E20 - The Sigh of Haruhi Suzumiya Part One

Source: Crunchyroll
Translator:
Editor:
Timer:
QC:
(Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.)
[00:23] ---
    Next up is the inter-club relay race.
[00:26] ---
    On your mark! Get set!
[00:38] ---
    Here I go!
[00:43] ---
    Billionaire
[00:44] ---
    Here.
[00:45] ---
    Indian sum-
[00:50] ---
    Darn it, I wanted to come up
    from behind and pass everyone at the end,
[00:54] ---
    but thanks to Yuki, we just blew them all away.
[00:58] ---
    It was a beautiful run.
[00:58] ---
    To all times and places
[01:01] ---
    I just hope that the track team doesn't
    lose their confidence because of it.
[01:04] ---
    This isn't funny.
[01:04] ---
    In the nick of time
[01:07] ---
    Because of this, people are going to think
    we're even weirder than they did before.
[01:10] ---
    Though it might be
    kind of late for that to matter.
[01:13] ---
    I suppose that there's
    no need to explain that our outfits
[01:16] ---
    and the four character phrases
[01:16] ---
    Unexplored area
[01:17] ---
    we have on our headbands are all Haruhi's idea.
[01:21] ---
    What the heck is this supposed to mean?
[01:23] ---
    So, is it okay to get changed out of this?
[01:30] ---
    And as usual, you guys are just so weird.
[01:34] ---
    You and Miss Suzumiya's merry little band.
[01:37] ---
    Cut it out. I'm trying to
    live my life as quietly as I can.
[01:41] ---
    Well, you did run in that outfit.
[01:45] ---
    It was hard to run in, too.
[01:47] ---
    That's not the problem.
[01:49] ---
    That's sure to be in the graduation album.
    I'm looking forward to it.
[01:53] ---
    Cut me a break.
[01:59] ---
    What?
[01:59] ---
    Creepy!
[02:02] ---
    Did you see her?
    The one with the ponytail is cute.
[02:06] ---
    Our seemingly endless
    summer vacation finally ended,
[02:09] ---
    and even though the
    second term had only just begun,
[02:11] ---
    we're already in the midst
    of our school's field day.
[02:14] ---
    You could tell just by
    looking at us that there was no way
[02:17] ---
    that Haruhi was going to sit still
    on a day as beautiful as today.
[02:21] ---
    In any case, Haruhi seems
    to love festival events.
[02:35] ---
    Day by day, everything's just so dull
[02:40] ---
    That's why you need to become
    someone that can just reject it all
[02:45] ---
    Oh my boy, you need to be decisive
[02:49] ---
    I won't deal with any lies
    in this small world
[02:55] ---
    I found myself on my own,
    it's natural you'd fall for me
[03:00] ---
    Kick away the boring ways of doing things,
[03:02] ---
    I'm going to decide everything
[03:06] ---
    I say, I say my heaven
[03:09] ---
    Super driver, leave everything to the rush
[03:11] ---
    And just keep going forward, no matter what
[03:13] ---
    Surpass (Don't you stop me)
    The idea of "impossible"
[03:17] ---
    Take it easy, go!
[03:18] ---
    I agree, it's going to be a huge victory
[03:20] ---
    Of course, it'll feel pleasant,
    no matter what happens
[03:23] ---
    A review meeting? (Get back to wild)
    Forget that, now hurry up
[03:28] ---
    We haven't tried this or that,
    we always do things how we want
[03:33] ---
    Everything's a new experience,
    let's try them out
[03:38] ---
    We haven't tried this or that,
    we always do things suddenly
[03:43] ---
    Everything's a new experience,
    what about it?
[03:48] ---
    The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
[03:56] ---
    And so, our crazy field day ended.
[04:00] ---
    We had just started a new month,
[04:02] ---
    and already the school festival
    was waiting for us.
[04:05] ---
    Right now, our prefectural
    high school is preparing for it.
