E4 - Swapped!

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[00:09] Kirio
    Well.
[00:10] Kirio
    Good morning, Kazumi.
[00:14] Brother
    Damn it!
[00:16] Brother
    Get your damned dirty paws off my Mi-chan!
[00:19] Kazumi
    That's enough, Sis...
[00:24] Kirio
    Damn that Kasumi! Was she trying to kill me?
SIGN     Obi Sash Tsukumogami
     Kirio

SIGN     Malison Exorcist
     Kagami Kazumi
[00:27] Kazumi
    She wouldn't if you'd just behave.
[00:30] Shitone
    'Sup?
SIGN     Shiramine Shitone

SIGN     Osanai Osane

SIGN     Chikaishi Chikao

[00:31] Chikao
    Good morning, Kagami.
[00:32] Osane
    Good morning.
[00:36] Kazumi
    Something feels... off.
[00:38] Chikao
    You think so, too?
[00:40] Kirio
    What? Did you forget to put these on?
[00:44] Chiako
    What do you think you're doing?!
[00:45] Kirio
    You wanted to see as badly as I did!
[00:47] Shirone
    Same old same old.
[00:49] Osane
    Yes. It seems that way.
[00:52] Osane
    Wait.
[00:53] Osane
    Everyone, try to remember...
[00:58] Osane
    exactly where we are.
[00:58] Sign
    This is a dream
SIGN    Tsugumomo
SIGN    Tsugu
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 10 -10 l 10 0
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 10 -10 l 10 0
SIGN    Chapter 4
SIGN    Swapped!
[02:34] Kazuma
    "Swapped!"
SIGN     Some Days Earlier

SIGN     Some Days Earlier

[02:37] Iraha
    Satou-san?
[02:38] Satou
    Here.
[02:39] Iraha
    Takayama-kun?
[02:41] Iraha
    Takayama-kun?
[02:43] Sign
    Attendance
[02:46] Iraha
    A lot of people absent today...
[02:48] Student A
    Sensei, we can't have class like this!
[02:52] Student B
    He's right. We should have
    a study period instead.
[02:56] Iraha
    I'm going to consult with the other teachers.
[02:59] Iraha
    Study quietly until I get back, okay?
[03:01] Boys
    Yeah!
[03:02] Student A
    Hey, wanna do versus mode?
[03:03] Student B
    I'm starving, dude.
[03:05] Student
    Eat your lunch, then!
[03:06] Iraha
    Keep it down, okay?
[03:08] Students
    Sure!
[03:12] Shirou
    Hey.
[03:14] Shirou
    You hear about how Takayama's been absent
[03:16] Shirou
    because of some kinda sleeping sickness?
[03:18] Chisato
    A sleeping sickness?
[03:19] Shirou
    He won't wake up, no matter what they try.
[03:22] Shirou
    The doctors have even thrown in the towel.
[03:25] Kazuya
    Kiriha-san?
[03:26] Kiriha
    Indeed. This calls for the
    Troubleshooters' Office.
[03:29] Sign
    Troubleshooters'
    Office
[03:31] Tadataka
    The sleeping sickness that has been
    spreading among the second-years
SIGN    Today's Subject:
    The Sleeping Sickness
     -More students have
    started missing classes
    over the last few days
     -Seems to be spreading among
    second-years
     -Once asleep, they don't wake up
[03:35] Tadataka
    started a few days ago,
SIGN    Takayama Takashi
SIGN    Sick Sick Sick Sick
SIGN    Chikaishi Chisato
SIGN    Nazuki Natsuki
SIGN    Sick Sick Sick Sick
SIGN    Mikawa Mitsuo
SIGN    Sick Sick Sick Sick
SIGN    Misa Misako
SIGN    Sick Sick
[03:38] Tadataka
    and at this point,
    has affected about half of them.
[03:40] Shirou
    Even in the other classes?
[03:43] Kiriha
    There's no doubt this is an amasogi's doing.
[03:47] Kazuya
    We'd better solve it fast, then.
[03:49] Kiriha
    Right. And on that note...
[03:52] Kiriha
    I've arranged for an advisor
    to help this club of ours
[03:55] Kiriha
    deal with these ever-increasing
    cases of aberrations.
[03:58] Shirou
    Is it a woman?
[04:00] Kiriha
    Yes.
[04:00] Shirou
    Is she young?
[04:01] Kiriha
    She looks that way, yes.
SIGN     Pillowy

