E6 - The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya Part Six

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    Self-styled android created by aliens.
[00:27] ---
    Self-styled time-traveling girl.
[00:30] ---
    Self-styled boy esper squadron.
[00:34] ---
    They've been frank and shown proof
    to dispute the "self-styled" part.
[00:39] ---
    Good morning, Kyon!
[00:39] ---
    For three different reasons...
[00:41] ---
    Come on, get up!
[00:41] ---
    ...the trio's actions revolve around Haruhi Suzumiya.
[00:44] ---
    Come on already!
[00:44] ---
    It'll take 100 light years to say it's good,
[00:47] ---
    Hurry up!
[00:47] ---
    but I don't get something.
[00:49] ---
    Why me?
[00:51] ---
    An alien, future girl, and esper boy
    wandered around Haruhi...
[00:54] ---
    ...because according to Koizumi,
    Haruhi wished for it.
[01:00] ---
    Then what about me?
[01:01] ---
    Why was I involved
    with this mysterious situation?
[01:06] ---
    Well, I'm off!
[01:06] ---
    I'm an ordinary high schooler
[01:08] ---
    Good morning!
[01:08] ---
    with no strange powers, 100% pure.
[01:13] ---
    Who wrote this scenario?
[01:15] ---
    You, Haruhi?
[01:18] ---
    Just kidding. Not my problem.
[01:22] ---
    Why should I worry about it?
    All the causes lie with Haruhi.
[01:27] ---
    That means the one who should be
    worrying isn't me, but Haruhi.
[01:31] ---
    Nagato, Koizumi, Miss Asahina...
    They should talk directly to her.
[01:36] ---
    Whatever the result, it's Haruhi's
    responsibility, not my problem.
[01:41] ---
    Everyone else can just run around.
[01:44] ---
    Yo!
[01:45] ---
    Yeah.
[01:47] ---
    Taniguchi, I'm a normal
    high school boy, right?
[01:53] ---
    I dunno.
[01:54] ---
    Normal high school boys
    don't push down girls in classrooms.
[01:58] ---
    Especially Yuki Nagato,
    who's an A- in my aesthetic ranking.
[02:02] ---
    I explained.
[02:04] ---
    The story Taniguchi is thinking of
    is complete fiction, a delusion.
[02:09] ---
    Nagato is a victim of Haruhi,
    who turned the lit club into her lair...
[02:14] ---
    ...and being too troubled by this,
    she consulted me.
[02:18] ---
    Relating to her direct plea,
    and to save this poor girl...
[02:22] ---
    ...I was in the classroom helping her
    plan after Haruhi went home.
[02:27] ---
    Nagato succumbed to her chronic anemia.
[02:29] ---
    She fell over, and I raced to
    prevent her collision on the floor...
[02:34] ---
    ...when someone intruded. You, Taniguchi.
[02:38] ---
    Honestly, when the truth is known,
    it's something very trivial.
[02:44] ---
    Liar
[02:44] ---
    Liar.
[02:45] ---
    Hmph...
[02:46] ---
    Even if I believed that lie,
    you wouldn't be normal at the point...
[02:50] ---
    ...where Yuki Nagato, famous for
    being a recluse, consulted you.
[02:55] ---
    Nagato was that famous?
[02:57] ---
    More than anything,
    she's Suzumiya's henchman.
[03:00] ---
    If you're an ordinary male student,
    I'm as ordinary as a water flea.
[03:06] ---
    Hey, Taniguchi...
    can you use supernatural powers?
[03:12] ---
    I get it... You're finally starting to
    become poisoned by Suzumiya.
[03:17] ---
    Don't get too close.
    I'll catch the Suzumiya bug.
[03:29] ---
    Why aren't you changing?
[03:29] ---
    The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya VI
[03:31] ---
    Because it's hot.
[03:34] ---
    It's fine. I'll change again at the clubroom.
[03:38] ---
    I'm cleaning after class.
    It's easier to move in this.
[03:41] ---
    That's reasonable.
[03:42] ---
    What do you want as Mikuru's next outfit?
[03:45] ---
    Bunny girl, maid... Next would be...
[03:48] ---
    Wait, there's a next time?
[03:50] ---
    Cat ears? A nurse?
    Or would you like a dominatrix?
[03:55] ---
    Meowing with cat ears,
    or a nurse, or even a dominatrix...
[03:58] ---
    Moronic look.
