E6 - First Friend

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[00:00] PTA President
    And this ends our meeting for the day.
[00:01] Sign
    PTA Meeting Venue
[00:07] Mother 1
    Excuse me...
[00:09] Mother 1
    This is your first time coming to
    one of these meetings, right?
[00:12] Kirishima
    Huh? Uh, yes.
[00:14] Mother 1
    Are you here for your wife?
    You're so young, yet responsible.
[00:19] Mother 2
    My husband could learn
     a thing or two from you.
[00:21] Mother 3
    Just let us know if you need
    anything, Sakuragi-san.
[00:26] Kirishima
    Thanks...
[00:27] Kirishima
    I wanna go home...
[00:29] Mother 1
    Come to think of it, isn't Yaeka-chan's
     birthday coming up soon?
[00:32] Mother 2
    Will you invite my kid to her birthday party?
[00:35] Mother 3
    We could even help you out!
[00:37] Kirishima
    The little lady's birthday...
[00:38] Mother
    Yes, let's!
[00:40] Kirishima
    Little lady.
[00:42] Kirishima
    Sorry to keep you waiting.
[00:44] Yaeka
    Kirishima...
[00:46] Yaeka
    Pfft.
[00:48] Yaeka
    You look weird.
[00:50] Kirishima
    Look, this is embarrassing for me, too.
SIGN    The Yakuza's Guide to Babysitting
SIGN    Episode 6: First Friend
[02:26] Kirishima
    Your birthday's coming up.
[02:32] Sign
    Happy Birthday Yaeka-chan
[02:34] (Flashback) Kanami
    Happy Birthday, Yae-chan!
[02:37] (Flashback) Kanami
    Go on. Blow out the candles.
[02:40] Kirishima
    Little lady, if you wanted to invite
     a friend over for your birthday—
[02:43] Yaeka
    Can we buy some donuts on our way home?
[02:47] Kirishima
    Of course. Let's go.
[02:54] Yaeka
    Kirishima, they have new donuts.
[02:58] Kirishima
    They sure do. Do you want to get those?
[03:01] Rei
    Oh? Toru-chan?
[03:03] Rei
    Omigosh, I was just on my way to see you!
[03:07] Rei
    What's with the getup? You look so cute!
[03:10] Rei
    We're going drinking today for sure!
[03:12] Kirishima
    I can't!
[03:14] Kirishima
    What are you doing here, anyway?
[03:16] Rei
    I moved here, actually.
[03:19] Kirishima
    Let's hang out again, just like old times!
[03:25] Kirishima
    Oh, my apologies, little lady.
[03:27] Kirishima
    I'll just shoo this away immediately.
[03:29] Rei
    What? Little lady?
[03:31] Rei
    What?! You're in charge of taking care
    of the yakuza boss's daughter?
[03:35] Rei
    I guess you never know what
    life has in store for you.
[03:38] Kirishima
    Anyway, if you're just
    inviting me out for drinks...
[03:41] Rei
    So your name's Yaeka-chan?
[03:44] Rei
    You can just call me Rei-chan.
[03:47] Yaeka
    Rei-chan...
[03:48] Kirishima
    Don't speak to the little lady!
[03:49] Yaeka
    Kirishima, are you Rei-chan's friend?
[03:52] Kirishima
    Huh?
[03:53] Yaeka
    You're acting different than usual.
[03:56] Yaeka
    The way you're talking
    makes you sound close.
[03:58] Rei
    Yup! We've been best friends
    since middle school.
[04:04] Rei
    I'm closer to him than anyon—
[04:05] Sign
    Hatred
[04:06] Rei
    Hey, what's that look for?!
[04:09] Kirishima
    Misunderstanding or not,
    if people think I'm close to you, it's...
[04:14] Rei
    Uh, hello?! You're being
    super rude to me here.
[04:18] Rei
    You never were honest about your feelings.
[04:21] Rei
    No one likes shy boys, by the way.
[04:23] Kirishima
    Shut up.
[04:25] Rei
    What's Toru-chan like with you, Yaeka-chan?
[04:28] Yaeka
    He's smiley and nice.
[04:30] Rei
    Huh?
[04:32] Rei
    Those were the last words
    I ever expected to hear.
