# E21 - The Sigh of Haruhi Suzumiya Part Two
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What should I do?
**[00:24] ---**
Oh, you don't have to do anything.
**[00:27] ---**
You can go home. We're done for today.
**[00:32] ---**
It looks like our Haruhi-esque
activities are done for the day.
**[00:37] ---**
She was able to get her hands
on all of this stuff,
**[00:39] ---**
and with the kind of skill that could even
get an experienced negotiator to lean left.
**[00:42] ---**
On top of that, it all cost nothing.
In other words, it was free.
**[00:45] ---**
They used to say this a lot in the old days:
**[00:47] ---**
"There's nothing scarier than
something that's free."
**[00:49] ---**
The problem is that Haruhi isn't scared at all.
**[00:53] ---**
Actually, if there is something that would
scare Haruhi, please, let me know.
**[01:08] ---**
*Day by day, everything's just so dull*
**[01:13] ---**
*That's why you need to become
someone that can just reject it all*
**[01:18] ---**
*Oh my boy, you need to be decisive*
**[01:22] ---**
*I won't deal with any lies
in this small world*
**[01:28] ---**
*I found myself on my own,
it's natural you'd fall for me*
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*Kick away the boring ways of doing things,*
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*I'm going to decide everything*
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*I say, I say my heaven*
**[01:42] ---**
*Super driver, leave everything to the rush*
**[01:44] ---**
*And just keep going forward, no matter what*
**[01:46] ---**
*Surpass (Don't you stop me)
The idea of "impossible"*
**[01:50] ---**
*Take it easy, go!*
**[01:51] ---**
*I agree, it's going to be a huge victory*
**[01:53] ---**
*Of course, it'll feel pleasant,
no matter what happens*
**[01:56] ---**
*A review meeting? (Get back to wild)
Forget that, now hurry up*
**[02:01] ---**
*We haven't tried this or that,
we always do things how we want*
**[02:06] ---**
*Everything's a new experience,
let's try them out*
**[02:11] ---**
*We haven't tried this or that,
we always do things suddenly*
**[02:16] ---**
*Everything's a new experience,
what about it?*
**[02:21] ---**
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
**[02:29] ---**
What's all that?
Presents for good little kids?
**[02:32] ---**
What, this? Of course not.
**[02:35] ---**
Oh, model guns.
I didn't know you were into those.
**[02:40] ---**
I'm not. These are Haruhi's.
**[02:43] ---**
Huh, Suzumiya's... Well, it must be tough.
**[02:50] ---**
By the way.
**[02:52] ---**
What?
**[02:53] ---**
Well, the school festival
is coming soon, right?
**[02:55] ---**
What are you guys going to do this time?
**[02:58] ---**
Why ask me?
**[03:00] ---**
I don't think I'd get a serious
response if I asked Suzumiya.
**[03:03] ---**
Nagato wouldn't say anything if I asked her,
**[03:05] ---**
and Miss Asahina won't come near me.
**[03:07] ---**
And the other guy... is kind of creepy.
**[03:10] ---**
That's why I'm asking you.
**[03:12] ---**
What, am I the P.R. Rep now,
or am I just a nice guy?
**[03:17] ---**
It's the latter, definitely.
**[03:19] ---**
I mean, you seem like the kind of guy
that will stick with someone,
**[03:23] ---**
even if you know that the path
you're taking is leading to a cliff.
**[03:29] ---**
I'm hurt. Fine, I won't tell you
when I find out, then.
**[03:32] ---**
Hey!
**[03:34] ---**
Even I know that what awaits us
at the end of Haruhi's little path
**[03:39] ---**
is going to be pointless.
**[03:41] ---**
But it isn't just Haruhi and me
walking down that path.
**[03:44] ---**
There are at least three others
coming along with us.
**[03:48] ---**
I'm sure two of them would be fine
if left to their own devices,
**[03:51] ---**
but Miss Asahina would be in danger.
**[03:53] ---**
For someone from the future,
she sure doesn't seem to be able
**[03:56] ---**
to predict any of the problems
that might happen to her.
