E3 - We're Changing Seats, Huh?

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[00:02] Raido
    I feel like my hair's gotten kind of long.
[00:13] Raido
    What the heck happened to you, Aharen-san?
[01:50] Raido
    What in the world made her
    hair stand on end like that?
[01:56] Raido
    Don't tell me...
[01:58] Raido
    She's hardcore into death metal?!
[02:04] Raido
    Aharen-san, no!
    Headbanging can injure your neck!
[02:09] Raido
    Death metal is the embodiment
    dissatisfaction with society.
[02:09] Sign
    Ah
[02:09] Sign
    Kill
[02:12] Raido
    Getting into is a sign of frustration
    with the status quo.
[02:16] Raido
    Which means...
SIGN    Episode Three We're Changing Seats, Huh?
[02:23] Raido
    Aharen-san.
[02:25] Raido
    If something's bothering you,
    do you want to talk about it?
[02:30] Aharen
    Well, I had really bad bedhead
     this morning, and this...
[02:39] Aharen
    I tried to fix it myself...
    but it didn't go well.
[02:44] Raido
    Is that all?
[02:47] Raido
    Then let's fix it later.
[02:50] ---
    Shared Locker Room
[02:55] Raido
    I made it worse, huh?
[02:58] Raido
    If one of the guidance counselors sees this...
[03:02] Raido
    they'll shave her head!
[03:05] Raido
    There's gotta be something I can do...
[03:07] Raido
    I know!
[03:14] Oshiro
    H-He found me!
[03:16] Raido
    Wait a second!
[03:18] Raido
    We need your help!
[03:32] Oshiro
    You have bedhead...?
[03:35] Oshiro
    Okay, I'll see if I can fix it.
[03:37] Oshiro
    Let me get ready.
[03:44] Raido
    Kinda serious about this, huh?
[03:48] Raido
    Oh? Oshiro-san, your house is a hair salon,
[03:51] Raido
    and Aharen-san used to go there?
[03:54] Raido
    This should work fine, then.
[03:56] Oshiro
    I'm going to give you a cut for
    a slightly different style, okay?
[04:01] Oshiro
    Here goes.
[04:08] Raido
    Isn't that a bit much?
[04:14] Raido
    That's not slightly different!
[04:17] Raido
    Wait, Oshiro-san...
[04:19] Oshiro
    If Reina-chan has a weird haircut,
[04:22] Oshiro
    then that filthy pest
    will leave her alone!
[04:26] Raido
    She's laughing!
[04:28] Raido
    I'm sure of it.
[04:30] Raido
    Run for it, Aharen-san! If you don't...
[04:37] Raido
    That's a pretty nice haircut, huh?
[04:40] Oshiro
    What do you think?
[04:42] Raido
    Thank you, Oshiro-san.
[04:45] Raido
    I haven't cut Reina-chan's
    hair in a long time,
[04:48] Raido
    so it was nice.
[04:51] Aharen
    I'm going to the bathroom.
[04:57] Oshiro
    If you want...
[04:59] Oshiro
    I-I can cut yours, too, Raido-kun.
[05:05] Raido
    I could save the cash my parents
    give me for a haircut...
[05:08] Raido
    for me!
[05:10] Shirorin
    Shirorin!
[05:11] Oshiro
    Okay, I'm going to get started.
[05:13] Raido
    I leave it to you.
[05:15] Raido
    Bloodlust?!
[05:20] Raido
    Wait... Is Oshiro-san...
[05:23] Raido
    gonna shave me bald?!
[05:25] Oshiro
    A-All done.
[05:27] Raido
    It's perfect. Thank you.
[05:30] Raido
    I'm sorry.
[05:31] Raido
    I sorta thought you were so jealous of me
[05:34] Raido
    that you might shave me bald.
[05:36] Oshiro
    Well, I am jealous of you,
    and I was thinking about shaving your head...
[05:41] Oshiro
    But I don't want Reina-chan
    to get mad at me, so I didn't.
