# 5 - Adventures and Daily Life
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***SIGN*** This show contains scenes that some viewers may
find disturbing. Viewer discretion is advised.
**[00:01] Inspector**
How are the promotion exam
applications going?
**[00:03] Guild girl**
There's one today, and one tomorrow.
**[00:06] Guild girl**
Oh, this is...
**[00:09] Guild girl**
The one who's traveling with Goblin Slayer...
**[00:12] Inspector**
Goblin Slayer?
**[00:14] Inspector**
Oh, that guy...
**[00:16] Guild girl**
What?
**[00:17] Inspector**
Oh, nothing.
**[00:23] Cow girl**
Good morning! You're awake, huh?
**[00:26] Goblin slayer**
Yeah.
**[00:28] Cow girl**
Everything okay?
**[00:30] Goblin slayer**
There's no sign that any goblins came by.
**[00:33] Cow girl**
That's not what I mean.
**[00:35] Cow girl**
I'm talking about you.
**[00:36] Cow girl**
You collapsed as soon as you got
home and were asleep for days.
**[00:41] Goblin slayer**
I rested for three days.
**[00:42] Cow girl**
*Only* three days.
**[00:44] Cow girl**
You need to get proper rest.
**[00:46] Goblin slayer**
It was just exhaustion.
Nothing to worry about.
**[00:49] Goblin slayer**
That said, I was told that my lack of
ability to take care of myself is a problem.
**[00:53] Cow girl**
From that Priestess girl?
**[00:55] Goblin slayer**
No, another adventurer.
**[00:57] Cow girl**
I see.
**[00:59] Cow girl**
So you're going with more people now.
**[01:01] Goblin slayer**
Just once so far.
**[01:03] Cow girl**
That makes it sound like you
plan on going with them again.
**[01:07] Goblin slayer**
Does it?
**[01:08] Cow girl**
Yup.
**[01:10] Goblin slayer**
I see.
***SIGN*** Adventures and Daily Life
**[03:01] Apprentice cleric**
Take care of that thing!
**[03:02] Greenhorn warrior**
I know!
**[03:10] Apprentice cleric**
Are you okay? It didn't bite you, did it?
**[03:12] Greenhorn warrior**
Yeah, I'm fine.
**[03:14] Greenhorn warrior**
My sword...
**[03:17] Greenhorn warrior**
Huh?
**[03:18] Greenhorn warrior**
I-I can't get it out!
**[03:21] Greenhorn warrior**
H-Hey, time out! My sword's still stu—
**[03:24] Apprentice cleric**
Chief of justice, lord of the
sword, ward of the scale...
**[03:27] Apprentice cleric**
May your forces manifest before me!
**[03:29] Apprentice cleric**
Holy Smite!
**[03:35] Greenhorn warrior**
Must be nice. Miracles from the gods can
take those things out with one blow.
**[03:39] Apprentice cleric**
Quit your complaining.
**[03:41] Apprentice cleric**
They only answer my wishes once a day...
**[03:49] Greenhorn warrior**
You idiot! Run!
**[03:55] Guild girl**
You weren't able to complete the quest, so...
**[03:58] Guild girl**
No reward. Sorry...
**[04:01] Both**
Right...
**[04:03] Guild girl**
Um... I think it'd be best to
wash up as soon as you can...
**[04:09] Both**
Right...
**[04:11] Greenhorn warrior**
We'll need weapons before we do anything else.
**[04:14] Apprentice cleric**
Yeah. It's a waste to leave
that sword in the sewer.
**[04:19] Greenhorn warrior**
No, I mean, we're going to need
weapons just to go retrieve it.
**[04:23] Apprentice cleric**
Do you have any money?
**[04:25] Greenhorn warrior**
Well...
**[04:26] Apprentice cleric**
Then what are we going to do?
**[04:28] Greenhorn warrior**
Maybe I can get someone to loan me one.
**[04:29] Apprentice cleric**
Let's try to avoid going into debt.
**[04:32] Greenhorn warrior**
No, I mean, maybe I could
borrow someone's spare weapon.
**[04:36] Apprentice cleric**
From who?
**[04:38] Greenhorn warrior**
Yeah, about that...
