E3 - Shirou-kun's Big Day!

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SIGN    Hakusan Shrine
[00:15] Kokuyou
    Thank you for your efforts, Kukuri-sama.
[00:17] Kukuri
    Kokuyou!
[00:19] Kokuyou
    I've brought you a kettle
    with something to drink.
[00:21] Kukuri
    Seriously?! Lemme drink some of...
[00:25] ---
    Eh?
[00:26] Kokuyou
    Kukuri-sama!
[00:31] Kazuya
    I had no idea that happened!
[00:32] Kiriha
    I suspected something was amiss.
SIGN    Tickle Punishment
SIGN    Tickle Punishment
[00:35] Kiriha
    So I tickled her until she confessed.
[00:36] Kazuya
    So what do we do?
[00:38] Kiriha
    We remain calm.
[00:40] Kiriha
    Keeping abreast of the town's malison
    levels is one of Kukuri's duties.
[00:44] Kiriha
    And if you focus on your
    malison cleansing duties,
[00:46] Kiriha
    it will take some of that burden off her.
[00:51] Teacher
    Set...
[00:58] Teacher
    Hey, Mizushima.
[01:01] Teacher
    Mizushima!
[01:04] Teacher
    What's up with you?
    Your time improved again!
[01:08] Teacher
    Where've you been
    keeping all this speed?
[01:11] Mitsu
    Th-Thank you.
SIGN    Mizushima Mitsuri
[01:14] Teacher
    Aw, come on, aren't you happy about it?
[01:16] Mana
    Hey!
SIGN    Manaka Mana
[01:19] Mana
    You can't single Mittsun out like that!
[01:22] Mana
    Regardless, you did great, Mittsun!
[01:25] Mana
    Looks like you've got me beat
    at the 100-meter now.
[01:28] Mitsu
    Thanks, Manana!
[01:30] Mitsu
    You've always been my goal.
[01:33] Mitsu
    You help keep me motivated!
SIGN    Tsukumo-possession.
SIGN    A state in which a tsukumogami takes control of its wielder.
SIGN    Can result in a temporary burst of incredible power.
SIGN    Tsugumomo
SIGN    Tsugu
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 10 -10 l 10 0
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 10 -10 l 10 0
SIGN    Chapter 3
SIGN    Shirou-kun's Big Day!
[03:28] Kazuya
    "Shirou-kun's Big Day!"
[03:30] Sign
    Troubleshooters'
    Office
[03:33] Kiriha
    Now, then...
[03:35] Kiriha
    We'll have to sort through
    everyone's concerns
[03:37] Kiriha
    to see if we can find any
    signs of aberration trouble.
[03:42] Kazuya
    "My mother says I can't
    have any dirty books."
[03:44] Osamu
    Breaking that taboo by enjoying
    them in secret is half of the fun.
[03:48] Kazuya
    "I have trouble with probabilities
    and simultaneous equations​."
[03:50] Chihaya
    Always review what you've learned,
    and do practice drills!
[03:53] Kazuya
    "My best friend is better than
    me at everything, and it's hard."
[03:55] Kiriha
    None but you can determine your own worth!
[03:58] Kiriha
    Anything else?
[03:59] Osamu
    I'm seeing a lot of
    Shiramine-related submissions.
[04:03] Osamu
    "He won't take no for an answer."
    "He's a pain."
[04:05] Osamu
    "He tries to flirt with
    anyone remotely feminine."
[04:07] Shirou
    Whoa, whoa, talk about rude!
[04:09] Shirou
    I'm not hitting on just anybody!
[04:12] Shirou
    I only go after the ones with big boobs.
[04:16] Chisato
    You lascivious, lewd lecher!
[04:18] Chisato
    The majority of our requests
    seem to be about you!
[04:22] Chisato
    Justice is served.
[04:24] ---
    For pity's sake...
