8 - Ulti-maid-ronde
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[00:10] Driver
Crap!
[00:11] Driver
What the hell?!
SIGN Switching to Autopilot
[00:16] Rin
Oscar II, the out-of-control vehicle has
been identified as a tanker truck.
[00:20] Rin
It's currently headed toward Tokyo
on the Toumei Expressway,
[00:23] Rin
around the 14.3-kilometer marker.
[00:25] Rin
Its cargo consists of gasoline and lighter fluid.
[00:28] Rin
To prevent any accidents, exercise utmost
caution when stopping the vehicle.
[00:32] Kuro
Oscar II, roger that.
[00:34] Driver
I-I'm gonna hit it!
[00:40] Asami
Boss, an unidentified flying object is
approaching from twelve o'clock.
[00:44] Asami
It may be a Willwear.
[00:45] Rin
Huh?
[00:46] Kuro
Crap, I might not make it...
[00:54] Kuro
Oscar I? Thank God...
[00:57] Kuro
Huh?
[00:58] Kuro
A civilian?
[00:59] Kuro
Um, thank you for your cooperation.
[01:02] Kuro
What's your division?
[01:05] Kuro
Hey!
[01:06] Kuro
Come on, at least tell me your name!
[01:17] Asami
In response to an increase in heinous crimes,
[01:19] Asami
a new movement is picking up steam in police
and security forces around the world.
[01:26] ---
This is the story of the services
performed by ACTIVE in Japan.
SIGN File 8: Ulti-maid-ronde
[02:44] Madokak
Oscar IV, equip inner unit.
[02:47] Haruka
Vitals, all green.
[02:49] Kuro
All green.
[02:50] Rin
All green, lock.
[02:57] Haruka
Inner unit, begin output.
[03:02] Kyou
Oscar IV, set Koutetsujin Nanakamado Unit.
[03:24] Funa
Oscar VI on scene.
[03:26] Asami
It looks like a boy's been left behind back here.
[03:32] Funa
This is built like a safety deposit box...
[03:37] Funa
Hmph, this is nothing.
[03:42] Funa
That's the Wear from yesterday.
[03:44] Asami
How could a civilian manage to get in,
[03:47] Asami
when my Fine Familia couldn't?
[03:53] Funa
That...
[03:54] Funa
That can't possibly be a mass-market model.
[03:57] Asami
Then what is it?
[04:03] Asami
"The police's new guardian angel?
[04:07] Asami
The Ulti-maid at work."
[04:09] Haruka
There goes the press,
randomly naming things again.
[04:12] Asami
Looks like the name came from a
celebrity blog this time, though.
SIGN The Police's New Guardian Angel? The Ulti-maid at Work
[04:15] Asami
"With the Third Mobile Assault Unit 9's creation,
[04:19] Asami
Unit 8 is already yesterday's news."
[04:21] Haruka
"The Ulti-maid is sick."
[04:22] Haruka
"The Ulti-maid is way too cool."
[04:24] Haruka
"Thirty-four Ulti-maid fan clubs born nationwide"?
[04:28] Funa
It's all the rage.
[04:31] Funa
I heard there will even be
Ulti-maid rice crackers now.
[04:35] Kuro
Why does it get a fan club, and we don't?
[04:38] Asami
Maybe because we're a little
rough around the edges?
[04:41] Sena
I am not!
[04:42] Kyou
Well, I can see why, though.
[04:45] Kyou
Its capabilities are pretty amazing.
[04:47] Kyou
I kind of wish I could dismantle and examine it.
[04:50] Sena
Why not ask the Council about it?
[04:53] Kyou
Well, it's not from any of
the affiliate manufacturers.
[04:57] Haruka
Really?
[04:58] Haruka
But the whole point is to keep
the Council in the loop,
[05:00] Haruka
even if you're secretly developing one.
[05:02] Asami
Maybe some university made
one without telling anyone?
[05:05] Funa
Or maybe the police really are behind it?
[05:08] Rin
I asked the brass, but they said
they hadn't heard of it.
[05:11] Rin
They were pretty shocked, so I think
they were telling the truth.
[05:14] Kyou
Still, if a Wear like that
goes into mass production,
[05:18] Kyou
we'll have to reconsider Unit 8's equipment.
