E5 - Kirishima's Day Off
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SIGN Episode 5: Kirishima's Day Off
[01:33] Kirishima
Let's see...
[01:36] Kirishima
So that's Mi-chan?
[01:37] Yaeka
No, that's Rabi-kun.
[01:40] Yaeka
You always get them wrong.
[01:43] Kirishima
My apologies. I'm terrible
at remembering names.
[01:54] Kirishima
Those guys are...
[01:57] Yaeka
Kirishima, who's this?
[01:59] Kirishima
Um...
[02:00] Kirishima
Rabi-kun.
[02:01] Yaeka
No! That's Mi-chan!
[02:05] Yanagi
That's...
[02:07] Yanagi
The dude from the Sakuragi Family.
[02:10] Kusagami Member 01
Oh, that's Kirishima.
[02:12] Yanagi
He got put in charge of
babysitting some brat? Sad.
[02:26] Presidents
What's going on over on that turf?
[02:26] Presidents
Let me throw the party next month.
You definitely won't regret it.
[02:33] Kirishima
Man, I'm beat...
[02:35] Kirishima
God, these shitty old farts
never stop talking.
[02:40] (Flashback) President 1
I heard you were taking care
of Sakuragi-san's daughter.
[02:45] (Flashback) President 2
The Demon of the Sakuragi Family
babysitting, eh? That's surprising.
[02:48] (Flashback) President 3
If you ever get bored of babysitting,
come to my family.
[02:51] (Flashback) Kirishima
We'll welcome you with open arms.
[02:54] Kirishima
What a pain in the ass.
[02:56] Kirishima
Don't make me keep repeating myself, damn it.
[02:59] Yanagi
Hey, Kirishima.
[03:02] Yanagi
Havin' fun taking care of the little miss?
[03:05] Kirishima
Who the hell are you?
[03:07] Yanagi
Guess I hadn't introduced myself yet.
[03:10] Kirishima
I'm Yanagi from the Kusagami Family—
[03:12] Kirishima
Ah, hello? Little lady?
[03:15] Yanagi
Why, you little...
[03:15] Kirishima
Yes, I think we'll be done soon.
[03:18] Kirishima
If there's something you want,
I'll pick it up on my way back.
[03:21] Yanagi
Check out that shit-eating grin.
"Demon of the Sakuragi Family," my ass.
[03:24] Kirishima
Yes. See you soon.
[03:26] Yanagi
Are you that scared of your boss?
[03:30] Yanagi
I guess it's true that you turned tame after
getting stuck taking care of that kid.
[03:35] Kirishima
Man, you sure love the
sound of your own voice.
[03:38] Yanagi
What the hell? His mood suddenly changed.
[03:44] Kirishima
I'm not babysitting.
[03:47] Kirishima
I'm working.
[03:49] Kirishima
Better watch your mouth.
[03:51] Kirishima
I'm not kind enough to
take care of your corpse.
[03:54] Kirishima
You get me? Yeah?
[04:01] Random member 1
If that was the old Kirishima,
you'd be dead right now, Yanagi.
[04:05] Yanagi
What?!
[04:06] Random member 1
Can't tell you how many times I was
happy our families were affiliated...
[04:11] Random member 1
He's definitely calmed down a bit,
[04:13] Random Member 1
but you still don't wanna press
your luck with him, Yanagi.
[04:17] Yanagi
That's exactly why he underestimates you!
[04:20] Random member 1
Don't go startin' shit with him.
[04:26] Members
Thank you very much!
[04:28] Sakuragi
Sorry for all the trouble.
[04:31] Owner
No trouble at all.
[04:32] Owner
You always take very good
care of us, Sakuragi-san.
[04:37] Yanagi
The Sakuragi Family has control of
a huge restaurant like this, too?
[04:41] Yanagi
This sucks.
[04:51] Yanagi
If he's not gonna make a move,
I guess I'll have to do it myself.
[04:57] Sugihara
Little lady!
[04:59] Sugihara
Could you call Kirishima-san?
[05:02] Yaeka
Kirishima's off today,
so he went out somewhere.
