E7 - The Ultimate Target

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[00:03] Masaya
    Man, this sucks. All of you
    are weak pieces of shit.
[00:16] Masaya
    Talk about boring.
[00:20] Masaya
    This isn't nearly enough.
[00:26] (Flashback) Masaya
    I'm gonna go kill Kirishima Toru!
[00:29] (Flashback) Kakihara
    There you go again with Kirishima Toru.
[00:32] (Flashback) Kakihara
    You sure are obsessed with the guy.
[00:34] (Flashback) Kakihara
    But honestly, I wouldn't bother.
[00:37] (Flashback) Kakihara
    I'm pretty sure Kirishima doesn't
    have time for you right now.
[00:41] (Flashback) Masaya
    What's that supposed to mean?!
[00:42] (Flashback) Shinjo
    Hey, Masaya!
[00:45] (Flashback) Kakihara
    Kirishima's currently busy
    taking care of a cute little girl,
[00:49] (Flashback) Kakihara
    so he's on break from being a demon.
[00:51] (Flashback) Masaya
    Huh? Taking care of... a little girl?
[01:02] (Flashback) Masaya
    There's no way that's true!
[01:05] (Flashback) Kakihara
    Kirishima changed while
    you were in the slammer.
[01:09] (Flashback) Kakihara
    Which is why you should learn
    from him and calm down...
[01:13] (Flashback) Masaya
    Shut up!
[01:14] (Flashback) Shinjo
    What?
[01:15] (Flashback) Kakihara
    Oh, dear...
[01:23] Masaya
    Kirishima's changed?
[01:26] Masaya
    The Kirishima? For real?
[01:30] Masaya**
    I'll be the one to decide that
    when I see it with my own eyes.
[01:35] Masaya
    Because my only reason for
    living was to crush that guy.
[01:39] Masaya
    Man, I just can't wait to
    kill you, Kirishima Toru!
SIGN    The Yakuza's Guide to Babysitting
SIGN    Episode 7: The Ultimate Target
[03:16] Masaya
    Damn it! Taking care of a little girl?!
[03:20] Masaya
    Don't give me that shit!
[03:21] Masaya
    The boss doesn't know what
    kind of guy Kirishima is.
[03:26] Masaya
    Thirteen years ago...
[03:34] Masaya
    I picked a fight with Kirishima,
[03:36] Masaya
    who I'd heard would murder
    anyone who got involved with him.
[03:40] Masaya
    And then, after one hit,
    I understood everything.
[03:43] (Flashback) Rei
    T-Toru-chan, wait! That's too much!
[03:46] (Flashback) Kirishima
    Huh? Who gives a shit?
[03:49] (Flashback) Kirishima
    No one would care if this weakling died.
[03:51] Masaya
    I picked a lot of random fights with dudes to
    test my strength, but he was on another level.
[04:01] Masaya
    Kirishima was the ultimate target to me.
[04:09] Masaya
    Ever since then, all I've thought
    about is crushing him.
[04:14] Masaya
    The Alpha and the Omega, Kirishima Toru.
[04:18] (Flashback) Kakihara
    ...taking care of a cute little girl...
[04:21] Sfx
    Snap
[04:22] Masaya
    God damn it!
[04:25] Masaya
    I won't be satisfied
    until I see it for myself!
[04:27] Masaya
    Show yourself, Kirishima Toru!
[04:30] Kirishima
    Dude, shut the hell up.
[04:33] Kirishima
    Who's screaming my name in
     the middle of the damn street?
[04:37] Masaya
    Kirishi...ma?
[04:47] Masaya
    You're shittin' me... right?
[04:51] Kirishima
    Who the hell's this weirdo?
SIGN    Path
[04:56] Shinjo
    Boss, are you sure we didn't
    need to stop Masaya?
[05:00] Kakihara
    Hm... Yeah.
[05:02] Kakihara
    I really don't want to start
    anything with Sakuragi.
