E7 - The Ultimate Target
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[00:03] Masaya
Man, this sucks. All of you
are weak pieces of shit.
[00:16] Masaya
Talk about boring.
[00:20] Masaya
This isn't nearly enough.
[00:26] (Flashback) Masaya
I'm gonna go kill Kirishima Toru!
[00:29] (Flashback) Kakihara
There you go again with Kirishima Toru.
[00:32] (Flashback) Kakihara
You sure are obsessed with the guy.
[00:34] (Flashback) Kakihara
But honestly, I wouldn't bother.
[00:37] (Flashback) Kakihara
I'm pretty sure Kirishima doesn't
have time for you right now.
[00:41] (Flashback) Masaya
What's that supposed to mean?!
[00:42] (Flashback) Shinjo
Hey, Masaya!
[00:45] (Flashback) Kakihara
Kirishima's currently busy
taking care of a cute little girl,
[00:49] (Flashback) Kakihara
so he's on break from being a demon.
[00:51] (Flashback) Masaya
Huh? Taking care of... a little girl?
[01:02] (Flashback) Masaya
There's no way that's true!
[01:05] (Flashback) Kakihara
Kirishima changed while
you were in the slammer.
[01:09] (Flashback) Kakihara
Which is why you should learn
from him and calm down...
[01:13] (Flashback) Masaya
Shut up!
[01:14] (Flashback) Shinjo
What?
[01:15] (Flashback) Kakihara
Oh, dear...
[01:23] Masaya
Kirishima's changed?
[01:26] Masaya
The Kirishima? For real?
[01:30] Masaya**
I'll be the one to decide that
when I see it with my own eyes.
[01:35] Masaya
Because my only reason for
living was to crush that guy.
[01:39] Masaya
Man, I just can't wait to
kill you, Kirishima Toru!
SIGN The Yakuza's Guide to Babysitting
SIGN Episode 7: The Ultimate Target
[03:16] Masaya
Damn it! Taking care of a little girl?!
[03:20] Masaya
Don't give me that shit!
[03:21] Masaya
The boss doesn't know what
kind of guy Kirishima is.
[03:26] Masaya
Thirteen years ago...
[03:34] Masaya
I picked a fight with Kirishima,
[03:36] Masaya
who I'd heard would murder
anyone who got involved with him.
[03:40] Masaya
And then, after one hit,
I understood everything.
[03:43] (Flashback) Rei
T-Toru-chan, wait! That's too much!
[03:46] (Flashback) Kirishima
Huh? Who gives a shit?
[03:49] (Flashback) Kirishima
No one would care if this weakling died.
[03:51] Masaya
I picked a lot of random fights with dudes to
test my strength, but he was on another level.
[04:01] Masaya
Kirishima was the ultimate target to me.
[04:09] Masaya
Ever since then, all I've thought
about is crushing him.
[04:14] Masaya
The Alpha and the Omega, Kirishima Toru.
[04:18] (Flashback) Kakihara
...taking care of a cute little girl...
[04:21] Sfx
Snap
[04:22] Masaya
God damn it!
[04:25] Masaya
I won't be satisfied
until I see it for myself!
[04:27] Masaya
Show yourself, Kirishima Toru!
[04:30] Kirishima
Dude, shut the hell up.
[04:33] Kirishima
Who's screaming my name in
the middle of the damn street?
[04:37] Masaya
Kirishi...ma?
[04:47] Masaya
You're shittin' me... right?
[04:51] Kirishima
Who the hell's this weirdo?
SIGN Path
[04:56] Shinjo
Boss, are you sure we didn't
need to stop Masaya?
[05:00] Kakihara
Hm... Yeah.
[05:02] Kakihara
I really don't want to start
anything with Sakuragi.
[05:07] Kakihara
Guess we should go fetch him soon.
[05:10] Kakihara
But before that, let's have some coffee.
[05:14] Shinjo
He exists in his own time zone.
[05:15] Kakihara
But man, Sakuragi sure is lucky
to have such a cute daughter.
[05:21] Shinjo
Sure...
[05:23] Kakihara
At our last meeting, I asked him if I could
borrow his daughter just for a day, and...
[05:30] (Flashback) Sakuragi
What?
[05:32] (Flashback) Sakuragi
Think before you speak. Or do you want
your whole family to be crushed?
[05:36] Kakihara
I almost destroyed our
alliance by accident.
[05:40] Kakihara
Man, he sure is a doting parent.