[04:10] ---
    By the way, the class that Haruhi and I are in,
[04:13] ---
    the fifth of the sophomore classes,
[04:13] ---
    Regarding the school festival
[04:16] ---
    had decided to wave our hands
[04:17] ---
    Announce the results of a survey
[04:18] ---
    and go with the half-assed idea
    of announcing the results of a survey.
[04:21] ---
    Ever since Ryoko Asakura left
    at the beginning of spring,
[04:24] ---
    no one's been crazy enough to try
    and take leadership of the class.
[04:30] ---
    We're going, Kyon.
[04:35] ---
    And so today, with a level of
    disinterest bordering on apathy,
[04:39] ---
    I once again popped on over to the clubroom.
[04:42] ---
    Why?
[04:43] ---
    The reason was because
    the girl striding boldly beside me
[04:46] ---
    said the following, and for no other reason.
[04:49] ---
    Announcing the results of a survey?
    How dumb can you get?
[04:52] ---
    What's fun about that? I don't get it at all!
[04:58] ---
    Then you should have spoken up earlier.
[05:01] ---
    You saw the troubled look
    on Mr. Okabe's face,
[05:03] ---
    Regarding the school festival
[05:03] ---
    while the class was acting like we were at a wake.
[05:07] ---
    Whatever.
[05:08] ---
    I wasn't planning on taking part
    in whatever the class did anyways.
[05:13] ---
    And yet it would seem
    that you had something to do
[05:16] ---
    with our class winning the field day.
[05:19] ---
    You took part in most of the track-related
    competitions and won all of them, right?
[05:24] ---
    Or was that someone else?
[05:27] ---
    This and that are two different things.
[05:29] ---
    This is the school festival we're talking about!
[05:30] ---
    It's the one vitally important
    super event that we get in a year.
[05:34] ---
    Is that so?
[05:36] ---
    It is! We're going to do
    something really exciting!
[05:40] ---
    As she said that, Haruhi's face
    looked like Hannibal's
[05:43] ---
    as he crossed the Alps
    during the Second Punic War.
[05:47] ---
    Confident and shining bright.
[05:50] ---
    The Sigh of Haruhi Suzumiya I
[05:54] ---
    This is the school festival!
    You need to be more excited about it!
[06:00] ---
    A sophomore's school festival
    only happens once a year, right?
[06:04] ---
    Well, yeah. But it's no reason
    to get so riled up about it.
[06:08] ---
    But it is! There's no point if you don't.
[06:12] ---
    Almost all of the school festivals
    I know have been like that.
[06:15] ---
    Did you have a really big
    school festival at your junior high?
[06:19] ---
    Not at all. They weren't exciting at all.
[06:22] ---
    That's why my
    high school festivals have to be.
[06:26] ---
    And what would make it exciting for you?
[06:29] ---
    Please explain it in a way that I'll understand.
[06:34] ---
    All right, then.
[06:36] ---
    I'll tell you in full detail
    when we get to the clubroom.
[06:44] ---
    Hmm, the scent of lavender.
[06:45] ---
    Oh, hello.
[06:47] ---
    Oh, I thought the flowers were blooming.
[06:49] ---
    I'll bring some tea right away.
[06:50] ---
    Oh, don't trouble yourself...
[06:51] ---
    You look like a dirty old man.
[06:55] ---
    Mikuru, where's Koizumi?
[06:57] ---
    He's not here yet.
    He does seem to be a bit late.
[07:04] ---
    Mikuru, how much longer on the tea?
[07:06] ---
    I'm bringing it now!
[07:12] ---
    Mikuru.
[07:13] ---
    Yes?
[07:14] ---
    I think I told you before.
    Don't you remember?
[07:17] ---
    Huh? Remember what?
[07:20] ---
    When you serve tea, you need to
    trip and stumble one third of the time.
[07:26] ---
    You're not acting like a klutzy maid at all!
[07:29] ---
    Oh... s-sorry!
[07:31] ---
    Does she think a maid needs to be klutzy
    so they can be scolded or something?