[04:35] Kirishima
    Stop looking like you're so damn
    baffled by that. It's pissing me off.
[04:39] Sign
    "Kirishima couldn't take it anymore and went out for a smoke"
[04:42] Rei
    You see, in the past,
    Toru-chan almost never smiled
[04:46] Rei
    and always had this icy glare on his face.
[04:49] Rei
    I was wondering why he'd softened up so much.
[04:53] Rei
    I guess this truly was a
    wonderful encounter for him.
[04:55] Yaeka
    A wonderful encounter?
[04:58] Rei
    Yes. A wonderful encounter.
[05:00] Rei
    Wonderful encounters make people happy.
[05:04] Rei
    Yaeka-chan, take good care
    of Toru for me, okay?
[05:08] Kirishima
    Little lady, let's head home.
[05:12] Yaeka
    Okay. I want to get everyone donuts.
[05:15] Kirishima
    That's a great idea.
[05:16] Yaeka
    A plain one for Daddy.
    A strawberry one for Sugihara.
[05:20] Yaeka
    And a chocolate one for you, Kirishima.
[05:22] Kirishima
    Oh, there's one for me, too?
[05:25] Kirishima
    The hell are you looking at?
[05:28] Rei
    I hate to admit it, but I'm smitten
     with this version of you.
[05:30] Kirishima
    Get lost already.
[05:33] Kirishima
    See ya.
[05:34] Kirishima
    Let's go, little lady.
[05:36] Rei
    Oh, I just remembered
    after running into you...
[05:41] Rei
    Do you remember Masaya?
[05:42] Kirishima
    Masaya?
[05:44] Rei
    Nah, I guess you wouldn't.
[05:46] Rei
    Remember the guy from middle school
    who'd always pick a fight when he saw you?
[05:51] Rei
    You both sorta sucked as people.
[05:55] Sign
    Prison
[05:55] Rei
    I wonder what he's up to nowadays.
[06:01] Shinjo
    Masaya.
[06:03] Shinjo
    Congrats on getting out.
[06:06] Masaya
    Piss off.
[06:08] Kanami
    Well? How do you like my gift to Yae-chan?
[06:11] Kirishima
    It's very nice.
[06:13] Kanami
    Are we doing something big for her birthday?
[06:16] Kanami
    We celebrated her birthday
    here last year, remember?
[06:19] Kirishima
    Really? I had no idea.
[06:22] Kanami
    Hm?
[06:24] Kanami
    Oh, right.
[06:25] Kirishima
    Last year, you were off causing trouble,
    so you were rarely home.
[06:30] Kirishima
    Jeez... You make me sound like some rioter.
[06:33] Kanami
    But this year, since you're looking after her,
    you'll be able to celebrate with her. Yay!
[06:39] Kirishima
    Right. Are we inviting any of her
    friends over for her birthday?
[06:43] Kanami
    Well, considering where she lives,
    it's not so easy to bring friends over.
[06:49] Kirishima
    Oh, right...
[06:52] Kanami
    So what are you getting her, Toru-kun?
[06:56] Kirishima
    I don't know... Something that
    would make the little lady happy...
[07:02] Kanami
    What kinds of presents did
    you get when you were little?
[07:05] Kirishima
    Actually, I didn't really get much.
[07:09] Sign
    Happy Birthday
[07:13] Kanami
    Oh, sorry. It's not like material
    things matter that much, anyway.
[07:19] Kirishima
    Right.
[07:20] Kanami
    For example...
[07:22] Kanami
    Maybe someone did something for you.
[07:25] Kirishima
    Those memories would
    also be a lovely present.
[07:29] Kirishima
    I see... Maybe some home cooking?
[07:32] Kanami
    Home cooking! That's a great idea!
[07:34] Kirishima
    The only problem is, I've never cooked...
[07:38] Kanami
    Don't you worry! Cooking
    is all about love! Love!
[07:41] Kirishima
    Love, huh?
[07:46] Yaeka
    You can't go to the park, Kirishima?
[07:49] Kirishima
    My apologies. Something suddenly came up.
[07:54] Sugihara
    Which means we'll go with you instead!
[07:58] Takeuchi
    Let's go to the park!
[08:05] Sign
    Fuyutsuki Park
[08:05] Sugihara
    We tie two jump ropes together and...
