E2 - A Kind Person

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[00:00] Students
    Good morning!
[00:03] Girl 1
    Look! My mommy made this for me!
[00:06] Girl 2
    So cute! Aw, I'm jealous.
[00:08] Girl 3
    Maybe I'll ask my mommy to make me one, too.
[00:10] Girl 1
    You totally should!
[00:13] Girl 1
    Hey, see this part with the bunny?
    I made it with my mommy, too.
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[01:53] Sign
    Sakuragi Family
SIGN    Episode 2: A Kind Person
[01:55] Sugihara
    K-Kirishima-san,
    do I really have to do this?
[02:01] Kirishima
    I hate being toyed with. Hurry it up.
[02:05] Kirishima
    You want this to be over
    with, too, don't you?
[02:08] Sugihara
    But—
[02:11] Sugihara
    It's... It's gonna shoot out
    on the next one for sure!
[02:16] Sugihara
    Hey, stop that! Don't point it at me!
[02:18] Sugihara
    That's not how this game works!
[02:20] Kirishima
    Whatever, just hurry up. C'mon.
[02:25] Takeuchi
    Pardon me!
[02:29] Kirishima
    What?
[02:35] Takeuchi
    The boss is looking for you.
[02:41] Sakuragi
    I'm thinking about
    visiting Miyuki next week,
[02:45] Sakuragi
    but there's something that's bothering me.
[02:49] Kirishima
    Bothering you?
[02:50] Sakuragi
    Sounds like there's some trash causing
    trouble around the hospital lately.
[02:55] Sakuragi
    My intel says they're claiming to
    be members of the Sakuragi Family
[02:57] Sakuragi
    and doing whatever the hell they want.
[03:00] Sugihara
    They've got some nerve
    doing that on our turf.
[03:04] Kirishima
    Sounds like something some
    stupid brat would think of doing.
[03:08] Sakuragi
    On top of all that, they're introducing
    themselves as Kirishima and Sugihara.
[03:13] Sugihara
    Huh?!
[03:14] Kirishima
    You can't be serious...
[03:16] Sakuragi
    I really hate having to deal
    with something so stupid,
[03:20] Sakuragi
    but I hate that they're dragging our
    name through the dirt even more.
[03:24] Sakuragi
    You get what I'm saying?
[03:27] Kirishima and Sugihara
    Of course.
[03:31] Sign
    Izakaya
[03:31] Ad guy
    Kirishima and Sugihara
    from the Sakuragi Family?
[03:35] Ad guy
    Oh, they're the worst.
[03:37] Ad guy
    They trash the place, eat and drink
     all they want, and leave without paying.
[03:41] Hostess
    Kirishima?
[03:42] Hostess
    Ugh, he's the worst.
[03:44] Hostess
    He totally grabbed my boob.
[03:47] Hostess
    And Sugihara touched my ass.
[03:53] Takeuchi
    Sugihara-san, the phonies
    are famous thugs around here.
[03:57] Takeuchi
    They have some kind of connection
    with another family.
[04:00] Sugihara
    Got it.
[04:00] Sign
    Udon & Soba
[04:03] Sugihara
    Kirishima-san.
[04:04] Sugihara
    Sounds like our phonies are amateurs
    hired by some other family.
[04:10] Kirishima
    A family that's got it out for me, huh?
[04:13] Kirishima
    Well, that brings up way
    too many possibilities.
[04:16] Kirishima
    Anyway, let's find these
    fakes and kill 'em.
[04:19] Sugihara
    It doesn't sound like a joke
    when you say it, Kirishima-san.
[04:23] Sign
    Mi-chan and Rabi-kun
[04:26] Kanami
    Oh? Are you by yourself, Yae-chan?
[04:28] Yaeka
    Mm.
[04:30] Kanami
    I see. I wanted to give this to Toru-kun.
[04:36] Sign
    Fireworks Festival
[04:36] Sign
    3,000 fireworks to be launched
[04:36] Sign
    Plus tons of exciting food stalls and games!
[04:46] Sugihara
    Wow, they've got all kinds of food stalls.
[04:48] Sugihara
    But should we really be here, instead
     of working on finding our phonies?
[04:55] Kirishima
    Yeah...
[04:58] Sugihara
    L-Little lady!
[05:07] (Flashback) Kirishima
    Ah, this is the annual fireworks festival.
[05:11] (Flashback) Yaeka
    Um...
[05:13] (Flashback) Yaeka
    Kirishima, are you busy that day?
[05:18] Kirishima
    She's trying to ask me to go.
[05:27] (Flashback) Kirishima
    Nope. Let's go together.
[05:30] BG mob
    Come one, come all!
[05:32] BG mob
    Come on by!
[05:32] Kirishima
    The little lady asked us to go with her.
    I'm sure the boss would okay it.
