E7 - Versus

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[00:05] Kiriha
    What is this place?!
[00:07] MC
    Ladies and gentlemen!
[00:10] MC
    Welcome to the combat
    paradise of Ironman Fist!
[00:15] Akito
    This bizarre, arbitrary turn of events...
[00:17] Akito
    It has to be an amasogi.
SIGN    Tsugumomo
SIGN    Tsugu
SIGN    Versus
[01:58] Mimane
    You suck at this, Akito!
[02:00] Akito
    You didn't catch anything yourself.
[02:02] Akito
    Haven't you had enough fun?
[02:04] Mimane
    Nope! You said you'd take
    me out for the whole day!
[02:08] Mimane
    And you've gotta actually entertain me!
[02:10] Akito
    Okay, fine...
[02:12] Game
    Ironman Fist*!
[02:15] Mimane
    I wanna play you in that!
[02:20] Kazuya
    Wh-What the?!
[02:22] Mimane
    Hey, it's that guy! Kagami Kazuya!
[02:27] Kazuya
    Could you get down?
[02:28] Akito
    The malison exorcist and his tsugumomo!
[02:29] Kiriha
    Is this a friend of yours?
[02:31] Akito
    I've been able to keep an eye on*
    them by pretending to be a student,
[02:35] Akito
    but I didn't expect to run into him here...
[02:38] Mimane
    Kiriha's here, too!
[02:40] Kiriha
    Have we met?
[02:42] Akito
    Try and bluff through this, Mimane!
[02:44] Mimane
    Let's see...
[02:46] Mimane
    I'm Miyou Mimane! I go to
    the same school as you guys!
[02:51] Kiriha
    You look more like an
    elementary school student.
[02:53] Akito
    W-Well, that should work,
    but we need to get out of here...
[02:56] Mimane
    Akito!
[02:56] Mimane
    Let's play with Kazuya!
[02:59] Akito
    That idiot!
[03:00] Kazuya
    Hey, Ashimine-kun!
    It's me, Kagami, from class.
[03:04] Kazuya
    Didn't expect to see you here.
[03:05] Mimane
    Hup!
[03:06] Kazuya
    Would you like to play, too?
[03:08] Akito
    Uh, no, that's...
[03:10] Mimane
    Come on, Akito!
[03:11] Akito
    Mimane, no...
[03:15] Akito
    Azami?
[03:17] Akito
    Is she upset that we've made contact
    with the malison exorcist?!
[03:23] Kiriha
    It's reacting...
[03:34] Akito
    Azami must've radiated enough
    malison to create an amasogi.
[03:37] Kazuya
    Kiriha-san, do you think...
[03:39] Kiriha
    Yes, it's definitely an amasogi.
[03:42] Kazuya
    We'd better deal with it fast, then.
[03:44] Kiriha
    Easier said than done. We don't know
    anything about the amasogi's true form,
[03:48] Kiriha
    its master, or the wish...
[03:54] Hiroki
    Welcome to the world of Ironman Fist!
SIGN    The Amasogi's True Form
[03:57] Hiroki
    And I'm the tournament's organizer,
    Hirohashi Hiroki, age 33!
SIGN    Its Master
[04:02] Hiroki
    And I just wanna play video games!
SIGN    His Wish
[04:06] Trio
    That's simple enough.
[04:07] Hiroki
    Time for a red-hot clash between
    rugged competitors of wrought metal!
[04:10] Hiroki
    Let the Ironman Fist tournament begin!
[04:15] Kiriha
    In essence, we're inside a fighting game.
[04:18] Kiriha
    So we'll need to win a 4-on-4 team battle
[04:20] Kiriha
    and have that Hirohashi fellow
    destroy the game's cabinet.
[04:25] Kazuya
    Kiriha-san!
[04:27] Kiriha
    You can enjoy the show from there.
    I'll handle all three foes.
[04:31] Akito
    For now, we should cooperate with
    them so we can escape this place.
[04:36] MC
    Our opening match is
    Kiriha of Team Exorcist...
SIGN    Kiriha
[04:39] MC
    versus Daruman of Team Kamioka Empire!