[07:35] ---
    Well, you're in luck, Mikuru.
    You can practice on Kyon.
[07:39] ---
    Try to get it so that the cup
    lands upside-down on his head!
[07:43] ---
    Miss Asahina, only someone like Haruhi
    would laugh at a joke like that.
[07:47] ---
    Please figure that out already.
[07:49] ---
    Hey dummy, I'm not joking!
    I'm always serious!
[07:54] ---
    We're in big trouble if that's the case.
[07:56] ---
    All right, then. I'll show you,
    and then you try, Mikuru.
[08:12] ---
    Hey.
[08:13] ---
    Wait.
[08:17] ---
    Hey! Stop interfering!
[08:19] ---
    Interfere? Who in the world
    would just stand by
[08:23] ---
    while someone else tried to
    pour boiling water on their head?
[08:37] ---
    Here you are.
[08:43] ---
    You should be happy, Nagato.
[08:45] ---
    Taniguchi would spend
    three days drinking that.
[08:50] ---
    I'm sorry, homeroom ran a bit late.
[08:54] ---
    If our meeting had to be delayed
    because of that, I apologize.
[08:57] ---
    Meeting? What are you talking about?
[09:00] ---
    I forgot to mention it to you,
    though I told everyone else during lunch.
[09:04] ---
    I figured I could tell you any old time.
[09:06] ---
    Why is it that you had the time
    to go to their classrooms,
[09:09] ---
    but you couldn't be bothered to tell
    the guy who sits right in front of you?
[09:13] ---
    It doesn't matter.
    The problem isn't when you found out,
[09:17] ---
    it's what we're going to do about it.
[09:19] ---
    Was that supposed to be profound?
[09:20] ---
    More importantly, we need to
    think about what we're going to do.
[09:24] ---
    Present tense or future tense. Choose one.
[09:27] ---
    On top of that, decide if you're going to use
    the singular or the plural for the subject!
[09:30] ---
    We're all going to participate, of course.
    This is an SOS Brigade event, after all.
[09:34] ---
    By which you mean?
[09:36] ---
    I said this earlier. What else is there
    besides the school festival?
[09:41] ---
    In that case, that's a school-wide event,
    not just a Brigade event.
[09:44] ---
    If you're so hot on being
    featured in the school festival,
[09:47] ---
    you should have applied
    to be a festival staff member.
[09:49] ---
    They probably can use
    all the help they can get.
[09:52] ---
    There's no point to that.
[09:54] ---
    We have to do something
    suitable for the SOS Brigade.
[09:58] ---
    We've come this far, after all!
[10:00] ---
    We're a super prominent group that
    the whole school is aware of, you know.
[10:03] ---
    Get it?
[10:05] ---
    It's easy for you, since all you're doing
    is blathering on about your own plans,
[10:09] ---
    but what about all of the suffering
    that Miss Asahina and I have to endure?
[10:12] ---
    Koizumi just sits there, smiling away,
[10:14] ---
    and Nagato doesn't help
    with the brainstorming,
[10:18] ---
    so it'd be nice if she thought about
    a normal guy like me once in a while.
[10:21] ---
    We have to do something
    that lives up to their expectations.
[10:25] ---
    Who in the world has
    any expectations for the SOS Brigade?
[10:29] ---
    Now there's a survey that should be held.
[10:31] ---
    What's your class doing, Mikuru?
[10:33] ---
    Umm, my class?
    We're opening a yakisoba café...
[10:37] ---
    You're going to be a waitress, I'll bet.
[10:39] ---
    How did you know?
    Everyone said I should, so...
[10:50] ---
    What about yours, Koizumi?
[10:52] ---
    Well, we've decided to hold a play.
[10:55] ---
    But we're still discussing if we'll
    do a classical play or something original.
[10:58] ---
    Now there's a class with some spirit.
[11:02] ---
    It seems like that'd be
    kind of annoying, though.
