E2 - The False Fiancée

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[00:08] Kiriha
    Ka...!
[00:18] Kazuya
    And that was the dream.
    What do you think, Kukuri-chan?
[00:26] Kukuri
    A black obi... and the woman usin' it?
[00:30] Kukuri
    Those have gotta be his
    memories of that day.
[00:34] Kukuri
    But all those memories are s'posed to
    be sealed away. What coulda caused this?
[00:42] Kukuri
    It's 'cause they used Divine Possession!
[00:46] Kukuri
    That technique melds the minds of
    a tsugumomo an' their wielder.
[00:51] Kukuri
    Did their memories get mixed up, too?
[00:57] Kukuri
    So... what happened after that?
[01:01] Kazuya
    Well, the dream ended there.
[01:05] Kazuya
    But something about the lady with
    the black obi felt really familiar.
[01:11] Kukuri
    He's gonna get back the memories we
    went to the trouble of lockin' away!
[01:15] Kukuri
    I gotta tell Kiriha to avoid
    usin' Divine Possession!
SIGN    Meanwhile, at the Sumeragi Residence
SIGN    Meanwhile, at the Sumeragi Residence
[01:20] Kiriha
    Pardon me!
[01:23] Kiriha
    Pardon me!
[01:30] Kiriha
    Pardon—
[01:35] Kiriha
    Hey, Sunao!
[01:37] Kiriha
    What is this? What happened to you?!
SIGN    Sunao's father
    Sumeragi Susumu
[01:50] Susumu
    Sunao-chan!
[01:55] Susumu
    Are you all right?!
[01:56] Susumu
    No pulled muscles?! No broken bones?!
[02:00] Susumu
    Let's get you to a hospital ASAP!
[02:01] Suzuri
    Susumu-san.
[02:06] Suzuri
    You cannot baby her.
[02:08] Suzuri
    The inheritor of the Sumeragi
    school has to be better than this.
SIGN    Sunao's mother
    Sumeragi Suzuri
[02:11] Dad
    Cut her some slack!
[02:14] Dad
    Sunao-chan's already tuckered out!
[02:17] Sunao
    It's all right, Father.
[02:21] Sunao
    Mother is right...
[02:23] Susumu
    S-Sunao-chan?
SIGN    Sumeragi School
[02:30] Suzuri{also signs}
    Sumeragi School...
SIGN    Tsuka Habaki
[02:32] Suzuri{also signs}
    Tsuka Habaki!
[02:34] Dad
    Sunao-chan!
[02:42] Sunao
    I want to apologize for how rude I've been.
[02:46] Kiriha
    Well, your tune certainly has changed.
[02:51] Sunao
    The duel the other day...
[02:53] Sunao
    That was something I one-sidedly
    forced Kazuya-kun into.
[03:00] Sunao
    But after being beaten by the two of you,
[03:03] Sunao
    I realized how misguided I was.
[03:07] Sunao
    And now, I'm embarrassed about
    the way I've been behaving.
[03:17] Kiriha
    Well, you swore vengeance on
    Kanaka after she saved your life,
[03:21] Kiriha
    a vendetta you then sought
    to take out on Kazuya,
[03:25] Kiriha
    to say nothing of your insults toward me,
    another who helped save your life.
[03:28] Kiriha
    What a pitiful brain you must have.
[03:33] Sunao
    I'm sorry. When my temper
    gets going, I just...
[03:37] Kiriha
    Incidentally, what's become of Kotetsu?
[03:41] Sunao
    A swordsmith is repairing his grip.
[03:45] Sunao
    The blade itself didn't take any damage.
[03:47] Kiriha
    That's a relief.
[03:50] Sunao
    Yes.
[03:52] Sunao
    I need to apologize to him, as well.
[03:56] Sunao
    When I was little, I blamed
    Kotetsu for my brother's death.
[04:02] Sunao
    I didn't want to admit that
    the amasogi was stronger,
[04:04] Sunao
    so I laid all the blame on Kotetsu and
    treated him coldly, like a mere tool.
[04:11] Sunao
    But Kazuya-kun made me realize
    how wrong I was about it all.
[04:17] Kiriha
    The amasogi that struck down your brother
[04:19] Kiriha
    was a match for someone as fierce
    as Kanaka, despite its injuries.
