# E7 - The Ultimate Target
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**[00:03] Masaya**
Man, this sucks. All of you
are weak pieces of shit.
**[00:16] Masaya**
Talk about boring.
**[00:20] Masaya**
*This isn't nearly enough.*
**[00:26] (Flashback) Masaya**
I'm gonna go kill Kirishima Toru!
**[00:29] (Flashback) Kakihara**
There you go again with Kirishima Toru.
**[00:32] (Flashback) Kakihara**
You sure are obsessed with the guy.
**[00:34] (Flashback) Kakihara**
But honestly, I wouldn't bother.
**[00:37] (Flashback) Kakihara**
I'm pretty sure Kirishima doesn't
have time for you right now.
**[00:41] (Flashback) Masaya**
What's that supposed to mean?!
**[00:42] (Flashback) Shinjo**
Hey, Masaya!
**[00:45] (Flashback) Kakihara**
Kirishima's currently busy
taking care of a cute little girl,
**[00:49] (Flashback) Kakihara**
so he's on break from being a demon.
**[00:51] (Flashback) Masaya**
Huh? Taking care of... a little girl?
**[01:02] (Flashback) Masaya**
There's no way that's true!
**[01:05] (Flashback) Kakihara**
Kirishima changed while
you were in the slammer.
**[01:09] (Flashback) Kakihara**
Which is why you should learn
from him and calm down...
**[01:13] (Flashback) Masaya**
Shut up!
**[01:14] (Flashback) Shinjo**
What?
**[01:15] (Flashback) Kakihara**
Oh, dear...
**[01:23] Masaya**
*Kirishima's changed?*
**[01:26] Masaya**
**The *Kirishima? For real?*
**[01:30] Masaya**
* I'll be the one to decide that*
* when I see it with my own eyes.*
**[01:35] Masaya**
* Because my only reason for*
* living was to crush that guy.*
**[01:39] Masaya**
* Man, I just can't wait to*
* kill you, Kirishima Toru!*
***SIGN*** The Yakuza's Guide to Babysitting
***SIGN*** Episode 7: The Ultimate Target
**[03:16] Masaya**
Damn it! Taking care of a little girl?!
**[03:20] Masaya**
Don't give me that shit!
**[03:21] Masaya**
* The boss doesn't know what*
* kind of guy Kirishima is.*
**[03:26] Masaya**
*Thirteen years ago...*
**[03:34] Masaya**
*I picked a fight with Kirishima,*
**[03:36] Masaya**
* who I'd heard would murder*
* anyone who got involved with him.*
**[03:40] Masaya**
* And then, after one hit,*
* I understood everything.*
**[03:43] (Flashback) Rei**
T-Toru-chan, wait! That's too much!
**[03:46] (Flashback) Kirishima**
Huh? Who gives a shit?
**[03:49] (Flashback) Kirishima**
No one would care if this weakling died.
**[03:51] Masaya**
* I picked a lot of random fights with dudes to*
* test my strength, but he was on another level.*
**[04:01] Masaya**
*Kirishima was the ultimate target to me.*
**[04:09] Masaya**
* Ever since then, all I've thought*
* about is crushing him.*
**[04:14] Masaya**
*The Alpha and the Omega, Kirishima Toru.*
**[04:18] (Flashback) Kakihara**
...taking care of a cute little girl...
**[04:21] Sfx**
Snap
**[04:22] Masaya**
God *damn* it!
**[04:25] Masaya**
I won't be satisfied
until I see it for myself!
**[04:27] Masaya**
Show yourself, Kirishima Toru!
**[04:30] Kirishima**
Dude, shut the hell up.
**[04:33] Kirishima**
Who's screaming my name in
the middle of the damn street?
**[04:37] Masaya**
Kirishi...ma?
**[04:47] Masaya**
You're shittin' me... right?
**[04:51] Kirishima**
*Who the hell's this weirdo?*
***SIGN*** Path
**[04:56] Shinjo**
Boss, are you sure we didn't
need to stop Masaya?
**[05:00] Kakihara**
Hm... Yeah.