[05:06] Sugihara
Dinner will be ready in no time!
[05:12] Sugihara
That's right... I have
something I have to do.
[05:16] Sugihara
I absolutely need to get closer
with the little lady!
[05:20] Sign
Sugihara
[05:20] Sugihara
I've always been right by
Kirishima-san, so she knows I exist,
[05:23] Sign
Sugihara
[05:24] Sugihara
but I don't think we've ever
actually gotten closer than that.
[05:29] Sugihara
At this rate, she's only gonna know me
as the dude who's always with Kirishima!
[05:34] Sugihara
I don't want that! That sucks!
[05:35] Sign
°Believe it or not, he's a yakuza member
[05:37] Sugihara
But with Kirishima-san gone, now's my chance!
[05:41] Yaeka
Right?
[05:43] Sugihara
Can I sit next to you while we eat today?!
[05:46] Sign
°Believe it or not, he's a yakuza member
[05:48] Yaeka
Sure...
[05:49] Sugihara
Thanks!
[05:58] Sugihara
It's so insanely quiet.
[06:01] Sugihara
Then again, I guess the little lady
never says much anyway,
[06:04] Sugihara
so I gotta initiate the conversation!
[06:06] Sugihara
Little lady!
[06:07] Sugihara
Has anything fun happened
at school recently?
[06:11] Yaeka
Hmm...
[06:12] Yaeka
Not really.
[06:13] Sugihara
M-Maybe you played with some friends?
[06:16] Yaeka
I don't have that many friends.
[06:19] Sugihara
Oh, God! I stepped on a landmine!
[06:21] Sugihara
What would Kirishima-san do in this case?
[06:24] Sugihara
No, I can't rely on Kirishima-san!
[06:27] Sugihara
Little lady!
[06:28] Sugihara
After we're done eating,
why don't we go to my room?
[06:33] Sign
Horror
[06:33] Sign
Japanese Movies
[06:33] Sign
Foreign Films
[06:34] Sign
Anime
[06:35] Yaeka
So many.
[06:36] Yaeka
Are these all movies?
[06:36] Sign
Action
[06:36] Sign
Sci-Fi
[06:36] Sign
Fantasy
[06:36] Sign
Foreign Films
[06:36] Sign
Anime
[06:36] Sign
Horror
[06:38] Sugihara
Yes! You can pick whichever one you'd like!
[06:43] Sugihara
I watch all kinds of movies.
I even have some that are for kids.
[06:47] Sugihara
I'm sure the little lady will enjoy this.
[06:50] Yaeka
This one, then.
[06:51] Sign
Mi-chan and the Magical House
[06:52] Sugihara
Oh, the Mi-chan series!
[06:55] Sign
Kind Bunny Girl
Mi-chan
[06:55] Sugihara
The kind bunny girl Mi-chan powers up
with the power of carrots.
[07:00] Sugihara
This is a fantasy anime that kids
and adults can both enjoy!
[07:01] Sign
The Movie
[07:01] Sign
Mi-chan and the Magical House
[07:05] Sign
Three Hours Later
SIGN The End
[07:09] Yaeka
Are you okay?
[07:11] Sugihara
I forgot that this thing was a tearjerker.
[07:14] Sugihara
Rather than enjoying it with her,
[07:16] Sugihara
I got sucked in more than
she did and started bawling.
[07:20] Sugihara
God, I'm lame...
[07:21] Yaeka
Here's some tissues.
[07:24] Sugihara
Thanks, little lady.
[07:27] Sugihara
I'm always like this.
[07:29] Sugihara
Whenever I watch movies with Kirishima-san,
he tells me to shut up and hits me.
[07:34] Yaeka
You watch movies with Kirishima?
[07:36] Sugihara
Yes. Oh, but Kirishima-san gets bored easily,
[07:40] Sugihara
so he won't watch anything unless
it's a one-and-done, like a movie.
[07:44] Yaeka
Huh...
[07:46] Sugihara
Huh?
[07:47] Sugihara
We started talking about Kirishima-san,
[07:49] Sugihara
and now she looks like she's having fun...