[04:24] Kiriha
    A typical malison exorcist
    would have stood no chance.
[04:27] Kiriha
    You can take pride in that.
[04:29] Sunao
    Right.
[04:33] Sunao
    Kiriha-sama...
[04:34] Kiriha
    What is it?
[04:35] Sunao
    The reason I asked you here
    is because I had a question
[04:38] Sunao
    that I doubt you would want
    to answer around Kazuya-kun.
[04:43] Kiriha
    About Kanaka, then...
[04:44] Sunao
    Right. How did Kanaka-sama pass away?
[04:50] Sunao
    Was she sick, or was it
    some kind of accident?
[04:52] Kiriha
    No.
[04:54] Kiriha
    Kanaka was possessed by an amasogi.
[04:58] Sunao
    Then she...
[04:59] Kiriha
    Right.
[05:03] Kiriha
    I killed Kanaka.
SIGN    Marriage: A promise to spend your life with someone.
SIGN    Even a verbal agreement will be considered authentic,
SIGN    so be careful what you say.
SIGN    Tsugumomo
SIGN    Tsugu
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 10 -10 l 10 0
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -10 l 10 -10 l 10 0
SIGN    Chapter 2
SIGN    The False Fiancée
SIGN    "The False Fiancée."
[06:54] Kazuya
    Talk about fancy.
[06:57] Kazuya
    I came over since Sunao-san asked me to, but...
[07:09] Kazuya
    I can't take another step.
[07:11] Kazuya
    Every one of my senses is
    warning me of imminent danger.
[07:17] Susumu
    You'll pay! For harming my darling
    Sunao-chan with those filthy mitts,
[07:25] Susumu
    and not only that, but what's more...
[07:29] Suzuri
    Susumu-san.
[07:36] Kazuya
    It's gone?
[07:37] Kazuya
    That ominous feeling just vanished...
[07:42] Suzuri
    Thank you for coming.
    I'm Sunao's mother, Sumeragi Suzuri.
[07:47] Kazuya
    H-Hello! I'm Kagami Kazuya.
[07:51] Suzuri
    I'm sorry if my daughter
    troubled you the other day.
[07:54] Kazuya
    Oh, not at all!
[07:56] Suzuri
    Please, come right in.
[07:59] Kazuya
    Sure.
[08:01] Kazuya
    Pardon m—
[08:02] Kazuya
    ...eee?!
[08:04] Suzuri
    Oh, excuse me. We made a bit of a mess.
[08:06] Sign
    Suzuri
[08:08] Kazuya
    A bit?!
[08:09] Suzuri
    Right this way, please.
[08:11] Kazuya
    O-Okay...
[08:22] Sunao
    Th-Thank you for coming... Kazuya-sama.
[08:27] Kazuya
    Kazuya-sama?!
[08:31] Suzuri
    Please, take your time.
[08:40] Kazuya
    Your mom is really pretty.
[08:42] Suzuri
    On the outside, sure.
[08:45] Kazuya
    So, what did you want to talk about?
[08:49] Sunao
    I talked to Kiriha-sama.
[08:51] Sunao
    About how you attract
    supernatural aberrations...
[08:54] Sunao
    And how you work as a malison exorcist
    to atone for the damage that causes.
[08:59] Sunao
    She also—
[09:00] (Flashback) Kiriha
    Not a word to anyone else.
[09:06] Sunao
    My point is, I let my emotions get out of
    control, and I insulted and attacked you.
[09:12] Sunao
    I'm sorry about that.
[09:14] Sunao
    Plus... you helped me realize
    something important.
[09:19] (Flashback) Kazuya
    Tsukumogami aren't tools.
[09:21] (Flashback) Kazuya
    They're our partners!
[09:24] Sunao
    So... thank you.
[09:31] Sunao
    What?
[09:32] Kazuya
    I thought you were kind of
    aggressive and scary, Sunao-san...
[09:38] Kazuya
    But you apologized when you felt bad
    about something, and even thanked me.
[09:43] Kazuya
    You really are honest about your feelings...
[09:48] Kazuya
    Just like the meaning of your name.
[09:56] Sunao
    Wh-What are you talking about?!
[09:58] Kazuya
    Sorry. Was that weird?