SIGN    Daruman
[04:44] ---
    Fight!
[04:46] Kiriha
    I see no point in wasting
    time on this nonsense!
[04:49] Kiriha
    Spiral Weave!
[04:53] Kiriha
    Why can't I weave a spiral?!
[04:56] Kazuya
    I get it! Spiral Weave is a finishing move,
[04:59] Kazuya
    so you can't use it without
    building up the meter first!
[05:02] Kiriha
    What?! The fighting game
    logic goes that far?!
[05:07] Kiriha
    Ow!
[05:09] Kiriha
    Ow, ow, ow, ow!
[05:11] Kiriha
    I can't move! What is this,
    one of those infinite combos?!
[05:14] Kazuya
    No, Kiriha-san!
[05:15] Kazuya
    It's a low attack, so you can't
    block it if you're standing!
[05:19] Kiriha
    So annoying...
SIGN    Middle Kick
[05:27] ---
    K.O.!
[05:29] MC
    Daruman wins!
[05:31] ---
    Perfect!
[05:33] Mimane
    That was weak, Kiriha!
[05:35] Kazuya
    Are you okay, Kiriha-san?
[05:36] MC
    And now comes the penalty for the loser!
[05:39] ---
    Penalty?
[05:42] MC
    It's a bikini and cat ears!
[05:45] Akito
    Her costume was changed?
[05:47] Kazuya
    I get it! If you lose, the other
    player gets to edit your costume!
[05:51] Kiriha
    This is so aggravating...
[05:53] Kazuya
    Wait, you're embarrassed, Kiriha-san?
[05:56] Kazuya
    That's a shock.
[05:57] Kiriha
    Do you think I'm some sort of exhibitionist?
[06:02] Kiriha
    It's not the same as
    being on display for you.
[06:04] Kazuya
    Kiriha-san...
[06:06] MC
    Now, it's time for the next
    fighter to come on down!
[06:10] Akito
    I'll go.
[06:11] Kazuya
    Ashimine-kun?
[06:12] Mimane
    Wait, what about me?!
[06:13] Akito
    It'll be okay. I'm somewhat
    familiar with this game.
[06:15] MC
    Daruman versus Team Exorcist's
    second man, Ashimine Akito!
SIGN    Daruman
SIGN    Ashimine Akito
[06:21] ---
    Fight!
[06:27] Kazuya
    He's blocking everything!
[06:28] Mimane
    Yeah, he's way better than Kiriha!
[06:30] Kiriha
    Hush up.
[06:32] Akito
    I can't risk exposing my identity.
[06:35] Akito
    But if this is all he can do...
[06:38] Akito
    I can win barehanded!
[06:41] ---
    K.O.!
[06:42] MC
    The winner is Ashimine Akito!
[06:44] MC
    Now, what penalty costume awaits our loser—
[06:47] Akito
    None.
[06:49] MC
    Next up for Kamioka Empire is Kenshiro!
SIGN    Kenshiro
SIGN    Ashimine Akito
[06:54] Kazuya
    Swords?!
[06:55] Kiriha
    That's cheating!
[06:57] MC
    Not at all! Weapons are
    legal in this tournament!
[07:01] ---
    Fight!
[07:04] Kazuya
    He's standing his ground?! That's crazy!
[07:06] Akito
    This is still a video game. It's not hard
    to predict the paths of these swords.
[07:10] Akito
    At the moment of impact,
    I change my hands into scissors...
[07:13] Akito
    and defend.
[07:14] Akito
    This way, they won't notice.
[07:19] Akito
    Time to put this meter to use!
[07:24] ---
    Unarmed Counter!
SIGN    Unarmed Counter
[07:26] Kazuya
    He won!
[07:27] Mimane
    Nice, Akito!
[07:28] Kiriha
    No, not quite!
[07:33] ---
    Draw!
[07:35] MC
    We've got a double K.O.!
[07:37] MC
    And that means both teams get a penalty!
[07:43] MC
    An eccentric choice!
[07:47] ---
    Amazing!
[07:48] MC
    And highly rated to boot!
