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E16 - Endless Eight V

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[00:25] ---
    Something seems off.
    It just somehow felt that way.
[00:30] ---
    I had absolutely no interest in
    the prefectural baseball game on TV,
[00:35] ---
    but I kind of ended up
    rooting for the losing side.
[00:39] ---
    Once I did, I kind of got the feeling
    that Haruhi was going to start something.
[00:47] ---
    Kyon, the phone's ringing.
[00:48] ---
    I know, you don't have to tell me.
[00:52] ---
    You're not doing anything today, right?
    We're meeting at 2PM in front of the station.
[00:56] ---
    Be sure to show up.
[01:01] ---
    I didn't even say anything...
[01:05] ---
    What?
[01:06] ---
    I forgot to mention this--
    bring a swimsuit and plenty of money.
[01:11] ---
    And be sure to bring your bike.
    That's all, over and out!
[01:17] ---
    And again, I had the feeling that
    I knew what Haruhi was going to say.
[01:22] ---
    No, not quite.
[01:23] ---
    To be precise, it felt like this exact
    same conversation had happened before.
[01:27] ---
    I guess it's what you would call déjà vu.
[01:33] ---
    Summer's almost over.
[01:47] ---
    Day by day, everything's just so dull
[01:52] ---
    That's why you need to become
    someone that can just reject it all

[01:57] ---
    Oh my boy, you need to be decisive
[02:01] ---
    I won't deal with any lies
    in this small world

[02:07] ---
    I found myself on my own,
    it's natural you'd fall for me

[02:11] ---
    Kick away the boring ways of doing things,
[02:14] ---
    I'm going to decide everything
[02:18] ---
    I say, I say my heaven
[02:21] ---
    Super driver, leave everything to the rush
[02:23] ---
    And just keep going forward, no matter what
[02:25] ---
    Surpass (Don't you stop me)
    The idea of "impossible"

[02:29] ---
    Take it easy, go!
[02:30] ---
    I agree, it's going to be a huge victory
[02:32] ---
    Of course, it'll feel pleasant,
    no matter what happens

[02:35] ---
    A review meeting? (Get back to wild)
    Forget that, now hurry up

[02:40] ---
    We haven't tried this or that,
    we always do things how we want

[02:45] ---
    Everything's a new experience,
    let's try them out

[02:50] ---
    We haven't tried this or that,
    we always do things suddenly

[02:55] ---
    Everything's a new experience,
    what about it?