[05:47] Raido
    Well, I'm very glad that
    you didn't. Thank you.
[05:55] Reina
    Thank you.
[05:56] Reina
    Do you want to eat lunch with us?
    You can have some of mine as thanks.
[06:02] Oshiro
    Thank you, Reina-chan!
[06:11] Raido
    Meatballs for lunch?
[06:13] Aharen
    Here.
[06:15] Aharen
    Thank you. This is for you.
[06:24] Raido
    That's not gonna reach.
[06:26] Oshiro
    I'm still too embarrassed!
[06:33] Raido
    Your lunch always look so good.
[06:36] Raido
    I'm really impressed
    that you make it every day.
[06:38] Aharen
    Thanks.
[06:40] Raido
    The hair problem's been solved.
    But with the way she's acting...
[06:46] Raido
    I think Aharen-san still might
    be stressed out over something.
[06:51] Raido
    Aharen-san, is there
    anything else bothering you?
[06:54] Aharen
    Ow.
[06:55] Raido
    What's wrong?
[06:56] Aharen
    My hands are all dried out...
[07:00] Aharen
    And it's not just my hands.
[07:03] Aharen
    My lips are, too.
[07:06] Aharen
    Could you take care of it for me?
[07:10] Raido
    Lip balm?
[07:12] Aharen
    My lips are cracked, so I'd appreciate it.
[07:16] Raido
    But... couldn't you apply it yourself?
[07:20] Aharen
    Let's try.
[07:25] Raido
    Not great at judging distances
    when it comes to her face, huh?
[07:29] Raido
    Okay, stop right there. I'll do it.
[07:34] Raido
    Pardon me...
[07:37] Raido
    I see cracks on the edge of your mouth, too.
[07:39] Raido
    And some here.
[07:42] Raido
    I'll get those as well.
[07:43] Raido
    Here, too...
[07:46] Raido
    That oughta cover it, I think.
[07:48] Raido
    No! Bad job!
[07:50] Raido
    What now? Has putting lip balm on
    always been this hard?
[07:56] Raido
    At this rate, Aharen-san's
    going to be cracking all over!
[08:01] Oshiro
    Um...
[08:03] Oshiro
    Let me take care of it.
[08:04] Shirorin
    Shirorin!
[08:05] Oshiro
    Before we apply the lip balm,
[08:09] Oshiro
    let's use some toner and moisturizer.
[08:12] Oshiro
    And then the lips...
[08:15] Aharen
    Thank you.
[08:17] Raido
    As good a job as ever, huh?
[08:19] Oshiro
    I-It was nothing.
[08:22] Oshiro
    Um, is it okay if I tidy up your eyebrows?
[08:28] Oshiro
    Your eyelashes could use
    a bit of a curling, too.
[08:32] Oshiro
    Since you seem stiff,
    let's stretch you out.
[08:35] Oshiro
    And a massage to help
    your lymphatic system...
[08:38] Oshiro
    Plus a little foot care.
[08:41] Raido
    She's getting the full course, huh?
[08:44] Oshiro
    A-All done.
[08:47] Raido
    Do you happen to have any hand cream?
[08:50] Raido
    Hers were pretty dried out.
[08:52] Oshiro
    I forgot!
[08:54] Oshiro
    Here. You can put this on yourself, right?
[09:12] Oshiro
    I used too much, so you two can have some.
[09:17] Oshiro
    O-Oh...
[09:20] Oshiro
    Reina-chan! Thank you.
[09:27] Raido
    She's looking perfect now, but...
[09:30] Raido
    Is there anything else bothering you?
[09:32] Aharen
    Thanks for asking.
[09:34] Aharen
    Can I see your notes
    from the last lesson?
[09:39] Raido
    Sure.
[09:42] Raido
    The person in front of me is so tall
    that I can't see the chalkboard.
[09:48] Raido
    I get it! She was doing that
    in an attempt to see the board.