**[05:02] Kakihara**
I really don't want to start
anything with Sakuragi.
**[05:07] Kakihara**
Guess we should go fetch him soon.
**[05:10] Kakihara**
But before that, let's have some coffee.
**[05:14] Shinjo**
*He exists in his own time zone.*
**[05:15] Kakihara**
But man, Sakuragi sure is lucky
to have such a cute daughter.
**[05:21] Shinjo**
Sure...
**[05:23] Kakihara**
At our last meeting, I asked him if I could
borrow his daughter just for a day, and...
**[05:30] (Flashback) Sakuragi**
What?
**[05:32] (Flashback) Sakuragi**
Think before you speak. Or do you want
your whole family to be crushed?
**[05:36] Kakihara**
I almost destroyed our
alliance by accident.
**[05:40] Kakihara**
Man, he sure is a doting parent.
**[05:42] Shinjo**
Seriously, that isn't funny.
**[05:44] Shinjo**
Please don't randomly self-destruct
when I'm not around.
**[05:48] Sign**
The man who has to deal with all
the Kakihara Family problems
**[05:53] Yaeka**
Kirishima, is he your friend?
**[05:57] Kirishima**
I'm not sure. I don't actually know who he is.
**[06:00] Yaeka**
He was shouting your name, though.
**[06:03] Kirishima**
Ah... Well, I know a lot of guys in suits.
I can't remember all of them.
**[06:07] Yaeka**
I guess you do mix up Rabi-kun
and Mi-chan all the time.
**[06:10] Kirishima**
They're really hard to tell apart.
**[06:12] Masaya**
Hey, Kirishima! You can't be serious!
**[06:14] Masaya**
The hell are you doing?!
**[06:17] Kirishima**
Huh? What am I doing?
**[06:19] Kirishima**
Buying colored pencils with the
little lady at the stationery shop.
**[06:22] Masaya**
That's not what I'm talkin' about!
**[06:24] Masaya**
The hell are you
babysittin' little kids for?!
**[06:26] Masaya**
The guy I know wouldn't do that crap!
**[06:30] Kirishima**
Is that so? Well, sorry, but
I don't remember who you—
**[06:33] Masaya**
Shut up! It doesn't matter
because I remember *you*!
**[06:37] Kirishima**
*Uh, how does that even work?*
**[06:39] Kirishima**
God, this is a pain.
I'm terribly sorry, little lady.
**[06:43] Kirishima**
Could you go wait in the
stationery shop for a bit—
**[06:46] Rei**
Oh, Yaeka-chan!
**[06:48] Rei**
Hi there! Are you on your
way home from school?
**[06:50] Yaeka**
Rei-chan.
**[06:51] Rei**
Aw, Toru-chan's being a good boy,
actually coming to pick you up.
**[06:55] Kirishima**
Actually, you'll do. Watch the
little lady for a bit, all right?
**[06:59] Rei**
Huh?
**[07:00] Kirishima**
I'm gonna shoo this guy off.
**[07:05] Rei**
Huh? Masaya?!
**[07:06] Rei**
Omigosh, it's been so long!
**[07:09] Masaya**
Get the hell off me!
**[07:10] Yaeka**
Is he Rei-chan's friend?
**[07:12] Kirishima**
I guess so.
**[07:14] Rei**
What do you mean, Toru-chan?
It's Masaya, remember? Masaya!
**[07:17] Rei**
I mentioned him the other day!
**[07:19] Rei**
The battle nut who'd always
pick fights with you!
**[07:23] Masaya**
How are you so strong—
**[07:24] Rei**
See? Look at this scar?
**[07:27] Kirishima**
Middle school? Scar on his face?
**[07:42] (Flashback) Masaya**
I'll kill you... I'll kill you, you hear me?!
**[07:45] (Flashback) Masaya**
I don't care where you go,
I'll be there to kill you!
**[07:49] (Flashback) Masaya**
Just you wait, Kirishima!
**[07:55] Kirishima**
Oh, right.
**[07:56] Kirishima**
I guess there was some dude like that.
