3 - The Training Grounds on the Outskirts of Town
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SIGN The Training Grounds on the Outskirts of Town
[01:34] Rhea Fighter
Ow... Hello? My hands are throbbing here!
[01:38] Female Knight
It doesn't matter if your hands are
going numb! Don't lower your shield!
[01:41] Female Knight
Keep holding that as you fight!
[01:44] Female Knight
What's the matter? This is nothing
compared to a dragon's fangs or claws!
[01:48] Rhea Fighter
I'm still porcelain! I'm not
thinking about dragons!
[01:56] Female Knight
Come on! Buck up!
[01:58] Rookie Warrior
Yeesh...
[01:59] Wizard Boy
That's rough.
[02:02] Spearman
Come on, you two. Don't get distracted.
[02:05] Spearman
I know you can't help looking at the girls,
[02:08] Spearman
but if you don't take this
seriously, you're gonna die.
[02:10] Wizard Boy
What? I'm not.
[02:13] Rookie Warrior
Yeah, we're not like you, spear guy.
[02:17] Spearman
Look, you two.
[02:18] Spearman
I don't know how you see me,
but is that any way to treat your mentor?
[02:23] Rookie Warrior
Well, Guild Girl is always rejecting you.
[02:26] Wizard Boy
I'm new, and even I know that.
[02:29] Spearman
Okay. I see how it is.
[02:32] Spearman
All right. I'll tell you something
you don't wanna hear.
[02:35] Spearman
On the quest you went on the other day,
[02:38] Spearman
you rushed in too fast, ran out
of spells, and couldn't do anything!
[02:41] Spearman
You've only slain rats, so whenever
you're in a long battle, you run out
[02:44] Spearman
of energy, and you're broke from having
to buy stamina potions all the time.
[02:47] Rookie Warrior
G-Guild Girl told you that?
[02:50] Spearman
Yup! She asked me to do something
about you boys' stamina.
[02:55] Spearman
We're gonna play tag.
I'll hunt, and you're the hunted.
[03:01] Rookie Warrior
Oh, shit!
[03:02] Wizard Boy
Run!
[03:03] Spearman
Come back here, you little brats!
[03:06] Goblin Slayer
Then you do this.
[03:07] Apprentice Cleric
Wow, that's it?
[03:09] Rhea Druid Girl
That's easier than I thought.
[03:11] Goblin Slayer
Yeah. All you need is string.
[03:14] Goblin Slayer
You can find endless ammo for
it lying around everywhere.
[03:17] Goblin Slayer
It's a good thing to learn.
[03:31] Goblin Slayer
Even with the strength of a rhea,
[03:34] Goblin Slayer
this should be enough for you to deal
with an enemy that gets too close.
[03:38] Goblin Slayer
If you can take out just the first one,
[03:40] Goblin Slayer
that'll give your party time
to get to you... probably.
[03:44] Rhea Druid Girl
"Probably"? That's it?
[03:46] Goblin Slayer
Yeah. You'll just have one other option
to use as a last-ditch attempt.
[03:50] Goblin Slayer
If that works for you, practice.
[03:56] Rhea Druid Girl
The way you word certain things
isn't fair, Goblin Slayer.
[04:00] Apprentice Cleric
No wonder that girl's always troubled.
[04:04] Goblin Slayer
I see.
[04:17] Guild Girl
Goblin Slayer. I see everyone's working hard.
[04:20] Goblin Slayer
You're here.
[04:22] Guild Girl
Yes. I came to inspect everyone...
Rather, to observe...
[04:25] Guild Girl
That's a bit too formal, too. I just came by.
[04:30] Guild Girl
How are the porcelain and
obsidian adventurers doing?
[04:34] Goblin Slayer
I'm not sure.
[04:36] Goblin Slayer
I can't really tell.
[04:38] Guild Girl
Jeez... At times like these, you should
say something a bit more neutral.
[04:45] Goblin Slayer
I'll take note of that.
[04:48] Priestess
Everyone! Let's have lunch!
[04:51] Cow Girl
I brought some goodies from the farm!