SIGN    6
[04:25] ---
    Romance advice:
[04:25] ---
    2
[04:25] ---
    Shiramine Shirou:
[04:25] ---
    Advertisements:
[04:25] ---
    1
[04:25] ---
    Trivia:
[04:25] ---
    1
SIGN    Schoolwork trouble:
[04:26] Kiriha
    Doesn't seem like there's
    anything supernatural afoot.
[04:29] Kiriha
    We'll leave it at that, then.
[04:31] Shirou
    Oh, crap! I've got places to be!
[04:34] Shirou
    I sent Manaka Mana-san from the track team
[04:37] Shirou
    a love letter and asked her
    to meet me on the roof!
[04:40] Kazuya
    Another girl?
[04:41] Shirou
    She's pretty, and busty,
    and friendly, and busty,
[04:45] ---
    Shirou-kun...
[04:45] Shirou
    and a great runner, and seriously busty!
[04:47] Shirou
    She's my whole world right now!
[04:49] Shirou
    See ya!
[04:52] Chisato
    Would it kill you to learn?!
[04:58] Shirou
    My beloved Manaka-san...
[05:00] Shirou
    Today, I'm finally gonna get a girlfriend!
[05:03] Shirou
    Sorry, were you waiting long?
[05:08] Shirou
    Huh?
[05:09] Mitsu
    Y-You're the one who sent me this, right?
[05:14] Mitsu
    There was no sender on it, so I
    thought it might be a prank...
SIGN    Class Roster
SIGN    Ayukawa Akina
SIGN    Andou Akihiko
SIGN    Ishikawa Ichirou
[05:19] Shirou
    According to my database of
    girls who attend Kamioka East...
SIGN    Hashimoto Michio
SIGN    Manaka Mana
SIGN    Mishima Mitsuo
SIGN    Mizushima Mitsuri
[05:21] Shirou
    This girl is Mizushima Mitsuri!
[05:23] Shirou
    Her number on the roster is 22!
SIGN    Manaka Mana
SIGN    Mizushima Mitsuri
[05:32] Mitsu
    S-So are you serious about this letter?
[05:35] Mitsu
    About liking me and...
    wanting to go out with me?
[05:38] Mitsu
    Even though Manana...
    There's a girl in my class, Manaka-san,
[05:42] Mitsu
    who's prettier and has
    a great personality...
[05:45] Mitsu
    Compared to her, I'm just a pebble...
[05:48] Shirou
    Th-That's not true at all!
[05:50] Shirou
    In terms of cuteness, I'd say you're
    possibly even better than Manaka-san.
[05:55] Shirou
    A-Anyway, about the letter...
[05:56] Mitsu
    Cute?
[05:57] Shirou
    I-It turns out I, uh, I actually
    didn't realize that was your...
[05:58] Mitsu
    H-He thinks I'm cuter than Manana?
[06:03] Shirou
    You listening?
[06:04] Mitsu
    Huh? Ah... O-Okay!
[06:07] Mitsu
    I'd be glad to go out with
    you, if you'll have me!
[06:11] Mitsu
    Bye!
[06:12] Shirou
    Wha?!
[06:17] Shirou
    What now?
SIGN    Mizushima Household
SIGN    Mizushima Household
[06:23] MItsu
    Amazing... This is amazing, Mitsu!
[06:26] MItsu
    I managed to beat Manana
    at the 100-meter dash,
[06:28] MItsu
    and now a guy said that
    I'm cuter than her!
[06:32] MItsu
    I'm winning?
[06:34] MItsu
    I've got her beat!
[06:36] MItsu
    I'm finally better at
    something than Manana!
SIGN    The Next Day
SIGN    The Next Day
[06:43] Guys
    Wh-What the hell?!
[06:46] Guys
    Impossible!
[06:47] Guys
    The guy who misses every shot he takes...
[06:50] Guys
    Shiramine Shirou has a girlfriend now?!
[06:53] Shirou
    Uh, Mizushima-san, maybe we
    should be less obvious...
[06:59] Mitsu
    Call me Mitsuri.
[07:00] Mitsu
    We are going out now.