[08:09] Sugihara
    All done.
[08:11] Sugihara
    Okay, here we go.
[08:13] Takeuchi
    Ready, and—
[08:16] Sugihara and Takeuchi
    Who's that?!
[08:18] Sara
    I'm Sara! Wanna jump rope!
[08:21] Sugihara
    Sara-chan?
[08:23] Takeuchi
    Is she a foreigner's kid?
[08:24] Sara
    What's your name?
[08:26] Yaeka
    S-Sakuragi Yaeka.
[08:29] Sara
    Yaeka! Let's jump rope!
[08:32] Sara
    Lemme jump rope with you!
[08:34] Sugihara
    That's some peer pressure...
[08:37] Kanami
    First, let's have you cut
    the vegetables, Toru-kun.
[08:40] Kirishima
    Sure.
[08:43] Kanami
    Hold your left hand like a cat's paw
    so you don't cut yourself.
[08:47] Kirishima
    Okay.
[08:47] Kanami
    Oh, and put the chopped veggies in—
[08:51] Kirishima
    Ah.
[08:52] Kanami
    Really?! What did I just tell you?!
[08:55] Kirishima
    Sorry. At some point, I lost track of whether
    I was cutting the vegetable or my finger.
[09:00] Kanami
    How does that even happen?!
    A-Anyway, let's get you bandaged up!
[09:04] Sara
    Twenty-eight, twenty-nine...
[09:07] Yaeka and Sara
    Thirty!
[09:09] Sara
    Wow! Yay! We jumped thirty times!
[09:12] Sara
    You're the best, Yaeka!
[09:14] Sara
    I wanna play with you more!
    What should we play next?
[09:19] Yaeka
    Um...
[09:21] Sugihara
    You can do whatever you'd like, little lady.
[09:22] Takeuchi
    Crap, it got tangled...
[09:26] Yaeka
    Then how about the swings?
[09:28] Sara
    Yes!
[09:29] Sara
    Let's go, Yaeka!
[09:31] Yaeka
    Okay.
[09:36] Sugihara
    Take that!
[09:41] Both
    Ready, and...
[09:49] Sara
    Happy birthday!
[09:51] Yaeka
    Huh?
[09:52] Sara
    This is my birthday cake! Celebrate with me!
[09:56] Yaeka
    Oh... Happy birthday.
[10:03] Leon
    Hey, Sara!
[10:05] Sara
    Ah, Papa!
[10:07] Sara
    Bye-bye!
[10:08] Sara
    Papa!
[10:09] Takeuchi
    And off goes that little storm...
[10:14] Sara
    Oh, yeah! Yaeka!
[10:16] Sara
    Let's play again!
[10:20] Yaeka
    Okay. See you later.
[10:23] Sugihara
    Th-The little lady made
    a friend, Takeuchi...
[10:27] Takeuchi
    Uh, yeah... Huh?!
[10:31] Kanami
    I wasn't sure how things were gonna go
    after you bled on the cutting board, but...
[10:35] Kirishima
    Looks like I'm cooking now, sorta.
[10:39] Kanami
    Still, I'm a little surprised
    you chose cooking.
[10:42] Kanami
    Do you have any special memories of it?
[10:44] Kirishima
    This is basically what birthdays meant to me.
[10:48] Sign
    Happy Birthday
[10:49] Kirishima
    It was never anything grand...
[10:52] Kirishima
    But this was my favorite.
[10:56] Kanami
    I see.
[10:57] Kirishima
    That just means we need
    to have Yae-chan eat
[11:00] Kirishima
    your favorite dish on her birthday.
[11:04] Kirishima
    I'll do my best.
[11:06] Sugihara
    Yes. We'll be there soon.
[11:09] Sugihara
    Thanks.
[11:13] Takeuchi
    What's the matter?
[11:16] Yaeka
    It's nothing.
[11:21] Yaeka
    I wonder if we'll get to play again.
[11:23] Sugihara
    Huh?
[11:24] Sugihara
    Of course we can! Right?
[11:27] Takeuchi
    Yeah! We'd love to!
[11:29] Sugihara
    Aw, shucks. I'm flattered you'd ask us.
[11:52] Kirishima
    Welcome home.
[11:53] Yaeka
    Thanks.