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It's obvious to me that I have to protect her.
**[04:01] ---**
It's obvious to me that I have to protect her.
**[04:01] ---**
The Sigh of Haruhi Suzumiya II
**[04:10] ---**
Hurry up and get undressed! I'll help.
**[04:14] ---**
O-Oh no, please, don't pull--
**[04:16] ---**
Come on!
**[04:22] ---**
Come in.
**[04:30] ---**
Well?
**[04:31] ---**
It really suits her, oddly enough.
**[04:33] ---**
I thought that it was
of Caean make or something.
**[04:35] ---**
Hello!
**[04:36] ---**
Oh, excuse me.
**[04:38] ---**
Oh my. That looks quite good on you.
**[04:41] ---**
You can tell that just by looking at her.
**[04:43] ---**
What I can't tell is
why there's a waitress in here,
**[04:47] ---**
since this isn't a café or anything.
**[04:49] ---**
Well, you see...
**[04:50] ---**
Mikuru is going to wear
this costume in the movie!
**[04:55] ---**
Is her usual maid outfit not good enough?
**[04:58] ---**
Of course not.
**[04:59] ---**
A maid is a person that gives private service
to someone in a mansion somewhere.
**[05:04] ---**
But waitresses are different.
**[05:06] ---**
They work at restaurants where they
provide their services to the public.
**[05:09] ---**
That's no reason to
put Miss Asahina in this outfit.
**[05:14] ---**
Never mind the details!
This is just a question of atmosphere.
**[05:19] ---**
And it's fine with me!
**[05:21] ---**
Even if it's fine with you,
is it fine with Miss Asahina?
**[05:23] ---**
Umm...
**[05:24] ---**
T-This feels like it's a bit small for me...
**[05:29] ---**
S-So, you see...
**[05:31] ---**
It's all right! This is just right.
It's like a perfect fit.
**[05:35] ---**
It's no use. She's made her decision.
**[05:37] ---**
In other words, this is our movie's concept!
**[05:42] ---**
I decided to dedicate myself to entertainment
**[05:44] ---**
as the representative director
for the SOS Brigade!
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Just watch! We'll get a standing ovation;
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we'll leave no one in their seats!
**[05:50] ---**
Director
**[06:06] ---**
Yuki! You understand, don't you?! That's it!
**[06:10] ---**
I don't know if that's "it."
**[06:12] ---**
It looks like her costume
for her class's fortune telling.
**[06:15] ---**
Based on the answers Nagato gave
to Haruhi's rapid-fire questions,
**[06:19] ---**
that seems to be the case.
**[06:22] ---**
In any case, what was she up to,
walking here like that?
**[06:27] ---**
That costume is perfect
for the role I have in mind.
**[06:30] ---**
What do you mean, perfect?
**[06:34] ---**
This!
**[06:40] ---**
Is... is this my fault?
**[06:46] ---**
How can I put this?
**[06:47] ---**
It's really the kind of casting
I'd expect from you, Miss Suzumiya.
**[06:52] ---**
It's wonderful.
**[06:54] ---**
Don't smile at me. I'll turn to stone.
**[07:00] ---**
I'm sorry...
**[07:01] ---**
Okay, Kyon! Get those guns
ready to be used by the end of the day.
**[07:05] ---**
We're going to start
shooting tomorrow, after all.
**[07:08] ---**
Oh, you have to learn
how to handle a camera, got it?
**[07:13] ---**
Do you think we're going to
have any particular problems?
**[07:15] ---**
Have we ever *not* had any problems
with anything she's done?
**[07:18] ---**
Don't make me laugh.
**[07:20] ---**
Well, it's not really a laughing matter,
but it's not a reason to despair, either.
**[07:25] ---**
How do you know that?
**[07:26] ---**
Because those are movie roles.
**[07:30] ---**
There's no way that Miss Suzumiya
actually believes that I'm a teenage esper.
**[07:35] ---**
The "Itsuki Koizumi" that I'm set
to play in the fiction of the movie
**[07:40] ---**
is an esper, that's all.
