E3 - The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya Part Three
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[00:24] ---
Alien?
[00:26] ---
I observe Haruhi Suzumiya...
[00:29] ---
...and report the information
to the thought entity.
[00:32] ---
I have been doing so
since my birth three years ago.
[00:36] ---
The three years were
peaceful with no uncertainty.
[00:40] ---
But lately, inescapable irregularities
are in Haruhi Suzumiya's world.
[00:46] ---
That is...
[00:47] ---
...you.
[00:53] ---
The answer is always in my heart.
[01:00] ---
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
[01:08] ---
I don't know why, but I chose you.
[01:14] ---
It won't stop now. Mr. Destiny deemed it so.
[01:20] ---
I believe it's boring to just mimic.
[01:26] ---
You'll be right, so I'll do what I feel as I feel it.
[01:35] ---
It's an adventure, right, right?
[01:37] ---
In this world where truth becomes fiction.
[01:42] ---
We become stronger
because we have dreams...
[01:46] ---
...not for the sake of someone.
[01:49] ---
Please come with me.
[01:52] ---
See me and my endlessly free self.
[01:58] ---
Today's present that becomes
tomorrow's past is the miracle.
[02:03] ---
Let's grab the future.
[02:10] ---
I believe you...
[02:19] ---
To the thought entity...
[02:20] ---
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya III
[02:21] ---
...this system's third planet
at galaxy's end had no special value.
[02:26] ---
But the planet called Earth
by its inhabitants grew in importance...
[02:31] ---
...when bipedal animals developed
the ability to think, or wisdom.
[02:36] ---
This was because it might lead to breaking
its autonomy's stagnating growth.
[02:43] ---
Becoming self-aware is common
in the universe's organic life...
[02:48] ---
...but only earthlings evolved
it into a higher form, wisdom.
[02:52] ---
The entity carefully,
yet thoroughly, continued observing.
[02:56] ---
Three years ago, it observed
an atypic data flare-up on the surface.
[03:02] ---
The information explosion
from a bow-shaped island...
[03:05] ---
...wrapped the entire planet and
surrounding outer space in no time.
[03:09] ---
In its center was...
[03:11] ---
Haruhi Suzumiya
[03:12] ---
For three years, we have probed
Haruhi Suzumiya from all angles.
[03:17] ---
But to this day, her nature is unknown.
[03:19] ---
Information explosion
of unknown cause
[03:20] ---
Even then, part of the thought entity...
[03:23] ---
Analysis impossible
[03:23] ---
...still analyzes her,
believing her the existing key...
[03:27] ---
...to the growth of human autonomy
and them, astral creatures.
[03:32] ---
As astral creatures...
[03:34] ---
...they can't communicate with organics,
since they've no language.
[03:39] ---
Humans have no means to
relay concepts without language.
[03:43] ---
So they created interfaces
like me for humans.
[03:46] ---
The Information Integration Thought Entity...
[03:49] ---
...can contact humans through me.
[03:53] ---
She can latently evolve autonomy.
[03:57] ---
She controls environmental
information to her benefit.
[04:02] ---
That is the reason I am here and you are here.
[04:06] ---
Hold on.
[04:07] ---
Honestly, I'm totally lost.
[04:10] ---
Believe me.
[04:11] ---
First of all, why me?
[04:13] ---
No, I'll give in a bit...
[04:16] ---
...and trust this information,
but why reveal yourself to me?
[04:21] ---
Haruhi Suzumiya has chosen you.
Knowingly or unknowingly...
[04:27] ---
...she affects things by turning
will to absolute information.
[04:31] ---
There's a reason you were chosen.
[04:33] ---
No way.
[04:34] ---
Yes way. You and she hold all the possibilities.
[04:38] ---
You're serious?
[04:40] ---
Of course.
[04:41] ---
I thought the overly silent one
had finally started to talk...
[04:45] ---
...and she goes on about insanities.
