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SIGN    My Dear Tsukumogami
[00:08] Kazuya
    My name is Kagami Kazuya,
    and I live with a particular girl.
[00:13] Kazuya
    Kiriha-san, it's morning.
[00:17] Kazuya
    Her name is Kiriha-san, and
    she's an obi sash tsukumogami.
[00:21] Kazuya
    Wake up, Kiriha-san.
[00:24] Kazuya
    Come on!
[00:28] Kazuya
    You're naked again?!
[00:31] Kazuya
    Two out of three times,
    Kiriha-san will be naked in the morning.
[00:36] Kazuya
    Get dressed already!
[00:39] Kiriha
    Kazuya...
[00:44] Kiriha
    Put my underwear on me!
[00:47] Kazuya
    Again?!
[00:52] Kazuya
    Come on, raise your hips.
[00:59] Kazuya
    Okay, sit up.
[01:06] Kazuya
    Good grief...
[01:11] Kazuya
    Hey, Kiriha-san! Wake up already!
[01:16] Kazuya
    And you buttoned your shirt wrong again!
[01:21] Kiriha
    Fix it for me.
[01:23] Kazuya
    You need to get your act together.
[01:25] Kazuya
    It takes a lot of effort
[01:26] Kazuya
    to combat my baser instincts while
    getting her dressed every morning.
[01:31] Kazuya
    That is quite the view...
[01:33] Kazuya
    No, no, I can't!
[01:41] Students
    Huh? Is she a transfer student?
[01:41] Kiriha
    At school, she does manage
    to look pretty sharp.
[01:46] Teacher
    Therefore,
[01:47] Teacher
    the area of this parallelogram
[01:50] Teacher
    would be two times that of this triangle,
[01:53] Teacher
    and by multiplying base by height...
[01:56] Teacher
    And based on that,
[01:58] Teacher
    we refer to the intersection of
    these two lines on the graph as "a."
[02:09] Kiriha
    Kazuya! You're not eating?
[02:11] Kiriha
    Give me yours, then!
[02:14] Kazuya
    Honestly...
[02:16] Kiriha
    The rolled omelet, too!
[02:17] Kazuya
    Really? You're not shy, are you?
[02:20] Kiriha
    Quickly, now!
[02:21] Kazuya
    Avoiding attention is... difficult.
[02:22] Kazuya
    Then there won't be any for me.
SIGN    After School
SIGN    After School
[02:27] Kiriha
    Sugary, sugary! Oh, how sweet it is!
[02:33] Kazuya
    I can't lower my guard on the
    way back from school, either.
[02:38] Sign
    Sweets Shop Kanmi
[02:38] Sign
    Today's
    special:
    pudding!
[02:39] Kiriha
    Pudding!
[02:40] Kazuya
    I'm managing our allowances, and...
[02:44] Kiriha
    Come on, Kazuya! It's apparently Pudding Day!
[02:47] Kiriha
    It's the perfect occasion to indulge, isn't it?
[02:50] Kazuya
    It isn't at all! You've already
    spent too much this month.
[02:53] Kazuya
    I need to act like a proper tsukumogami
    master sometimes and be firm!
[02:59] Kazuya
    Okay, okay, fine!
[03:02] Crowd
    What's up with that?
[03:03] Crowd
    Good question.
[03:04] Kazuya
    Or at least... I try to.
[03:14] Kazuya
    In the end, I usually end up paying anyway.
[03:17] Kazuya
    This means I have to refrain from
    buying the things I want instead.
[03:22] Kiriha
    Kazuya!
[03:23] Kazuya
    But...
[03:25] Kiriha
    Go on! It's good.
[03:34] Kiriha
    Well?
[03:35] Kazuya
    Yeah, it really is good.
[03:36] Kiriha
    As I said!
[03:38] Kazuya
    I do like seeing Kiriha-san
    in a good mood, though.
[03:46] Kazuya
    Once I'm back in my room,
    I can finally relax. Or so I think...
[03:56] Kazuya
    Kiriha-san's casual wear is... very casual.
[04:01] Kazuya
    You might say it's better than her
    being nude, but I'm not so sure...