SIGN     Pillowy

[04:02] Shirou
    Is she... pillowy?
[04:05] Kiriha
    No.
[04:06] Kukuri
    I'm your advisor, Shirayama Kukuri.
SIGN    Shirayama Kukuri-sensei
[04:08] Osamu
    Yes!
[04:08] Sign
    Advisor
[04:10] Chisato
    A regional goddess... as an advisor?
[04:12] Kazuya
    Anything goes, huh?
SIGN    Fashion Glasses
[04:15] Kukuri
    That bein' the case,
SIGN     The room of the first victim,
     Takayama Takashi

SIGN     The room of the first victim,
     Takayama Takashi

[04:17] Kukuri
    you can leave this whole mess to me.
[04:20] Kukuri
    If an aberration's behind it all,
    we check the first student who got sick.
SIGN     Mother's Testimony

SIGN     Mother's Testimony

[04:26] Kiriha
    According to his mother, she thought
    he'd left for school as usual,
[04:31] Kiriha
    but when she got home from work,
[04:32] Kiriha
    he was still asleep in his room.
[04:35] Kukuri
    I've seen a ruckus caused by
    a tsukumogami pillow before.
[04:40] Kukuri
    The wielder at the time ended up
    draggin' other folks into his dream.
[04:45] Chisato
    That does sound similar
    to this sleeping sickness.
[04:48] Kukuri
    Yep.
[04:49] Kukuri
    Which is why I figure this here
    pillow oughta be our amasogi!
[04:54] Kukuri
    Huh?
[04:57] Chisato
    We checked the first three students
    who fell to the sleeping sickness,
[04:57] Signs; right to left
    Mikawa Mitsuo
[04:57] Signs; right to left
    Takayama Takashi
[04:57] Signs; right to left
    Nazuki Natsuki
[05:00] Chisato
    but there was no sign of the amasogi.
[05:03] Tadataka
    I see...
[05:04] Kiriha
    This is what you "figured"?
[05:06] Kiriha
    Because you were completely off.
[05:08] Kukuri
    I mean, it seemed real sketchy...
[05:10] Osamu
    The reasoning of looking into the
    first victims made sense, but...
[05:15] Shirou
    Those guys, huh?
[05:16] Signs; right to left
    Mikawa Mitsuo
[05:16] Signs; right to left
    Takayama Takashi
[05:16] Signs; right to left
    Nazuki Natsuki
[05:17] Shirou
    They always were hanging
    out, come to think of it.
[05:20] Shirou
    No telling what kind of
    trouble they got up to.
[05:20] (Flashback) Guys
    Man, that's nasty!
[05:23] (Flashback) Guys
    I don't get you!
[05:23] (Flashback) Iraha
    Come on, it's time for class.
[05:27] Kazuya
    Is there some clue about
    the three of them?
SIGN    Attendance
[05:32] Kazuya
    Wait a minute...
[05:36] Kazuya
    Sensei!
[05:39] Iraha
    What's wrong?
[05:42] Kazuya
    The attendance sheet.
[05:44] Kazuya
    The first day he was absent,
[05:46] Kazuya
    Takayama's mother didn't
    know he was still asleep.
SIGN    Shiramine Shirou
SIGN    Takayama Takashi
SIGN    Chikaishi Chisato
SIGN    Nazuki Natsuki
[05:49] Kazuya
    But you marked Takayama
    and his friends as "sick,"
[05:52] Kazuya
    without even checking with their parents!
[05:56] Kazuya
    Which means... you must have known
    why they were absent from the start.
[06:02] Iraha
    I...
[06:03] Kazuya
    Sensei, we know all about
    these kinds of incidents!
[06:07] Kazuya
    You have to tell us what's
    going on so we can help you!
[06:16] Chisato
    Sensei!
[06:25] Kazuya
    Sorry for barging in like this.
[06:29] Kiriha
    It seems this pillow is the amasogi.
[06:32] Chisato
    Then after she wakes up,
    we need to ask her to destroy it.
[06:37] Kukuri
    Nah. She fled into her dreams.
[06:42] Kukuri
    Isuzu ain't gonna wake up on her own.
[06:45] Kiirha
    What if we destroy the pillow?
[06:47] Kukuri
    All the folks inside her dream
    are gonna end up stuck there.
[06:50] Kazuya
    What do we do, then?
[06:54] Kukuri
    This is the kinda thing you
    need Shirayama-sensei for!
[06:58] Bakura
    Hey there. I'm the dreaming
    pillow tsugumomo, Bakura.
SIGN    Dreaming Pillow Tsugumomo
     Bakura