[04:48] ---
I never thought that she was so out there...
[04:52] ---
I'm sure Haruhi would be happy
if you told her that stuff.
[04:56] ---
I hate to say this,
but I can't keep up with this talk.
[05:00] ---
A majority of the thought entity understands...
[05:04] ---
...that if she realizes her worth
and what her powers are...
[05:07] ---
...it would create unpredictable danger.
[05:11] ---
We should observe for now.
[05:13] ---
But I might tell Haruhi about what I just heard.
[05:17] ---
She does not make much
of the information you feed her.
[05:21] ---
True.
[05:22] ---
I am not the only interface
[05:24] ---
the thought entity has on Earth.
[05:27] ---
Part of its consciousness...
[05:30] ---
...is actively moving in order to
observe information changes.
[05:34] ---
You're the key to Haruhi Suzumiya.
[05:36] ---
If there's any danger, it will come to you first.
[05:41] ---
I can't deal with this.
[05:47] ---
Humanoid inter-what?
[05:51] ---
Aliens?
[05:54] ---
She has weird daydreams
since she reads this stuff all alone.
[05:59] ---
I'm sure she doesn't talk to people
in class and keeps to herself.
[06:04] ---
Both she and Haruhi should
just enjoy a normal school life.
[06:10] ---
The much-awaited transfer's here!
[06:12] ---
Isn't it great? A mysterious
transfer student for sure!
[06:16] ---
You know he's mysterious
without meeting him?
[06:19] ---
I said it before, right?
Students that transfer during this period...
[06:23] ---
...are likely mysterious transfer students!
[06:26] ---
Who gathered those statistics and when?
[06:29] ---
If mysterious people are so likely,
by now all of Japan...
[06:34] ---
I'll go look!
[06:35] ---
She really doesn't listen.
[06:37] ---
Literature Club
[06:38] ---
At the clubroom after school,
Miss Asahina bravely returned after a day.
[06:43] ---
I'm surprised that you felt
up to coming back to this room.
[06:48] ---
I mulled it over for a bit,
but it really got on my mind.
[06:51] ---
I've heard something similar before...
[06:54] ---
What's on your mind?
[06:57] ---
Nothing.
[07:03] ---
Want to take my spot, Nagato?
[07:06] ---
Nagato, have you ever played Othello?
[07:19] ---
Hey, sorry for the wait!
[07:20] ---
A freshman transferred to class 9
today and can join! His name...
[07:25] ---
Itsuki Koizumi. Nice to meet you.
[07:27] ---
This is the SOS Brigade.
I'm the leader, Haruhi Suzumiya.
[07:31] ---
Those three are members ♪1, ♪2, and ♪3.
[07:34] ---
By the way, you're ♪4.
[07:36] ---
Everyone, let's get along with each other!
[07:40] ---
I don't mind joining,
but what is this club about?
[07:46] ---
I'll tell you what the SOS Brigade
is set on doing! That is...
[07:54] ---
...to find aliens, future men,
and espers and play with them!
[08:00] ---
I thought the entire world came to a stop.
[08:03] ---
That's a lie...
[08:05] ---
I was just recalling Haruhi's
first words in the entrance ceremony.
[08:10] ---
Oh, I see... Nothing less
from you, Miss Suzumiya.
[08:16] ---
What did he see?
[08:17] ---
All right, I'll join.
Best regards for our future.
[08:21] ---
Hey, was that explanation enough?
Was he really listening?
[08:25] ---
I'm Koizumi. I just transferred,
so there's much to learn.
[08:29] ---
Guide me well.
[08:31] ---
Oh, I'm...
[08:32] ---
That's Kyon.
[08:33] ---
The cute one there is Mikuru,
and the one with glasses is Yuki.
[08:41] ---
You all right?
[08:42] ---
And we now have our five,
so we're done setting up as a club.
[08:48] ---
I'm fine.