[07:50] Akito
    But I'm the one who lost.
[07:52] Kenshiro
    The costume is chosen at
    the winner's discretion.
[07:54] Kenshiro
    Go ahead and pick something.
[07:55] Akito
    I already said don't want to!
[07:57] MC
    On to our next match! Both teams are
    fielding their penultimate fighters,
SIGN    Qigong Master
    Namikawa
[08:00] MC
    with Qigong Master Namikawa
    representing Kamioka Empire!
[08:02] MC
    His opponent...
SIGN    Little Fighting Girl
    Miyou Mimane
[08:04] Mimane
    Right here! It's finally my turn!
[08:06] Akito
    Listen. Don't use your powers.
[08:09] Akito
    They'll figure out your identity.
[08:10] Mimane
    Got it! You can count on me!
SIGN    Qigong Master
    Namikawa
SIGN    Little Fighting Girl
    Miyou Mimane
[08:12] MC
    Miyou Mimane!
[08:15] ---
    Fight!
[08:17] Namikawa
    Qi Blast!
[08:21] Mimane
    Blood Mirror!
[08:25] Mimane
    Attack Symmetry!
SIGN    Blood Mirror: Attack Symmetry
[08:31] Kiriha
    What was that move?!
[08:32] MC
    Winner: Mimane!
[08:34] Kazuya
    What's with the mirror?
[08:36] Kiriha
    It's nothing a normal human could use.
[08:38] Akito
    Mimane!
[08:42] Hiroki
    I didn't think my turn would actually come...
[08:46] Hiroki
    Fascinating!
[08:49] MC
    It's him! The captain of Kamioka
    Empire, Almighty Hiroki!
SIGN    Almighty Hiroki
[08:54] MC
    Versus the Little Fighting
    Girl, Miyou Mimane!
SIGN    Little Fighting Girl
    Miyou Mimane
[08:58] ---
    Fight!
[08:59] Mimane
    Okay!
[09:02] MC
    Look at that speed!
[09:04] MC
    What can Hiroki do?!
[09:13] Kiriha
    He can hit her from that distance?!
[09:16] Hiroki
    Squirm all you want!
    I can still nail you with this!
SIGN    Extendable Limbs
[09:20] ---
    K.O.!
[09:21] MC
    The winner is Almighty Hiroki!
[09:24] MC
    What penalty costume is coming up next?
[09:27] MC
    Naked with an apron!
[09:30] Kazuya
    If weapons are allowed...
[09:32] Kazuya
    Kiriha-san!
[09:33] Kiriha
    Of course!
[09:35] Kazuya
    Get equipped with: Tsukumogami!
SIGN    Almighty Hiroki
SIGN    Kagami Kazuya
[09:37] MC
    It's the head of Team
    Exorcist, Kagami Kazuya!
[09:40] MC
    This match will decide everything!
[09:42] ---
    Fight!
[09:43] Hiroki
    Time to show you exactly
    why I'm called "Almighty"!
[09:47] {Sign also says}
    Mode Change: Grappler!
SIGN    Mode Change: Grappler!!!
[09:49] MC
    There it is! His specialty, mode changing!
[09:52] Kiriha
    Avoid getting grabbed. Keep your distance!
[09:54] Kazuya
    Right!
[09:55] Hiroki
    You're not getting away!
[09:56] Hiroki
    Vacuum!
[09:58] MC
    And Hiroki tries to pull his opponent in!
    He's dead-set on grappling!
[10:04] Kazuya
    Woven Legs!
[10:08] Akito
    He's fast!
[10:10] Hiroki
    I can see why you went last. In that case...
[10:13] ---
    Mode Change:
[10:15] ---
    Flame!
[10:18] Kazuya
    Obi Jab!
[10:20] Hiroki
    Fireball!
[10:25] Kiriha
    Here he comes!
[10:27] MC
    Folks, this combo is as heavy as it is hot!
[10:30] Akito
    I guess this is it...
[10:36] Kazuya
    Fan Weave!
[10:39] MC
    M-My flames!