[07:04] Kukuri
    Bakura-chan's got the power to
    get people in and outta dreams!
[07:08] Kiriha
    I see. The idea is to try to convince
    Isuzu within her dream, then?
[07:13] Bakura
    That would be ideal, since it
    would avoid malison atonement.
[07:19] Bakura
    If you're unable to convince her,
[07:22] Bakura
    the same pillow amasogi should
    exist in her dream realm,
[07:27] Bakura
    and you'll need to destroy that.
[07:31] Kazuya
    So either convince her... or destroy
    the pillow inside her dream?
[07:35] Bakura
    The dream realm is distinct from reality,
    but connected by your mind.
[07:42] Bakura
    So if you're hurt inside the dream,
    it will have an affect on your body.
[07:51] Bakura
    Therefore, to minimize the danger,
    we'll be splitting your minds up,
[07:58] Bakura
    and your other half will be the one
    that enters the dream realm.
[08:05] Kazuya
    Other half?
[08:07] Bakura
    On your initial entry into the dream,
[08:09] Bakura
    you may be confused
    and not realize it's a dream.
[08:14] Osamu
    In that case, maybe we could agree on a
    keyword I can write in my sketchbook?
[08:20] Osamu
    Once we see that, it should
    help us realize the truth.
[08:23] Kiriha
    Tadataka, be ready in case things go awry.
[08:26] Tadataka
    Leave it to me.
[08:28] Bakura
    Here we go, then.
[08:31] Bakura
    People and dreams,
[08:32] Bakura
    connected in a fleeting moment,
    in which all can be as they truly wish...
[08:42] Kazumi
    That's right! We're inside Iraha-sensei's dream!
[08:46] Kazumi
    In reality, I'm a boy, and Kirio-kun is a girl!
[08:50] Kirio
    And our goal here is to
    talk sense into Isuzu!
[08:54] Kazumi
    I didn't realize this is what
    she meant by our "other half"!
[08:56] Kazumi
    It's kind of awkward to run!
[08:58] Kirio
    I didn't realize these got in the way so much...
[09:01] Kazumi
    Iraha-sensei!
[09:04] Iraha
    What's wrong? You shouldn't
    be running in the hallway.
[09:07] Kazumi
    We've come to bring you back.
[09:11] Kirio
    Release the students from this dream!
[09:13] Kirio
    Or else we'll be forced to destroy
    that pillow of yours.
[09:16] Kirio
    An amasogi capable of something on this scale
[09:18] Kirio
    is going to result in a fierce atonement!
[09:20] Kazumi
    Sensei, please!
[09:26] Iraha
    You actually made your
    way into this dream, huh?
[09:29] Iraha
    You two live up to your reputation.
[09:31] Kirio
    What?
[09:33] Iraha
    I knew you'd try to destroy the pillow, too.
[09:37] Iraha
    I'm thinking your friends are waiting nearby,
[09:40] Iraha
    waiting to destroy the pillow
    you stole from my room