[07:53] Sugihara
Is this the difference in how close
the little lady sees herself
[07:56] Sugihara
with Kirishima-san and me?!
[08:01] Sugihara
I see... Well, of course.
[08:05] Sugihara
It's not like I can get as
close as Kirishima-san did
[08:08] Sugihara
after all this time in just a few hours.
[08:11] Sugihara
In that case, there's
only one thing I can do!
[08:16] Sugihara
Little lady!
[08:17] Yaeka
Hmm?
[08:19] Sugihara
You're in luck! I'll tell you everything
I know about Kirishima-san!
[08:26] Yaeka
What does Kirishima like?
[08:29] Sugihara
Huh? Well...
[08:33] Sign
Kirishima Outing Permit
[08:36] Kirishima
Not like I actually have anything to do,
or anywhere specific to go...
[08:42] Rei
Toru-chan!
[08:45] Rei
I didn't think we'd run into
each other in a place like this!
[08:49] Kirishima
Ah, and here comes a nuisance.
[08:53] Rei
Eek!
[08:55] Sugihara
It's hard to believe, but
Kirishima-san likes chocolate.
[08:58] Yaeka
I know that.
[08:59] Sugihara
Huh? How did you know that?
[09:03] Kanami
Oh, there you are.
[09:05] Sugihara
Oh, Kanami-san.
[09:07] Kanami
Yae-chan, want to go shopping?
[09:09] Yaeka
Yeah!
[09:11] Sugihara
Aw, let's talk about Kirishima-san some more!
[09:16] Rei
Ugh, you're so mean.
SIGN Kirishima's Classmate
Rei Hojo (28)
[09:21] Rei
How can you hit a precious friend
you haven't seen in forever?
[09:24] Kirishima
Of course I'm gonna freak out when some
built guy suddenly grabs me from behind.
[09:28] Rei
It's called a loving hug!
[09:31] Kirishima
It's creepy.
[09:32] Kirishima
So, what brings you here?
[09:35] Rei
I'm on a little business trip.
[09:37] Rei
But I was surprised.
[09:39] Rei
I heard your family was around here,
[09:43] Rei
but I didn't think I'd find you so easily.
[09:46] Rei
Have you been well?
[09:48] Kirishima
I guess.
[09:50] Kirishima
And I bet you're still a man-eater
who goes through men like tissues.
[09:52] Rei
Oh, stop! Don't make me sound
like some kind of beast!
[09:56] Kirishima
So you don't deny it?
[09:58] Rei
Come to think of it, you've changed.
[10:02] Rei
When I first met you, you always looked
like you hated anything and everything.
[10:07] Rei
You seem like you've totally chilled out now.
[10:10] Rei
Must mean you're really
comfortable where you are.
[10:15] Kirishima
Where I am right now...
[10:23] Kirishima
Yeah.
[10:25] Kirishima
Honestly, I'm lucky enough to be in a place
where I really don't deserve to be.
[10:29] Rei
Toru...
[10:31] Rei
You finally found some humanity!
[10:34] Kirishima
No touchy.
[10:36] Yanagi
Hey! You've got some nerve to
feed me this disgusting crap!
[10:40] Yanagi
You mockin' me or what?!
[10:42] Yanagi
Well?!
[10:43] Café owner
I'm terribly sorry. It'll be on the house.
[10:47] Yanagi
You bet your ass it will be—
[10:53] Kirishima
That's enough, Sanagi.
[10:57] Yanagi
Kirishima!
[10:59] Yanagi
It's Yanagi, you asshole!
Remember my name already!
[11:02] Kirishima
Oh, my bad.
[11:06] Kirishima
No point in trying to act tough
in front of civilians.
[11:09] Kirishima
Get lost.
[11:13] Kirishima
Don't ever come back.
[11:15] Café owner
Th-Thank you very much.
[11:18] Kirishima
Sorry for the trouble.
[11:20] Café owner
Not at all, and I'll make sure to comp your order.
[11:24] Kirishima
Thanks, man.
[11:25] Café man
S-Sir, your change!
[11:27] Rei
Wow... The old Toru wouldn't have
hesitated to destroy this shop.