[10:42] Kazuya
    Power Obi:
[10:44] Kazuya
    Hundred Flowers!
SIGN    Power Obi: Hundred Flowers
[10:48] ---
    K.O.!
[10:49] MC
    Winner: Kazuya!
[10:52] Mimane
    All right!
[10:54] Akito
    He's strong. Even stronger than I expected.
[11:09] Kiriha
    We're back, then.
[11:11] Kazuya
    Looks like the amasogi's master destroyed it.
[11:13] Kazuya
    That takes care of everything.
[11:15] Kiriha
    I'm cold after wearing next to nothing.
    Need to use the lavatory.
[11:19] Hiroki
    Thank you, Kazuya!
[11:21] Hiroki
    Fighting you made me realize something.
[11:23] Hiroki
    I was really hungry for a
    real pulse-pounding fight!
[11:27] Kazuya
    S-Sure...
[11:28] Hiroki
    All right, I'm gonna take tomorrow
    off work and travel!
[11:32] Akito
    Uh, shouldn't a 33-year-old get back to work?
[11:36] Akito
    Azami!
[11:37] Akito
    She really is mad!
[11:40] Akito
    Mimane, Azami's in a bad mood! We need
    to get away from Kazuya and Kiriha, fast!
[11:45] Mimane
    I get you.
[11:46] Mimane
    Kazuya!
[11:49] Mimane
    Smooch!
[11:51] Akito
    Why?!
[11:52] Mimane
    That was "Mimane, go and kiss Kazuya," right?
[11:55] Akito
    No!
[12:07] Kazuya
    Are you okay?
[12:11] Kazuya
    Here, you can wipe your face with this.
[12:17] Akito
    Azami calmed down in a flash...
[12:20] Kiriha
    Kazuya!
[12:21] Kiriha
    What was that noise?
[12:23] Kazuya
    Kiriha-san.
[12:24] Kazuya
    The ceiling suddenly collapsed in.
[12:26] Kazuya
    And this girl was...
[12:28] Kazuya
    Huh?
[12:30] Kiriha
    No matter, then.
[12:31] Kiriha
    More importantly, Mimane...
[12:34] Kiriha
    You're a mirror tsugumomo, aren't you?
[12:36] Mimane
    Yup!
[12:37] Sign/Akito
    Idiot!
SIGN    Idiot
[12:41] Kiriha
    Quite the handy power you
    have there. Let's be friends!
[12:45] Mimane
    Sure!
[12:46] Kazuya
    Does that mean you're her
    partner, Ashimine-kun?
[12:49] Akito
    Th-That's right.
[12:51] Akito
    This has only gotten more complicated...
SIGN    The Romantic Quiz Board Game
[12:57] Yasuki
    Mimane's identity has been exposed.
[12:59] Yasuki
    You need to be more cautious, Akito.
[13:02] Akito
    I'm sorry.
[13:03] Mimane
    Seriously, get it together!
[13:05] Akito
    And whose fault was it?!
[13:06] Akito
    Regardless, we can't risk them
    finding out anything else.
[13:10] Akito
    Better to avoid them as much as possible.
[13:15] Akito
    Yet here we are!
[13:18] Kiriha
    You got caught up in this one, too?
    Your luck seems terrible.
[13:22] Akito
    Tell me about it!
[13:24] Akito
    A different amasogi caught me...
[13:26] Kiriha
    Who's the girl?
[13:28] Akito
    O-Oh, this is my sister.
[13:30] Arumi
    I'm Ashimine Arumi.
[13:37] Banner sign
    Romantic Quiz Board Game
[13:37] Wakana
    Welcome, everyone!
SIGN    Wakisaka Wakana
[13:39] Wakana
    You've been invited to this game
    as a pair of nice-looking couples!
[13:44] Kazuya
    What game?
[13:46] Wakana
    I call it the Romantic Quiz Board Game!
[13:48] Sign
    Romantic Quiz Board Game
[13:50] Wakana
    You make progress based
    on your rolls of the dice,
[13:52] Wakana
    receiving questions depending on the space.
[13:54] Wakana
    Each couple will have to work
    together and aim for the goal!