**[08:01] Rei**
You *really* don't remember people, do you?
**[08:04] Rei**
But isn't it cool that you happened
to bump into each other
**[08:07] Rei**
thirteen years later?
**[08:08] Yaeka**
Thirteen years...
**[08:10] Kirishima**
Definitely nothing to be happy about.
**[08:12] Rei**
Oh, Toru-chan! You're so shy!
**[08:15] Rei**
We were the squad.
**[08:17] Kirishima**
Wait. I broke open this dude's skull, right?
**[08:21] Masaya**
Piss off!
**[08:22] Masaya**
I was never friends with you two!
**[08:25] Rei**
What are you talking about?
**[08:27] Rei**
We were the school outcasts,
so we became friends!
**[08:33] Sign**
Battle Nut
**[08:33] Sign**
Would murder you
if you talked to him
**[08:33] Sign**
Effeminate
**[08:34] Sign**
The Squad
**[08:36] Masaya**
We were just some weirdos that got together!
**[08:38] Rei**
Yeah, but Masaya, I didn't think
you'd end up a yakuza, too.
**[08:42] Masaya**
That's none of your business!
More importantly...
**[08:45] Masaya**
What's really messed up is this dude hiding
his true nature to babysit some kid!
**[08:53] Masaya**
I've been searching this whole time...
**[08:56] Masaya**
for the guy they've been
calling a demon for so long.
**[09:00] (Flashback) Kakihara**
Hey, kid. This Kirishima
you're looking for...
**[09:05] (Flashback) Kakihara**
He's the new kid that joined
Sakuragi's family recently, isn't he?
**[09:08] (Flashback) Kakihara**
They call him...
**[09:09] (Flashback) Kakihara**
Kirishima the Yakuza Crusher.
**[09:12] (Flashback) Kakihara**
He's pretty famous for crushing
yakuza families left and right.
**[09:16] (Flashback) Kakihara**
We haven't had the pleasure
of running into him yet...
**[09:19] (Flashback) Kakihara**
But if you become a yakuza, too,
you might just bump into him.
**[09:26] Masaya**
I joined 'cause I thought I'd get to
meet a crazier version of you
**[09:29] Masaya**
than the one I knew from middle school!
**[09:32] Masaya**
And yet, you—
**[09:33] Kirishima**
Hey.
**[09:35] Kirishima**
Shut your mouth.
**[09:38] Kirishima**
I don't give a rat's ass
how you live your life,
**[09:41] Kirishima**
but if you're gonna be a thorn in my side,
**[09:44] Kirishima**
how about I end you right here and now?
**[09:50] Yaeka**
Kirishima?
**[09:52] Kirishima**
Little lady.
**[09:55] Kirishima**
I'm sorry, little lady!
**[09:56] Kirishima**
I was just a little hangry.
**[09:59] Yaeka**
Really?
**[10:01] Masaya**
What the hell are you talking about?!
**[10:03] Kakihara**
Hey, Masaya!
**[10:06] Kakihara**
Masaya, we're gonna go get some grub.
**[10:09] Masaya**
Boss?!
**[10:15] Masaya**
Why are you here?! I finally found
Kirishima, and now I'm gonna—
**[10:21] Shinjo**
The boss said we're eating, so we're eating.
**[10:23] Masaya**
Let go of me!
**[10:25] Shinjo**
Yeah, yeah, we're done for today.
See ya later, Kirishima.
**[10:26] Masaya**
Let go of me, damn it!
**[10:33] Kakihara**
Sorry if our Masaya interrupted anything.
**[10:35] Kirishima**
Right...
**[10:37] Masaya**
God damn it!
**[10:39] Rei**
That was over as quickly as it started.
**[10:41] Rei**
Honestly, Masaya hasn't changed at all.
**[10:45] Rei**
I'm on edge just watching him.
**[10:53] Yaeka**
Kirishima?
**[10:54] Yaeka**
You're hungry, right? Let's go home.
**[10:58] Kirishima**
Sure.
**[11:01] Mashiro**
Hello, President?
