6 - The Elven King's Forest

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[00:00] Sign
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SIGN    The Elven King's Forest
[00:04] Lizardman Priest
    I would wager they'll come from the cliffs.
[00:06] High Elf Archer
    Something's coming.
[00:08] High Elf Archer
    A lot of them.
[00:16] Priestess
    O merciful Earth Mother,
[00:18] Priestess
    please protect us, the weak,
    with the powers of the earth.
[00:22] Priestess
    Protection!
[00:26] Priestess
    I-If this is the extent of it, we should be...
[00:32] High Elf Archer
    Goblins!
[02:08] Goblin Slayer
    Take the rudder.
[02:09] Lizardman Priest
    Understood!
[02:10] High Elf Archer
    Why, you little...
[02:21] Goblin Slayer
    I don't know if we can finish them off.
    Loosen the heads on your arrows.
[02:25] High Elf Archer
    That's really crafty...
[02:29] High Elf Archer
    Hup!
[02:33] High Elf Archer
    Tch.
[02:41] Lizardman Priest
    Ah, a spear launcher?
[02:44] Lizardman Priest
    That's quite nostalgic.
[02:47] Goblin Slayer
    You know what this is?
[02:48] Lizardman Priest
    It was used quite commonly among
    the warriors in my village.
[02:52] Dwarf Shaman
    Is that gonna reach them?
[02:54] Goblin Slayer
    That won't be a problem.
[02:56] Dwarf Shaman
    In that case...
[02:59] Dwarf Shaman
    'Tis time for a banquet, Undine.
    Now, come sing, dance, and play!
[03:07] Dwarf Shaman
    Control Spirit!
[03:10] Dwarf Shaman
    I don't seem to get along with this one too
    well, so I can't increase the speed much.
[03:14] Goblin Slayer
    This is plenty.
[03:20] Goblin Slayer
    This is basically leaving it up to luck.
[03:25] Goblin Slayer
    We don't know how many there are,
    so we can't finish them off.
[03:29] Lizardman Priest
    Sir Goblin Slayer,
[03:30] Lizardman Priest
    would it be all right if our goal was
    to escape rather than slaughter?
[03:37] Goblin Slayer
    Of course it's not all right. But...
[03:41] Goblin Slayer
    We can discuss that after we're through this.
[03:44] Goblin Slayer
    How's our defense?
[03:46] Priestess
    I can still... hold up. I'll try another layer.
[03:51] Goblin Slayer
    Thanks.
[04:03] Priestess
    Wh-What's that?
[04:08] Guild Girl
    They're trying to sink our raft!
[04:23] High Elf Archer
    Ugh! They're so noisy and in the way!
[04:26] Dwarf Shaman
    I'm gonna have the undine lift the raft, so you
    keep shootin' some arrows or something.
[04:31] High Elf Archer
    What do you mean, "or something"?!
[04:47] Goblin Slayer
    So they learned from the lock.
[04:49] Goblin Slayer
    This is basically the same
    as stepping into their nest.
[04:55] Priestess
    O merciful Earth Mother...
[05:02] Priestess
    O merciful Earth Mother, please, by your
    revered hand, cleanse us of our corruption.
[05:09] Priestess
    Purify!
[05:23] High Elf Archer
    Wow...
[05:25] Priestess
    Now's our chance. Please hurry.
[05:28] Goblin Slayer
    Eventually, I'm going to hunt down their
    nest and kill them all. Now, it's your turn.
[05:32] Lizardman Priest
    Understood!
[05:33] Lizardman Priest
    Bao Long, honored ancestor,
    Cretaceous ruler, I borrow now thy terror!
[06:12] Priestess
    I didn't think we were going
    to wear these so soon.
[06:18] High Elf Archer
    I mean, if we knew we
    were gonna get that wet,
[06:20] High Elf Archer
    we should've worn them to begin with.
[06:23] High Elf Archer
    I don't understand going into
    the water with any clothes on.
[06:29] Lizardman Priest
    Oh?
[06:31] Lizardman Priest
    I do not understand the appeal
    of skin without scales,
[06:34] Lizardman Priest
    but I do believe all of you look lovely.