[04:05] Kazuya
    given the way it casually
    rouses my inner beast.
[04:10] Kazuya
    And then...
[04:12] Kazuya
    Once a day, my greatest trial awaits.
[04:17] Kazuya
    Bath time...
[04:20] Kazuya
    When Kiriha-san takes her bath,
    she always drags me along with her.
[04:26] Kazuya
    Why start with the bottom?!
[04:30] Kazuya
    So good!
[04:32] Kazuya
    You're leaving them on the floor again?
[04:35] Kazuya
    There's something visceral about
    the lingering body heat...
[04:38] Kiriha
    What's keeping you?
[04:40] Kiriha
    Get in here already.
[04:42] Kiriha
    And she never even tries to cover up!
[04:45] Kiriha
    What's that?
[04:47] Kiriha
    Already standing at attention?
[04:50] Kazuya
    S-Stop it!
[04:52] Kiriha
    There, there, there, there!
[05:00] Kiriha
    That was no small amount.
[05:03] Kazuya
    Lately, I feel like I'm not
    lasting as long as I used to....
[05:07] Kazuya
    Huh?
[05:08] Kiriha
    What is it?
[05:09] Kazuya
    I just realized the sponge isn't there...
[05:12] Kazuya
    I'll go grab a towel.
[05:14] Kiriha
    Why not just use your hands?
[05:18] Kiriha
    My bare hands?!
[05:22] Kiriha
    O-Okay... here I come.
[05:29] Kiriha
    Rubbing her body like this
[05:32] Kiriha
    makes me all the more conscious of
    Kiriha-san's petite, supple body,
[05:37] Kiriha
    whether I want to be or not.
[05:44] Kiriha
    I-I don't know if I should...
[05:46] Kiriha
    What's the issue? Get a move on.
[05:50] Kazuya
    O-Okay!
[05:55] Kazuya
    S-So soft!
[05:58] Kazuya
    They're not massive,
    but they're so squishy...
[06:01] Kazuya
    Like marshmallows!
[06:05] Kiriha
    That's enough with the chest.
[06:07] Kazuya
    Sorry! I spaced out.
[06:09] Kazuya
    I'll rinse you off now.
[06:12] Kazuya
    Why? You're not finished yet.
[06:16] Kazuya
    There, too?!
[06:18] Kazuya
    Here I go...
[06:37] Kazuya
    Did she just—
[06:45] Kazuya
    For the first time, I feel like
    I've gotten some retaliation.
[06:51] Kiriha
    Don't get full of yourself.
[06:52] Kazuya
    Whatever do you mean?
[06:59] Kazuya
    This is my second defeat in
    the course of five minutes...
[07:04] Kiriha
    Kazuya!
[07:07] Kiriha
    Let's get to sleep.
[07:09] Kazuya
    Right...
[07:14] Kazuya
    I managed to make it through
    another day, somehow.
[07:18] Kazuya
    Totally audacious, without a shred of shame...
[07:21] Kazuya
    Completely free-spirited, and one of a kind.
[07:25] Kazuya
    Every day with Kiriha-san is full of trouble.
[07:31] Kazuya
    It's hard to restrain myself, but still...
[07:34] Kazuya
    I don't want to ruin the way
    our relationship is now.
[07:41] Kazuya
    I hope things stay this way forever.
[07:43] Kiriha
    Stop that, Kazuya...
[07:46] Kiriha
    That's not going to fit in there.
[07:48] Kazuya
    What're you dreaming about?!
[07:51] Kazuya
    I honestly wish these days would never end.
SIGN    Tsugumomo
[07:58] Kiriha
    Tsugumomo!
[08:02] Kazuya
    Through a series of events,
[08:04] Kazuya
    the Kagami household is now hosting
    our local goddess and her priestess.
[08:09] Kukuri
    Ow, hot!
[08:16] Kiriha
    Hey, Kazuya!
SIGN    Kiriha, who has shrunk
     after said series of events

SIGN    Kiriha, who has shrunk
     after said series of events
[08:20] ---
    Let's go to the bathhouse.
[08:21] Kazuya
    Huh? Uh, okay.