[08:50] ---
Yeah! It's time for
the SOS Brigade to be unveiled!
[08:54] ---
Do your best and fight as one!
[08:58] ---
What veil?
[08:59] ---
Are you fine with being added
as a member on a whim, Nagato?
[09:04] ---
Soon, the next day after school.
[09:06] ---
Come with me.
[09:07] ---
Hurry up and take those clothes off!
[09:16] ---
Sorry.
[09:17] ---
When you think moe, you think maid.
[09:20] ---
Every school story needs one!
[09:23] ---
What kind?
[09:25] ---
Now, how about a photo to cherish this memory!
[09:29] ---
Don't...
[09:30] ---
Lower your chin. Hold the apron.
[09:33] ---
Smile more!
[09:35] ---
Kyon, take over.
[09:37] ---
Mikuru, let's get a little bit more sexy...
[09:41] ---
No, what are you...
[09:41] ---
Come on, it's okay.
[09:44] ---
What's good about it?
[09:46] ---
Though it's strange
to say that as I take pictures.
[09:50] ---
Yuki, lend me your glasses.
[09:54] ---
Glasses on.
[09:55] ---
But what are these for?
[09:58] ---
Yeah! Perfect!
[09:59] ---
Lolita, great breasts,
a maid, and glasses! Wonderful!
[10:03] ---
No!
[10:05] ---
Mikuru, when you're in this room,
wear this outfit from now on.
[10:09] ---
No way...
[10:11] ---
What's this?
[10:12] ---
Oh, good timing.
[10:14] ---
Let's all play with Mikuru!
[10:15] ---
That's enough.
[10:17] ---
I'll pass. I fear the repercussions.
[10:21] ---
Don't mind me. Go on.
[10:23] ---
Stop her instead.
[10:25] ---
Enough. Any further
and you'll be breaking laws.
[10:29] ---
What laws?
[10:31] ---
Oh, well.
[10:32] ---
I got lots of photos.
[10:35] ---
Then right now, we'll start
the SOS Brigade's first meeting!
[10:41] ---
Till now, we've done all sorts of stuff.
[10:44] ---
We've passed out flyers and made a homepage.
[10:47] ---
Our popularity on campus is like
eels swimming up a waterfall!
[10:52] ---
What's so successful about
[10:52] ---
So you could say that
[10:53] ---
phase one was a big success!
[10:53] ---
traumatizing Miss Asahina?
[10:57] ---
But not one e-mail about
strange phenomena has come...
[11:04] ---
...and no students have come
[11:07] ---
It's not clear what we exactly do here anyway.
[11:07] ---
to consult us about strange worries.
[11:11] ---
We found out ourselves yesterday.
[11:11] ---
It's said, "Good things come to those who wait."
[11:16] ---
But it's no longer that era.
[11:19] ---
Even if we have to dig holes all over the earth,
we must find those good things.
[11:22] ---
So let's search!
[11:24] ---
For what?
[11:25] ---
This world's mysteries!
[11:27] ---
And so we're touring the city
in search of mysterious phenomena.
[11:32] ---
Kitaguchi Station at 9:00 next Saturday
or face the death sentence.
[11:36] ---
Death sentence?
[11:39] ---
I don't want to waste my days off...
[11:43] ---
You're late. You're fined!
[11:46] ---
Haruhi's proposal was to split into
two groups and search the city.
[11:50] ---
Stay in touch via cell regarding strangeness.
[11:54] ---
That's all.
[11:57] ---
That's the split.
[11:58] ---
I might be lucky today.
If I can have a date with Miss Asahina...
[12:03] ---
...this place's bill is a small price to pay.
[12:07] ---
Kyon, do you understand?
[12:09] ---
This isn't a date. Do it seriously. Got it?
[12:12] ---
I understand.
[12:15] ---
It's seriously not a date.
If you have fun, I'll kill you!
[12:19] ---
With those words, Haruhi's team left
to inspect the station's east side.