[09:53] Raido
    The guy in front of her...
[09:55] Raido
    He's been working out for the baseball team
[09:58] Raido
    and getting bigger and bigger as a result.
[10:01] Raido
    I'm glad. I was worried something was wrong...
[10:05] Raido
    Wait.
[10:07] Raido
    Not being able to see the board
    must be rough. Let me help out.
[10:11] Aharen
    Thank you.
[10:13] Raido
    First off...
[10:19] Raido
    I stacked some extra desks
    to get you more height.
[10:23] Raido
    You can see better now, right?
[10:28] Raido
    You're too scared to concentrate now?
[10:31] Raido
    You're afraid of heights?! Sorry!
[10:39] Raido
    Sorry, Aharen-san...
    My arms have about had it...
[10:44] Raido
    This lets you see the board,
    but it isn't good for taking notes.
[10:48] Raido
    Sorry. Now I can't see.
[11:01] Raido
    This ended up being the best option, huh?
[11:04] Raido
    Plus, you can copy my notes easily.
[11:07] Aharen
    Thank you, Raido-kun.
[11:10] Aharen
    Whenever I have trouble seeing the board,
    is it okay if I come sit by you?
[11:14] Raido
    Sure. Anytime.
[11:16] Sign
    Drawing new homeroom seats
[11:17] Miyahira
    Next week, we'll be moving seats in homeroom.
[11:21] Raido
    That's great, Aharen-san.
[11:24] Raido
    As long as you're not
    behind someone big again,
[11:27] Raido
    you'll be able to see the board.
[11:32] Raido
    This is for the best. I know that.
[11:36] Raido
    We might not be able to talk
    as much as we have been
[11:41] Raido
    once we change seats...
[11:43] Raido
    But that's fine.
    No one stays around forever.
[11:48] Raido
    So I need to treasure this time
    I have left sitting next to Aharen-san!
[11:56] Raido
    For one last week before we move...
[12:00] Raido
    What can I do for her?
[12:07] Gym Teacher
    We're playing softball for P.E. today.
[12:09] Gym Teacher
    It'll be a co-ed game.
[12:11] Gym Teacher
    Let's start with warm-ups.
[12:14] Raido
    Excuse me. My usual partner
    is out today, so I'm on my own...
[12:19] Gym Teacher
    That works out. One of the girls
    was left hanging, too.
[12:25] Raido
    Let's stretch, Aharen-san.
[12:32] Raido
    It'll be harder to help Aharen-san out
    like I have been once we change seats.
[12:38] Raido
    I'll make sure she gets a good stretch
    for the health benefits.
[12:47] Raido
    You okay?
[12:48] Aharen
    I'm okay.
[12:50] Raido
    Are you really, though?
    I hear an awful lot of cracking.
[12:54] Aharen
    Harder, please.
[12:56] Raido
    Is that just how your body is?
[12:58] Raido
    Are you sure you want me to push harder?
[13:00] Raido
    Seriously, are you okay?
[13:07] Gym Teacher
    Okay, that's enough warm-up.
[13:11] Gym Teacher
    We'll start the game now. Gather around.
[13:17] Raido
    Just how flexible are you, Aharen-san?!
[13:26] Raido
    The score's tied, and it's the final inning.
[13:28] Raido
    I'm pitching with two outs
    and the bases loaded.
[13:31] Raido
    And batting is...
[13:33] Raido
    Aharen-san!
[13:38] Raido
    That's the infamous batting
    "scales" stance!
[13:42] Aharen
    This is way more comfortable.
[13:45] Raido
    This is a serious showdown.
[13:48] Raido
    Sorry, but I'm not holding back, Aharen-san!
[13:56] Gym Teacher
    Ball!
[13:58] Raido
    The umpire is being pretty strict, huh?
[14:02] Gym Teacher
    Ball.
[14:06] Raido
    The strike zone is from the batter's
    armpit down to their knee...