[11:05] ---
    What about you, Yuki?
[11:07] ---
    Fortune telling.
[11:07] ---
    Fortune telling?
[11:09] ---
    Yes.
[11:11] ---
    Nagato is going to tell people's fortunes?
    Are you sure you don't mean "predicting"?
[11:16] ---
    How about this?
[11:18] ---
    Let's combine it all and have a theater café
    where you take fortune telling surveys.
[11:22] ---
    Stop with the foolishness,
    and let's get this meeting started.
[11:37] ---
    There's nothing written yet,
    so where should we look?
[11:40] ---
    We're going to start writing now.
[11:42] ---
    Mikuru, you're the secretary,
    so be sure to write everything down.
[11:46] ---
    Okay!
[11:48] ---
    I don't know when
    Miss Asahina became our secretary.
[11:51] ---
    No one does, because Haruhi
    probably decided that just now.
[12:03] ---
    We, the SOS Brigade,
    are going to hold a movie showing!
[12:13] ---
    I don't know what goes on
    inside of Haruhi's head.
[12:18] ---
    Never mind that.
    This is normal for her. But...
[12:22] ---
    How is this a meeting? This is
    more like you giving a policy speech.
[12:27] ---
    This is normal for us.
[12:29] ---
    Whoa, close!
[12:30] ---
    It looks like Miss Suzumiya had decided
    what we were going to do from the start.
[12:34] ---
    It doesn't look like
    there's any room for negotiation.
[12:36] ---
    Still, I wonder why a movie.
[12:39] ---
    She probably saw some C-movie late last night
[12:42] ---
    and it left her in a dreary mood or something.
[12:47] ---
    There's something I've always wondered about.
[12:50] ---
    I wonder about the inside of your head.
[12:53] ---
    On TV dramas, someone usually
    dies in the last episode.
[12:56] ---
    Doesn't that seem really unnatural?
[12:58] ---
    Why do they die
    with such good timing? It's weird.
[13:02] ---
    That's why I hate shows
    where someone dies at the end.
[13:07] ---
    I would never shoot a movie like that!
[13:14] ---
    SOS Brigade: Movie showing
[13:16] ---
    That's what I mean. Understand?
[13:19] ---
    What do you mean, "That's what I mean"?
[13:21] ---
    All we know is that we're showing a movie.
    How are we going to pay for it?
[13:24] ---
    Kyon, you need some more smarts.
[13:27] ---
    We're going to make the movie
    and then show it at the school festival.
[13:33] ---
    And the credits will read
    "Presented by the SOS Brigade"!
[13:36] ---
    When did we become the Movie Club?
[13:38] ---
    What are you talking about?
    We'll always be the SOS Brigade.
[13:42] ---
    We haven't turned into the Movie Club.
[13:44] ---
    Okay, I understand.
[13:46] ---
    We're going to shoot a movie
    of our own creation,
[13:49] ---
    and then show it to the school. Is that right?
[13:53] ---
    That's it!
[13:54] ---
    But... why a movie?
[13:57] ---
    Last night, I had some trouble sleeping.
[14:02] ---
    When I turned the TV on,
    there was a weird movie on.
[14:04] ---
    I thought so.
[14:05] ---
    And it was such a pathetic movie.
[14:09] ---
    It was so bad that I thought about
    internationally crank-calling the director.
[14:13] ---
    Then I thought,
    "I can make a better movie than this!"
[14:19] ---
    And so I figured we should go for it.
[14:23] ---
    If you want to be a director
    or a producer, that's fine.
[14:29] ---
    Then we can do whatever we want, right?
[14:31] ---
    What are you talking about?
[14:33] ---
    What would you do if we said
    that we didn't want to do that?
[14:36] ---
    You can't make a movie with just a director.
[14:38] ---
    Don't worry, I've already
    got a script mostly done.
[14:41] ---
    No, that's not what I'm talking about.
[14:44] ---
    There's nothing to worry about.
    Just follow my lead, same as always.