[13:57] Arumi
    Couples?
[13:58] Kiriha
    Free us right now!
[14:00] Wakana
    Not happening!
[14:02] Wakana
    The only way to free everyone
    is to win the game!
[14:06] Kazuya
    Wait, are these all couples from school?!
[14:09] Kiriha
    I will not humor this prattle!
[14:12] Kazuya
    Watch out, Kiriha-san!
[14:14] Wakana
    Nice try.
[14:16] Wakana
    But you can only move forward
    by rolling the dice.
[14:20] Wakana
    I'll be waiting at the goal, everyone!
[14:24] ---
    One other thing:
[14:26] ---
    the first couple to reach the goal will
    earn the right to ask the other pair
[14:29] ---
    one question that must be answered!
[14:31] ---
    I'm sure you're curious about how
    things are in their relationship!
[14:34] ---
    Good luck, now!
[14:37] Kiriha
    Quite the little voyeur, isn't she?
[14:39] Kiriha
    You two can wait here. We'll head
    to the goal and destroy the amasogi.
[14:44] Akito
    No, we'd like to help.
[14:46] Akito
    Working together will improve
    our odds of getting out of this.
[14:48] Kazuya
    Thanks, Ashimine-kun!
[14:51] Akito
    This "reward question" is a concern.
[14:53] Akito
    I need to make sure we win this, to keep
    our identities and the plan a secret.
[14:58] Kazuya
    There!
[15:00] Kazuya
    We both rolled two.
[15:03] Akito
    Next should be the question.
[15:05] Kazuya
    I wonder what it'll be about.
[15:07] Wakana/Sign
    Question:
[15:08] Wakana/Sign
    Question:
[15:09] Wakana/Sign
    How many times have you had intercourse?
[15:10] Wakana/Sign
    How many times
    have you had intercourse?
[15:12] Kazuya
    This quiz is sexual harassment!
[15:14] Kazuya
    What about in dreams?
[15:15] Kiriha
    I doubt that counts.
[15:16] Akito
    We haven't, right?
[15:17] Arumi
    No...
[15:19] Both
    Zero times!
[15:21] Wakana
    Correct!
[15:22] Akito
    I guess the questions will
    be about our relationships.
[15:25] Akito
    I doubt the two of us, who've
    been together for centuries,
[15:27] Akito
    would lose to a team that's
    only formed recently.
[15:32] Kiriha
    Seems we'll be operating
    separately from here on.
[15:34] Kiriha
    Good luck to you.
[15:36] Akito
    Yeah. You, too.
[15:38] Akito
    Okay, we're out in front now.
[15:40] Akito
    Let's make sure it stays that way.
[15:42] Arumi
    Right.
[15:42] Sign
    Question:
[15:43] Wakana
    Here's a question for the man.
[15:45] Sign/Wakana
    Tell us your partner's most sensitive spot!
[15:45] Sign/Wakana
    Tell us your partner's
    most sensitive spot!
[15:46] Sign/Wakana
    Tell us your partner's
    most sensitive spot!
[15:49] Akito
    What kind of question is that?!
[15:51] Arumi
    B-Brother, maybe we should forf—
[15:53] Akito
    Wait!
[15:54] Akito
    We can't afford to let them win.
[15:58] Akito
    Come to think of it...
[15:59] (Flashback) Mimane
    Y'know, if you go like this to Arumi in the bath,
[16:02] (Flashback) Mimane
    she starts yelping happily!
[16:04] Akito
    That must be it!
[16:07] Akito
    The answer is her chest!
[16:10] Wakana
    Specifically?
[16:11] Aktio
    S-Specifically...?
[16:12] Aktio
    Her n-nipples!
[16:15] Wakana
    Wrong! The answer is her c—
[16:17] Arumi
    No!
[16:22] Akito
    How long was I unconscious?!
[16:24] Akito
    Is this the penalty for
    getting a wrong answer?
[16:26] Arumi
    N-No...
[16:27] Arumi
    You were asleep for about five minutes.
[16:29] Sign
    Wrong Answer
[16:29] Arumi
    The penalty was being sent back to the start.
