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E21 - The Sigh of Haruhi Suzumiya Part Two

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[00:22] ---
    What should I do?
[00:24] ---
    Oh, you don't have to do anything.
[00:27] ---
    You can go home. We're done for today.
[00:32] ---
    It looks like our Haruhi-esque
    activities are done for the day.
[00:37] ---
    She was able to get her hands
    on all of this stuff,
[00:39] ---
    and with the kind of skill that could even
    get an experienced negotiator to lean left.
[00:42] ---
    On top of that, it all cost nothing.
    In other words, it was free.
[00:45] ---
    They used to say this a lot in the old days:
[00:47] ---
    "There's nothing scarier than
    something that's free."
[00:49] ---
    The problem is that Haruhi isn't scared at all.
[00:53] ---
    Actually, if there is something that would
    scare Haruhi, please, let me know.
[01:08] ---
    Day by day, everything's just so dull
[01:13] ---
    That's why you need to become
    someone that can just reject it all

[01:18] ---
    Oh my boy, you need to be decisive
[01:22] ---
    I won't deal with any lies
    in this small world

[01:28] ---
    I found myself on my own,
    it's natural you'd fall for me

[01:33] ---
    Kick away the boring ways of doing things,
[01:35] ---
    I'm going to decide everything
[01:39] ---
    I say, I say my heaven
[01:42] ---
    Super driver, leave everything to the rush
[01:44] ---
    And just keep going forward, no matter what
[01:46] ---
    Surpass (Don't you stop me)
    The idea of "impossible"

[01:50] ---
    Take it easy, go!
[01:51] ---
    I agree, it's going to be a huge victory
[01:53] ---
    Of course, it'll feel pleasant,
    no matter what happens

[01:56] ---
    A review meeting? (Get back to wild)
    Forget that, now hurry up

[02:01] ---
    We haven't tried this or that,
    we always do things how we want

[02:06] ---
    Everything's a new experience,
    let's try them out

[02:11] ---
    We haven't tried this or that,
    we always do things suddenly

[02:16] ---
    Everything's a new experience,
    what about it?