[05:07] Kakihara
    Guess we should go fetch him soon.
[05:10] Kakihara
    But before that, let's have some coffee.
[05:14] Shinjo
    He exists in his own time zone.
[05:15] Kakihara
    But man, Sakuragi sure is lucky
    to have such a cute daughter.
[05:21] Shinjo
    Sure...
[05:23] Kakihara
    At our last meeting, I asked him if I could
    borrow his daughter just for a day, and...
[05:30] (Flashback) Sakuragi
    What?
[05:32] (Flashback) Sakuragi
    Think before you speak. Or do you want
    your whole family to be crushed?
[05:36] Kakihara
    I almost destroyed our
    alliance by accident.
[05:40] Kakihara
    Man, he sure is a doting parent.
[05:42] Shinjo
    Seriously, that isn't funny.
[05:44] Shinjo
    Please don't randomly self-destruct
    when I'm not around.
[05:48] Sign
    The man who has to deal with all
     the Kakihara Family problems
[05:53] Yaeka
    Kirishima, is he your friend?
[05:57] Kirishima
    I'm not sure. I don't actually know who he is.
[06:00] Yaeka
    He was shouting your name, though.
[06:03] Kirishima
    Ah... Well, I know a lot of guys in suits.
    I can't remember all of them.
[06:07] Yaeka
    I guess you do mix up Rabi-kun
    and Mi-chan all the time.
[06:10] Kirishima
    They're really hard to tell apart.
[06:12] Masaya
    Hey, Kirishima! You can't be serious!
[06:14] Masaya
    The hell are you doing?!
[06:17] Kirishima
    Huh? What am I doing?
[06:19] Kirishima
    Buying colored pencils with the
     little lady at the stationery shop.
[06:22] Masaya
    That's not what I'm talkin' about!
[06:24] Masaya
    The hell are you
    babysittin' little kids for?!
[06:26] Masaya
    The guy I know wouldn't do that crap!
[06:30] Kirishima
    Is that so? Well, sorry, but
     I don't remember who you—
[06:33] Masaya
    Shut up! It doesn't matter 
    because I remember you!
[06:37] Kirishima
    Uh, how does that even work?
[06:39] Kirishima
    God, this is a pain.
    I'm terribly sorry, little lady.
[06:43] Kirishima
    Could you go wait in the
    stationery shop for a bit—
[06:46] Rei
    Oh, Yaeka-chan!
[06:48] Rei
    Hi there! Are you on your
     way home from school?
[06:50] Yaeka
    Rei-chan.
[06:51] Rei
    Aw, Toru-chan's being a good boy,
    actually coming to pick you up.
[06:55] Kirishima
    Actually, you'll do. Watch the
    little lady for a bit, all right?
[06:59] Rei
    Huh?
[07:00] Kirishima
    I'm gonna shoo this guy off.
[07:05] Rei
    Huh? Masaya?!
[07:06] Rei
    Omigosh, it's been so long!
[07:09] Masaya
    Get the hell off me!
[07:10] Yaeka
    Is he Rei-chan's friend?
[07:12] Kirishima
    I guess so.
[07:14] Rei
    What do you mean, Toru-chan?
    It's Masaya, remember? Masaya!
[07:17] Rei
    I mentioned him the other day!
[07:19] Rei
    The battle nut who'd always
    pick fights with you!
[07:23] Masaya
    How are you so strong—
[07:24] Rei
    See? Look at this scar?
[07:27] Kirishima
    Middle school? Scar on his face?
[07:42] (Flashback) Masaya
    I'll kill you... I'll kill you, you hear me?!
[07:45] (Flashback) Masaya
    I don't care where you go,
    I'll be there to kill you!
[07:49] (Flashback) Masaya
    Just you wait, Kirishima!
[07:55] Kirishima
    Oh, right.
[07:56] Kirishima
    I guess there was some dude like that.
