E9 - Things Got Crazy at a Slumber Party...

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[00:07] Catarina
    Anne, listen to this!
    I'm advancing to the next grade!
[00:11] Catarina
    I made it to the second year!
[00:13] Anne
    That is cause to celebrate.
[00:15] Catarina
    Yeah!
[00:16] Catarina
    Now Mother won't disown me!
[00:19] Catarina
    Thank goodness!
[00:23] Catarina
    I need to be careful, though.
[00:25] Catarina
    In the game, Catarina is judged
    for her evil deeds just before Nicol
[00:29] Catarina
    and the other second-years
    have their graduation party,
[00:32] Catarina
    and she meets her doom in the end...
[00:35] Catarina
    Oh, sorry! I was talking to myself.
[00:38] Anne
    It's all right. I'm used to it.
[00:42] Catarina
    I'm going to tell everyone else the news!
[00:44] Anne
    Goodbye, then.
[00:48] Catarina
    Oh! I forgot to mention something!
[00:51] Catarina
    I made it to my second year
    because I had you!
[00:54] Catarina
    Thank you!
[00:56] Anne
    I... haven't done anything...
[01:00] Catarina
    You've stayed by my side! That's what counts!
SIGN    My Next Life as a Villainess:
    All Routes Lead to Doom!
SIGN    Episode 9
    Things Got Crazy at a Slumber Party...
[02:52] Keith
    Congratulations, Sister.
[02:53] Mary
    We must do something to celebrate!
[02:57] Anne
    Lady Catarina is terribly problematic,
[03:00] Anne
    but she's very popular
    within certain circles.
[03:03] Anne
    With Prince Geordo Stuart, for instance,
[03:06] Anne
    Lady Catarina is completely
    oblivious to his feelings.
[03:11] Anne
    She even suggested breaking
    off their engagement once.
[03:16] (Flashback) Catarina
    My wound has healed, so you don't have to take responsibility anymore.
[03:20] (Flashback) Catarina
    You can break off the engagement.
[03:25] (Flashback) Geordo
    The wound hasn't healed.
[03:27] (Flashback) Geordo
    I will never break off our engagement.
[03:29] (Flashback) Catarina
    What? But it should be healed...
[03:32] (Flashback) Catarina
    I've checked in the mirror so many times.
[03:36] (Flashback) Anne
    Right, Anne?
[03:39] (Flashback) Geordo
    You were mistaken.
[03:43] (Flashback) Geordo
    The scar is most definitely still there.
[03:45] (Flashback) Geordo
    Well, don't you agree with me?
[03:53] Anne
    Frankly, that scared me so much,
    I think it shaved a few years off my life.
[03:59] Catarina
    You know, I'm hopeless with written exams,
[04:01] Anne
    Master Keith secretly has
    feelings for Lady Catarina.
[04:03] Catarina
    but practical exams...
[04:20] Anne
    But because Lady Catarina is so dense,
[04:22] Anne
    she has no idea how he feels.
[04:26] (Flashback) Maid1
    Oh, he's just too hot!
[04:28] (Flashback) Maid2
    I can't bring myself to approach him!
[04:33] (Flashback) Catarina
    I've been hearing
    that you're unbelievably hot.
[04:36] (Flashback) Catarina
    You might end up
    with a girlfriend in no time.
[04:42] (Flashback) Keith
    It doesn't matter if people call me hot.
[04:44] (Flashback) Keith
    If the person I want to see it doesn't,
[04:46] (Flashback) Keith
    then what's the point?
[04:49] Anne
    I truly had to pity him.
[04:52] Keith
    My sister is not fit
    to be a prince's consort!
SIGN    Opposed!!
SIGN    Catarina is not fit
    to be a prince's consort!!
[04:52] Anne
    And now,
[04:53] Anne
    he's doing everything in his power to break up
    Lady Catarina and Prince Geordo's engagement.
[04:56] Mom
    Catarina is not fit to be a prince's consort!
[04:58] Keith
    Not fit!
[05:00] Anne
    And Prince Alan Stuart's feelings
    toward Lady Catarina are also...
[05:05] (Flashback) Alan
    Why do I have to play
    for a bunch of poorly-raised potatoes?
[05:11] (Flashback) Catarina
    I heard music is good for vegetables, too!