[16:34] Arumi
    That and... my scarf.
[16:36] Arumi
    It seems the game continues
    until the girl is stripped nude.
[16:39] Akito
    So one article of clothing
    for each wrong answer...
SIGN    Scarf
SIGN    Bra
SIGN    Shirt
[16:42] Akito
    That means we can afford six more mistakes.
SIGN    Shorts
SIGN    Uniform
SIGN    Stockings
SIGN    Slippers
[16:47] Akito
    Kazuya and Kiriha might be moving
    ahead while we're here.
[16:50] Akito
    Let's get a move on!
[16:51] Arumi
    Okay.
[16:52] Sign/Wakana
    How many times have you kissed?
[16:52] Sign/Wakana
    How many times have you kissed?
[16:53] Both
    Zero!
[16:54] Sign/Wakana
    Correct!
[16:55] Sign/Wakana
    Correct!
[16:55] Sign/Wakana
    A question for the girl!
    Where is your partner most sensitive?
[16:56] Sign/Wakana
    A question for the girl!
    Where is your partner most sensitive?
[16:59] Arumi
    B-Bellybutton!
[17:01] Wakana
    The correct answer is the fre—
[17:02] Akito
    Nope!
[17:03] Sign/Wakana
    How many times do you
    do it by yourself in a week?
[17:03] Sign/Wakana
    How many times do you do
    it by yourself in a week?
[17:05] Arumi
    I don't!
[17:07] Wakana
    The correct answer is—
[17:07] Arumi
    I don't!
[17:16] Kiriha
    You've certainly missed a few.
[17:18] Akito
    She's only missing her scarf...
[17:20] Akito
    You only got one question wrong?
[17:22] Kazuya
    The questions weren't that hard.
[17:24] Kiriha
    A bit disappointing, really.
[17:26] Akito
    I underestimated them...
[17:28] Wakana
    I'm glad to see you've all made it here!
[17:31] Wakana
    Now, it's time for the final question!
[17:34] Wakana
    Either of you can answer this one.
[17:37] Wakana
    Who has he loved the most in his life?
[17:42] Wakana
    Now, ladies, I'm sure you
    thought, "It's obviously me!"
[17:46] Wakana
    Non, non, non!
[17:48] Wakana
    To be frank, guys just want
    an outlet for their urges!
[17:52] Wakana
    They might not actually date the
    girl they're most interested in!
[17:55] Wakana
    An honest answer might send your girl into
    a frenzy that'd lead to an instant split!
[18:01] Wakana
    And that means no crossing the goal!
[18:03] Wakana
    After all, to win, you need
    to reach the goal as a couple.
[18:07] Wakana
    And no couples have made it
    past this final hurdle so far!
[18:10] Wakana
    Now, let's hear those answers!
[18:13] Kiriha
    Ridiculous.
[18:14] Kiriha
    The answer is obviously Kiriha!
[18:16] Kiriha
    Why the hell not?!
[18:19] Wakana
    Nice try! Back to the start you go.
[18:21] Kiriha
    But what's the right answer?!
[18:24] Wakana
    Now, then...
[18:25] Wakana
    It's your turn.
[18:28] Akito
    Who is the girl I love the most?
[18:32] Akito
    I've never paid much mind to
    love or romance, honestly.
[18:36] Akito
    I wouldn't know where to begin...
[18:39] Wakana
    Better answer quickly,
    or you'll be counted out!
[18:42] Arumi
    Brother, do you not know?
[18:46] Akito
    I hate to admit it, but I don't have a clue.
[18:49] Arumi
    Can I answer, then?
[18:53] Akito
    Do you know who it is?!
[18:57] Arumi
    Yes.
[19:00] Kiriha
    Why, you little—
[19:03] Kiriha
    We're back in the school.
[19:05] Kiriha
    Akito and Arumi must've won.
[19:07] Akito
    Hey, you two.
[19:08] Kiriha
    Well, how'd it go?
[19:11] Akito
    Wakisaka Wakana willingly destroyed the
    amasogi as our reward for finishing the game.