[14:49] ---
    There's absolutely no need to worry.
[14:51] ---
    I'm worried.
[14:52] ---
    Leave the planning to me.
    I'll take care of all of it.
[14:55] ---
    Now I'm really worried.
[14:56] ---
    Man, you're so annoying.
    I said we're doing it, so we're doing it.
[15:00] ---
    We're aiming to be voted
    the best event of the school festival.
[15:04] ---
    If we do, then even the stupid
    student council will finally
[15:06] ---
    recognize the SOS Brigade as a club.
[15:09] ---
    No! We're going to make them recognize us.
[15:11] ---
    First we need to get the public on our side!
[15:14] ---
    How are we going to pay for this?
[15:16] ---
    We have funds.
[15:17] ---
    Where?
[15:19] ---
    We have the money that
    they gave the Literature Club.
[15:21] ---
    Then that's the Literature Club's funds.
    It's not for you to use.
[15:25] ---
    But Yuki said it's okay.
[15:35] ---
    I did.
[15:38] ---
    Okay, everyone!
[15:40] ---
    This is more important than
    whatever your classes are doing!
[15:42] ---
    I'll listen to any opposing opinions
    after the school festival.
[15:45] ---
    Got it? The director's orders are absolute!
[15:48] ---
    First brigade leader, and now director?
[15:50] ---
    What's she planning to become in the end?
    Please don't say "god" or something.
[15:55] ---
    Okay, we're done for today!
[15:57] ---
    I've got a lot to think about,
    since I'm the producer!
[16:02] ---
    I'll tell you the details tomorrow.
[16:09] ---
    Well, this is good.
[16:11] ---
    I'm relieved that it's not something like
    capturing an alien to put it in a sideshow,
[16:15] ---
    or shooting down a UFO and then
    making an exhibit of its internal structures.
[16:21] ---
    Besides, I'm interested in seeing what kind
    of movie Miss Suzumiya wants to make.
[16:26] ---
    It looks like this will be
    quite an interesting school festival.
[16:28] ---
    Quite interesting indeed.
[16:34] ---
    D-Do you need something?
[16:36] ---
    Oh, nothing.
[16:38] ---
    I was just wondering what costume
    Haruhi is going to bring next.
[16:48] ---
    Still... a movie...
[16:52] ---
    A movie, huh?
[16:54] ---
    To be honest,
    I was kind of interested in it, too.
[16:57] ---
    Though not as much as Koizumi.
[16:59] ---
    It might be better if I was
    looking forward to it more, though.
[17:06] ---
    After all, there probably isn't
    going to be anyone that will be.
[17:11] ---
    I take back what I said.
[17:13] ---
    I shouldn't have looked forward to it at all.
[17:16] ---
    After school the next day,
    I ended up with a frown on my face.
[17:22] ---
    General Commander, General Director,
    Producer, Writer: Haruhi Suzumiya
[17:24] ---
    Lead actress: Mikuru Asahina
    Lead actor: Itsuki Koizumi
[17:26] ---
    Supporting actress: Yuki Nagato
[17:26] ---
    Assistant Director, Photography, Editor,
    Gofer, Assistant, Errand boy, Quartermaster,
[17:30] ---
    Everything else: Kyon
[17:34] ---
    So what am I supposed to do?
[17:37] ---
    Just as it's written on there.
[17:38] ---
    I'm the heroine?
[17:41] ---
    Umm, if it's possible,
    I'd like to have a less prominent role...
[17:45] ---
    No way! We're going to
    have you play a really flashy role.
[17:48] ---
    You're kind of like
    our Brigade's trademark, after all.
[17:51] ---
    You might want to practice your autograph.
[17:54] ---
    When we have our premier showing,
    I'm sure that people will want it.
[17:58] ---
    Where are you planning on holding that?
[18:00] ---
    But I can't act.
[18:03] ---
    It's all right. I'll be sure
    to give you perfect direction.