[06:37] High Elf Archer
    Really? That's good, I guess.
[06:40] Dwarf Shaman
    I guess there's not much point in saying
    much about how these lasses look now.
[06:45] Guild Girl
    Yeah. I'm even a bit jealous.
[06:51] Cow Girl
    Oh, what do you think?
[06:53] Goblin Slayer
    I don't really understand it.
    I think it looks good on all of you.
[06:58] Cow Girl
    I think you need to learn a
    bit more about how girls feel.
[07:05] Goblin Slayer
    I see.
[07:07] Guild Girl
    Well, I think Goblin Slayer
    is fine just the way he is.
[07:11] Priestess
    Not to mention... being stared
    at too long is... embarrassing.
[07:18] High Elf Archer
    So you just need us to catch
    some fish from the river?
[07:21] Goblin Slayer
    Yeah.
[07:26] High Elf Archer
    Yeah.
[07:29] Cow Girl
    Adventurers sure are amazing.
[07:32] Cow Girl
    You come to places like this
    all the time, don't you?
[07:35] Priestess
    I wouldn't say all the time...
[07:37] High Elf Archer
    Yup. Usually, we're covered in gross,
    slimy stuff and stinking. It's awful.
[07:42] High Elf Archer
    But this is for my sister's wedding,
    so I need to make sure I'm nice and clean.
[07:46] Cow Girl
    I thought about that a lot when I was little.
[07:50] Guild Girl
    Is it something you've always wanted?
[07:52] Cow Girl
    Er, no, I mean...
[07:56] Cow Girl
    Um, I wasn't talking about
    being an adventurer.
[08:00] Guild Girl
    Oh, you mean a princess?
[08:02] Cow Girl
    Don't say it out loud!
[08:03] Guild Girl
    Or did you mean a bride?
[08:05] Cow Girl
    Don't make me say it out loud!
[08:07] Guild Girl
    Hey, that's cold!
[08:10] Priestess
    But being a bride does sound lovely.
[08:17] Dwarf Shaman
    Isn't it a bit dangerous to let
    the lasses frolic on their own?
[08:22] Goblin Slayer
    I'll just need to protect them.
[08:24] Goblin Slayer
    And I want her to be able to relax
    since we're going to her home.
[08:30] Lizardman Priest
    After all is said and done,
    Sir Goblin Slayer is like Maiasaura.
[08:37] Goblin Slayer
    What?
[08:37] Lizardman Priest
    It means that, despite appearances,
    you have a tendency to worry about others.
[08:43] Goblin Slayer
    Is that something so impressive?
[08:45] Goblin Slayer
    I'm not impressive at all.
[08:48] Dwarf Shaman
    Well, even mithril wouldn't
    know its own worth.
[08:56] Lizardman Priest
    Whatever the case may be,
    we are already in the land of the elves.
[09:00] Lizardman Priest
    I don't think the goblins will
    try anything too reckless.
[09:05] Goblin Slayer
    You really think so?
[09:07] Goblin Slayer
    I also thought that.
[09:09] Dwarf Shaman
    Is that so? Well, anyway, have a drink.
[09:13] Dwarf Shaman
    Just make sure you don't black out.
[09:19] High Elf Archer
    Okay, one more!
[09:20] Cow Girl
    Take that!
[09:21] Goblin Slayer
    Yeah.
[09:24] Cow Girl
    Take that!
[09:25] Guild Girl
    Stop that!
[09:26] High Elf Archer
    Come on! You're gonna scare the fish away!
[09:35] Priestess
    Are we close now?
[09:37] High Elf Archer
    Yup. We're probably right on the
    border of the forest and the village.
[09:41] High Elf Archer
    They might actually find us first.
[09:43] Cow Girl
    I bet an elven bride is super pretty.
[09:46] High Elf Archer
    Well, yeah!
[09:48] High Elf Archer
    My sister's beautiful!
    She is a high elf, after all!
[09:52] Dwarf Shaman
    Well, so are you.
[09:56] Lizardman Priest
    I do hope they will welcome my kind.
[09:59] Guild Girl
    I need to properly greet your sister, as well.
[10:03] Guild Girl
    And tell her how much help you've been.