[08:01] Rei
    You really don't remember people, do you?
[08:04] Rei
    But isn't it cool that you happened
     to bump into each other
[08:07] Rei
    thirteen years later?
[08:08] Yaeka
    Thirteen years...
[08:10] Kirishima
    Definitely nothing to be happy about.
[08:12] Rei
    Oh, Toru-chan! You're so shy!
[08:15] Rei
    We were the squad.
[08:17] Kirishima
    Wait. I broke open this dude's skull, right?
[08:21] Masaya
    Piss off!
[08:22] Masaya
    I was never friends with you two!
[08:25] Rei
    What are you talking about?
[08:27] Rei
    We were the school outcasts,
    so we became friends!
[08:33] Sign
    Battle Nut
[08:33] Sign
    Would murder you 
    if you talked to him
[08:33] Sign
    Effeminate
[08:34] Sign
    The Squad
[08:36] Masaya
    We were just some weirdos that got together!
[08:38] Rei
    Yeah, but Masaya, I didn't think
    you'd end up a yakuza, too.
[08:42] Masaya
    That's none of your business!
    More importantly...
[08:45] Masaya
    What's really messed up is this dude hiding
    his true nature to babysit some kid!
[08:53] Masaya
    I've been searching this whole time...
[08:56] Masaya
    for the guy they've been
    calling a demon for so long.
[09:00] (Flashback) Kakihara
    Hey, kid. This Kirishima
    you're looking for...
[09:05] (Flashback) Kakihara
    He's the new kid that joined
    Sakuragi's family recently, isn't he?
[09:08] (Flashback) Kakihara
    They call him...
[09:09] (Flashback) Kakihara
    Kirishima the Yakuza Crusher.
[09:12] (Flashback) Kakihara
    He's pretty famous for crushing
    yakuza families left and right.
[09:16] (Flashback) Kakihara
    We haven't had the pleasure
    of running into him yet...
[09:19] (Flashback) Kakihara
    But if you become a yakuza, too,
    you might just bump into him.
[09:26] Masaya
    I joined 'cause I thought I'd get to
     meet a crazier version of you
[09:29] Masaya
    than the one I knew from middle school!
[09:32] Masaya
    And yet, you—
[09:33] Kirishima
    Hey.
[09:35] Kirishima
    Shut your mouth.
[09:38] Kirishima
    I don't give a rat's ass
    how you live your life,
[09:41] Kirishima
    but if you're gonna be a thorn in my side,
[09:44] Kirishima
    how about I end you right here and now?
[09:50] Yaeka
    Kirishima?
[09:52] Kirishima
    Little lady.
[09:55] Kirishima
    I'm sorry, little lady!
[09:56] Kirishima
    I was just a little hangry.
[09:59] Yaeka
    Really?
[10:01] Masaya
    What the hell are you talking about?!
[10:03] Kakihara
    Hey, Masaya!
[10:06] Kakihara
    Masaya, we're gonna go get some grub.
[10:09] Masaya
    Boss?!
[10:15] Masaya
    Why are you here?! I finally found
    Kirishima, and now I'm gonna—
[10:21] Shinjo
    The boss said we're eating, so we're eating.
[10:23] Masaya
    Let go of me!
[10:25] Shinjo
    Yeah, yeah, we're done for today.
    See ya later, Kirishima.
[10:26] Masaya
    Let go of me, damn it!
[10:33] Kakihara
    Sorry if our Masaya interrupted anything.
[10:35] Kirishima
    Right...
[10:37] Masaya
    God damn it!
[10:39] Rei
    That was over as quickly as it started.
[10:41] Rei
    Honestly, Masaya hasn't changed at all.
[10:45] Rei
    I'm on edge just watching him.
[10:53] Yaeka
    Kirishima?
[10:54] Yaeka
    You're hungry, right? Let's go home.
[10:58] Kirishima
    Sure.
[11:01] Mashiro
    Hello, President?
