# E3 - Shirou-kun's Big Day!
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***SIGN*** Hakusan Shrine
**[00:15] Kokuyou**
Thank you for your efforts, Kukuri-sama.
**[00:17] Kukuri**
Kokuyou!
**[00:19] Kokuyou**
I've brought you a kettle
with something to drink.
**[00:21] Kukuri**
Seriously?! Lemme drink some of...
**[00:25] ---**
Eh?
**[00:26] Kokuyou**
Kukuri-sama!
**[00:31] Kazuya**
I had no idea that happened!
**[00:32] Kiriha**
I suspected something was amiss.
***SIGN*** Tickle Punishment
***SIGN*** Tickle Punishment
**[00:35] Kiriha**
So I tickled her until she confessed.
**[00:36] Kazuya**
So what do we do?
**[00:38] Kiriha**
We remain calm.
**[00:40] Kiriha**
Keeping abreast of the town's malison
levels is one of Kukuri's duties.
**[00:44] Kiriha**
And if you focus on your
malison cleansing duties,
**[00:46] Kiriha**
it will take some of that burden off her.
**[00:51] Teacher**
Set...
**[00:58] Teacher**
Hey, Mizushima.
**[01:01] Teacher**
Mizushima!
**[01:04] Teacher**
What's up with you?
Your time improved again!
**[01:08] Teacher**
Where've you been
keeping all this speed?
**[01:11] Mitsu**
Th-Thank you.
***SIGN*** Mizushima Mitsuri
**[01:14] Teacher**
Aw, come on, aren't you happy about it?
**[01:16] Mana**
Hey!
***SIGN*** Manaka Mana
**[01:19] Mana**
You can't single Mittsun out like that!
**[01:22] Mana**
Regardless, you did great, Mittsun!
**[01:25] Mana**
Looks like you've got me beat
at the 100-meter now.
**[01:28] Mitsu**
Thanks, Manana!
**[01:30] Mitsu**
*You've always been my goal.*
**[01:33] Mitsu**
*You help keep me motivated!*
***SIGN*** Tsukumo-possession.
***SIGN*** A state in which a tsukumogami takes control of its wielder.
***SIGN*** Can result in a temporary burst of incredible power.
***SIGN*** Tsugumomo
***SIGN*** Tsugu
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 10 -10 l 10 0
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 10 -10 l 10 0
***SIGN*** Chapter 3
***SIGN*** Shirou-kun's Big Day!
**[03:28] Kazuya**
"Shirou-kun's Big Day!"
**[03:30] Sign**
Troubleshooters'
Office
**[03:33] Kiriha**
Now, then...
**[03:35] Kiriha**
We'll have to sort through
everyone's concerns
**[03:37] Kiriha**
to see if we can find any
signs of aberration trouble.
**[03:42] Kazuya**
"My mother says I can't
have any dirty books."
**[03:44] Osamu**
Breaking that taboo by enjoying
them in secret is half of the fun.
**[03:48] Kazuya**
"I have trouble with probabilities
and simultaneous equations​."
**[03:50] Chihaya**
Always review what you've learned,
and do practice drills!
**[03:53] Kazuya**
"My best friend is better than
me at everything, and it's hard."
**[03:55] Kiriha**
None but you can determine your own worth!
**[03:58] Kiriha**
Anything else?
**[03:59] Osamu**
I'm seeing a lot of
Shiramine-related submissions.
**[04:03] Osamu**
"He won't take no for an answer."
"He's a pain."
**[04:05] Osamu**
"He tries to flirt with
anyone remotely feminine."
**[04:07] Shirou**
Whoa, whoa, talk about rude!
**[04:09] Shirou**
I'm not hitting on just anybody!
**[04:12] Shirou**
I only go after the ones with big boobs.
**[04:16] Chisato**
You lascivious, lewd lecher!
**[04:18] Chisato**
The majority of our requests
seem to be about you!
**[04:22] Chisato**
Justice is served.
**[04:24] ---**
For pity's sake...
