8 - Ulti-maid-ronde Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:10] Driver     Crap! [00:11] Driver     What the hell?! SIGN    Switching to Autopilot [00:16] Rin     Oscar II, the out-of-control vehicle has     been identified as a tanker truck. [00:20] Rin     It's currently headed toward Tokyo     on the Toumei Expressway, [00:23] Rin     around the 14.3-kilometer marker. [00:25] Rin     Its cargo consists of gasoline and lighter fluid. [00:28] Rin     To prevent any accidents, exercise utmost     caution when stopping the vehicle. [00:32] Kuro     Oscar II, roger that. [00:34] Driver     I-I'm gonna hit it! [00:40] Asami     Boss, an unidentified flying object is     approaching from twelve o'clock. [00:44] Asami     It may be a Willwear. [00:45] Rin     Huh? [00:46] Kuro     Crap, I might not make it... [00:54] Kuro     Oscar I? Thank God... [00:57] Kuro     Huh? [00:58] Kuro     A civilian? [00:59] Kuro     Um, thank you for your cooperation. [01:02] Kuro     What's your division? [01:05] Kuro     Hey! [01:06] Kuro     Come on, at least tell me your name! [01:17] Asami     In response to an increase in heinous crimes, [01:19] Asami     a new movement is picking up steam in police     and security forces around the world. [01:26] ---     This is the story of the services     performed by ACTIVE in Japan. SIGN    File 8: Ulti-maid-ronde [02:44] Madokak     Oscar IV, equip inner unit. [02:47] Haruka     Vitals, all green. [02:49] Kuro     All green. [02:50] Rin     All green, lock. [02:57] Haruka     Inner unit, begin output. [03:02] Kyou     Oscar IV, set Koutetsujin Nanakamado Unit. [03:24] Funa     Oscar VI on scene. [03:26] Asami     It looks like a boy's been left behind back here. [03:32] Funa     This is built like a safety deposit box... [03:37] Funa     Hmph, this is nothing. [03:42] Funa     That's the Wear from yesterday. [03:44] Asami     How could a civilian manage to get in, [03:47] Asami     when my Fine Familia couldn't? [03:53] Funa     That... [03:54] Funa     That can't possibly be a mass-market model. [03:57] Asami     Then what is it? [04:03] Asami     "The police's new guardian angel? [04:07] Asami     The Ulti-maid at work." [04:09] Haruka     There goes the press,     randomly naming things again. [04:12] Asami     Looks like the name came from a     celebrity blog this time, though. SIGN    The Police's New Guardian Angel? The Ulti-maid at Work [04:15] Asami     "With the Third Mobile Assault Unit 9's creation, [04:19] Asami     Unit 8 is already yesterday's news." [04:21] Haruka     "The Ulti-maid is sick." [04:22] Haruka     "The Ulti-maid is way too cool." [04:24] Haruka     "Thirty-four Ulti-maid fan clubs born nationwide"? [04:28] Funa     It's all the rage. [04:31] Funa     I heard there will even be     Ulti-maid rice crackers now. [04:35] Kuro     Why does it get a fan club, and we don't? [04:38] Asami     Maybe because we're a little     rough around the edges? [04:41] Sena     I am not! [04:42] Kyou     Well, I can see why, though. [04:45] Kyou     Its capabilities are pretty amazing. [04:47] Kyou     I kind of wish I could dismantle and examine it. [04:50] Sena     Why not ask the Council about it? [04:53] Kyou     Well, it's not from any of     the affiliate manufacturers. [04:57] Haruka     Really? [04:58] Haruka     But the whole point is to keep     the Council in the loop, [05:00] Haruka     even if you're secretly developing one. [05:02] Asami     Maybe some university made     one without telling anyone? [05:05] Funa     Or maybe the police really are behind it? [05:08] Rin     I asked the brass, but they said     they hadn't heard of it. [05:11] Rin     They were pretty shocked, so I think     they were telling the truth. [05:14] Kyou     Still, if a Wear like that     goes