[11:40] Rei
Say, let's go out for drinks.
[11:44] Rei
I'd love to hear all about
whoever made you change.
[11:47] Kirishima
No. My drinks will taste
like crap around you.
[11:51] Rei
Hey! What's that supposed to mean?!
[11:54] Kirishima
I'm kidding.
[11:57] Kirishima
I already have plans that take priority.
[12:00] Kirishima
Maybe next time.
[12:07] Rei
Look at you, making me jealous.
[12:10] Rei
But I've never seen him with
such a nice look on his face.
[12:12] Sign
Come back tonight though, okay?
from Yaeka
[12:16] Sign
Wants to be friends.
SIGN The Yakuza's Guide to Babysitting
[12:21] Sign
Steadfast
Sponge Cake Mix
[12:21] Sign
Steadfast
Pound Cake Mix
[12:21] Kanami
Maybe I'll make a cake for you today, Yae-chan.
[12:25] Yaeka
I wanna make one, too.
[12:27] Kanami
Aw, you're going to help me out?
[12:29] Yaeka
I wanna make a chocolate cake.
[12:32] Kanami
Then I guess we'll have to
buy a lot of chocolate.
[12:36] Sign
Commercial Use
Chocolate Chips
[12:37] Yaeka
Yeah.
[12:39] Yanagi
Damn it! This is pissing me off.
[12:41] Kusagami member 1
Still, it really wasn't a good idea
to cause trouble back there.
[12:46] Yanagi
I just kindly gave him a warning
that his food tastes like shit!
[12:52] Yanagi
That little brat...
[12:55] Yanagi
Drive closer to them.
[12:56] Kusagami member 1
What?!
[12:57] Kusagami member 1
Whoa, we're definitely gonna get in trouble
[12:59] Kusagami member 1
if we try to do anything to
another boss's daughter.
[13:02] Kusagami member 1
It could even lead to a shootout
between the families!
[13:06] Yanagi
I'm just kidding, jeez.
[13:08] Kusagami member 1
Of course...
[13:10] Yanagi
Man, you're no fun.
[13:15] Yanagi
We're gonna make a little pit stop.
[13:18] Kanami
We're back!
[13:20] Kanami
Oh?
[13:21] Kanami
You're home?
[13:22] Kirishima
Welcome home, little lady.
[13:24] Ayumu
Thanks for inviting me over.
[13:27] Kanami
She's the one who found Ohagi-chan, right?
[13:30] Kanami
We ran into her on the way home.
[13:32] Kirishima
I see...
[13:34] Yaeka
Ohagi, we're home.
[13:37] Ayumu
I see you gave it a tasty-sounding name.
[13:39] Ayumu
Drool...
[13:41] Kirishima
Is everything about food to you?
[13:43] Ayumu
I'm glad to see you again, Toru-kun-san.
[13:46] Kirishima
Enough with the weird names.
[13:48] Ayumu
Oh, but we're gonna enjoy some girls-only
time now, so you're not invited.
[13:52] Kirishima
God, she's annoying...
[13:54] Sign
Daikiyo
Hanako
Soft Flour
[13:54] Sign
Delicious
Pancake Mix
[13:55] Ayumu
Do you two always make cakes?
[13:58] Kanami
Sometimes.
[13:59] Kanami
This is actually Yae-chan's first time. Right?
[14:02] Yaeka
Yeah.
[14:03] Ayumu
Is there someone you want to make one for?
[14:07] Kanami
It must be your dad, right?
[14:09] Yaeka
I wanna give some to Kirishima.
[14:11] Kanami and Ayumu
So cute.
[14:14] Ayumu
This is real nice.
[14:16] Kanami
Huh?
[14:17] Ayumu
I haven't had a crush on anyone yet,
[14:20] Ayumu
so I envy the excitement and
anticipation the little lady is feeling.
[14:26] Yaeka
Excitement and anticipation...
[14:28] Sign
Grrrrruuuumble
[14:30] Sign
Grrrrruuuumble
[14:30] Ayumu
Well, I'm just here to eat,
so it doesn't really matter.
