6 - Goblin Slayer in the Water Town

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SIGN    This show contains scenes that some viewers may
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[00:28] Hero
    Hold it right there!
[00:33] Hero
    I've always wanted to say that.
[00:36] Sage
    I can't fathom why you would throw
    away the advantage of a sneak attack.
[00:40] Swordmaster
    Come on, now. Introductions are important.
[00:42] Swordmaster
    If you successfully provoke them,
    they'll focus all their attacks on you.
[00:47] Evil priest
    How did you know our
    sect's secret meeting spot?
[00:50] Hero
    I just had a hunch.
[00:51] Evil priest
    What?!
[00:52] Sage
    We know about your evil plans.
[00:55] Swordsmater
    You can't escape now.
[00:58] Hero
    Exactly!
[01:00] Evil priest
    Th-That holy sword! I-It can't be!
[01:05] Hero
    The Hero has arrived!
[01:12] Scout
    And just like that,
[01:15] Scout
    the Hero appeared and defeated
    all of the Demon Lord's minions!
[01:20] Druid
    Apparently, the Hero's a cute girl!
[01:25] Scout
    No fair... I wanna go on an
    adventure with the Hero, too!
[01:29] Druid
    You couldn't handle it.
[01:30] Scout
    What?
[01:31] Spearman
    Just because she's a hero doesn't mean
    she could take them all out on her own.
[01:35] Spearman
    Otherwise we'd be out of a job.
[01:39] Witch
    Don't get so... cocky.
[01:44] High elf archer
    Hey, did you hear?
    The Hero defeated the Demon Lord's—
[01:47] Goblin slayer
    That doesn't matter.
[01:52] Goblin Slayer
    It's time to slay some goblins.
[03:24] Goblin slayer
    It's time to slay some goblins.
[03:26] Goblin slayer
    The location is Water Town.
[03:27] Goblin slayer
    The reward is one bag of gold each.
SIGN    Goblin Slayer in the Water Town
[03:30] Goblin slayer
    It's up to you if you want to come or not.
[03:32] High elf archer
    Seriously...
[03:35] Priestess
    I thought I had it figured out,
    but now I know for sure.
[03:39] Priestess
    I wouldn't last if I were to continue
    being surprised by your every move.
[03:44] Priestess
    So, listen.
[03:46] Priestess
    Like I said before,
[03:48] Priestess
    it's not a discussion when
    there really aren't any options.
[03:51] Goblin slayer
    But there are options.
[03:53] Priestess
    You're basically only giving us two choices!
[03:57] High elf archer
    If we say we aren't going,
    you'll just go by yourself, right?
[04:01] Goblin slayer
    Of course.
[04:04] High elf archer
    So she's right. This isn't a discussion.
[04:06] Dwarf shaman
    Still, the fact that Beard-cutter
    is even mentioning it to us
[04:10] Dwarf shaman
    means that he's softened up some, perhaps.
[04:12] Lizardman priest
    Indeed. I do believe this is a good thing.
[04:18] Lizardman priest
    Sweet, sweet nectar.
[04:24] Priestess
    Then I'll do as I please.
[04:26] Priestess
    I'll go with you.
[04:29] Lizardman priest
    There are many goblins.
[04:32] Lizardman priest
    The more spellcasters you have, the better.
[04:36] Dwarf shaman
    Oh, very well. We just finished
    getting our travel expenses in order,
[04:41] Dwarf shaman
    so we'll go with you.
[04:43] High elf archer
    Once we're done slaying these goblins,
    you'll go on an adventure with us.
[04:49] High elf archer
    Does that work for you, Orcbolg?
[04:51] Goblin Slayer
    Yeah, that's fine.
[04:53] High elf archer
    And no waterboarding the goblins.
[04:57] Priestess
    Or attacking them with fire.
[04:58] High elf archer
    Or poisoning them.
[05:00] Goblin slayer
    No poison, either?
[05:01] Both
    Of course!
[05:03] Goblin slayer
    Very well.