[05:21] Haruka
I doubt a division dubbed "the garbage men"
[05:23] Haruka
will get a bigger slice of the budget.
[05:25] Asami
There might not even be any use for us anymore.
[05:29] Asami
Huh? Hey, don't all clam up on that!
[05:33] Kuro
Well...
[05:35] Sena
Yeah.
[05:45] Sena
Why are you following me?
[05:47] Kuro
Oh, I forgot to tell you earlier,
[05:50] Kuro
but I'll be waiting for you tomorrow at 6 PM,
[05:52] Kuro
at Okamoto Tarou in Shibuya's Keiou.
[05:54] Sena
What for?
[05:56] Sena
I don't remember agreeing to meet up with you.
[05:58] Kuro
It's for drinks.
[06:00] Kuro
I had someone cancel on me,
[06:01] Kuro
so I'll include you in the fun.
[06:03] Sena
Drinks? Now, of all times?
[06:05] Kuro
Is that so wrong?
[06:06] Sena
We were just talking about the Ulti-maid.
[06:09] Kuro
So what?
[06:11] Kuro
It's not our enemy or anything.
[06:13] Kuro
I'd even call it a dependable
ally that has our backs.
[06:16] Kuro
That stuff about there being no
use for us anymore is just talk.
[06:20] Kuro
At worst, we'd just be
reassigned somewhere else.
[06:23] Sena
For once, you have a point.
[06:25] Kuro
Right? So let's go for drinks.
[06:27] Sena
That's where you lose me.
[06:29] Kuro
Well, my friend's organizing it,
[06:32] Kuro
and he said some real babes are coming...
[06:35] Sena
There's nothing less credible than the
promise of babes at a drinking party.
[06:40] Kuro
You don't have to come if you don't want.
[06:42] Kuro
But one of them does look
a lot like Baba Micchii, I hear.
[06:48] Sena
Baba Micchii...
[06:52] Haruka
Asami-chan, are you free tomorrow?
[06:54] Asami
Yeah, I have nothing really going on.
[06:56] Asami
Why do you ask?
[06:57] Haruka
Oh, there's going to be a great event tomorrow!
[07:02] Haruka
That's what was supposed to happen, anyway.
[07:06] Kuro
Why is it these two?
[07:08] Haruka
Why is it these two?
[07:10] Kuro
My friend said he was having
[07:12] Kuro
a drinking party, and invited me.
[07:14] Haruka
Well, mine, too.
[07:16] Sena
And said organizer also canceled last-minute?
[07:20] Haruka
The girl he was supposed
to bring isn't here, either.
[07:23] Sena
So Baba Micchii won't be here, either?
[07:26] Kuro
Why is that my fault?
[07:29] Asami
Who's this Baba Micchii?
[07:31] Haruka
No idea.
[07:32] Sena
And here I'd chosen Italian clothing
[07:35] Sena
to match the Italian food today.
[07:38] Miho
Souichirou?
[07:39] Kuro
We've reserved the entire place today— Hey!
[07:42] Kuro
Whoa, major babe!
[07:43] Asami
Don't be rude, Kuroki-san!
[07:44] Sena
No way...
[07:47] Miho
What a coincidence.
[07:49] Miho
I was asked to come here for Mayumi,
since she had to cancel.
[07:54] Haruka
Oh, okay...
[07:57] Haruka
So Mayumi asked you.
[07:58] Miho
Yes.
[07:59] Sena
So this "Mayumi" is the Baba Micchii lookalike?
[08:02] Asami
Just who is Baba Micchii?
[08:06] Miho
It's nice to meet you all. I'm—
[08:08] Asami
Oh!
[08:09] Asami
Ooshikouchi Miho-san?
[08:11] Kuro
Huh? Wait, you know each other?
[08:14] Asami
No, but I've seen her several times
in magazines and on TV.
[08:18] Haruka
Right! You've been on magazine covers!
[08:20] Asami
Yes, a rising star in the USDF.
[08:23] Kuro
USDF?
[08:24] Kuro
Oh! You were at the jumbo jet incident!
[08:26] Miho
Guess we won't need introductions.
[08:29] Asami
Right!
[08:30] Miho
Still, I didn't expect to see
[08:32] Miho
Souichirou in a place like this.