[14:11] Raido
    Hers is kinda small, huh?
[14:15] Raido
    Aharen-san is calling a home run?!
[14:17] Aharen
    My arm itches.
[14:23] Raido
    Don't lower your stance, Aharen-san!
[14:26] Raido
    That gives me even less room to work with!
[14:29] Raido
    But for her to go that deep...
    It shows how serious she is.
[14:35] Aharen
    This heat is making me droopy...
[14:38] Raido
    If this is the last thing I can do
    for her before we change seats...
[14:42] Raido
    I need to respond to her ardor in kind!
[14:49] Raido
    Game on, Aharen-san!
[14:54] Gym Teacher
    Ball!
[15:00] Gym Teacher
    Ball! That's ball four.
[15:08] Crowd
    Wow! That was great!
[15:13] Sign
    Home Ec
[15:14] Home Ec Teacher
    Today I want you to prepare
    a meal of your choice.
[15:16] Home Ec Teacher
    Decide the menu among
    your groups and get cooking.
[15:20] Raido
    I don't know a thing about cooking.
[15:22] Raido
    The rest of our group is
    Ishikawa and Sato-san...
[15:28] Raido
    I have no idea how good they are either.
[15:31] Raido
    But we'll be okay, because...
[15:35] Raido
    we've got the expert chef
    Aharen-san in our group.
[15:39] Home Ec Teacher
    Go ahead and begin.
[15:42] Raido
    Okay, I'm counting on you, Aharen-san!
[15:45] Raido
    Huh, that's probably a bad sign.
[15:48] Raido
    She's too worn out from P.E. to move.
[15:52] Raido
    This means I'll just have to...
[15:55] Raido
    make something for Aharen-san
    so she'll have the energy to cook!
[16:01] Raido
    If I can't fix plenty to feed her,
[16:03] Raido
    I won't be able to feast on her cooking!
[16:07] Raido
    Before we change seats,
    this is my chance to pay Aharen-san back
[16:12] Raido
    for all the lunches she's shared with me!
[16:18] Raido
    Going hard on something new
    totally tapped me out, too...
[16:23] Raido
    I wish I could've had Aharen-san's
    meatballs... one last time...
[16:32] Aharen
    Thanks, Raido-kun. I've got it from here.
[16:38] Aharen
    Aharen-san... She ate all of my cooking.
[16:42] Raido
    It's in your hands now...
[16:54] Home Ec Teacher
    Even without any meat,
    this is an impressive job.
[16:57] Home Ec Teacher
    You pass!
[17:00] Ishikawa
    Great work, Raido, Aharen-san.
[17:03] Ishikawa
    Let's dig in now.
[17:06] Raido
    A-And fast...
[17:08] Shirorin
    Shirorin!
[17:17] Aharen
    I wanted you to have some
    of my meatballs, Raido-kun...
[17:21] Aharen
    But there was no meat, so we couldn't
    make them during home ec.
[17:26] Aharen
    I appreciate the food, Raido-kun. Here.
[17:30] Raido
    Thank you. Don't mind if I do.
[17:40] Raido
    Um... I'm kinda stuffed
    since we ate during home ec...
[17:45] Raido
    Could you please stop?
[17:47] Shirorin
    Shirorin!
[17:51] Raido
    What's wrong, Aharen-san?
[17:56] Aharen
    Actually, I was hoping to ask a favor...
[18:02] Raido
    What the heck's gotten into Aharen-san?
[18:05] Raido
    She wants me to record these weird moves?
[18:08] Raido
    Wait... is this like a U-Tube thing?
[18:10] Raido
    Is Aharen-san recording this
    because she wants to become a U-Tuber?
[18:15] Sign
    17 Views
[18:15] Raido
    I understand the desire to become famous,
    but U-Tube is a harsh mistress.
[18:21] Aharen
    Thanks for recording for me.
[18:26] Raido
    Wait... Could it be, Aharen-san?
[18:32] Raido
    That's her serious face!