[05:36] Sugihara
    You just wanted to get out of work.
[05:39] Kirishima
    Is anything catching your eye, little lady?
[05:44] Yaeka
    That.
[05:45] Sign
    Target Shooting
[05:49] Sign
    Yakisoba
[05:49] Kirishima
    Ah, the rabbit plushie?
[05:52] Yaeka
    Mm. That's Rabi-kun.
[05:54] Kirishima
    You got it. Let's try
    to get Chibi-kun for you.
[05:59] Yaeka
    It's Rabi-kun.
[06:04] Kirishima
    If you miss, I'll use your head
    for target practice.
[06:07] Kirishima
    You got this, Sugihara.
[06:11] Sugihara
    None of that sounds like a joke!
[06:14] Sugihara
    That plushie is pretty big, though...
[06:18] Sugihara
    I can probably get it with three shots.
[06:26] Sugihara
    It didn't even flinch!
[06:28] Kirishima
    The hell are you doing?
    You that eager to die?
[06:31] Sugihara
    Of course not!
[06:33] Sugihara
    You do it, then, Kirishima-san!
[06:36] Target Shooting Stall Owner
    You fool. It's never going to fall.
[06:39] Target Shooting Stall Owner
    I made damn sure that plushie won't budge.
[06:42] Target Shooting Stall Owner
    Have fun fattening my wallet.
[06:44] Target Shooting Stall Owner
    Ow!
[06:45] Target Shooting Stall Owner
    Hey, wait! Ow! Stop that!
[06:48] Target Shooting Stall Owner
    Dude, hey! Quit it!
[06:51] Kirishima
    Oh, my bad. I can't seem to get my aim right.
[06:54] Target Shooting Stall Owner
    Listen, asshole!
[06:55] Target Shooting Stall Owner
    Keep messing around and you're
     gonna be in a world of hur—
[07:01] Target Shooting Stall Owner
    A tattoo of a black chain on your wrist...
[07:05] Target Shooting Stall Owner
    Wait, are you...
[07:08] Kirishima
    You bumped into that shelf over there,
    and all kinds of prizes fell down.
[07:13] Kirishima
    Does Lucky-kun there have roots
    growin' out of his ass or what?
[07:16] Target Shooting Stall Owner
    U-Um...
[07:19] Yaeka
    It's Rabi-kun!
[07:23] Kirishima
    Hey, bud.
[07:26] Kirishima
    You try to pull this crap on our turf...
[07:31] Kirishima
    and you're gonna be in a world of hurt.
[08:03] Sugihara
    That's awesome!
[08:05] Yaeka
    It's so pretty...
[08:14] Yaeka
    Do you think...
[08:16] Yaeka
    we can come next year, too?
[08:24] Kirishima and Sugihara
    Of course.
[08:36] Kirishima
    Let's come back together next year.
[08:52] Sugihara
    'Sup, Takeuchi?
[08:55] Sugihara
    Got it.
[08:57] Sugihara
    Kirishima-san.
[09:02] Kirishima
    We're home, little lady.
[09:06] Kirishima
    If you'll excuse me, I've got an errand to run.
[09:12] Kirishima
    Little lady, make sure you go to bed early.
[09:26] Fake Kirishima
    Hurry up and bring more booze, damn it!
[09:30] Hostess 3
    Please, you're disturbing our other guests!
[09:33] Fake Sugihara
    We're Kirishima and Sugihara
    from the Sakuragi Family!
[09:38] Fake Kirishima
    Looks like you don't know
    what'll happen if you defy us—
[09:42] Kirishima
    Hey.
[09:42] Fake Kirishima
    Ow, ow, ow!
[09:44] Kirishima
    You the famous Kirishima
    from the Sakuragi Family?
[09:46] Fake Kirishima
    Wha... Who the hell are you?
[09:56] Kirishima
    Funny, I happen to be Kirishima
    from the Sakuragi Family, too.
[10:01] Kirishima
    Why don't we have a quick
     little chat outside?
[10:03] Fake Kirishima
    S-Sure...
[10:04] Kirishima
    Oh, yeah. We shouldn't let this go to waste.
[10:07] Kirishima
    Make sure you drink it all
    to the very last drop.
[10:10] Kirishima
    Go on!
[10:12] Sugihara
    Y'know, you're lucky you chose me.
[10:25] Fake Kirishima
    Please stop... Spare me.
[10:27] Fake Kirishima
    Please forgive me!
[10:34] Fake Kirishima
    Y-You're a demon...
[10:36] Kirishima
    I wonder if the little lady
    is in bed right about now.
[10:40] Yaeka
    Kirishima?
[10:45] Sugihara
    Kirishima-san, you really
    shouldn't go overboard... huh?
[10:50] Sugihara
    Where'd the guy go?
[10:51] Kirishima
    He ran off crying.
