E5 - Kirishima's Day Off Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Episode 5: Kirishima's Day Off [01:33] Kirishima     Let's see... [01:36] Kirishima     So that's Mi-chan? [01:37] Yaeka     No, that's Rabi-kun. [01:40] Yaeka     You always get them wrong. [01:43] Kirishima     My apologies. I'm terrible     at remembering names. [01:54] Kirishima     Those guys are... [01:57] Yaeka     Kirishima, who's this? [01:59] Kirishima     Um... [02:00] Kirishima     Rabi-kun. [02:01] Yaeka     No! That's Mi-chan! [02:05] Yanagi     That's... [02:07] Yanagi     The dude from the Sakuragi Family. [02:10] Kusagami Member 01     Oh, that's Kirishima. [02:12] Yanagi     He got put in charge of     babysitting some brat? Sad. [02:26] Presidents     What's going on over on that turf? [02:26] Presidents     Let me throw the party next month.     You definitely won't regret it. [02:33] Kirishima     Man, I'm beat... [02:35] Kirishima     God, these shitty old farts     never stop talking. [02:40] (Flashback) President 1     I heard you were taking care     of Sakuragi-san's daughter. [02:45] (Flashback) President 2     The Demon of the Sakuragi Family     babysitting, eh? That's surprising. [02:48] (Flashback) President 3     If you ever get bored of babysitting,     come to my family. [02:51] (Flashback) Kirishima     We'll welcome you with open arms. [02:54] Kirishima     What a pain in the ass. [02:56] Kirishima     Don't make me keep repeating myself, damn it. [02:59] Yanagi     Hey, Kirishima. [03:02] Yanagi     Havin' fun taking care of the little miss? [03:05] Kirishima     Who the hell are you? [03:07] Yanagi     Guess I hadn't introduced myself yet. [03:10] Kirishima     I'm Yanagi from the Kusagami Family— [03:12] Kirishima     Ah, hello? Little lady? [03:15] Yanagi     Why, you little... [03:15] Kirishima     Yes, I think we'll be done soon. [03:18] Kirishima     If there's something you want,     I'll pick it up on my way back. [03:21] Yanagi     Check out that shit-eating grin.     "Demon of the Sakuragi Family," my ass. [03:24] Kirishima     Yes. See you soon. [03:26] Yanagi     Are you that scared of your boss? [03:30] Yanagi     I guess it's true that you turned tame after     getting stuck taking care of that kid. [03:35] Kirishima     Man, you sure love the      sound of your own voice. [03:38] Yanagi     What the hell? His mood suddenly changed. [03:44] Kirishima     I'm not babysitting. [03:47] Kirishima     I'm working. [03:49] Kirishima     Better watch your mouth. [03:51] Kirishima     I'm not kind enough to     take care of your corpse. [03:54] Kirishima     You get me? Yeah? [04:01] Random member 1     If that was the old Kirishima,     you'd be dead right now, Yanagi. [04:05] Yanagi     What?! [04:06] Random member 1     Can't tell you how many times I was     happy our families were affiliated... [04:11] Random member 1     He's definitely calmed down a bit, [04:13] Random Member 1     but you still don't wanna press     your luck with him, Yanagi. [04:17] Yanagi     That's exactly why he underestimates you! [04:20] Random member 1     Don't go startin' shit with him. [04:26] Members     Thank you very much! [04:28] Sakuragi     Sorry for all the trouble. [04:31] Owner     No trouble at all. [04:32] Owner     You always take very good     care of us, Sakuragi-san. [04:37] Yanagi     The Sakuragi Family has control of     a huge restaurant like this, too? [04:41] Yanagi     This sucks. [04:51] Yanagi     If he's not gonna make a move,     I guess I'll have to do it myself. [04:57] Sugihara     Little lady! [04:59] Sugihara     