4 - Onward to Adventure

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[00:00] Sign
    This show contains scenes that some viewers may
    find disturbing.​ Viewer discretion ​is ​advised.
[00:01] Laborer A
    This is bad.
[00:05] Goblin Slayer
    Tonight, I'll be showing you eight ways
    to kill goblins without making a sound...
SIGN    Onward to Adventure
[00:12] Rookie Warrior
    Wh-What was that?!
[00:13] Apprentice Cleric
    A scream?
[00:20] Wizard Boy
    H-Hey! I think something happened!
[00:23] Goblin Slayer
    Quiet down.
[00:25] Goblin Slayer
    Make a semicircle around the spell casters.
[00:28] Goblin Slayer
    Those on the front line,
    ready your weapons.
[00:31] Rookie Warrior
    Got it.
[00:32] Wizard Boy
    Hey! Quit dawdling!
    We need to get into formation.
[00:35] Newbie M
    R-Right.
[00:36] Newbie D
    Got it!
[00:37] Apprentice Cleric
    You there! Get your shield up!
[00:40] Goblin Slayer
    Stand by.
[00:42] Goblin Slayer
    If I don't return in fifteen minutes,
    you'll need to act on your own.
[00:45] Rookie Warrior
    On our own?
[00:47] Goblin Slayer
    Because it'll mean that I've
    been killed, or at least injured.
[02:37] Goblin Slayer
    So it was goblins.
[03:01] Priestess
    Goblin Slayer!
[03:03] Goblin Slayer
    Are you all right?
[03:04] Priestess
    Yes.
[03:07] Priestess
    Th-This is...
[03:21] Goblin Slayer
    Do you have any miracles left?
[03:22] Priestess
    Yes. I managed to get some rest.
[03:25] Priestess
    I can fully apply all three.
[03:30] Goblin Slayer
    All of the goblins will be annihilated.
[03:34] Spearman
    Ah, so you're safe.
[03:36] Goblin Slayer
    Yeah. The ones I'm in charge of are all safe.
[03:39] Spearman
    I see. Most of the guys went home at dusk.
[03:44] Witch
    Before... it got dark... right?
[03:48] Priestess
    I'm glad you two are also safe.
[03:50] High Elf Archer
    We're here, too!
[03:54] Priestess
    Everyone!
[03:56] Priestess
    Thank goodness you're all safe!
[03:59] Heavy Swordsman
    Heya, Goblin Slayer.
[04:01] Goblin Slayer
    Are you alone today?
[04:03] Heavy Swordsman
    She's a woman, you know.
     She has days she can't move much.
[04:07] Heavy Swordsman
    Our pipsqueaks are taking
    care of her at the inn.
[04:17] Spearman
    It's gonna suck if they just
    come barging in here.
[04:20] Spearman
    I'll be damned if I'm gonna
    go down guarding this place.
[04:23] Witch
    Anyway... we should probably...
    all... group up... right?
[04:32] Goblin Slayer
    The ones I'm in charge of are
    standing by in the square.
[04:35] Heavy Swordsman
    Then we need to send them a message.
[04:37] Heavy Swordsman
    "We're now aware of the situation.
    There are goblins. Head this way."
[04:41] Heavy Swordsman
    We need to inform the others
    and get them here, too.
[04:43] High Elf Archer
    I'll go.
[04:45] High Elf Archer
    I'm the fastest one here, after all.
[04:48] Heavy Swordsman
    Good, thanks.
[04:49] High Elf Archer
    Leave it to me!
[04:52] Heavy Swordsman
    So, we know we're up against
    goblins, but who's leading them?
[04:56] Goblin Slayer
    Probably another goblin. Since they're
    being conniving, possibly a shaman.
[05:00] Heavy Swordsman
    Where's their base?
[05:03] Lizardman Priest
    The way I see it...
[05:05] Lizardman Priest
    I highly doubt that they are
    all coming from one hole.
[05:09] Lizardman Priest
    I believe they have many
    holes in all directions.
[05:11] Lizardman Priest
    Tracking down their base from one
    of those would be the fastest.
[05:16] Spearman
    You know which is the main path?
[05:18] Dwarf Shaman
    Actually, they're probably
    all connected inside.
[05:25] Dwarf Shaman
    They probably started with
    one hole and then split them up
[05:28] Dwarf Shaman
    right before they attacked.
[05:30] Heavy Swordsman
    Well, that's settled, then.