[04:53] Guild Girl
They offered to bring lunch.
[04:57] Guild Girl
Well, I'm going to help them out.
[05:00] Guild Girl
Oh, I guess I should've said we wanted
to help you all out on the front.
[05:11] Goblin Slayer
We're taking a break.
[05:23] Spearman
Hey, Goblin Slayer.
[05:25] Spearman
Where's the other guy?
[05:26] Goblin Slayer
The other guy? Oh.
[05:29] Goblin Slayer
He took some of the other
children to a cave today.
[05:34] Spearman
I see. I mean...
Nothing unusual should happen.
[05:39] Goblin Slayer
How's the kid doing?
[05:41] Spearman
Oh, the wizard kid? He's definitely got guts.
[05:45] Spearman
I can't really comment on
his magic skills, though.
[05:48] Goblin Slayer
I see.
[05:49] Spearman
But what brought all this on, anyway?
[05:52] Spearman
You always just seemed to
look after the priestess girl.
[05:56] Goblin Slayer
That's not true.
[06:01] Spearman
Hey, you free tonight?
[06:13] Goblin Slayer
Yeah, apparently I am.
[06:15] Spearman
Then we're going drinking.
[06:17] Goblin Slayer
Alcohol?
[06:18] Spearman
What else is there?
[06:20] Goblin Slayer
You're inviting me?
[06:20] Spearman
Who else is here?
[06:22] Spearman
I'll invite the other dude, too.
We're gonna have a guys' night out.
[06:26] Goblin Slayer
I see.
[06:27] Spearman
Don't be such a stranger.
[06:34] Goblin Slayer
All right.
[06:35] Spearman
Great, it's settled, then!
[06:43] Rhea Fighter
I-I'm so tired.
[06:46] Wizard Boy
Yeah...
[06:51] Wizard Boy
D-Do you think you got everything down?
[06:53] Rhea Fighter
I'm not sure.
[06:56] Rhea Fighter
I should've just practiced the sling, too.
[06:58] Wizard Boy
There's nothing worth learning from that guy.
[07:01] Rhea Fighter
Really? He's silver-ranked, though.
[07:05] Wizard Boy
But he'll only fight goblins.
[07:07] Wizard Boy
Plus he's narrow-minded, stubborn,
and I have no idea what he's thinking.
[07:12] Wizard Boy
And you need to take goblins
out in a single blow.
[07:16] Wizard Boy
Goblin Slayer, my ass.
[07:18] Apprentice Cleric
Well, he's called that
because he slays goblins.
[07:21] Apprentice Cleric
I mean, I can't say I don't find him a bit odd...
[07:27] Apprentice Cleric
But can you really say anything about him
when you weren't able to do anything,
[07:31] Apprentice Cleric
and he did everything?
[07:35] Priestess
Would anyone like some lemon water?
[07:38] Priestess
We also have food ready.
[07:42] Rhea Fighter
I'll probably throw up if I eat.
[07:44] Priestess
Er... You're not going to last
the afternoon if you don't eat.
[07:49] Wizard Boy
I'll eat.
[07:50] Rhea Fighter
Wait, are you serious?
[07:52] Wizard Boy
I learned that you won't gain any muscles
unless you eat after you move around.
[07:56] Rookie Warrior
Seriously? I guess I'd better eat.
[07:59] Apprentice Cleric
Then I will, too.
[08:00] Rhea Fighter
Okay, I will, too!
[08:02] Priestess
Here you go.
[08:12] (Flashback) Wizard Boy
My sister was amazing!
[08:14] (Flashback) Wizard Boy
She would've beaten them
if they hadn't used poison!
[08:20] Priestess
So... How are things going?
[08:23] Rhea Fighter
I'm exhausted.
[08:25] Rookie Warrior
Likewise.
[08:26] Apprentice Cleric
I'm sort of getting by.
[08:32] Priestess
By the way, it looks like some
members of your party are missing.
[08:35] Rhea Fighter
Oh, mine?
[08:38] Rhea Fighter
Our leader was the second son of some noble.