into mass production, [05:18] Kyou     we'll have to reconsider Unit 8's equipment. [05:21] Haruka     I doubt a division dubbed "the garbage men" [05:23] Haruka     will get a bigger slice of the budget. [05:25] Asami     There might not even be any use for us anymore. [05:29] Asami     Huh? Hey, don't all clam up on that! [05:33] Kuro     Well... [05:35] Sena     Yeah. [05:45] Sena     Why are you following me? [05:47] Kuro     Oh, I forgot to tell you earlier, [05:50] Kuro     but I'll be waiting for you tomorrow at 6 PM, [05:52] Kuro     at Okamoto Tarou in Shibuya's Keiou. [05:54] Sena     What for? [05:56] Sena     I don't remember agreeing to meet up with you. [05:58] Kuro     It's for drinks. [06:00] Kuro     I had someone cancel on me, [06:01] Kuro     so I'll include you in the fun. [06:03] Sena     Drinks? Now, of all times? [06:05] Kuro     Is that so wrong? [06:06] Sena     We were just talking about the Ulti-maid. [06:09] Kuro     So what? [06:11] Kuro     It's not our enemy or anything. [06:13] Kuro     I'd even call it a dependable     ally that has our backs. [06:16] Kuro     That stuff about there being no     use for us anymore is just talk. [06:20] Kuro     At worst, we'd just be     reassigned somewhere else. [06:23] Sena     For once, you have a point. [06:25] Kuro     Right? So let's go for drinks. [06:27] Sena     That's where you lose me. [06:29] Kuro     Well, my friend's organizing it, [06:32] Kuro     and he said some real babes are coming... [06:35] Sena     There's nothing less credible than the     promise of babes at a drinking party. [06:40] Kuro     You don't have to come if you don't want. [06:42] Kuro     But one of them does look     a lot like Baba Micchii, I hear. [06:48] Sena     Baba Micchii... [06:52] Haruka     Asami-chan, are you free tomorrow? [06:54] Asami     Yeah, I have nothing really going on. [06:56] Asami     Why do you ask? [06:57] Haruka     Oh, there's going to be a great event tomorrow! [07:02] Haruka     That's what was supposed to happen, anyway. [07:06] Kuro     Why is it these two? [07:08] Haruka     Why is it these two? [07:10] Kuro     My friend said he was having [07:12] Kuro     a drinking party, and invited me. [07:14] Haruka     Well, mine, too. [07:16] Sena     And said organizer also canceled last-minute? [07:20] Haruka     The girl he was supposed     to bring isn't here, either. [07:23] Sena     So Baba Micchii won't be here, either? [07:26] Kuro     Why is that my fault? [07:29] Asami     Who's this Baba Micchii? [07:31] Haruka     No idea. [07:32] Sena     And here I'd chosen Italian clothing [07:35] Sena     to match the Italian food today. [07:38] Miho     Souichirou? [07:39] Kuro     We've reserved the entire place today— Hey! [07:42] Kuro     Whoa, major babe! [07:43] Asami     Don't be rude, Kuroki-san! [07:44] Sena     No way... [07:47] Miho     What a coincidence. [07:49] Miho     I was asked to come here for Mayumi,     since she had to cancel. [07:54] Haruka     Oh, okay... [07:57] Haruka     So Mayumi asked you. [07:58] Miho     Yes. [07:59] Sena     So this "Mayumi" is the Baba Micchii lookalike? [08:02] Asami     Just who is Baba Micchii? [08:06] Miho     It's nice to meet you all. I'm— [08:08] Asami     Oh! [08:09] Asami     Ooshikouchi Miho-san? [08:11] Kuro     Huh? Wait, you know each other? [08:14] Asami     No, but I've seen her several times     in magazines and on TV. [08:18] Haruka     Right! You've been on magazine covers! [08:20] Asami     Yes, a rising star in the USDF. [08:23] Kuro     USDF? [08:24] Kuro     Oh! You were at the jumbo jet incident! [08:26] Miho     Guess we won't need introductions. [08:29] Asami     Right! [08:30] Miho     Still, I didn't expect to see [08:32] Miho     Souichirou in a place like this. [08:35] Miho     If