**[07:45] ---**
No one actually mixes up an actor with
the character they play in a movie, right?
**[07:51] ---**
Even if there are people who do,
Miss Suzumiya is not one of them.
**[07:56] ---**
That still doesn't make me feel better.
**[07:58] ---**
There's no proof
that what you're saying is true.
**[08:01] ---**
If she was the kind of person that
would mix up the real world with fiction,
**[08:05] ---**
then our world would already
be a much more fantastic place.
**[08:09] ---**
I've said this before, but Miss Suzumiya
**[08:11] ---**
actually has a fairly realistic way of thinking.
**[08:14] ---**
I know that. I've been
pulled into numerous odd situations
**[08:18] ---**
because her realistic way of thinking
sort of ambles into her godlike existence.
**[08:24] ---**
On top of that, Haruhi doesn't know she's doing it.
**[08:24] ---**
Brigade leader
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We can't show Miss Suzumiya
any proof of this, of course.
**[08:32] ---**
There might come a time where
we have to, but this is not that time.
**[08:39] ---**
Thankfully, Miss Asahina and
Miss Nagato are in agreement with us.
**[08:44] ---**
I'd be okay if things
stayed this way forever, though.
**[08:47] ---**
So would I. I don't want to
see the world go to pieces.
**[08:54] ---**
I think you should be more worried
about yourself than the world.
**[09:00] ---**
There are replacements
for myself and Miss Nagato,
**[09:04] ---**
but there's no understudy for you.
**[09:10] ---**
For the school festival
**[09:10] ---**
Practice file 3
**[09:16] ---**
Feh, what's the big deal about
the school festival? It pisses me off.
**[09:19] ---**
Why?
**[09:20] ---**
I'm not having any fun at all,
**[09:22] ---**
so the people who are
having fun are a real eyesore.
**[09:25] ---**
Especially couples,
they fill me with "murderous intent."
**[09:29] ---**
Isn't that just you resenting them?
**[09:31] ---**
And what's with our class?
A survey? Hah! How stupid.
**[09:36] ---**
Then you should have come up with an idea.
**[09:40] ---**
If you had, then maybe Haruhi
wouldn't have come up with this movie idea.
**[09:44] ---**
As if. There's no way I'd let them
push me into doing more.
**[09:48] ---**
That's true. If only
Miss Asakura were still here.
**[09:53] ---**
It really sucked to have
a double A-plus class girl leave.
**[09:59] ---**
I wonder if they'd let me change classes now.
**[10:02] ---**
Which class would you want to go to?
Maybe Miss Nagato's class?
**[10:05] ---**
Oh yeah, I saw her walking around
in some kind of magician outfit yesterday.
**[10:09] ---**
What was that all about?
**[10:11] ---**
Who knows? I sure don't.
**[10:12] ---**
Hm, when was it that I saw you and Nagato
in the classroom in each other's arms?
**[10:18] ---**
Well, you see...
**[10:20] ---**
I know, it was something
Suzumiya cooked up, right?
**[10:24] ---**
What? Y-Yeah...
**[10:25] ---**
This was an attempt to freak me out, right?
**[10:25] ---**
Taniguchi misunderstanding what happened
**[10:28] ---**
Nice try, but no dice.
**[10:28] ---**
is a load off of my shoulders...
**[10:30] ---**
Thanks, Taniguchi.
Your stupidity will save the world.
**[10:34] ---**
Man, but this is boring.
**[10:37] ---**
Okay, everyone!
We're heading to the first location!
**[10:40] ---**
This is sudden.
**[10:41] ---**
I looked for a good place around the school,
**[10:43] ---**
but it looks like we have no choice
but to go somewhere else nearby.
**[10:46] ---**
Mikuru, get ready.
**[10:48] ---**
A-Am I going, too?
**[10:51] ---**
Of course. We can't
do anything without the lead.
**[10:55] ---**
B-But... in this outfit?
**[10:58] ---**
Yup, that's right.
**[11:01] ---**
C-Could I at least wear a jacket over this?