[05:06] Both
    He agreed surprisingly easily.
[05:24] Lizardman priest
    I see it.
[05:26] Priestess
    That's...
[05:27] Priestess
    Water Town?
[05:32] High elf archer
    I've been here before.
[05:36] High elf archer
    Because of the channels, they
    have plenty of wares and food.
[05:42] Priestess
    What's good to eat around here?
[05:46] Dwarf shaman
    Let's see...
[05:47] Dwarf shaman
    Around here, it'd probably be lamb liver
    stewed with wine, or fried river fish.
[05:52] Goblin slayer
    Apparently, the wheat here is very
    coarse, so it makes great batter.
[05:57] Lizardman priest
    Ah, you seem rather knowledgeable
    about this, Sir Goblin Slayer.
[06:00] Goblin slayer
    Someone I know is. When I told them
    I was coming here, they told me that.
[06:05] Priestess
    Is it the person from the farm?
[06:07] Goblin slayer
    Yeah.
[06:19] Priestess
    So this is the Temple of Law...
    This is my first time seeing it.
[06:22] Priestess
    Isn't it amazing, Goblin Slayer?
[06:25] Goblin slayer
    Is it?
[06:27] Priestess
    Jeez.
[06:28] High elf archer
    So, the person who requested
    this quest is here?
[06:31] Goblin slayer
    Yeah. They said we can meet them in there.
[06:34] Priestess
    Is the client a priest of the Supreme God?
[06:37] Goblin slayer
    No, they're the Archbishop
    of the Supreme God.
[06:40] Priestess
    Huh?!
[06:42] Priestess
    Th-The Archbishop?
[06:46] Goblin slayer
    Let's go.
[06:52] Priestess
    Th-The Sword Maiden.
[06:57] Priestess
    The person in charge of the law
    all across the western frontier.
[07:01] Priestess
    The Archbishop beloved by the Supreme God.
[07:04] Priestess
    Ten years ago, she was one of the adventurers
    who defeated the resurrected Demon Lord.
[07:07] Priestess
    A gold-ranked adventurer,
    the second-highest rank.
[07:11] Priestess
    She isn't a hero from some legend.
[07:14] Priestess
    She was born of the people
    and became a legend herself.
[07:18] Priestess
    That's...
[07:23] Priestess
    the Sword...
[07:25] Priestess
    Maiden.
[07:27] Sword maiden
    Oh?
[07:28] Sword maiden
    Well, well... Who do we have here?
[07:31] Goblin slayer
    I came to slay some goblins.
[07:32] Priestess
    U-Um, I beg your pardon!
[07:34] Priestess
    Thank you for seeing us.
    It's an honor to meet you.
[07:39] Sword maiden
    A brave warrior and an adorable
    priestess... And the rest of you?
[07:44] Lizardman priest
    We are fellow members of this party.
[07:47] Lizardman priest
    Though we were not summoned,
    we will be happy to help.
[07:51] Sword maiden
    Welcome, adventurers.
[07:54] Sword maiden
    I welcome you from the bottom of my heart.
[07:56] Goblin slayer
    So, where are the goblins?
[08:02] Sword maiden
    It happened about a month ago.
[08:05] Sword maiden
    We sent one of the acolyte girls on an
    errand from the temple late at night,
[08:09] Sword maiden
    and her corpse was found in
    an alleyway in the morning.
[08:13] Sword maiden
    We received a report saying
    that it looked as though
[08:16] Sword maiden
    she was sliced apart while still alive.
[08:19] Goblin slayer
    Still alive? So it happened right there?
[08:21] Sword maiden
    Yes.
[08:22] Goblin slayer
    Was any part of her eaten,
    or was she only killed?
[08:25] Goblin slayer
    What else?
[08:26] High elf archer
    Have some tact.
[08:29] Goblin slayer
    Continue.
[08:31] Sword maiden
    It was truly a terrible incident.
[08:34] Sword maiden
    I had the city guard increase their patrols,
    but these crimes continued to happen.