[03:00] ---
    The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
[03:08] ---
    Endless Eight V
[03:09] ---
    You're late, Kyon!
[03:10] ---
    Show some more motivation!
[03:12] ---
    Yeah, yeah.
[03:14] ---
    Sorry I made you wait.
[03:16] ---
    I just got here, too.
[03:18] ---
    Okay, we're all here, so let's go.
[03:22] ---
    Where are we going?
[03:23] ---
    To the public swimming pool, of course!
[03:25] ---
    Well, I guess that makes sense
    considering what I brought.
[03:28] ---
    We have to do summer vacation-y
    things during our summer vacation!
[03:32] ---
    We can never get back
    the time that we've lost!
[03:36] ---
    And so we're going to do them now,
    in our one and only summer as tenth graders.
[03:41] ---
    By the way, we're going to the pool by bike.
[03:44] ---
    Did you ride your bikes, too?
[03:46] ---
    No, the only two bikes
    we have are yours and mine.
[03:53] ---
    Kyon, you'd better not lose to Koizumi.
[03:56] ---
    This train is leaving the station!
[03:59] ---
    No psychic powers allowed!
[04:01] ---
    Hurry up and park your bikes, you two.
[04:05] ---
    Kyon, we're about to go have fun.
    This is no time to be exhausted.
[04:08] ---
    Whose fault do you think this is?
[04:10] ---
    Oh, the scent of chlorine.
    This really makes it feel like a pool!
[04:19] ---
    Hurry up and get in!
    The water's warm so it feels fine!
[04:22] ---
    Can't she read the "no diving"
    signs posted everywhere?
[04:25] ---
    That looks like fun.
[04:27] ---
    She has some rather normal ways
    of enjoying her time, don't you think?
[04:34] ---
    Miss Suzumiya, laughing and
    having a good time like that,
[04:37] ---
    isn't likely to shake up the world, after all.
[04:40] ---
    I hope that's the case...
[04:44] ---
    What's wrong?
[04:45] ---
    Oh, it's nothing...
[04:50] ---
    It's probably just my imagination.
[04:52] ---
    Let's get ready to go in, too.
[05:15] ---
    It's so bitter. One more cup, please.
[05:25] ---
    It feels like I've seen this scene once before.
[05:28] ---
    Where Nagato kind of looks like she's bored...
[05:31] ---
    Kyon!
[05:34] ---
    Right, and then Haruhi says this...
[05:38] ---
    These two are my brigade members.
[05:41] ---
    They'll do anything you ask,
    so ask for anything you want!
[05:44] ---
    Okay, let's have some fun!
    We're going to play water dodge ball.
[05:49] ---
    Yeah, yeah.
[05:51] ---
    Well, déjà vu isn't all that uncommon.
[05:57] ---
    I thought about what we'll be doing
    from here on. What do you think?
[06:01] ---
    What is that?
[06:02] ---
    It's a schedule of how we'll spend
[06:02] ---
    Things we have to do during our summer vacation
[06:04] ---
    the rest of our short summer vacation.
[06:06] ---
    I realized that we only have
    two weeks of summer vacation left.
[06:12] ---
    That fact blew me away.
[06:14] ---
    We still have so much left to do,
    but we've only got this much time left!
[06:20] ---
    We're going to pick up the pace!
[06:22] ---
    All this in just two weeks?
[06:25] ---
    Is there anything else you want to do, Mikuru?
[06:28] ---
    Umm... I'd like to try goldfish scooping.
[06:31] ---
    Okay! Goldfish scooping...
[06:35] ---
    Pardon me for a moment.
[06:42] ---
    Thank you.
[06:43] ---
    We're starting tomorrow!
[06:44] ---
    Is there a place nearby with a Bon festival?
    A fireworks show works, too.
[06:49] ---
    I'll check around.
    I'll contact you when I find out.
[06:52] ---
    Don't forget about the goldfish scooping!
[06:54] ---
    It's Mikuru's one request, after all.
[06:57] ---
    Roger that.
[06:59] ---
    All right, then, we're done for today!
[07:02] ---
    If you'll excuse me.
[07:03] ---
    I have to go, too...
[07:16] ---
    Nagato.
[07:18] ---
    No, it's nothing important.
[07:21] ---
    How have you been? Everything fine?
[07:25] ---
    Fine.
[07:26] ---
    I see. That's good to hear.
[07:34] ---
    What the heck? Why did I talk to her?