[08:35] Miho
If I remember right, you wore that
brand on our first date, too.
[08:38] Sena
D-Did I?
[08:40] Kuro
What's this about a first date?
[08:42] Miho
Sena Souichirou is my ex.
[08:44] All
Huh?!
[08:46] Miho
To be precise, my ex-ex-ex-ex-boyfriend, I think.
[08:55] Haruka
I have to say, I'm really surprised
[08:58] Haruka
to learn that Ooshikouchi-san
and Sena-san used to date!
[09:01] Miho
You can call me Miho.
[09:03] Kuro
May I ask a question?
[09:06] Kuro
Why would a lady like you be
with a blockhead like Sena?
[09:10] Sena
Who're you calling a blockhead?
[09:12] Miho
We were in the same year at the Defense Academy.
[09:16] AH
The same year?
[09:17] Miho
Souichirou was the star.
[09:20] Miho
After me, that is.
[09:22] Miho
But in marksmanship, he was my better.
[09:26] Miho
He shot me through. Right here.
[09:31] Kuro
It's the same at Unit 8. Sena's the star.
[09:34] Kuro
But I wonder...
[09:36] Kuro
Maybe the better fit for you
[09:38] Kuro
would be someone like me!
[09:40] Sena
Since when are you a better choice than me?
[09:43] Miho
Oh, you remembered I don't like tomatoes?
[09:47] Miho
That makes me happy.
[09:49] Sena
Oh, well...
[09:50] Haruka
Um, why did you break up?
[09:53] Sena
Sorry, but I should get going—
[09:55] Kuro
Yeah, go home, blockhead.
[09:56] Miho
You don't have to go, Souichirou.
[09:59] Miho
This wine you picked is excellent.
[10:01] Miho
It pairs well with rabbit.
[10:03] Miho
This white wine reflects your deep
knowledge of Italian wines, as well.
[10:07] Miho
That's why we broke up.
[10:10] Miho
He always strives for perfection,
[10:12] Miho
and has the same expectations of his date.
[10:15] Miho
That's Souichirou's shortcoming.
[10:17] Miho
Even for dates,
[10:19] Miho
he'd send a minute-by-minute breakdown
of the schedule the day before.
[10:22] Miho
And he'd tell me what to wear.
[10:24] Miho
He'd ask me to walk at a certain speed, too.
[10:27] Haruka
That'd be tiring.
[10:28] Asami
True.
[10:29] Kuro
I totally get it!
[10:31] Kuro
He makes me tired every day, as well.
[10:33] Sena
H-Hey!
[10:39] Rin
Sena-kun, a building-demolition heavy machinery
device has gone berserk in Tachikawa City.
[10:43] Rin
There are already several casualties.
[10:44] Rin
We couldn't reach Kuroki-kun,
so we hoped to catch you, at least.
[10:50] Sena
You idiot!
[10:53] Cops
Please stay away! It's dangerous!
[10:53] Cops
Hey, where's backup?
[10:59] Cops
Yes, that's right.
[11:00] Cops
We think it's a malfunction.
[11:02] Cops
We've had difficulty even getting
close enough to turn it off.
[11:06] Kyou
Based on your blood alcohol levels,
[11:08] Kyou
we can't clear you two for duty.
[11:11] Kuro
Really?
[11:13] Haruka
Sorry.
[11:16] Asami
I'll be Sena-san's backup,
now that he's gone ahead.
[11:19] Rin
Hang on.
[11:20] Rin
I'm detecting an unidentified flying object.
[11:23] Asami
Unidentified...
[11:25] Funa
Wait!
[11:26] Cop
Get back! Please get back! It's dangerous!
[11:30] Sena
Well, it's sure not holding back.
[11:32] Sena
All right...
[11:34] Sena
I can't predict its movement!
[11:42] Sena
U-Ulti-maid...
[11:44] Rin
I thought so.
[11:54] Miho
You haven't changed.
[11:56] Miho
You're still slow to adapt in
unpredictable situations.
[11:59] Sena
It can't be...
[12:01] Funa
I see, it was the Defense Ministry's...
[12:03] Funa
It appears it was the USDF's prototype.
[12:07] Sena
There were two times in my life that
I was utterly taken by surprise.
[12:11] Sena
The first was during my college years, when I...
