E1 - The Prince's New Clothes

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    What is the Ranking of Kings?
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    "Does he have many
    prominent knights in his service?"
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    "Does he have many subjects,
    and are his towns thriving?"
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    "And most of all, is the king
    himself as powerful as a hero?"
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    These conditions determine
    the ranking of each nation's king.
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    Prince, did they pick on you again?
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    It's all right. You are a strong boy.
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    You can make it through
    lots of unpleasantness.
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    Then you have to become
    the greatest king in all the world.
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    Promise me.
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    Face dewy with tears and sweat
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    With your own unique beauty
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    Smile for me
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    Panting with exertion,
    you shine brighter than anyone
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    "Ranking of Kings"
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    You melted into these almost listless days
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    Energy faded like soda gone flat
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    As a duckling you spread your wings
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    And dream of flying as a swan
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    If you have to wander,
    then enjoy it as much as you can
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    Nothing fun about
    just taking shortcuts, right?
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    You took your time, took the hard road
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    But you couldn't get there
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    You keep chasing the sunset
    as many times as it takes
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    Now run far
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    Your dirty shoes and footprints
    will head steadily into the future
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    Panting with exertion,
    you shine brighter than anyone
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    "Episode 1: The Prince's New Clothes"
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    Who the heck are you?
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    Hey, wait!
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    I haven't seen you around here.
    Plus you're wearing that crown.
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    Who are you?
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    I'm talking to you! Are you ignoring me?!
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    Hmph, fine, then.
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    Okay, if you value your life,
    give me all your money.
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    Speak up! I told you
    to hand over your money!
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    What's your deal? You can't talk?
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    You can't hear, either?
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    So how am I supposed
    to get through to you?
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    What? You don't have any money?
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    Can you tell what I'm saying
    by watching my mouth?
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    Do I understand what
    you're saying, you ask?
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    I guess. I don't know how
    I understand you, but I do.
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    Wait, that doesn't matter!
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    If you don't have any money then take off
    all your clothes and leave them here!
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    Nice and obedient, aren't you?
    That's good for a poor guy like me.
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    You're doing the right thing here.
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    You show some promise, you know that?
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    All right, bring me some more
    expensive clothes tomorrow.
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    And remember,
    don't tell anyone else about this.
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    Good, now get going.
[04:58] ---
    There sure are some stupid kids out there.
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    What's going on there?
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    That's the First Prince, Prince Bojji.
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    That's the prince?
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    I'd bet he got held up
    by a highwayman somewhere.
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    Oh, but he was smiling.
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    He's stupid. What's more,
    he can't hear or talk, either.
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    To make matters worse, I hear he can't
    even wield a children's sword well.
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    He's a waste of a prince.
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    He's not coming...
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    H-He's... not planning on
    having me arrested, is he?
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    Hey.
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    What are you so happy about?
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    You're happy to have
    someone you can talk to?
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    What's the matter with you?
    That's something that makes you happy?
[06:12] ---
    Oh.
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    You can't hear and you're an idiot, so
    nobody engages with you, is that it?
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    "That's right. You really do get me."
[06:23] ---
    You idiot!
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    I'm making fun of you!
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    You sure are hard to deal with.
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    What? You're bringing lots
    more clothes tomorrow, too,
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    so you want me to be here?
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    Hmph, I don't take orders from anyone.
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    What's your name?
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    Bojji, eh?
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    I'm Kage.
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    Don't overdo it.
    Let's do this again tomorrow, Bojji.
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    First time I've ever met anyone like that.
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    Well, his clothes will
    fetch a pretty penny,
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    so I guess I'll wait for him.
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    Whoa, so you're the prince
    who lives in that castle there?
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    Then you'll be the king someday.
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    You're gonna be the
    greatest king in the world?
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    There's no way
    you'll ever be a great king!
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    For one thing, you're deaf,
    and on top of that, you're dumb.
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    You really are an idiot, huh?
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    Wh-What? You'll be a great king anyway?
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    Okay, fine.
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    Become the king, and make
    the world a fun place to live in.
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    I'll be waiting patiently for that day.
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    Uh-huh, they're laughing at him.
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    Of course, I'm to blame for that.
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    I've seen him out of
    his clothes every day, lately.
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    It's unsettling to think
    that he might be the next king.
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    Why don't you have any clothes on?
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    Hey, did you hear what she asked?
[08:41] ---
    How come?
    How come?
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    He can't hear them.
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    Hey, you there!
[08:45] ---
    The prince is unable to hear anything.
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    Why not? He has ears, doesn't he?
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    Some people have ears,
    but still can't hear.
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    Then he can't hear us
    if we insult him, right?