**[11:03] Mashiro**
As I said, Kirishima-kun
won't be heading that way.
**[11:07] Mashiro**
Yes.
**[11:09] Mashiro**
Don't worry. It'll all work out.
**[11:12] Mashiro**
You've got *me*, after all.
**[11:17] Sugihara**
Okay, time for another fun day at work.
**[11:22] Sign**
Gonna Take Kirishima Down
***SIGN*** The Yakuza's Guide to Babysitting
**[11:28] Sugihara**
Kirishima-san.
**[11:30] Sugihara**
I just got to Kono's office.
**[11:32] Kirishima**
*I see.*
**[11:34] Kirishima**
*Just do it like we discussed yesterday.*
**[11:36] Sugihara**
Right.
**[11:36] Yaeka**
*Kirishima, don't move.*
**[11:39] Yaeka**
If you move, I can't draw you right.
**[11:41] Kirishima**
My apologies. I'm just not used
to being an art model.
**[11:46] Sugihara**
*No fair. Sounds like you're having fun.*
**[11:49] Kirishima**
You're the one who gets to play
with President Kono, though.
**[11:52] Sugihara**
*What?*
**[11:54] Kirishima**
*Just let me know how it goes.*
**[11:56] Sugihara**
You got it.
**[12:00] Kono**
I couldn't ask for anything better
than Sakuragi-san being on our side.
**[12:06] Sugihara**
We're also ecstatic to finally have
a connection with you, President Kono.
**[12:12] Kono**
By the way, there's something
I'd like to discuss with you.
**[12:15] Sugihara**
Yes?
**[12:16] Kono**
Is there any way we can make
some changes to this agreement?
**[12:21] Sugihara**
Changes, you say?
**[12:23] Kono**
The other day, I talked to Kirishima-san...
**[12:28] Kono**
But I've heard some
terrifying rumors about him.
**[12:31] Kono**
I wasn't thinking straight, and I ended up
writing a higher price than I had planned.
**[12:36] Sugihara**
Ah, in the heat of the moment, huh?
**[12:39] Sugihara**
Kirishima-san's face is pretty scary,
**[12:41] Sugihara**
so I don't blame you for
thinking he was threatening you.
**[12:44] Kono**
Oh, it's not like that.
**[12:47] Kono**
I just let myself get spooked
even though I barely know him.
**[12:51] Sign**
Agreement
**[12:51] Kono**
This is very important to me,
so I wanted to think it over.
**[12:55] Sign**
Agreement
**[12:55] Kono**
I will be in your care
from now on, after all.
**[12:58] Sugihara**
Yes, of course. I'll wait as
long as you need me to.
**[13:03] Kono**
Thank you very much.
**[13:06] Sugihara**
*I knew it. He's just some lackey.*
**[13:09] Kono**
Here's the new agreement
I'd like to propose.
**[13:15] Sugihara**
I see...
**[13:19] Sugihara**
Looks okay to me.
**[13:20] Kono**
* Looks like this will go*
* smoothly, just like he said.*
**[13:25] Kono**
Really? Thank you very much.
**[13:31] Kono**
I'm glad you're so understanding,
Sugihara-san.
**[13:35] Sugihara**
Oh, I'm honored.
**[13:38] Sugihara**
I feel so at ease since
this is a fake agreement.
**[13:41] Kono**
Huh?
**[13:42] Sugihara**
Huh?
**[13:44] Kono**
What did you just say?
**[13:45] Sugihara**
Oh, right. I said I feel so at ease
because this is a fake agreement.
**[13:50] Kono**
F-Fake? What are you...
**[13:53] Kono**
What are you implying, Sugihara-san?
**[13:58] Sugihara**
Scams involving civilians,
forcefully buying up land...
**[14:02] Sugihara**
Your next target was real estate, wasn't it?
**[14:06] Sugihara**
Mister President, you sure have been
involved in some dirty business on our turf.
**[14:11] Sugihara**
There's no way we'd ever side with
someone who's wrecking our territory.
**[14:14] Kono**
Don't give me that shit!
