E5 - Isn't That a Little Too Heavy?

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[00:12] Raido
    O-Ow... Ouch!
[00:14] Raido
    Come— Hey! What—
    A-ha-ren-san?
[00:18] Aharen
    Sorry.
[00:20] Raido
    What's got you so worked up?
[00:24] Raido
    That's...
[00:26] Sign
    TAP TO START
[00:27] Raido
    The monster collecting/breeding game,
    known as HokeKo for short...
[00:32] Raido
    It was the big thing a few years back,
[00:35] Raido
    and plenty of people still play it, but...
[00:38] Aharen
    I recently heard it was popular.
[00:41] Aharen
    So I tried it out and got into it.
[00:45] Raido
    You heard that recently?
[00:48] Raido
    Maybe she has no sense
    of distance with trends either.
SIGN    Episode Five Isn't That a Little Too Heavy?
[02:25] Raido
    Aharen-san, I used to play.
    I still have some monsters, too.
[02:30] Raido
    While we're here, why don't we battle?
[02:32] Aharen
    I've never played against anyone.
[02:35] Raido
    It's okay. I haven't in a long time either.
[02:39] Raido
    Let's go ahead and start.
[02:41] Raido
    I'll choose...
SIGN     YANKEERAS
[02:47] Raido
    After generations of careful breeding
[02:50] Raido
    and then expert management...
[02:51] Raido
    Behold my dream 7V Yankeeras!
[02:54] Raido
    And Aharen-san's throwing out a...
SIGN     SHIRORIN

[03:04] Raido
    Y-You sure you wanna go with that one?
[03:08] Raido
    I see. Aharen-san only just started playing,
[03:12] Raido
    so she must not have a stronger monster.
[03:14] Raido
    Shoot...
[03:16] Raido
    But this is my chance
    to get a win on Aharen-san!
[03:20] Raido
    And it'd be rude to hold back.
[03:22] Raido
    Okay, as the more experience player,
    I'll do the kind thing
[03:25] Raido
    and blow her away with a single move!
SIGN    RAIDO
    
    YANKEERAS
SIGN    REINA
    
    SHIRORIN
[03:30] Announcer
    Battle start!
[03:31] Raido
    I have the upper hand in speed, so I go first!
SIGN    DAMAGE

[03:42] Raido
    That did it!
    I finally managed to beat Aharen-sa—
SIGN    SHIRORIN
[03:47] Raido
    It's still standing? How?!
[03:49] Raido
    That's...
[03:50] Raido
    A single-use item that let's you
    survive a critical hit with 1 HP!
[03:54] Raido
    I see. That's how she did it!
[03:57] Raido
    I'm impressed you endured that. But now...
SIGN     SHIRORIN
    
    ATTACKS
[04:04] Raido
    An attack from such a low-level monster
[04:07] Raido
    won't be strong enough
    to do anything to Yankeeras,
[04:11] Raido
    the toughest monster of all!
SIGN    DAMAGE

[04:17] Raido
    It's super effective, huh?
[04:19] Raido
    How did she manage that?!
[04:21] Raido
    I get it!
SIGN    YANKEERAS
SIGN    SHIRORIN
[04:23] Raido
    That move lowers your opponent's
    HP to whatever yours is.
[04:28] Raido
    Impressive, Aharen-san.
    You've put up a great fight.
[04:32] Raido
    But in this next turn,
    when my faster monster attacks first,
[04:36] Raido
    it'll be the end for you!
[04:38] Raido
    The time has finally come for me
    to beat Aharen-san at something!
SIGN    RAIDO
    
    YANKEERAS
SIGN    REINA
    
    SHIRORIN

[04:41] Raido
    Turn two! Start!
[04:43] Raido
    Now go, Yankeeras!
[04:45] Raido
    We'll end this in one strike!
[04:48] Raido
    Wait, what? Why is...
SIGN     SHIRORIN
    
    ATTACKS
[04:50] Raido
    Whoa, hey, wait—
SIGN     DAMAGE
SIGN    YANKEERAS
SIGN     RAIDO
    