***SIGN*** 6
**[04:25] ---**
Romance advice:
**[04:25] ---**
2
**[04:25] ---**
Shiramine Shirou:
**[04:25] ---**
Advertisements:
**[04:25] ---**
1
**[04:25] ---**
Trivia:
**[04:25] ---**
1
***SIGN*** Schoolwork trouble:
**[04:26] Kiriha**
Doesn't seem like there's
anything supernatural afoot.
**[04:29] Kiriha**
We'll leave it at that, then.
**[04:31] Shirou**
Oh, crap! I've got places to be!
**[04:34] Shirou**
I sent Manaka Mana-san from the track team
**[04:37] Shirou**
a love letter and asked her
to meet me on the roof!
**[04:40] Kazuya**
Another girl?
**[04:41] Shirou**
She's pretty, and busty,
and friendly, and busty,
**[04:45] ---**
Shirou-kun...
**[04:45] Shirou**
and a great runner, and seriously busty!
**[04:47] Shirou**
She's my whole world right now!
**[04:49] Shirou**
See ya!
**[04:52] Chisato**
Would it kill you to learn?!
**[04:58] Shirou**
My beloved Manaka-san...
**[05:00] Shirou**
Today, I'm finally gonna get a girlfriend!
**[05:03] Shirou**
Sorry, were you waiting long?
**[05:08] Shirou**
Huh?
**[05:09] Mitsu**
Y-You're the one who sent me this, right?
**[05:14] Mitsu**
There was no sender on it, so I
thought it might be a prank...
***SIGN*** Class Roster
***SIGN*** Ayukawa Akina
***SIGN*** Andou Akihiko
***SIGN*** Ishikawa Ichirou
**[05:19] Shirou**
* According to my database of*
* girls who attend Kamioka East...*
***SIGN*** Hashimoto Michio
***SIGN*** Manaka Mana
***SIGN*** Mishima Mitsuo
***SIGN*** Mizushima Mitsuri
**[05:21] Shirou**
*This girl is Mizushima Mitsuri!*
**[05:23] Shirou**
*Her number on the roster is 22!*
***SIGN*** Manaka Mana
***SIGN*** Mizushima Mitsuri
**[05:32] Mitsu**
S-So are you serious about this letter?
**[05:35] Mitsu**
About liking me and...
wanting to go out with me?
**[05:38] Mitsu**
Even though Manana...
There's a girl in my class, Manaka-san,
**[05:42] Mitsu**
who's prettier and has
a great personality...
**[05:45] Mitsu**
Compared to her, I'm just a pebble...
**[05:48] Shirou**
Th-That's not true at all!
**[05:50] Shirou**
In terms of cuteness, I'd say you're
possibly even better than Manaka-san.
**[05:55] Shirou**
A-Anyway, about the letter...
**[05:56] Mitsu**
*Cute?*
**[05:57] Shirou**
I-It turns out I, uh, I actually
didn't realize that was your...
**[05:58] Mitsu**
*H-He thinks I'm cuter than Manana?*
**[06:03] Shirou**
You listening?
**[06:04] Mitsu**
Huh? Ah... O-Okay!
**[06:07] Mitsu**
I'd be glad to go out with
you, if you'll have me!
**[06:11] Mitsu**
Bye!
**[06:12] Shirou**
Wha?!
**[06:17] Shirou**
What now?
***SIGN*** Mizushima Household
***SIGN*** Mizushima Household
**[06:23] MItsu**
Amazing... This is amazing, Mitsu!
**[06:26] MItsu**
I managed to beat Manana
at the 100-meter dash,
**[06:28] MItsu**
and now a guy said that
I'm cuter than her!
**[06:32] MItsu**
*I'm winning?*
**[06:34] MItsu**
*I've got her beat!*
**[06:36] MItsu**
I'm finally better at
something than Manana!
***SIGN*** The Next Day
***SIGN*** The Next Day
**[06:43] Guys**
Wh-What the hell?!
**[06:46] Guys**
Impossible!
**[06:47] Guys**
The guy who misses every shot he takes...
**[06:50] Guys**
Shiramine Shirou has a girlfriend now?!
**[06:53] Shirou**
Uh, Mizushima-san, maybe we
should be less obvious...
**[06:59] Mitsu**
Call me Mitsuri.