SIGN    At the Bathhouse
[08:23] Bathhouse sign
    Capybara Bathhouse
[08:26] Kiriha
    Nyah! No underpants for you!
[08:30] Kukuri
    Cut that out, Kiriha!
[08:35] Chisato
    Hey! You could hurt yourself running around.
[08:38] Kiriha
    Oh, Chisato! You're here, too?
[08:41] Chisato
    Kiriha-san? What a coincidence.
[08:45] Kukuri
    Hey, if it ain't Chisato!
[08:53] Kukuri
    What's wrong?
[08:54] Chisato
    Uh, nothing...
[08:59] Kiriha
    Last one in's a rotten egg!
[09:08] Chisato
    See? I tried to warn you.
[09:11] Kiriha
    Damn you!
[09:21] Kukuri
    What was that for?!
[09:24] Kukuri
    Cut it out!
[09:25] Chisato
    Honestly...
[09:29] Chisato
    If Kiriha-san and the others are here...
[09:33] Chisato
    Is Kazuya-kun with them?
[09:42] Kukuri
    Yeah! I'm first in!
[09:46] Kiriha
    I have you now!
SIGN    One Thousand Years of Death
[09:52] Sign/Kiriha
    One Thousand Years of Death!
[09:57] Chisato
    What happened?!
[09:59] Kiriha
    Oh, nothing! She just took a bit of a spill.
[10:04] Kukuri
    Chew on that!
SIGN    Fist of the Water God Secret Technique:
    Watery Grave
[10:07] Kiriha
    What was that for, you poverty goddess?!
[10:08] Kukuri
    Shut yer yap, you rag youkai!
[10:17] Chisato
    Will you two start behaving now?
[10:33] Chisato
    Put some clothes on!
[10:39] Sign
    Porakitan Hemorrhoid Cream
[10:44] Kiriha
    Damn you, Kukuri! This calls for
    four-fingered impalement next time!
SIGN    Tsugumomo
[10:53] Chisato
    Tsugumomo!
SIGN    My Dear Master
[10:56] Sunao
    Hey! What are you standing around for?
[10:59] Sunao
    You're my property, aren't you?
[11:02] Sunao
    So you should wash my back!
[11:04] Kotetsu
    B-But...
[11:07] Sunao
    But what?
[11:08] Kotetsu
    Tsukumogami or not, I am a boy...
[11:11] Kotetsu
    And... bathing with a girl seems like...
[11:14] Sunao
    Would you quit yapping?
[11:16] Sunao
    Act like a man!
[11:20] Sunao
    Pathetic. You need to get your
    act together, like my brother.
[11:26] Sunao
    Hey...
[11:27] Sunao
    Yours seems kind of weird.
[11:30] Sunao
    If I remember right, my brother's was more...
[11:33] Kotetsu
    Wait—
[11:34] Sunao
    Like this!
[11:36] Kotetsu
    And Sunao-sama didn't stop there...
[11:38] Sunao
    Kotetsu, do my homework.
[11:41] Kotetsu
    She never stops issuing crazy demands...
[11:41] Sunao
    Kotetsu, give me your dorayaki.
[11:45] Sunao
    Kotetsu, you're the one who broke that vase.
[11:53] Kotetsu
    I surrender!
[11:54] Sunao
    Kotetsu, you are such a wimp.
[12:01] Kotetsu
    Sunao-sama?
[12:09] Kotetsu
    Sunao-sama...
[12:11] Kotetsu
    Your uniform is going to get all
    wrinkled if you sleep like that.
[12:17] Sunao
    Shut up.
[12:19] Sunao
    Take it off of me, then.
[12:22] Kotetsu
    But...
[12:23] Sunao
    I'm tired, okay? Hurry up.
[12:26] Kotetsu
    O-Okay. Then...
[12:35] Kotetsu
    Um, what should I do next?
[12:38] Sunao
    It's tight.
[12:40] Sunao
    Around my chest.
[12:41] Koetsu
    Oh, right.
[12:46] Koetsu
    Um...
[12:58] Koetsu
    P-Pardon me.
[13:11] Koetsu
    Um, Sunao-sama, you'll have
    to raise your rear end...
[13:28] Koetsu
    Sunao-sama!