I remember right, you wore that     brand on our first date, too. [08:38] Sena     D-Did I? [08:40] Kuro     What's this about a first date? [08:42] Miho     Sena Souichirou is my ex. [08:44] All     Huh?! [08:46] Miho     To be precise, my ex-ex-ex-ex-boyfriend, I think. [08:55] Haruka     I have to say, I'm really surprised [08:58] Haruka     to learn that Ooshikouchi-san     and Sena-san used to date! [09:01] Miho     You can call me Miho. [09:03] Kuro     May I ask a question? [09:06] Kuro     Why would a lady like you be     with a blockhead like Sena? [09:10] Sena     Who're you calling a blockhead? [09:12] Miho     We were in the same year at the Defense Academy. [09:16] AH     The same year? [09:17] Miho     Souichirou was the star. [09:20] Miho     After me, that is. [09:22] Miho     But in marksmanship, he was my better. [09:26] Miho     He shot me through. Right here. [09:31] Kuro     It's the same at Unit 8. Sena's the star. [09:34] Kuro     But I wonder... [09:36] Kuro     Maybe the better fit for you [09:38] Kuro     would be someone like me! [09:40] Sena     Since when are you a better choice than me? [09:43] Miho     Oh, you remembered I don't like tomatoes? [09:47] Miho     That makes me happy. [09:49] Sena     Oh, well... [09:50] Haruka     Um, why did you break up? [09:53] Sena     Sorry, but I should get going— [09:55] Kuro     Yeah, go home, blockhead. [09:56] Miho     You don't have to go, Souichirou. [09:59] Miho     This wine you picked is excellent. [10:01] Miho     It pairs well with rabbit. [10:03] Miho     This white wine reflects your deep     knowledge of Italian wines, as well. [10:07] Miho     That's why we broke up. [10:10] Miho     He always strives for perfection, [10:12] Miho     and has the same expectations of his date. [10:15] Miho     That's Souichirou's shortcoming. [10:17] Miho     Even for dates, [10:19] Miho     he'd send a minute-by-minute breakdown     of the schedule the day before. [10:22] Miho     And he'd tell me what to wear. [10:24] Miho     He'd ask me to walk at a certain speed, too. [10:27] Haruka     That'd be tiring. [10:28] Asami     True. [10:29] Kuro     I totally get it! [10:31] Kuro     He makes me tired every day, as well. [10:33] Sena     H-Hey! [10:39] Rin     Sena-kun, a building-demolition heavy machinery     device has gone berserk in Tachikawa City. [10:43] Rin     There are already several casualties. [10:44] Rin     We couldn't reach Kuroki-kun,     so we hoped to catch you, at least. [10:50] Sena     You idiot! [10:53] Cops     Please stay away! It's dangerous! [10:53] Cops     Hey, where's backup? [10:59] Cops     Yes, that's right. [11:00] Cops     We think it's a malfunction. [11:02] Cops     We've had difficulty even getting     close enough to turn it off. [11:06] Kyou     Based on your blood alcohol levels, [11:08] Kyou     we can't clear you two for duty. [11:11] Kuro     Really? [11:13] Haruka     Sorry. [11:16] Asami     I'll be Sena-san's backup,     now that he's gone ahead. [11:19] Rin     Hang on. [11:20] Rin     I'm detecting an unidentified flying object. [11:23] Asami     Unidentified... [11:25] Funa     Wait! [11:26] Cop     Get back! Please get back! It's dangerous! [11:30] Sena     Well, it's sure not holding back. [11:32] Sena     All right... [11:34] Sena     I can't predict its movement! [11:42] Sena     U-Ulti-maid... [11:44] Rin     I thought so. [11:54] Miho     You haven't changed. [11:56] Miho     You're still slow to adapt in     unpredictable situations. [11:59] Sena     It can't be... [12:01] Funa     I see, it was the Defense Ministry's... [12:03] Funa     It appears it was the USDF's prototype. [12:07] Sena     There were two times in my life that     I was utterly taken by surprise. [12:11] Sena     The first was during my college