**[04:40] Cow girl**
I'm going to go get the receptionist's signature.
**[04:42] Goblin slayer**
All right.
**[04:45] High elf archer**
Orcbolg?
**[04:47] High elf archer**
What are you doing?
**[04:48] Goblin slayer**
Unloading cargo.
**[04:50] Dwarf shaman**
Are you sure you should be moving
around already, Beard-cutter?
**[04:53] Goblin slayer**
Yeah.
**[04:54] Lizardman priest**
I heard you were asleep for three days,
**[04:58] Lizardman priest**
but you seem to be back on your feet.
**[05:01] Goblin slayer**
Yeah.
**[05:02] Lizardman priest**
Sir Goblin Slayer, we had a favor
we wanted to ask... You see...
**[05:07] Lizardman priest**
How do I put this?
**[05:08] Goblin slayer**
What is it?
**[05:09] Lizardman priest**
I'd like to request, um... that one item.
**[05:13] Goblin slayer**
What item?
**[05:14] Dwarf shaman**
Scaly here wants more of that cheese.
**[05:18] High elf archer**
All he's talked about the
past three days is cheese.
**[05:25] Goblin slayer**
Will this suffice?
**[05:29] Goblin slayer**
You can pay the guild for it.
**[05:31] Lizardman priest**
Yes, yes, of course, Sir Goblin Slayer!
**[05:36] High elf archer**
H-Hey...
**[05:38] Goblin slayer**
Now what?
**[05:40] High elf archer**
Well... you see,
**[05:42] High elf archer**
we're currently surveying some ruins.
**[05:45] Goblin slayer**
I see.
**[05:46] High elf archer**
So, um... We might be asking for your help.
**[05:52] Goblin slayer**
I'll think about it.
**[05:55] High elf archer**
Yeah, you do that.
**[06:01] Dwarf shaman**
You're so difficult, long-ears.
**[06:04] Dwarf shaman**
Why don't you just ask him to join us?
**[06:07] High elf archer**
Shut your mouth, dwarf!
**[06:08] High elf archer**
Don't make me shoot you!
**[06:10] Lizardman priest**
Sweet nectar!
**[06:12] Inspector**
Thank you.
**[06:13] Cow girl**
And thank you.
**[06:16] Spearman**
You lost your weapon? Yeah, that sucks.
**[06:20] Greenhorn warrior**
I'd like to go retrieve it,
but I don't have another weapon...
**[06:24] Greenhorn warrior**
So I was hoping I could
borrow someone's spare...
**[06:26] Spearman**
I mean, I've got plenty to spare,
so I could lend you one, but...
**[06:31] Spearman**
you aren't strong enough to wield them.
**[06:34] Witch**
Magical weapons... that aren't...
a good match for you...
**[06:39] Witch**
would be a bad idea... right?
**[06:43] Greenhorn warrior**
R-Right. Um... Sorry for bothering you.
**[06:47] Witch**
Wait...
**[06:51] Witch**
I'll give you... something... even better.
**[06:58] Greenhorn warrior**
A candle?
**[07:00] Witch**
This candle... will help you
find what you're looking for.
**[07:07] Witch**
When you get close... to what you're
looking for... it gets hot.
**[07:13] Witch**
Say... You could also...
sell it for cash... you know?
**[07:18] Greenhorn warrior**
Er, right... Thank you very much.
**[07:22] Witch**
Don't mention... it.
**[07:24] Witch**
I just... wanted to help...
**[07:28] Spearman**
Right. Let's head off to our next adventure.
**[07:31] Cow girl**
Well, I'm going to head home.
**[07:33] Goblin slayer**
Okay.
**[07:38] Goblin slayer**
I'd like to request some repairs.
**[07:40] Smith**
Again?
**[07:42] Smith**
How many times must you destroy my work?
**[07:44] Smith**
Be more careful!
**[07:47] Goblin slayer**
I am careful.
**[07:48] Smith**
Damn, you don't even get sarcasm.
**[07:51] Goblin slayer**
Also, I'd like you to procure a scroll.
**[07:53] Smith**
Scrolls are hard to come by as it is,
and they're expensive to boot.
**[07:57] Goblin slayer**
I'll pay whatever you want.