[10:53] Sugihara
    Huh?!
[10:54] Sugihara
    You actually let him go? You?!
[10:58] Kirishima
    Please excuse us.
[11:01] Kirishima
    Boss, we took care of the job.
[11:04] Kirishima
    Huh?
[11:06] Kirishima
    Little lady!
[11:08] Sakuragi
    She was waiting for you to get back.
[11:11] Kirishima
    What?
[11:12] Sakuragi
    She wanted to welcome you home herself.
[11:17] Kirishima
    Ah, I see...
[11:21] Kirishima
    If I'm entering the little lady's life,
[11:24] Kirishima
    that means she's entering mine, too.
[11:30] Kirishima
    Little lady.
[11:33] Kirishima
    I'm back now.
[11:46] Kirishima
    When was the last time I pinky
    swore with someone, anyway?
[11:54] Kirishima
    It's sorta nice having something
    to look forward to.
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[12:11] Girl 3
    Look! I had my mommy make me one, too!
[12:15] Girls
    That's so cute!
[12:16] Girls
    No fair...
[12:27] Kirishima
    Little lady, is something the matter?
[12:29] Yaeka
    Huh?
[12:30] Kirishima
    Something on your mind?
[12:37] Yaeka
    Do you like chocolate?
[12:39] Kirishima
    Chocolate?
[12:40] Yaeka
    You didn't eat all of the
    chocolate chip cookies,
[12:42] Yaeka
    so I thought maybe you
    didn't like chocolate.
[12:45] Yaeka
    But you're eating them now,
[12:47] Yaeka
    so maybe you just eat
    your favorite things last.
[12:52] Kirishima
    You're exactly right.
[12:55] Kirishima
    I wasn't even thinking about it.
[12:58] Yaeka
    Kirishima...
[13:00] Yaeka
    eats his favorite things last.
[13:05] Yaeka
    Hey.
[13:07] Yaeka
    What's your mom like?
[13:12] Kirishima
    Well... She was really kind.
[13:18] Kirishima
    Little lady?
[13:19] Yaeka
    Kirishima?
[13:21] Yaeka
    Are the cookies good?
[13:23] Kirishima
    Huh? Er, yes, they are.
[13:39] Sakuragi
    Yaeka seems worried about her mother?
[13:43] Kirishima
    She didn't come out and say it,
    but that's what it seemed like.
[13:47] Sugihara
    Has the little lady seen her
    mother in her current state?
[13:53] Sakuragi
    We occasionally visited her up until
    Yaeka was about three years old.
[13:57] Sign
    Sakuragi Miyuki-sama
[14:01] (Flashback) Yaeka
    Mama's still not awake...
[14:08] (Flashback) Yaeka
    She's always asleep...
[14:11] (Flashback) Yaeka
    Papa... What's wrong with Mama?
[14:15] Sakuragi
    Yaeka would cry every time
    she saw Miyuki lying still.
[14:20] Sakuragi
    That's why I stopped taking her on visits.
[14:25] Kirishima
    That's also around when you
     started having Kanami-san
[14:27] Kirishima
    take care of the little lady, too.
[14:29] Sakuragi
    Yeah.
[14:30] Kirishima
    You're gonna go see the missus
    the day after tomorrow, right?
[14:34] Kirishima
    Is the little lady going with you?
[14:38] Sakuragi
    Yaeka has grown up quite a bit.
[14:41] Sakuragi
    I'm told Miyuki's condition
    hasn't changed...
[14:44] Sakuragi
    But maybe she should at least see her.
[14:49] Sakuragi
    Yaeka.
[14:50] Kirishima
    Little lady.
[14:55] Yaeka
    No... I don't wanna go.
[14:59] Yaeka
    Because... Because...
[15:02] Yaeka
    That Mommy's always asleep...
[15:06] Yaeka
    and I don't know her at all!
[15:09] Kirishima
    Little lady.
[15:11] Sugihara
    Boss...
[15:12] Sakuragi
    Don't worry about me.
[15:16] Sakuragi
    I can't let Yaeka suffer over Miyuki.
[15:21] Sakuragi
    And yet, I...
[15:35] Kirishima
    Little lady...
[15:36] Yaeka
    I'm not going.
[15:37] Yaeka
    Daddy looks so lonely when he sees Mommy,
[15:42] Yaeka
    but Mommy still won't wake up.
[15:53] Kirishima
    Little lady, do you mind
    if I tell you a little story?
[15:58] Kirishima
    It's about your mother,
    who loves you very much.
[16:04] Yaeka
    Mommy...
[16:07] Yaeka
    hates me.
[16:13] Yaeka
    No matter how much I talk
    to her or hold her hand,
[16:16] Yaeka
    she doesn't answer me or hold my hand back.
[16:21] Yaeka
    So she can't be my real mommy...
[16:26] Kirishima
    Little lady.