[13:36] Sunao
    Brother...
[13:46] Kotetsu
    Sleep well.
SIGN    Tsugumomo
[13:55] Sunao
    Tsugumomo.
SIGN    Kokuyou's Gratitude
[14:02] Kazuya
    I don't often find myself
    alone with Kokuyou-san.
[14:06] Kazuya
    I wonder if I should say something...
[14:09] Kazuya
    But what should we talk about?
[14:12] Kokuyou
    Kazuya.
[14:14] Kokuyou
    Shall I give you a "boob job"?
[14:17] Kazuya
    A wh-wh-wh-what?!
[14:18] Floating sign
    Boob Job
[14:19] Kokuyou
    Boob job.
[14:22] Floating sign
    I am grateful to you.
    You've been quite kind to Kukuri-sama.
[14:27] Floating sign
    I've been thinking of a way
    to show you my gratitude...
[14:30] Floating sign
    However, I'm a crow that has transformed,
    so I have no idea what you might like.
[14:37] Floating sign
    If I were as adorable as Kukuri-sama,
[14:41] Floating sign
    I'm sure you would enjoy my company more...
[14:45] Floating sign
    But all I have to offer are
    these slovenly breasts.
[14:49] Kazuya
    That's not true!
[14:51] Kazuya
    You're pretty, with statuesque features,
[14:54] Kazuya
    and you're tall, like a model!
[14:56] Kazuya
    And having big boobs is a very good thing!
[14:59] Kazuya
    You're a very attractive lady, Kokuyou-san!
[15:03] Kazuya
    Although, it's kind of embarrassing
    to say all that to your face...
[15:08] Kokuyou
    I've never really been concerned
    about my appearance...
[15:11] Kokuyou
    But being praised for it isn't a bad feeling.
[15:16] Kokuyou
    Thank you.
[15:19] Kazuya
    It's no big deal...
[15:21] Kokuyou
    Now, then,
[15:22] Kokuyou
    since you find my appearance suitable...
[15:26] Kokuyou
    Let us begin.
[15:33] Kiriha
    Hey! We're back.
[15:34] Kukuri
    We're ho—
[15:37] Floating sign
    Boob Job
[15:37] Kukuri
    B-B-B-Boob job?!
[15:38] Kazuya
    No! Not yet!
[15:40] Kokuyou
    Would you care to join us, Kukuri-sama?
[15:44] Kukuri
    You know dang well that I can't!
[15:47] Kokuyou
    My apologies, then.
[15:51] Kukuri
    Quit laughing!
SIGN    Tsugumomo
[15:55] Kokyou
    Tsugumomo.
SIGN    The Last Stand
[16:00] Kiriha
    All right, out with it, Kazuya.
[16:03] Kukuri
    Yeah, Kazuyan. Let's empty that tank.
[16:08] Kiriha
    You need a better grip,
    or he'll miss his mark.
[16:11] Kukuri
    It's all squishy...
[16:13] Kiriha
    Come, now! Try a bit harder.
[16:15] Kukuri
    Ya gotta have a delicate touch, though.
[16:18] Kazuya
    Why is this happening to me?
SIGN    After the Battle Against Sunao
SIGN    After the Battle Against Sunao
[16:22] Kiriha
    A side effect of Divine Possession...
[16:25] Kiriha
    I didn't think he'd be this
    exhausted for so long.
[16:28] Kukuri
    You okay, Kazuyan? Does it hurt anywhere?
[16:31] Kazuya
    No, I'm okay. But...
[16:34] Kiriha
    What is it?
[16:35] Kukuri
    What's up? You can tell us anything!
[16:38] Kazuya
    I kinda... need to use the bathroom.
[16:42] Kukuri
    Come on, let's get that outta there.
[16:45] Kazuya
    This really isn't what I was asking for!
[16:48] Kiriha
    It doesn't usually take so long.
[16:50] Kiriha
    This is getting tiresome.
    I'll just wring it out of him.
[16:53] Kazuya
    Wait—
[16:54] Kazuya
    Hang on!
[16:56] Kukuri
    Battle mode!
[16:57] Kazuya
    No! That's not what I was trying to—
[17:03] Kukuri
    It almost got in my eyes!