[10:08] High Elf Archer
    My sister's fine...
    but my brother's another story.
[10:12] Goblin Slayer
    You have a brother, too?
[10:14] High Elf Archer
    I mean my cousin. My sister's groom.
[10:17] High Elf Archer
    He's always been in love with my sister,
    but he'd always try and act high and mighty.
[10:23] Priestess
    But since they're getting married,
    they must've come to understand each other.
[10:28] High Elf Archer
    I mean, it was always obvious.
[10:30] High Elf Archer
    I have no idea what she
    even sees in him, though.
[10:34] High Elf Archer
    Sometimes, when elves court
    each other, they sing.
[10:38] High Elf Archer
    He tried to sing about his
    supposed heroic feats,
[10:41] High Elf Archer
    so I smacked him and made some corrections.
[10:43] Lizardman Priest
    Oho, did you now, Lady Archer?
[10:45] High Elf Archer
    I let my sister deal with him.
[10:50] Dwarf Shaman
    Are you serious?
[10:52] High Elf Archer
    Totally!
[11:12] Goblin Slayer
    Homeland... That sounds nice.
[11:15] High Elf Archer
    Well, yeah. That's where my heart is.
[11:24] Goblin Slayer
    And there are goblins near there.
[11:42] Helmeted Elf
    Get up! Where do you think you are?
[11:47] Goblin Slayer
    Oh, an elf.
[11:48] Helmeted Elf
    That's right. You are within elven territory.
[11:54] Helmeted Elf
    Can you even fight with that sword?
[11:57] Goblin Slayer
    Against goblins, yes.
[12:02] Helmeted Elf
    Oh? A barbarian and a dwarf, as well?
[12:06] Lizardman Priest
    I am a lizardman.
[12:10] Helmeted Elf
    Adventurers, eh? You must've been the
    ones fighting the goblins yesterday.
[12:17] Goblin Slayer
    Yeah.
[12:18] Helmeted Elf
    We took care of the remnants that
    you didn't finish off yesterday.
[12:24] Helmeted Elf
    I have questions.
[12:26] Helmeted Elf
    The arrows that wounded the
    goblins belong to our kind.
[12:31] Helmeted Elf
    But I can't imagine that girl would
    shoot a pathetic arrow like this.
[12:37] Helmeted Elf
    Tell me what you've done with her.
    Depending on your answer...
[12:43] Dwarf Shaman
    Is this the one who tried to win a lass with
    his heroic feats instead of a love letter?
[12:46] Lizardman Priest
    It does indeed seem like the lad who
    elaborated his tales for his love.
[12:51] Helmeted Elf
    H-How dare— Both of you!
    Where did you hear of that?!
[12:54] Goblin Slayer
    The girl you're looking
    for is right over there.
[13:00] Helmeted Elf
    Daughter of Starwind, are you here?!
[13:03] Priestess
    Huh?
[13:04] Cow Girl
    Wha?
[13:09] High Elf Archer
    Huh? Elder Brother?
    Oh, you came to fetch us.
[13:26] Helmeted Elf
    I am sorry to summon you back here
    when you've just started your journey.
[13:31] High Elf Archer
    Really? I mean, it's still been some years.
[13:35] High Elf Archer
    It's nice to see you again, Elder Brother.
[13:37] Helmeted Elf
    You reek of humans now.
[13:41] Lizardman Priest
    My homeland is also impressive,
    but the land of the elves is quite a sight.
[13:48] Helmeted Elf
    It's been growing ever
    since the age of the gods.
[13:51] Helmeted Elf
    Mortals may be able to enter,
    but they wouldn't be able to leave.
[13:55] Helmeted Elf
    But I never thought that the Orcbolg I
    kept hearing about was someone like you.
[14:01] Goblin Slayer
    I have no idea what others think of me.
[14:04] Goblin Slayer
    More importantly,
    what's the deal with those goblins?
[14:07] Helmeted Elf
    Well, it's been rather hot lately,
[14:09] Helmeted Elf
    and those creatures seem to come
    out in droves when it's hot.
[14:12] Goblin Slayer
    Lately?
[14:13] Helmeted Elf
    For the last ten years or so.