[11:57] Yaeka
    What's wrong?
[11:58] Kirishima
    Oh, er, it's nothing.
[12:01] Kirishima
    Come on, let's go inside.
[12:04] Yaeka
    Okay.
[12:07] Sara
    Yaeka!
[12:10] Leon
    We just moved in and came to say hi!
[12:12] Sara
    Yaeka! We're neighbors! Let's play!
[12:15] Sugihara
    What? You're neighbors?
[12:17] Sara
    Yaeka!
[12:19] Sara
    We got to see each other again!
[12:20] Yaeka
    Yeah, we did.
[12:23] Sara
    I'm so happy, Yaeka!
[12:26] Sara
    Let's play!
[12:29] Leon
    Oh!
[12:31] Leon
    Are you the master here?
[12:33] Leon
    I moved in next door.
    This isn't much, but...
[12:38] Sakuragi
    That was kind of you. Thank you.
[12:40] Sara
    I'm gonna play with Yaeka!
[12:42] Sakuragi
    Thank you, little one.
[12:44] Sakuragi
    But it's pretty late tonight.
    Maybe another time...
[12:48] Yaeka
    Daddy.
[12:50] Yaeka
    Can I invite Sara over when
    we celebrate my birthday?
[12:54] Sara
    Birthday? I wanna go!
[13:00] Kirishima
    Um, I'm sorry, but...
[13:02] Sakuragi
    Wait.
[13:05] Sakuragi
    That's fine, Yaeka. Invite her over.
[13:07] Sara
    Yay! Let's play again, Yaeka!
[13:10] Yaeka
    Sure. What should we play?
[13:13] Sara
    I'm so excited!
SIGN    The Yakuza's Guide to Babysitting
[13:19] Yaeka
    Daddy, for my birthday today...
[13:23] Sakuragi
    Yes, I know. You're inviting
    the girl next door over.
[13:27] Yaeka
    Yup.
[13:27] Kirishima
    The gates of this house keep
    opening up wider and wider...
[13:31] Yaeka
    She said her dad was going to come, too.
[13:34] Sakura
    Her dad, too?
[13:36] Sara
    Yaeka!
[13:37] Leon
    Thanks for having us over.
[13:38] Sara
    Let's play lots again today!
[13:41] Leon
    Thank you very much
    for inviting us over today.
[13:44] Leon
    I haven't introduced myself yet.
[13:46] Leon
    My name is Leon.
[13:48] Kirishima
    Right... Thanks for the other day.
[13:50] Kirishima
    Jeez, this guy's intense...
[13:53] Kirishima
    But he doesn't seem to
    know about our family,
[13:55] Kirishima
    so it might work out that his daughter
    ended up the little lady's friend.
[13:59] Leon
    May I ask you for your name?
[14:01] Kirishima
    Sure, I'm Kirishima.
[14:04] Leon
    Oh, Kirishima-san, then.
[14:06] Leon
    Are you Yaeka's butler, Kirishima-san?
[14:09] Kirishima
    I mean, if I have to go
    into battle, I guess I will...
[14:12] Kanami
    Oh, jeez! He said "butler," not "battler."
[14:14] Kirishima
    Ah...
[14:16] Leon
    You battle, Kirishima-san?
[14:18] Kanami
    No, no, that's not what
    he meant. "Butler" was right.
[14:21] Kirishima
    Oh, I'm nothing fancy, though.
[14:25] Yaeka
    This way, Sara.
[14:27] Sara
    'Kay!
[14:29] Kirishima
    Hey, boss.
[14:31] Kirishima
    Perfect timing. I was about to
    bring our guest over and—
[14:35] Leon
    I wanted to ask you so much! Beautiful!
[14:38] Leon
    This house is filled with
    the heart of Japan!
[14:41] Sakuragi
    Huh?
[14:42] Leon
    I love the heart of Japan.
[14:45] Leon
    When I first saw this house,
[14:47] Leon
    I knew that the master here
    would be friends with me!
[14:51] Leon
    And just as I hoped...
[14:53] Leon
    You are the epitome of
    Japanese style, Sakuragi-san!
[14:53] Sign
    Wabi-sabi Traditional Japanese Clothes
[14:57] Leon
    I'm so happy! May I take some pictures?