[07:04] Kiriha
    To think any girl would want to date Shirou...
[07:07] Kazuya
    Wasn't he supposed to be
    confessing to a different girl?
[07:10] Chisato
    He's incorrigible!
[07:12] Osamu
    I need to ask for detailed reports on his
    first date, first kiss, and first experience.
[07:17] Crowd
    Shiramine-kun is totally
    going to cheat on her.
[07:20] Crowd
    Mizushima's in for a bad time.
[07:26] Mitsu
    Manana!
[07:27] Mana
    You should break up right now.
[07:32] Mitsu
    I-It's none of your business, Manana!
[07:35] Mitsu
    He's my boyfriend.
[07:37] Mana
    It is my business! I'm your friend, aren't I?
[07:39] Mana
    This guy tries to get with
    every girl he lays eyes on.
[07:43] Mana
    You shouldn't do this.
[07:44] Mitsu
    That's not true!
[07:46] Mitsu
    Shirou-kun wrote about how
    he liked me in a letter!
[07:49] Mitsu
    He said I'm cute!
[07:51] Mana
    I'm trying to tell you that
    he says that to every girl!
[07:54] Mana
    Open your eyes!
[07:56] Mana
    I'm worried about you, Mittsun.
[07:58] Mana
    Y-You say that...
[08:00] Mana
    but you're just jealous that
    I got a boyfriend before you!
[08:05] Mana
    That has to be it! Because you've
    always looked down on me!
[08:10] Mana
    You're just jealous!
[08:12] Mana
    Mittsun...
[08:15] Mana
    Fine, then!
[08:16] Mana
    Do what you want.
[08:25] Mitsu
    Hey, I made some cookies for you.
[08:29] Shirou
    O-Okay...
[08:32] Mitsu
    Are they good?
[08:35] Shirou
    Listen...
[08:36] Mitsu
    Thank you, Shirou-kun.
[08:40] Mitsu
    See, I've always looked up to Manana.
[08:45] Mitsu
    She's cute... and pretty... and tall...
[08:49] Mitsu
    She's a fast runner... and she's smart.
[08:52] Mitsu
    Even her personality is great.
[08:54] Mitsu
    But I finally outdid her!
    I beat her best time.
[09:01] Mitsu
    And not just that, but you said I was cuter!
[09:06] Mitsu
    So I'm really happy right now.
[09:12] Shirou
    I...
[09:14] Shirou
    I've put myself out there to a lot of girls.
[09:16] Shirou
    Basically every one that was my type.
[09:19] Shirou
    I realize it's given me a bad reputation,
[09:21] Shirou
    and it's part of the reason
    I'm not very popular...
[09:24] Shirou
    But I don't let it bother me.
    I don't get nervous because of it.
[09:27] Shirou
    Because I still like who I am.
[09:32] Shirou
    But you've been measuring
    yourself against someone else.
[09:36] Shirou
    You might be happy right now,
    but that'll only be temporary.
[09:41] Shirou
    You need to decide what
    you're worth for yourself.
[09:46] Shirou
    And...
[09:48] Shirou
    That love letter...
[09:51] Shirou
    I meant to put it in
    Manaka-san's shoe box.
[09:55] Shirou
    I'm sorry.
[09:59] Mitsu
    How could you?
[10:01] Mitsu
    I finally...
[10:04] Mitsu
    I finally beat her...
[10:07] Mitsu
    You liar! You said I was cute!
[10:10] Shirou
    H-Hang on a sec!
    I wasn't lying about that—
[10:10] Mitsu
    Liar, liar, liar!
[10:24] Shirou
    That's the thing that goes
    off around aberrations...
[10:29] Shirou
    Is there an amasogi in her bag?!
SIGN    Tsugu
SIGN    Tsugumomo
[10:34] Mitsu
    Tsugu Tsugumomo!
SIGN    Tsugu
SIGN    Tsugumomo
[10:39] Mitsu
    Tsugu Tsugumomo.
[10:46] Shirou
    Mizushima-san.