**[07:00] Mitsu**
We *are* going out now.
**[07:04] Kiriha**
To think any girl would want to date Shirou...
**[07:07] Kazuya**
Wasn't he supposed to be
confessing to a different girl?
**[07:10] Chisato**
He's incorrigible!
**[07:12] Osamu**
I need to ask for detailed reports on his
first date, first kiss, and first experience.
**[07:17] Crowd**
Shiramine-kun is totally
going to cheat on her.
**[07:20] Crowd**
Mizushima's in for a bad time.
**[07:26] Mitsu**
Manana!
**[07:27] Mana**
You should break up right now.
**[07:32] Mitsu**
I-It's none of your business, Manana!
**[07:35] Mitsu**
He's my boyfriend.
**[07:37] Mana**
It is my business! I'm your friend, aren't I?
**[07:39] Mana**
This guy tries to get with
every girl he lays eyes on.
**[07:43] Mana**
You shouldn't do this.
**[07:44] Mitsu**
That's not true!
**[07:46] Mitsu**
Shirou-kun wrote about how
he liked me in a letter!
**[07:49] Mitsu**
He said I'm cute!
**[07:51] Mana**
I'm trying to tell you that
he says that to *every* girl!
**[07:54] Mana**
Open your eyes!
**[07:56] Mana**
I'm worried about you, Mittsun.
**[07:58] Mana**
Y-You say that...
**[08:00] Mana**
but you're just jealous that
I got a boyfriend before you!
**[08:05] Mana**
That has to be it! Because you've
always looked down on me!
**[08:10] Mana**
You're just jealous!
**[08:12] Mana**
Mittsun...
**[08:15] Mana**
Fine, then!
**[08:16] Mana**
Do what you want.
**[08:25] Mitsu**
Hey, I made some cookies for you.
**[08:29] Shirou**
O-Okay...
**[08:32] Mitsu**
Are they good?
**[08:35] Shirou**
Listen...
**[08:36] Mitsu**
Thank you, Shirou-kun.
**[08:40] Mitsu**
See, I've always looked up to Manana.
**[08:45] Mitsu**
She's cute... and pretty... and tall...
**[08:49] Mitsu**
She's a fast runner... and she's smart.
**[08:52] Mitsu**
Even her personality is great.
**[08:54] Mitsu**
But I finally outdid her!
I beat her best time.
**[09:01] Mitsu**
And not just that, but you said I was cuter!
**[09:06] Mitsu**
So I'm really happy right now.
**[09:12] Shirou**
I...
**[09:14] Shirou**
I've put myself out there to a lot of girls.
**[09:16] Shirou**
Basically every one that was my type.
**[09:19] Shirou**
I realize it's given me a bad reputation,
**[09:21] Shirou**
and it's part of the reason
I'm not very popular...
**[09:24] Shirou**
But I don't let it bother me.
I don't get nervous because of it.
**[09:27] Shirou**
Because I still like who I am.
**[09:32] Shirou**
But you've been measuring
yourself against someone else.
**[09:36] Shirou**
You might be happy right now,
but that'll only be temporary.
**[09:41] Shirou**
You need to decide what
you're worth for yourself.
**[09:46] Shirou**
And...
**[09:48] Shirou**
That love letter...
**[09:51] Shirou**
I meant to put it in
Manaka-san's shoe box.
**[09:55] Shirou**
I'm sorry.
**[09:59] Mitsu**
How could you?
**[10:01] Mitsu**
I finally...
**[10:04] Mitsu**
I finally beat her...
**[10:07] Mitsu**
You liar! You said I was cute!
**[10:10] Shirou**
H-Hang on a sec!
I wasn't lying about that—
**[10:10] Mitsu**
Liar, liar, liar!
**[10:24] Shirou**
* That's the thing that goes*
* off around aberrations...*
**[10:29] Shirou**
*Is there an amasogi in her bag?!*
***SIGN*** Tsugu
***SIGN*** Tsugumomo
**[10:34] Mitsu**
*Tsugu Tsugumomo*!
***SIGN*** Tsugu
***SIGN*** Tsugumomo
**[10:39] Mitsu**
*Tsugu Tsugumomo*.