**[07:59] Smith**
If some adventurer comes around
and tries to sell me one, I'll buy it,
**[08:02] Smith**
but don't get your hopes up.
**[08:05] Goblin slayer**
I know. That's fine.
**[08:10] Priestess**
Goblin Slayer!
**[08:14] Goblin slayer**
I'm running into everyone today.
**[08:18] Priestess**
Look at this! See?
**[08:21] Goblin slayer**
So you went from 10th to 9th.
**[08:23] Priestess**
Yes! I got promoted yesterday!
**[08:27] Priestess**
I was a bit nervous, but apparently
fighting an ogre really helped!
**[08:32] Goblin slayer**
I see. Good for you.
**[08:34] Priestess**
And it's all thanks to you, Goblin Slayer.
**[08:39] Goblin slayer**
I didn't do anything.
**[08:41] Priestess**
But you saved me the first time we met.
**[08:45] Goblin slayer**
But the rest of your party didn't make it.
**[08:48] Priestess**
Yes, but... You still saved me.
**[08:53] Priestess**
I thought that I should at
least thank you properly.
**[08:57] Priestess**
Thank you very much.
**[09:01] Priestess**
Well, I'm going to the temple to report
to Mother Superior about my promotion!
**[09:11] Scout**
No way, no how!
**[09:12] Scout**
I just lost my own short sword,
and I'm using a loaner myself.
**[09:15] Scout**
If I let someone else borrow that,
the boss is gonna kill me.
**[09:18] Greenhorn warrior**
You lost it? How?
**[09:20] Druid**
A giant slug melted it. Unbelievable.
**[09:25] Greenhorn warrior**
A giant slug, huh? Must be nice...
**[09:28] Apprentice cleric**
We're porcelain, and they're silver.
**[09:32] Apprentice cleric**
We're no match for them.
**[09:36] Scout**
You were out hunting rats?
**[09:38] Greenhorn warrior**
Yeah, and I lost my sword.
**[09:41] Greenhorn warrior**
Man... I'm so jealous.
**[09:43] Greenhorn warrior**
I want a two-handed sword...
**[09:47] Greenhorn warrior**
like that great sword.
**[09:49] Apprentice cleric**
If you even tried to hold that
thing up, you'd collapse.
**[09:53] Apprentice cleric**
Not to mention...
**[09:55] Apprentice cleric**
it costs m-o-n-e-y.
**[10:01] Scout**
Looks like he got Silent cast on him.
**[10:03] Druid**
Hey, why not talk to the guild about it?
**[10:06] Apprentice cleric**
Talk to them? About borrowing a weapon?
**[10:08] Druid**
No, about how to slay those rats.
**[10:12] Druid**
Maybe they could suggest a good method.
**[10:15] Apprentice cleric**
Would it really be that easy?
**[10:20] Guild girl**
Goblin Slayer!
**[10:23] Apprentice cleric**
Pardon me...
**[10:24] Guild girl**
Yes?
**[10:28] Guild girl**
How to slay giant rats...
**[10:31] Guild girl**
I'm afraid it's not that simple.
**[10:34] Guild girl**
I mean, we're asking
adventurers for help because
**[10:37] Guild girl**
they're difficult to deal with...
**[10:39] Greenhorn warrior**
Isn't there anything you can do?
**[10:40] Apprentice cleric**
Anything would be great! Please!
**[10:43] Guild girl**
This is pretty simple, but why not boost your
defense with chain mail or something?
**[10:49] Greenhorn warrior**
We don't have any money.
**[10:51] Guild girl**
In that case, it's probably best to ask for help
with adventures from another adventurer.
**[10:58] Greenhorn warrior**
G-Goblin Slayer?
**[11:01] Guild girl**
What's wrong?
**[11:02] Greenhorn warrior**
Oh, um, it's just...
**[11:04] Apprentice cleric**
Um... We were kind of rude to him before.
**[11:08] Guild girl**
Oh, don't worry. That sort
of thing doesn't bother him.
**[11:12] Apprentice cleric**
You think so?
**[11:13] Guild girl**
Yes, I guarantee it.
**[11:18] Apprentice cleric**
Um...
**[11:20] Goblin slayer**
What?
