E2 - The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya Part Two
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[00:23] ---
It's been about a month
since we entered school...
[00:26] ---
...and I've enjoyed this
early hiking course as much as I could...
[00:31] ---
...like Sisyphus trying to
roll the boulder up the hilltop.
[00:35] ---
But along with that, something happened...
[00:38] ---
...that broke my composure
with a magnitude 8.0 earthquake.
[00:43] ---
N-No, I'll rephrase that to "something started."
[00:49] ---
If there isn't one, I just make my own!
[00:52] ---
A club!
[00:53] ---
Help me out.
[00:55] ---
I just came up with a name!
[00:59] ---
The SOS Brigade!
[01:02] ---
This is the start of a never-ending hell...
[01:05] ---
...thanks to Haruhi Suzumiya, a rare eccentric.
[01:08] ---
Good morning.
[01:10] ---
Oh, morning.
[01:11] ---
I forgot I had class duties.
[01:13] ---
I have to get the log from the teacher's lounge.
[01:16] ---
Sorry, I'm going on ahead.
[01:19] ---
A girl like that's in my class, yet...
[01:25] ---
Hey, Kyon, what else do you think we need?
[01:29] ---
What?
[01:29] ---
I think we need the mysterious
transfer student covered.
[01:34] ---
Please make the context clear when you talk.
[01:37] ---
The SOS Brigade's needs!
I'd like a mysterious transfer student.
[01:42] ---
Before that, define "mysterious."
[01:45] ---
It hasn't been two months since the new year.
[01:49] ---
Don't you think a transfer
this soon is mysterious enough?
[01:54] ---
Dads get relocated suddenly.
[01:57] ---
No, it's unnatural.
[01:59] ---
I'd like to know what you'd consider "natural."
[02:02] ---
Hm, I wonder if we'll get
a mysterious transfer student.
[02:07] ---
In other words, you don't
give a hoot about my opinions.
[02:18] ---
The answer is always in my heart.
[02:33] ---
I don't know why, but I chose you.
[02:39] ---
It won't stop now. Mr. Destiny deemed it so.
[02:45] ---
I believe it's boring to just mimic.
[02:51] ---
You'll be right, so I'll do what I feel as I feel it.
[03:00] ---
It's an adventure, right, right?
[03:02] ---
In this world where truth becomes fiction.
[03:07] ---
We become stronger
because we have dreams...
[03:11] ---
...not for the sake of someone.
[03:14] ---
Please come with me.
[03:17] ---
See me and my endlessly free self.
[03:23] ---
Today's present that becomes
tomorrow's past is the miracle.
[03:28] ---
Let's grab the future.
[03:35] ---
I believe you...
[03:44] ---
It seems there's a rumor
[03:45] ---
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya II
[03:46] ---
Haruhi and I are up to something.
[03:50] ---
What are you doing with Suzumiya?
[03:53] ---
You haven't started dating, right?
[03:56] ---
Of course not.
[03:57] ---
I'd like to know more than
anyone else what I'm doing right now.
[04:02] ---
Take it easy. This isn't junior high.
[04:06] ---
If you make the grounds unusable,
you'd at least get suspended.
[04:11] ---
I have to make sure Yuki Nagato
and Mikuru Asahina aren't affected.
[04:16] ---
Brigade Leader
[04:18] ---
Since the SOS Brigade's founding...
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Brigade Leader
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...the desolate literature clubroom
started to gain all sorts of stuff.
[04:24] ---
Or rather, is she planning on living here?
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I'd like a computer here too!
[04:32] ---
It's unforgivable not to have a PC
when information rules society.
[04:37] ---
And who won't you forgive?
[04:40] ---
We'll go get one.
[04:42] ---
Hey, you have a lead?
Gonna rob an electronics store?
[04:46] ---
Of course not. Somewhere that's closer.
[04:47] ---
Computer Club
[04:50] ---
Hello!
[04:52] ---
I'm here to get a computer and its accessories!
[04:57] ---
Who's the leader?
[04:59] ---
What do you want?
[05:01] ---
There's only one reason to come
all the way to the computer club.
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Give me just one PC.
[05:08] ---
What's all this now?
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You can spare one. You have so many.
[05:13] ---
Before that, who are you?
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SOS Brigade leader, Haruhi Suzumiya.
[05:18] ---
These two are henchmen ♪1 and ♪2.
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So don't give me crap and hand one over.
[05:26] ---
For what reason? Of course I won't!
[05:33] ---
Oh, I see.