[03:59] ---
    You brought it up.
[04:03] ---
    Honestly, I'm so bored...
[04:15] ---
    Show hidden files and folders
[04:24] ---
    I see. This is it.
[04:27] ---
    Find something out?
[04:29] ---
    No, nothing.
[04:31] ---
    Oh? What's this?
[04:33] ---
    I screwed up!
[04:34] ---
    Why is my name on it?
[04:37] ---
    What's in it? Show me.
[04:38] ---
    Well, this is, well...
    I wonder what it is?
[04:42] ---
    I'm sure it's nothing.
[04:43] ---
    Sounds like a lie.
[04:45] ---
    Miss Asahina, could you stand back?
[04:48] ---
    Please let me look.
[04:50] ---
    Just a bit. Hey, hey, please!
[04:53] ---
    What are you two doing?
[04:59] ---
    So you have a maid moe?
[05:02] ---
    What's that about?
[05:03] ---
    We're changing.
[05:05] ---
    Do as you please.
[05:07] ---
    I said we're changing.
[05:10] ---
    So?
[05:12] ---
    Get out!
[05:16] ---
    What's with her?
[05:18] ---
    She doesn't care when
    she changes in the classroom.
[05:22] ---
    The arms and shoulders are cool,
    but this outfit isn't that breathable.
[05:29] ---
    Huh?
[05:32] ---
    Is it costume party day?
[05:34] ---
    Don't complicate things.
[05:36] ---
    Mikuru.
[05:38] ---
    Sit here.
[05:46] ---
    They're like good sisters.
[05:49] ---
    She just wants to make a maid in braids.
[05:54] ---
    In the end, every day
    was normal if you said it was.
[05:59] ---
    We did nothing specific...
[06:01] ---
    We didn't know what to do...
[06:04] ---
    A life on moratorium
    along the flow of time.
[06:07] ---
    A life we took for granted,
    a commonplace, everyday life.
[06:11] ---
    Despite discontent from
    the extreme lack of activities...
[06:14] ---
    ...you keep welcoming the next day...
[06:17] ---
    ...telling yourself that
    you still have plenty of time left.
[06:21] ---
    Even so, this itself felt out of
    the ordinary and not all that bad.
[06:26] ---
    A classmate trying to kill you...
[06:28] ---
    Meeting a monster
    wrecking a grey, deserted world...
[06:31] ---
    That doesn't happen every day.
[06:34] ---
    Right. I wished these days
    would continue on forever.
[06:38] ---
    Isn't that what you'd normally think?
[06:41] ---
    But someone didn't think so.
[06:43] ---
    Of course, that would be Haruhi Suzumiya.
[06:58] ---
    What are you doing?
[07:00] ---
    Scissors. For art class tomorrow.
[07:03] ---
    That's fine, but let me know first at least.
[07:07] ---
    She knew how I'd react...
[07:13] ---
    By the way, do you know
    the mechanism for people's dreams?
[07:18] ---
    There are two kinds of sleep,
    REM sleep and non-REM sleep.
[07:22] ---
    They repeat in intervals.
[07:24] ---
    In REM sleep, the body's asleep,
    but the brain has light activity...
[07:28] ---
    ...and we have dreams.
[07:32] ---
    Kyon...
[07:33] ---
    Kyon!
[07:35] ---
    The alarm clock hasn't gone off yet, right?
[07:39] ---
    Wake up.
[07:40] ---
    No way.
[07:41] ---
    I said wake up!
[07:51] ---
    Do you know where we are?
[07:56] ---
    I thought I woke up, but I ended up here...
[08:00] ---
    ...and you were passed out next to me.
[08:02] ---
    What's this about?
[08:04] ---
    Why are we at school?
[08:09] ---
    An enclosed space.
[08:10] ---
    I was sleeping in my futon.
    Why are we in a place like this?
[08:14] ---
    And the sky is weird too...
[08:17] ---
    Have you seen Koizumi?
[08:19] ---
    No. Why?
[08:20] ---
    Nothing, just a hunch.
[08:24] ---
    First, let's leave the school.
[08:26] ---
    We might find someone.
[08:28] ---
    You don't seem too surprised.
[08:31] ---
    I'm surprised. Especially at
    the fact that you're here.
[08:42] ---
    What is this?
[08:54] ---
    It continues along the border.
[08:56] ---
    Does that mean we can't get out of here?
[09:00] ---
    Just grab my arm if you're scared.