    Let's head down the closest hole.
[05:33] Witch
    Then... we still... have a problem.
[05:38] Witch
    What are we... going to do...
    about the other... little ones?
[05:43] Heavy Swordsman
    We either leave them here,
    take them with us, or have them flee...
[05:48] Heavy Swordsman
    Well, my sword does better
    pointing up than down.
[05:51] Heavy Swordsman
    I'll take the kids with me.
    You guys hunt down the hole.
[05:54] Goblin Slayer
    No problem.
[05:56] Priestess
    Oh...
[05:57] Goblin Slayer
    What's the matter?
[05:58] Priestess
    Um... the other newbie adventurers
    have already gone home, right?
[06:04] Spearman
    Yeah. Everyone other than the ones who
    stayed behind to do night battles went home.
[06:10] Priestess
    Whereabouts are they right now?
[06:12] Heavy Swordsman
    What are you getting at?
[06:14] Priestess
    Um... uh...
[06:16] Goblin Slayer
    Tell us.
[06:19] Priestess
    I think the goblins may be after
    the newbies that headed home, too.
[06:24] Heavy Swordsman
    What?
[06:25] Priestess
    I mean, it doesn't make sense.
[06:28] Priestess
    I know that goblins are
    cowardly, dastardly creatures.
[06:32] Priestess
    That's what I was taught.
[06:34] Priestess
    If I were a goblin, I'd never want to attack
    a place filled with strong adventurers.
[06:40] Goblin Slayer
    So we're not their main targets.
    I hadn't thought of that.
[06:43] Priestess
    So... I have a suggestion.
[06:48] Priestess
    I, um...
[06:52] Priestess
    I'll go!
[06:53] Priestess
    The new adventurers in our group are, um...
[06:57] Priestess
    two warriors, a cleric, and a wizard...
[07:01] Priestess
    So if they can get another priestess like me,
[07:06] Priestess
    that should be enough
    to change our situation.
[07:08] Priestess
    I'll go save them. Please, let me go.
[07:11] Lizardman Priest
    I personally think this is a good idea.
[07:14] Lizardman Priest
    We must strike the enemy base,
    yet we cannot abandon our new soldiers.
[07:19] Lizardman Priest
    This is a brilliant idea.
[07:20] Dwarf Shaman
    That'd be a perfect
    rank-advancement test for you.
[07:24] Goblin Slayer
    Can you do it?
[07:26] Priestess
    I'll do it.
[07:27] Goblin Slayer
    I see.
[07:29] Goblin Slayer
    Then that's settled.
[07:32] Newbie K
    Man, we're gonna be training again tomorrow.
[07:35] Newbie H
    It's really rough doing this every day.
[07:37] Newbie L
    I'd like to go on an
    actual adventure already.
[07:40] Newbie F
    Yeah! I do much better
    in a real battle anyway.
[07:43] Newbie N
    You've never even been in a real battle.
[07:49] Newbie I
    No!
[07:52] Newbie I
    N-No!
[07:53] Newbie I
    Mommy...
[08:04] Newbie F
    Move!
[08:14] Newbie F
    How dare you?!
[08:25] High Elf Archer
    Why would you decide to let her go
    off on her own while I'm not around?
[08:30] Goblin Slayer
    Are you upset?
[08:31] High Elf Archer
    Not exactly... but aren't you worried?
[08:34] Goblin Slayer
    If worrying would make her
    mission work out better...
[08:39] High Elf Archer
    Honestly...
[08:42] High Elf Archer
    They're coming.
[08:43] Goblin Slayer
    How many? From what direction?
[08:44] High Elf Archer
    I'm not sure. There's some echo.
[08:51] Spearman
    No time to hesitate.
[08:54] Spearman
    No matter what, we can't let
    any more of them get up there.
[08:56] Dwarf Shaman
    Oh, fine. Guess we'd better get to work.
[08:59] Lizardman Priest
    Slaying goblins is, unfortunately,
    nothing but trouble and nuisance.
[09:04] Witch
    I know... right?
[09:06] High Elf Archer
    They're coming. They're coming! Both walls!
[09:15] Dwarf Shaman
    Drink and sing, spirits!
[09:16] Dwarf Shaman
    Sing, dance, and sleep like a log!
[09:18] Dwarf Shaman
    Show me dreams of fire wine!
[09:26] Goblin Slayer
    Fools.
[09:36] Spearman
    I guess we can't let any
    of these get past us.