[11:03] Mashiro
    As I said, Kirishima-kun
    won't be heading that way.
[11:07] Mashiro
    Yes.
[11:09] Mashiro
    Don't worry. It'll all work out.
[11:12] Mashiro
    You've got me, after all.
[11:17] Sugihara
    Okay, time for another fun day at work.
[11:22] Sign
    Gonna Take Kirishima Down
SIGN    The Yakuza's Guide to Babysitting
[11:28] Sugihara
    Kirishima-san.
[11:30] Sugihara
    I just got to Kono's office.
[11:32] Kirishima
    I see.
[11:34] Kirishima
    Just do it like we discussed yesterday.
[11:36] Sugihara
    Right.
[11:36] Yaeka
    Kirishima, don't move.
[11:39] Yaeka
    If you move, I can't draw you right.
[11:41] Kirishima
    My apologies. I'm just not used
    to being an art model.
[11:46] Sugihara
    No fair. Sounds like you're having fun.
[11:49] Kirishima
    You're the one who gets to play
    with President Kono, though.
[11:52] Sugihara
    What?
[11:54] Kirishima
    Just let me know how it goes.
[11:56] Sugihara
    You got it.
[12:00] Kono
    I couldn't ask for anything better
    than Sakuragi-san being on our side.
[12:06] Sugihara
    We're also ecstatic to finally have
    a connection with you, President Kono.
[12:12] Kono
    By the way, there's something
    I'd like to discuss with you.
[12:15] Sugihara
    Yes?
[12:16] Kono
    Is there any way we can make
    some changes to this agreement?
[12:21] Sugihara
    Changes, you say?
[12:23] Kono
    The other day, I talked to Kirishima-san...
[12:28] Kono
    But I've heard some
    terrifying rumors about him.
[12:31] Kono
    I wasn't thinking straight, and I ended up
    writing a higher price than I had planned.
[12:36] Sugihara
    Ah, in the heat of the moment, huh?
[12:39] Sugihara
    Kirishima-san's face is pretty scary,
[12:41] Sugihara
    so I don't blame you for
    thinking he was threatening you.
[12:44] Kono
    Oh, it's not like that.
[12:47] Kono
    I just let myself get spooked
    even though I barely know him.
[12:51] Sign
    Agreement
[12:51] Kono
    This is very important to me,
    so I wanted to think it over.
[12:55] Sign
    Agreement
[12:55] Kono
    I will be in your care
    from now on, after all.
[12:58] Sugihara
    Yes, of course. I'll wait as
    long as you need me to.
[13:03] Kono
    Thank you very much.
[13:06] Sugihara
    I knew it. He's just some lackey.
[13:09] Kono
    Here's the new agreement
    I'd like to propose.
[13:15] Sugihara
    I see...
[13:19] Sugihara
    Looks okay to me.
[13:20] Kono
    Looks like this will go
    smoothly, just like he said.
[13:25] Kono
    Really? Thank you very much.
[13:31] Kono
    I'm glad you're so understanding,
    Sugihara-san.
[13:35] Sugihara
    Oh, I'm honored.
[13:38] Sugihara
    I feel so at ease since
    this is a fake agreement.
[13:41] Kono
    Huh?
[13:42] Sugihara
    Huh?
[13:44] Kono
    What did you just say?
[13:45] Sugihara
    Oh, right. I said I feel so at ease
    because this is a fake agreement.
[13:50] Kono
    F-Fake? What are you...
[13:53] Kono
    What are you implying, Sugihara-san?
[13:58] Sugihara
    Scams involving civilians,
    forcefully buying up land...
[14:02] Sugihara
    Your next target was real estate, wasn't it?
[14:06] Sugihara
    Mister President, you sure have been
     involved in some dirty business on our turf.
[14:11] Sugihara
    There's no way we'd ever side with
    someone who's wrecking our territory.