years, when I... [12:15] Sena     No, when you agreed to my request. [12:18] Sena     The second was when I learned you're Ulti-maid. [12:21] Miho     To be precise, it's called "Senbukai." [12:23] Miho     Why not? [12:25] Miho     You need some surprises in life. [12:29] Rin     So you don't know anything on     your end, either, Inagi-kun? [12:31] Ina     Nothing specific. [12:33] Ina     It's true that the Defense     Ministry seeks to expand [12:37] Ina     USDF jurisdiction by gaining     Willwear sole-usage rights... [12:41] Rin     But that runs counter to the     Basel Conference's decision. [12:44] Ina     Right, it opposes the ACTIVE project that allows [12:46] Ina     the police to arm themselves with Willwears. [12:49] Ina     But that's the direction this nation's headed in. [12:53] Ina     Either way, it's out of your control. [12:56] Ina     You should just keep doing what     you've always done. [13:00] Rin     Yeah, we're adults here. [13:03] Miho     There were two things in my life     that surprised me, as well. [13:06] Miho     The first was when you asked me out. [13:09] Miho     The second was when you dumped me. [13:12] Sena     That's a misunderstanding. [13:14] Miho     I suppose I should thank you [13:16] Miho     for letting me pretend I was     the one who dumped you [13:19] Miho     in front of your curious group of friends. [13:21] Sena     Like I said, it's not as if I dumped you. [13:23] Miho     Yeah, right. [13:25] Miho     You stopped responding to my messages. [13:28] Miho     You were trying to let it fizzle out, weren't you? [13:30] Miho     How pathetic. [13:31] Miho     You didn't even have the guts to tell me it was off. [13:35] Miho     You're the only stain on my perfect life. [13:39] Miho     It's not as if I even liked you, you know. [13:42] Miho     You were just so desperate to win     me over that I felt sorry for you. [13:46] Sena     Yeah, I'm sure. [13:48] Miho     How dare you dump me? [13:50] Miho     You're far inferior to me. [13:53] Miho     I am a USDF elite and a Wear-prototype pilot. [13:57] Miho     You're in Unit 8, a division scorned as garbage men. [13:59] Sena     Stop it! [14:01] Miho     What did you say? [14:02] Sena     You can insult me all you want. [14:04] Sena     But don't badmouth Unit 8! [14:09] Miho     That look suits you much more. [14:18] Miho     By the way, are you free tomorrow? [14:27] Miho     It isn't right? [14:28] Sena     Yeah, I think something isn't right between us. [14:31] Sena     Why are we meeting like this after we broke up? [14:35] Miho     You're right. [14:36] Miho     Then do you want to get back together? [14:39] Miho     And this time, I'll be the one who dumps you. [14:42] Miho     Then maybe the stain on my life will disappear. [14:46] Sena     That's so pointless. [14:47] Miho     I know. Don't take that seriously. [14:50] Miho     I'm just meeting with you to pass     the time, and nothing more. [14:56] Miho     Who'd go out with you? [14:58] Miho     That's ridiculous. [15:00] Sena     Um... [15:03] Sena     You idiot, you idiot, you idiot, you idiot! [15:15] SDF     We've just received the next     message from the perp. [15:19] SDF     He's rigged a timed explosive in an     Oomiya building under construction. [15:22] SDF     The bomb's been confirmed. [15:25] SDF     We can probably get good data from this. [15:27] SDF     Dealing with this will serve as     Senbukai's public announcement. [15:31] SDF     I heard the press will be involved. [15:34] SDF     We're counting on you,     First Lieutenant Ooshikouchi. [15:36] Miho     Yes, sir! [15:37] Rin     The brass is telling us to     cooperate with the USDF. [15:40] Rin     Sena-kun... [15:41] Sena     Here. [15:42] Rin     We also have our reputation to maintain, [15:44] Rin     