[09:38] Goblin Slayer
    I was never planning to.
[09:40] Witch
    Sagitta... sinus... offero...
[09:44] Witch
    Deflect Missile!
[09:48] High Elf Archer
    A shaman!
[09:52] Spearman
    I'll leave him to you!
[09:53] Witch
    Magna... remora... restinguitur.
[09:57] Witch
    Counter Magic!
[10:02] Witch
    Please... don't add...
    more work... to my... load.
[10:06] Spearman
    Well, that's your job.
[10:08] High Elf Archer
    I'm definitely a better archer than you!
[10:13] High Elf Archer
    Yes!
[10:17] Goblin Slayer
    Die.
[10:23] Goblin Slayer
    Do you have any spells left?
[10:25] Witch
    Yes... I do.
[10:27] Dwarf Shaman
    So do we.
[10:29] Lizardman Priest
    Shall I summon a Dragontooth warrior?
[10:31] Goblin Slayer
    No.
[10:33] High Elf Archer
    Orcbolg, you've got another
    terrible idea, haven't you?
[10:38] Goblin Slayer
    Yes. For the goblins.
[10:42] Newbie E
    Did it go away?
[10:44] Newbie T
    Looks like it.
[10:45] Newbie U
    Maybe we will survive after all.
[10:52] Heavy Swordsman
    There you are, you damned hob.
[10:58] Heavy Swordsman
    Hey, kiddos. Wanna see something cool?
[11:03] Heavy Swordsman
    I don't know what they've been teaching you,
[11:06] Heavy Swordsman
    but I've only got one thing to teach you.
[11:10] Heavy Swordsman
    No matter what kind of monster you're facing,
    they'll always have a physical body.
[11:18] Heavy Swordsman
    So even if they're a god...
    you can still kill them!
[11:28] Newbie L
    Damn it! I thought goblins
    were only in caves!
[11:33] Newbie K
    Well, they're right there,
    so what do you want us to do?!
[11:35] Newbie F
    We just need to... get to town...
[11:53] Newbie O
    Wh-What in the world?!
[11:56] Newbie Q
    No one mentioned they could climb trees!
[11:59] Newbie C
    What the hell are they laughing about?!
[12:02] Newbie H
    They're mocking us.
[12:04] Newbie H
    They're mocking us and slowly...
[12:06] Newbie L
    Damn it!
[12:09] Priestess
    O merciful Earth Mother, please bless us,
[12:12] Priestess
    the wanderers in the
    darkness, with holy light!
[12:29] Newbie J
    Y-You guys are...
[12:33] Priestess
    We've come to save you.
[12:40] Rhea Fighter
    I'll never get used to the way this feels!
[12:44] Rookie Warrior
    They're still coming!
[12:47] Apprentice Cleric
    Come closer, injured people!
    I'll treat your wounds!
[12:50] Apprentice Cleric
    I'll only use miracles
    on the gravely injured!
[12:52] Priestess
    We all need to get out into the open.
[12:54] Priestess
    Having us stuck in a cramped area
    is just what the goblins want.
[12:57] Newbie H
    B-But if they surround us in an open space...
[13:01] Priestess
    I will defend us using Protection.
[13:03] Priestess
    So hurry!
[13:11] Apprentice Cleric
    Don't move!
[13:31] Wizard Boy
    I can't cast spells carelessly.
[13:37] Wizard Boy
    The goblins are split up.
[13:39] Wizard Boy
    I won't be able to hit several of
    them with just a single Fireball.
[13:44] Wizard Boy
    But I also don't have any time to hesitate.
[13:47] Wizard Boy
    Who knows what'll happen to
    us if we're caught by them?
[13:54] Wizard Boy
    Who knows what my sister went through?
[14:00] Wizard Boy
    Calm down.
[14:02] Wizard Boy
    If I let my rage control me and
    I cast my spell in that state,
[14:05] Wizard Boy
    I'm definitely gonna lose to that guy.
[14:08] Wizard Boy
    Nah, it's not like he'd
    actually say anything.
[14:11] Wizard Boy
    But I wouldn't be able to forgive myself.
[14:15] Wizard Boy
    So what should I do?
[14:17] Wizard Boy
    What do I do?!
[14:18] (Flashback) Dwarf Shaman
    Also, the job of a spell caster
    isn't to cast spells.
[14:22] (Flashback) Dwarf Shaman
    It's to use spells.