[10:02] Sunao
    He sounded like my brother again...
[10:09] Kazuya
    You need something?
[10:10] Sunao
    Yes.
[10:11] Sunao
    I didn't ask you over just to apologize.
[10:15] Kazuya
    So, what is it?
[10:16] Sunao
    Well... I...
[10:21] Sunao
    Could...
[10:23] Sunao
    you and I...
[10:26] Sunao
    Will you go out with me?!
[10:30] Kazuya
    Um... and you don't mean, like,
    going out on an errand?
[10:35] Sunao
    Right.
[10:36] Kazuya
    You mean in the romantic sense?
[10:38] Sunao
    That's right!
[10:41] Sunao
    Y-You've got it all wrong!
[10:43] Sunao
    Listen! My mom says I have to!
[10:47] Sunao
    The Sumeragi School of swordsmanship
    is supposed to be unparalleled,
[10:49] Sunao
    so this is the only way I can still run it!
[10:52] Sunao
    I lost to you! If I lose,
    I can't inherit the school!
[10:55] Sunao
    So if we get married, we're family,
    and the loss doesn't count!
[10:59] Sunao
    Okay?!
[11:00] Kazuya
    No, not okay! I mean, marriage?!
[11:02] Sunao
    If this doesn't work, I'll be punished!
    Disinherited, even!
[11:06] Sunao
    So please! Pretend you're
    my boyfriend, just for today!
[11:10] Kazuya
    B-But you can't just keep lying to her.
[11:13] Kazuya
    I'm sure if you just apologize...
[11:15] Sunao
    Are you crazy?!
[11:16] Sunao
    Every single one of my mom's "punishments"
    are like the wrath of God!
[11:20] Sunao
    I'm begging you! Do me this favor!
[11:23] Kazuya
    Punishment...
[11:25] Sunao
    Say no and we'll write this off
    by writing you off! Permanently!
[11:30] Suzuri
    Sunao?
[11:33] Suzuri
    Is there anything wrong?
[11:35] Sunao
    W-Well? How's that feel... K-Kazuya?
[11:40] Kazuya
    F-Feels great... S-Sunao...
[11:43] Suzuri
    It seems you've figured things out.
[11:45] Sunao
    Yes!
[11:47] Sunao
    We're going to see each
    other romantically.
[11:50] Sunao
    Kazuya was so glad. Right?
[11:54] Sunao
    Do you wanna die?
[11:56] Kazuya
    I get it, I get it!
[11:58] Kazuya
    I'll be going out with Sunao-san.
[12:01] Kazuya
    I hope we have your blessing.
[12:03] Suzuri
    Of course. I'm glad to hear it.
[12:05] Sunao
    See, Mother? We're already this close!
[12:09] Sunao
    Right, Kazuya? We're not lying, right?!
[12:12] Kazuya
    Right, right, right!
[12:14] Suzuri
    Why, of course.
[12:16] Suzuri
    I have complete faith that you're not
    just playing house to placate me.
[12:22] Suzuri
    In that case, why don't the two of
    you get to know each other better?
[12:28] Suzuri
    Everything is ready.
[12:31] Suzuri
    It's time for some naked intimacy.
SIGN    Tsugu
SIGN    Tsugumomo
SIGN    Tsugu Tsugumomo!
SIGN    Tsugu
SIGN    Tsugumomo
SIGN    Tsugu Tsugumomo.
SIGN    Twenty Years Ago
SIGN    Twenty Years Ago
[12:55] (Flashback) Suzuri
    Try harder.
[12:57] (Flashback) Students
    Thank you for your instruction...
[13:00] (Flashback) Students
    Damn.
[13:01] (Flashback) Students
    Ow...
[13:02] (Flashback) Students
    Suzuri-san is super strong, as usual.
[13:06] (Flashback) Students
    No one's ever been able
    to score a point on her.
[13:09] (Flashback) Students
    I hear if you can land a point on her,
    you'll get to marry into the family.
[13:12] (Flashback) Students
    Seriously?!
[13:13] (Flashback) Students
    But I can't imagine being able to best her.
[13:16] (Flashback) Students
    Hey, where's Susumu?
[13:18] (Flashback) Students
    Well, since he never improves,
    practicing with him is a waste of time,
[13:23] (Flashback) Students
    so he's cleaning the place up instead.