**[11:04] ---**
No! It's because you think you're
embarrassed that you get all nervous.
**[11:07] ---**
At this rate, we'll never
be able to get a Golden Globe!
**[11:10] ---**
Weren't we trying to get "best of
the festival" for the school festival?
**[11:14] ---**
Oh, yeah, Yuki!
**[11:16] ---**
Take this!
**[11:18] ---**
I've changed your role,
so now you're an evil alien witch!
**[11:22] ---**
And she's already screwing with the script!
**[11:25] ---**
Well, it is true that
Nagato's powers seem like magic.
**[11:30] ---**
Come on, Kyon, get the camera ready!
**[11:34] ---**
Okay, let's get going!
**[11:35] ---**
All together!
**[11:37] ---**
It looks like she's serious.
**[11:44] ---**
What the?
**[11:51] ---**
Hey, Haruhi.
**[11:53] ---**
You don't intend to make these two
get on the train in these outfits, do you?
**[12:00] ---**
Is there a problem with that?
**[12:01] ---**
Of course there is!
**[12:03] ---**
Why? They might get arrested
if they were buck naked,
**[12:06] ---**
but they're wearing clothes, right?
**[12:08] ---**
Oh, would the bunny
girl outfit have been better?
**[12:11] ---**
You should have said so earlier.
**[12:12] ---**
I don't think that's something
that someone who went to the trouble
**[12:15] ---**
of getting a waitress outfit should be saying!
**[12:17] ---**
Wait, didn't you say that her being
a waitress was part of the movie's concept?
**[12:20] ---**
What's most important
right now is adaptability.
**[12:24] ---**
That's how all living things on the earth
have managed to evolve, right?
**[12:28] ---**
If you just idly stand by,
you're going to get left behind!
**[12:30] ---**
If the environment was sentient,
**[12:32] ---**
then Haruhi would have been
thrown out of the atmosphere by now.
**[12:35] ---**
Oh, the train's here!
**[12:37] ---**
Come on, Mikuru! Get going already!
**[12:43] ---**
We're here, as promised!
**[12:46] ---**
Oh, good work.
**[12:49] ---**
Ah, is this the girl from the day
before yesterday? I didn't recognize her.
**[12:53] ---**
Okay, I'm counting on you.
**[12:55] ---**
Roger that!
**[12:57] ---**
All right, everyone.
**[12:58] ---**
We're going to have
a quick meeting, so gather around.
**[13:03] ---**
We're going to be shooting a commercial!
**[13:07] ---**
What?
**[13:09] ---**
Ohmori Electronics
**[13:12] ---**
T-This shop is...
**[13:15] ---**
The manager is a really good person.
And he's a nice guy.
**[13:21] ---**
Umm... They've been around since
current owner Eijirou's grandfather.
**[13:26] ---**
You can find anything
from batteries to refrigerators here.
**[13:32] ---**
Umm... well...
**[13:34] ---**
In any case,
please come by Ohmori Electronics!
**[13:38] ---**
Okay, cut!
**[13:40] ---**
Hmm, I just don't feel the emotion...
**[13:43] ---**
I wonder why that is...
**[13:46] ---**
Mama, what's that?
**[13:48] ---**
Shh, you mustn't look.
**[13:50] ---**
I've got it!
**[13:51] ---**
For the love of God,
please don't "get" anything else!
**[13:54] ---**
It doesn't make sense for a waitress
to be at an electronics store.
**[13:58] ---**
That's "it"?!
**[13:59] ---**
Koizumi, hand me the small bag over there!
**[14:01] ---**
Yes, ma'am.
**[14:03] ---**
"Let me have a camera, and I'll put
a commercial for your store in my movie."
**[14:07] ---**
"Sure thing."
**[14:08] ---**
That's probably the conversation
Haruhi had with the owner in five seconds.
**[14:13] ---**
Mikuru, come here a second.
**[14:16] ---**
Oh my. It doesn't look like
I'll have any lines in this part.
**[14:21] ---**
Actually, I'm one of the actors
in my class's stage production, too.