[15:04] Sakuragi
    Hey, what are you laughing at?
[15:06] Kirishima
    Oh, I'm... I'm not laughing...
[15:09] Leon
    Okay, one more picture, please!
[15:11] Leon
    Sakuragi-san, smile!
[15:13] Sakuragi
    Hey!
[15:14] Leon
    Smile? Smile!
[15:18] Sara
    Oh! Japanese tea and sweets!
[15:22] Sugihara
    Dig right in.
[15:23] Sara
    Oh! The jump rope guys!
[15:26] Yaeka
    This is Sugihara and Takeuchi.
[15:28] Sara
    Can I have some?
[15:30] Yaeka
    Sure, go ahead.
[15:37] Sara
    Mm, so yummy!
[15:39] Sara
    Yaeka, there are so many people at your house!
[15:42] Sara
    Are they all your famiglia?
[15:44] Yaeka
    Fami...?
[15:45] Sugihara
    She means "family."
[15:47] Yaeka
    Family... Yes, they're all my family.
[15:51] Sara
    Yay! So many! How wonderful!
[15:53] Yaeka
    Huh? You think so?
[15:55] Sara
    So wonderful! The daifuku is also wonderful!
[15:59] Sugihara
    They are delicious, huh?
[16:02] Yaeka
    Ohagi?
[16:03] Yaeka
    Wow! Cat!
[16:06] Sara
    Ohagi-chan! So cute!
[16:12] Sara
    Come back here!
[16:14] Sugihara
    Hey, wait!
[16:15] Sugihara
    I see she's still like a storm...
[16:19] Takeuchi
    Truly.
[16:22] Sugihara
    But a storm blowing around
    the house is bad!
[16:25] Takeuchi
    There are priceless antiques everywhere!
[16:28] Sugihara
    Come back here!
[16:29] Takeuchi
    No horsing around!
[16:31] Sugihara
    Where'd they go?!
[16:36] Leon
    I couldn't tell from the outside,
[16:39] Leon
    but your garden has a cherry tree.
[16:42] Sakuragi
    I'm surprised you could tell
    it was a cherry tree.
[16:44] Leon
    Yes. Cherry trees are very memorable
    and special to my wife and me.
[16:48] Sakuragi
    Memorable?
[16:50] Leon
    When my wife and I first came to Japan,
    the first thing we saw were cherry blossoms.
[16:55] Leon
    We were absolutely charmed
    by how beautiful they were,
[16:59] Leon
    so we decided to live in Japan.
[17:02] Leon
    That's why the fact that we get
    to live in Japan as a family
[17:05] Leon
    and the fact that we got
    to meet you, Sakuragi-san...
[17:08] Leon
    Oh, Sakura...
[17:10] Leon
    Cherry trees, and your name
    also means "cherry tree"!
[17:12] Leon
    I knew our meeting was
    destined! How wonderful!
[17:17] Sakuragi
    You don't need to force them
    together. They're not related.
[17:20] Leon
    I'm not forcing anything! There's
    meaning behind our encounter!
[17:26] Sara
    The kids win! The adults are weak!
[17:29] Sara
    Winner!
[17:34] Kirishima
    The hell are you two losers doing?
[17:37] Sugihara
    Before we knew it, a contest started to
    see who could catch Ohagi first...
[17:41] Kirishima
    Well, it's you, Sugihara. Of course you lost.
[17:45] Sugihara
    Ouch! You'd really say that to my face?!
[17:49] Sara
    Papa! Having fun talking to Yaeka's papa?
[17:52] Leon
    Yes, I'm having a great time!
[17:55] Yaeka
    Are you tired, Daddy?
[17:57] Sakuragi
    No, I'll be fine.
[17:59] Leon
    Sara, are you having fun playing with Yaeka?
[18:02] Sara
    Yes! So much fun!
[18:04] Sara
    Yaeka's my best friend!
[18:07] Sara
    Hey, what should we do next?
[18:09] Yaeka
    You never finished
    eating your daifuku, Sara.
[18:11] Sara
    Oh, that's right! I'll go eat them!
[18:14] Yaeka
    Okay, let's go.
[18:16] Sara
    Yeah!
[18:20] Sara
    Here, for you!
[18:20] Yaeka
    Huh? Are you sure?