[02:21] ---
    The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
[02:29] ---
    What's all that?
    Presents for good little kids?
[02:32] ---
    What, this? Of course not.
[02:35] ---
    Oh, model guns.
    I didn't know you were into those.
[02:40] ---
    I'm not. These are Haruhi's.
[02:43] ---
    Huh, Suzumiya's... Well, it must be tough.
[02:50] ---
    By the way.
[02:52] ---
    What?
[02:53] ---
    Well, the school festival
    is coming soon, right?
[02:55] ---
    What are you guys going to do this time?
[02:58] ---
    Why ask me?
[03:00] ---
    I don't think I'd get a serious
    response if I asked Suzumiya.
[03:03] ---
    Nagato wouldn't say anything if I asked her,
[03:05] ---
    and Miss Asahina won't come near me.
[03:07] ---
    And the other guy... is kind of creepy.
[03:10] ---
    That's why I'm asking you.
[03:12] ---
    What, am I the P.R. Rep now,
    or am I just a nice guy?
[03:17] ---
    It's the latter, definitely.
[03:19] ---
    I mean, you seem like the kind of guy
    that will stick with someone,
[03:23] ---
    even if you know that the path
    you're taking is leading to a cliff.
[03:29] ---
    I'm hurt. Fine, I won't tell you
    when I find out, then.
[03:32] ---
    Hey!
[03:34] ---
    Even I know that what awaits us
    at the end of Haruhi's little path
[03:39] ---
    is going to be pointless.
[03:41] ---
    But it isn't just Haruhi and me
    walking down that path.
[03:44] ---
    There are at least three others
    coming along with us.
[03:48] ---
    I'm sure two of them would be fine
    if left to their own devices,
[03:51] ---
    but Miss Asahina would be in danger.
[03:53] ---
    For someone from the future,
    she sure doesn't seem to be able
[03:56] ---
    to predict any of the problems
    that might happen to her.
[03:59] ---
    It's obvious to me that I have to protect her.
[04:01] ---
    It's obvious to me that I have to protect her.
[04:01] ---
    The Sigh of Haruhi Suzumiya II
[04:10] ---
    Hurry up and get undressed! I'll help.
[04:14] ---
    O-Oh no, please, don't pull--
[04:16] ---
    Come on!
[04:22] ---
    Come in.
[04:30] ---
    Well?
[04:31] ---
    It really suits her, oddly enough.
[04:33] ---
    I thought that it was
    of Caean make or something.
[04:35] ---
    Hello!
[04:36] ---
    Oh, excuse me.
[04:38] ---
    Oh my. That looks quite good on you.
[04:41] ---
    You can tell that just by looking at her.
[04:43] ---
    What I can't tell is
    why there's a waitress in here,
[04:47] ---
    since this isn't a café or anything.
[04:49] ---
    Well, you see...
[04:50] ---
    Mikuru is going to wear
    this costume in the movie!
[04:55] ---
    Is her usual maid outfit not good enough?
[04:58] ---
    Of course not.
[04:59] ---
    A maid is a person that gives private service
    to someone in a mansion somewhere.
[05:04] ---
    But waitresses are different.
[05:06] ---
    They work at restaurants where they
    provide their services to the public.
[05:09] ---
    That's no reason to
    put Miss Asahina in this outfit.
[05:14] ---
    Never mind the details!
    This is just a question of atmosphere.
[05:19] ---
    And it's fine with me!
[05:21] ---
    Even if it's fine with you,
    is it fine with Miss Asahina?
[05:23] ---
    Umm...
[05:24] ---
    T-This feels like it's a bit small for me...
[05:29] ---
    S-So, you see...
[05:31] ---
    It's all right! This is just right.
    It's like a perfect fit.
[05:35] ---
    It's no use. She's made her decision.
[05:37] ---
    In other words, this is our movie's concept!
[05:42] ---
    I decided to dedicate myself to entertainment
[05:44] ---
    as the representative director
    for the SOS Brigade!
[05:47] ---
    Just watch! We'll get a standing ovation;
[05:49] ---
    we'll leave no one in their seats!
[05:50] ---
    Director
[06:06] ---
    Yuki! You understand, don't you?! That's it!
[06:10] ---
    I don't know if that's "it."
[06:12] ---
    It looks like her costume