**[10:46] Shirou**
Mizushima-san.
**[10:48] Shirou**
Have you come across anything
with strange powers that
**[10:52] Shirou**
you've been using lately?
**[10:54] Mitsu**
Strange?
**[10:57] Mitsu**
N-No! I haven't.
**[10:59] Mitsu**
That's a weird question, Shirou-kun.
**[11:03] Shirou**
So you have...
**[11:05] Shirou**
Whatever it is, it's probably
an amasogi, and it's dangerous.
**[11:09] Shirou**
You really need to destroy it
before something bad happens.
**[11:13] Shirou**
Besides, anything you get from it
isn't going to be worth the trouble.
**[11:17] Shirou**
It'll be an illusion, and a temporary one at that.
**[11:21] Mitsu**
N-No...
**[11:22] Mitsu**
You're wrong! You have to be!
**[11:24] Mitsu**
I finally found something to be proud of!
**[11:26] Mitsu**
It can't be an illusion!
**[11:28] Shirou**
Mizushima-san!
**[11:30] Sign**
Troubleshooters'
Office
**[11:31] Kiriha**
Say what?!
**[11:33] Kiriha**
The girl has an amasogi?
**[11:35] Shirou**
Y-Yeah...
**[11:37] Osamu**
"My best friend is better than
me at everything, and it's hard."
**[11:41] Osamu**
One of the notes we received
was from Mizushima-san.
**[11:45] Kiriha**
Where's she gone, then?
And what was the amasogi?
**[11:49] Shirou**
Well, she ran off before I could check...
**[11:54] Kiriha**
We need to find her as soon as possible!
**[11:57] Shirou**
I-Is this really that bad?
**[11:58] Kiriha**
It's worse!
**[12:01] Kiriha**
The amasogi that Nanako
created nearly killed her...
**[12:05] Kiriha**
This girl has lost
**[12:07] Kiriha**
the long-desired sense of affirmation
that the amasogi gave her.
**[12:12] Kiriha**
I hope she won't get
any weird ideas, but...
**[12:14] Kazuya**
We'd better stop her, fast!
**[12:17] Sign**
Manaka
**[12:20] Kazuya**
Wait!
**[12:22] Kiriha**
You actually showed up.
**[12:24] Kazuya**
Please snap out of it,
**[12:26] Kazuya**
Mizushima Mitsuri-san!
**[12:29] Kazuya**
You were so distraught at your best friend,
Manaka Mana-san, always outdoing you...
**[12:34] Kazuya**
And thanks to the amasogi,
you were finally able to beat her.
**[12:38] Kazuya**
But when Shirou found out the truth,
**[12:42] Kazuya**
you were so frightened of losing
the sense of triumph it gave you
**[12:46] Kazuya**
that you came here to kill Manaka-san!
**[12:54] Mitsu**
Me, kill Manana?
**[12:56] Mitsu**
What the heck?!
**[12:58] Mitsu**
I could never do that.
She's my best friend.
**[13:02] Kazuya**
Huh?
**[13:04] Kiriha**
You're completely off the mark!
Some detective you are!
**[13:07] Kazuya**
You're the one who said
she'd get a weird idea!
**[13:11] Mana**
Hey! Why are you all making
a fuss outside my house?
**[13:15] Mitsu**
Manana!
**[13:16] Mana**
Did you need something?
It's kind of late.
**[13:21] Mitsu**
Well... I wanted to return these to you.
**[13:29] Kazuya**
Shoes?
**[13:30] Mitsu**
I was really happy when
you gave me these shoes.
**[13:36] Mitsu**
So I practiced every day with them on.
**[13:39] Mitsu**
But that was when my times
stopped improving...
**[13:44] Mitsu**
And I figured I just didn't
have any potential.
**[13:48] Mitsu**
But then,
**[13:49] Mitsu**
the shoes got caught on a corner and
tore, so I had my mom fix them.
**[13:55] Mitsu**
In the meantime, I bought and
wore another pair just like them,
**[13:58] Mitsu**
so you wouldn't notice.
**[14:01] Mitsu**
And then I suddenly felt a lot lighter.