[14:14] Kono
    Don't give me that shit!
[14:16] Kono
    I told you! I made a deal with Kirishima!
[14:20] Sugihara
    You still don't get it, President Kono?
[14:22] Sugihara
    That agreement itself was fake.
[14:30] Sugihara
    Man... It sure took some time
    to gather enough evidence,
[14:33] Sugihara
    since your evil deeds
    were always so intricate.
[14:37] Kono
    Piss off! Don't think you're
    gonna get away with this!
[14:41] Kono
    Stop acting like you're Kirishima—
[14:47] Sugihara
    Shut the hell up. You don't
    have the right to decline.
[14:52] Sugihara
    I came here today to squash
    your little operation.
[14:54] Sugihara
    You should be grateful that you get to
    deal with me and not Kirishima-san.
[14:58] Sugihara
    Unlike Kirishima-san, I'm nice,
[15:01] Sugihara
    so if you apologize now, I'll forgive you.
[15:03] Kono
    You little shit! Who do you think you are?!
[15:06] Kono
    You're nothing but Kirishima's shadow!
[15:10] Sugihara
    I see. Well, don't say I didn't try
    to resolve this peacefully.
[15:21] Sugihara
    Don't worry. This won't be as bad
     as what Kirishima-san would do.
[15:26] Kono
    Please, don't—
[15:31] Sugihara
    Man, that pissed me off.
[15:34] Sugihara
    Don't compare me to
    Kirishima-san the Demon.
[15:38] (Flashback) Kono
    You're nothing but Kirishima's shadow!
[15:47] Thief A
    What? This teacup costs 150,000 yen?
[15:50] Sign
    5 Years Ago
[15:52] (Flashback) Thief A
    Kei-chan, where'd you get this?
[15:54] (Flashback) Sugihara
    From an antique shop this
    old lady runs on her own.
[15:57] (Flashback) Sugihara
    She's got no security cameras,
    so it's a free-for-all.
[16:00] (Flashback) Thief A
    Way to go, Kei-chan!
    You're a top-tier shoplifter!
[16:04] (Flashback) Sugihara
    Aw, c'mon. No need to flatter me.
[16:06] (Flashback) Sugihara and Thief A
    Yeah.
[16:08] Sign
    Sekiguchi Antiques
[16:12] Sugihara
    Aw, Granny's awake today.
[16:12] (Flashback) Old woman
    Welcome.
[16:15] (Flashback) Old woman
    Feel free to look around.
[16:16] Sugihara
    Well, whatever. I'll just take some
    stuff that's not in her line of sight.
[16:31] (Flashback) Kirishima
    Heya, kid.
[16:34] (Flashback) Kirishima
    You into antiques?
[16:35] (Flashback) Sugihara
    Huh?
[16:36] (Flashback) Kirishima
    It's pretty rare for a kid like you
    to come into a shop like this.
[16:40] (Flashback) Sugihara
    Oh, uh... Y-Yeah, I guess you're right.
[16:44] (Flashback) Sugihara
    I kinda picked up the interest from my dad...
[16:47] (Flashback) Kirishima
    Huh... I see. So you come here often, then?
[16:51] (Flashback) Sugihara
    Er... Yes.
[16:53] Sugihara
    What's this dude's problem?
    He's all up in my face.
[16:57] Sugihara
    Maybe I'll give up for now
    and come back another day...
[17:00] (Flashback) Kirishima
    So, I heard this shop has a problem with...
[17:04] (Flashback) Kirishima
    shoplifting.
[17:05] (Flashback) Sugihara
    Huh?
[17:06] (Flashback) Kono
    I'm here 'cause the boss asked me
     to pick somethin' up for him.
[17:10] Sugihara
    "Boss"? Is he with the yakuza?
[17:14] (Flashback) Kirishima
    But apparently, it's gone now, even though 
    the owner doesn't remember selling it.
[17:18] (Flashback) Kirishima
    You know anything about that?