[10:48] Shirou
    Have you come across anything
    with strange powers that
[10:52] Shirou
    you've been using lately?
[10:54] Mitsu
    Strange?
[10:57] Mitsu
    N-No! I haven't.
[10:59] Mitsu
    That's a weird question, Shirou-kun.
[11:03] Shirou
    So you have...
[11:05] Shirou
    Whatever it is, it's probably
    an amasogi, and it's dangerous.
[11:09] Shirou
    You really need to destroy it
    before something bad happens.
[11:13] Shirou
    Besides, anything you get from it
    isn't going to be worth the trouble.
[11:17] Shirou
    It'll be an illusion, and a temporary one at that.
[11:21] Mitsu
    N-No...
[11:22] Mitsu
    You're wrong! You have to be!
[11:24] Mitsu
    I finally found something to be proud of!
[11:26] Mitsu
    It can't be an illusion!
[11:28] Shirou
    Mizushima-san!
[11:30] Sign
    Troubleshooters'
    Office
[11:31] Kiriha
    Say what?!
[11:33] Kiriha
    The girl has an amasogi?
[11:35] Shirou
    Y-Yeah...
[11:37] Osamu
    "My best friend is better than
    me at everything, and it's hard."
[11:41] Osamu
    One of the notes we received
    was from Mizushima-san.
[11:45] Kiriha
    Where's she gone, then?
    And what was the amasogi?
[11:49] Shirou
    Well, she ran off before I could check...
[11:54] Kiriha
    We need to find her as soon as possible!
[11:57] Shirou
    I-Is this really that bad?
[11:58] Kiriha
    It's worse!
[12:01] Kiriha
    The amasogi that Nanako
    created nearly killed her...
[12:05] Kiriha
    This girl has lost
[12:07] Kiriha
    the long-desired sense of affirmation
    that the amasogi gave her.
[12:12] Kiriha
    I hope she won't get
    any weird ideas, but...
[12:14] Kazuya
    We'd better stop her, fast!
[12:17] Sign
    Manaka
[12:20] Kazuya
    Wait!
[12:22] Kiriha
    You actually showed up.
[12:24] Kazuya
    Please snap out of it,
[12:26] Kazuya
    Mizushima Mitsuri-san!
[12:29] Kazuya
    You were so distraught at your best friend,
    Manaka Mana-san, always outdoing you...
[12:34] Kazuya
    And thanks to the amasogi,
    you were finally able to beat her.
[12:38] Kazuya
    But when Shirou found out the truth,
[12:42] Kazuya
    you were so frightened of losing
    the sense of triumph it gave you
[12:46] Kazuya
    that you came here to kill Manaka-san!
[12:54] Mitsu
    Me, kill Manana?
[12:56] Mitsu
    What the heck?!
[12:58] Mitsu
    I could never do that.
    She's my best friend.
[13:02] Kazuya
    Huh?
[13:04] Kiriha
    You're completely off the mark!
    Some detective you are!
[13:07] Kazuya
    You're the one who said
    she'd get a weird idea!
[13:11] Mana
    Hey! Why are you all making
    a fuss outside my house?
[13:15] Mitsu
    Manana!
[13:16] Mana
    Did you need something?
    It's kind of late.
[13:21] Mitsu
    Well... I wanted to return these to you.
[13:29] Kazuya
    Shoes?
[13:30] Mitsu
    I was really happy when
    you gave me these shoes.
[13:36] Mitsu
    So I practiced every day with them on.
[13:39] Mitsu
    But that was when my times
    stopped improving...
[13:44] Mitsu
    And I figured I just didn't
    have any potential.
[13:48] Mitsu
    But then,
[13:49] Mitsu
    the shoes got caught on a corner and
    tore, so I had my mom fix them.
[13:55] Mitsu
    In the meantime, I bought and
    wore another pair just like them,
[13:58] Mitsu
    so you wouldn't notice.
[14:01] Mitsu
    And then I suddenly felt a lot lighter.