**[14:27] ---**
I'm having quite a hard time
remembering all of the lines.
**[14:29] ---**
Oh really.
**[14:31] ---**
I'd prefer it if my role for this
was light on lines, but...
**[14:35] ---**
How about if you take the lead role?
**[14:38] ---**
Haruhi's the one controlling the casting.
**[14:41] ---**
Ask her if you want to switch.
**[14:44] ---**
Do you really think that I could
do something as frightening as that?
**[14:47] ---**
These are Miss Suzumiya's orders after all,
**[14:50] ---**
and I'd rather not imagine
what would await me if I disobeyed them.
**[14:55] ---**
I'd rather not, either. That's why
I'm sitting here as the cameraman.
**[15:01] ---**
And we're back!
**[15:05] ---**
It's Miss Asahina's
first costume from a while back.
**[15:08] ---**
A perfect bunny girl.
**[15:11] ---**
Oh yeah, that was over half a year ago.
**[15:14] ---**
Now that I think about it,
quite a bit happened then.
**[15:16] ---**
Right now, they're fond memories...
**[15:20] ---**
As if!
**[15:21] ---**
Okay, this is perfect!
**[15:23] ---**
A bunny girl really is the best fit
for introducing a product.
**[15:26] ---**
Okay, we're going to take it from the top!
**[15:29] ---**
Kyon, get the camera ready!
**[15:32] ---**
All right, this is take two!
**[15:36] ---**
And so, the commercial for
the electronics store was finished.
**[15:40] ---**
There's one thing
you need to remember, though.
**[15:43] ---**
There was one other sponsor
that we visited last time.
**[15:47] ---**
Yamatsuchi Model Shop
**[15:50] ---**
All right. Okay then, Mikuru.
**[15:51] ---**
Do it just like you did at the other store!
**[15:54] ---**
There were no problems that time!
**[15:55] ---**
Like hell there weren't.
**[15:57] ---**
Okay, action!
**[16:00] ---**
T-This model shop
opened for business last year
**[16:05] ---**
after Mr. Keiji Yamatsuchi,
age 28, left his corporate job.
**[16:08] ---**
It's like his hobbies took over
his actions, and he just did it.
**[16:14] ---**
And as many thought,
sales haven't met expectations...
**[16:18] ---**
The first-half earnings this year
are down 80% from last year...
**[16:27] ---**
So shop as much as you can, everyone!
**[16:34] ---**
You want me to hold it?
**[16:42] ---**
D-Don't shoot while pointing at people!
**[16:45] ---**
Hold off by shooting things like empty cans!
**[16:48] ---**
You want me to shoot?
**[16:53] ---**
All right, cut!
**[16:56] ---**
Today's filming was only so-so.
**[16:59] ---**
But tomorrow we're going to
start shooting the movie itself.
**[17:02] ---**
We've already added fifteen minutes
to the movie with the commercials.
**[17:05] ---**
How long is the actual movie going to be?
**[17:07] ---**
Well, we'll just shoot as much
as we can and edit it down later.
**[17:11] ---**
These days, it's a snap with a computer.
**[17:13] ---**
And who's going to be doing the snapping?
**[17:15] ---**
I've got the feeling that "editor"
was one of the things listed under my jobs.
**[17:19] ---**
Tomorrow's Saturday,
and a day off from school,
**[17:22] ---**
so I want everyone to show up!
**[17:24] ---**
Be at Kitaguchi Station at nine o'clock!
**[17:27] ---**
Hey, Haruhi. Can't you do something
about Miss Asahina's outfit?
**[17:32] ---**
There has to be a more appropriate
outfit for someone who fights.
**[17:36] ---**
You know, like a plug suit
or a stealth suit or something.
**[17:40] ---**
Tsk tsk.
**[17:42] ---**
If she wore something like that,
there'd be no unpredictability.
**[17:45] ---**
The audience will be surprised and go "whoa!"
**[17:46] ---**
Because it's a waitress that's fighting.
**[17:49] ---**
Being able to grab the audience is vital!