    for her class's fortune telling.
[06:15] ---
    Based on the answers Nagato gave
    to Haruhi's rapid-fire questions,
[06:19] ---
    that seems to be the case.
[06:22] ---
    In any case, what was she up to,
    walking here like that?
[06:27] ---
    That costume is perfect
    for the role I have in mind.
[06:30] ---
    What do you mean, perfect?
[06:34] ---
    This!
[06:40] ---
    Is... is this my fault?
[06:46] ---
    How can I put this?
[06:47] ---
    It's really the kind of casting
    I'd expect from you, Miss Suzumiya.
[06:52] ---
    It's wonderful.
[06:54] ---
    Don't smile at me. I'll turn to stone.
[07:00] ---
    I'm sorry...
[07:01] ---
    Okay, Kyon! Get those guns
    ready to be used by the end of the day.
[07:05] ---
    We're going to start
    shooting tomorrow, after all.
[07:08] ---
    Oh, you have to learn
    how to handle a camera, got it?
[07:13] ---
    Do you think we're going to
    have any particular problems?
[07:15] ---
    Have we ever not had any problems
    with anything she's done?
[07:18] ---
    Don't make me laugh.
[07:20] ---
    Well, it's not really a laughing matter,
    but it's not a reason to despair, either.
[07:25] ---
    How do you know that?
[07:26] ---
    Because those are movie roles.
[07:30] ---
    There's no way that Miss Suzumiya
    actually believes that I'm a teenage esper.
[07:35] ---
    The "Itsuki Koizumi" that I'm set
    to play in the fiction of the movie
[07:40] ---
    is an esper, that's all.
[07:45] ---
    No one actually mixes up an actor with
    the character they play in a movie, right?
[07:51] ---
    Even if there are people who do,
    Miss Suzumiya is not one of them.
[07:56] ---
    That still doesn't make me feel better.
[07:58] ---
    There's no proof
    that what you're saying is true.
[08:01] ---
    If she was the kind of person that
    would mix up the real world with fiction,
[08:05] ---
    then our world would already
    be a much more fantastic place.
[08:09] ---
    I've said this before, but Miss Suzumiya
[08:11] ---
    actually has a fairly realistic way of thinking.
[08:14] ---
    I know that. I've been
    pulled into numerous odd situations
[08:18] ---
    because her realistic way of thinking
    sort of ambles into her godlike existence.
[08:24] ---
    On top of that, Haruhi doesn't know she's doing it.
[08:24] ---
    Brigade leader
[08:28] ---
    We can't show Miss Suzumiya
    any proof of this, of course.
[08:32] ---
    There might come a time where
    we have to, but this is not that time.
[08:39] ---
    Thankfully, Miss Asahina and
    Miss Nagato are in agreement with us.
[08:44] ---
    I'd be okay if things
    stayed this way forever, though.
[08:47] ---
    So would I. I don't want to
    see the world go to pieces.
[08:54] ---
    I think you should be more worried
    about yourself than the world.
[09:00] ---
    There are replacements
    for myself and Miss Nagato,
[09:04] ---
    but there's no understudy for you.
[09:10] ---
    For the school festival
[09:10] ---
    Practice file 3
[09:16] ---
    Feh, what's the big deal about
    the school festival? It pisses me off.
[09:19] ---
    Why?
[09:20] ---
    I'm not having any fun at all,
[09:22] ---
    so the people who are
    having fun are a real eyesore.
[09:25] ---
    Especially couples,
    they fill me with "murderous intent."
[09:29] ---
    Isn't that just you resenting them?
[09:31] ---
    And what's with our class?
    A survey? Hah! How stupid.
[09:36] ---
    Then you should have come up with an idea.
[09:40] ---
    If you had, then maybe Haruhi
    wouldn't have come up with this movie idea.
[09:44] ---
    As if. There's no way I'd let them
    push me into doing more.
[09:48] ---
    That's true. If only
    Miss Asakura were still here.
[09:53] ---
    It really sucked to have
    a double A-plus class girl leave.
[09:59] ---
    I wonder if they'd let me change classes now.
[10:02] ---
    Which class would you want to go to?
    Maybe Miss Nagato's class?