[08:41] Rhea Fighter
I guess his older brother collapsed,
so they asked him to come back,
[08:45] Rhea Fighter
and we disbanded afterwards.
[08:47] Priestess
Oh... But isn't being a
solo adventurer difficult?
[08:51] Rhea Fighter
Well, yeah, but... I have a dream!
[08:55] Rhea Fighter
I'm gonna make it big!
[08:57] Rhea Fighter
Who cares how big your body is? Yeah!
[09:00] Rookie Warrior
Oh, I totally get how that feels.
[09:02] Rookie Warrior
I said I was gonna be the best,
even if I'm from the country,
[09:04] Rookie Warrior
and they all just laughed at me.
[09:06] Rookie Warrior
That just ain't right!
[09:08] Rhea Fighter
I know, right?!
[09:09] Apprentice Cleric
Well, of course they laughed.
[09:11] Apprentice Cleric
I mean, if you become the best, what are
all the other country bumpkins gonna do?
[09:15] Rookie Warrior
What the hell?
[09:18] Wizard Boy
Whatever. Right now, I just need to
learn how to kill goblins properly.
[09:23] Wizard Boy
That's my top priority.
[09:27] Priestess
This wizard I once knew
[09:31] Priestess
once said she wanted to defeat a dragon.
[09:36] Wizard Boy
A dragon? Yeah, in her dreams.
[09:39] Wizard Boy
That's not happening.
[09:40] Priestess
Well, it is a dream.
It's just fine as a dream.
[09:56] Goblin Slayer
All right, I'm heading out.
[09:58] Goblin Slayer
I'll be late tonight, so I won't need dinner.
[10:00] Cow Girl
Sure, sure. My uncle's going to be
late because of his meeting, too.
[10:04] Cow Girl
I'll just stay at home all by my lonesome.
[10:08] Goblin Slayer
Don't forget to use the latch.
[10:10] Goblin Slayer
Lock the gates, and close
the shutters on the windows.
[10:13] Cow Girl
I know, jeez. You're such a worrywart.
[10:17] Cow Girl
Are you ready?
Do you have your money pouch?
[10:23] Goblin Slayer
I'm fine.
[10:24] Cow Girl
Good, then!
[10:25] Cow Girl
I'll come get you if you
get too drunk, though.
[10:28] Cow Girl
Don't cause too much
trouble for your friends.
[10:32] Goblin Slayer
Right. I don't plan to.
[10:48] Spearman
Ah, there you are, Goblin Slayer!
[10:51] Spearman
Up here!
[10:53] Rando
Cheers!
[10:55] Spearman
Took you long enough. We started without you.
[10:59] Goblin Slayer
Sorry.
[11:01] Goblin Slayer
Why aren't we drinking at the guild's bar?
[11:03] Spearman
Well, I don't want any weird rumors to go
around if I'm caught drinking with a dude
[11:06] Spearman
who's in full armor like you.
[11:08] Heavy Swordsman
So what he's really trying to say is
[11:10] Heavy Swordsman
he's embarrassed to have anyone
see you drinking with him.
[11:14] Goblin Slayer
I see.
[11:15] Spearman
Oh, just shut up and order something!
[11:19] Spearman
Look, the answer's simple. Just order
some ale. A big mug of ale!
[11:23] Goblin Slayer
All right. I'll get ale.
[11:25] Spearman
Miss, we'd like three orders of ale!
[11:29] Waitress
All right, here are your three ales.
[11:32] Customer 1
Can I order?
[11:33] Waitress
Sure thing!
[11:36] Customer 1
I'd like to order the same thing again, miss.
[11:39] Waitress
Sure, you got it.
[11:39] Heavy Swordsman
You know, chests are nice
and all, but I prefer asses.
[11:42] Spearman
Ah, so that's why you like that knight chick.
[11:46] Spearman
She rides horses, too, eh?
[11:47] Heavy Swordsman
That's a whole different matter.
[11:50] Heavy Swordsman
I guess we can't really talk
about this stuff at the guild.
[11:54] Heavy Swordsman
Anyway, let's go ahead and toast.
[11:56] Goblin Slayer
To what?