[18:08] ---
    Oh, but Yuki and Koizumi don't seem
    to be very serious about this.
[18:11] ---
    I told them this took priority.
[18:13] ---
    I guess I'll have to give them a mild warning
    for showing up late because of their classes.
[18:17] ---
    I think it's stranger that
    Miss Asahina and I are here, right now.
[18:22] ---
    Is it okay for you to not participate
    in your class's meeting, Miss Asahina?
[18:26] ---
    Yes. I'm just going to be a waitress,
    so I just need to get sized for my outfit.
[18:32] ---
    I wonder what the outfit is going to be like.
[18:34] ---
    I'm kind of looking forward to it.
[18:35] ---
    The slightly embarrassed smile
    on Miss Asahina's face
[18:37] ---
    seems to point to her
    being used to cosplay now.
[18:40] ---
    It's probably better that she'll be wearing
    the proper outfit for the proper place
[18:43] ---
    instead of wearing these
    pointless costumes for the SOS Brigade.
[18:47] ---
    Oh, if you want to be
    a waitress that badly, Mikuru,
[18:51] ---
    I'll bring some costumes for you.
[18:53] ---
    Well, never mind that.
[18:55] ---
    By the way Kyon, what do you think
    is necessary to make a movie?
[19:05] ---
    I guess it would be an original idea
    and an untiring passion to create.
[19:09] ---
    A camera, of course. How can we
    shoot a movie without equipment?
[19:13] ---
    I don't need an abstract answer like that.
[19:16] ---
    That might be true, but I didn't want to
    give such a matter-of-fact answer... oh well.
[19:21] ---
    And that's why we're going
    to go get a video camera.
[19:27] ---
    Oh, M-M-Miss Suzumiya,
    now that you mention it,
[19:31] ---
    there's something I need to do,
    so I need to go back to my class--
[19:34] ---
    Quiet.
[19:37] ---
    Don't worry.
[19:38] ---
    You've never once said, "Don't worry"
    when we didn't actually have to worry.
[19:42] ---
    We're not going to use your body
    to pay for what we need this time.
[19:46] ---
    I just need your help, is all.
[19:51] ---
    Tell us how she's supposed to help!
[19:53] ---
    If you don't, then Miss Asahina and I
    are not budging from these seats.
[19:56] ---
    We're going to look for sponsors.
[19:58] ---
    It would give them a better idea of what
    we're doing if we brought the star, right?
[20:01] ---
    You're coming, too, to carry the stuff.
[20:09] ---
    It's supposed to be autumn,
    but it's not very cool at all.
[20:14] ---
    It looks like the earth has finally gone stupid,
[20:16] ---
    and it forgot to have autumn come to Japan.
[20:28] ---
    After we came down the mountain,
    we got on a local train for a private train line,
[20:32] ---
    and took it three stops.
[20:33] ---
    We went to a place not too far
    from the area with the cherry trees
[20:38] ---
    that Miss Asahina and I
    walked along not too long ago.
[20:45] ---
    Iwaigawa Shopping Strip
[20:48] ---
    Here we are.
[20:49] ---
    I see.
[20:50] ---
    Ohmori Electronics
[20:51] ---
    It looks like she's planning on
[20:52] ---
    getting our filming equipment from here.
[20:56] ---
    But how?
[20:58] ---
    Wait here a second. I'll go talk to him.
[21:02] ---
    Hold this!
[21:10] ---
    I'll probably grab Miss Asahina and bolt
[21:13] ---
    if Haruhi does anything
    that's even the slightest bit suspicious.
[21:20] ---
    Maybe I should warn the nice man...
[21:24] ---
    ...that he shouldn't nod
    at everything Haruhi says.
[21:28] ---
    I wonder what she's doing.
[21:30] ---
    She's probably asking him to lend her
[21:33] ---
    the highest-end digital handycam
    he has in the store for free.
[21:38] ---
    She's capable of saying
    something like that, after all.
[21:41] ---
    What a troublemaker.