[13:25] (Flashback) Students
    That's messed up!
[13:36] (Flashback) Susumu
    It's not like that!
[13:43] (Flashback) Susumu
    I'm so sorry, miss!
[13:46] Suzuri
    Only my father has ever been
    able to land a strike on me...
[13:51] Suzuri
    You're going to take responsibility
    for taking my first time.
[13:56] Suzuri
    And that means becoming a man
    befitting of the Sumeragi School!
[14:01] Narrator
    And six years later, the two
    of them were happily married.
[14:07] Suzuri
    It's time for some naked intimacy.
[14:10] Sunao
    M-Mother?!
[14:13] Suzuri
    Is this not commonplace
    for young people these days?
[14:17] Suzuri
    Or was what you were saying
    about going out just a lie?
[14:27] Sunao
    Get in here before she catches on!
[14:39] Sunao
    Don't look at me!
[14:40] Kazuya
    R-Right!
[14:42] Suzuri
    Now, why don't you wash his back?
[14:46] Both
    She's going to watch?!
[14:47] Sunao
    You'd better not look at me in the mirror!
[14:50] ---
    R-Right...
[14:56] Sunao
    How did this even happen?
[14:59] Suzuri
    It's your turn to be washed, Sunao.
[15:02] Sunao
    No way! He's gonna touch me?!
[15:05] Suzuri
    Is there a problem?
[15:06] Sunao
    Well...
[15:09] Susumu
    Unacceptable. Absolutely unacceptable!
[15:14] Susumu
    Even I don't get to bathe
    with Sunao-chan anymore!
[15:19] Susumu
    And now this worm, whom I don't know
    from a horse's ass, just waltzes in here...
[15:21] Sunao
    Hey! Watch the creepy hands.
[15:23] Kazuya
    Sorry, they're kind of shaky...
[15:26] Sunao
    Whatever, let's just get in the hot water.
[15:28] Susumu
    Kagami Kazuya.
[15:30] Susumu
    Once you enter this water, I will
    unleash all my rage on your weak point!
[15:41] Susumu
    There you are!
[15:42] Susumu
    Take this!
[15:44] Susumu
    A Thousand Years of Death!
[15:49] Susumu
    This feeling...
[15:56] Suzuri
    Well, now.
[15:57] Suzuri
    It looks like the bath
    has been contaminated.
[15:59] Suzuri
    I guess you two won't
    get to soak after all.
[16:02] Kazuya
    R-Right...
[16:11] Sunao
    What is this supposed to be?!
[16:12] Suzuri
    I've prepared a place for
    you to sleep, of course.
[16:15] Suzuri
    Aren't all young people doing it these days?
[16:18] Suzuri
    Or is this talk about going out a lie?
[16:24] Sunao
    Kazuya... please.
[16:34] Suzuri
    You're leaving your clothes on?
[16:41] Kazuya
    Wh-What do we do about this?
[16:44] Sunao
    We wait it out.
[16:47] Sunao
    Give it some time,
    and then say we're finished.
[16:49] Kazuya
    Makes sense.
[16:52] Suzuri
    Save the pillow talk for
    after you've finished.
[16:55] Suzuri
    I'll be waiting out here.
[17:02] Sunao
    W-We just have to do this!
[17:04] Kazuya
    D-Do what?!
[17:05] Sunao
    D-Don't be stupid! We'll just be acting!
[17:08] Sunao
    It just has to sound like we're doing it!
[17:11] Kazuya
    U-Uh...
[17:12] Sunao
    Get on with it!
[17:14] Kazuya
    Come on, come on!
    Oh, yes! Oh, yes!
[17:17] Sunao
    Why in English?!
[17:18] Kazuya
    I mean, how am I supposed to know?!
[17:20] Sunao
    I-It's supposed to be like...
    "Can I touch you?" and "You're so pretty."
[17:26] Sunao
    That kind of stuff. I think.
[17:28] Kazuya
    O-Okay!
[17:30] ---
    Then...
[17:31] Sunao
    Hey—
[17:33] Sunao
    Come on, you have to do it right!
[17:36] Sunao
    And remember, we're only acting.
[17:38] Kazuya
    Okay... Sunao.