[05:42] Shinjo
Seriously, that isn't funny.
[05:44] Shinjo
Please don't randomly self-destruct
when I'm not around.
[05:48] Sign
The man who has to deal with all
the Kakihara Family problems
[05:53] Yaeka
Kirishima, is he your friend?
[05:57] Kirishima
I'm not sure. I don't actually know who he is.
[06:00] Yaeka
He was shouting your name, though.
[06:03] Kirishima
Ah... Well, I know a lot of guys in suits.
I can't remember all of them.
[06:07] Yaeka
I guess you do mix up Rabi-kun
and Mi-chan all the time.
[06:10] Kirishima
They're really hard to tell apart.
[06:12] Masaya
Hey, Kirishima! You can't be serious!
[06:14] Masaya
The hell are you doing?!
[06:17] Kirishima
Huh? What am I doing?
[06:19] Kirishima
Buying colored pencils with the
little lady at the stationery shop.
[06:22] Masaya
That's not what I'm talkin' about!
[06:24] Masaya
The hell are you
babysittin' little kids for?!
[06:26] Masaya
The guy I know wouldn't do that crap!
[06:30] Kirishima
Is that so? Well, sorry, but
I don't remember who you—
[06:33] Masaya
Shut up! It doesn't matter
because I remember you!
[06:37] Kirishima
Uh, how does that even work?
[06:39] Kirishima
God, this is a pain.
I'm terribly sorry, little lady.
[06:43] Kirishima
Could you go wait in the
stationery shop for a bit—
[06:46] Rei
Oh, Yaeka-chan!
[06:48] Rei
Hi there! Are you on your
way home from school?
[06:50] Yaeka
Rei-chan.
[06:51] Rei
Aw, Toru-chan's being a good boy,
actually coming to pick you up.
[06:55] Kirishima
Actually, you'll do. Watch the
little lady for a bit, all right?
[06:59] Rei
Huh?
[07:00] Kirishima
I'm gonna shoo this guy off.
[07:05] Rei
Huh? Masaya?!
[07:06] Rei
Omigosh, it's been so long!
[07:09] Masaya
Get the hell off me!
[07:10] Yaeka
Is he Rei-chan's friend?
[07:12] Kirishima
I guess so.
[07:14] Rei
What do you mean, Toru-chan?
It's Masaya, remember? Masaya!
[07:17] Rei
I mentioned him the other day!
[07:19] Rei
The battle nut who'd always
pick fights with you!
[07:23] Masaya
How are you so strong—
[07:24] Rei
See? Look at this scar?
[07:27] Kirishima
Middle school? Scar on his face?
[07:42] (Flashback) Masaya
I'll kill you... I'll kill you, you hear me?!
[07:45] (Flashback) Masaya
I don't care where you go,
I'll be there to kill you!
[07:49] (Flashback) Masaya
Just you wait, Kirishima!
[07:55] Kirishima
Oh, right.
[07:56] Kirishima
I guess there was some dude like that.
[08:01] Rei
You really don't remember people, do you?
[08:04] Rei
But isn't it cool that you happened
to bump into each other
[08:07] Rei
thirteen years later?
[08:08] Yaeka
Thirteen years...
[08:10] Kirishima
Definitely nothing to be happy about.
[08:12] Rei
Oh, Toru-chan! You're so shy!
[08:15] Rei
We were the squad.
[08:17] Kirishima
Wait. I broke open this dude's skull, right?
[08:21] Masaya
Piss off!
[08:22] Masaya
I was never friends with you two!
[08:25] Rei
What are you talking about?
[08:27] Rei
We were the school outcasts,
so we became friends!
[08:33] Sign
Battle Nut
[08:33] Sign
Would murder you
if you talked to him
[08:33] Sign
Effeminate
[08:34] Sign
The Squad
[08:36] Masaya
We were just some weirdos that got together!
[08:38] Rei
Yeah, but Masaya, I didn't think
you'd end up a yakuza, too.
[08:42] Masaya
That's none of your business!
More importantly...
[08:45] Masaya
What's really messed up is this dude hiding
his true nature to babysit some kid!
[08:53] Masaya
I've been searching this whole time...
[08:56] Masaya
for the guy they've been
calling a demon for so long.
[09:00] (Flashback) Kakihara
Hey, kid. This Kirishima
you're looking for...
[09:05] (Flashback) Kakihara
He's the new kid that joined
Sakuragi's family recently, isn't he?