[08:39] Sword maiden
    Casualties seemingly perpetrated
    by thieves or slashers...
[08:42] Sword maiden
    Violent acts against women...
[08:43] Sword maiden
    Even children were kidnapped.
[08:45] Sword maiden
    And then an adventurer
    happened to see and cut down
[08:49] Sword maiden
    a small, shadowy figure
    that was attacking a girl.
[08:52] Sword maiden
    That small corpse...
[08:54] Goblin slayer
    Was it a goblin?
[08:56] Dwarf shaman
    Goblins, huh?
[08:58] Dwarf shaman
    I'm sure there are more than a few...
[09:01] Priestess
    But how did they even get into the town?
[09:05] Priestess
    I doubt they somehow got through the gates.
[09:08] Dwarf shaman
    Maybe they got in underground...
    or perhaps by the channels.
[09:12] High elf archer
    But it seems like a lot of casualties
    if they just wandered in.
[09:15] Lizardman priest
    Goblins dwell underground, do they not?
[09:19] Lizardman priest
    This town was built on
    top of an old settlement,
[09:21] Lizardman priest
    so there are probably some underground ruins.
[09:24] Goblin slayer
    If I were them, I would
    just settle underground.
[09:27] Goblin slayer
    They're not bright creatures,
    but they aren't complete fools.
[09:29] High elf archer
    You're always thinking like a goblin.
[09:32] Goblin slayer
    Of course I am.
[09:33] Goblin slayer
    If I didn't know what they were thinking,
    I wouldn't be able to fight them.
[09:37] Sword maiden
    We also concluded that they were underground
[09:41] Sword maiden
    and sent out a quest for the
    adventurers in this town, but...
[09:44] Priestess
    What happened to them?
[09:47] Priestess
    I see...
[09:49] Sword maiden
    And that was when I heard the song of the
    brave Goblin Slayer from the frontier.
[09:55] Goblin slayer
    What song?
[09:56] High elf archer
    You didn't know?
[09:58] High elf archer
    There's a song about you, Orcbolg.
[10:00] High elf archer
    It's sort of disappointing,
    having actually met you, though.
[10:03] Goblin slayer
    That's not my problem.
[10:05] Lizardman priest
    You mustn't say that. Bards singing songs
    of brave feats is how these tales survive.
[10:10] Goblin slayer
    Why do they need to survive?
[10:12] Dwrf shaman
    Don't you get it, Beard-cutter?
[10:15] Dwarf shaman
    The more the words of your
    deeds spread throughout the land,
[10:18] Dwarf shaman
    the more requests you'll get to slay goblins.
[10:23] Sword maiden
    Kind sirs, I beg of you...
[10:25] Sword maiden
    Will you save our town?
[10:29] Goblin slayer
    I don't know if I'll be able to save it,
    but let's kill some goblins.
[10:34] Priestess
    Goblin Slayer! Can't you say it a bit nicer?
[10:37] Goblin slayer
    It's the truth.
[10:38] Priestess
    It's because it's the truth that you
    should be more tactful with your words!
[10:43] Lizardman priest
    Sir Goblin Slayer, shall we
    head to the sewers, then?
[10:46] Goblin slayer
    We're going to go in and wipe them out.
[10:47] Goblin slayer
    The underground is huge.
    It'd be annoying if one got away.
[10:51] High elf archer
    Remember, no using water, fire, or poison!
[10:54] Goblin slayer
    I know.
[10:55] Lizardman priest
    But why not just have the city guard or
    the troops of this town take care of them?
[11:00] Lizardman priest
    I'll admit that I do not know
    everything about this town,
[11:03] Lizardman priest
    but surely this couldn't be
    out of their jurisdiction.
[11:06] Sword maiden
    Well...
[11:07] Goblin slayer
    Were you told that there was no point in
    mobilizing the military against mere goblins?
[11:13] Sword maiden
    Yes.
[11:14] Dwarf shaman
    Well, you can't really blame them.