[07:42] ---
    Your attention please, we have a lost child.
    Five-year-old Takashi Satou is...
[07:47] ---
    A Bon festival, huh?
[07:49] ---
    I guess it makes sense
    for there to be this many people.
[07:55] ---
    That tower, those vendors...
[07:59] ---
    It's been a while since I've come to one,
    but it feels like I have recently.
[08:02] ---
    Mikuru!
[08:03] ---
    They have goldfish scooping,
    just like you wanted!
[08:06] ---
    Be sure to catch a bunch!
[08:07] ---
    Okay!
[08:09] ---
    Shall we play, too?
    How about seeing who can catch more?
[08:13] ---
    I'll pass.
[08:14] ---
    What about you, Nagato?
    Want to eat something?
[08:21] ---
    You're interested in that stuff?
[08:23] ---
    Which one?
[08:24] ---
    It's all right.
[08:25] ---
    This one.
[08:26] ---
    Right-o, that'll be 800 yen.
[08:29] ---
    I kind of got the feeling that
    Nagato had been helping us out,
[08:32] ---
    so I thought it would be appropriate
    for me to at least buy her that, but...
[08:35] ---
    Hamster Fishing
[08:35] ---
    Thirteen! Wow, what a haul!
[08:39] ---
    But I don't need so many, so I just kept one.
[08:42] ---
    And one for Mikuru, too.
[08:46] ---
    You can have one, but only one.
[08:49] ---
    Thanks.
[08:51] ---
    Huh? What's with the mask, Yuki?
[08:54] ---
    I bought it.
[08:56] ---
    I see.
[09:11] ---
    No Obtrusive Fireworks Allowed
[09:11] ---
    It was summer, and summer vacation.
[09:14] ---
    That's why I wanted to forget about it,
[09:17] ---
    but there was one thing lingering in my mind.
[09:20] ---
    Haruhi.
[09:21] ---
    It's fine to want to play around, but are
    you finished with your summer homework?
[09:24] ---
    What? You can finish homework
    like that in just three days.
[09:29] ---
    Three days?!
[09:30] ---
    You get that stuff out of the way so you can
    have fun without having to worry about it.
[09:37] ---
    Why is she so smart?
[09:39] ---
    It seems like the guys
    up in heaven that were divvying up
[09:41] ---
    the stats for us were being pretty lax about it.
[09:44] ---
    Everyone, tomorrow we'll be catching bugs!
[09:46] ---
    Whoever catches the most bugs...
[09:50] ---
    Okay, they'll get to be
    the brigade leader for a day!
[09:54] ---
    No thanks!
[09:54] ---
    That sounds interesting.
[09:56] ---
    Are any bugs okay?
[09:58] ---
    Hmm... only cicadas!
[10:01] ---
    That's it, this will be the SOS Brigade's
    Cicada Capturing Competition!
[10:07] ---
    The next day was yet again a beautiful day.
[10:11] ---
    It was on this day that we had the
    SOS Brigade Cicada Capturing Competition.
[10:15] ---
    That's sour!
[10:16] ---
    That's not a cicada.
[10:18] ---
    A yanbaru long-armed scarab?!
[10:20] ---
    It looks like each of us did try,
    in their own way,
[10:23] ---
    but of course, or something to that effect,
    the winner ended up being Haruhi.
[10:28] ---
    A catch and release attitude
    is important, right?
[10:32] ---
    If we let them go, then they
    might come back to repay us.
[10:36] ---
    What could a cicada do,
    even if it did come back?
[10:42] ---
    There you go! Go back to the mountains!
[10:49] ---
    For some reason, I kind of
    feel like Pandora opening her box.
[10:54] ---
    W-Welcome!
[10:56] ---
    The next day, we met up, even though
    we had no idea what was going on.
[11:01] ---
    And we remained in the dark even as
    we were made to wear frog costumes...
[11:04] ---
    and then pass out balloons in front of
    a supermarket as our part-time job.
[11:13] ---
    I really understand how Unit-0 felt
    when it got hit by that beam.
[11:16] ---
    Good work, everyone.
[11:18] ---
    What's with this difference
    in how we're being treated?
[11:20] ---
    Thanks for the hard work.
    The manager is thankful.
[11:23] ---
    I don't care about his thanks.
    Where's our pay?
[11:27] ---
    This is it.
[11:30] ---
    I've wanted this for a while.