[09:42] Iraha
    inside the dream when you
    give them the signal, right?
[09:45] Iraha
    Such a shame, though. That one's a decoy.
[09:53] Kirio
    How did you know all this?
[09:56] Iraha
    I can't let anyone interrupt this dream.
[10:00] Iraha
    It's time for your shadows
    to consume you, too.
SIGN    Tsugu
SIGN    Tsugumomo
[10:17] Kazumi
    Tsugu Tsugumomo!
SIGN    Tsugu
SIGN    Tsugumomo
[10:22] Kirio
    Tsugu Tsugumomo!
[10:25] Kirio
    Who are they?
[10:27] Kirio
    Is that us?!
[10:43] Kirio
    They can use obis, too?!
[10:45] Kazumi
    This must be what Bakura-san warned us about!
[10:48] (Flashback) Bakura
    There's one other thing to warn you about.
[10:51] (Flashback) Bakura
    Inside the dream, there's a
    chance your shadow selves,
[10:56] (Flashback) Bakura
    the portion of yourselves that you normally
    suppress, might come to the surface.
[11:01] (Flashback) Bakura
    If you encounter your shadow in the dream...
[11:04] (Flashback) Kazuya
    What'll happen?
[11:06] (Flashback) Bakura
    It'll attack you and try to take your place.
[11:11] Kazumi
    Sledgehammer Weave!
[11:16] Kirio
    I suppose anyone would be evenly
    matched with their own shadow.
[11:19] Chikao
    Kagami!
[11:25] Chikao
    Are these...
[11:26] Osamu
    The shadows of the other
    students, most likely.
[11:29] Iraha
    That's right. And they're
    all so well-behaved.
[11:32] Iraha
    You know, people grow a lot by
    grappling with their shadows.
[11:39] Iraha
    If all of you can accept your shadows,
    I'll release the others from this dream.
[11:45] Iraha
    That way, everyone at school
    will be more obedient.
[11:49] Iraha
    That's a win for everyone, isn't it?
[11:51] Chikao
    It isn't! You're just trying to control
    your students by forcing them to obey!
[11:55] Chikao
    We can't do as you ask.
[11:59] Iraha
    Fair enough. In that case...
[12:02] Iraha
    I'll have to educate you, too!
[12:10] Iraha
    They escaped...
[12:19] Kirio
    What is this? How are we being forced back?!
[12:21] Kazumi
    I thought we were supposed
    to be evenly matched!
[12:25] Kazuya
    Even? What're you talking about?
[12:28] Kazuya
    The two of you can only generate
    three obis, including the original.
[12:32] Kazuya
    But us?
[12:36] Kazuya
    We can tap into all our latent strength,
[12:39] Kazuya
    with none of the subconscious restraint.
[12:42] Kazumi
    Eight obis?!
[12:44] Kirio
    We have to fight back somehow!
[12:54] Kirio
    Hey, Kazumi!
[13:03] Kazuya
    From now on, you will be
    controlled by your own shadow.
[13:11] Kirio
    Get your hands off my girl!
[13:15] Sign
    Impregnable Fortress
    