[14:15] Helmeted Elf
    It's been like this ever since there
    was a fuss over the Demon Gods recently.
[14:20] Goblin Slayer
    I see. Recently...
[14:22] Priestess
    Perhaps the elves don't care
    much about the goblins?
[14:27] Guild Girl
    I'm sure it's more of a
    matter of scale than danger.
[14:31] Guild Girl
    I mean, we're hearing from the people
    who actually witnessed the event.
[14:38] Priestess
    Witnessed what?
[14:40] Guild Girl
    The battle of the gods.
[14:43] Guild Girl
    Demon Gods, dragons, Dark Gods, demon lords,
[14:46] Guild Girl
    and all kinds of awful creatures
    from another dimension...
[14:49] Guild Girl
    So in comparison, I'm sure
    goblins aren't a big deal.
[14:54] Cow Girl
    I see...
[14:55] Cow Girl
    Yeah.
[14:57] Helmeted Elf
    I have something more pressing on my mind.
[15:00] Helmeted Elf
    It appears as though
    The One That Stops the Waters
[15:03] Helmeted Elf
    is getting closer to the village lately.
[15:05] Goblin Slayer
    What's that?
[15:07] Helmeted Elf
    An ancient thing that lives in the forest.
    We've been told to not lay a hand on it.
[15:13] Helmeted Elf
    Since it lives in a different territory
    from ours, it rarely shows itself, but...
[15:18] High Elf Archer
    Does it actually exist?
[15:20] Helmeted Elf
    I've seen its tracks many times.
[15:23] Helmeted Elf
    Grandfather claims he saw the
    creature itself when he was young.
[15:26] High Elf Archer
    Uh, and how long ago was that?!
[15:44] Cow Girl
    This is truly amazing...
[15:46] Goblin Slayer
    Yeah.
[15:47] Cow Girl
    The capital was lovely itself, but...
[15:51] Dwarf Shaman
    This is quite impressive indeed.
[15:53] Lizardman Priest
    Quite. My home is also in the forest,
    but this looks quite different.
[16:02] High Elf Archer
    I welcome all of you to my home!
[16:13] Cow Girl
    This is nice.
[16:15] Priestess
    It is.
[16:18] Guild Girl
    I've known a few elf
    adventurers over the years,
[16:21] Guild Girl
    but this is the first time I've
    been invited to their home.
[16:23] High Elf Archer
    So, what are we going to do now?
[16:26] Helmeted Elf
    Well, we have a bath and lunch ready
    for you. What would you like to do?
[16:31] Goblin Slayer
    I'm going to unpack.
    Goblins may show up at any moment.
[16:35] High Elf Archer
    Then I'll stay behind, too.
    My sister might show up, anyway.
[16:40] Dwarf Shaman
    Why don't we get some food
    while the lasses bathe?
[16:46] Lizardman Priest
    That sounds like a good idea.
[16:50] Priestess
    Make sure you actually eat and
    take a bath, too, Goblin Slayer.
[16:57] Goblin Slayer
    I will.
[17:07] High Elf Archer
    Hey, Orcbolg. What are you doing?
[17:10] Goblin Slayer
    Do you remember the goblin champion?
[17:13] High Elf Archer
    The one from Water Town a year ago, right?
[17:15] High Elf Archer
    How could I ever forget?
[17:17] Goblin Slayer
    This is just preparation should we ever face
    one of those or something similar again.
[17:22] High Elf Archer
    Huh...
[17:24] High Elf Archer
    How'd you even think of
    making something so bulky?
[17:28] Goblin Slayer
    Well, it's not sold anywhere.
[17:29] High Elf Archer
    That's not what I mean.
[17:31] High Elf Archer
    If it were up to me... I'd do this.
[17:36] Goblin Slayer
    What is that?
[17:37] High Elf Archer
    Look! If you do this, it makes a sound!
[17:41] Goblin Slayer
    And what good does that do?
[17:42] High Elf Archer
    It's fun!
[17:51] High Elf Archer
    Wh-Whoa! Elder Sister! What, why?!
[17:55] Forest Princess
    What do you mean? I came to greet you.
[17:58] Forest Princess
    More importantly, what's that doing out?