[05:34] ---
Then I have other plans...
[05:44] ---
What the...
[05:50] ---
W-What are you...
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Now, one more shot.
[05:58] ---
What are you doing?
[06:00] ---
Tsk, tsk, tsk.
[06:02] ---
I have a photo of your sexual harassment.
[06:05] ---
If you don't want it all over campus,
hurry up and hand over a PC.
[06:10] ---
This is ludicrous! You forced me!
[06:13] ---
I'm innocent!
[06:15] ---
I wonder how many will listen to your side.
[06:22] ---
They're all witnesses!
[06:24] ---
That's right!
[06:26] ---
Our leader's not at fault!
[06:28] ---
I'll just say that all the members
ganged up and <BEEP>ed her!
[06:34] ---
That's too...
[06:35] ---
Well? Will you hand it over or not?
[06:38] ---
M-Miss Suzumiya...
[06:52] ---
Take whichever one you want.
[06:55] ---
Leader!
[06:57] ---
Get a grip...
[06:58] ---
Think straight...
[07:00] ---
What comedy show is this?
[07:05] ---
Which one's newest?
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Why do I have to tell you that?
[07:14] ---
Damn. It's that one.
[07:16] ---
I got a list of recent computer models
at a PC shop yesterday.
[07:22] ---
This one isn't listed on it.
[07:28] ---
I'll take this one.
[07:30] ---
W-Wait! That's the one
I just bought last month...
[07:37] ---
Take it, you thief.
[07:39] ---
As you say, she really is a thief.
[07:42] ---
Well, Kyon.
[07:44] ---
Carry it.
[07:45] ---
And like that, Haruhi procured
a state-of-the-art computer.
[07:51] ---
Finding the clubroom
can't connect to the Internet...
[07:54] ---
...she calls the computer club leader
and others to pull LAN cables...
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...and arrange a Net connection
using the school domain.
[08:02] ---
This is a thief standing proud.
[08:08] ---
For now, let's go back.
[08:14] ---
Miss Asahina, it's better not to
be involved in such a strange brigade.
[08:20] ---
You don't know what
she'll be doing to you in the future.
[08:25] ---
No, it's all right.
[08:32] ---
You're staying too, right?
[08:38] ---
I'm sure that this is
a necessity in this time plane...
[08:45] ---
And that Miss Nagato is here too worries me.
[08:48] ---
What does?
[08:50] ---
Oh, nothing.
[08:54] ---
I'm rather inexperienced,
but my best regards for the future.
[08:59] ---
And about me... Please call me Mikuru.
[09:07] ---
Now then, what was waiting next...
[09:07] ---
SOS Brigade website creation
[09:12] ---
So who'll make this "website" or whatever?
[09:16] ---
You're bored anyway, right?
[09:18] ---
You do it.
[09:20] ---
I have to go find the remaining members.
[09:23] ---
Get it done in a day or two.
[09:25] ---
There's no way to be active
without a running website.
[09:34] ---
Building a website, huh...
[09:37] ---
So I thought, but I was amused and made one.
[09:40] ---
The computer club installed
most of the applications, so it was easy.
[09:45] ---
A good way to spend a boring lunch break.
[09:48] ---
Welcome to the SOS Brigade website!
[09:48] ---
What kind of things do I write?
[09:51] ---
I don't even know what
the SOS Brigade is meant to be doing.
[09:56] ---
Nagato, have anything you want to write?
[09:59] ---
Nothing.
[10:05] ---
All things aside,
is she really attending her classes?
[10:23] ---
Oh no, class time.
[10:28] ---
I'll lend you this.
[10:48] ---
The speculations never end...
[10:50] ---
...but why do I eagerly
commute to the clubroom?
[10:54] ---
Why?
[10:56] ---
Is this what you call habit, or perhaps...
[11:00] ---
Hello!
[11:02] ---
Or rather, are they really bored or something?
[11:06] ---
I can't say I'm not either...
[11:08] ---
Where's Miss Suzumiya?
[11:10] ---
Dunno. She was already gone
during sixth period.
[11:14] ---
Maybe she's stealing some other
material from somewhere.
[11:19] ---
Will I face something like yesterday?
[11:22] ---
It'll be fine. Next time,
I'll do everything I can to prevent that.
[11:26] ---
Really?
[11:28] ---
Thank you. I trust you to do so.
[11:32] ---
I'll be trusted.
[11:33] ---
Yoo-hoo!
[11:36] ---
"Yoo-hoo"?
[11:42] ---
Look first.