[14:34] Kanami
Her stomach's been growling this whole time.
[14:36] Sakuragi
What's for dinner tonight?
[14:38] Kanami
Oh, I'm sorry.
[14:40] Kanami
I'm making a cake with Yae-chan,
so could you order out for dinner tonight?
[14:46] Sakuragi
All right.
[14:48] Sakuragi
Kirishima!
[14:50] Sakuragi
So yeah, we're eating out tonight.
[14:53] Kirishima
Sure. Is Kazama-tei all right?
[14:56] Sakuragi
Yes, if you would.
[15:00] Kirishima
Hello, this is Sakuragi.
Thanks for always taking care of us.
[15:04] Kirishima
Sorry, but can we make
a reservation for tonight?
[15:06] Owner
I'm terribly sorry, but we'll
have to decline for today.
[15:11] Kirishima
Oh, I see...
[15:12] Kusagami member 1
Hey, hurry the hell up!
[15:14] Owner
Oh, I'm sorry.
[15:15] Owner
Please excuse me.
[15:20] Owner
Yes, may I help you?
[15:21] Kusagami Member 1
This ain't nearly enough food. Keep it coming.
[15:25] Owner
But you still have some food left...
[15:27] Yanagi
Shut up! We're partyin' tonight!
[15:31] Yanagi
We're celebrating the fact that we're gonna
be takin' care of your place, startin' today.
[15:36] Yanagi
You're not gonna ask us to pay, are ya?
[15:39] Sakuragi
I see. I guess we'll have
to go somewhere else.
[15:43] Kirishima
I'm sorry, but something
concerns me about this.
[15:47] Sakuragi
What is it?
[15:48] Kirishima
Well, something seemed off on the phone.
[15:50] Kanami and Ayumu
It's finished!
[15:52] Ayumi
I can tell it's delicious just by the smell.
[15:55] Kanami
I'll pack some up for you to take home.
[15:58] Kanami
Here you go.
[15:59] Ayumi
Thanks.
[16:02] Ayumu
I'm the happiest when I'm eating
something delicious.
[16:06] Kanami
Hopefully you can find someone someday
to share that happiness with.
[16:11] Ayumu
Yeah...
[16:13] Kanami
Toru-kun.
[16:15] Kanami
Is everyone at the office?
[16:17] Kirishima
Yes.
[16:19] Yaeka
Kirishima?
[16:23] Kirishima
I'm sorry, little lady. I have something
I need to take care of real quick.
[16:28] Kirishima
I'll be back soon, though.
[16:35] Kanami
Hmph. You could've spared a little time.
[16:41] Yanagi
That geezer's a total pushover!
[16:44] Yanagi
We just hit him a few times,
and he obeys our every word.
[16:47] Yanagi
And now, this place is gonna be the
Kusagami Family's little piggy bank.
[16:51] Kusagami Member 1
Are you sure about this, bro?
This is Sakuragi's turf.
[16:55] Yanagi
You heard the guy. The Sakuragi Family
wasn't taking payment from here.
[17:00] Yanagi
If that's true, there's no problem
with us taking care of 'em.
[17:04] Kusagami Member 1
Yes, but...
[17:06] Yanagi
He's not gonna show up!
[17:08] Yanagi
I'm sure he's just playin' house with that brat,
[17:11] Yanagi
and their bedtime's comin' up soon!
[17:13] Kusagami Member 1
Right...
[17:15] Yanagi
"The Demon of the Sakuragi Family," my ass.
[17:17] Yanagi
Everyone's too chickenshit
over a guy playin' babysitter.
[17:22] Yanagi
He's just a—
[17:23] Kirishima
I've brought you more alcohol.
[17:26] Yanagi
Yeah, about damn time!
[17:29] Yanagi
K-Kirishima!
[17:32] Kirishima
Heya.
[17:33] Kirishima
Havin' fun talking shit about me, Unagi?
[17:38] Yanagi
It's Yanagi, damn you!
[17:39] Yanagi
I thought you were babysittin—
[17:44] Kirishima
Hey, you've got the nerve to try to
collect from a place on our turf,
[17:47] Kirishima
and you didn't even know the rules?