Could you call Kirishima-san? [05:02] Yaeka     Kirishima's off today,     so he went out somewhere. [05:06] Sugihara     Dinner will be ready in no time! [05:12] Sugihara     That's right... I have     something I have to do. [05:16] Sugihara     I absolutely need to get closer     with the little lady! [05:20] Sign     Sugihara [05:20] Sugihara     I've always been right by     Kirishima-san, so she knows I exist, [05:23] Sign     Sugihara [05:24] Sugihara     but I don't think we've ever     actually gotten closer than that. [05:29] Sugihara     At this rate, she's only gonna know me     as the dude who's always with Kirishima! [05:34] Sugihara     I don't want that! That sucks! [05:35] Sign     °Believe it or not, he's a yakuza member [05:37] Sugihara     But with Kirishima-san gone, now's my chance! [05:41] Yaeka     Right? [05:43] Sugihara     Can I sit next to you while we eat today?! [05:46] Sign     °Believe it or not, he's a yakuza member [05:48] Yaeka     Sure... [05:49] Sugihara     Thanks! [05:58] Sugihara     It's so insanely quiet. [06:01] Sugihara     Then again, I guess the little lady     never says much anyway, [06:04] Sugihara     so I gotta initiate the conversation! [06:06] Sugihara     Little lady! [06:07] Sugihara     Has anything fun happened     at school recently? [06:11] Yaeka     Hmm... [06:12] Yaeka     Not really. [06:13] Sugihara     M-Maybe you played with some friends? [06:16] Yaeka     I don't have that many friends. [06:19] Sugihara     Oh, God! I stepped on a landmine! [06:21] Sugihara     What would Kirishima-san do in this case? [06:24] Sugihara     No, I can't rely on Kirishima-san! [06:27] Sugihara     Little lady! [06:28] Sugihara     After we're done eating,     why don't we go to my room? [06:33] Sign     Horror [06:33] Sign     Japanese Movies [06:33] Sign     Foreign Films [06:34] Sign     Anime [06:35] Yaeka     So many. [06:36] Yaeka     Are these all movies? [06:36] Sign     Action [06:36] Sign     Sci-Fi [06:36] Sign     Fantasy [06:36] Sign     Foreign Films [06:36] Sign     Anime [06:36] Sign     Horror [06:38] Sugihara     Yes! You can pick whichever one you'd like! [06:43] Sugihara     I watch all kinds of movies.     I even have some that are for kids. [06:47] Sugihara     I'm sure the little lady will enjoy this. [06:50] Yaeka     This one, then. [06:51] Sign     Mi-chan and the Magical House [06:52] Sugihara     Oh, the Mi-chan series! [06:55] Sign     Kind Bunny Girl     Mi-chan [06:55] Sugihara     The kind bunny girl Mi-chan powers up     with the power of carrots. [07:00] Sugihara     This is a fantasy anime that kids     and adults can both enjoy! [07:01] Sign     The Movie [07:01] Sign     Mi-chan and the Magical House [07:05] Sign     Three Hours Later SIGN    The End [07:09] Yaeka     Are you okay? [07:11] Sugihara     I forgot that this thing was a tearjerker. [07:14] Sugihara     Rather than enjoying it with her, [07:16] Sugihara     I got sucked in more than     she did and started bawling. [07:20] Sugihara     God, I'm lame... [07:21] Yaeka     Here's some tissues. [07:24] Sugihara     Thanks, little lady. [07:27] Sugihara     I'm always like this. [07:29] Sugihara     Whenever I watch movies with Kirishima-san,     he tells me to shut up and hits me. [07:34] Yaeka     You watch movies with Kirishima? [07:36] Sugihara     Yes. Oh, but Kirishima-san gets bored easily, [07:40] Sugihara     so he won't watch anything unless     it's a one-and-done, like a movie. [07:44] Yaeka     Huh... [07:46] Sugihara     Huh? [07:47] Sugihara     We started talking about