**[11:21] Greenhorn warrior**
Th-There's something we wanted to ask.
**[11:24] Greenhorn warrior**
When you lose your sword,
what's the best way to fight enemies?
**[11:27] Goblin slayer**
Steal one from a goblin.
**[11:29] Greenhorn warrior**
But we're not fighting goblins.
**[11:32] Goblin slayer**
I see.
**[11:34] Goblin slayer**
Have you ever used any
weapon other than a sword?
**[11:36] Greenhorn warrior**
No...
**[11:37] Apprentice cleric**
Also, we have no money.
**[11:40] Goblin slayer**
In that case, how about a club?
**[11:42] Greenhorn warrior**
A club?
**[11:44] Goblin slayer**
Yeah. Throw, stab, break, and shatter.
**[11:47] Goblin slayer**
Even using a sword properly, you couldn't
cut five goblins with one sword.
**[11:51] Greenhorn warrior**
What about rats or bugs?
**[11:53] Goblin slayer**
I couldn't say. I'm sure if you swung one
around and it hit them, it'd at least hurt.
**[11:57] Goblin slayer**
If nothing else, it wouldn't get nicked
like a sword, so it's easier to use.
**[12:01] Greenhorn warrior**
Easier...
**[12:03] Greenhorn warrior**
A club, huh?
**[12:04] Goblin slayer**
Yeah, a club.
**[12:06] Guild girl**
The observer can't come?
**[12:08] Inspector**
They apparently got hurt in a quest
yesterday. Do you have anyone else?
**[12:12] Guild girl**
Um... In that case...
**[12:16] Guild girl**
Goblin Slayer!
**[12:18] Goblin slayers**
Goblins?
**[12:19] Guild girl**
No, no goblins—
**[12:22] Guild girl**
Wait, please don't leave!
**[12:24] Goblin slayer**
But there are no goblins, right?
**[12:27] Guild girl**
Er, um... Yes, that's correct, but...
**[12:30] Guild girl**
Does it absolutely have
to... involve... goblins?
**[12:39] Goblin slayer**
Keep it short.
**[12:40] Guild girl**
I will! You see, there was a mix-up...
**[12:44] Guild girl**
so I'd like you to act as an observer.
**[12:47] Goblin slayer**
An observer? For a promotion exam?
**[12:55] Apprentice cleric**
This candle's supposed to react when
I think about the sword, right?
**[12:59] Greenhorn warrior**
Well?
**[13:01] Apprentice cleric**
I think it feels warmer over here.
**[13:04] Greenhorn warrior**
So my sword's over there?
**[13:15] Greenhorn warrior**
There they are.
**[13:22] Greenhorn warrior**
Why, you—
**[13:27] Greenhorn warrior**
Die! Die! Die!
**[13:33] Greenhorn warrior**
Where's the other one?
**[13:34] Apprentice cleric**
It ran away.
**[13:36] Apprentice cleric**
So what do you think of the club?
**[13:38] Greenhorn warrior**
I'm not sure, but they do die when
I hit them really hard with it.
**[13:43] Apprentice cleric**
It suits you much better than a sword.
**[13:45] Greenhorn warrior**
Oh, shut up.
**[13:51] Guild girl**
All right, let's begin the promotion exam.
**[13:55] Rhea scout**
Bring it on!
**[13:57] Rhea scout**
Let's just skip sapphire and
emerald and go straight to ruby...
**[14:01] Rhea scout**
no, bronze, even!
**[14:04] Guild girl**
No, that's not how this works.
**[14:06] Guild girl**
Your leather armor and boots...
Those are new, right?
**[14:10] Rhea scout**
Oh, you can tell?
**[14:12] Rhea scout**
They're excellent quality.
**[14:14] Rhea scout**
I had them matted. They're a perfect fit for me.
**[14:18] Guild girl**
How is it that you seem to be
doing so well for yourself
**[14:21] Guild girl**
when the same quests are
available to everyone?
**[14:24] Rhea scout**
Oh, uh... Well, that's, uh...
**[14:28] Rhea scout**
I actually had my family send me some money.
**[14:32] Inspector**
That's a lie.
**[14:33] Rhea scout**
Huh?