[21:43] ---
    Haruhi believes that her own standards
    and decisions are absolute.
[21:47] ---
    And she sometimes incorrectly assumes
    that other people share her opinions.
[21:50] ---
    In fact, that's often the case.
[21:52] ---
    Which means she just doesn't get it.
[21:55] ---
    If you want to make
    faster-than-light travel possible,
[21:57] ---
    just put Haruhi on your spaceship.
[21:59] ---
    She would probably just
    ignore the laws of relativity for you.
[22:02] ---
    Oh, it looks like they've finished.
[22:06] ---
    Ta-dah!
[22:09] ---
    And with this, we've taken
    our first step. We're right on schedule.
[22:12] ---
    How did you manage to get such an
    expensive-Iooking camera for free?
[22:16] ---
    Do you have some kind of
    blackmail material on that old man?
[22:19] ---
    No way. I just explained the situation,
    and he generously donated it.
[22:23] ---
    If he gave it to you, then tell me
    what you said. I want one, too.
[22:26] ---
    It wasn't much. I said we wanted to
    shoot a film, and so he gave it to me.
[22:30] ---
    No problem.
[22:32] ---
    There may not be a problem now,
    but I have the feeling there'll be one later.
[22:36] ---
    Stop worrying so much.
[22:38] ---
    All you have to do is
    be my underling and do as I say.
[22:44] ---
    All right, let's go to the next store.
[22:53] ---
    I started to understand.
    When she pointed at us,
[22:56] ---
    Haruhi's index finger was aimed
    squarely at Miss Asahina.
[23:00] ---
    The cost of these items is going to
    determine what Miss Asahina
[23:03] ---
    is going to have to do.
[23:06] ---
    I wonder if I should tell her.
[23:08] ---
    Ta-dah!
[23:09] ---
    What do you have this time?
[23:11] ---
    Weapons.
[23:13] ---
    Here you go.
[23:14] ---
    What am I supposed to do with this?
[23:16] ---
    We're going to use them
    for our gunfight action scenes.
[23:19] ---
    Flashy gunfights are
    the basis for entertainment.
[23:22] ---
    If we can, I'd love to
    blow up an entire building.
[23:24] ---
    Do you know where
    we can get some dynamite?
[23:27] ---
    Think they sell it at the general store?
[23:29] ---
    How should I know?
[23:29] ---
    I'm pretty sure that they don't
    sell it on the internet, though.
[23:32] ---
    So what am I supposed to do with this stuff?
[23:34] ---
    Take it back to your place for now,
    and bring it to the clubroom tomorrow.
[23:38] ---
    It would be too bothersome
    to go back to school right now.
[23:40] ---
    I'm supposed to?
[23:41] ---
    Yes, you.
[23:42] ---
    It's her special SOS Brigade smile,
[23:44] ---
    the one you don't see
    in the classroom very often.
[23:46] ---
    Whenever Haruhi smiles like this,
[23:48] ---
    it means that my role in salvaging
    the impending disaster has come back.
[23:52] ---
    It feels like a reverse "Straw Millionaire."
[23:55] ---
    Umm...
[24:04] ---
    It fell from the sky
[24:07] ---
    With all of the wishes that were made upon it
[24:09] ---
    Maybe it was a little too heavy for a single star
[24:15] ---
    Something just doesn't seem right
[24:18] ---
    The image of you in my mind has vanished
[24:20] ---
    Can I say that I remember you clearly?
[24:25] ---
    Stop!
[24:26] ---
    The past belongs to me
[24:30] ---
    Of course I don't want
    to trade it with anyone else
[24:34] ---
    That's because
[24:36] ---
    It was my birthday,
    and when we saw each other
[24:41] ---
    We could see the first dream
[24:44] ---
    That we had when we were born
[24:46] ---
    Worrying about "what do I do?"
[24:51] ---
    Is laughable when I think about it now
[24:55] ---
    I've already forgotten it
[24:58] ---
    Let's search for you