[11:57] Spearman
Let's just stick to the classics
so it's not a pain in the ass.
[12:00] Spearman
To our town!
[12:01] Heavy Swordsman
To the dice of the gods!
[12:03] Goblin Slayer
To adventurers.
[12:05] Goblin Slayer; Heavy Swordsman; Spearman
Cheers.
[12:08] Spearman
So... What're you gonna do?
[12:11] Goblin Slayer
About what?
[12:12] Spearman
You know damn well what I'm talking about!
[12:14] Spearman
I'm talking about Guild Girl!
[12:17] Spearman
And you have the gall to surround
yourself with the elf girl,
[12:19] Spearman
the farm girl, and the priestess girl!
[12:21] Goblin Slayer
That's not going to change
until all the goblins are gone.
[12:25] Goblin Slayer
I...
[12:27] Spearman
There it is.
[12:28] Goblin Slayer
A goblin?
[12:29] Spearman
No, you dumbass.
[12:31] Spearman
I've got a pretty good idea
about the backstory of a dude
[12:35] Spearman
who calls himself the Goblin Slayer.
[12:37] Goblin Slayer
I see.
[12:38] Heavy Swordsman
I get it, too.
[12:40] Goblin Slayer
Oh?
[12:41] Heavy Swordsman
I mean, when it comes to us guys...
[12:45] Heavy Swordsman
We've gotta be the kings of our own castles.
[12:48] Spearman
Kings, eh? Not bad!
[12:51] Spearman
I've heard about some mercenary who
was a gladiator becoming a king before.
[12:55] Heavy Swordsman
But the thing is... I lack smarts.
[12:58] Goblin Slayer
Then you just need to study. You have
money, and I don't think you're stupid.
[13:03] Heavy Swordsman
Yeah, but I don't have the time.
[13:05] Heavy Swordsman
If I were to start studying after becoming
a king, that'd make me a stupid king.
[13:09] Heavy Swordsman
I'd just cause trouble for my people.
[13:11] Goblin Slayer
Yeah.
[13:12] Heavy Swordsman
But if I were to start studying now,
I wouldn't be able to go on any adventures,
[13:17] Heavy Swordsman
and I'd cause my party trouble.
[13:20] Goblin Slayer
I see. This is difficult.
[13:22] Heavy Swordsman
Yeah, it sure is. But at least it's not boring.
[13:28] Spearman
Well, you've got the lady
knight following you around...
[13:31] Spearman
Ow!
[13:32] Heavy Swordsman
Shut up.
[13:33] Goblin Slayer
That's not a bad thing.
[13:36] Goblin Slayer
At least, it shouldn't be a bad thing.
[13:38] Heavy Swordsman
Yeah.
[13:39] Spearman
Must be nice being so smooth.
[13:43] Heavy Swordsman
You're too persistent.
[13:45] Spearman
You dumbass! I was born a man!
[13:47] Spearman
Of course I'm gonna strive to be the
best and get some beautiful girls!
[13:51] Spearman
Once I'm the best, I'll be popular
with the ladies, people will thank me,
[13:54] Spearman
I'll be able to do good deeds,
and I'll get stronger.
[13:57] Spearman
Not a bad deal at all!
[13:59] Heavy Swordsman
You're popular?
[14:00] Spearman
I am, damn it!
[14:01] Goblin Slayer
I don't see it.
[14:03] Spearman
Shut up!
[14:04] Spearman
Well, Goblin Slayer?
[14:07] Spearman
What's your childhood dream?
[14:09] Goblin Slayer
Me?
[14:11] Goblin Slayer
Well...
[14:16] Goblin Slayer
I wanted to become an adventurer.
[14:19] Spearman
You already are one.
[14:22] Goblin Slayer
No... This is difficult.
[14:25] Heavy Swordsman
Is it?
[14:26] Goblin Slayer
Yeah. It's not that easy.
[14:31] Heavy Swordsman
I guess what you want to do,
what you have to do,
[14:34] Heavy Swordsman
and what you can do are all different.
[14:35] Spearman
What a pain in the ass.