    I'd get into the mood better.
[09:04] ---
    Idiot.
[09:11] ---
    It won't connect.
[09:13] ---
    I thought so.
[09:21] ---
    Kyon, look.
[09:24] ---
    Where in the world is this?
[09:29] ---
    It's gross...
[09:38] ---
    Want some?
[09:41] ---
    No thanks.
[09:43] ---
    What's going on? What is this?
[09:46] ---
    I don't get it at all.
[09:48] ---
    Where is this, and why am I here?
[09:52] ---
    Plus, why am I alone with you?
[09:54] ---
    Like I'd know.
[09:57] ---
    I'm going to look around.
[09:59] ---
    You stay here.
[10:01] ---
    I'll be right back.
[10:07] ---
    Acting like this is typical of Haruhi.
[10:17] ---
    Koizumi?
[10:18] ---
    Well, hello.
[10:19] ---
    It took a while.
[10:21] ---
    I thought you'd appear
    in slightly better shape...
[10:24] ---
    We must discuss something, including that.
[10:27] ---
    Let me be honest.
    This is an emergency situation.
[10:31] ---
    I can normally enter
    enclosed spaces with no problems.
[10:34] ---
    But this time, only in this incomplete form...
[10:38] ---
    ...after getting my comrades' help.
[10:40] ---
    Even then, it won't last.
[10:42] ---
    Our powers are about to
    disappear at any moment.
[10:46] ---
    What's going on? Only Haruhi and I are here?
[10:50] ---
    That's right.
[10:51] ---
    What we feared all along has finally begun.
[10:55] ---
    It seems she's finally
    given up on the real world...
[10:59] ---
    ...and decided on creating a new world.
[11:02] ---
    In other words, it's a world-ending crisis.
[11:07] ---
    What was that?
[11:10] ---
    Our syndicate's higher-ups
    are in a serious depression.
[11:14] ---
    No one knows what'll happen
    to this world once our deity's lost.
[11:18] ---
    If she's merciful...
[11:20] ---
    ...we could live on as if nothing happened.
[11:24] ---
    But we could also be unmade the next instant.
[11:27] ---
    Why so...
[11:28] ---
    Well, in any case...
[11:31] ---
    ...both you and she have
    totally vanished from this world.
[11:35] ---
    That isn't an ordinary enclosed space.
[11:38] ---
    It's a new dimension Miss Suzumiya created.
[11:42] ---
    Perhaps the previous enclosed spaces
    were practice for this one.
[11:48] ---
    That world will be closer to
    her wishes than this current world.
[11:54] ---
    I have no way to know her desires,
    so I wonder what will happen.
[11:59] ---
    Why is it that I'm here?
[12:01] ---
    You really have no idea why?
[12:04] ---
    You were chosen by Miss Suzumiya.
[12:07] ---
    You're the only one she wanted
    to be with from this universe.
[12:12] ---
    I thought you'd realize that much by now.
[12:16] ---
    It looks like time's running out.
[12:18] ---
    At this rate, it looks like
    we'll never see you two again.
[12:22] ---
    I have to live all alone
    with Haruhi in this world of grey?
[12:27] ---
    You're Adam and Eve.
[12:28] ---
    You can just procreate.
[12:31] ---
    I'll punch you.
[12:33] ---
    It's a joke.
[12:34] ---
    Theoretically, I think that world
    will become what you're used to.
[12:38] ---
    However, it won't be
    exactly the same as over here.
[12:42] ---
    Well, if I'm born there,
    please give me your best regards.
[12:46] ---
    We can't ever go back?
[12:49] ---
    If Miss Suzumiya wishes so...
[12:52] ---
    The chances are very slim...
[12:54] ---
    I'd liked to have associated
    with you and her a bit more...
[12:58] ---
    ...so I'm a bit regretful.
[13:00] ---
    Oh, right.
[13:02] ---
    I have messages from
    Mikuru Asahina and Yuki Nagato.
[13:06] ---
    Mikuru Asahina said to apologize to you.
[13:10] ---
    "Sorry, it's my fault."
[13:13] ---
    Yuki Nagato said to turn the computer on.
[13:17] ---
    Well then...
[13:21] ---
    What kind of joke is this?
[13:46] ---
    Can you see this?
[13:53] ---
    Yeah.
[13:53] ---
    I can.
[13:55] ---
    The dimensions aren't severed yet.