[11:16] Dwarf shaman
    They're in the middle of battling with
    the armies of the Demon Lord, after all.
[11:19] Dwarf shaman
    I guess that means goblin slaying
    is a job for us adventurers.
[11:24] Lizardman priest
    I'll admit that human politics and money
    issues seem rather troublesome.
[11:29] Goblin slayer
    I have no interest in that.
    How can we get down there?
[11:33] Goblin Slayer
    Hey.
[11:34] Sword maiden
    Oh, yes. I do beg your pardon.
[11:38] Sword maiden
    I believe your best option
    is to go down the well
[11:41] Sword maiden
    behind this temple, into the sewers.
[11:44] Goblin slayer
    Is this accurate?
[11:45] Sword maiden
    Well, this is an old sketch from
    when this temple was first built.
[11:50] Sword maiden
    But the water flow indicated
    here should be correct.
[11:53] Sword maiden
    Even if there is erosion or damage,
    it shouldn't be severe.
[11:56] Goblin Slayer
    All right.
[11:59] Goblin slayer
    You get to navigate.
[12:01] Lizardman priest
    Understood.
[12:02] Goblin slayer
    Let's go. We don't have time to waste.
[12:05] High elf archer
    Well, I guess I wouldn't expect
    you to be any other way, Orcbolg.
[12:12] Sword maiden
    Miss.
[12:13] Priestess
    Yes?
[12:14] Sword maiden
    This may seem rude, as I am
    the one who requested this...
[12:18] Sword maiden
    but are you not frightened?
[12:22] Priestess
    Well... Yes, I'm frightened, but...
[12:29] Priestess
    I'm sure...
[12:32] Priestess
    I'm sure that everything will be all right.
[12:58] Lizardman priest
    That should take care of things.
[13:00] High elf archer
    Yup.
[13:03] High elf archer
    And done.
[13:05] Dwarf shaman
    To think that there were this many
    goblins dwelling underneath the town...
[13:10] Goblin slayer
    It's about what I expected.
[13:14] High elf archer
    Just so you know, I'm not copying him.
[13:17] High elf archer
    This is going to be a long battle, right?
[13:19] High elf archer
    Unlike Orcbolg, I don't want
    to use the goblins' arrows.
[13:23] High elf archer
    They're terribly made.
[13:25] Goblin slayer
    Are they?
[13:26] High elf archer
    They are!
[13:27] Dwarf shaman
    But this is the fifth attack just today.
[13:31] Dwarf shaman
    At this rate, who knows how many
    goblins are actually down here?
[13:35] High elf archer
    Seriously, how long is this going to go on?
[13:38] Goblin slayer
    Don't worry. These walls are made of stone.
[13:41] Goblin slayer
    There shouldn't be any
    surprise attacks through them.
[13:44] Priestess
    Please don't remind me of
    such a terrible memory.
[13:47] Goblin slayer
    Sorry.
[13:48] Dwarf shaman
    With all the waste down here, you
    probably don't need to mask your scent.
[13:52] High elf archer
    Please don't remind me of
    such a terrible memory.
[13:56] Dwarf shaman
    What is it, long-ears?
[13:59] High elf archer
    I just felt something weird.
[14:02] High elf archer
    The sound of water?
    Is it coming from above?
[14:09] Priestess
    It appears to be raining...
[14:12] High elf archer
    But is rain underground even possible?
[14:15] Dwarf shaman
    It must be raining on the surface.
[14:18] Dwarf shaman
    I'm sure all the water from the canals
    and sewers flows down here.
[14:22] Dwarf shaman
    What do you think, Beard-cutter?
[14:24] Goblin slayer
    We'll be at a disadvantage if
    our light source is extinguished.
[14:32] Priestess
    What's the matter, Goblin Slayer?
[14:34] Goblin slayer
    Be on your guard.
[14:37] High elf archer
    Something's coming this way.
[14:39] Dwarf shaman
    Beard-cutter!
[14:59] High elf archer
    A boat...