[10:05] ---
    Oh yeah, I saw her walking around
    in some kind of magician outfit yesterday.
[10:09] ---
    What was that all about?
[10:11] ---
    Who knows? I sure don't.
[10:12] ---
    Hm, when was it that I saw you and Nagato
    in the classroom in each other's arms?
[10:18] ---
    Well, you see...
[10:20] ---
    I know, it was something
    Suzumiya cooked up, right?
[10:24] ---
    What? Y-Yeah...
[10:25] ---
    This was an attempt to freak me out, right?
[10:25] ---
    Taniguchi misunderstanding what happened
[10:28] ---
    Nice try, but no dice.
[10:28] ---
    is a load off of my shoulders...
[10:30] ---
    Thanks, Taniguchi.
    Your stupidity will save the world.
[10:34] ---
    Man, but this is boring.
[10:37] ---
    Okay, everyone!
    We're heading to the first location!
[10:40] ---
    This is sudden.
[10:41] ---
    I looked for a good place around the school,
[10:43] ---
    but it looks like we have no choice
    but to go somewhere else nearby.
[10:46] ---
    Mikuru, get ready.
[10:48] ---
    A-Am I going, too?
[10:51] ---
    Of course. We can't
    do anything without the lead.
[10:55] ---
    B-But... in this outfit?
[10:58] ---
    Yup, that's right.
[11:01] ---
    C-Could I at least wear a jacket over this?
[11:04] ---
    No! It's because you think you're
    embarrassed that you get all nervous.
[11:07] ---
    At this rate, we'll never
    be able to get a Golden Globe!
[11:10] ---
    Weren't we trying to get "best of
    the festival" for the school festival?
[11:14] ---
    Oh, yeah, Yuki!
[11:16] ---
    Take this!
[11:18] ---
    I've changed your role,
    so now you're an evil alien witch!
[11:22] ---
    And she's already screwing with the script!
[11:25] ---
    Well, it is true that
    Nagato's powers seem like magic.
[11:30] ---
    Come on, Kyon, get the camera ready!
[11:34] ---
    Okay, let's get going!
[11:35] ---
    All together!
[11:37] ---
    It looks like she's serious.
[11:44] ---
    What the?
[11:51] ---
    Hey, Haruhi.
[11:53] ---
    You don't intend to make these two
    get on the train in these outfits, do you?
[12:00] ---
    Is there a problem with that?
[12:01] ---
    Of course there is!
[12:03] ---
    Why? They might get arrested
    if they were buck naked,
[12:06] ---
    but they're wearing clothes, right?
[12:08] ---
    Oh, would the bunny
    girl outfit have been better?
[12:11] ---
    You should have said so earlier.
[12:12] ---
    I don't think that's something
    that someone who went to the trouble
[12:15] ---
    of getting a waitress outfit should be saying!
[12:17] ---
    Wait, didn't you say that her being
    a waitress was part of the movie's concept?
[12:20] ---
    What's most important
    right now is adaptability.
[12:24] ---
    That's how all living things on the earth
    have managed to evolve, right?
[12:28] ---
    If you just idly stand by,
    you're going to get left behind!
[12:30] ---
    If the environment was sentient,
[12:32] ---
    then Haruhi would have been
    thrown out of the atmosphere by now.
[12:35] ---
    Oh, the train's here!
[12:37] ---
    Come on, Mikuru! Get going already!
[12:43] ---
    We're here, as promised!
[12:46] ---
    Oh, good work.
[12:49] ---
    Ah, is this the girl from the day
    before yesterday? I didn't recognize her.
[12:53] ---
    Okay, I'm counting on you.
[12:55] ---
    Roger that!
[12:57] ---
    All right, everyone.
[12:58] ---
    We're going to have
    a quick meeting, so gather around.
[13:03] ---
    We're going to be shooting a commercial!
[13:07] ---
    What?
[13:09] ---
    Ohmori Electronics
[13:12] ---
    T-This shop is...
[13:15] ---
    The manager is a really good person.
    And he's a nice guy.
[13:21] ---
    Umm... They've been around since
    current owner Eijirou's grandfather.
[13:26] ---
    You can find anything
    from batteries to refrigerators here.
[13:32] ---
    Umm... well...
[13:34] ---
    In any case,
    please come by Ohmori Electronics!
[13:38] ---