[14:25] (Flashback) Dwarf Shaman
    If you can't even tell them apart,
    there's no hope for you.
[14:28] (Flashback) Dwarf Shaman
    Anyone who thinks a wizard is
    just someone who goes around
[14:31] (Flashback) Dwarf Shaman
    throwing fireballs and
    lightning is a simpleton.
[14:38] Wizard Boy
    Guys! Cover your ears!
[14:40] Rookie Warrior
    Hey! We're right in the
    middle of a battle here!
[14:43] Wizard Boy
    Hurry! Get behind me!
[14:47] Rhea Fighter
    Oh, damn it!
[14:48] Priestess
    Um...
[14:50] Priestess
    I'll leave this to you.
[14:53] Apprentice Cleric
    Go on! Cover your ears, too! Hurry!
[14:57] Wizard Boy
    Crescunt! Crescunt! Crescunt!
[15:11] Heavy Swordsman
    Oho?
[15:12] Heavy Swordsman
    Sounds like the kid's getting serious.
[15:27] Wizard Boy
    They're running away?
[15:28] Wizard Boy
    After doing as they please...
    running wild... killing...
[15:33] Wizard Boy
    And yet they're running?
    They're running away?
[15:36] Wizard Boy
    No way!
[15:38] Priestess
    We're getting out of here.
[15:41] Priestess
    We're heading straight out
    of the forest to the town!
[15:43] Rookie Warrior
    All right! Getting home is our top priority!
[15:47] Rookie Warrior
    Follow me!
[15:48] Apprentice Cleric
    He'll take the lead, and I'll watch over
    all these guys, so watch our rear for us.
[15:53] Rhea Fighter
    Right!
[15:55] Rhea Fighter
    What was that?!
[15:56] Wizard Boy
    Just me yelling. I amplified it
    even more using Crescunt, though.
[16:00] Rhea Fighter
    Great job! That was amazing!
[16:02] Wizard Boy
    Thanks.
[16:05] Wizard Boy
    The goal this time isn't to slay goblins.
[16:09] Wizard Boy
    It's to save these guys.
[16:11] Wizard Boy
    To save them and make it
    safely back into town.
[16:14] Wizard Boy
    I wonder how much better I'd feel
    if I could massacre all the goblins.
[16:20] Wizard Boy
    But... That's right. But...
[16:24] Wizard Boy
    I'm not Goblin Slayer!
[16:28] Goblin Slayer
    Up top. Open a hole above us!
[16:31] Dwarf Shaman
    Again? All right, you got it!
[16:35] Spearman
    What's the point of makin' a hole?
[16:37] Goblin Slayer
    I have a plan.
[16:38] Goblin Slayer
    Before that, I want to scare them
    and move them farther back.
[16:42] Lizardman Priest
    Leave that to me.
[16:43] Lizardman Priest
    Bao Long, honored ancestor,
    Cretaceous ruler, I borrow now thy terror!
[16:58] Lizardman Priest
    They'll be back eventually!
[17:00] Goblin Slayer
    That's fine.
[17:02] High Elf Archer
    Er, Orcbolg... You'd better not be thinking
    about using one of those scrolls again.
[17:06] Goblin Slayer
    I don't have any scrolls.
[17:08] High Elf Archer
    Then what are we supposed to do?
[17:11] Goblin Slayer
    There's a lake above here.
[17:26] Goblin Slayer
    When the Tunnel spell runs out,
    could you cast some kind of ice spell?
[17:32] Goblin Slayer
    The ice will expand, and eventually,
    the tunnel will crumble.
[17:36] Witch
    All right... I... understand.
[17:39] Goblin Slayer
    All that's left is to find their nest
    from up above and crush them.
[17:43] Spearman
    Yeah, you can do all that. I'm beat.
[17:46] Spearman
    Next time you call me, make sure there
    aren't any goblins on the adventure.
[17:51] Goblin Slayer
    All right.
[17:52] Lizardman Priest
    But I'm surprised that you knew
    that we were under a lake.
[17:56] Lizardman Priest
    Have you been in this area
    before, Sir Goblin Slayer?
[18:00] Goblin Slayer
    Yeah. Long ago.
[18:04] Goblin Slayer
    Long... long ago.
[18:08] Guild Girl
    Well, good work.
[18:12] Inspector
    Hey, great job.
[18:14] Inspector
    Don't worry. I know you're not lying.
[18:18] Priestess
    R-Right... But it's still nerve-racking.
