# E2 - A Kind Person
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**[00:00] Students**
Good morning!
**[00:03] Girl 1**
Look! My mommy made this for me!
**[00:06] Girl 2**
So cute! Aw, I'm jealous.
**[00:08] Girl 3**
Maybe I'll ask my mommy to make me one, too.
**[00:10] Girl 1**
You totally should!
**[00:13] Girl 1**
Hey, see this part with the bunny?
I made it with my mommy, too.
***SIGN*** The Yakuza's Guide to Babysitting
**[01:53] Sign**
Sakuragi Family
***SIGN*** Episode 2: A Kind Person
**[01:55] Sugihara**
K-Kirishima-san,
do I really have to do this?
**[02:01] Kirishima**
I hate being toyed with. Hurry it up.
**[02:05] Kirishima**
You want this to be over
with, too, don't you?
**[02:08] Sugihara**
But—
**[02:11] Sugihara**
It's... It's gonna shoot out
on the next one for sure!
**[02:16] Sugihara**
Hey, stop that! Don't point it at me!
**[02:18] Sugihara**
That's not how this game works!
**[02:20] Kirishima**
Whatever, just hurry up. C'mon.
**[02:25] Takeuchi**
Pardon me!
**[02:29] Kirishima**
What?
**[02:35] Takeuchi**
The boss is looking for you.
**[02:41] Sakuragi**
I'm thinking about
visiting Miyuki next week,
**[02:45] Sakuragi**
but there's something that's bothering me.
**[02:49] Kirishima**
Bothering you?
**[02:50] Sakuragi**
Sounds like there's some trash causing
trouble around the hospital lately.
**[02:55] Sakuragi**
My intel says they're claiming to
be members of the Sakuragi Family
**[02:57] Sakuragi**
and doing whatever the hell they want.
**[03:00] Sugihara**
They've got some nerve
doing that on our turf.
**[03:04] Kirishima**
Sounds like something some
stupid brat would think of doing.
**[03:08] Sakuragi**
On top of all that, they're introducing
themselves as Kirishima and Sugihara.
**[03:13] Sugihara**
Huh?!
**[03:14] Kirishima**
You can't be serious...
**[03:16] Sakuragi**
I really hate having to deal
with something so stupid,
**[03:20] Sakuragi**
but I hate that they're dragging our
name through the dirt even more.
**[03:24] Sakuragi**
You get what I'm saying?
**[03:27] Kirishima and Sugihara**
Of course.
**[03:31] Sign**
Izakaya
**[03:31] Ad guy**
Kirishima and Sugihara
from the Sakuragi Family?
**[03:35] Ad guy**
Oh, they're the worst.
**[03:37] Ad guy**
They trash the place, eat and drink
all they want, and leave without paying.
**[03:41] Hostess**
Kirishima?
**[03:42] Hostess**
Ugh, he's the worst.
**[03:44] Hostess**
He totally grabbed my boob.
**[03:47] Hostess**
And Sugihara touched my ass.
**[03:53] Takeuchi**
Sugihara-san, the phonies
are famous thugs around here.
**[03:57] Takeuchi**
They have some kind of connection
with another family.
**[04:00] Sugihara**
Got it.
**[04:00] Sign**
Udon & Soba
**[04:03] Sugihara**
Kirishima-san.
**[04:04] Sugihara**
Sounds like our phonies are amateurs
hired by some other family.
**[04:10] Kirishima**
A family that's got it out for me, huh?
**[04:13] Kirishima**
Well, that brings up way
too many possibilities.
**[04:16] Kirishima**
Anyway, let's find these
fakes and kill 'em.
**[04:19] Sugihara**
It doesn't sound like a joke
when you say it, Kirishima-san.
**[04:23] Sign**
Mi-chan and Rabi-kun
**[04:26] Kanami**
Oh? Are you by yourself, Yae-chan?
**[04:28] Yaeka**
Mm.
**[04:30] Kanami**
I see. I wanted to give this to Toru-kun.