[18:22] Sara
    Yup!
[18:23] Leon
    Oh, how lovely.
[18:25] Leon
    I'm going to take a picture!
[18:27] Sara
    Yay!
[18:29] Leon
    I'm very grateful for this wonderful
    encounter, Sakuragi-san.
[18:34] Yaeka
    Encounter?
[18:36] (Flashback) Rei
    Yes. A wonderful encounter.
[18:38] (Flashback) Rei
    Wonderful encounters make people happy.
[18:42] Sara
    It's so good!
[18:43] Yaeka
    Sara?
[18:45] Yaeka
    You seem to really enjoy the food,
    so I was wondering if you're happy.
[18:50] Sara
    Of course I'm happy! What about you?
[18:53] Yaeka
    Yup, I'm happy, too.
[18:57] Yaeka
    This is a wonderful encounter.
[18:59] Sara
    Encounter?
[19:00] Yaeka
    They say that wonderful
    encounters make you happy.
[19:04] Yaeka
    Hey, Sara...
[19:10] Yaeka
    I hope we can continue to be friends!
[19:14] Sara
    Okay! Friends with Yaeka is okay!
[19:21] Yaeka
    Sara, you have powder on your mouth.
[19:24] Sara
    Wow!
[19:27] Sakuragi
    Indeed, this might be a fine encounter.
[19:31] Leon
    Yes! I hope we can continue
    being friends, Sakuragi-san.
SIGN    Happy
    
    
    Birthday
[19:39] Sugihara
    Happy birthday!
[19:40] Takeuchi
    Happy birthday!
[19:42] Kanami
    Happy birthday, Yae-chan!
[19:44] Sara
    Happy birthday, Yaeka!
[19:47] Leon
    Happy birthday!
[19:49] Yaeka
    Thank you.
[19:50] All
    Happy birthday! Happy birthday!
    Happy birthday!
[19:56] Sara
    Bye-bye!
[19:57] Sara
    Let's play again soon!
SIGN    Sakuragi
[19:58] Yaeka
    Yeah. See you later.
[20:05] Sugihara
    And away blows the storm...
[20:07] Takeuchi
    Yeah.
[20:09] Takeuchi
    Hey, where's Kirishima-san?
[20:11] Yaeka
    Kirishima?
[20:13] Sign
    Splat
[20:13] Sign
    Happy Birthday
[20:15] Yaeka
    Did you make this, Kirishima?
[20:18] Kirishima
    Yes. I wanted to bring it out earlier,
[20:23] Kirishima
    but I had a hard time getting
    the eggs to look nice.
[20:25] Kanami
    Toru-kun practiced real hard
    for you, Yae-chan.
[20:30] Yaeka
    Practiced?
[20:37] Yaeka
    Can I eat this?
[20:39] Kirishima
    Please.
[20:51] (Flashback) Kirishima's mother
    Toru, I'm sorry I can never
     buy you any presents.
[20:56] (Flashback) Little Kirishima
    I like my birthday dinner, though.
[21:00] Sign
    Happy Birthday
[21:01] Kirishima
    Presents don't have to be material things.
[21:05] Yaeka
    Kirishima!
[21:10] Yaeka
    Thank you for making this omelet rice for me.
[21:16] Kirishima
    I think... I finally understand
    what that means now.
[21:23] Sign
    Happy Birthday
[21:23] Kirishima
    Happy birthday.
[21:29] Kakihara
    First off, congrats on getting out.
[21:32] Kakihara
    I'll make sure you get to eat somethin'
     good today, my beloved son.
[21:37] Masaya
    Thanks, but if this ain't important,
    could it wait 'til later?
[21:41] Masaya
    There's something I wanna do right now.
[21:43] Shinjo
    Hey, Masaya! Did you forget how to talk
    while you were in the slammer?
[21:48] Kakihara
    Oh, c'mon. It's fine, Ryoma.
[21:51] Kakihara
    Masaya's always been like this.
[21:54] Shinjo
    But...
[21:55] Kakihara
    So what's this thing you
     wanna do so bad, Masaya?
[22:00] Masaya
    I'm gonna go kill Kirishima Toru.
SIGN    The Yakuza's Guide to Babysitting
SIGN    Next Time: The Ultimate Target