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    Stupid! Stupid!
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    Hey, now...
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    Hey, would you say something?
[09:05] ---
    He says "ungh-ungh"!
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    Poor boy.
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    Ah, he left!
    Wait up!
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    If you can't talk,
    then just say you can't talk!
[09:15] ---
    Don't be ridiculous.
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    This...
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    is where that guy lives?
    That kind of makes me angry, somehow.
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    Hey, he doesn't have any clothes on again.
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    Pathetic.
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    I doubt he even realizes
    how big of a fool he is.
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    Ignorance is bliss.
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    I can't believe you
    actually go out undressed.
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    What exactly is the
    meaning of this, Prince Bojji?
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    "Queen Hiling,
    mother of Second Prince Daida"
    What exactly is the
    meaning of this, Prince Bojji?
[09:51] ---
    "Queen Hiling,
    mother of Second Prince Daida"
    Well, it's likely that
[09:53] ---
    "Justice Minister Sandeo"
    Well, it's likely that
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    "Justice Minister Sandeo"
    he got mugged by highwaymen.
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    "Big Four, 'Swordmaster' Domas"
    he got mugged by highwaymen.
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    "Big Four, 'Swordmaster' Domas"
    How can something like that happen
    to one of our princes? Pathetic.
[09:59] ---
    "Prince Bojji's swordsmanship tutor"
    How can something like that happen
    to one of our princes? Pathetic.
[10:02] ---
    "Big Four, 'Spear of the King' Apeas"
[10:05] ---
    "Big Four, 'Shield of the Queen' Dorshe"
[10:06] ---
    "Big Four, 'Shield of the Queen' Dorshe"
    Domas...
[10:07] ---
    "Big Four, 'Shield of the Queen' Dorshe"
    Your Majesty?
[10:08] ---
    Go and catch this highwayman.
    He must be put to death.
[10:12] ---
    Very well.
[10:14] ---
    What? I have it wrong?
[10:16] ---
    You were playing a game by yourself?!
    What sort of game is this?!
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    You are tarnishing
    the dignity of the royal family,
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    and furthermore, you are
    disturbing the kingdom's harmony.
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    Ordinarily, these would be grave
    offenses that you'd lose your head for.
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    But now, I think it is quite clear...
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    that this boy
    is not fit to be the king.
[10:40] ---
    You don't have to translate that!
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    Daida is a hundred times
    more fit to be the king. Huh?
[10:47] ---
    The boy appears to be quite shocked.
    He can't hear me, right?
[10:51] ---
    That is our understanding.
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    Hmph. Let's go.
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    How is he First Prince,
    while Daida is Second Prince, anyway?
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    I wish this were a meritocracy.
[11:03] ---
    Your uniform is rumpled!
    Off with your head!
[11:06] ---
    I-I am terribly sorry!
[11:08] ---
    What's up with that hysterical
    brickhouse old biddy? She's a queen?
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    Prince...
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    The king was asking for you. Please get
    dressed and go see him right away.
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    So he's...
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    been holding himself back and acting
    like he's been okay this whole time.
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    Hold on, which way did he go?
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    You're a member of
    the shadow clan, aren't you?
[12:17] ---
    "Big Four, 'Snake Handler' Bebin"
    You're a member of
    the shadow clan, aren't you?
[12:20] ---
    "Seconnd Prince Daida's
    swordsmanship tutor"
[12:20] ---
    "Second Prince Daida's
    swordsmanship tutor"
    That accursed clan of assassins. I heard
    they had been completely wiped out.
[12:22] ---
    That accursed clan of assassins. I heard
    they had been completely wiped out.
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    You're still just a child.
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    Enter.
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    "Ranking of Kings 7th Place, King Bosse"
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    "Ranking of Kings 7th Place, King Bosse"
    You're here,
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    Prince.
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    It happened without any warning.
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    Despite suffering many losses,
[13:16] ---
    the villagers fought
    with everything they had...
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    What is that?
[13:21] ---
    But when they saw a horde of monsters
    large enough to engulf the field,
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    the villagers cursed their fate.
[13:32] ---
    A man appeared out of nowhere.
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    The way he fought
    was truly a sight to see.
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    This was the beginning
    of the Kingdom of Bosse.
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    Bojji, I hear you've been walking
    around town lately with no clothes on.
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    "Premier Sorii"
    What is the meaning of this?
[14:08] ---
    We of the royal family must be
    those upon whom the people can rely.
[14:14] ---
    Were you attacked by highwaymen?
    Or perhaps someone bullied you.
[14:19] ---
    It doesn't really matter.
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    The issue is that you allowed
    the situation to happen...