Kirishima-san, [07:49] Sugihara     and now she looks like she's having fun... [07:53] Sugihara     Is this the difference in how close     the little lady sees herself [07:56] Sugihara     with Kirishima-san and me?! [08:01] Sugihara     I see... Well, of course. [08:05] Sugihara     It's not like I can get as     close as Kirishima-san did [08:08] Sugihara     after all this time in just a few hours. [08:11] Sugihara     In that case, there's     only one thing I can do! [08:16] Sugihara     Little lady! [08:17] Yaeka     Hmm? [08:19] Sugihara     You're in luck! I'll tell you everything     I know about Kirishima-san! [08:26] Yaeka     What does Kirishima like? [08:29] Sugihara     Huh? Well... [08:33] Sign     Kirishima Outing Permit [08:36] Kirishima     Not like I actually have anything to do,     or anywhere specific to go... [08:42] Rei     Toru-chan! [08:45] Rei     I didn't think we'd run into     each other in a place like this! [08:49] Kirishima     Ah, and here comes a nuisance. [08:53] Rei     Eek! [08:55] Sugihara     It's hard to believe, but     Kirishima-san likes chocolate. [08:58] Yaeka     I know that. [08:59] Sugihara     Huh? How did you know that? [09:03] Kanami     Oh, there you are. [09:05] Sugihara     Oh, Kanami-san. [09:07] Kanami     Yae-chan, want to go shopping? [09:09] Yaeka     Yeah! [09:11] Sugihara     Aw, let's talk about Kirishima-san some more! [09:16] Rei     Ugh, you're so mean. SIGN    Kirishima's Classmate     Rei Hojo (28) [09:21] Rei     How can you hit a precious friend      you haven't seen in forever? [09:24] Kirishima     Of course I'm gonna freak out when some     built guy suddenly grabs me from behind. [09:28] Rei     It's called a loving hug! [09:31] Kirishima     It's creepy. [09:32] Kirishima     So, what brings you here? [09:35] Rei     I'm on a little business trip. [09:37] Rei     But I was surprised. [09:39] Rei     I heard your family was around here, [09:43] Rei     but I didn't think I'd find you so easily. [09:46] Rei     Have you been well? [09:48] Kirishima     I guess. [09:50] Kirishima     And I bet you're still a man-eater     who goes through men like tissues. [09:52] Rei     Oh, stop! Don't make me sound     like some kind of beast! [09:56] Kirishima     So you don't deny it? [09:58] Rei     Come to think of it, you've changed. [10:02] Rei     When I first met you, you always looked     like you hated anything and everything. [10:07] Rei     You seem like you've totally chilled out now. [10:10] Rei     Must mean you're really     comfortable where you are. [10:15] Kirishima     Where I am right now... [10:23] Kirishima     Yeah. [10:25] Kirishima     Honestly, I'm lucky enough to be in a place      where I really don't deserve to be. [10:29] Rei     Toru... [10:31] Rei     You finally found some humanity! [10:34] Kirishima     No touchy. [10:36] Yanagi     Hey! You've got some nerve to     feed me this disgusting crap! [10:40] Yanagi     You mockin' me or what?! [10:42] Yanagi     Well?! [10:43] Café owner     I'm terribly sorry. It'll be on the house. [10:47] Yanagi     You bet your ass it will be— [10:53] Kirishima     That's enough, Sanagi. [10:57] Yanagi     Kirishima! [10:59] Yanagi     It's Yanagi, you asshole!     