[14:04] Mitsu
    My times started improving drastically.
[14:07] Mitsu
    That was when Shirou-kun told me about
    these strange tools called amasogi.
[14:15] Mitsu
    My new times were because of an amasogi...
[14:20] Mitsu
    I thought that was the case... but I was wrong.
[14:23] Mitsu
    The replacement shoes
    weren't the ones in my bag.
[14:28] Mitsu
    It was the shoes you gave me, Manana!
[14:33] Mitsu
    I didn't suddenly get faster!
    I was being slowed down before!
[14:38] Mitsu
    Why...
[14:39] Mitsu
    Why did you do this to me?!
[14:43] Mana
    Do you remember when we first met?
[14:48] Mana
    I was short, and totally ordinary.
[14:51] Mana
    You were the center of attention...
[14:54] Mana
    I looked up to you... No, I loved you.
[15:00] Mana
    That's why I tried to get
    good at sprints, like you...
[15:04] Mana
    and started acting more cheerful, like you.
[15:07] Mana
    I even did my hair the same way.
[15:09] Mana
    And then you became my friend!
[15:13] Mana
    One day, you started to say I was your goal.
[15:17] Mana
    I thought, if I could get out in front of you,
[15:19] Mana
    maybe you'd start to like me in the same way...
[15:22] Mana
    So I had to always be better than you.
[15:27] Mana
    But then...
[15:28] Mana
    You gradually began to catch up to me.
[15:31] Mana
    I knew I wouldn't be able to
    stay as your goal for long...
[15:36] Mana
    And that was when I found those shoes.
[15:42] Mana
    It's true. Your times weren't
    improving because of these shoes...
[15:46] Mana
    Because of me.
[15:48] Mana
    And now it's all over...
    You'll never fall in love with me now.
[15:53] Mana
    You probably even hate me.
[15:56] Mitsu
    Manana...
[15:58] Mana
    You'll never be mine.
[16:00] Mana
    And if you won't be mine...
[16:08] Kiriha
    That was too close!
[16:11] Mana
    Stay out of this.
[16:14] Kiriha
    Well, this one's certainly out for blood!
[16:16] Kiriha
    Grab the girl and let's escape!
[16:18] Kazuya
    Obi Wheels!
[16:32] Kiriha
    She's catching up!
[16:34] Kiriha
    We need to face her somewhere
    no one else will get involved!
[16:36] Kazuya
    Right!
[16:41] Mitsu
    Hey, what's going on?!
[16:43] Kazuya
    The explanation will have to wait.
[16:44] Kiriha
    Incoming!
[16:46] Kazuya
    Shield Weave!
[16:52] Kiriha
    Pull back! The shield's not going to hold!
[17:02] Kiriha
    We might've chosen our
    battleground poorly...
[17:06] Kazuya
    Kiriha-san, let's use Divine Possession!
[17:09] Kiriha
    No! That's our last resort!
[17:11] Kiriha
    Don't be so quick to rely on it!
[17:18] Kiriha
    Our defenses can't hold!
    Destroy the shoes!
[17:21] Kazuya
    But... the atonement!
[17:23] Kiriha
    That shouldn't be your
    concern right now!
[17:26] Mitsu
    Manana...
[17:28] (Flashback) Mana
    And if you won't be mine...
[17:32] Kazuya
    Archery Weave!
[17:42] Mitsu
    Manana!
[17:43] Kazuya
    Stay back!
[17:59] Mana
    M-Mittsun?
[18:02] Mitsu
    Why? Why did you give up so easily?!
[18:05] Mitsu
    Even if I got mad, you could still apologize!
[18:08] Mitsu
    You could've worked hard so
    that I'd fall for you someday!
[18:12] Mitsu
    Why won't you be the Manana
    who's my best friend again?
[18:18] Mana
    I... was so terrible to you...
    I was betraying you this whole time...
[18:23] Mana
    But you're willing to forgive me?
[18:27] Mitsu
    Because I wouldn't be who
    I am now without you.