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    King Bosse!
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    Remain calm.
[14:34] ---
    You are the son of the late first queen,
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    and I adore you so much
    I can't bear it. However,
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    my heart aches for
    the country once I am gone.
[14:48] ---
    Your hands are soft and weak.
[14:51] ---
    Daida's hands are
    hunks of effort and training.
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    I have given you Domas, the greatest
    swordmaster in the land, as your teacher.
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    There's no reason
    why you can't grow stronger.
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    Domas...
[15:04] ---
    Majesty?
[15:05] ---
    I want you to train
    the prince more rigorously.
[15:08] ---
    Yes, Majesty.
[15:10] ---
    Devote yourself to your training, my son.
[15:14] ---
    Now go.
[15:23] ---
    Who sent you,
    and who are you here to kill?
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    Unless you answer me...
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    Look, I told you!
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    I don't do any killing!
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    Ee-yow!
    Assassination is
    the shadow clan's livelihood.
[15:40] ---
    You were once the in-house
    assassins for the Kingdom of Bo.
[15:44] ---
    And once you choose your ruler,
    you never betray them.
[15:46] ---
    Stop talking about that!
[15:48] ---
    But then, suddenly,
    after attempting to kill the king,
[15:52] ---
    your entire clan was killed, weren't they?
[15:56] ---
    Hey, out with it, already...
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    Tch, blended into the shadows, did you?
[16:11] ---
    Be on alert. I doubt he can
    do anything serious, though.
[16:41] ---
    You're on a rampage, huh?
[16:45] ---
    Why, Prince Daida...
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    "Second Prince Daida"
[16:47] ---
    "Second Prince Daida"
    How is my brother coming along?
    Has he gotten any stronger?
[16:51] ---
    How is my brother coming along?
    Has he gotten any stronger?
[16:52] ---
    Huh?
[16:52] ---
    I'd like to spar with him for a bit.
[16:56] ---
    Well, that would be premature.
[16:59] ---
    Then, Domas, let me spar with you.
[17:02] ---
    Huh? Me?
[17:04] ---
    Yes. I can take you on, can't I?
[17:07] ---
    Oh, well...
[17:09] ---
    I heard he clobbered
    the Order of Bebin's top captain.
[17:14] ---
    He's completely overconfident now.
[17:16] ---
    I'm not inclined to do so, but very well.
[17:22] ---
    I guess I can take him down a peg.
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    Such intensity...
[17:34] ---
    He's the spitting image of King Bosse!
[17:46] ---
    O-Outstanding!
[17:52] ---
    How do you like this? Come on, come on...!
[18:20] ---
    Your swordsmanship is magnificent.
[18:30] ---
    He will grow even stronger.
    This is the swordsmanship of a king.
[18:35] ---
    I want to teach him my ways.
[18:44] ---
    Prince Bojji?
[18:47] ---
    What's this?
[18:48] ---
    You want to take me on?
[18:55] ---
    For heaven's sake, I followed that guy
    here, and now look at the mess I'm in.
[19:00] ---
    I've gotta get out of
    this freaky place right now...
[19:01] ---
    Hey, did you hear?
[19:03] ---
    Word is that Prince Bojji and
    Prince Daida are fighting each other.
[19:06] ---
    Let's go watch.
[19:07] ---
    Him, in a fight?
[19:12] ---
    Such a commotion. What's going on?
[19:15] ---
    It would appear that Prince Bojji
    and Prince Daida are fighting.
[19:18] ---
    Hmm. A fight between those brothers?
    How preposterous.
[19:29] ---
    Prince Bojji is no match for him.
    What in the world is he thinking?
[19:34] ---
    Hey, which one do you think will win?
[19:36] ---
    What are you talking about? Prince Daida
    took down the top captain, Bohen,
[19:42] ---
    after which Bohen quit the order.
[19:45] ---
    Good point. Still, that one time...
[19:58] ---
    I guess we'll find out
    for sure during this match.
[20:01] ---
    All right, I'm about to start the match.
[20:04] ---
    Are both of you ready?
[20:14] ---
    Domas's pupil and
    your pupil are having a match.
[20:19] ---
    Hmm... Well, we already
    know how this will turn out.
[20:23] ---
    Brother, I'm not going to hold back.
[20:30] ---
    Begin!
[20:42] ---
    I knew it! It wasn't just a fluke!
[20:53] ---
    That thing he did back there...
[20:57] ---
    Damn it!
[21:10] ---
    He hit him!
[21:11] ---
    He dodged him, then hit him!
[21:13] ---
    Hey, he's not bad!
[21:16] ---
    You're not bad, Bojji!