**[17:51] ---**
That's the concept, you know!
**[17:53] ---**
I wonder if she understands
the meaning of the word "concept."
**[17:56] ---**
Well, never mind that, then.
Why is she here from the future?
**[18:02] ---**
Well, that is, you know.
**[18:04] ---**
Umm, the character doesn't
have to be from the future, right?
**[18:07] ---**
It's all right!
**[18:08] ---**
We'll figure that out when the time comes!
**[18:12] ---**
And if we can't think of something,
then we'll just ignore it!
**[18:15] ---**
As long as it's amusing, it's fine!
**[18:19] ---**
That's only if it's amusing though, right?
**[18:23] ---**
It's not much good if
only the director finds it amusing!
**[18:26] ---**
Are you trying to get the
Golden Raspberry award for non-pros?
**[18:29] ---**
What are you talking about?
There's only one thing we're going for.
**[18:32] ---**
That's the "best of the festival"
for the school festival!
**[18:35] ---**
And if we can, the Golden Globe, too!
**[18:38] ---**
All right, then. At least show me
the script. How's it coming along?
**[18:42] ---**
No problem!
**[18:44] ---**
It's all up here. The script and
the storyboards are all ready to go!
**[18:49] ---**
You don't have to think about a thing.
**[18:53] ---**
Well, that's just great.
**[18:55] ---**
You don't need to
think about anything, either.
**[18:57] ---**
You just need to sit and stare out the window.
**[18:59] ---**
As long as you had a pleasant look
on your face, you'd be as cute as Miss Asahina.
**[19:05] ---**
What?
**[19:05] ---**
Nothing.
**[19:07] ---**
Okay, everyone. We're going to get fired up!
**[19:10] ---**
You need to be idealistic
if you want to capture any glory.
**[19:12] ---**
When you free yourself of
your inhibitions, the latent abilities
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within you will awaken,
revealing unimaginable powers!
**[19:20] ---**
This isn't a counterattack like
you'd see in a battle manga, you know...
**[19:27] ---**
The next morning.
**[19:29] ---**
As of today, we've fallen
into a strange situation.
**[19:34] ---**
No, how can I put this?
**[19:37] ---**
What did Haruhi say? Something like,
**[19:40] ---**
"When you free yourself of
your inhibitions, the latent abilities
**[19:43] ---**
within you will awaken,
revealing unimaginable powers!"
**[19:48] ---**
But Haruhi, the one
gaining powers won't be you.
**[19:53] ---**
And you won't even know it.
**[19:56] ---**
You're late!
**[19:57] ---**
It's not even nine yet.
**[19:59] ---**
You're still last. As punishment,
you're buying us lunch.
**[20:04] ---**
Yeah, yeah.
**[20:11] ---**
Well, I'll cover the bus fare!
It's part of our necessary expenses!
**[20:17] ---**
Thanks.
**[20:18] ---**
Oh yeah!
**[20:19] ---**
I need to put this on...
**[20:22] ---**
Why are you wearing your school uniform?
**[20:25] ---**
She told me to wear it yesterday.
**[20:27] ---**
It's because I'm playing a high school
student who has psychic powers.
**[20:33] ---**
So you're just playing yourself.
**[20:35] ---**
All right, this works!
**[20:37] ---**
Okay, the bus stop is this way!
**[20:39] ---**
Super Director
**[20:39] ---**
Come on, Kyon, hurry up!
**[20:44] ---**
After thirty minutes of being shaken by the bus
**[20:47] ---**
and thirty minutes of walking,
**[20:49] ---**
we ended up in a place
that would make you ask,
**[20:52] ---**
"Why did we come to a place
no one wants to come to?"
**[20:55] ---**
Man, it's hot...
**[20:56] ---**
Umm...
**[20:57] ---**
Would you like some of mine?
If you don't mind that it's half-drunk...
**[21:01] ---**
Half-drunk? Oh, thank you.
**[21:06] ---**
Take care of that later! You too, Mikuru!
**[21:09] ---**
There's no time to
give our gofer a drink break!