[11:33] ---
    We worked, sweat pouring
    down our foreheads, for that?
[11:38] ---
    Let's hang this up
    in the clubroom as a memento.
[11:40] ---
    Mikuru, you can wear it whenever
    you want. You have my permission!
[11:45] ---
    Okay...
[11:48] ---
    What?
[11:49] ---
    Oh, nothing.
[11:50] ---
    Don't look at me.
[11:51] ---
    Come on, Mikuru!
[11:53] ---
    M-Maybe later!
[11:56] ---
    Your popsicle is going to fall down.
[12:01] ---
    That night, a single phone call
    stole me away from my slumber.
[12:06] ---
    The number you have called is...
[12:11] ---
    What in the world?!
[12:14] ---
    Kyon...
[12:15] ---
    Miss Asahina?
[12:17] ---
    Yes, it's me...
[12:20] ---
    Something... very not good has...
    At this rate, I...
[12:26] ---
    Umm...
[12:27] ---
    Hello, this is Koizumi.
[12:29] ---
    Why are you with Miss Asahina at this hour?
[12:33] ---
    Certain circumstances came up.
[12:35] ---
    Would it be possible
    for you to come join us right now?
[12:45] ---
    What in the world happened, Miss Asahina?
[12:49] ---
    Kyon... I... can't go back to the fu--
[12:57] ---
    In other words, this is what's going on.
[13:00] ---
    We are going through an
    eternal loop of the same time period.
[13:04] ---
    Even if you say something as impossible
    as that with a smile on your face...
[13:08] ---
    Koizumi, do you realize what you're saying?
[13:12] ---
    I do. Much more than I wish I did.
[13:16] ---
    I had just been speaking with Miss Asahina.
[13:18] ---
    Call me too, when you have talks with her.
[13:21] ---
    And as a result,
    what we realized was that recently,
[13:24] ---
    the flow of time was a bit strange.
[13:26] ---
    You might want to
    credit this to Miss Asahina.
[13:29] ---
    Thanks to her, I was able to confirm it.
[13:32] ---
    Confirm what?
[13:36] ---
    That we have experienced
    the same span of time numerous times.
[13:40] ---
    You said that earlier.
[13:42] ---
    To be precise, we've been repeating
    the time from August 17th to the 31st.
[13:48] ---
    We're in the middle of
    an endless summer vacation.
[13:52] ---
    Well, it is summer vacation, but...
[13:55] ---
    It's a never-ending endless summer.
[13:58] ---
    This world has lost all time
    after September 1st.
[14:04] ---
    Who'd believe that?
[14:06] ---
    We'd like for you to believe it.
[14:10] ---
    Umm... I'll explain, too.
[14:15] ---
    Well... because of "classified information,"
[14:17] ---
    I'm always contacting the future
    and "classified information" -ing,
[14:23] ---
    but I hadn't received any "classified
    information" for about a week or so,
[14:29] ---
    which I thought was strange.
[14:31] ---
    And so I "classified information"...
[14:34] ---
    I was so surprised I tried to
    "classified information,"
[14:40] ---
    but it was completely "classified information."
[14:43] ---
    Oh, what do I do?
[14:47] ---
    Are we trapped inside
    one of those closed spaces?
[14:52] ---
    That's not it.
[14:53] ---
    A single portion of time has been torn away.
[14:57] ---
    At exactly the point when
    it becomes midnight on August 31st,
[15:01] ---
    everything resets, and we go back
    to August 17th. That's the process.
[15:06] ---
    So what about our...
    no, humanity's memories?
[15:10] ---
    Those are reset as well.
    Everything starts over from the beginning.
[15:16] ---
    So you mean that time
    does that thing that you mentioned.
[15:19] ---
    Well, we do have someone from
    the future here, I guess it can't be helped.
[15:23] ---
    Oh no, Miss Asahina isn't involved in this.
[15:26] ---
    Okay then, what's the culprit?
[15:29] ---
    I would guess Miss Suzumiya.
[15:31] ---
    I'm sure she doesn't realize it,
    but somewhere inside of her...
[15:35] ---
    ...is a desire to not let summer vacation end.
[15:37] ---
    What the heck? Do you mean
    she feels regret over something?
[15:41] ---
    That's what I believe.