**[04:36] Sign**
Fireworks Festival
**[04:36] Sign**
3,000 fireworks to be launched
**[04:36] Sign**
Plus tons of exciting food stalls and games!
**[04:46] Sugihara**
Wow, they've got all kinds of food stalls.
**[04:48] Sugihara**
But should we really be here, instead
of working on finding our phonies?
**[04:55] Kirishima**
Yeah...
**[04:58] Sugihara**
L-Little lady!
**[05:07] (Flashback) Kirishima**
Ah, this is the annual fireworks festival.
**[05:11] (Flashback) Yaeka**
Um...
**[05:13] (Flashback) Yaeka**
Kirishima, are you busy that day?
**[05:18] Kirishima**
*She's trying to ask me to go.*
**[05:27] (Flashback) Kirishima**
Nope. Let's go together.
**[05:30] BG mob**
Come one, come all!
**[05:32] BG mob**
Come on by!
**[05:32] Kirishima**
The little lady asked us to go with her.
I'm sure the boss would okay it.
**[05:36] Sugihara**
You just wanted to get out of work.
**[05:39] Kirishima**
Is anything catching your eye, little lady?
**[05:44] Yaeka**
That.
**[05:45] Sign**
Target Shooting
**[05:49] Sign**
Yakisoba
**[05:49] Kirishima**
Ah, the rabbit plushie?
**[05:52] Yaeka**
Mm. That's Rabi-kun.
**[05:54] Kirishima**
You got it. Let's try
to get Chibi-kun for you.
**[05:59] Yaeka**
It's Rabi-kun.
**[06:04] Kirishima**
If you miss, I'll use your head
for target practice.
**[06:07] Kirishima**
You got this, Sugihara.
**[06:11] Sugihara**
None of that sounds like a joke!
**[06:14] Sugihara**
*That plushie is pretty big, though...*
**[06:18] Sugihara**
*I can probably get it with three shots.*
**[06:26] Sugihara**
It didn't even flinch!
**[06:28] Kirishima**
The hell are you doing?
You that eager to die?
**[06:31] Sugihara**
Of course not!
**[06:33] Sugihara**
You do it, then, Kirishima-san!
**[06:36] Target Shooting Stall Owner**
*You fool. It's never going to fall.*
**[06:39] Target Shooting Stall Owner**
*I made damn sure that plushie won't budge.*
**[06:42] Target Shooting Stall Owner**
*Have fun fattening my wallet.*
**[06:44] Target Shooting Stall Owner**
Ow!
**[06:45] Target Shooting Stall Owner**
Hey, wait! Ow! Stop that!
**[06:48] Target Shooting Stall Owner**
Dude, hey! Quit it!
**[06:51] Kirishima**
Oh, my bad. I can't seem to get my aim right.
**[06:54] Target Shooting Stall Owner**
Listen, asshole!
**[06:55] Target Shooting Stall Owner**
Keep messing around and you're
gonna be in a world of hur—
**[07:01] Target Shooting Stall Owner**
A tattoo of a black chain on your wrist...
**[07:05] Target Shooting Stall Owner**
Wait, are you...
**[07:08] Kirishima**
You bumped into that shelf over there,
and all kinds of prizes fell down.
**[07:13] Kirishima**
Does Lucky-kun there have roots
growin' out of his ass or what?
**[07:16] Target Shooting Stall Owner**
U-Um...
**[07:19] Yaeka**
It's *Rabi*-kun!
**[07:23] Kirishima**
Hey, bud.
**[07:26] Kirishima**
You try to pull this crap on our turf...
**[07:31] Kirishima**
and *you're* gonna be in a world of hurt.
**[08:03] Sugihara**
That's awesome!
**[08:05] Yaeka**
It's so pretty...
**[08:14] Yaeka**
Do you think...
**[08:16] Yaeka**
we can come next year, too?
**[08:24] Kirishima and Sugihara**
Of course.
**[08:36] Kirishima**
Let's come back together next year.
**[08:52] Sugihara**
'Sup, Takeuchi?
**[08:55] Sugihara**
Got it.