**[14:16] Kono**
I told you! I made a deal with Kirishima!
**[14:20] Sugihara**
You still don't get it, President Kono?
**[14:22] Sugihara**
That agreement itself was fake.
**[14:30] Sugihara**
Man... It sure took some time
to gather enough evidence,
**[14:33] Sugihara**
since your evil deeds
were always so intricate.
**[14:37] Kono**
Piss off! Don't think you're
gonna get away with this!
**[14:41] Kono**
Stop acting like you're Kirishima—
**[14:47] Sugihara**
Shut the hell up. You don't
have the right to decline.
**[14:52] Sugihara**
I came here today to squash
your little operation.
**[14:54] Sugihara**
You should be grateful that you get to
deal with me and not Kirishima-san.
**[14:58] Sugihara**
Unlike Kirishima-san, I'm nice,
**[15:01] Sugihara**
so if you apologize now, I'll forgive you.
**[15:03] Kono**
You little shit! Who do you think you are?!
**[15:06] Kono**
You're nothing but Kirishima's shadow!
**[15:10] Sugihara**
I see. Well, don't say I didn't try
to resolve this peacefully.
**[15:21] Sugihara**
Don't worry. This won't be as bad
as what Kirishima-san would do.
**[15:26] Kono**
Please, don't—
**[15:31] Sugihara**
Man, that pissed me off.
**[15:34] Sugihara**
Don't compare me to
Kirishima-san the Demon.
**[15:38] (Flashback) Kono**
You're nothing but Kirishima's shadow!
**[15:47] Thief A**
*What? This teacup costs 150,000 yen?*
**[15:50] Sign**
5 Years Ago
**[15:52] (Flashback) Thief A**
Kei-chan, where'd you get this?
**[15:54] (Flashback) Sugihara**
From an antique shop this
old lady runs on her own.
**[15:57] (Flashback) Sugihara**
She's got no security cameras,
so it's a free-for-all.
**[16:00] (Flashback) Thief A**
Way to go, Kei-chan!
You're a top-tier shoplifter!
**[16:04] (Flashback) Sugihara**
Aw, c'mon. No need to flatter me.
**[16:06] (Flashback) Sugihara and Thief A**
Yeah.
**[16:08] Sign**
Sekiguchi Antiques
**[16:12] Sugihara**
*Aw, Granny's awake today.*
**[16:12] (Flashback) Old woman**
Welcome.
**[16:15] (Flashback) Old woman**
Feel free to look around.
**[16:16] Sugihara**
* Well, whatever. I'll just take some*
* stuff that's not in her line of sight.*
**[16:31] (Flashback) Kirishima**
Heya, kid.
**[16:34] (Flashback) Kirishima**
You into antiques?
**[16:35] (Flashback) Sugihara**
Huh?
**[16:36] (Flashback) Kirishima**
It's pretty rare for a kid like you
to come into a shop like this.
**[16:40] (Flashback) Sugihara**
Oh, uh... Y-Yeah, I guess you're right.
**[16:44] (Flashback) Sugihara**
I kinda picked up the interest from my dad...
**[16:47] (Flashback) Kirishima**
Huh... I see. So you come here often, then?
**[16:51] (Flashback) Sugihara**
Er... Yes.
**[16:53] Sugihara**
* What's this dude's problem?*
* He's all up in my face.*
**[16:57] Sugihara**
* Maybe I'll give up for now*
* and come back another day...*
**[17:00] (Flashback) Kirishima**
So, I heard this shop has a problem with...
**[17:04] (Flashback) Kirishima**
shoplifting.
**[17:05] (Flashback) Sugihara**
Huh?
**[17:06] (Flashback) Kono**
I'm here 'cause the boss asked me
to pick somethin' up for him.
**[17:10] Sugihara**
*"Boss"? Is he with the yakuza?*
**[17:14] (Flashback) Kirishima**
But *apparently*, it's gone now, even though
the owner doesn't remember selling it.
**[17:18] (Flashback) Kirishima**
You know anything about that?