[15:44] ---
    Perhaps she feels that there's something left
[15:47] ---
    that she wants to do
    during our summer vacation?
[15:51] ---
    I've been wondering this since I got here,
    but you seem awfully cheerful about this.
[15:55] ---
    It's because we've finally
    been able to solve the mystery
[15:58] ---
    of the frequent feelings
    of déjà vu that I've had recently.
[16:01] ---
    Now that I think about it,
    those inexplicable feelings may have been
[16:05] ---
    remnants from when
    our memories have been reset.
[16:09] ---
    Is it possible that other people
    across the world feel this, too?
[16:13] ---
    It doesn't seem that way.
    You and I are a special case.
[16:18] ---
    It appears that the people
    who are closest to Miss Suzumiya
[16:21] ---
    are able to sense this strangeness.
[16:23] ---
    What about Haruhi?
    Does she sense any of this at all?
[16:27] ---
    Not at all, it seems. It would
    probably be bad for us if she did.
[16:33] ---
    However, I believe that there is
    one person who remembers everything,
[16:38] ---
    more than the déjà vu that we do.
[16:45] ---
    Is that right?
[16:47] ---
    It is.
[16:48] ---
    You remember all of it?
[16:50] ---
    Right.
[16:52] ---
    So, how many times have we
    repeated all of this, this time?
[16:57] ---
    This is the 15,521st time.
[17:02] ---
    15,521?
[17:07] ---
    What do you mean by 15,521?
[17:13] ---
    Are you serious?
[17:15] ---
    I am.
[17:17] ---
    You're saying that we've done
    the exact same things that many times?
[17:22] ---
    They're not all guaranteed to happen.
[17:24] ---
    Out of 15,521 repetitions,
    there are two occasions,
[17:29] ---
    #2,391 and ♪11,054,
    where we did not go to a Bon festival.
[17:34] ---
    A pattern where we did go to a Bon festival,
[17:37] ---
    but did not go to a goldfish
    scooping stand, occurred 437 times.
[17:41] ---
    We had a part-time job
    9,048 times, and when we did,
[17:45] ---
    there are six different
    kinds of jobs that we did.
[17:47] ---
    In addition to handing out balloons,
    we also worked as movers, cashiers,
[17:50] ---
    handed out flyers, worked as call center--
[17:51] ---
    I got it, that's enough.
[17:58] ---
    15,521 times, that's what Nagato said.
[18:04] ---
    Times two weeks, hmm,
    that's around 595 years.
[18:13] ---
    She alone has memories of all that time,
    repeating it all over and over...
[18:21] ---
    Nagato, how must it feel to experience
    that same period of time over and over again?
[18:30] ---
    I've heard yet another crazy story.
[18:35] ---
    I wonder if they exist.
[18:36] ---
    If what exist?
[18:38] ---
    Martians.
[18:39] ---
    I kind of don't want them to.
[18:40] ---
    It doesn't look like anyone's on the surface,
[18:43] ---
    so they're probably
    a reserved people, living underground.
[18:47] ---
    When man finally sets foot on Mars,
[18:49] ---
    I'm sure that they'll come out
    from under their cover and welcome us,
[18:53] ---
    saying, "Welcome to Mars!"
[18:55] ---
    How about if they just appear normally?
[18:57] ---
    Oh, I'm bored of this.
    UFOs. Let's look for UFOs.
[19:02] ---
    The next day, we went stargazing.
[19:05] ---
    The location was Nagato's apartment,
[19:07] ---
    and the telescope was one
    that Koizumi had gotten for us.
[19:12] ---
    Exactly what does she want to do?
[19:14] ---
    Now what could that be?
[19:16] ---
    If we could figure that out,
    this would all be solved...
[19:20] ---
    How about trying this out?
[19:22] ---
    Give Miss Suzumiya
    a sudden embrace from behind
[19:24] ---
    then whisper "I love you" into her ear.
[19:28] ---
    And who would be doing that?
[19:30] ---
    Is there anyone else who could
    fill the role other than you?
[19:34] ---
    No, I refuse.
[19:36] ---
    All right, how about if I do it?
[19:41] ---
    I'm kidding. I'm lacking
    a certain something for the role.
[19:45] ---