[09:08] (Flashback) Kakihara
They call him...
[09:09] (Flashback) Kakihara
Kirishima the Yakuza Crusher.
[09:12] (Flashback) Kakihara
He's pretty famous for crushing
yakuza families left and right.
[09:16] (Flashback) Kakihara
We haven't had the pleasure
of running into him yet...
[09:19] (Flashback) Kakihara
But if you become a yakuza, too,
you might just bump into him.
[09:26] Masaya
I joined 'cause I thought I'd get to
meet a crazier version of you
[09:29] Masaya
than the one I knew from middle school!
[09:32] Masaya
And yet, you—
[09:33] Kirishima
Hey.
[09:35] Kirishima
Shut your mouth.
[09:38] Kirishima
I don't give a rat's ass
how you live your life,
[09:41] Kirishima
but if you're gonna be a thorn in my side,
[09:44] Kirishima
how about I end you right here and now?
[09:50] Yaeka
Kirishima?
[09:52] Kirishima
Little lady.
[09:55] Kirishima
I'm sorry, little lady!
[09:56] Kirishima
I was just a little hangry.
[09:59] Yaeka
Really?
[10:01] Masaya
What the hell are you talking about?!
[10:03] Kakihara
Hey, Masaya!
[10:06] Kakihara
Masaya, we're gonna go get some grub.
[10:09] Masaya
Boss?!
[10:15] Masaya
Why are you here?! I finally found
Kirishima, and now I'm gonna—
[10:21] Shinjo
The boss said we're eating, so we're eating.
[10:23] Masaya
Let go of me!
[10:25] Shinjo
Yeah, yeah, we're done for today.
See ya later, Kirishima.
[10:26] Masaya
Let go of me, damn it!
[10:33] Kakihara
Sorry if our Masaya interrupted anything.
[10:35] Kirishima
Right...
[10:37] Masaya
God damn it!
[10:39] Rei
That was over as quickly as it started.
[10:41] Rei
Honestly, Masaya hasn't changed at all.
[10:45] Rei
I'm on edge just watching him.
[10:53] Yaeka
Kirishima?
[10:54] Yaeka
You're hungry, right? Let's go home.
[10:58] Kirishima
Sure.
[11:01] Mashiro
Hello, President?
[11:03] Mashiro
As I said, Kirishima-kun
won't be heading that way.
[11:07] Mashiro
Yes.
[11:09] Mashiro
Don't worry. It'll all work out.
[11:12] Mashiro
You've got me, after all.
[11:17] Sugihara
Okay, time for another fun day at work.
[11:22] Sign
Gonna Take Kirishima Down
SIGN The Yakuza's Guide to Babysitting
[11:28] Sugihara
Kirishima-san.
[11:30] Sugihara
I just got to Kono's office.
[11:32] Kirishima
I see.
[11:34] Kirishima
Just do it like we discussed yesterday.
[11:36] Sugihara
Right.
[11:36] Yaeka
Kirishima, don't move.
[11:39] Yaeka
If you move, I can't draw you right.
[11:41] Kirishima
My apologies. I'm just not used
to being an art model.
[11:46] Sugihara
No fair. Sounds like you're having fun.
[11:49] Kirishima
You're the one who gets to play
with President Kono, though.
[11:52] Sugihara
What?
[11:54] Kirishima
Just let me know how it goes.
[11:56] Sugihara
You got it.
[12:00] Kono
I couldn't ask for anything better
than Sakuragi-san being on our side.
[12:06] Sugihara
We're also ecstatic to finally have
a connection with you, President Kono.
[12:12] Kono
By the way, there's something
I'd like to discuss with you.
[12:15] Sugihara
Yes?
[12:16] Kono
Is there any way we can make
some changes to this agreement?
[12:21] Sugihara
Changes, you say?
[12:23] Kono
The other day, I talked to Kirishima-san...
[12:28] Kono
But I've heard some
terrifying rumors about him.
[12:31] Kono
I wasn't thinking straight, and I ended up
writing a higher price than I had planned.
[12:36] Sugihara
Ah, in the heat of the moment, huh?
[12:39] Sugihara
Kirishima-san's face is pretty scary,
[12:41] Sugihara
so I don't blame you for
thinking he was threatening you.
[12:44] Kono
Oh, it's not like that.
[12:47] Kono
I just let myself get spooked
even though I barely know him.
[12:51] Sign
Agreement
[12:51] Kono
This is very important to me,
so I wanted to think it over.