[19:17] Akito
    She was upset about being dumped,
[19:20] Akito
    and gave rise to the board game amasogi
    in order to break couples up.
[19:24] Kiirha
    Dealing with the aberration
    without incurring an atonement...
[19:28] Kiirha
    Kazuya?
[19:29] Kazuya
    Yeah.
[19:30] Kazuya
    Ashimine-kun, we actually started a club to
    deal with supernatural trouble like this.
[19:36] Kazuya
    Would you be willing to join and help us out?
[19:41] Akito
    I can't go around helping solve these cases!
[19:45] Akito
    S-Sorry, but I don't think I can...
[19:48] Kiriha
    Come to think of it, Mimane was
    telling me all about you...
[19:53] Kiriha
    It's on the tip of my tongue.
    Something about the bath?
[19:56] (Flashback) Mimane
    Hey, let me see it!
[19:58] (Flashback) Akito
    Cut it out!
[19:59] Akito
    Damn it, Mimane!
[20:02] Akito
    All right. I'll help.
[20:05] Arumi
    Brother?!
[20:06] Kiriha
    Good boy.
[20:06] Kazuya
    Thanks a bunch, Ashimine-kun!
[20:09] Akito
    That being the case... I've joined
    the troubleshooters' office.
[21:47] Kukuri
    What? You mean ta tell me ya
    ain't Kazuya's number one gal?!
[21:51] Kiriha
    It seems so!
[21:52] Kiriha
    Most likely a case of him failing to see
    my charms due to the close proximity.
[21:58] Kiriha
    What are you squirming for?
[22:00] Kukuri
    Just wonderin' if I got a nice
    nightgown I could wear tonight...
[22:02] Kiriha
    Going straight for the kill, eh?!
[22:03] Kasumi
    Time to break out that pair of underwear...
[22:05] Kiriha
    The pervert sister!
[22:06] Kokuyou
    If that is what Kazuya desires,
    then I suppose I must.
[22:09] Kiriha
    Et tu, Kokuyou?!
[22:10] Kiriha
    How do you all have the nerve
    to assume you're number one?!
[22:13] Kokuyou
    Why don't we simply ask him, then?
[22:15] Kazuya
    Stop it!
[22:17] Kazuya
    Let me go!
[22:17] Kukuri
    We're gettin' an answer whether
    you like it or not, Kazuyan!
[22:20] Kukuri
    Sensei!
[22:21] Bakura
    Hello there!
[22:23] Bakura
    It's the dream expert, Bakura-chan!
[22:25] ---
    And here's #55 from my pillow collection:
    "Getting Lovey-Dovey With You-Know-Who"!
[22:31] Kiriha
    Time for lights out!
[22:33] Sign
    Z
    z
    z
    .
    .
    .
[22:33] Kazuya
    Zzz...
[22:40] Bakura
    The object of Kazuya-san's
    affections should be up ahead.
[22:47] Kukuri
    There she is!
[22:48] Kiriha
    Let's see just who the thieving hussy is!
[22:54] Kukuri
    Who the...
[22:55] Kiriha
    That's Kazuya after he turned
    into a girl in a dream.
[22:59] Bakura
    I suppose a female version of himself
    would be the ideal partner
[23:02] Bakura
    he could truly share everything with.
[23:05] Bakura
    It seems Kazuya-san's become
    fixated on the idea ever since
[23:09] Bakura
    becoming a girl during
    his dream the other day.
[23:14] Kiriha
    Let's head back.
[23:14] Kukuri
    Yup.
[23:15] Kokuyou
    Right.
[23:16] Kasumi
    Good idea.
[23:16] Bakura
    Sure thing.
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[23:21] Kazuya
    With new members in the
    troubleshooters' office,
[23:23] Kazuya
    we're ready for any supernatural trouble!
[23:24] Kazuya
    Or so we thought, but then a group of
    mysterious tsukumogami appear in town!
[23:28] Kazuya
    And they're trying to
    attack the regional god?!
[23:30] ---
    Next time on Tsugu Tsugumomo,
    Chapter 8: "New Club Members."
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