[13:57] ---
    It's inevitable. If so, it's over.
[14:00] ---
    What should I do?
[14:01] ---
    What should I do?
[14:03] ---
    Nothing. The entity has lost hope.
    The chance for evolution is lost.
[14:08] ---
    Haruhi Suzumiya
    created information from nothing.
[14:11] ---
    The entity could not.
[14:13] ---
    If we analyze this ability...
[14:15] ---
    ...it may lead to the evolution of autonomy.
[14:26] ---
    I'll gamble on you.
[14:28] ---
    Gamble what?
[14:30] ---
    It's our desire that you return.
    Haruhi Suzumiya is a valued subject.
[14:35] ---
    I, as an individual,
    also feel a desire for you to return.
[14:41] ---
    Once again, in the library...
[14:43] ---
    Nagato!
[14:55] ---
    What do you want me
    to do, Nagato...? Koizumi...?
[15:11] ---
    Kyon! Something showed up!
[15:13] ---
    What is that? A monster?
    It's not a mirage, right?
[15:18] ---
    Maybe an alien!
[15:19] ---
    Or an ancient superweapon
    resurrected in the modern age!
[15:27] ---
    Wait. What?
[15:34] ---
    Do you think it'll attack us?
[15:36] ---
    I can't think that it's something evil at all...
[15:41] ---
    Dunno.
[15:48] ---
    Really, what is this?
    This weird world and that giant...
[15:54] ---
    Don't you want to go back
    to the world we used to be in?
[15:59] ---
    We can't stay in a place like this forever.
[16:02] ---
    If we get hungry, it looks like
    there are no places to eat.
[16:06] ---
    It's strange, but I feel we'll get by somehow.
[16:09] ---
    I wonder why I feel like
    I'm having a little fun now.
[16:14] ---
    What about the SOS Brigade?
[16:16] ---
    You made it. You'll drop it?
[16:19] ---
    It doesn't matter anymore. Just look!
[16:21] ---
    I'm having a very fun, strange experience!
[16:24] ---
    There's no more need
    to search for strange things!
[16:28] ---
    I want to go back.
[16:34] ---
    I'm aware after being in this situation.
[16:36] ---
    No matter what I say,
    I really liked the life I had up to now.
[16:40] ---
    Stupid Taniguchi and Kunikida...
[16:42] ---
    Koizumi, Nagato, Miss Asahina...
[16:45] ---
    I can even add in the missing Asakura.
[16:48] ---
    What are you saying?
[16:51] ---
    I want to see them all again.
[16:54] ---
    I feel I have so much more to say to them.
[16:57] ---
    You'll see them.
[16:58] ---
    It's not like this world will be
    enveloped in shadow forever.
[17:03] ---
    When tomorrow comes,
    I'm sure the sun will rise.
[17:06] ---
    I can tell.
[17:08] ---
    That's not it.
[17:09] ---
    Not this world.
[17:11] ---
    I want to see the guys who were
    in the world we came from.
[17:20] ---
    I don't understand.
[17:26] ---
    Weren't you sick of that boring world too?
[17:30] ---
    Didn't you want something
    more interesting to happen too?
[17:39] ---
    Brigade Leader
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    I thought so.
[17:45] ---
    You know, Haruhi...
[17:48] ---
    In the past few days,
    interesting things have happened to me.
[17:52] ---
    You may not know it, but you can
    say the world revolves around you.
[17:56] ---
    You just didn't know the world's
    clearly becoming interesting.
[18:09] ---
    Nagato said "the possibility of evolution."
[18:12] ---
    Miss Asahina said "a warp in time."
[18:14] ---
    Koizumi treats her as a "god."
[18:17] ---
    Then what about me?
[18:19] ---
    How do I distinguish
    the existence of Haruhi Suzumiya?
[18:23] ---
    Haruhi is Haruhi and nothing but Haruhi.
[18:26] ---
    I won't stall with tautology.
[18:27] ---
    I won't, but I don't have
    an absolute answer either.
[18:31] ---
    Point at a classmate
    behind the teacher and ask...
[18:35] ---
    ... "What do they mean to you?"
    How would you answer?
[18:38] ---
    No, sorry. I'm stalling.
[18:41] ---
    To me, Haruhi's not just a classmate.
[18:44] ---
    Or a chance for evolution,
    a warp in time, or a god, of course.
[18:47] ---
    There's no way!
[18:50] ---
    Do you know about Snow White?