**[08:57] Sugihara**
Kirishima-san.
**[09:02] Kirishima**
We're home, little lady.
**[09:06] Kirishima**
If you'll excuse me, I've got an errand to run.
**[09:12] Kirishima**
Little lady, make sure you go to bed early.
**[09:26] Fake Kirishima**
Hurry up and bring more booze, damn it!
**[09:30] Hostess 3**
Please, you're disturbing our other guests!
**[09:33] Fake Sugihara**
We're Kirishima and Sugihara
from the Sakuragi Family!
**[09:38] Fake Kirishima**
Looks like you don't know
what'll happen if you defy us—
**[09:42] Kirishima**
Hey.
**[09:42] Fake Kirishima**
Ow, ow, ow!
**[09:44] Kirishima**
You the famous Kirishima
from the Sakuragi Family?
**[09:46] Fake Kirishima**
Wha... Who the hell are you?
**[09:56] Kirishima**
Funny, I happen to be Kirishima
from the Sakuragi Family, too.
**[10:01] Kirishima**
Why don't we have a quick
little chat outside?
**[10:03] Fake Kirishima**
S-Sure...
**[10:04] Kirishima**
Oh, yeah. We shouldn't let this go to waste.
**[10:07] Kirishima**
Make sure you drink it all
to the very last drop.
**[10:10] Kirishima**
Go on!
**[10:12] Sugihara**
Y'know, you're lucky you chose me.
**[10:25] Fake Kirishima**
Please stop... Spare me.
**[10:27] Fake Kirishima**
Please forgive me!
**[10:34] Fake Kirishima**
Y-You're a demon...
**[10:36] Kirishima**
* I wonder if the little lady*
* is in bed right about now.*
**[10:40] Yaeka**
Kirishima?
**[10:45] Sugihara**
Kirishima-san, you really
shouldn't go overboard... huh?
**[10:50] Sugihara**
Where'd the guy go?
**[10:51] Kirishima**
He ran off crying.
**[10:53] Sugihara**
Huh?!
**[10:54] Sugihara**
You actually let him go? *You*?!
**[10:58] Kirishima**
Please excuse us.
**[11:01] Kirishima**
Boss, we took care of the job.
**[11:04] Kirishima**
Huh?
**[11:06] Kirishima**
Little lady!
**[11:08] Sakuragi**
She was waiting for you to get back.
**[11:11] Kirishima**
What?
**[11:12] Sakuragi**
She wanted to welcome you home herself.
**[11:17] Kirishima**
*Ah, I see...*
**[11:21] Kirishima**
*If I'm entering the little lady's life,*
**[11:24] Kirishima**
*that means she's entering mine, too.*
**[11:30] Kirishima**
Little lady.
**[11:33] Kirishima**
I'm back now.
**[11:46] Kirishima**
When was the last time I pinky
swore with someone, anyway?
**[11:54] Kirishima**
It's sorta nice having something
to look forward to.
***SIGN*** The Yakuza's Guide to Babysitting
**[12:11] Girl 3**
Look! I had my mommy make me one, too!
**[12:15] Girls**
That's so cute!
**[12:16] Girls**
No fair...
**[12:27] Kirishima**
Little lady, is something the matter?
**[12:29] Yaeka**
Huh?
**[12:30] Kirishima**
Something on your mind?
**[12:37] Yaeka**
Do you like chocolate?
**[12:39] Kirishima**
Chocolate?
**[12:40] Yaeka**
You didn't eat all of the
chocolate chip cookies,
**[12:42] Yaeka**
so I thought maybe you
didn't like chocolate.
**[12:45] Yaeka**
But you're eating them now,
**[12:47] Yaeka**
so maybe you just eat
your favorite things last.
**[12:52] Kirishima**
You're exactly right.
**[12:55] Kirishima**
*I wasn't even thinking about it.*
**[12:58] Yaeka**
Kirishima...
**[13:00] Yaeka**
eats his favorite things last.
**[13:05] Yaeka**
Hey.
**[13:07] Yaeka**
What's your mom like?