**[14:04] Mitsu**
My times started improving drastically.
**[14:07] Mitsu**
That was when Shirou-kun told me about
these strange tools called amasogi.
**[14:15] Mitsu**
My new times were because of an amasogi...
**[14:20] Mitsu**
I thought that was the case... but I was wrong.
**[14:23] Mitsu**
The replacement shoes
weren't the ones in my bag.
**[14:28] Mitsu**
It was the shoes you gave me, Manana!
**[14:33] Mitsu**
I didn't suddenly get faster!
I was being slowed down before!
**[14:38] Mitsu**
Why...
**[14:39] Mitsu**
Why did you do this to me?!
**[14:43] Mana**
Do you remember when we first met?
**[14:48] Mana**
I was short, and totally ordinary.
**[14:51] Mana**
You were the center of attention...
**[14:54] Mana**
I looked up to you... No, I loved you.
**[15:00] Mana**
That's why I tried to get
good at sprints, like you...
**[15:04] Mana**
and started acting more cheerful, like you.
**[15:07] Mana**
I even did my hair the same way.
**[15:09] Mana**
And then you became my friend!
**[15:13] Mana**
One day, you started to say I was your goal.
**[15:17] Mana**
I thought, if I could get out in front of you,
**[15:19] Mana**
maybe you'd start to like me in the same way...
**[15:22] Mana**
So I had to always be better than you.
**[15:27] Mana**
But then...
**[15:28] Mana**
You gradually began to catch up to me.
**[15:31] Mana**
I knew I wouldn't be able to
stay as your goal for long...
**[15:36] Mana**
And that was when I found those shoes.
**[15:42] Mana**
It's true. Your times weren't
improving because of these shoes...
**[15:46] Mana**
Because of me.
**[15:48] Mana**
And now it's all over...
You'll never fall in love with me now.
**[15:53] Mana**
You probably even hate me.
**[15:56] Mitsu**
Manana...
**[15:58] Mana**
You'll never be mine.
**[16:00] Mana**
And if you won't be mine...
**[16:08] Kiriha**
That was too close!
**[16:11] Mana**
Stay out of this.
**[16:14] Kiriha**
Well, this one's certainly out for blood!
**[16:16] Kiriha**
Grab the girl and let's escape!
**[16:18] Kazuya**
Obi Wheels!
**[16:32] Kiriha**
She's catching up!
**[16:34] Kiriha**
We need to face her somewhere
no one else will get involved!
**[16:36] Kazuya**
Right!
**[16:41] Mitsu**
Hey, what's going on?!
**[16:43] Kazuya**
The explanation will have to wait.
**[16:44] Kiriha**
Incoming!
**[16:46] Kazuya**
Shield Weave!
**[16:52] Kiriha**
Pull back! The shield's not going to hold!
**[17:02] Kiriha**
We might've chosen our
battleground poorly...
**[17:06] Kazuya**
Kiriha-san, let's use Divine Possession!
**[17:09] Kiriha**
No! That's our last resort!
**[17:11] Kiriha**
Don't be so quick to rely on it!
**[17:18] Kiriha**
Our defenses can't hold!
Destroy the shoes!
**[17:21] Kazuya**
But... the atonement!
**[17:23] Kiriha**
That shouldn't be your
concern right now!
**[17:26] Mitsu**
Manana...
**[17:28] (Flashback) Mana**
And if you won't be mine...
**[17:32] Kazuya**
Archery Weave!
**[17:42] Mitsu**
Manana!
**[17:43] Kazuya**
Stay back!
**[17:59] Mana**
M-Mittsun?
**[18:02] Mitsu**
Why? Why did you give up so easily?!
**[18:05] Mitsu**
Even if I got mad, you could still apologize!
**[18:08] Mitsu**
You could've worked hard so
that I'd fall for you someday!
**[18:12] Mitsu**
Why won't you be the Manana
who's my best friend again?
**[18:18] Mana**
I... was so terrible to you...
I was betraying you this whole time...
**[18:23] Mana**
But you're willing to forgive me?
**[18:27] Mitsu**
Because I wouldn't be who
I am now without you.
**[18:34] Mana**
Mittsun...