[14:42] Goblin Slayer
What I wanted to be...
[14:45] Goblin Slayer
I wanted to be a hero.
[14:47] Goblin Slayer
I wanted to be a champion.
[14:49] Goblin Slayer
I wanted to go down in history.
I wanted to be a legend.
[14:54] Goblin Slayer
I wanted to obtain legendary
equipment, save the princess,
[14:58] Goblin Slayer
fight the dragon, and save the world.
[15:02] Heavy Swordsman
I wanted to train as hard as I could
to perfect my craft, reign supreme,
[15:06] Heavy Swordsman
and become so powerful that the masses
would talk about me for generations.
[15:09] Spearman
But then I realized... I don't get
to be a part of a story like that.
[15:16] Heavy Swordsman
I am very aware of my current position.
[15:19] Heavy Swordsman
I'd never think that wasn't significant.
[15:23] Spearman
And yet... And yet...
[15:28] Goblin Slayer
So...
[15:30] Goblin Slayer
I'd like others to be able
to do what they want to do.
[15:42] Dwarf Shaman
So, how many spells can you use, and how frequently?
[15:47] Wizard Boy
Fireball... Just once.
[15:50] Dwarf Shaman
You fool!
[15:51] Dwarf Shaman
Listen up! Fireball isn't
the only spell you've got!
[15:56] Dwarf Shaman
You've got Carbunculus, Crescunt, and Iacta!
[15:59] Dwarf Shaman
Go on, say what they mean.
[16:01] Wizard Boy
Summon fire, make it expand, and throw it.
[16:04] Dwarf Shaman
Put those three mantras
together and you get Fireball.
[16:08] Dwarf Shaman
See? Now you've got four options.
[16:11] Wizard Boy
I mean, yeah, but...
Is this supposed to be that simple?
[16:15] Dwarf Shaman
Changing up ideas... No, that's not it.
[16:19] Dwarf Shaman
You've gotta be aware of all your options.
[16:21] Dwarf Shaman
You may not be worth much,
but at least you've got your options.
[16:26] Dwarf Shaman
Hey, you remember that hot lady? The witch?
[16:30] Wizard Boy
Yeah.
[16:31] Dwarf Shaman
She uses Inflammarae to light her pipe.
[16:35] Wizard Boy
What? Really?
[16:37] Dwarf Shaman
I do realize that it's not a great idea
to throw spells around everywhere.
[16:43] Dwarf Shaman
But if you were in the rain with no
flint and all the leaves were damp,
[16:48] Dwarf Shaman
but you had to start a fire,
you'd use a spell, wouldn't ya?
[16:51] Wizard Boy
Well, yeah...
[16:53] Dwarf Shaman
But if you have the right
knowledge, you can be thrifty.
[16:57] Dwarf Shaman
If you can gather branches and bark
together, you can start a fire.
[17:00] Dwarf Shaman
You can probably dig up some roots,
since those are usually dry.
[17:04] Dwarf Shaman
With the right knowledge, you'll efficiently
be able to use your abilities.
[17:07] Dwarf Shaman
The only thing different is the process.
[17:10] Dwarf Shaman
Processes are options, and options are...
So that's why it's important to have them.
[17:16] Dwarf Shaman
Also, the job of a spell caster
isn't to cast spells.
[17:21] Dwarf Shaman
It's to use spells.
[17:24] Wizard Boy
How are they different?
[17:28] Dwarf Shaman
If you can't even tell them apart,
there's no hope for you.
[17:31] Dwarf Shaman
Anyone who thinks a wizard is
just someone who goes around
[17:34] Dwarf Shaman
throwing fireballs and
lightning is a simpleton.
[17:50] Priestess
You sure do eat a lot.
[17:51] Rhea Fighter
Well, our people eat five or six times a day.
[17:55] Rhea Fighter
That's not possible when
we're adventuring,
[17:57] Rhea Fighter
so we just have to eat more at once.
[18:03] Lizardman Priest
If I remember correctly,
you are currently on your own.
[18:07] Rhea Fighter
Yup, I am.