Remember my name already! [11:02] Kirishima     Oh, my bad. [11:06] Kirishima     No point in trying to act tough     in front of civilians. [11:09] Kirishima     Get lost. [11:13] Kirishima     Don't ever come back. [11:15] Café owner     Th-Thank you very much. [11:18] Kirishima     Sorry for the trouble. [11:20] Café owner     Not at all, and I'll make sure to comp your order. [11:24] Kirishima     Thanks, man. [11:25] Café man     S-Sir, your change! [11:27] Rei     Wow... The old Toru wouldn't have     hesitated to destroy this shop. [11:40] Rei     Say, let's go out for drinks. [11:44] Rei     I'd love to hear all about     whoever made you change. [11:47] Kirishima     No. My drinks will taste     like crap around you. [11:51] Rei     Hey! What's that supposed to mean?! [11:54] Kirishima     I'm kidding. [11:57] Kirishima     I already have plans that take priority. [12:00] Kirishima     Maybe next time. [12:07] Rei     Look at you, making me jealous. [12:10] Rei     But I've never seen him with     such a nice look on his face. [12:12] Sign     Come back tonight though, okay?     from Yaeka [12:16] Sign     Wants to be friends. SIGN    The Yakuza's Guide to Babysitting [12:21] Sign     Steadfast     Sponge Cake Mix [12:21] Sign     Steadfast     Pound Cake Mix [12:21] Kanami     Maybe I'll make a cake for you today, Yae-chan. [12:25] Yaeka     I wanna make one, too. [12:27] Kanami     Aw, you're going to help me out? [12:29] Yaeka     I wanna make a chocolate cake. [12:32] Kanami     Then I guess we'll have to     buy a lot of chocolate. [12:36] Sign     Commercial Use      Chocolate Chips [12:37] Yaeka     Yeah. [12:39] Yanagi     Damn it! This is pissing me off. [12:41] Kusagami member 1     Still, it really wasn't a good idea     to cause trouble back there. [12:46] Yanagi     I just kindly gave him a warning     that his food tastes like shit! [12:52] Yanagi     That little brat... [12:55] Yanagi     Drive closer to them. [12:56] Kusagami member 1     What?! [12:57] Kusagami member 1     Whoa, we're definitely gonna get in trouble [12:59] Kusagami member 1     if we try to do anything to     another boss's daughter. [13:02] Kusagami member 1     It could even lead to a shootout     between the families! [13:06] Yanagi     I'm just kidding, jeez. [13:08] Kusagami member 1     Of course... [13:10] Yanagi     Man, you're no fun. [13:15] Yanagi     We're gonna make a little pit stop. [13:18] Kanami     We're back! [13:20] Kanami     Oh? [13:21] Kanami     You're home? [13:22] Kirishima     Welcome home, little lady. [13:24] Ayumu     Thanks for inviting me over. [13:27] Kanami     She's the one who found Ohagi-chan, right? [13:30] Kanami     We ran into her on the way home. [13:32] Kirishima     I see... [13:34] Yaeka     Ohagi, we're home. [13:37] Ayumu     I see you gave it a tasty-sounding name. [13:39] Ayumu     Drool... [13:41] Kirishima     Is everything about food to you? [13:43] Ayumu     I'm glad to see you again, Toru-kun-san. [13:46] Kirishima     Enough with the weird names. [13:48] Ayumu     Oh, but we're gonna enjoy some girls-only     time now, so you're not invited. [13:52] Kirishima     God, she's annoying... [13:54] Sign     Daikiyo      Hanako     Soft Flour [13:54] Sign     Delicious     Pancake Mix [13:55] Ayumu     Do you two always make cakes? [13:58] Kanami     Sometimes. [13:59] Kanami     This is actually Yae-chan's first time. Right? [14:02] Yaeka     Yeah. [14:03] Ayumu     Is there someone you want to make one for? [14:07] Kanami     It must be your dad, right? [14:09] Yaeka     I wanna give some to Kirishima. [14:11] Kanami and Ayumu     So cute. [14:14] Ayumu     This is real nice. [14:16] Kanami     Huh? [14:17] Ayumu     I haven't had a crush on anyone yet, [14:20] Ayumu     so I envy the excitement and      anticipation the little lady is feeling. [14:26] Yaeka     Excitement and anticipation... [14:28] Sign     Grrrrruuuumble [14:30] Sign     Grrrrruuuumble [14:30] Ayumu     Well, I'm just here to eat,     so it doesn't really matter. [14:34] Kanami     Her stomach's been growling this whole time. [14:36] Sakuragi     What's for dinner tonight? [14:38] Kanami     Oh, I'm sorry. [14:40] Kanami     I'm making a cake with Yae-chan,     so could you order out for dinner tonight? [14:46] Sakuragi     All right. [14:48] Sakuragi     Kirishima! [14:50] Sakuragi     So yeah, we're eating out tonight. [14:53] Kirishima     Sure. Is Kazama-tei all right? [14:56] Sakuragi     Yes, if you would. [15:00] Kirishima     Hello, this is Sakuragi.     Thanks for always taking care of us. [15:04] Kirishima     Sorry, but can we make      a reservation for tonight? [15:06] Owner     I'm terribly sorry, but we'll     have to decline for today. [15:11] Kirishima     Oh, I see... [15:12] Kusagami member 1     Hey, hurry the hell up! [15:14] Owner     Oh, I'm sorry. [15:15] Owner     Please excuse me. [15:20] Owner     Yes, may I help you? [15:21] Kusagami Member 1     This ain't nearly enough food. Keep it coming. [15:25] Owner     But you still have some food left... [15:27] Yanagi     Shut up! We're partyin' tonight! [15:31] Yanagi     We're celebrating the fact that we're gonna     be takin' care of your place, startin' today. [15:36] Yanagi     You're not gonna ask us to pay, are ya? [15:39] Sakuragi     I see. I guess we'll have     to go somewhere else. [15:43] Kirishima     I'm sorry, but something     concerns me about this. [15:47] Sakuragi     What is it? [15:48] Kirishima     Well, something seemed off on the phone. [15:50] Kanami and Ayumu     It's finished! [15:52] Ayumi     I can tell it's delicious just by the smell. [15:55] Kanami     I'll pack some up for you to take home. [15:58] Kanami     Here you go. [15:59] Ayumi     Thanks. [16:02] Ayumu     I'm the happiest when I'm eating     something delicious. [16:06] Kanami     Hopefully you can find someone someday     to share that happiness with. [16:11] Ayumu     Yeah... [16:13] Kanami     Toru-kun. [16:15] Kanami     Is everyone at the office? [16:17] Kirishima     Yes. [16:19] Yaeka     Kirishima? [16:23] Kirishima     I'm sorry, little lady. I have something     I need to take care of real quick. [16:28] Kirishima     I'll be back soon, though. [16:35] Kanami     Hmph. You could've spared a little time. [16:41] Yanagi     That geezer's a total pushover! [16:44] Yanagi     We just hit him a few times,     and he obeys our every word. [16:47] Yanagi     And now, this place is gonna be the     Kusagami Family's little piggy bank. [16:51] Kusagami Member 1     Are you sure about this, bro?     This is Sakuragi's turf. [16:55] Yanagi     You heard the guy. The Sakuragi Family     wasn't taking payment from here. [17:00] Yanagi     If that's true, there's no problem     with us taking care of 'em. [17:04] Kusagami Member 1     Yes, but... [17:06] Yanagi     He's not gonna show up! [17:08] Yanagi     I'm sure he's just playin' house with that brat, [17:11] Yanagi     and their bedtime's comin' up soon! [17:13] Kusagami Member 1     Right... [17:15] Yanagi     "The Demon of the Sakuragi Family," my ass. [17:17] Yanagi     Everyone's too chickenshit     over a guy playin' babysitter. [17:22] Yanagi     He's just a— [17:23] Kirishima     I've brought you more alcohol. [17:26] Yanagi     Yeah, about damn time! [17:29] Yanagi     K-Kirishima! [17:32] Kirishima     Heya. [17:33] Kirishima     Havin' fun talking shit about me, Unagi? [17:38] Yanagi     It's Yanagi, damn you! [17:39] Yanagi     I thought you were babysittin— [17:44] Kirishima     Hey, you've got