[18:01] High Elf Archer
    Er, I, uh... It's not what you think.
[18:06] Forest Princess
    First of all, you—
[18:08] Forest Princess
    Oh, my. Pardon me.
[18:10] Goblin Slayer
    It's fine.
[18:11] Forest Princess
    So... You must be Orcbolg.
[18:15] Goblin Slayer
    That's what she calls me.
[18:18] Forest Princess
    You are far more dashing
    than I've heard in songs.
[18:24] Goblin Slayer
    Songs are songs. I'm just me.
[18:26] Forest Princess
    My... Thank you for always
    looking after my little sister.
[18:30] Forest Princess
    She's not causing you too
    much trouble, is she?
[18:35] Goblin Slayer
    No. She's always helping us out.
[18:37] Forest Princess
    If you find any other more capable ranger,
    hunter, or scout while you're here,
[18:41] Forest Princess
    please feel free to cast my sister aside.
[18:44] Goblin Slayer
    It's not just about skill.
[18:54] Forest Princess
    Oh, she's—
[18:55] Goblin Slayer
    I know.
[18:56] High Elf Archer
    Hey, uh, Orcbolg?!
[19:05] Goblin Slayer
    I killed them.
[19:10] Goblin Slayer
    I killed them all.
[19:25] Forest Princess
    I see. So he was the one who
    saved her from the ogre.
[19:31] High Elf Archer
    It wasn't just Orcbolg, though.
[19:34] Forest Princess
    I'm aware of that.
[19:39] Forest Princess
    You saved her. You and your friends.
[19:43] High Elf Archer
    Well, I need to prove what I
    can do every once in a while.
[19:47] Forest Princess
    In that case... haven't you done enough?
[19:50] High Elf Archer
    What do you mean?
[19:52] Forest Princess
    Kuchukahatari.
[19:56] High Elf Archer
    Are you telling me to
    stop being an adventurer?
[19:59] Forest Princess
    You're putting yourself in danger
[20:01] Forest Princess
    and only earning a small sum
    of money in return, aren't you?
[20:03] High Elf Archer
    Well, yeah...
[20:06] Forest Princess
    The lizardman is one thing,
[20:09] Forest Princess
    but I don't think it's a good idea for
    you to be associating with dwarves.
[20:13] Forest Princess
    People might talk.
[20:14] High Elf Archer
    Yeah, there's definitely
    nothing to worry about there.
[20:18] Forest Princess
    And then there's him.
[20:20] High Elf Archer
    Orcbolg?
[20:21] Forest Princess
    Yes. The songs made him sound like a hero...
[20:26] Forest Princess
    He doesn't look like one to me, though.
[20:30] High Elf Archer
    Well, songs are songs.
[20:33] Forest Princess
    Why are you with a man like him?
[20:36] High Elf Archer
    Why? I mean...
[20:41] High Elf Archer
    I don't really know. Maybe it's because
    I can't just leave him alone,
[20:45] High Elf Archer
    and he never bores me. That's it.
[20:49] Forest Princess
    And that's why you still
    continue to slay goblins?
[20:52] High Elf Archer
    Well, he's also helping out as
    vanguard on our adventures.
[20:55] Forest Princess
    You know what's going to happen.
    In that case...
[20:59] High Elf Archer
    We all just have one life, Elder Sister.
[21:03] High Elf Archer
    Elves and humans.
    Same goes for dwarves and lizardmen, too.
[21:07] High Elf Archer
    We're all the same in that sense.
[21:09] Forest Princess
    Could it be that you...
[21:20] High Elf Archer
    Elder Sister, go inside!
[21:27] Goblin Slayer
    What happened?
[21:28] High Elf Archer
    Don't go throwing other
    people's weapons around!
[21:31] Goblin Slayer
    Goblins?
[21:32] High Elf Archer
    I'm not sure. Take care of my sister.
[21:34] Goblin Slayer
    Right.
[21:38] Goblin Slayer
    Stay down and head into the room.
[21:40] Forest Princess
    A-Are you suggesting I crawl on the floor?!
[21:58] Goblin Slayer
    Oh, is that an elephant?
[22:00] High Elf Archer
    No!
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