[15:00] Dwarf shaman
    ...full of...
[15:00] Lizardman priest
    ...goblins?!
[15:08] Priestess
    O merciful Earth Mother,
[15:10] Priestess
    please protect us, the weak,
    with the powers of the earth.
[15:14] Priestess
    Protection!
[15:19] Priestess
    I can't hold this for long...
[15:21] High elf archer
    What do you want to do?
[15:22] Goblin Slayer
    What else? The same as usual.
[15:27] Goblin slayer
    The goblins must die.
[15:29] Goblin slayer
    That's one.
[15:31] High elf archer
    Jeez... Just leave that to me, all right?
[15:35] Goblin slayer
    How many spells do you have left?
[15:37] Dwarf shaman
    Plenty!
[15:38] Goblin slayer
    Then use Tunnel. Dig a hole.
[15:41] Dwarf shaman
    Are you trying to destroy the town above us?!
[15:43] Goblin slayer
    Not up. Dig down.
[15:45] Goblin slayer
    Dig a hole in the channel
    and let the water run down.
[15:48] Dwarf shaman
    But that's going to back up the sewage!
[15:52] Goblin slayer
    But it's not water, fire, or poison.
[15:54] High elf archer
    Think of something else!
[15:57] Priestess
    I can't hold this any longer!
[15:58] Lizardman priest
    Do you have another transfer
    scroll like last time?
[16:02] Goblin slayer
    If I did, I would've brought it with me.
[16:04] Goblin slayer
    I'm going to throw this as
    soon as Protection goes down.
[16:07] Goblin slayer
    Once I do, use Protection again
    to strengthen our defense.
[16:10] Priestess
    R-Right.
[16:12] Lizardman priest
    Just a moment, Sir Goblin Slayer.
[16:14] Lizardman priest
    O sickle wings of the velociraptor...
[16:17] Lizardman priest
    Slice, fly, and hunt!
[16:22] Lizardman priest
    I believe that might be to your liking.
[16:25] Lizardman priest
    Oh, but if possible, please don't throw it.
[16:27] Goblin slayer
    I'll do my best.
[16:28] Priestess
    Just... a little longer...
[16:43] Goblin slayer
    We're jumping.
[16:50] Goblin slayer
    Five.
[16:52] Lizardman priest
    Fearsome dragon,
    behold your descendant in battle!
[16:58] Goblin slayer
    Nine.
[16:59] Goblin slayer
    Ten.
[17:00] Goblin slayer
    They're wearing armor. It's easier
    to just knock them off the boat.
[17:03] Lizardman priest
    Understood!
[17:09] Goblin slayer
    Sixteen.
[17:10] Goblin slayer
    But you know... there sure are a lot of them.
[17:15] High elf archer
    An elf's arrows hit their mark,
    even when their eyes are closed!
[17:19] Dwarf shaman
    Here you go.
[17:20] High elf archer
    Ugh. Such an unrefined arrow...
[17:28] Priestess
    Protection!
[17:32] High elf archer
    Thanks!
[17:33] Priestess
    I'll block the attacks from the rear guard,
    so please continue your attacks.
[17:37] Dwarf shaman
    You got it!
[17:39] Dwarf shaman
    Time to work, you gnomes!
[17:41] Dwarf shaman
    Roll bits of sand together,
    and it shall become rock!
[17:47] Dwarf shaman
    Beard-cutter! Scaly! Get back here!
[17:51] Dwarf shaman
    Stone Blast!
[18:06] High elf archer
    Now... what's next?
[18:09] Priestess
    For now, let's rest for a while.
[18:12] Goblin slayer
    No, we need to keep moving.
[18:14] Lizardman priest
    I agree. We did cause quite a ruckus.
[18:18] Lizardman priest
    The rain is masking some of the noise,
[18:20] Lizardman priest
    but the others may have realized we're here.
[18:27] High elf archer
    What's that?
[18:28] Goblin slayer
    Is it a goblin?
[18:36] Goblin slayer
    That's not a goblin.