[17:08] Kukuri
    We're out of options.
[17:09] Kukuri
    This calls for the last resort.
[17:12] Kazuya
    No! Anything but that!
[17:16] Kukuri
    Give it up, Kazuyan!
[17:18] Kukuri
    We ain't got any other choice!
[17:22] Kukuri
    That oughta do!
[17:23] Kiriha
    It suits you, Kazuya.
[17:27] Kazuya
    And so, yet again, I lost something
    that can never be recovered.
SIGN    Tsugumomo
[17:35] Kukuri
    Tsugumomo...
[17:40] ---
    "Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou naked?
    Please put on some clothes."
[17:41] Kazuya
    Kiriha-san likes to read with me.
[17:47] Kiriha
    This one's next!
[17:48] Kazuya
    Yeah, okay.
[17:50] Kazuya
    "You're quite the little masochist."
[17:52] Kazuya
    "You'll make a delicious meal for us."
[17:55] Kazuya
    "No, don't say that!"
[18:00] Kazuya
    Where'd you get this?
[18:02] Sign
    Succubus Spa
[18:03] Kazuya
    That's one less hiding spot for me, I guess!
[18:04] Sign
    Special Edition
    Carnivorous Busty Beauties!
[18:06] Kiriha
    Come on, Kazuya, it's nothing
    to be embarrassed about.
[18:07] Sign
    These
    Titties
    Pack a
    Punch!
[18:09] Kiriha
    Now, tell me, which is your favorite?
[18:12] Kazuya
    I can't tell you that!
[18:14] Kiriha
    Then let's run a few trials.
[18:20] Kazuya
    But why?
[18:22] Kazuya
    And why is the whole gang here?
[18:25] Kiriha
    All right, then...
[18:27] Kiriha
    Let's start with this.
SIGN     Castle Amasogian

SIGN     Castle Amasogian

[18:38] Kiriha
    And now you are my servant for eternity.
[18:52] Kiriha
    Wh-What's this? I'm impressed you have
    the guts to try and pin me down.
[19:00] Kiriha
    Well, now! I didn't know you
    were into that kind of thing.
[19:05] Kazuya
    This is so cruel...
SIGN    Somewhere in Amasogian Apartment Complex
SIGN    Somewhere in Amasogian Apartment Complex
[19:12] Kokuyou
    Please, don't...
[19:13] Kokuyou
    My husband... My children...
SIGN     Amasogian Forest

SIGN     Amasogian Forest

[19:21] Sunao
    I won't suffer this kind of humiliation!
[19:25] Sunao
    Just kill me!
SIGN    That Perfume Returns
[19:27] Kokuyou
    It seems these are some
    rather unrealistic fantasies
[19:31] Kokuyou
    intended to provide a degree of self-comfort.
[19:33] Sunao
    Disgusting.
[19:34] Kazuya
    Don't! Don't analyze them!
[19:34] Sign
    The Return
[19:37] Kiriha
    Let's see, next is...
[19:39] Kukuri
    That's right, Mommy's right here!
[19:41] Kazuya
    Goo-goo, ga-ga...
[19:43] Kiriha
    Well, this is a bit revolting.
[19:44] Chisato
    You want someone to do this for you?
[19:46] Kazuya
    I asked you to stop!
[19:48] Chisato
    If this will help you, Kazuya-kun...
[19:51] Kazuya
    Please make it stop!
[19:53] Kukuri
    He's actually crying!
[19:54] Kiriha
    No cuckold material, though.
[19:57] Kazuya
    Why would you do this?
[20:00] Kiriha
    Pure curiosity.
[20:02] Kiriha
    Now, then, for the last book...
[20:04] Kukuri
    That's the one that was
    hidden in the toilet tank.
[20:08] Kokuyou
    Does that mean it's the
    most special selection?
[20:13] Kotetsu
    Are you sure? I'm a boy, you know.
[20:17] Sign
    Tsukimono!
    Our Summer of Passion
[20:22] Kiriha
    You swing that way, too, Kazuya?
[20:25] Kazuya
    Uh, that one isn't mine...
[20:29] Kiriha
    Then whose is it?