    Okay, cut!
[13:40] ---
    Hmm, I just don't feel the emotion...
[13:43] ---
    I wonder why that is...
[13:46] ---
    Mama, what's that?
[13:48] ---
    Shh, you mustn't look.
[13:50] ---
    I've got it!
[13:51] ---
    For the love of God,
    please don't "get" anything else!
[13:54] ---
    It doesn't make sense for a waitress
    to be at an electronics store.
[13:58] ---
    That's "it"?!
[13:59] ---
    Koizumi, hand me the small bag over there!
[14:01] ---
    Yes, ma'am.
[14:03] ---
    "Let me have a camera, and I'll put
    a commercial for your store in my movie."
[14:07] ---
    "Sure thing."
[14:08] ---
    That's probably the conversation
    Haruhi had with the owner in five seconds.
[14:13] ---
    Mikuru, come here a second.
[14:16] ---
    Oh my. It doesn't look like
    I'll have any lines in this part.
[14:21] ---
    Actually, I'm one of the actors
    in my class's stage production, too.
[14:27] ---
    I'm having quite a hard time
    remembering all of the lines.
[14:29] ---
    Oh really.
[14:31] ---
    I'd prefer it if my role for this
    was light on lines, but...
[14:35] ---
    How about if you take the lead role?
[14:38] ---
    Haruhi's the one controlling the casting.
[14:41] ---
    Ask her if you want to switch.
[14:44] ---
    Do you really think that I could
    do something as frightening as that?
[14:47] ---
    These are Miss Suzumiya's orders after all,
[14:50] ---
    and I'd rather not imagine
    what would await me if I disobeyed them.
[14:55] ---
    I'd rather not, either. That's why
    I'm sitting here as the cameraman.
[15:01] ---
    And we're back!
[15:05] ---
    It's Miss Asahina's
    first costume from a while back.
[15:08] ---
    A perfect bunny girl.
[15:11] ---
    Oh yeah, that was over half a year ago.
[15:14] ---
    Now that I think about it,
    quite a bit happened then.
[15:16] ---
    Right now, they're fond memories...
[15:20] ---
    As if!
[15:21] ---
    Okay, this is perfect!
[15:23] ---
    A bunny girl really is the best fit
    for introducing a product.
[15:26] ---
    Okay, we're going to take it from the top!
[15:29] ---
    Kyon, get the camera ready!
[15:32] ---
    All right, this is take two!
[15:36] ---
    And so, the commercial for
    the electronics store was finished.
[15:40] ---
    There's one thing
    you need to remember, though.
[15:43] ---
    There was one other sponsor
    that we visited last time.
[15:47] ---
    Yamatsuchi Model Shop
[15:50] ---
    All right. Okay then, Mikuru.
[15:51] ---
    Do it just like you did at the other store!
[15:54] ---
    There were no problems that time!
[15:55] ---
    Like hell there weren't.
[15:57] ---
    Okay, action!
[16:00] ---
    T-This model shop
    opened for business last year
[16:05] ---
    after Mr. Keiji Yamatsuchi,
    age 28, left his corporate job.
[16:08] ---
    It's like his hobbies took over
    his actions, and he just did it.
[16:14] ---
    And as many thought,
    sales haven't met expectations...
[16:18] ---
    The first-half earnings this year
    are down 80% from last year...
[16:27] ---
    So shop as much as you can, everyone!
[16:34] ---
    You want me to hold it?
[16:42] ---
    D-Don't shoot while pointing at people!
[16:45] ---
    Hold off by shooting things like empty cans!
[16:48] ---
    You want me to shoot?
[16:53] ---
    All right, cut!
[16:56] ---
    Today's filming was only so-so.
[16:59] ---
    But tomorrow we're going to
    start shooting the movie itself.
[17:02] ---
    We've already added fifteen minutes
    to the movie with the commercials.
[17:05] ---
    How long is the actual movie going to be?
[17:07] ---
    Well, we'll just shoot as much
    as we can and edit it down later.
[17:11] ---
    These days, it's a snap with a computer.
[17:13] ---
    And who's going to be doing the snapping?
[17:15] ---
    I've got the feeling that "editor"
    was one of the things listed under my jobs.
[17:19] ---
    Tomorrow's Saturday,
    and a day off from school,