[11:43] ---
Policy explanation of
the SOS Brigade's founding...
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And this.
[11:51] ---
Ta-dah! We're going to
wear this and pass out flyers.
[11:56] ---
Where?
[11:57] ---
The main gate. Students are going home now.
[12:00] ---
And wear what?
[12:02] ---
Not you. Mikuru will wear it.
[12:06] ---
Yes?
[12:06] ---
A bunny girl!
[12:08] ---
Um, um, how do I...
[12:10] ---
Well, get changed!
[12:12] ---
I don't want to.
[12:13] ---
Shut up! Strip!
[12:17] ---
Suzumiya! Stop it!
[12:19] ---
No!
[12:20] ---
Don't look!
[12:22] ---
Behave!
[12:26] ---
Stop!
[12:27] ---
Hurry up and take it all off!
[12:34] ---
No!
[12:34] ---
Fight!
[12:37] ---
I'll take it off myself at least...
[12:40] ---
No... No!
[12:44] ---
Come in now!
[12:45] ---
She's like an evil magistrate.
[12:49] ---
Well? This'll get us noticed for sure!
[12:52] ---
If nothing else... Nagato was spared?
[12:56] ---
I could only afford two.
It was a full set, so it was pricey!
[13:00] ---
Where'd you buy it?
[13:02] ---
Online.
[13:04] ---
I see.
[13:05] ---
Well, we'll be going.
[13:07] ---
Let's go, Mikuru.
[13:10] ---
No... No!
[13:13] ---
Let's go! Yeah!
[13:17] ---
I'm sorry.
[13:19] ---
Honestly, the outfit gets me all worked up...
[13:23] ---
Too much passion.
[13:40] ---
Oh, brother...
[13:42] ---
Still some body heat left...
such a vivid memory...
[13:50] ---
Policy explanation of
the SOS Brigade's founding.
[13:53] ---
The SOS Brigade is seeking out
this universe's mysteries.
[13:57] ---
Those who've had strange experiences...
[14:01] ---
Those who witness
bizarre phenomena right now...
[14:05] ---
Those who plan on
going through strange things...
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Those people should come consult us.
[14:11] ---
We'll lead you to a solution at once.
But ordinary mysteries are no good.
[14:16] ---
It must be so strange as to
even surprise us. Please take heed.
[14:21] ---
I think I'm getting the reason
for this brigade's existence bit by bit.
[14:30] ---
They piss me off!
What's with those stupid teachers?!
[14:34] ---
They're in the way!
[14:35] ---
Did you run into a problem?
[14:37] ---
Denied!
[14:38] ---
I only gave out half the flyers,
and they told me to stop!
[14:42] ---
Who are they?
[14:44] ---
If two bunny girls were
passing out flyers at the main gate...
[14:48] ---
...all sorts would come by.
[14:50] ---
Mikuru starts to wail,
I get pulled into the detention room...
[14:54] ---
...and handball-freak Okabe comes by...
[14:57] ---
People didn't know where to keep their eyes.
[15:00] ---
I'm going to call it a day.
[15:03] ---
Dismissed!
[15:07] ---
How long are you going to cry?
Hurry up and change!
[15:19] ---
Kyon...
[15:21] ---
If I'm no longer able to be a bride,
will you marry me?
[15:31] ---
What should I say...
[15:32] ---
You're walking away like one
who didn't get into college...
[15:37] ---
...or a salaryman who got laid off
after overdoing it to buy a house.
[15:42] ---
Before that, you're going to
call me by that nickname too?
[15:48] ---
The next day,
"Haruhi Suzumiya" was beyond famous...
[15:51] ---
...and became common knowledge
to the entire campus.
[15:55] ---
You know, Kyon...
[15:57] ---
You finally became one of
Suzumiya's fun, little friends.
[16:01] ---
Shut up.
[16:03] ---
As accessories...
[16:05] ---
...my and Miss Asahina's
name started to go around.
[16:08] ---
The bunny girls outside the gate
really surprised me yesterday.
[16:14] ---
One was the junior Miss Asahina, right?
[16:17] ---
You're the center of attention on campus now.
[16:20] ---
What is this SOS Brigade?
[16:25] ---
Ask Suzumiya.
[16:27] ---
I don't know, and don't want to.
[16:29] ---
It looks like you're having fun.
[16:32] ---
But I think that was going a bit too far.
[16:36] ---
This day, Miss Asahina
didn't show up to school.
[16:40] ---
Why isn't there any e-mail?
I advertised so much...