[17:50] Yanagi
Who the hell cares about rules?!
[17:56] Kusagami member 1
Shit... he's crazy!
[17:58] Kirishima
Anyone who can't follow the rules
is gonna be punished.
[18:02] Yanagi
Shut up! Who the hell do you think I am—
[18:13] Kirishima
By the way, our little lady is very
good about following the rules.
[18:17] Kirishima
You could probably learn
a thing or two from her.
[18:20] Yanagi
Wh-What the hell are you talking about?!
[18:22] Kirishima
You're a slow one, aren't ya?
I'm telling you it's your bedtime.
[18:27] Yanagi
Huh?
[18:29] Kirishima
Go on, drink up. You'll sleep better this way.
[18:35] Kirishima
Don't worry. After I put you to bed,
[18:37] Kirishima
I'll give you a proper burial with a
gravestone and everything, Yahagi.
[18:40] Yanagi
I-It's Yanagi!
[18:42] Kusagami member 1
B-Bro...
[18:58] Mashiro
It's been a while, Kirishima-kun.
[19:01] Kirishima
Keep your distance, Mashiro.
[19:05] Mashiro
Man, you really hate me. I guess
you still don't like my cologne.
SIGN Momoyama Family 1st Lieutenant
Mashiro Yuri
[19:10] Kirishima
Gross...
[19:18] Sugihara
Kirishima-san!
[19:19] Kirishima
Sugihara, you take care of this.
[19:24] Family
Let's eat!
[19:26] Members
Thanks, Kanami-san!
[19:28] Members
Man, this looks great!
[19:28] Kanami
Oh? Where's Sugihara-kun?
[19:31] Takeuchi
He got a phone call and left.
[19:34] Kanami
I see...
[19:36] Kirishima
I'm back.
[19:41] Kirishima
I'm sorry I'm late, little lady.
[19:46] Yaeka
Here.
[19:47] Kirishima
Oh? You made this?
[19:51] Yaeka
I made chocolate cake.
[19:55] Kanami
Huh? Are we missing someone?
[19:59] Kirishima
Well, I guess I'll dig in.
[20:05] Kirishima
It's great.
[20:08] Kirishima
It's got a lot of chocolate chips in it.
[20:11] Kirishima
They give it a nice crunch.
[20:13] Yaeka
I put extra chocolate chips
in yours, Kirishima.
[20:17] Kirishima
Did you, now?
[20:18] Yaeka
Because you love chocolate.
[20:21] Yaeka
Shh. It's a secret, though.
[20:25] Kirishima
You got it. Shh.
[20:28] Kirishima
Thank you very much.
[20:35] Ayumu
They shine so much. They almost blind me.
[20:40] Ayumu
I don't think I'll ever be like that.
[20:43] Ayumu
Well, I'm hungry, so I should
go home and eat my cake...
[20:51] Ayumu
Oh, I'm sorr—
[20:59] Ayumu
Um... Thank you very much.
[21:02] Yaeka
This is for you, too.
[21:05] Kirishima
What's this?
[21:06] Sign
Super Vanilla
[21:06] Yaeka
Sugihara told me that you like
the lids from ice cream cups.
[21:12] Kirishima
I see.
[21:13] Sign
Super Vanilla
[21:13] Kirishima
That's what Sugihara said, huh?
I'll have to thank him later.
[21:19] Sugihara
Damn that Kirishima-san...
[21:22] Sugihara
Ordering me out of the
blue to start digging holes...
[21:26] Sugihara
This is harder than it looks...
[21:28] Sign
Unagi
[21:28] Sign
Dunno
[21:35] Sugihara
Man, I really wanted some cake.
[23:08] Sign
Unagi
[23:08] Sign
Dunno
[23:14] Yanagi
H-Help us...
[23:16] Sign
Unagi
[23:16] Sign
Dunno
[23:17] Mashiro
Wow, you're still alive.
[23:21] Mashiro
Man... Kirishima-kun's really mellowed out.
[23:26] Mashiro
Y'know, you only matter when
they call you a demon.
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