     LOSES

[05:01] Raido
    I lost...
[05:03] Raido
    But how? How did she attack me first?
[05:07] Raido
    I see!
[05:09] Raido
    That was an attack designed
    to always land first!
[05:13] Raido
    She staged a classic comeback
    from seemingly impossible odds!
[05:17] Raido
    Everything went according
    to her plan... It was all a trap!
[05:23] Raido
    She had me dancing in her palm!
[05:28] Raido
    Aharen-san is truly impossible to fathom.
[05:31] Aharen
    I wanna go again.
[05:33] Raido
    What? Er, well...
[05:37] Raido
    Sorry. I've had enough.
[05:44] Raido
    Aharen-san...
[05:48] Raido
    Sorry, mind if we stop in for a bit
    so I can use the bathroom?
[06:02] Futaba
    There it is!
[06:03] Futaba
    That monster Akkun likes!
[06:05] Futaba
    If I give this to him for a birthday
    present, I'll win his heart!
[06:09] Atsushi
    Futaba!
[06:10] Futaba
    Akkun!
[06:15] Futaba
    It's that wicked shotacon who's trying
    to lure Akkun away from me!
[06:20] Futaba
    Well, whatever. I'm too busy for her.
[06:24] Futaba
    Oh, this? It's not for me or anything.
[06:28] Futaba
    It's for someone else.
[06:30] Futaba
    It'd be expensive to buy one,
[06:32] Futaba
    but this way, it'll probably
    only cost me 500 yen at most!
[06:35] Futaba
    How do you like that? Am I smart, or what?
[06:38] Futaba
    All right, you just stand there and watch!
[06:40] Futaba
    Witness my brilliant technique!
[06:56] Futaba
    This isn't how it was supposed to be...
[06:58] Futaba
    This is a scam!
     I'm calling the cops on this place!
[07:01] Futaba
    Someone get me the consumer rights center!
[07:05] Futaba
    Aharen Reina?!
[07:07] Futaba
    Hey! Don't butt in!
[07:10] Futaba
    Why's she giving me
    that "just you watch" face?!
[07:13] Futaba
    And she started off with 500 yen!
[07:16] Futaba
    She's flaunting her financial advantage...
    That's so nasty!
[07:20] Futaba
    Fine! Let's see how far you get...
[07:22] Futaba
    Which'll be nowhere! Because it's rigged!
[07:30] Futaba
    Aharen Reina...
[07:32] Futaba
    You'd win all those just to show off?!
    How rotten can you be?!
[07:41] Coupon sign
    1 FREE CRANE GAME
[07:41] Futaba
    "One free crane game"?
[07:48] Futaba
    Here. You dropped this.
[07:52] Futaba
    What are you doing?!
    Are you trying to give me the ticket?!
[08:06] Futaba
    I'm getting one as a present for Akkun.
[08:08] Futaba
    So I have to win it myself!
[08:11] Futaba
    I won't take your charity!
[08:15] Aharen
    I see. Sorry.
[08:18] Aharen
    Thanks for picking that up for me.
[08:21] Futaba
    It's fine. Just watch this.
    I'm going to grab it on my last try.
[08:29] Futaba
    There's one in the perfect position...
[08:32] Futaba
    I bet that dummy overlooked it!
[08:35] Futaba
    But this is my last try...
    I can't mess it up!
[08:38] Futaba
    How should I move...?
[08:41] Futaba
    Oh, of course.
[08:48] Futaba
    She didn't realize I could just copy her!
    What a knucklehead!
[09:11] Futaba
    Did you see that, Aharen Reina?! I got one!
[09:17] Futaba
    What's that supposed to mean?!
    You don't think I'm a threat?!
[09:19] Futaba
    Fine, then! I'm done with you anyway!
    I'm going home!
[09:22] Futaba
    I'll remember this!
[09:24] Futaba
    Still, that Aharen Reina really is dumb!
[09:29] Futaba
    She ignored one in the perfect spot,
[09:33] Futaba
    and she kept showing me her technique...
[09:39] Futaba
    Did she... do that on purpose?
[09:48] Futaba
    She better not expect me to thank her...
[09:57] Raido
    Sorry for the wait, Aharen-san.
[10:00] Raido
    I see you made out at the crane
    game again. Nicely done.
[10:05] Raido
    What? For me?
[10:06] Raido
    Nah, that's okay.
    You gave me a ton before...
SIGN    YANKEERAS
[10:25] Raido
    I'm sorry, Yankeeras!
    I couldn't protect you!
[10:44] Raido
    Good morning, Aharen-san.
[10:49] Aharen
    Uh... did something happen?
[10:52] Raido
    Huh? I'm the same as usual.
[11:00] Aharen
    Did you put on some weight?
[11:11] Raido
    What's wrong, Aharen-san?
[11:15] Aharen
    It's nothing.
SIGN    A Diet So Simple
    Even a Monkey Can Do It
[11:49] Raido