[18:23] Guild Girl
    Well, in your case, you just had to
    work on your own accomplishments.
[18:28] Guild Girl
    Don't worry. I believe your rank
    definitely matches your hard work.
[18:32] Guild Girl
    You have good technique, a great reputation,
    and great luck, even if it's by chance.
[18:38] Guild Girl
    Right?
[18:40] Priestess
    Yes, you're right...
[18:44] Priestess
    I'm not sure just yet...
[18:49] Priestess
    But I'm going to do my
    best so I can find out!
[18:56] High Elf Archer
    Heya! Great job!
[18:58] High Elf Archer
    How'd it go?
[19:00] Priestess
    Thank you. I was able to rank up without issue.
[19:03] High Elf Archer
    Way to go! Are you at the third level now?
[19:06] High Elf Archer
    You actually made it to steel!
    Now you're a real priest, for sure!
[19:11] Priestess
    Yes. But...
[19:14] Priestess
    I, um... let some of the goblins escape.
[19:20] High Elf Archer
    Now, listen. You're not
    Orcbolg, so that's fine.
[19:25] Priestess
    Right...
[19:26] High Elf Archer
    It's because everyone has different
    thoughts and acts in different ways
[19:30] High Elf Archer
    that the world is such an interesting place.
[19:34] Priestess
    Right!
[19:37] Wizard Boy
    I'm thinking about traveling around the
    world a bit more to master my technique.
[19:41] Goblin Slayer
    You're not going to go back
    to the Sages' Academy?
[19:44] Wizard Boy
    I want to get revenge on the
    ones who mocked my sister.
[19:48] Wizard Boy
    I mean, I do, but...
[19:51] Wizard Boy
    I'm sure no matter what I do,
    they're gonna mock us anyway,
[19:56] Wizard Boy
    so whatever. They can act
    stupid all their lives.
[19:59] Goblin Slayer
    Yeah.
[20:01] Wizard Boy
    You know... I still don't like you.
[20:06] Goblin Slayer
    I see.
[20:07] Wizard Boy
    So I gave it a lot of thought.
[20:10] Wizard Boy
    I don't want to ever copy you.
    I'd rather be caught dead.
[20:14] Wizard Boy
    That's why...
[20:16] Wizard Boy
    I'm gonna be a dragon slayer!
[20:22] Goblin Slayer
    I see.
[20:23] Rhea Fighter
    Then I'll go with you!
[20:25] Wizard Boy
    Wh-Wh-Wha—
[20:27] Wizard Boy
    Why, though?!
[20:29] Rhea Fighter
    Well, a porcelain spell caster going
    on an adventure on his own
[20:32] Rhea Fighter
    is super dangerous!
[20:34] Wizard Boy
    But you're also just a porcelain fighter.
    Not to mention, you're a girl.
[20:38] Rhea Fighter
    You bet! And that's why it's dangerous!
[20:41] Wizard Boy
    Well, I was planning to travel alone!
[20:44] Rhea Fighter
    What a coincidence! So was I!
[20:47] Wizard Boy
    Oh, damn it! This is the
    problem with you rheas!
[20:56] Goblin Slayer
    Mention my name
[20:57] Goblin Slayer
    if you happen to come across
    a rhea who goes by Burglar.
[21:00] Goblin Slayer
    He might just look after you.
[21:05] Wizard Boy
    I guess I will if I remember.
[21:08] Wizard Boy
    All right. I guess we should
    get going... together.
[21:10] Rhea Fighter
    Yeah!
[21:11] Rhea Fighter
    See you around, Goblin Slayer!
[21:15] Goblin Slayer
    Yeah.
[21:19] Cow Girl
    Are you done?
[21:20] Goblin Slayer
    Yeah.
[21:22] Goblin Slayer
    I guess they're going on an adventure.
[21:24] Cow Girl
    Are they now?
[21:25] Goblin Slayer
    Yeah.
[21:28] Cow Girl
    So the lake ran dry?
[21:31] Goblin Slayer
    Sorry.
[21:38] Cow Girl
    You seem happy.
[21:41] Goblin Slayer
    Do I look happy?
[21:42] Cow Girl
    Of course you do.
[21:45] Goblin Slayer
    I see.
[21:45] Cow Girl
    I know everything about you, you know!
[21:50] Cow Girl
    Something good must've happened.
[21:54] Goblin Slayer
    Yeah, something very good.
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    Beard-cutter, to the Southern River