[17:22] ---
    so I want everyone to show up!
[17:24] ---
    Be at Kitaguchi Station at nine o'clock!
[17:27] ---
    Hey, Haruhi. Can't you do something
    about Miss Asahina's outfit?
[17:32] ---
    There has to be a more appropriate
    outfit for someone who fights.
[17:36] ---
    You know, like a plug suit
    or a stealth suit or something.
[17:40] ---
    Tsk tsk.
[17:42] ---
    If she wore something like that,
    there'd be no unpredictability.
[17:45] ---
    The audience will be surprised and go "whoa!"
[17:46] ---
    Because it's a waitress that's fighting.
[17:49] ---
    Being able to grab the audience is vital!
[17:51] ---
    That's the concept, you know!
[17:53] ---
    I wonder if she understands
    the meaning of the word "concept."
[17:56] ---
    Well, never mind that, then.
    Why is she here from the future?
[18:02] ---
    Well, that is, you know.
[18:04] ---
    Umm, the character doesn't
    have to be from the future, right?
[18:07] ---
    It's all right!
[18:08] ---
    We'll figure that out when the time comes!
[18:12] ---
    And if we can't think of something,
    then we'll just ignore it!
[18:15] ---
    As long as it's amusing, it's fine!
[18:19] ---
    That's only if it's amusing though, right?
[18:23] ---
    It's not much good if
    only the director finds it amusing!
[18:26] ---
    Are you trying to get the
    Golden Raspberry award for non-pros?
[18:29] ---
    What are you talking about?
    There's only one thing we're going for.
[18:32] ---
    That's the "best of the festival"
    for the school festival!
[18:35] ---
    And if we can, the Golden Globe, too!
[18:38] ---
    All right, then. At least show me
    the script. How's it coming along?
[18:42] ---
    No problem!
[18:44] ---
    It's all up here. The script and
    the storyboards are all ready to go!
[18:49] ---
    You don't have to think about a thing.
[18:53] ---
    Well, that's just great.
[18:55] ---
    You don't need to
    think about anything, either.
[18:57] ---
    You just need to sit and stare out the window.
[18:59] ---
    As long as you had a pleasant look
    on your face, you'd be as cute as Miss Asahina.
[19:05] ---
    What?
[19:05] ---
    Nothing.
[19:07] ---
    Okay, everyone. We're going to get fired up!
[19:10] ---
    You need to be idealistic
    if you want to capture any glory.
[19:12] ---
    When you free yourself of
    your inhibitions, the latent abilities
[19:16] ---
    within you will awaken,
    revealing unimaginable powers!
[19:20] ---
    This isn't a counterattack like
    you'd see in a battle manga, you know...
[19:27] ---
    The next morning.
[19:29] ---
    As of today, we've fallen
    into a strange situation.
[19:34] ---
    No, how can I put this?
[19:37] ---
    What did Haruhi say? Something like,
[19:40] ---
    "When you free yourself of
    your inhibitions, the latent abilities
[19:43] ---
    within you will awaken,
    revealing unimaginable powers!"
[19:48] ---
    But Haruhi, the one
    gaining powers won't be you.
[19:53] ---
    And you won't even know it.
[19:56] ---
    You're late!
[19:57] ---
    It's not even nine yet.
[19:59] ---
    You're still last. As punishment,
    you're buying us lunch.
[20:04] ---
    Yeah, yeah.
[20:11] ---
    Well, I'll cover the bus fare!
    It's part of our necessary expenses!
[20:17] ---
    Thanks.
[20:18] ---
    Oh yeah!
[20:19] ---
    I need to put this on...
[20:22] ---
    Why are you wearing your school uniform?
[20:25] ---
    She told me to wear it yesterday.
[20:27] ---
    It's because I'm playing a high school
    student who has psychic powers.
[20:33] ---
    So you're just playing yourself.
[20:35] ---
    All right, this works!
[20:37] ---
    Okay, the bus stop is this way!
[20:39] ---
    Super Director
[20:39] ---
    Come on, Kyon, hurry up!
[20:44] ---
    After thirty minutes of being shaken by the bus
[20:47] ---
    and thirty minutes of walking,
[20:49] ---
    we ended up in a place
    that would make you ask,