the nerve to try to      collect from a place on our turf, [17:47] Kirishima     and you didn't even know the rules? [17:50] Yanagi     Who the hell cares about rules?! [17:56] Kusagami member 1     Shit... he's crazy! [17:58] Kirishima     Anyone who can't follow the rules     is gonna be punished. [18:02] Yanagi     Shut up! Who the hell do you think I am— [18:13] Kirishima     By the way, our little lady is very     good about following the rules. [18:17] Kirishima     You could probably learn     a thing or two from her. [18:20] Yanagi     Wh-What the hell are you talking about?! [18:22] Kirishima     You're a slow one, aren't ya?     I'm telling you it's your bedtime. [18:27] Yanagi     Huh? [18:29] Kirishima     Go on, drink up. You'll sleep better this way. [18:35] Kirishima     Don't worry. After I put you to bed, [18:37] Kirishima     I'll give you a proper burial with a     gravestone and everything, Yahagi. [18:40] Yanagi     I-It's Yanagi! [18:42] Kusagami member 1     B-Bro... [18:58] Mashiro     It's been a while, Kirishima-kun. [19:01] Kirishima     Keep your distance, Mashiro. [19:05] Mashiro     Man, you really hate me. I guess     you still don't like my cologne. SIGN    Momoyama Family 1st Lieutenant     Mashiro Yuri [19:10] Kirishima     Gross... [19:18] Sugihara     Kirishima-san! [19:19] Kirishima     Sugihara, you take care of this. [19:24] Family     Let's eat! [19:26] Members     Thanks, Kanami-san! [19:28] Members     Man, this looks great! [19:28] Kanami     Oh? Where's Sugihara-kun? [19:31] Takeuchi     He got a phone call and left. [19:34] Kanami     I see... [19:36] Kirishima     I'm back. [19:41] Kirishima     I'm sorry I'm late, little lady. [19:46] Yaeka     Here. [19:47] Kirishima     Oh? You made this? [19:51] Yaeka     I made chocolate cake. [19:55] Kanami     Huh? Are we missing someone? [19:59] Kirishima     Well, I guess I'll dig in. [20:05] Kirishima     It's great. [20:08] Kirishima     It's got a lot of chocolate chips in it. [20:11] Kirishima     They give it a nice crunch. [20:13] Yaeka     I put extra chocolate chips     in yours, Kirishima. [20:17] Kirishima     Did you, now? [20:18] Yaeka     Because you love chocolate. [20:21] Yaeka     Shh. It's a secret, though. [20:25] Kirishima     You got it. Shh. [20:28] Kirishima     Thank you very much. [20:35] Ayumu     They shine so much. They almost blind me. [20:40] Ayumu     I don't think I'll ever be like that. [20:43] Ayumu     Well, I'm hungry, so I should     go home and eat my cake... [20:51] Ayumu     Oh, I'm sorr— [20:59] Ayumu     Um... Thank you very much. [21:02] Yaeka     This is for you, too. [21:05] Kirishima     What's this? [21:06] Sign     Super Vanilla [21:06] Yaeka     Sugihara told me that you like     the lids from ice cream cups. [21:12] Kirishima     I see. [21:13] Sign     Super Vanilla [21:13] Kirishima     That's what Sugihara said, huh?     I'll have to thank him later. [21:19] Sugihara     Damn that Kirishima-san... [21:22] Sugihara     Ordering me out of the     blue to start digging holes... [21:26] Sugihara     This is harder than it looks... [21:28] Sign     Unagi [21:28] Sign     Dunno [21:35] Sugihara     Man, I really wanted some cake. [23:08] Sign     Unagi [23:08] Sign     Dunno [23:14] Yanagi     H-Help us... [23:16] Sign     Unagi [23:16] Sign     Dunno [23:17] Mashiro     Wow, you're still alive. [23:21] Mashiro     Man... Kirishima-kun's really mellowed out. [23:26] Mashiro     Y'know, you only matter when      they call you a demon. SIGN    The Yakuza's Guide to Babysitting SIGN    Next Time: First Friend