[17:19] (Flashback) Kirishima
    It's a teacup worth 150,000 yen.
[17:21] Sugihara
    Seriously?
[17:23] (Flashback) Sugihara
    N-No idea... sir. It probably got sold.
[17:27] (Flashback) Sugihara
    The lotus design on it was super pretty.
[17:31] (Flashback) Kirishima
    Oh, really? How'd you know
    there was a lotus design on it?
[17:37] Sugihara
    Shit, I messed up.
[17:49] Sugihara
    It was just a game for me, at first.
[17:55] (Flashback) Sugihara's mother
    Why can't you even manage that?
[17:57] (Flashback) Man
    Enough already!
[17:57] Sugihara
    No matter what I did,
    the adults never acknowledged me.
[18:04] Sign
    Drug Store
[18:07] Sugihara
    The only thing anyone complimented
    me on was my shoplifting skill.
[18:17] Sugihara
    My "game" ended up my whole way
    of life, and my parents disowned me.
[18:32] (Flashback) Sugihara
    This is hell...
[18:34] (Flashback) Kirishima
    I'll let you pour some tea into
    that teacup before I finish you off.
[18:49] (Flashback) Sugihara
    I wish I could've been complimented
    on something normal, even once.
[19:05] (Flashback) Kirishima
    Y'know, you're pretty good at making tea.
[19:08] (Flashback) Sugihara
    Huh?
[19:12] (Flashback) Kirishima
    Might just be the pricey teacup and
    the splash of despair that's mixed in.
[19:16] (Flashback) Kirishima
    Nah, I mean it. It's good.
[19:19] Sugihara
    H-He complimented me!
[19:24] (Flashback) Sugihara
    I'm fine with just making tea!
[19:26] (Flashback) Sugihara
    Please! Let me work for you!
[19:28] (Flashback) Kirishima
    Huh? I don't need anyone working for me.
[19:32] Sugihara
    Something so insignificant to society
[19:35] Sugihara
    managed to be what changed my whole world.
[19:41] Sugihara
    I'm just Kirishima-san's shadow?
    Say whatever you want.
[19:46] Sugihara
    I decided that I was going
    to follow him forever.
[20:00] Mashiro
    Hey there, President.
    That was a pretty long nap.
[20:04] Kono
    Mashiro-san!
[20:05] Kono
    Where were you?! I only agreed
    because you said you'd back me up!
[20:10] Kono
    What's going on?
[20:17] Mashiro
    I guess Sugihara-kun's pretty strong.
[20:20] Mashiro
    Before he joined that family,
    he was the leader of some thieves,
[20:23] Mashiro
    and he never lost a fight.
[20:26] Mashiro
    Meaning he's skilled enough
    to work under Kirishima-kun.
[20:30] Mashiro
    Seriously, I got some great
    intel today thanks to you.
[20:38] Kono
    W-Wait... You were just using me?
[20:41] Mashiro
    Sure was. Do you have a problem with that?
[20:44] Kono
    Wha—
[20:45] Mashiro
    Oh, but if the boss finds out
    I'm doing this, I'll get in trouble,
[20:49] Mashiro
    so this will be goodbye for us.
[20:52] Mashiro
    Hmm, I wonder... If I push you from here,
[20:54] Mashiro
    do you think it'll be high
     enough to give you amnesia?
[20:57] Mashiro
    Actually, you might just croak.
[20:59] Kono
    Wh-What are you...
[21:03] Mashiro
    Wanna try it out?
[21:11] Kirishima
    Hey, Sugihara.
[21:14] Kirishima
    Tea.
[21:18] Sugihara
    Yes, sir!
[21:24] Sugihara
    Here you go.
[21:32] Sugihara
    Kirishima-san, am I good at making tea?
[21:40] Kirishima
    It'd taste the same no matter who made it.
[21:43] Sugihara
    Kirishima-san doesn't remember...
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