**[13:12] Kirishima**
Well... She was really kind.
**[13:18] Kirishima**
Little lady?
**[13:19] Yaeka**
Kirishima?
**[13:21] Yaeka**
Are the cookies good?
**[13:23] Kirishima**
Huh? Er, yes, they are.
**[13:39] Sakuragi**
Yaeka seems worried about her mother?
**[13:43] Kirishima**
She didn't come out and say it,
but that's what it seemed like.
**[13:47] Sugihara**
Has the little lady seen her
mother in her current state?
**[13:53] Sakuragi**
We occasionally visited her up until
Yaeka was about three years old.
**[13:57] Sign**
Sakuragi Miyuki-sama
**[14:01] (Flashback) Yaeka**
Mama's still not awake...
**[14:08] (Flashback) Yaeka**
She's always asleep...
**[14:11] (Flashback) Yaeka**
Papa... What's wrong with Mama?
**[14:15] Sakuragi**
Yaeka would cry every time
she saw Miyuki lying still.
**[14:20] Sakuragi**
That's why I stopped taking her on visits.
**[14:25] Kirishima**
That's also around when you
started having Kanami-san
**[14:27] Kirishima**
take care of the little lady, too.
**[14:29] Sakuragi**
Yeah.
**[14:30] Kirishima**
You're gonna go see the missus
the day after tomorrow, right?
**[14:34] Kirishima**
Is the little lady going with you?
**[14:38] Sakuragi**
Yaeka has grown up quite a bit.
**[14:41] Sakuragi**
I'm told Miyuki's condition
hasn't changed...
**[14:44] Sakuragi**
But maybe she should at least see her.
**[14:49] Sakuragi**
Yaeka.
**[14:50] Kirishima**
Little lady.
**[14:55] Yaeka**
No... I don't wanna go.
**[14:59] Yaeka**
Because... Because...
**[15:02] Yaeka**
*That* Mommy's always asleep...
**[15:06] Yaeka**
and I don't know her at all!
**[15:09] Kirishima**
Little lady.
**[15:11] Sugihara**
Boss...
**[15:12] Sakuragi**
Don't worry about me.
**[15:16] Sakuragi**
I can't let Yaeka suffer over Miyuki.
**[15:21] Sakuragi**
And yet, I...
**[15:35] Kirishima**
Little lady...
**[15:36] Yaeka**
I'm not going.
**[15:37] Yaeka**
Daddy looks so lonely when he sees Mommy,
**[15:42] Yaeka**
but Mommy still won't wake up.
**[15:53] Kirishima**
Little lady, do you mind
if I tell you a little story?
**[15:58] Kirishima**
It's about your mother,
who loves you very much.
**[16:04] Yaeka**
Mommy...
**[16:07] Yaeka**
hates me.
**[16:13] Yaeka**
No matter how much I talk
to her or hold her hand,
**[16:16] Yaeka**
she doesn't answer me or hold my hand back.
**[16:21] Yaeka**
So she can't be my real mommy...
**[16:26] Kirishima**
Little lady.
**[16:30] Kirishima**
Your dad's really strong and kind, isn't he?
**[16:36] Kirishima**
Your mom's even stronger and kinder.
**[16:41] Kirishima**
If a perfect couple like that was around,
anything would be possible.
**[16:47] Kirishima**
And that's why...
**[16:49] Kirishima**
God cast a cruel spell on your mother.
**[16:55] Kirishima**
This spell is very scary,
painful, and lonely...
**[17:01] Kirishima**
And the only way to make
it better is to let God win.
**[17:06] Kirishima**
But still, your mom refused to give up.
**[17:09] Kirishima**
Do you know why that is?
**[17:13] Kirishima**
It's because she loves you very much.
**[17:18] Kirishima**
No matter how much she suffers...
Even if she may never be able to wake up...
**[17:24] Kirishima**
That doesn't matter to her.
**[17:27] Kirishima**
All she wants...