[18:58] ---
    What?
[19:00] ---
    I actually have a ponytail moe.
[19:03] ---
    What?
[19:04] ---
    When you had a ponytail,
    it looked criminally good.
[19:09] ---
    Are you an idiot?
[19:42] ---
    What kind of dream did I have?
    Even Dr. Freud would laugh!
[19:49] ---
    That was the most
    realistic dream I've ever had...
[19:54] ---
    Or this world's no longer
    the world we lived in.
[19:58] ---
    Maybe it's a new world created by Haruhi.
[20:01] ---
    In which case, is there a way
    for me to confirm such a thing?
[20:14] ---
    Yo. Doing well?
[20:16] ---
    I'm not. I had a nightmare last night.
[20:20] ---
    So I couldn't sleep at all.
[20:23] ---
    I've never thought about
    staying home as much as today.
[20:26] ---
    Is that so?
[20:31] ---
    Haruhi.
[20:33] ---
    What?
[20:35] ---
    That looks good.
[20:48] ---
    The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
[20:56] ---
    I guess I should be thanking you.
[20:59] ---
    It looks like my part-time job
    won't be over for a while.
[21:03] ---
    Well, I can't deny this world may
    have been created last night...
[21:09] ---
    In any case, it's an honor to meet
    you and Miss Suzumiya again.
[21:13] ---
    I'll see you again after school.
[21:16] ---
    You and Haruhi Suzumiya
    vanished for two and a half hours.
[21:21] ---
    How many more like you are
    out there, other than yourself?
[21:26] ---
    A lot.
[21:27] ---
    Will I get attacked
    by those like Asakura again?
[21:32] ---
    It will be all right.
[21:35] ---
    I won't allow it.
[21:42] ---
    Kyon!
[21:44] ---
    I'm so glad I saw you again...
[21:47] ---
    I thought you wouldn't make it back...
[21:50] ---
    Miss Asahina...
[21:52] ---
    No, no!
[21:53] ---
    If Miss Suzumiya saw us,
    it'll be birds of repeated mistakes!
[21:58] ---
    I don't get what you mean...
[22:00] ---
    Oh, Miss Asahina...
[22:03] ---
    You have a star-shaped mole
    on your chest, right?
[22:11] ---
    H-How did you know that?
[22:14] ---
    Even I didn't realize it was star shaped.
[22:17] ---
    W-When, when, when did you realize it?
[22:20] ---
    What are you two doing?
[22:23] ---
    Mikuru, you must be
    bored of that maid's outfit.
[22:27] ---
    So time to change.
[22:29] ---
    N-N-No...
[22:29] ---
    Don't flail.
[22:32] ---
    It's futile. It's a nurse now.
[22:34] ---
    What's the politically correct term?
    Oh well, same difference.
[22:39] ---
    I'll talk a bit about the aftermath.
[22:42] ---
    The SOS Brigade submitted
    its club founding request...
[22:46] ---
    ...to the student council.
[22:48] ---
    "Spreading Excitement All Over the World...
[22:51] ---
    ...With Haruhi Suzumiya's Brigade"
    would've been turned down.
[22:54] ---
    We changed it to
    "A Public Service Brigade...
[22:56] ---
    ...For Creating a World That
    Cheers On the Student Society."
[23:00] ---
    We're still patrolling for strange incidents.
[23:03] ---
    Today's the second time.
[23:05] ---
    Miss Asahina, Nagato,
    and Koizumi had sudden errands...
[23:11] ---
    ...so I'm waiting for Haruhi by myself.
[23:14] ---
    I arrived an hour before report time...
[23:17] ---
    ...since we had a rule that late
    or not, the last person pays a fine.
[23:22] ---
    Whether that scowl was
    lamenting the low attendance...
[23:27] ---
    ...or regretting coming
    later than me, I don't know.
[23:30] ---
    I'll pry the answer out slowly
    at the café where Haruhi's treating.
[23:35] ---
    And when we sit down, I'd like
    to talk about all sorts of things.
[23:40] ---
    How the SOS Brigade will operate from now on.
[23:43] ---
    My wish list for Miss Asahina's
    cosplaying, et cetera, et cetera.
[23:47] ---
    But in the end, the first thing
    I'll talk about is already set.
[23:51] ---
    Right, first off...
[23:53] ---
    ...I plan on talking to her about
    aliens, future men, and espers.
[24:00] ---