    Good morning, Aharen-san.
[11:53] Aharen
    You didn't see anything, did you?
[11:55] Raido
    Hmm? What do you mean?
[11:58] Aharen
    Oh... It's nothing.
[12:01] Raido
    I'm sorry, Aharen-san... but I did see you
    reading that book about dieting.
SIGN    A Diet So Simple Even a Monkey Can Do It
[12:08] Raido
    Is Aharen-san feeling
    self-conscious about her weight?
[12:12] Raido
    Unnecessary restrictions
    can be bad for you...
[12:14] Raido
    And more than anything, I don't see
    how she needs to lose weight.
[12:19] Raido
    But even if I tell her that,
    there's no guarantee she'll listen.
[12:26] Raido
    A Diet Even a Seal Could Do!
[12:26] Raido
    In that case, the least I can do is make
    sure she does this the healthy way!
[12:28] Sign
    Proper Dieting Made Simple
     Enough for a Cow, Man
[12:37] Bag Signs
    Asahiya
    Potato Chips
     Salted
[12:37] Bag Signs
    Protein
    Supplement
[12:54] Raido
    Aharen-san, I think you're fine
    the way you are.
[13:00] Raido
    Still... I don't want to deny any desire
     you might have for self-improvement.
[13:06] Raido
    So I'll be rooting for you.
[13:08] Raido
    To that end...
[13:09] Raido
    A Diet Even a Seal Could Do!
[13:10] Raido
    I recommend this book if you're
    thinking about starting a diet.
[13:13] Aharen
    I wasn't really thinking about dieting.
[13:18] Raido
    Oh... Okay.
[13:23] Miyahira
    Okay, everyone in your seats.
[13:34] Miyahira
    We'll be having exams next week.
[13:37] Miyahira
    I hope you'll all do your best.
[13:40] Miyahira
    Anyone who fails must retake
    a supplementary make-up exam,
[13:44] Miyahira
    so do your best.
[13:45] Sato
    Okay...
[13:46] Sato
    I'm not sure about math.
    I'd better study for that.
[13:47] Raido
    A make-up exam?
    Thinking back on last time...
[13:50] Sign
    Midterm Exam Rankings
[13:51] Raido
    When trying to find my rank, it was faster...
[13:53] Sign
    150th Motoshiro
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    151st Raido
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    152nd Hirabayashi
[13:53] Raido
    to start at the bottom.
[13:56] Raido
    And I haven't studied
    at all this time either!
[13:59] Raido
    This is bad, huh?
[14:05] Raido
    That's Aharen-san for you.
    She looks totally serene.
[14:08] Raido
    She's not at all worried about exams.
[14:11] Raido
    That royal dignity is the privilege
    of having actually studied!
[14:15] Raido
    I know! I could have her help me study.
[14:19] Raido
    Maybe she could be my saving grace!
[14:26] Raido
    Aharen-san.
[14:29] Raido
    Would you like to start studying after school?
[14:32] Raido
    We can cram together and help each other
     understand things we don't get.
[14:37] Raido
    Rest assured this is not because
    I haven't been studying at all
[14:40] Raido
    and am totally doomed otherwise!
[14:42] Raido
    It's a win-win arrangement!
[14:46] Raido
    Okay! Let's find someplace quiet
    we can study after class.
[14:57] Raido
    The library's quiet,
    so it's good for studying.
[15:03] Sign
    Since there's no chatting
     or phones allowed, let's use notes.
[15:07] Sign
    Okay.
[15:09] Sign
    Good afternoon. How are you feeling?
[15:12] Sign
    Good enough, I guess.
    How about you, Raido-kun?
[15:16] Sign
    Not too bad.
[15:18] Sign
    When did you get to bed last night?
[15:23] Sign
    Nice weather today.
[15:27] Sign
    Maybe we should do this somewhere else.
[15:32] Sign
    Cost Restaurant
[15:39] Sign
    Animal Petting Cafe
[15:50] Atsushi
    King Aha!
[15:51] Atsushi
    Awesome! She's studying!
[15:54] Futaba
    Hey!
[15:55] Sign
    Math Workbook
[15:55] Futaba
    Aharen Reina, I challenge you in math!
[15:59] Atsushi
    Why would the king even bother?
[16:02] Futaba
    Th-This is none of your business, Akkun!
[16:05] Atsushi
    Sure it is! I'm her number one apprentice!
[16:11] Raido
    I guess this is the best option after all.
[16:15] Aharen
    This is nice. I haven't been studying at all.
[16:19] Aharen
    I'm glad we could do it together.
[16:22] Raido
    Wait, you haven't?
[16:24] Raido
    You looked ready to go.
    I thought you were all set.