[18:09] Rhea Fighter
That's why I was thinking
about maybe slaying some rats.
[18:13] Rhea Fighter
Not to mention, newbie
warriors don't make much.
[18:18] Priestess
Um, perhaps you'd like to
go on an adventure with me.
[18:23] Rhea Fighter
Adventure? Where's the armor guy?
[18:26] Rhea Fighter
I haven't seen him around today.
[18:28] Rhea Fighter
Oh, and the elf lady, too.
[18:31] Priestess
They're currently out slaying goblins.
[18:34] Lizardman Priest
You see, in order for her to move
up in rank, she must prove herself,
[18:40] Lizardman Priest
so she's looking for adventurers
to team up with temporarily.
[18:43] Priestess
It may only be one adventure, but...
[18:49] Rhea Fighter
Just so you know...
I'm honestly not a big deal.
[18:52] Rhea Fighter
I'm a rhea, my equipment's nothing special,
and I'm just a plain ol' warrior.
[18:56] Lizardman Priest
But you have luck.
[18:58] Rhea Fighter
Luck?
[19:00] Lizardman Priest
You could even call it fate.
Wouldn't you say so?
[19:04] Priestess
Oh, yes!
[19:05] Priestess
You were asking us about
potions back then. So...
[19:10] Rhea Fighter
Ah, you remembered that...
[19:13] Rhea Fighter
All right, then. Sure.
[19:16] Rhea Fighter
But it might be a bit rough
with just the two of us.
[19:19] Rhea Fighter
Let's invite some others!
[19:21] Rhea Fighter
Leave that to me. I've got some leads.
[19:23] Priestess
Oh, I'll come with you.
[19:34] Lizardman Priest
Virtue leads to fate,
and fate leads to virtue.
[19:47] Cow Girl
This is becoming a habit lately.
[19:50] Goblin Slayer
What is?
[19:51] Cow Girl
You going out.
[19:53] Cow Girl
For the goblins... no, not just that.
You've got the training grounds, too.
[19:57] Cow Girl
You're going again after this, right?
[19:59] Goblin Slayer
Yeah.
[20:00] Cow Girl
Are you busy?
[20:02] Goblin Slayer
Well, I'm not sure.
[20:04] Cow Girl
So you don't want anything
to get built there.
[20:11] Cow Girl
Well, I guess that might not
be the right way to put it.
[20:15] Cow Girl
I'm sure you just feel lonely.
[20:18] Goblin Slayer
You don't feel anything?
[20:20] Cow Girl
I mean, I do...
[20:23] Cow Girl
I remember playing in the lake
and a bunch of other things.
[20:27] Cow Girl
But I also think there's
not much I can do about it.
[20:30] Cow Girl
That goes for everything. The world
keeps turning, and we're still alive.
[20:35] Cow Girl
The wind keeps blowing,
and the sun goes up and down.
[20:38] Cow Girl
So I guess we're just going
to have to accept change.
[20:42] Goblin Slayer
I see.
[20:43] Cow Girl
Yup.
[20:44] Cow Girl
Yeah, that's just how it is.
[20:50] Goblin Slayer
I can't yet.
[20:56] Cow Girl
Yeah.
[20:58] Goblin Slayer
I can't say for certain, but I think
the goblins are on the move again.
[21:02] Goblin Slayer
That's why I have to do what I have to do.
[21:05] Cow Girl
Yeah... Yeah, I know.
[21:10] Cow Girl
I'll be waiting for you.
[21:12] Goblin Slayer
Yeah.
[21:29] Laborer A
Huh?
[21:31] Laborer A
What's that mound doing there?
[21:35] Laborer A
Why, you—
[21:38] Laborer A
Ha! Take that!
[21:41] Laborer A
Wait, those bastards dug a hole?
[21:44] Laborer A
This is bad.
[21:48] Goblin Slayer
Tonight, I'll be showing you eight ways
to kill goblins without making a sound...
[21:54] Rookie Warrior
Wh-What was that?!
[21:55] Apprentice Cleric
A scream?
[21:59] Goblin Slayer
Goblins.
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