[18:38] High elf archer
    Thanks for stating the obvious!
[18:41] High elf archer
    Run!
[18:43] High elf archer
    Who knew a swamp dragon would be down here?!
[18:45] Priestess
    Swamp dragon... An alligator...
[18:47] Dwarf shaman
    Scaly, isn't that a relative of yours?
    Do something about him!
[18:51] Lizardman priest
    I'm afraid that I regrettably
    have not kept in contact
[18:54] Lizardman priest
    with my relatives ever
    since leaving my house!
[19:02] Lizardman priest
    Not to mention, I haven't a
    relative who is so violent, Sir Mage!
[19:09] Dwarf shaman
    Well, this sure beats walking!
[19:11] Goblin slayer
    Steady your breathing.
[19:13] Priestess
    I-I'm fine...
[19:15] Goblin Slayer
    You have one miracle left, don't you?
[19:17] Goblin slayer
    I can't have you fainting here.
[19:19] High elf archer
    Let's feed the dwarf to that thing and run!
[19:22] High elf archer
    It'll definitely get food poisoning!
[19:24] Dwarf shaman
    Why, you little—
[19:27] High elf archer
    Something's coming from the front.
[19:29] High elf archer
    Another goblin ship... Actually,
    there might be a number of them!
[19:32] Priestess
    Wh-What should we do?
[19:34] Goblin slayer
    There is a way.
[19:35] High elf archer
    Hey! I don't know what you've thought
    up, but no poison or burning!
[19:40] Goblin slayer
    We'll go with your idea.
[20:06] Priestess
    O merciful Earth Mother, please bless us,
[20:10] Priestess
    the wanderers in the
    darkness, with holy light!
[20:13] High elf archer
    I get it. You cast Holy Light
    on the swamp dragon's tail
[20:16] High elf archer
    and lured out the goblins.
[20:19] Goblin slayer
    Since I can't use poison, fire, or water,
[20:23] Goblin slayer
    this was all that was left, really.
[20:25] High elf archer
    But to think they'd be so easily
    fooled by just some light.
[20:29] Goblin slayer
    They've learned that adventurers
    travel around with light.
[20:33] High elf archer
    Oh, really?
[20:35] Goblin slayer
    I don't know when they learned it,
[20:36] Goblin slayer
    but they all seem to know it.
[20:40] Goblin slayer
    First of all, their kind only pillages.
[20:43] Goblin slayer
    They don't think of building
    anything on their own.
[20:46] Goblin slayer
    Again, they're not bright creatures,
    but they aren't complete fools.
[20:50] Goblin slayer
    They quickly learn how to use various tools.
[20:53] Goblin slayer
    If they're taught how to use boats,
    they will quickly catch on.
[20:56] High elf archer
    Well, aren't you knowledgeable?
[20:58] Goblin slayer
    I did some research.
[21:00] Goblin slayer
    That's why I won't give them any more ideas.
[21:05] Goblin slayer
    I'll slaughter them all.
[21:06] Dwarf shaman
    Which means... someone showed
    them how to use boats?
[21:11] Goblin slayer
    Yeah.
[21:13] Priestess
    But it's possible a goblin shaman
    could have figured it out...
[21:18] Goblin slayer
    Could be.
[21:20] Goblin slayer
    But if they naturally increased
    in numbers down here,
[21:24] Goblin slayer
    why didn't they... What was that thing again?
[21:26] Priestess
    Um... the swamp dragon?
[21:28] Goblin slayer
    Yeah, that.
[21:30] Goblin slayer
    The goblins didn't know about that thing.
[21:32] Goblin slayer
    If they had, they wouldn't
    have thought to use boats...
[21:36] Goblin slayer
    because they're cowards.
[21:39] Lizardman priest
    What are you suggesting, Sir Goblin Slayer?
[21:43] Goblin slayer
    The goblins down there
    didn't multiply naturally.
[21:51] Goblin slayer
    Someone, or something,
    is artificially causing all this.
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