**[18:35] Mitsu**
But just so you know,
I don't like girls that way!
**[18:39] Mitsu**
So don't get the wrong idea!
**[18:42] Kazuya**
I wasn't sure how it was
going to turn out, but...
**[18:44] Kiriha**
Now she just needs to destroy the shoes
herself, and the matter will be settled.
**[18:49] Akito**
I don't think so.
**[18:54] Mana**
Mittsun...
**[18:56] Mana**
Run.
**[18:59] Mana**
Mi... Mittsun... You're my...
**[19:08] Kazuya**
Woven Legs!
**[19:15] Kiriha**
This is bad! She's even more powerful now!
**[19:18] Mana**
Please...
**[19:20] Mana**
I can't control it...
**[19:22] Mana**
I don't want to hurt Mittsun.
**[19:25] Mana**
You have to kill me!
**[19:27] Mitsu**
Manana!
**[19:28] Mitsu**
Please, save her!
**[19:31] Kazuya**
Kiriha-san!
**[19:32] Kiriha**
We've got no choice!
**[19:34] Kiriha**
I'm not about to ignore the
pleas of a pair of dear friends!
***SIGN*** Divine Possession
***SIGN*** Divine Possession
**[19:42] Sign/Kazuya**
Divine Possession!
**[19:52] Kazuya**
Power Obi: Hand Blade!
**[19:57] Kiriha**
Shoes are counted together as one pair.
**[19:59] Kiriha**
Destroy one, and sure enough...
**[20:09] Mitsu**
Manana!
**[20:10] Mana**
Mittsun?
**[20:14] Mitsu**
Manana!
**[20:20] Shirou**
I never would've guessed Manaka-san
was the one behind the amasogi.
**[20:27] Kiriha**
What is it?
**[20:32] Mana**
Hello there.
**[20:33] Kazuya**
M-Manaka-san...
**[20:36] Mana**
Not long after I got home,
I suddenly couldn't walk.
**[20:40] Mana**
It took a while for me to calm down.
**[20:43] Kazuya**
It's because I couldn't fix this
without destroying the amasogi...
**[20:46] Mana**
No.
**[20:48] Mana**
I'm just paying for the trouble I caused.
**[20:50] Mana**
If anything, I'm grateful to you.
**[20:51] Chisato**
What happened with Mizushima-san?
**[20:56] Mana**
She's right behind me!
**[21:04] Mitsu**
I was surprised, too.
**[21:06] Mitsu**
It looks like the amasogi was slowing down
more than just how fast I could run.
**[21:12] Mitsu**
Thanks for loaning me a uniform, Manana.
**[21:14] Mana**
Well, you can't wear
your old one anymore!
**[21:18] Shirou**
Mizushima-san.
**[21:20] Mitsu**
Shirou-kun?
**[21:22] Shirou**
Would you be willing to
go out with me again?!
**[21:24] Mitsu**
Sorry.
**[21:26] ---**
Augh!
**[21:27] Kazuya**
Don't "Augh!" Shirou!
**[21:29] Chisato**
You never learn!
**[21:30] Mana**
He's certainly brave...
**[21:30] Shirou**
I sure don't!
**[21:31] Kazuya**
Maybe you should!
**[21:32] Chisato**
Stop trying to spin this!
**[21:34] Chisato**
Goodness gracious...
**[21:35] Kazuya**
Seriously, Shirou.
**[21:36] ---**
Are you even listening?
**[21:38] Kiriha**
* Still... the timing of how*
* she lost control like that...*
**[21:43] Kiriha**
*hardly seems like a coincidence.*
**[21:45] Kiriha**
*What, exactly, is going on here?*
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**[23:20] Kazuya**
It's our daily life,
but a little bit different...
**[23:22] Kazuya**
Because now I'm a girl,
and Kiriha-san's a guy?!
**[23:25] Kazuya**
What threat awaits us when we
enter this gender-swapped world
**[23:28] Kazuya**
to figure out what's going on?
**[23:30] ---**
Next time on *Tsugu Tsugumomo*,
Chapter 4: "Swapped!"
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**[23:32] ---**
Don't miss it!
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