**[17:19] (Flashback) Kirishima**
It's a teacup worth 150,000 yen.
**[17:21] Sugihara**
*Seriously?*
**[17:23] (Flashback) Sugihara**
N-No idea... sir. It probably got sold.
**[17:27] (Flashback) Sugihara**
The lotus design on it was super pretty.
**[17:31] (Flashback) Kirishima**
Oh, really? How'd you know
there was a lotus design on it?
**[17:37] Sugihara**
*Shit, I messed up.*
**[17:49] Sugihara**
*It was just a game for me, at first.*
**[17:55] (Flashback) Sugihara's mother**
Why can't you even manage that?
**[17:57] (Flashback) Man**
Enough already!
**[17:57] Sugihara**
* No matter what I did,*
* the adults never acknowledged me.*
**[18:04] Sign**
Drug Store
**[18:07] Sugihara**
* The only thing anyone complimented*
* me on was my shoplifting skill.*
**[18:17] Sugihara**
* My "game" ended up my whole way*
* of life, and my parents disowned me.*
**[18:32] (Flashback) Sugihara**
This is hell...
**[18:34] (Flashback) Kirishima**
I'll let you pour some tea into
that teacup before I finish you off.
**[18:49] (Flashback) Sugihara**
I wish I could've been complimented
on something normal, even once.
**[19:05] (Flashback) Kirishima**
Y'know, you're pretty good at making tea.
**[19:08] (Flashback) Sugihara**
Huh?
**[19:12] (Flashback) Kirishima**
Might just be the pricey teacup and
the splash of despair that's mixed in.
**[19:16] (Flashback) Kirishima**
Nah, I mean it. It's good.
**[19:19] Sugihara**
*H-He complimented me!*
**[19:24] (Flashback) Sugihara**
I'm fine with just making tea!
**[19:26] (Flashback) Sugihara**
Please! Let me work for you!
**[19:28] (Flashback) Kirishima**
Huh? I don't need anyone working for me.
**[19:32] Sugihara**
*Something so insignificant to society*
**[19:35] Sugihara**
*managed to be what changed my whole world.*
**[19:41] Sugihara**
* I'm just Kirishima-san's shadow?*
* Say whatever you want.*
**[19:46] Sugihara**
* I decided that I was going*
* to follow him forever.*
**[20:00] Mashiro**
Hey there, President.
That was a pretty long nap.
**[20:04] Kono**
Mashiro-san!
**[20:05] Kono**
Where were you?! I only agreed
because you said you'd back me up!
**[20:10] Kono**
What's going on?
**[20:17] Mashiro**
I guess Sugihara-kun's pretty strong.
**[20:20] Mashiro**
Before he joined that family,
he was the leader of some thieves,
**[20:23] Mashiro**
and he never lost a fight.
**[20:26] Mashiro**
Meaning he's skilled enough
to work under Kirishima-kun.
**[20:30] Mashiro**
Seriously, I got some great
intel today thanks to you.
**[20:38] Kono**
W-Wait... You were just using me?
**[20:41] Mashiro**
Sure was. Do you have a problem with that?
**[20:44] Kono**
Wha—
**[20:45] Mashiro**
Oh, but if the boss finds out
I'm doing this, I'll get in trouble,
**[20:49] Mashiro**
so this will be goodbye for us.
**[20:52] Mashiro**
Hmm, I wonder... If I push you from here,
**[20:54] Mashiro**
do you think it'll be high
enough to give you amnesia?
**[20:57] Mashiro**
Actually, you might just croak.
**[20:59] Kono**
Wh-What are you...
**[21:03] Mashiro**
Wanna try it out?
**[21:11] Kirishima**
Hey, Sugihara.
**[21:14] Kirishima**
Tea.
**[21:18] Sugihara**
Yes, sir!
**[21:24] Sugihara**
Here you go.
**[21:32] Sugihara**
Kirishima-san, am I good at making tea?
**[21:40] Kirishima**
It'd taste the same no matter who made it.
**[21:43] Sugihara**
*Kirishima-san doesn't remember...*
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