[12:55] Sign
Agreement
[12:55] Kono
I will be in your care
from now on, after all.
[12:58] Sugihara
Yes, of course. I'll wait as
long as you need me to.
[13:03] Kono
Thank you very much.
[13:06] Sugihara
I knew it. He's just some lackey.
[13:09] Kono
Here's the new agreement
I'd like to propose.
[13:15] Sugihara
I see...
[13:19] Sugihara
Looks okay to me.
[13:20] Kono
Looks like this will go
smoothly, just like he said.
[13:25] Kono
Really? Thank you very much.
[13:31] Kono
I'm glad you're so understanding,
Sugihara-san.
[13:35] Sugihara
Oh, I'm honored.
[13:38] Sugihara
I feel so at ease since
this is a fake agreement.
[13:41] Kono
Huh?
[13:42] Sugihara
Huh?
[13:44] Kono
What did you just say?
[13:45] Sugihara
Oh, right. I said I feel so at ease
because this is a fake agreement.
[13:50] Kono
F-Fake? What are you...
[13:53] Kono
What are you implying, Sugihara-san?
[13:58] Sugihara
Scams involving civilians,
forcefully buying up land...
[14:02] Sugihara
Your next target was real estate, wasn't it?
[14:06] Sugihara
Mister President, you sure have been
involved in some dirty business on our turf.
[14:11] Sugihara
There's no way we'd ever side with
someone who's wrecking our territory.
[14:14] Kono
Don't give me that shit!
[14:16] Kono
I told you! I made a deal with Kirishima!
[14:20] Sugihara
You still don't get it, President Kono?
[14:22] Sugihara
That agreement itself was fake.
[14:30] Sugihara
Man... It sure took some time
to gather enough evidence,
[14:33] Sugihara
since your evil deeds
were always so intricate.
[14:37] Kono
Piss off! Don't think you're
gonna get away with this!
[14:41] Kono
Stop acting like you're Kirishima—
[14:47] Sugihara
Shut the hell up. You don't
have the right to decline.
[14:52] Sugihara
I came here today to squash
your little operation.
[14:54] Sugihara
You should be grateful that you get to
deal with me and not Kirishima-san.
[14:58] Sugihara
Unlike Kirishima-san, I'm nice,
[15:01] Sugihara
so if you apologize now, I'll forgive you.
[15:03] Kono
You little shit! Who do you think you are?!
[15:06] Kono
You're nothing but Kirishima's shadow!
[15:10] Sugihara
I see. Well, don't say I didn't try
to resolve this peacefully.
[15:21] Sugihara
Don't worry. This won't be as bad
as what Kirishima-san would do.
[15:26] Kono
Please, don't—
[15:31] Sugihara
Man, that pissed me off.
[15:34] Sugihara
Don't compare me to
Kirishima-san the Demon.
[15:38] (Flashback) Kono
You're nothing but Kirishima's shadow!
[15:47] Thief A
What? This teacup costs 150,000 yen?
[15:50] Sign
5 Years Ago
[15:52] (Flashback) Thief A
Kei-chan, where'd you get this?
[15:54] (Flashback) Sugihara
From an antique shop this
old lady runs on her own.
[15:57] (Flashback) Sugihara
She's got no security cameras,
so it's a free-for-all.
[16:00] (Flashback) Thief A
Way to go, Kei-chan!
You're a top-tier shoplifter!
[16:04] (Flashback) Sugihara
Aw, c'mon. No need to flatter me.
[16:06] (Flashback) Sugihara and Thief A
Yeah.
[16:08] Sign
Sekiguchi Antiques
[16:12] Sugihara
Aw, Granny's awake today.
[16:12] (Flashback) Old woman
Welcome.
[16:15] (Flashback) Old woman
Feel free to look around.
[16:16] Sugihara
Well, whatever. I'll just take some
stuff that's not in her line of sight.
[16:31] (Flashback) Kirishima
Heya, kid.
[16:34] (Flashback) Kirishima
You into antiques?
[16:35] (Flashback) Sugihara
Huh?
[16:36] (Flashback) Kirishima
It's pretty rare for a kid like you
to come into a shop like this.
[16:40] (Flashback) Sugihara
Oh, uh... Y-Yeah, I guess you're right.
[16:44] (Flashback) Sugihara
I kinda picked up the interest from my dad...
[16:47] (Flashback) Kirishima
Huh... I see. So you come here often, then?