[12:15] Sena
No, when you agreed to my request.
[12:18] Sena
The second was when I learned you're Ulti-maid.
[12:21] Miho
To be precise, it's called "Senbukai."
[12:23] Miho
Why not?
[12:25] Miho
You need some surprises in life.
[12:29] Rin
So you don't know anything on
your end, either, Inagi-kun?
[12:31] Ina
Nothing specific.
[12:33] Ina
It's true that the Defense
Ministry seeks to expand
[12:37] Ina
USDF jurisdiction by gaining
Willwear sole-usage rights...
[12:41] Rin
But that runs counter to the
Basel Conference's decision.
[12:44] Ina
Right, it opposes the ACTIVE project that allows
[12:46] Ina
the police to arm themselves with Willwears.
[12:49] Ina
But that's the direction this nation's headed in.
[12:53] Ina
Either way, it's out of your control.
[12:56] Ina
You should just keep doing what
you've always done.
[13:00] Rin
Yeah, we're adults here.
[13:03] Miho
There were two things in my life
that surprised me, as well.
[13:06] Miho
The first was when you asked me out.
[13:09] Miho
The second was when you dumped me.
[13:12] Sena
That's a misunderstanding.
[13:14] Miho
I suppose I should thank you
[13:16] Miho
for letting me pretend I was
the one who dumped you
[13:19] Miho
in front of your curious group of friends.
[13:21] Sena
Like I said, it's not as if I dumped you.
[13:23] Miho
Yeah, right.
[13:25] Miho
You stopped responding to my messages.
[13:28] Miho
You were trying to let it fizzle out, weren't you?
[13:30] Miho
How pathetic.
[13:31] Miho
You didn't even have the guts to tell me it was off.
[13:35] Miho
You're the only stain on my perfect life.
[13:39] Miho
It's not as if I even liked you, you know.
[13:42] Miho
You were just so desperate to win
me over that I felt sorry for you.
[13:46] Sena
Yeah, I'm sure.
[13:48] Miho
How dare you dump me?
[13:50] Miho
You're far inferior to me.
[13:53] Miho
I am a USDF elite and a Wear-prototype pilot.
[13:57] Miho
You're in Unit 8, a division scorned as garbage men.
[13:59] Sena
Stop it!
[14:01] Miho
What did you say?
[14:02] Sena
You can insult me all you want.
[14:04] Sena
But don't badmouth Unit 8!
[14:09] Miho
That look suits you much more.
[14:18] Miho
By the way, are you free tomorrow?
[14:27] Miho
It isn't right?
[14:28] Sena
Yeah, I think something isn't right between us.
[14:31] Sena
Why are we meeting like this after we broke up?
[14:35] Miho
You're right.
[14:36] Miho
Then do you want to get back together?
[14:39] Miho
And this time, I'll be the one who dumps you.
[14:42] Miho
Then maybe the stain on my life will disappear.
[14:46] Sena
That's so pointless.
[14:47] Miho
I know. Don't take that seriously.
[14:50] Miho
I'm just meeting with you to pass
the time, and nothing more.
[14:56] Miho
Who'd go out with you?
[14:58] Miho
That's ridiculous.
[15:00] Sena
Um...
[15:03] Sena
You idiot, you idiot, you idiot, you idiot!
[15:15] SDF
We've just received the next
message from the perp.
[15:19] SDF
He's rigged a timed explosive in an
Oomiya building under construction.
[15:22] SDF
The bomb's been confirmed.
[15:25] SDF
We can probably get good data from this.
[15:27] SDF
Dealing with this will serve as
Senbukai's public announcement.
[15:31] SDF
I heard the press will be involved.
[15:34] SDF
We're counting on you,
First Lieutenant Ooshikouchi.
[15:36] Miho
Yes, sir!
[15:37] Rin
The brass is telling us to
cooperate with the USDF.
[15:40] Rin
Sena-kun...
[15:41] Sena
Here.
[15:42] Rin
We also have our reputation to maintain,
[15:44] Rin
but when public safety is at stake,
we can't be found lacking.
[15:48] Rin
I'm counting on you.
[15:49] Sena
Understood.
[15:58] Miho
You're just in the way, Souichirou.
[16:00] Miho
Go home.