but when public safety is at stake,     we can't be found lacking. [15:48] Rin     I'm counting on you. [15:49] Sena     Understood. [15:58] Miho     You're just in the way, Souichirou. [16:00] Miho     Go home. [16:01] Sena     We're both here on orders. [16:02] Miho     I don't care. [16:04] Sena     Sure, you were impressive     when we were students. [16:07] Sena     But I've gained experience at Unit 8. [16:10] Sena     Don't think I'm the same man as back then. [16:12] Miho     Oh? [16:13] Miho     Then show me what you're capable of. [16:18] Miho     The bomb's in the right-hand room SIGN    Scan Mode IR Scan [16:20] Miho     after this corridor. [16:22] Sena     Laser sensors? [16:23] Miho     That's right. Hitting a laser will detonate [16:26] Miho     the bomb, timer or no timer. [16:29] Sena     Listen. [16:30] Sena     If we fail this mission, [16:32] Sena     we'll both be blasted to smithereens     along with this building. [16:35] Miho     Oh, how fun. [16:36] Sena     So I want to apologize. [16:39] Miho     What are you talking about? [16:40] Sena     The movie we saw on our first date...     I made the wrong choice. [16:44] Sena     I knew that. [16:45] Sena     You were bored. [16:47] Sena     I'm sorry. [16:48] Kuro     That ass! He's showing off? [16:48] Miho     Yeah. [16:49] Miho     Watching someone else's romance is pointless. [16:49] Funa     No, he just forgot he's on the general comms. [16:52] Sena     Right. [16:53] Sena     I'm sorry. [16:56] Miho     Nice... [16:57] Miho     Very nice, Souichirou. [16:59] Sena     Huh? [17:00] Miho     Apologize to me more! [17:01] Sena     Uh, okay... [17:02] Haruka     Does she have a weird fetish or something? [17:03] Sena     I'd like to apologize for making you eat tomatoes. [17:04] Asami     Um, shouldn't we stop listening? [17:07] Kyou     But we'll lose track of what's going on. [17:07] Miho     That's right! Keep going! [17:09] Sena     When we went to Grand Maison for your birthday, [17:12] Sena     I was so nervous, I neglected proper etiquette [17:15] Sena     and took the seat of honor. [17:16] Sena     Forgive me. [17:17] Miho     Yes! That was so humiliating! [17:20] Miho     Come on, apologize more! [17:22] Miho     More! More! [17:28] Miho     What's with this guy? Is he toying with us? [17:30] Sena     Be careful. [17:31] Sena     I'm detecting explosives. [17:33] Miho     I see... [17:34] Miho     If it hits the floor, it goes boom. [17:36] Sena     This reminds me of when we met up again. [17:39] Miho     When the jumbo jet was in a holding pattern? [17:41] Sena     Hey, hey! [17:45] Sena     They just keep coming. [17:46] Miho     Keep it together, Souichirou! [17:55] Sena     They've stopped? [17:56] Miho     Hurry up! There's no time left! [17:58] Sena     R-Right. [17:59] Kyou     Could the perp be [18:01] Kyou     trying to collect Willwear data? [18:08] Sena     This is... [18:09] Rin     The entire floor's a detonator? [18:11] Kyou     Equipped with a heat sensor, too. [18:14] Asami     I guess they can't fly, then. [18:17] Kuro     What now? [18:21] Miho     This is no time for us to compete. [18:23] Miho     Go, Souichirou. I'll keep you stable. [18:26] Sena     Got it. [18:27] Sena     Your split-second decision-making     is as good as ever. [18:30] Sena     I guess the biggest apology I have to make to you [18:34] Sena     is for me. [18:37] Sena     I want to apologize for myself. [18:38] Miho     Shut up, Souichirou. [18:40] Sena     I told you this before, but I didn't dump you. [18:44] Sena     You were always perfect. [18:46] Sena     That's why I wanted to be perfect, too. [18:49] Miho     I said shut up! [18:51] Miho     Huh? What? [18:52] Sena     But I couldn't be. [18:54] Sena     No matter how hard I tried,     I