[18:34] Mana
    Mittsun...
[18:35] Mitsu
    But just so you know,
    I don't like girls that way!
[18:39] Mitsu
    So don't get the wrong idea!
[18:42] Kazuya
    I wasn't sure how it was
    going to turn out, but...
[18:44] Kiriha
    Now she just needs to destroy the shoes
    herself, and the matter will be settled.
[18:49] Akito
    I don't think so.
[18:54] Mana
    Mittsun...
[18:56] Mana
    Run.
[18:59] Mana
    Mi... Mittsun... You're my...
[19:08] Kazuya
    Woven Legs!
[19:15] Kiriha
    This is bad! She's even more powerful now!
[19:18] Mana
    Please...
[19:20] Mana
    I can't control it...
[19:22] Mana
    I don't want to hurt Mittsun.
[19:25] Mana
    You have to kill me!
[19:27] Mitsu
    Manana!
[19:28] Mitsu
    Please, save her!
[19:31] Kazuya
    Kiriha-san!
[19:32] Kiriha
    We've got no choice!
[19:34] Kiriha
    I'm not about to ignore the
    pleas of a pair of dear friends!
SIGN    Divine Possession
SIGN    Divine Possession
[19:42] Sign/Kazuya
    Divine Possession!
[19:52] Kazuya
    Power Obi: Hand Blade!
[19:57] Kiriha
    Shoes are counted together as one pair.
[19:59] Kiriha
    Destroy one, and sure enough...
[20:09] Mitsu
    Manana!
[20:10] Mana
    Mittsun?
[20:14] Mitsu
    Manana!
[20:20] Shirou
    I never would've guessed Manaka-san
    was the one behind the amasogi.
[20:27] Kiriha
    What is it?
[20:32] Mana
    Hello there.
[20:33] Kazuya
    M-Manaka-san...
[20:36] Mana
    Not long after I got home,
    I suddenly couldn't walk.
[20:40] Mana
    It took a while for me to calm down.
[20:43] Kazuya
    It's because I couldn't fix this
    without destroying the amasogi...
[20:46] Mana
    No.
[20:48] Mana
    I'm just paying for the trouble I caused.
[20:50] Mana
    If anything, I'm grateful to you.
[20:51] Chisato
    What happened with Mizushima-san?
[20:56] Mana
    She's right behind me!
[21:04] Mitsu
    I was surprised, too.
[21:06] Mitsu
    It looks like the amasogi was slowing down
    more than just how fast I could run.
[21:12] Mitsu
    Thanks for loaning me a uniform, Manana.
[21:14] Mana
    Well, you can't wear
    your old one anymore!
[21:18] Shirou
    Mizushima-san.
[21:20] Mitsu
    Shirou-kun?
[21:22] Shirou
    Would you be willing to
    go out with me again?!
[21:24] Mitsu
    Sorry.
[21:26] ---
    Augh!
[21:27] Kazuya
    Don't "Augh!" Shirou!
[21:29] Chisato
    You never learn!
[21:30] Mana
    He's certainly brave...
[21:30] Shirou
    I sure don't!
[21:31] Kazuya
    Maybe you should!
[21:32] Chisato
    Stop trying to spin this!
[21:34] Chisato
    Goodness gracious...
[21:35] Kazuya
    Seriously, Shirou.
[21:36] ---
    Are you even listening?
[21:38] Kiriha
    Still... the timing of how
    she lost control like that...
[21:43] Kiriha
    hardly seems like a coincidence.
[21:45] Kiriha
    What, exactly, is going on here?
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[23:20] Kazuya
    It's our daily life,
    but a little bit different...
[23:22] Kazuya
    Because now I'm a girl,
    and Kiriha-san's a guy?!
[23:25] Kazuya
    What threat awaits us when we
    enter this gender-swapped world
[23:28] Kazuya
    to figure out what's going on?
[23:30] ---
    Next time on Tsugu Tsugumomo,
    Chapter 4: "Swapped!"
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