[12:24] ---
Miss Asahina and I were told
to search the west side...
[12:28] ---
What should we do?
[12:30] ---
Beats me.
[12:34] ---
This is the first time I've walked like this.
[12:38] ---
"Like this"?
[12:40] ---
To walk alone with a boy...
[12:45] ---
That's really unexpected.
You never dated anyone before?
[12:49] ---
Not at all.
[12:51] ---
But don't you get
asked out often, Miss Asahina?
[12:57] ---
But I can't. I'm forbidden to date anyone.
[13:01] ---
At least, not in this...
[13:08] ---
Kyon, I'd like to discuss something.
[13:12] ---
Miss Asahina, unable to talk for a while...
[13:15] ---
...finally broke up her sentences and said:
[13:18] ---
You may not believe me...
[13:21] ---
...but I'm not someone from this age.
[13:24] ---
I came from the far future.
[13:27] ---
I can't say which time period
or time plane I'm from.
[13:31] ---
There are restrictions on telling people...
[13:34] ---
Time is not something
that is a continuous stream.
[13:39] ---
Think about animation.
[13:41] ---
It seems like it's in motion...
[13:44] ---
...but it's a series of still frames...
[13:47] ---
The gap is infinitely close to zero though.
[13:51] ---
Time warp is moving along
the pile of third-dimension time planes.
[13:55] ---
I'm from the future, so for this time plane...
[13:59] ---
...I'm like an extra picture
drawn in the middle of a flipbook.
[14:03] ---
What is it this time?
[14:05] ---
Three years ago,
a large time oscillation was detected.
[14:10] ---
Three years ago from the current time.
[14:13] ---
We came to the past to check
and were surprised.
[14:16] ---
We couldn't go further back
in time no matter how we tried.
[14:21] ---
We concluded there was
a large time gap between the planes.
[14:26] ---
We found the cause quite recently.
[14:29] ---
Recently in the future I'm from.
[14:32] ---
And the cause?
[14:34] ---
Miss Suzumiya.
[14:35] ---
This again?
[14:36] ---
She was in the time distortion's center.
[14:39] ---
I can't explain any more
since it's classified information.
[14:43] ---
But that Miss Suzumiya
shut the path to the past is certain.
[14:47] ---
I can't think that
Haruhi could do such a thing.
[14:51] ---
We're baffled too.
[14:53] ---
Miss Suzumiya doesn't realize
she's the time oscillation's cause.
[14:57] ---
I was sent to monitor...
[14:59] ---
...whether there will be any new
time anomalies near Miss Suzumiya.
[15:04] ---
Well, sort of like a watchdog.
[15:07] ---
I'm sure you can't believe such a thing.
[15:10] ---
It's not that... But why are you telling me this?
[15:13] ---
Because you were chosen by her.
[15:16] ---
The details are classified...
[15:19] ---
Most likely though,
you're someone important to her.
[15:23] ---
Every hand raised, every step is for a reason.
[15:26] ---
And Nagato and Koizumi?
[15:28] ---
They're in positions similar to mine.
[15:31] ---
I never thought Miss Suzumiya
could gather us all though.
[15:36] ---
Do you know what they are?
[15:40] ---
Classified information.
[15:42] ---
What'll happen to Haruhi?
[15:44] ---
Classified information.
[15:46] ---
I'd think you'd know
as one from the future.
[15:49] ---
Classified information.
[15:51] ---
Why don't you tell Haruhi directly?
[15:54] ---
Classified information.
[15:58] ---
Sorry, I'm not authorized to say anything now.
[16:02] ---
You don't have to believe it,
but I just wanted you to know.
[16:07] ---
I heard a similar line from
someone the other day.
[16:11] ---
Sorry for bringing this up so suddenly.
[16:14] ---
I don't really mind that.
[16:16] ---
A person from the future after an alien?
[16:20] ---
What's going on?