[16:01] Sena
We're both here on orders.
[16:02] Miho
I don't care.
[16:04] Sena
Sure, you were impressive
when we were students.
[16:07] Sena
But I've gained experience at Unit 8.
[16:10] Sena
Don't think I'm the same man as back then.
[16:12] Miho
Oh?
[16:13] Miho
Then show me what you're capable of.
[16:18] Miho
The bomb's in the right-hand room
SIGN Scan Mode IR Scan
[16:20] Miho
after this corridor.
[16:22] Sena
Laser sensors?
[16:23] Miho
That's right. Hitting a laser will detonate
[16:26] Miho
the bomb, timer or no timer.
[16:29] Sena
Listen.
[16:30] Sena
If we fail this mission,
[16:32] Sena
we'll both be blasted to smithereens
along with this building.
[16:35] Miho
Oh, how fun.
[16:36] Sena
So I want to apologize.
[16:39] Miho
What are you talking about?
[16:40] Sena
The movie we saw on our first date...
I made the wrong choice.
[16:44] Sena
I knew that.
[16:45] Sena
You were bored.
[16:47] Sena
I'm sorry.
[16:48] Kuro
That ass! He's showing off?
[16:48] Miho
Yeah.
[16:49] Miho
Watching someone else's romance is pointless.
[16:49] Funa
No, he just forgot he's on the general comms.
[16:52] Sena
Right.
[16:53] Sena
I'm sorry.
[16:56] Miho
Nice...
[16:57] Miho
Very nice, Souichirou.
[16:59] Sena
Huh?
[17:00] Miho
Apologize to me more!
[17:01] Sena
Uh, okay...
[17:02] Haruka
Does she have a weird fetish or something?
[17:03] Sena
I'd like to apologize for making you eat tomatoes.
[17:04] Asami
Um, shouldn't we stop listening?
[17:07] Kyou
But we'll lose track of what's going on.
[17:07] Miho
That's right! Keep going!
[17:09] Sena
When we went to Grand Maison for your birthday,
[17:12] Sena
I was so nervous, I neglected proper etiquette
[17:15] Sena
and took the seat of honor.
[17:16] Sena
Forgive me.
[17:17] Miho
Yes! That was so humiliating!
[17:20] Miho
Come on, apologize more!
[17:22] Miho
More! More!
[17:28] Miho
What's with this guy? Is he toying with us?
[17:30] Sena
Be careful.
[17:31] Sena
I'm detecting explosives.
[17:33] Miho
I see...
[17:34] Miho
If it hits the floor, it goes boom.
[17:36] Sena
This reminds me of when we met up again.
[17:39] Miho
When the jumbo jet was in a holding pattern?
[17:41] Sena
Hey, hey!
[17:45] Sena
They just keep coming.
[17:46] Miho
Keep it together, Souichirou!
[17:55] Sena
They've stopped?
[17:56] Miho
Hurry up! There's no time left!
[17:58] Sena
R-Right.
[17:59] Kyou
Could the perp be
[18:01] Kyou
trying to collect Willwear data?
[18:08] Sena
This is...
[18:09] Rin
The entire floor's a detonator?
[18:11] Kyou
Equipped with a heat sensor, too.
[18:14] Asami
I guess they can't fly, then.
[18:17] Kuro
What now?
[18:21] Miho
This is no time for us to compete.
[18:23] Miho
Go, Souichirou. I'll keep you stable.
[18:26] Sena
Got it.
[18:27] Sena
Your split-second decision-making
is as good as ever.
[18:30] Sena
I guess the biggest apology I have to make to you
[18:34] Sena
is for me.
[18:37] Sena
I want to apologize for myself.
[18:38] Miho
Shut up, Souichirou.
[18:40] Sena
I told you this before, but I didn't dump you.
[18:44] Sena
You were always perfect.
[18:46] Sena
That's why I wanted to be perfect, too.
[18:49] Miho
I said shut up!
[18:51] Miho
Huh? What?
[18:52] Sena
But I couldn't be.
[18:54] Sena
No matter how hard I tried,
I couldn't be perfect for you.
[18:58] Sena
I couldn't stand that about myself.
[19:01] Sena
I'm not worthy of you.
[19:03] Sena
That's why I...