    And all that would do is cause
    unnecessary confusion in Miss Suzumiya.
[19:57] ---
    Hey, Nagato,
[19:59] ---
    you were aware of this loop
    before Miss Asahina said anything, right?
[20:03] ---
    Yes.
[20:05] ---
    If that's the case,
    why didn't you say anything?
[20:07] ---
    SOS Brigade Test of Courage Challenge
[20:07] ---
    Leave the doll here as proof!
[20:08] ---
    It's my job to observe.
[20:14] ---
    I see...
[20:16] ---
    We continued to run through
    a torrent of summer vacation events.
[20:20] ---
    We went to a real fireworks show,
[20:22] ---
    and we even took part
    in a goby fishing tournament.
[20:26] ---
    We also went to a batting center,
    watched some movies,
[20:29] ---
    went to the beach, went bowling,
    and even sang karaoke.
[20:32] ---
    We were always doing something.
[20:35] ---
    Of course, I knew that this
    wasn't going to satisfy Haruhi.
[20:39] ---
    Even so, there wasn't
    anything I could do about it,
[20:43] ---
    and the last days of our
    summer vacation ticked away.
[20:49] ---
    And so we ended up at August 30th...
[21:01] ---
    With this, we've finished everything on our list.
[21:05] ---
    Hey, no scribbling.
[21:10] ---
    I wonder if this was good enough.
[21:14] ---
    But, hmm... I guess this works.
[21:17] ---
    Hey, is there anything else you want to do?
[21:27] ---
    That's fine, then.
[21:28] ---
    We were able to do a lot this summer,
    so that's enough, right?
[21:33] ---
    No, it's not. You're still not satisfied.
[21:38] ---
    Okay, we're done for today.
[21:40] ---
    I had tomorrow set aside just in case,
    but you can just take the day off.
[21:45] ---
    Let's meet again in the clubroom
    the day after tomorrow.
[21:56] ---
    Wait... Haruhi...
[22:00] ---
    Okay, we're done for today.
[22:02] ---
    I had tomorrow set aside just in case,
    but you can just take the day off.
[22:06] ---
    Let's meet again in the clubroom
    the day after tomorrow.
[22:12] ---
    I can't let Haruhi leave.
[22:16] ---
    If she goes, we'll end up
    repeating these past two weeks
[22:20] ---
    for the some-thousandth time.
[22:22] ---
    Okay, we're done for today.
[22:25] ---
    I had tomorrow set aside just in case,
    but you can just take the day off.
[22:29] ---
    Let's meet again in the clubroom
    the day after tomorrow.
[22:31] ---
    What should I do?
    What should I say?
[22:37] ---
    There must have been a hint
    somewhere in what Haruhi said.
[22:41] ---
    But what was it?
[22:43] ---
    What has she said up to this point?
[22:46] ---
    I don't know... I can't remember...
[22:49] ---
    Okay, we're done for today.
[22:52] ---
    I had tomorrow set aside just in case,
    but you can just take the day off.
[22:56] ---
    Let's meet again in the clubroom
    the day after tomorrow.
[23:04] ---
    Whatever, it doesn't matter anymore.
[23:08] ---
    August 31st. I haven't touched my homework.
[23:12] ---
    Oh, forget it.
[23:14] ---
    If we're just going to do it all over again,
    then there's no point to doing it.
[23:22] ---
    Whether tomorrow comes or not, I'll leave it
    to the me at that time to deal with it.
[24:04] ---
    It fell from the sky
[24:07] ---
    With all of the wishes that were made upon it
[24:09] ---
    Maybe it was a little too heavy for a single star
[24:15] ---
    Something just doesn't seem right
[24:17] ---
    The image of you in my mind has vanished
[24:20] ---
    Can I say that I remember you clearly?
[24:24] ---
    Stop!
[24:26] ---
    The past belongs to me
[24:30] ---
    Of course I don't want
    to trade it with anyone else

[24:34] ---
    That's because
[24:36] ---
    It was my birthday,
    and when we saw each other

[24:41] ---
    We could see the first dream
[24:43] ---
    That we had when we were born
[24:46] ---
    Worrying about "what do I do?"
[24:51] ---
    Is laughable when I think about it now
[24:55] ---
    I've already forgotten it
[24:58] ---
    Let's search for you