[18:36] Raido
    Aharen-san... you've found a dream, huh?
[18:40] Raido
    In that case, I shan't deter you.
[18:42] Raido
    Before we change seats,
    if this is the last thing I can do for you...
[18:47] Aharen
    Why are you crying?
[18:50] Raido
    I want to encourage your dream!
[18:53] Raido
    I'll help any way I can, okay?
[18:57] Raido
    From now on, my dream is making sure
    Aharen-san's dream comes true!
[19:01] Aharen
    Really?
[19:02] Raido
    Yeah. You name it.
[19:06] Raido
    We're rehearsing together?
[19:07] Aharen
    It's easier to learn the choreography
    with two people.
[19:12] Raido
    Aharen-san wants me
    to become a U-Tuber, too!
[19:16] Raido
    Me, a celebrity?
[19:19] Raido
    It takes a lot of hard work to make
    a career out of something you enjoy.
[19:23] Raido
    But still...
[19:25] Raido
    I'm sure Aharen-san and I can pull it off!
[19:29] Raido
    No sense fighting it. Time to go all in!
[19:33] Raido
    Let's do a good job.
[19:35] Aharen
    Thanks.
[19:39] Raido
    If we keep working together on content,
[19:43] Raido
    we'll be able to keep hanging out
    after we've changed seats.
[19:47] Raido
    The two of us working hard
    to become U-Tubers...
[19:50] Raido
    It's as good a way to spend my youth as any.
[19:53] Raido
    And eventually, we'll be Japan's...
[19:55] Raido
    No, we'll be the world's
    most famous U-Tubers!
[20:01] Sign
    weird dance
[20:01] Raido
    We'll entertain people
    and enrich lives the globe over!
[20:07] Raido
    Nailed it.
[20:09] Raido
    This'll be our last dance
    before changing seats.
[20:14] Raido
    Okay, I think that does it.
    Looks like the footage came out nicely.
[20:18] Aharen
    You were a huge help. Thank you.
[20:21] Raido
    Don't be silly. We're just getting started.
[20:26] Raido
    The whole world is just waiting
    for me and Aharen-san!
[20:35] Miyahira
    Okay, ladies,
[20:38] Miyahira
    it's time for the original dances
    you were assigned last week.
[20:42] Miyahira
    First up will be...
[20:49] Miyahira
    Okay then!
[20:52] Miyahira
    It was very weird, but very nicely done!
[20:55] Miyahira
    You pass.
[20:57] Raido
    It was just for class, huh?
[21:04] Raido
    This is the first video of Aharen-san and I
    dancing that we uploaded yesterday.
[21:08] Raido
    The views could start climbing anytime now.
[21:12] Sign
    weird dance
[21:13] Raido
    It could be going crazy viral.
[21:15] ---
    We Tried a Weird Dance
[21:19] Sign
    Drawing new homeroom seats
[21:20] Raido
    This past week flew by.
[21:23] Raido
    But it's for the best.
[21:25] Raido
    Changing seats will be
    a good thing for Aharen-san.
[21:29] Raido
    And that's fine.
[21:33] Raido
    Aharen-san?
[21:37] Aharen
    I'm kind of sad about
    sitting farther away from you.
[21:43] Raido
    It's okay. Even after we move,
    I'll still show you my notes.
[21:47] Raido
    And I'm sure whoever you
    sit next to will be nice.
[21:50] Raido
    Plus, we'll still get to walk home together.
[21:55] Raido
    This is for the best...
[22:02] Raido
    It has to be!
[22:05] Miyahira
    Okay, I think that's everyone
    in their new seats.
[22:05] Sign
    Drawing new homeroom seats
[22:08] Miyahira
    I hope these work out for you all.
[22:12] Raido
    We didn't end up going anywhere, huh?
[22:16] Raido
    And Aharen-san's still got
    a tall guy in front of her.
[22:21] Raido
    Well... I'm glad we're still sitting together.