[16:21] ---
If anyone can believe what I heard
with a nod, please contact me.
[16:26] ---
Take my place.
[16:28] ---
Miss Asahina...
[16:29] ---
Yes?
[16:30] ---
Can we hold off?
[16:31] ---
Putting aside whether or not
to believe it... Just hold off?
[16:36] ---
Sure.
[16:37] ---
Can I ask one thing?
[16:39] ---
What is it?
[16:41] ---
Please tell me your real age.
[16:45] ---
Classified information.
[16:47] ---
Afterwards, Haruhi suddenly called my cell...
[16:51] ---
...and we met back at noon.
[16:53] ---
Anything?
[16:54] ---
Nothing.
[16:55] ---
Were you really looking?
You weren't just wandering, Mikuru?
[17:00] ---
Did you find anything?
[17:03] ---
At lunch, Haruhi said she wanted
to split up in groups again.
[17:08] ---
Unmarked again.
[17:15] ---
We'll meet at the station at 4:00.
Find something this time!
[17:21] ---
We split up to search
the north and south ends.
[17:25] ---
We were assigned to the south side.
[17:27] ---
About your story before...
[17:29] ---
What?
[17:30] ---
Somehow, I started feeling
like it's all right to believe it.
[17:34] ---
I see.
[17:36] ---
If I were to pass time with her,
[17:38] ---
this is about the only place.
[17:39] ---
Library
[17:42] ---
Oh, brother.
[17:53] ---
What time do you think it is, idiot?
[17:55] ---
Sorry, I just woke up.
[17:58] ---
You stupid idiot!
[18:01] ---
Was it 4:00?
[18:02] ---
Get back here now! You have 30 seconds!
[18:06] ---
Labor awaited.
[18:08] ---
As Nagato wouldn't move without the book...
[18:11] ---
...I had a library card made for her.
[18:13] ---
While ignoring Haruhi's incessant calls.
[18:17] ---
You're late. You're fined!
[18:19] ---
With no results in the end...
[18:21] ---
...this day's activities ended
a frivolous use of time and money.
[18:26] ---
Before it did, Miss Asahina...
[18:29] ---
Thanks for listening.
[18:31] ---
Whispering in my ear didn't feel all that bad.
[18:35] ---
What were you doing today?
[18:37] ---
What about you, huh?
[18:40] ---
Were you able to find something interesting?
[18:43] ---
The opponent isn't so unguarded
that you'd find it in a day.
[18:49] ---
We'll go over today's activities
at school in two days.
[18:53] ---
With those words, she left.
[18:58] ---
Impounded
[18:59] ---
Is this a dream?
[19:02] ---
Monday. As I was sweating from
the pre-rainy-season humidity...
[19:07] ---
...Haruhi came in right before the bell.
[19:10] ---
Fan me too.
[19:11] ---
Do it yourself.
[19:13] ---
Suzumiya, you know
the "blue bird of happiness" story?
[19:17] ---
What of it?
[19:19] ---
Well, it's nothing...
[19:21] ---
Then don't ask.
[19:24] ---
After being showered by Haruhi's
unpleasant downer aura all day...
[19:29] ---
...I fled to the clubroom wing
like a wild rat sensing a brush fire.
[19:34] ---
I wanted to talk to someone.
[19:36] ---
Koizumi, don't you have something
to tell me about Suzumiya too?
[19:44] ---
"Too" implies the other two
already approached you about it.
[19:48] ---
Yeah.
[19:49] ---
With how much?
[19:51] ---
Suzumiya isn't your ordinary person.
[19:54] ---
Then that makes the story easy,
as that is the case.
[19:58] ---
Let's hear what you are first.
[20:00] ---
As you may suspect, I am an esper.
[20:03] ---
It's better to call it that for now.
[20:07] ---
I really didn't plan on the transfer,
but circumstances changed.
[20:12] ---
Those two standing with
Haruhi Suzumiya so easily...