**[21:14] ---**
Come on, we're going to
start shooting. Get changed!
**[21:17] ---**
But...
**[21:18] ---**
It's fine! If you go far enough in,
you won't run into anyone!
**[21:24] ---**
The half-drunk...
**[21:27] ---**
Don't peek.
**[21:28] ---**
Right.
**[21:31] ---**
Ta-dah! It's a color contact.
**[21:34] ---**
Having different colored eyes
is pretty important, you know!
**[21:38] ---**
One differently colored eye
will increase the sense of mystery!
**[21:42] ---**
It's symbolic!
**[21:44] ---**
And there's a secret in this blue eye of hers!
**[21:47] ---**
Well, it'd make no sense for her
to just have a differently colored eye.
**[21:51] ---**
So? What's the secret?
**[21:54] ---**
It's still a secret!
**[21:56] ---**
Come on, Mikuru, how long
are you going to loaf about?
**[22:01] ---**
Hey! Mikuru! Stop being so embarrassed!
**[22:05] ---**
You just need to get into your character!
**[22:10] ---**
Okay, try running one more time.
**[22:16] ---**
It looks like this is our opening sequence,
worthy of celebration.
**[22:20] ---**
I thought that she'd at least
write a script or something,
**[22:22] ---**
but Haruhi simply declared
that there wasn't one.
**[22:25] ---**
We'd be in big trouble
if I wrote it down and it got leaked.
**[22:29] ---**
That's the reason she gave.
**[22:31] ---**
I wonder when this
turned into a Hong Kong flick.
**[22:33] ---**
Okay! Once more, like you did the third time!
**[22:39] ---**
Okay, next up is the fight scene
between Mikuru and Yuki!
**[22:42] ---**
Mikuru, shoot at Yuki with all you've got!
**[22:46] ---**
But didn't they say to
not point these at people?
**[22:49] ---**
It's all right. There's no way
you'll hit her, Mikuru!
**[22:53] ---**
And if it looks like she'd get hit,
Yuki will be able to dodge it.
**[22:58] ---**
It's all right. Fire.
**[23:00] ---**
See? She said it's all right! Shoot her up!
**[23:03] ---**
Oh yeah, don't fire them at the
same time, but one after the other!
**[23:07] ---**
That's one of the basics of two-gun fighting!
**[23:18] ---**
Yeah. I guess this works.
**[23:21] ---**
Hey, Haruhi. How is this a movie?
I have no idea what's going on.
**[23:26] ---**
That's fine! We'll just cut and
paste it together during editing.
**[23:31] ---**
And who's going to do that?
That cutting and pasting?
**[23:34] ---**
At least put in some dialogue.
**[23:36] ---**
It's fine! If we have to, we'll mute the sound
and record the dialogue afterwards!
**[23:40] ---**
We have to put in sound effects
and background music, anyways!
**[23:44] ---**
You don't have to think too hard about this!
**[23:49] ---**
Even if we wanted to,
the story is only in your head,
**[23:53] ---**
so there's nothing for us to think about.
**[24:04] ---**
*It fell from the sky*
**[24:07] ---**
*With all of the wishes that were made upon it*
**[24:09] ---**
*Maybe it was a little too heavy for a single star*
**[24:15] ---**
*Something just doesn't seem right*
**[24:17] ---**
*The image of you in my mind has vanished*
**[24:20] ---**
*Can I say that I remember you clearly?*
**[24:24] ---**
*Stop!*
**[24:26] ---**
*The past belongs to me*
**[24:30] ---**
*Of course I don't want
to trade it with anyone else*
**[24:34] ---**
*That's because*
**[24:36] ---**
*It was my birthday,
and when we saw each other*
**[24:41] ---**
*We could see the first dream*
**[24:43] ---**
*That we had when we were born*
**[24:46] ---**
*Worrying about "what do I do?"*
**[24:51] ---**
*Is laughable when I think about it now*
**[24:55] ---**
*I've already forgotten it*
**[24:58] ---**
*Let's search for you*