**[14:34] Inspector**
I swear on the name of the Supreme
God that what he just said was a lie.
**[14:40] Rhea scout**
*Sense Lie! The ability to see through lies!*
**[14:43] Rhea scout**
*Damn it! Curse these seekers!*
**[14:45] Guild girl**
It appears that you acquired some new gear
in the raid at those ruins the other day.
**[14:50] Guild girl**
Oh, I get it!
**[14:52] Guild girl**
You told the others that you were going
to scout, found a treasure chest,
**[14:56] Guild girl**
kept it for yourself, and sold the contents!
**[14:58] Rhea Scout**
N-N-No, I-I would never...
**[15:00] Rhea scout**
I-I'm sorry!
**[15:02] Guild girl**
This is truly a problem.
It's because of guys like you that
**[15:06] Guild girl**
so many people have prejudiced views
against other rheas and scouts.
**[15:10] Guild girl**
But since it's your first offense,
just demoting you to porcelain and
**[15:14] Guild girl**
banning you from adventuring
in this town will suffice.
**[15:16] Rhea scout**
H-Hang on a second! That's messed up!
**[15:19] Rhea scout**
I'm getting kicked out just because
I kept a treasure chest to myself?!
**[15:24] Guild girl**
Huh?
**[15:25] Guild girl**
"Just"? Are you stupid?
**[15:28] Guild girl**
Those who betray other people's trust
don't deserve to be adventurers.
**[15:33] Guild girl**
You are hereby demoted on the
grounds of falsifying a reward,
**[15:37] Guild girl**
though you may stick around if you'd like.
**[15:40] Inspector**
Don't get any silly ideas.
**[15:43] Rhea scout**
C-Come on, Goblin Slayer!
You're a fellow adventurer of this town!
**[15:48] Goblin slayer**
What? I'm just an observer.
Nothing more and nothing less.
**[15:53] Rhea scout**
But you're an adventurer...
**[15:56] Goblin Slayer**
I am, but you also tricked other adventurers.
**[16:01] Rhea scout**
D-Damn it!
**[16:21] Rhea scout**
You'll regret this!
**[16:24] Guild girl**
I think not.
**[16:29] Apprentice cleric**
It's hot!
**[16:31] Greenhorn warrior**
What's wrong?
**[16:32] Apprentice cleric**
This thing's getting hotter and hotter.
**[16:35] Greenhorn warrior**
That means my sword's getting closer.
**[16:42] Greenhorn warrior**
Watch out!
**[16:45] Apprentice cleric**
Hey, what are you doing?
**[16:50] Greenhorn warrior**
This way!
**[16:53] Greenhorn warrior**
How's the candle?
**[16:53] Apprentice cleric**
It's really hot!
**[16:55] Greenhorn warrior**
Don't tell me...
**[16:56] Greenhorn warrior**
It's inside that thing?!
**[16:58] Apprentice cleric**
What should we do?
**[16:59] Greenhorn warrior**
Go back to the surface?
**[17:01] Apprentice cleric**
They'll catch up to us
while we climb the ladder!
**[17:03] Greenhorn warrior**
Should we jump into the water?
**[17:04] Apprentice cleric**
Do you want to get the black plague?!
**[17:07] Greenhorn warrior**
In that case...
**[17:17] Greenhorn warrior**
Use a miracle!
**[17:18] Apprentice cleric**
What are you—
**[17:19] Greenhorn warrior**
Just hurry!
**[17:27] Greenhorn warrior**
Now!
**[17:28] Apprentice cleric**
Chief of justice, lord of the
sword, ward of the scale...
**[17:30] Apprentice cleric**
May your forces manifest before me!
**[17:32] Apprentice cleric**
Holy Smite!
**[18:05] Apprentice cleric**
I-Is it still alive?
**[18:10] Greenhorn warrior**
S-Stay back. It's dangerous.
**[18:14] Greenhorn warrior**
I'm sure my sword doesn't taste good.
**[18:17] Greenhorn warrior**
So just... give it back already!
**[18:21] Guild girl**
That was so scary...
**[18:24] Guild girl**
Thank you so much, Goblin Slayer.
**[18:28] Goblin slayer**
I didn't do anything.
**[18:29] Guild girl**
That's not true.