[20:16] ---
...was unexpected.
[20:18] ---
I'm sure I'll have a chance
to tell you the details.
[20:21] ---
A picture's worth a thousand words.
[20:23] ---
I'd like to show you something,
so I'll briefly summarize now.
[20:29] ---
My "organization" has other espers as well.
[20:32] ---
Actually, several agents
have infiltrated this school.
[20:36] ---
And we've watched Miss Suzumiya
since its founding three years ago.
[20:41] ---
Everything started three years ago.
Something happened then.
[20:45] ---
That was also when my powers
came alive, so-called esper ones.
[20:49] ---
How's Haruhi involved with that?
[20:53] ---
Actually, my superiors believe
this world is something like a dream...
[20:57] ---
...that some entity is showing us.
[21:00] ---
And since it's all a dream, it's child's play...
[21:04] ---
...for that entity to create and
change this world we call reality.
[21:09] ---
We know the entity that can do that.
[21:11] ---
That's Haruhi?
[21:13] ---
People have defined "God" as such an entity.
[21:17] ---
You've even been turned into God, Haruhi.
[21:21] ---
Think about it.
[21:22] ---
The existence of espers,
Mikuru Asahina, and Yuki Nagato...
[21:28] ---
Would we all coincidentally
appear so as to group together?
[21:32] ---
It's because Miss Suzumiya wished it so.
[21:35] ---
Three years ago.
[21:37] ---
You're saying she remade
this universe three years ago?
[21:40] ---
It's better to say the world started
three years ago instead.
[21:46] ---
Well, this is all just a hypothesis of ours.
[21:50] ---
Well, okay. So what do you want with Haruhi?
[21:54] ---
To prevent the world from
being destroyed and remade...
[21:58] ---
...simply because we made God upset.
[22:01] ---
I'm fond of this world to a certain extent.
[22:04] ---
Why not ask her directly about this?
[22:07] ---
There are members that assert we should do so.
[22:11] ---
And others say to stimulate her further.
[22:14] ---
But the consensus is we can't
easily reach out and get involved.
[22:19] ---
She doesn't realize her true powers yet.
[22:23] ---
Then it's better she lives a peaceful life
without realizing her potential.
[22:29] ---
"Let sleeping gods lie," huh?
[22:31] ---
That's correct.
[22:33] ---
Maybe you're the ones
that keep having dreams?
[22:37] ---
Yes, that's also a possibility.
[22:39] ---
But we're currently acting
based on the worst-case scenario.
[22:45] ---
Then as a test... You're an esper, right?
[22:48] ---
Show me some of your power.
I'll believe your words then.
[22:53] ---
Like turning this coffee hot again.
[22:56] ---
My powers are slightly different.
[23:00] ---
Besides, I normally don't have any powers.
[23:03] ---
I can first use my powers
when all sorts of conditions pile up.
[23:07] ---
As I said, I'll have a chance
to show you at some point.
[23:12] ---
Sorry for talking so long.
[23:14] ---
That's it for today. Excuse me.
[23:20] ---
Oh, right.
[23:21] ---
The biggest mystery is you.
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I felt it rude, but I've done
all sorts of research about you.
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I guarantee...
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...that you are a normal human.
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Excuse me!
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You don't have to foolishly
follow Haruhi's orders like that...
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In the end,
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Haruhi never showed up to the clubroom that day.
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Brigade Leader
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If we figured out the globe
like we would a riddle...
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...we could all go anywhere together.
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To the end of time, BOOOON!
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This feeling that is a warp and a loop.
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With an imagination that engulfs
anything and everything, let's play.
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Something on one sunny day,
more fun than any magic possible...
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...endlessly pours down. It's not impossible.
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When we meet again tomorrow,
we're all humming as we smile.
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Let's gather happiness. Such a thing is so easy.
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Chase after me. Try to catch it.
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A big dream... You like dreams, right?
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