[20:52] ---
    "Why did we come to a place
    no one wants to come to?"
[20:55] ---
    Man, it's hot...
[20:56] ---
    Umm...
[20:57] ---
    Would you like some of mine?
    If you don't mind that it's half-drunk...
[21:01] ---
    Half-drunk? Oh, thank you.
[21:06] ---
    Take care of that later! You too, Mikuru!
[21:09] ---
    There's no time to
    give our gofer a drink break!
[21:14] ---
    Come on, we're going to
    start shooting. Get changed!
[21:17] ---
    But...
[21:18] ---
    It's fine! If you go far enough in,
    you won't run into anyone!
[21:24] ---
    The half-drunk...
[21:27] ---
    Don't peek.
[21:28] ---
    Right.
[21:31] ---
    Ta-dah! It's a color contact.
[21:34] ---
    Having different colored eyes
    is pretty important, you know!
[21:38] ---
    One differently colored eye
    will increase the sense of mystery!
[21:42] ---
    It's symbolic!
[21:44] ---
    And there's a secret in this blue eye of hers!
[21:47] ---
    Well, it'd make no sense for her
    to just have a differently colored eye.
[21:51] ---
    So? What's the secret?
[21:54] ---
    It's still a secret!
[21:56] ---
    Come on, Mikuru, how long
    are you going to loaf about?
[22:01] ---
    Hey! Mikuru! Stop being so embarrassed!
[22:05] ---
    You just need to get into your character!
[22:10] ---
    Okay, try running one more time.
[22:16] ---
    It looks like this is our opening sequence,
    worthy of celebration.
[22:20] ---
    I thought that she'd at least
    write a script or something,
[22:22] ---
    but Haruhi simply declared
    that there wasn't one.
[22:25] ---
    We'd be in big trouble
    if I wrote it down and it got leaked.
[22:29] ---
    That's the reason she gave.
[22:31] ---
    I wonder when this
    turned into a Hong Kong flick.
[22:33] ---
    Okay! Once more, like you did the third time!
[22:39] ---
    Okay, next up is the fight scene
    between Mikuru and Yuki!
[22:42] ---
    Mikuru, shoot at Yuki with all you've got!
[22:46] ---
    But didn't they say to
    not point these at people?
[22:49] ---
    It's all right. There's no way
    you'll hit her, Mikuru!
[22:53] ---
    And if it looks like she'd get hit,
    Yuki will be able to dodge it.
[22:58] ---
    It's all right. Fire.
[23:00] ---
    See? She said it's all right! Shoot her up!
[23:03] ---
    Oh yeah, don't fire them at the
    same time, but one after the other!
[23:07] ---
    That's one of the basics of two-gun fighting!
[23:18] ---
    Yeah. I guess this works.
[23:21] ---
    Hey, Haruhi. How is this a movie?
    I have no idea what's going on.
[23:26] ---
    That's fine! We'll just cut and
    paste it together during editing.
[23:31] ---
    And who's going to do that?
    That cutting and pasting?
[23:34] ---
    At least put in some dialogue.
[23:36] ---
    It's fine! If we have to, we'll mute the sound
    and record the dialogue afterwards!
[23:40] ---
    We have to put in sound effects
    and background music, anyways!
[23:44] ---
    You don't have to think too hard about this!
[23:49] ---
    Even if we wanted to,
    the story is only in your head,
[23:53] ---
    so there's nothing for us to think about.
[24:04] ---
    It fell from the sky
[24:07] ---
    With all of the wishes that were made upon it
[24:09] ---
    Maybe it was a little too heavy for a single star
[24:15] ---
    Something just doesn't seem right
[24:17] ---
    The image of you in my mind has vanished
[24:20] ---
    Can I say that I remember you clearly?
[24:24] ---
    Stop!
[24:26] ---
    The past belongs to me
[24:30] ---
    Of course I don't want
    to trade it with anyone else

[24:34] ---
    That's because
[24:36] ---
    It was my birthday,
    and when we saw each other

[24:41] ---
    We could see the first dream
[24:43] ---
    That we had when we were born
[24:46] ---
    Worrying about "what do I do?"
[24:51] ---
    Is laughable when I think about it now
[24:55] ---
    I've already forgotten it
[24:58] ---
    Let's search for you