**[17:28] Kirishima**
is to smile and live with the daughter
she loves so very much,
**[17:31] Kirishima**
so she chose to defy God
to make that wish come true.
**[17:36] Kirishima**
Your mother continues to fight in her dreams.
**[17:40] Kirishima**
So why don't we go
**[17:42] Kirishima**
and support your mother together?
**[17:47] Yaeka**
I can't... Kirishima...
**[17:51] Yaeka**
Mommy's working so hard...
and I said something so mean...
**[17:59] Kirishima**
Don't you worry.
**[18:01] Kirishima**
Your mom will forgive you
because you came to see her,
**[18:06] Kirishima**
and most importantly, she'll be happy.
**[18:15] Yaeka**
Really?
**[18:18] Kirishima**
Of course.
**[18:21] Kirishima**
Let's go together.
**[18:29] Yaeka**
Daddy, I'm sorry!
**[18:32] Yaeka**
I... I wanna go see Mommy!
**[18:36] Yaeka**
I wanna see her lots and lots!
**[18:39] Yaeka**
I wanna apologize to Mommy...
**[18:41] Yaeka**
I... I...
**[18:49] Sakuragi**
Yaeka.
**[18:56] Sakuragi**
You look just like your mother
when you smile.
**[19:00] Sakuragi**
Your existence is enough to
make me and your mother happy.
**[19:05] Sakuragi**
Make sure she gets a good
look at your face, all right?
**[19:10] Yaeka**
Okay.
**[19:16] (Flashback) Miyuki**
Toru-kun.
**[19:19] (Flashback) Miyuki**
Take care of Yaeka and Kazuhiko-san for me.
**[19:22] (Flashback) Miyuki**
They both get lonely so easily.
**[19:36] Kirishima**
*Little lady...*
**[19:38] Kirishima**
*Your mother truly is strong.*
**[19:43] Kirishima**
How long are you gonna keep bawling?
**[19:47] Sugihara**
Gimme a break!
**[19:50] Kirishima**
Well...
**[19:52] Kirishima**
Goodnight, little lady.
**[19:55] Yaeka**
How come you're so nice, Kirishima?
**[19:59] Kirishima**
Huh?
**[20:00] Yaeka**
And why are you so surprised now?
**[20:03] Kirishima**
Oh, er... Well, no one's ever
said I was nice, is all.
**[20:06] Yaeka**
No way. I'm sure someone's
told you that before.
**[20:09] Kirishima**
Nope, never.
**[20:12] Yaeka**
Then what *do* people say about you?
**[20:14] Kirishima**
Huh?
**[20:20] Kirishima**
Usually, they call me
"demon"... stuff like that.
**[20:24] Yaeka**
Demon?
**[20:25] Kirishima**
It's what they call a bad guy who
does stuff people hate for fun,
**[20:28] Kirishima**
and causes lots of problems.
**[20:30] Kirishima**
C'mon, just look at my evil face.
**[20:33] Sfx**
Glare...
**[20:34] Yaeka**
Why are you lying to me?
**[20:37] Kirishima**
Huh?
**[20:38] Yaeka**
You came to my open house,
**[20:41] Yaeka**
and helped me give Daddy my drawing.
**[20:45] Yaeka**
You took me to the fireworks
festival, and just now...
**[20:49] Yaeka**
Everything you've done has been super nice.
**[20:55] Yaeka**
I want to be a kind person like you.
**[21:02] Yaeka**
Just like you...
**[21:08] Kirishima**
You can't be like me, little lady.
**[21:10] Yaeka**
Wh... Why are you laughing?
**[21:13] Kirishima**
Oh, I'm sorry.
**[21:15] Kirishima**
But if you ended up like me,
your dad would keel over.
**[21:21] Kirishima**
Don't you worry.
**[21:24] Kirishima**
You're gonna end up being way kinder
and stronger than I ever could be.
**[21:30] Yaeka**
Yeah!
**[21:49] Kirishima**
The little lady sure was chatty today.
***SIGN*** To Mommy
**[22:00] Kirishima**
* This was all just supposed*
* to be part of the job...*
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