[16:30] Kirishima
    Your dad's really strong and kind, isn't he?
[16:36] Kirishima
    Your mom's even stronger and kinder.
[16:41] Kirishima
    If a perfect couple like that was around,
    anything would be possible.
[16:47] Kirishima
    And that's why...
[16:49] Kirishima
    God cast a cruel spell on your mother.
[16:55] Kirishima
    This spell is very scary,
    painful, and lonely...
[17:01] Kirishima
    And the only way to make
    it better is to let God win.
[17:06] Kirishima
    But still, your mom refused to give up.
[17:09] Kirishima
    Do you know why that is?
[17:13] Kirishima
    It's because she loves you very much.
[17:18] Kirishima
    No matter how much she suffers...
    Even if she may never be able to wake up...
[17:24] Kirishima
    That doesn't matter to her.
[17:27] Kirishima
    All she wants...
[17:28] Kirishima
    is to smile and live with the daughter
    she loves so very much,
[17:31] Kirishima
    so she chose to defy God
    to make that wish come true.
[17:36] Kirishima
    Your mother continues to fight in her dreams.
[17:40] Kirishima
    So why don't we go
[17:42] Kirishima
    and support your mother together?
[17:47] Yaeka
    I can't... Kirishima...
[17:51] Yaeka
    Mommy's working so hard...
    and I said something so mean...
[17:59] Kirishima
    Don't you worry.
[18:01] Kirishima
    Your mom will forgive you
    because you came to see her,
[18:06] Kirishima
    and most importantly, she'll be happy.
[18:15] Yaeka
    Really?
[18:18] Kirishima
    Of course.
[18:21] Kirishima
    Let's go together.
[18:29] Yaeka
    Daddy, I'm sorry!
[18:32] Yaeka
    I... I wanna go see Mommy!
[18:36] Yaeka
    I wanna see her lots and lots!
[18:39] Yaeka
    I wanna apologize to Mommy...
[18:41] Yaeka
    I... I...
[18:49] Sakuragi
    Yaeka.
[18:56] Sakuragi
    You look just like your mother
    when you smile.
[19:00] Sakuragi
    Your existence is enough to
    make me and your mother happy.
[19:05] Sakuragi
    Make sure she gets a good
    look at your face, all right?
[19:10] Yaeka
    Okay.
[19:16] (Flashback) Miyuki
    Toru-kun.
[19:19] (Flashback) Miyuki
    Take care of Yaeka and Kazuhiko-san for me.
[19:22] (Flashback) Miyuki
    They both get lonely so easily.
[19:36] Kirishima
    Little lady...
[19:38] Kirishima
    Your mother truly is strong.
[19:43] Kirishima
    How long are you gonna keep bawling?
[19:47] Sugihara
    Gimme a break!
[19:50] Kirishima
    Well...
[19:52] Kirishima
    Goodnight, little lady.
[19:55] Yaeka
    How come you're so nice, Kirishima?
[19:59] Kirishima
    Huh?
[20:00] Yaeka
    And why are you so surprised now?
[20:03] Kirishima
    Oh, er... Well, no one's ever
     said I was nice, is all.
[20:06] Yaeka
    No way. I'm sure someone's
    told you that before.
[20:09] Kirishima
    Nope, never.
[20:12] Yaeka
    Then what do people say about you?
[20:14] Kirishima
    Huh?
[20:20] Kirishima
    Usually, they call me
    "demon"... stuff like that.
[20:24] Yaeka
    Demon?
[20:25] Kirishima
    It's what they call a bad guy who
    does stuff people hate for fun,
[20:28] Kirishima
    and causes lots of problems.
[20:30] Kirishima
    C'mon, just look at my evil face.
[20:33] Sfx
    Glare...
[20:34] Yaeka
    Why are you lying to me?
[20:37] Kirishima
    Huh?
[20:38] Yaeka
    You came to my open house,
[20:41] Yaeka
    and helped me give Daddy my drawing.
[20:45] Yaeka
    You took me to the fireworks
    festival, and just now...
[20:49] Yaeka
    Everything you've done has been super nice.
[20:55] Yaeka
    I want to be a kind person like you.
[21:02] Yaeka
    Just like you...
[21:08] Kirishima
    You can't be like me, little lady.
[21:10] Yaeka
    Wh... Why are you laughing?
[21:13] Kirishima
    Oh, I'm sorry.
[21:15] Kirishima
    But if you ended up like me,
    your dad would keel over.
[21:21] Kirishima
    Don't you worry.
[21:24] Kirishima
    You're gonna end up being way kinder
    and stronger than I ever could be.
[21:30] Yaeka
    Yeah!
[21:49] Kirishima
    The little lady sure was chatty today.
SIGN    To Mommy
[22:00] Kirishima
    This was all just supposed
    to be part of the job...
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