[16:44] ---
No one's curious enough
to associate with us after that.
[16:48] ---
I won't disagree that it did get attention.
[16:51] ---
Oh, Mikuru isn't here today?
[16:55] ---
Maybe she'll never come again.
I hope she wasn't traumatized.
[16:59] ---
I got a new outfit for her today too.
[17:03] ---
You wear it.
[17:04] ---
Of course I'll wear it too.
But it's boring if Mikuru isn't here.
[17:09] ---
Why not have Nagato wear it?
I'm sure she wouldn't complain.
[17:13] ---
Besides, it's something
I think I'd like to see...
[17:17] ---
Oh, I set up the SOS Brigade
but ran ashore with it so soon.
[17:22] ---
Is everyone holding out?
Selfishly keeping mysteries?
[17:27] ---
Haruhi, there isn't enough
mystery in this public high school...
[17:32] ---
...that you'd get a reply right away
when you ask if there is one.
[17:38] ---
You get that?
You recognize that reality, don't you?
[17:42] ---
It's the doubt and irritation of youth...
[17:45] ---
...with no outlet that
leads to such rash behavior.
[17:48] ---
Why don't you wake up,
grab some handsome guy...
[17:52] ---
...and go home together
or watch movies on Sundays?
[17:56] ---
Or join a sports team and cause havoc there?
[18:00] ---
Someone like you can go varsity right away.
[18:03] ---
I'm going home!
[18:14] ---
Then I'll go home too.
[18:17] ---
Did you read it?
[18:18] ---
Read what?
[18:21] ---
The book.
[18:22] ---
Oh, no, not yet...
[18:25] ---
Should I return it?
[18:26] ---
You don't have to.
[18:28] ---
Her lines are never more than
one line of manuscript paper...
[18:33] ---
Read it today.
[18:35] ---
As soon as you go home.
[18:39] ---
All right.
[18:57] ---
I'll wait at the park across
Kouyouen Station at 7.
[19:01] ---
Kyon, where are you going?
[19:03] ---
The station.
Don't talk with your mouth full!
[19:19] ---
Was today the day?
[19:22] ---
Or did you wait yesterday too?
[19:26] ---
Why here of all places?
[19:29] ---
This way.
[19:49] ---
Oh, what about your folks?
[19:53] ---
Not here.
[19:55] ---
No, I can tell they're not here
right now... They just stepped out?
[20:00] ---
I'm the only one here to begin with.
[20:04] ---
You live alone?
[20:05] ---
Right.
[20:08] ---
So what do you want?
[20:15] ---
Drink.
[20:20] ---
Tasty?
[20:24] ---
Yeah.
[20:51] ---
I'm gonna give birth...
[20:53] ---
Why don't you get to telling me
why you brought me here?
[21:01] ---
What can't you tell me at school?
[21:11] ---
About Haruhi Suzumiya.
[21:14] ---
And about me.
[21:19] ---
I'll tell you.
[21:23] ---
What about you and Suzumiya?
[21:30] ---
I can't properly put it into words.
[21:33] ---
There may be errors in relaying information.
[21:37] ---
But please listen.
[21:41] ---
Haruhi Suzumiya and I are not ordinary humans.
[21:45] ---
I kind of get that you two aren't normal.
[21:49] ---
That's not what I mean.
[21:53] ---
Not that we have strange
archetypes of personalities.
[21:57] ---
Literally, she and I...
[22:01] ---
...are not the same as the majority
of ordinary humans like you.
[22:05] ---
I am a humanoid interface
for contact with organic life forms...
[22:11] ---
...created by the Information
Integration Thought Entity...
[22:17] ---
...that governs this galaxy.
[22:20] ---
Yes?
[22:22] ---
A being that, using common terms...
[22:25] ---
...is classified as an alien.
[22:31] ---
Alien?
[22:49] ---
If we figured out the globe
like we would a riddle...
[22:55] ---
...we could all go anywhere together.
[22:58] ---
To the end of time, BOOOON!
[23:01] ---
This feeling that is a warp and a loop.
[23:05] ---
With an imagination that engulfs
anything and everything, let's play.
[23:11] ---
Something on one sunny day,
more fun than any magic possible...
[23:16] ---
...endlessly pours down. It's not impossible.
[23:22] ---
When we meet again tomorrow,
we're all humming as we smile.
[23:28] ---
Let's gather happiness. Such a thing is so easy.
[23:33] ---
Chase after me. Try to catch it.
[23:38] ---
A big dream... You like dreams, right?
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