**[18:32] Guild girl**
When I was going through the training
courses at the capital, it was awful.
**[18:36] Guild girl**
All those creeps who couldn't open their
mouths without making lewd remarks...
**[18:39] Guild girl**
And the ones who wanted to hit on me...
**[18:42] Inspector**
There are so many of those in the capital.
**[18:46] Guild girl**
I'd have to deal with people
like that on my own, so...
**[18:51] Guild girl**
I feel so much more relaxed just having
someone I trust acting as an observer.
**[18:57] Goblin slayer**
Really?
**[18:58] Guild girl**
Yes, absolutely!
**[19:00] Goblin slayer**
If we're done here, I'm leaving.
**[19:02] Guild girl**
O-Oh, sure. If you go to the front desk,
they should give you your compensation...
**[19:07] Goblin slayer**
All right.
**[19:09] Guild girl**
U-Um!
**[19:12] Goblin slayer**
What?
**[19:13] Guild girl**
Uh, um... Good work today.
**[19:18] Goblin slayer**
Yeah, you, too.
**[19:24] Inspector**
Good work.
**[19:25] Inspector**
That rhea's probably going
to try something again.
**[19:28] Guild girl**
But surviving adventurers are rare these days.
**[19:32] Guild girl**
What he did wasn't clearly illegal...
**[19:35] Guild girl**
It'd be worse if he gave up
on being an adventurer
**[19:38] Guild girl**
and became an actual troublemaker.
**[19:39] Inspector**
Well, the adventurers run the gamut
from Lawful Good to Chaotic Evil.
**[19:45] Guild girl**
As long as they're adventurers,
they're allowed to make that choice.
**[19:50] Guild girl**
Thank you for everything.
**[19:51] Inspector**
It was nothing. It's my job as a priest for
the Supreme God, so it's no problem at all.
**[19:57] Guild girl**
And from the perspective of the God of
Law, how do you think I handled that?
**[20:01] Inspector**
Most people seem to misunderstand
the God of Justice.
**[20:05] Inspector**
You see that all the time in plays.
**[20:08] Inspector**
Justice is not about striking down evil,
**[20:10] Inspector**
but making people aware that
evil exists in the world.
**[20:14] Guild girl**
That's a lovely way of thinking.
**[20:17] Inspector**
If you can put it into practice.
**[20:19] Inspector**
I'm still nowhere near the
Sword Maiden, not even close.
**[20:25] Inspector**
She was one of the adventurers
that defeated the Demon Lord.
**[20:29] Inspector**
The Sword Maiden, a servant of
the all-powerful Supreme God.
**[20:33] Inspector**
I admire her so much.
**[20:37] Inspector**
Well, all I have to do is see
through lies, so I have it easy.
**[20:41] Inspector**
You still have work, right?
**[20:43] Guild girl**
I have to get started on the
paperwork to demote him...
**[20:46] Inspector**
So... that other guy's the one you like?
**[20:48] Guild girl**
Huh? U-Um...
**[20:52] Guild girl**
Y-Yeah, so what?
**[20:57] Inspector**
You always had a soft spot for strait-laced
people, even back at the capital.
**[21:01] Spearman**
To the brave adventurer who
got his sword back on his own!
**[21:05] All**
Cheers!
**[21:08] Guild girl**
I mean, I wondered if there were
more stoic adventurers around...
**[21:14] Guild girl**
But maybe he's a bit *too* stoic...
**[21:19] Inspector**
I'm glad you seem happy.
So, don't you have work to do?
**[21:23] Guild girl**
Yeah, I need to stop thinking about
silly things and get to work.
**[21:28] Goblin slayer**
Hey.
**[21:29] Guild**
Wh-Wh-Wh-What is it, Goblin Slayer?
**[21:33] Goblin slayer**
What else? I'm going to slay some goblins.
**[21:37] Guild girl**
That quest listing...
**[21:39] Guild girl**
It's a special one that arrived on
a parcel carriage from far away.
**[21:47] Guild girl**
It's specifically asking for Goblin Slayer?
**[21:51] Guild girl**
Who could it be from?
***SIGN*** Next Time
***SIGN*** Goblin Slayer in the Water Town