[16:51] (Flashback) Sugihara
Er... Yes.
[16:53] Sugihara
What's this dude's problem?
He's all up in my face.
[16:57] Sugihara
Maybe I'll give up for now
and come back another day...
[17:00] (Flashback) Kirishima
So, I heard this shop has a problem with...
[17:04] (Flashback) Kirishima
shoplifting.
[17:05] (Flashback) Sugihara
Huh?
[17:06] (Flashback) Kono
I'm here 'cause the boss asked me
to pick somethin' up for him.
[17:10] Sugihara
"Boss"? Is he with the yakuza?
[17:14] (Flashback) Kirishima
But apparently, it's gone now, even though
the owner doesn't remember selling it.
[17:18] (Flashback) Kirishima
You know anything about that?
[17:19] (Flashback) Kirishima
It's a teacup worth 150,000 yen.
[17:21] Sugihara
Seriously?
[17:23] (Flashback) Sugihara
N-No idea... sir. It probably got sold.
[17:27] (Flashback) Sugihara
The lotus design on it was super pretty.
[17:31] (Flashback) Kirishima
Oh, really? How'd you know
there was a lotus design on it?
[17:37] Sugihara
Shit, I messed up.
[17:49] Sugihara
It was just a game for me, at first.
[17:55] (Flashback) Sugihara's mother
Why can't you even manage that?
[17:57] (Flashback) Man
Enough already!
[17:57] Sugihara
No matter what I did,
the adults never acknowledged me.
[18:04] Sign
Drug Store
[18:07] Sugihara
The only thing anyone complimented
me on was my shoplifting skill.
[18:17] Sugihara
My "game" ended up my whole way
of life, and my parents disowned me.
[18:32] (Flashback) Sugihara
This is hell...
[18:34] (Flashback) Kirishima
I'll let you pour some tea into
that teacup before I finish you off.
[18:49] (Flashback) Sugihara
I wish I could've been complimented
on something normal, even once.
[19:05] (Flashback) Kirishima
Y'know, you're pretty good at making tea.
[19:08] (Flashback) Sugihara
Huh?
[19:12] (Flashback) Kirishima
Might just be the pricey teacup and
the splash of despair that's mixed in.
[19:16] (Flashback) Kirishima
Nah, I mean it. It's good.
[19:19] Sugihara
H-He complimented me!
[19:24] (Flashback) Sugihara
I'm fine with just making tea!
[19:26] (Flashback) Sugihara
Please! Let me work for you!
[19:28] (Flashback) Kirishima
Huh? I don't need anyone working for me.
[19:32] Sugihara
Something so insignificant to society
[19:35] Sugihara
managed to be what changed my whole world.
[19:41] Sugihara
I'm just Kirishima-san's shadow?
Say whatever you want.
[19:46] Sugihara
I decided that I was going
to follow him forever.
[20:00] Mashiro
Hey there, President.
That was a pretty long nap.
[20:04] Kono
Mashiro-san!
[20:05] Kono
Where were you?! I only agreed
because you said you'd back me up!
[20:10] Kono
What's going on?
[20:17] Mashiro
I guess Sugihara-kun's pretty strong.
[20:20] Mashiro
Before he joined that family,
he was the leader of some thieves,
[20:23] Mashiro
and he never lost a fight.
[20:26] Mashiro
Meaning he's skilled enough
to work under Kirishima-kun.
[20:30] Mashiro
Seriously, I got some great
intel today thanks to you.
[20:38] Kono
W-Wait... You were just using me?
[20:41] Mashiro
Sure was. Do you have a problem with that?
[20:44] Kono
Wha—
[20:45] Mashiro
Oh, but if the boss finds out
I'm doing this, I'll get in trouble,
[20:49] Mashiro
so this will be goodbye for us.
[20:52] Mashiro
Hmm, I wonder... If I push you from here,
[20:54] Mashiro
do you think it'll be high
enough to give you amnesia?
[20:57] Mashiro
Actually, you might just croak.
[20:59] Kono
Wh-What are you...
[21:03] Mashiro
Wanna try it out?
[21:11] Kirishima
Hey, Sugihara.
[21:14] Kirishima
Tea.
[21:18] Sugihara
Yes, sir!
[21:24] Sugihara
Here you go.
[21:32] Sugihara
Kirishima-san, am I good at making tea?
[21:40] Kirishima
It'd taste the same no matter who made it.
[21:43] Sugihara
Kirishima-san doesn't remember...
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