    of Safety
[13:20] Isuzu
    That was the shadow of Iraha Isuzu.
[13:24] Isuzu
    She's trying to make everyone subservient
    by dragging them into this dream.
[13:29] Chikao
    You're...
[13:31] Isuzu
    I'm the real Iraha Isuzu.
[13:34] ---
    Huh?!
[13:35] Chikao
    But... you look...
[13:37] Isuzu
    Well, we're inside a dream.
[13:39] Isuzu
    Apparently, it's possible
    to change how you look.
[13:42] Chikao
    If you really are Iraha-sensei,
    can you explain how this happened?
[13:52] Isuzu
    My students didn't take me seriously.
[13:55] Isuzu
    That's why they'd never listen to me,
[13:58] Isuzu
    and I could never bring
    any order to my classes.
[14:01] (Flashback) Isuzu
    Everyone! Quiet down!
[14:04] Isuzu
    That's what I was worrying about
    when I stumbled upon that pillow.
SIGN    No talking!!
[14:09] Isuzu
    Inside my dreams, I could
    do exactly what I wanted.
SIGN    Please be quiet
[14:14] Isuzu
    But in reality, I was the same as usual...
[14:18] Isuzu
    And before I realized what was going on,
[14:20] Isuzu
    I ended up dragging many
    students into my dream.
[14:25] Isuzu
    I think that's what my
    shadow wanted all along.
[14:29] Isuzu
    I managed to escape from her, and I've been
    hiding from her by staying in this form.
[14:37] Chikao
    To resolve this, we need to get
    our hands on the amasogi pillow...
[14:42] Isuzu
    I'm pretty sure the shadow Isuzu has it.
[14:46] Chikao
    We need to think of a way to steal it.
[14:48] Shitone
    But how? Kazumi's busy,
    and if it's only us...
[14:59] Osane
    I have an idea.
[15:06] Iraha
    This is where you've been hiding?
[15:09] Iraha
    Are you finally done playing hide-and-seek?
[15:12] Isuzu
    I was wrong to hope that my dreams
    could help me change for the better.
[15:17] Isuzu
    Now, give my students back!
[15:24] Iraha
    A pointer?!
[15:25] Iraha
    How could she do that with a pointer?!
[15:27] Sign
    Split Down the Center
[15:30] Sign
    Raging Inferno Surges Forth
[15:37] Isuzu
    There it is! She was hiding it inside her body?
[15:42] Isuzu
    Now, if I can just destroy it...
[15:48] Sign
    Burst of Strange Strength
[15:48] Iraha
    Oh, I see. You used yojijukugo idioms.
[15:51] Iraha
    How fitting for a Japanese language teacher.
[15:54] Iraha
    A power born from the dream...
[15:59] Iraha
    But unfortunately for you,
    this is a nightmare.
[16:04] Iraha
    And if you can use this power,
    then, as your shadow, so can I.
[16:06] Sign
    Burst of Strange Strength
SIGN    Transforming of an Apparition
[16:22] Kazumi
    I can't gather my strength...
[16:24] Kazuya
    Don't waste your time resisting.
[16:27] Kazuya
    I'm you.
[16:29] Kazuya
    And you can't surpass yourself.
[16:34] Kazumi
    Surpass myself?
[16:37] Kazumi
    Kirio-kun!
[16:39] Kirio
    Right you are.
[16:48] Kazuya
    What a waste of time.
[16:50] Kazuya
    But... the end result is going to be same!
[16:55] Kazumi
    If this shadow is using all of my skills...
[17:00] Kazumi
    Then I just have to go past that!
[17:02] Kazuya
    Take this!
[17:05] Kazumi
    Faster than yesterday...
    Stronger than yesterday...
[17:08] Kazumi
    The same way...
[17:10] Kazumi
    I always do!
SIGN    Spiral Weave: Eightfold Edges
[17:12] Sign/Kazuya
    Spiral Weave: Eightfold Edges!
[17:17] Kazuya
    She was able to use eight, too?!
    And that shape...
[17:21] Kazuya
    Did she use a weave I don't
    know at the last second?!
[17:25] Kirio
    Go, Kazumi!
[17:27] Kazumi/Sign
    Spiral Weave:
SIGN    Spiral Weave: Flowering Eight Folds!
[17:30] Kazumi/Sign
    Flowering Eight Folds!
[17:32] Kazuya
    Impossible!
[17:42] Isuzu
    A spider...
[17:46] Isuzu
    Help!
[17:49] Iraha
    Wh-What are those things?
[17:55] Osane
    My sketchbook creations.
[17:59] Shirane
    And my popularity fragrance!
[18:01] Shirane
    I'll keep the students out of your hair!
[18:04] Iraha
    How can ordinary students
    like you do this?!