[19:04] Sena
I...
[19:07] Sena
Bomb disarmed.
[19:10] Sena
Now we just need to find this joker.
[19:13] Sena
Wh-What?
[19:16] Sena
M-Miho, are you trying to kill me?
[19:18] Miho
No! Senbukai's acting without my control!
[19:22] USDF
This is...
[19:24] USDF
First Lieutenant Ooshikouchi?
[19:25] Rin
What's going on?
[19:26] Kyou
Ulti-maid's IFF seems to be
[19:28] Kyou
defining Sena-san as an enemy target.
[19:32] USDF
Senbukai may have malfunctioned
[19:34] USDF
due to interference.
[19:36] USDF
Retrieve Senbukai stat!
[19:38] USDF
Don't let Unit 8 get their hands on it!
[19:42] Miho
Do something, Souichirou!
[19:44] Miho
Stop Senbukai!
[19:46] Kyou
Oscar I, fire at the Ulti-maid's feet.
[19:52] Miho
Shoot, Souichirou!
[19:53] Sena
Forgive me.
[20:00] Kuro
USDF's strong...
[20:01] Funa
Like I said, we need you to stop your Wear now!
[20:05] USDF
Are you giving us orders?
[20:07] Rin
This is not the time to be petty!
[20:10] Miho
Souichirou, I want to apologize to you, too.
[20:13] Miho
It's a lie that you were a stain on my life!
[20:15] Miho
I... I...
[20:17] Sena
Thank you, Miho.
[20:20] Miho
The truth is, I...
[20:22] Miho
I...
[20:23] Sena
Miho, I...
[20:25] Sena
I...
[20:29] Funa
The sublimation module! Get out, Oscar I!
[20:31] Asami
Run!
[20:32] Kuro
Sena! Can you hear us, Sena?!
[20:34] Sena
Why does your voice have to
be the last thing I hear?
[20:39] Sena
Oh, I guess this is my punishment...
[20:45] Haruka
USDF?
[20:47] Rin
I didn't expect them to actually come!
[21:01] Sena
Miho!
[21:02] Sena
M-Miho!
[21:03] Miho
Souichirou...
[21:07] Hachi
I was right! I should let her know.
[21:10] Hinata
President?
[21:11] Hinata
What are you doing?
[21:13] Hachi
Good timing, Hinata-kun.
[21:15] Hachi
Isn't your sister a member of the police force?
[21:17] Hinata
Oh, yes.
[21:18] Hachi
I need to talk to her
about something important.
[21:20] Hachi
Would she know someone high up?
[21:24] Hinata
Well, she's in the Community Safety Division...
[21:27] Hachi
Oh, I guess it'd be hard, then.
[21:30] ---
Next in the news, the subject of several
recent eyewitness reports, the so-called...
[21:35] Asami
Funasaka-san...
[21:37] Asami
Who's Baba Micchii?
[21:39] Funa
Ah, that's...
[21:41] Kuro
Oh.
[21:42] Kuro
She was a handful,
[21:44] Kuro
but I do feel bad for her.
[21:46] Haruka
Yeah.
[21:46] TV
There are rumors that you're Ulti-maid.
SIGN Is the pilot a beautiful SDF officer?
Is the Ulti-maid an SDF Unit?
[21:49] TV
Is the Ulti-maid really under
the Defense Ministry?
[21:53] Miho
No comment.
[21:55] TV
Don't you think pleading
ignorance is irresponsible?
[21:57] TV
With the Ulti-maid's feats being so public,
how can you know nothing of it?
[21:59] Kyou
Sena-san?
[22:01] Kyou
Could you come with me
to the manufacturer's car?
[22:04] Sena
Okay.
[22:10] Sena
"The truth is," huh?
SIGN Next Episode Preview
[23:50] Liko
Ohakonyapachininko!
SIGN File 9: In the Name of Logos
[23:52] Liko
It's Liko.
[23:52] Liko
There are rumors that Logos will finally
make its move in the next episode.
[23:55] Liko
I searched for the truth on
the director's computer!
[23:58] Liko
I learned there will be betrayal
and idiots everywhere.
[24:00] Liko
There will be no future for any of them.
[24:02] Liko
Next time, "In the Name of Logos."
[24:04] Liko
Please watch!
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