[17:42] Kazuya
    You're pretty, Sunao.
[17:47] Kazuya
    Can I touch you?
[17:48] Sunao
    Y-Yes...
[17:51] Sunao
    B-Be gentle.
[17:56] Kazuya
    Does that feel good?
[17:59] Sunao
    Don't actually touch me!
[18:00] Kazuya
    Ow!
[18:01] Kazuya
    You're the one who said to do it right!
[18:03] Sunao
    I didn't mean to... actually...
[18:09] Kazuya
    You're cute, Sunao.
[18:14] Sunao
    Something's wrong with me.
[18:17] Kazuya
    Sunao...
[18:20] Sunao
    We're only acting...
[18:23] Sunao
    I know it's just pretend, and yet...
[18:34] Sunao
    I love you.
[18:39] Susumu
    I don't think so!
[18:42] Susumu
    There you are!
[18:43] Susumu
    Taste my coup de grâce!
    Ten Thousand Years of Death!
[18:47] ---
    Eek!
[18:49] Susumu
    "Eek"?
[18:52] Susumu
    I'm so sorry, Sunao-chan!
[18:54] Susumu
    Damn you!
[18:57] Susumu
    This time I won't miss!
[19:01] Kazuya
    You okay?
[19:03] Sunao
    He missed my weak points...
[19:06] Suzuri
    What an unpleasant interruption.
[19:09] Suzuri
    It's okay now. Go right ahead.
[19:12] Kazuya
    A-Actually, we already finished.
[19:19] Suzuri
    Oh, excellent work. That was fast.
[19:22] Kazuya
    Fast...
[19:30] Suzuri
    Sunao.
[19:38] Suzuri
    Let's see here...
[19:41] Suzuri
    It's... still intact.
[19:47] Suzuri
    I see.
[19:49] Suzuri
    The two of you were trying to deceive me.
[19:54] Sunao
    M-M-Mother! It's not...
[19:57] Suzuri
    Come along, now.
[20:08] Suzuri
    It's time for your punishment.
[20:19] Sunao
    Let me walk you to the gate.
[20:21] Suzuri
    Come visit again.
[20:23] Susumu
    Don't listen to her!
[20:25] Susumu
    Damn it, you're going too far.
[20:28] Susumu
    This nonsense about getting
    married because she lost...
[20:32] Suzuri
    When Sunao told me how their duel went,
    it gave me a good impression of him.
[20:39] Suzuri
    The way she described him is
    what gave me that impression.
[20:43] Suzuri
    Do you understand what I'm saying?
[20:46] Susumu
    No way!
[20:48] Susumu
    I should kill him now,
    while I have the chance—
[20:52] Suzuri
    Don't be rude, now, Susumu-san.
[20:54] Kazuya
    You want to train together
    as malison exorcists?
[20:56] Sunao
    Yeah. I need to show Mother that we're
    getting along every now and then.
[21:01] Kazuya
    Huh? Do we really need to?
    She already figured out you were lying.
[21:06] Sunao
    I haven't been disinherited yet,
    so the lie is still in effect!
[21:10] Kazuya
    Okay...
[21:11] Sunao
    And about that stuff before...
[21:13] Sunao
    That thing where I said...
    I l-loved you... and kissed you...
[21:20] Sunao
    All that was, uh...
    just pretend, or like...
[21:25] Kazuya
    It was really convincing.
[21:28] Kazuya
    You're a heck of an actress!
[21:30] Kazuya
    I knew the truth, but still got really nervous!
[21:34] ---
    Th...
[21:35] Sunao
    Th-That's right, I was acting!
[21:37] Sunao
    Of course! Don't get the wrong idea, now!
[21:40] Kazuya
    Ow, ow, ow!
[21:46] Suzuri
    Sunao, you're making too much noise.
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[23:20] Kazuya
    The champion of striking out,
    Shiramine Shirou, has a girlfriend now?!
[23:24] Kazuya
    What we didn't know was
[23:25] Kazuya
    that this freak occurrence would be
    part of a case involving two girls!
[23:29] ---
    Next time on Tsugu Tsugumomo,
    Chapter 3: "Shirou-kun's Big Day!"
SIGN    Shirou-kun's Big Day
SIGN    Don't miss it!
[23:33] ---
    Don't miss it!
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