[18:07] Osane
    These powers come from the
    amasogis we were involved with.
[18:10] Osane
    We got the idea from how Sensei
    was able to change her appearance.
[18:14] Chikao
    We'll hold her down. Use that
    opportunity to get the pillow, Sensei!
[18:21] Iraha
    You pests!
[18:25] Iraha
    Hang on! I'll get you free!
[18:39] Kazumi
    Sledgehammer Weave!
[18:43] Chikao
    You're late, Kagami!
[18:45] Kazumi
    Sorry!
[18:46] Kazumi
    I had to help Shitone preserve
    her virtue on the way here!
[18:49] Shitone
    Crap! It works too well!
[18:53] Chikao
    Kagami! The pillow is inside her!
[18:55] Kirio
    Remember to have Isuzu finish it!
[18:57] Kazumi
    Got it!
[19:01] Kazumi
    Sensei!
[19:02] Isuzu
    Roger that!
[19:07] Sign/Isuzu
    One Shot, One Kill!
SIGN    One Shot, One Kill
[19:24] Isuzu
    Thank you. You all saved me.
[19:28] Shitone
    All's well that ends well.
[19:30] Chikao
    Your willpower is what won in the end.
[19:32] Chikao
    Besides, we couldn't do much on our own...
[19:36] Kirio
    All those acrobatics must've torn it open.
[19:42] Kazumi
    Eek!
[19:43] Kirio
    No worries. I can cover you up.
[19:46] Chikao
    Hey! What're you doing?!
[19:48] Bakura
    Hey! Good work, everyone.
[19:53] Chikao
    Bakura-san!
[19:54] Kirio
    Right. The amasogi's creator
    destroyed it herself.
[19:57] Bakura
    That's a relief.
[19:59] Bakura
    I'll be waiting for you all to return.
[20:03] Kazumi
    Wait, how do we get back?
[20:05] Bakura
    You're inside a dream.
[20:08] Bakura
    So if you go to sleep here,
    you'll wake up in reality.
[20:14] Osane
    I suppose we'll all head
    home and go to bed, then.
[20:19] Shitone
    Kind of an anticlimax, huh?
[20:21] Kirio
    All right, off we go, Kazumi. Homeward bound.
[20:26] Kazumi
    I've got a really bad feeling about this.
[20:28] Kirio
    It's going to be a long night...
[20:29] Bakura
    See you soon.
[20:31] Chikao
    Hey! What are you planning to do to Kagami?!
[20:33] Isuzu
    Hey, no inappropriate relations!
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[20:37] Isuzu
    Excuse me, Takayama-kun!
    Where is your homework?
[20:41] Kazuya
    Sensei seems to be feeling a lot better.
[20:41] ---
    Huh?
[20:42] Isuzu
    Don't "huh" me!
[20:44] Kirio
    That's what she's really like.
[20:47] Kirio
    She's been repressing herself up until now.
[20:47] Isuzu
    Think about what you did!
[20:49] Takayama
    Ow, ow, ow, ow!
[20:51] Kiriha
    You're free to unleash all your pent-up
    aggression on me, if you like.
[20:56] Kazuya
    You're the one who just unleashed on me.
[21:00] ---
    And after I told you it hurt...
[21:02] Kiriha
    I was, er, caught up in the moment...
    you know, having trouble holding back...
[21:05] Isuzu
    Obina-san! You're not
    supposed to make them cry!
[21:08] Kiriha
    Sorry...
[22:41] Shitone
    You can do whatever you want, Shirou-kun.
[22:47] Shitone
    No good!
[22:48] Shitone
    I'm not getting turned on at all!
[22:50] Osane
    It's only natural. Right now, we're women.
[22:54] Osane
    It stands to reason we'd be attracted to men.
[22:57] Shitone
    Wait, hang on a second...
[23:00] Shitone
    Maybe...
[23:01] Shitone
    I'm just not turned on
    from looking at myself!
[23:04] Osane
    Please settle down.
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[23:13] Shitone
    I feel like I've gained a new perspective.
[23:16] Osane
    You owe me big for this!
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[23:20] Kazuya
    Kotetsu-kun is unconscious
    and won't wake up.
[23:23] Kazuya
    Sunao-san is worried about him,
[23:24] Kazuya
    so we accompany her to a mysterious
    altar in the mountains.
[23:27] Kazuya
    Will the two of them be reunited?
[23:29] ---
    Next time on Tsugu Tsugumomo,
    Chapter 5: "Sunao and Kotetsu."
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    Don't miss it!
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