couldn't be perfect for you. [18:58] Sena     I couldn't stand that about myself. [19:01] Sena     I'm not worthy of you. [19:03] Sena     That's why I... [19:04] Sena     I... [19:07] Sena     Bomb disarmed. [19:10] Sena     Now we just need to find this joker. [19:13] Sena     Wh-What? [19:16] Sena     M-Miho, are you trying to kill me? [19:18] Miho     No! Senbukai's acting without my control! [19:22] USDF     This is... [19:24] USDF     First Lieutenant Ooshikouchi? [19:25] Rin     What's going on? [19:26] Kyou     Ulti-maid's IFF seems to be [19:28] Kyou     defining Sena-san as an enemy target. [19:32] USDF     Senbukai may have malfunctioned [19:34] USDF     due to interference. [19:36] USDF     Retrieve Senbukai stat! [19:38] USDF     Don't let Unit 8 get their hands on it! [19:42] Miho     Do something, Souichirou! [19:44] Miho     Stop Senbukai! [19:46] Kyou     Oscar I, fire at the Ulti-maid's feet. [19:52] Miho     Shoot, Souichirou! [19:53] Sena     Forgive me. [20:00] Kuro     USDF's strong... [20:01] Funa     Like I said, we need you to stop your Wear now! [20:05] USDF     Are you giving us orders? [20:07] Rin     This is not the time to be petty! [20:10] Miho     Souichirou, I want to apologize to you, too. [20:13] Miho     It's a lie that you were a stain on my life! [20:15] Miho     I... I... [20:17] Sena     Thank you, Miho. [20:20] Miho     The truth is, I... [20:22] Miho     I... [20:23] Sena     Miho, I... [20:25] Sena     I... [20:29] Funa     The sublimation module! Get out, Oscar I! [20:31] Asami     Run! [20:32] Kuro     Sena! Can you hear us, Sena?! [20:34] Sena     Why does your voice have to     be the last thing I hear? [20:39] Sena     Oh, I guess this is my punishment... [20:45] Haruka     USDF? [20:47] Rin     I didn't expect them to actually come! [21:01] Sena     Miho! [21:02] Sena     M-Miho! [21:03] Miho     Souichirou... [21:07] Hachi     I was right! I should let her know. [21:10] Hinata     President? [21:11] Hinata     What are you doing? [21:13] Hachi     Good timing, Hinata-kun. [21:15] Hachi     Isn't your sister a member of the police force? [21:17] Hinata     Oh, yes. [21:18] Hachi     I need to talk to her     about something important. [21:20] Hachi     Would she know someone high up? [21:24] Hinata     Well, she's in the Community Safety Division... [21:27] Hachi     Oh, I guess it'd be hard, then. [21:30] ---     Next in the news, the subject of several     recent eyewitness reports, the so-called... [21:35] Asami     Funasaka-san... [21:37] Asami     Who's Baba Micchii? [21:39] Funa     Ah, that's... [21:41] Kuro     Oh. [21:42] Kuro     She was a handful, [21:44] Kuro     but I do feel bad for her. [21:46] Haruka     Yeah. [21:46] TV     There are rumors that you're Ulti-maid. SIGN    Is the pilot a beautiful SDF officer?     Is the Ulti-maid an SDF Unit? [21:49] TV     Is the Ulti-maid really under     the Defense Ministry? [21:53] Miho     No comment. [21:55] TV     Don't you think pleading     ignorance is irresponsible? [21:57] TV     With the Ulti-maid's feats being so public,     how can you know nothing of it? [21:59] Kyou     Sena-san? [22:01] Kyou     Could you come with me     to the manufacturer's car? [22:04] Sena     Okay. [22:10] Sena     "The truth is," huh? SIGN    Next Episode Preview [23:50] Liko     Ohakonyapachininko! SIGN    File 9: In the Name of Logos [23:52] Liko     It's Liko. [23:52] Liko     There are rumors that Logos will finally     make its move in the next episode. [23:55] Liko     I searched for the truth on     the director's computer! [23:58] Liko     I learned there will be betrayal     and idiots everywhere. [24:00] Liko     There will be no future for any of them. [24:02] Liko     Next time, "In the Name of Logos." [24:04] Liko     Please watch!