[16:27] Aharen
    I was just freezing in the face of doom.
[16:29] Raido
    I see...
[16:31] Raido
    Then let's compare our previous tests,
[16:34] Raido
    and whoever scored higher
    will be the tutor for that subject.
[16:42] Raido
    She did better than me in everything, huh?
[16:52] ---
    How to score
    in the top 100
[17:00] Ishikawa
    Ugh, I hate being on cleanup duty!
[17:04] Ishikawa
    And exams start tomorrow...
[17:06] Ishikawa
    Let's split up and finish this stat.
[17:08] Sato
    We'll do the floor.
    Can you two handle the rest?
[17:13] Raido
    Got it.
[17:15] Raido
    Well, let's get started, Aharen-sa—
[17:20] Raido
    Aharen-san?! You came prepared, huh?!
[17:25] Aharen
    I love cleaning, and I'm good at it.
    I've got this.
[17:36] Raido
    A secret weapon?!
[17:37] Raido
    Is Aharen-san...
[17:40] Raido
    going to destroy anything
    she can't reach in a fury?!
[17:50] Raido
    Oh, that's how it works.
[17:56] Raido
    She's pretty hardcore about this, huh?
[17:58] Raido
    She said she was good at it,
    but she's acting like a professional.
[18:04] Raido
    Could it be that Aharen-san...
[18:06] Raido
    comes from a family of assassins?!
[18:08] Raido
    She's been trained since birth
    to be an underworld "cleaner"!
[18:14] Raido
    Her lack of expression
[18:16] Raido
    comes from being trained
    to suppress her emotions!
[18:19] Raido
    And now that I know her identity...
    she's going to clean me up next!
[18:25] Aharen
    All done.
[18:27] Sato
    This stain just won't go away...
[18:32] Raido
    She's mixing up a suspicious liquid!
[18:34] Raido
    Don't tell me... Is she going to poison me?
[18:40] Ishikawa
    Wow, this cleaning solution
    is really killing the dirt!
[18:44] Sato
    Thanks so much, Aharen-san!
[18:47] Aharen
    She really does just like cleaning, huh?
[18:51] Sato
    We're all done, so we're heading out.
[18:53] Raido
    Okay. We're just about done, too.
[18:57] Sato
    See you!
[19:00] Raido
    Once we're finished, let's study some more.
[19:05] Aharen
    I'll put the shelves back.
[19:07] Aharen
    Raido-kun, you put the podium back.
[19:11] Raido
    That bookshelf is kinda big...
    Are you sure?
[19:17] Raido
    Aharen-san's really into this.
[19:33] Raido
    That was a close one.
[19:35] Raido
    Aharen-san, are you okay?
    You're not hurt, right?
[19:40] Raido
    Thank goodness. It'd be a real mess
    to get injured right before exams...
[19:44] Aharen
    Um, are you okay?
[19:46] Raido
    Me? I'm fine.
[19:51] Aharen
    I'm sorry.
[19:57] Aharen
    This depends on what goes here...
[20:01] Raido
    Oh, I see. That's the part you mentioned.
[20:05] Raido
    Okay, in that case...
[20:09] Raido
    Hey, that's everything on the test.
    We've covered all the material.
[20:14] Raido
    Now I'll be a lot more confident
    going into exams tomorrow.
[20:18] Raido
    Thanks.
[20:20] Raido
    I only got it all done with you
    tutoring me, Aharen-san.
[20:28] Raido
    Huh? What was that?
[20:39] Raido
    Hey... Aharen-san? Wh-What is it?
[20:43] Aharen
    This is the first time...
[20:46] Aharen
    The first time I was able to help you.
    I'm so happy.
[20:52] Aharen
    You're always doing so much for me...
[20:58] Aharen
    And I'm always relying on you
    and causing you trouble.
[21:05] Aharen
    Even earlier...
[21:07] Aharen
    I was trying to do the cleaning
    on my own because I'm good at it,
[21:12] Aharen
    but I still made trouble for you.
[21:15] Aharen
    So... I'm glad I finally got to repay you.
[21:23] Raido
    It's okay. I've never felt
     like you were trouble.
[21:28] Raido
    Besides, this wasn't the first time.
[21:33] Raido
    You're always helping me, Aharen-san.
    I rely on you as well.
[21:38] Raido
    Thank you for everything.
[21:44] Aharen
    Yeah. Thank you, too.
[21:57] Raido
    Let's do our best on our exams.
[22:08] Sign
    79th Chikashige
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    80th Raido
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    81st Sasamoto
[23:43] Raido
    Let's do our best on our exams.
[23:48] Raido
    Okay... Uh...
[23:52] Raido
    Could you please let go now...?