[05:14] (Flashback) Catarina
    Please!
[05:17] (Flashback) Alan
    Oh, fine...
[05:21] (Flashback) Catarina
    Thank you, Prince Alan!
[05:25] Anne
    But sadly, Prince Alan still seems
    to be unaware of his own feelings.
[05:31] Anne
    Lady Mary Hunt also loves Lady Catarina.
[05:35] Anne
    In fact, she's concocted quite a terrifying plan.
[05:39] (Flashback) Mary
    I'm not fit for a position so
    important as a prince's consort.
[05:44] (Flashback) Catarina
    If you're unfit, then it's
    even more impossible for me.
[05:47] (Flashback) Catarina
    I have no idea what I'm meant to do.
[05:49] (Flashback) Mary
    Then let's both cancel our engagements
[05:53] (Flashback) Mary
    and flee to somewhere far away!
[05:56] (Flashback) catarina
    It would be nice to live near the sea!
[05:58] (Flashback) Mary
    Yes!
[05:59] (Flashback) Mary
    This island has boats departing
    for the city three times a day.
[06:03] (Flashback) Mary
    We wouldn't have any difficulty getting by!
[06:05] (Flashback) Catarina
    You're such a nice girl, Mary.
[06:08] Anne
    But because Lady Catarina is so dense,
[06:10] Anne
    she has no idea that Lady Mary
    is actually serious.
[06:15] Anne
    Master Nicol Ascart seems to have
    feelings for Lady Catarina, as well.
[06:21] Anne
    He very rarely speaks first to anyone
    or changes his expression,
[06:26] Anne
    but in front of Lady Catarina,
    even Master Nicol...
[06:30] Anne
    shows a smile that looks truly happy.
[06:35] Anne
    And Miss Sophia Ascart
    also loves Lady Catarina.
[06:40] Anne
    Miss Sophia noticed how Master Nicol,
    her brother, felt before anyone else,
[06:45] Anne
    and she's been trying her hardest
    to get Lady Catarina to realize it...
[06:49] (Flashback) Sophia
    My brother is just so kind!
[06:52] (Flashback) Sophia
    My brother is just so brave!
[06:54] (Flashback) Sophia
    My brother is just so adorable!
[06:58] (Flashback) Catarina
    Adorable?
[06:59] (Flashback) Sophia
    Yes!
[07:00] (Flashback) Catarina
    You're really attached
    to your brother, aren't you?
[07:04] Anne
    But unfortunately, the message
    isn't coming through at all.
[07:08] Anne
    And Miss Maria Campbell
    also loves Lady Catarina.
[07:14] (Flashback) Maria
    Lady Catarina, please eat these.
[07:18] (Flashback) Catarina
    Thank you!
[07:28] Anne
    Which is why I say that,
[07:30] ---
    within certain circles,
    Lady Catarina is very popular.
[07:34] Anne
    What is it about Lady Catarina
    that draws people to her so?
[07:43] Anne
    In truth, I know the answer to that.
[07:48] Catarina
    Then we'll see you again this evening.
[07:51] Maria
    Yes, I look forward to it.
[07:53] Keith
    Is something happening this evening?
[07:55] Maria
    We're all having pajama party.
[07:57] Alan
    All of you? A pajama party?
[07:59] Alan
    What exactly do you do at a pajama party?
[08:02] Mary
    We all get together in our pajamas,
[08:04] Mary
    and spend time chatting
    and eating delicious snacks together.
[08:08] Geordo
    That sounds delightful.
[08:11] Catarina
    Oh, I know!
[08:12] Catarina
    Why don't you boys have a boys-only party?
[08:16] Keith
    What are you talking about, Sister?
[08:18] Keith
    That's never going to happen.
[08:20] Catarina
    Aw, Keith, why not?
[08:22] Catarina
    A boys-only party would be lovely!
[08:24] Catarina
    You can spend the whole
    night talking about boy stuff!
[08:27] Keith
    No, that wouldn't be the least bit lovely.
[08:31] Keith
    I don't even know what
    we'd talk about all night.
[08:34] Keith
    Would you not agree, Master Nicol?
[08:38] Nicol
    The whole night... talking about boy stuff?
[08:41] Keith
    Wait, are you serious, Master Nicol?
[08:43] Alan
    I think it sounds fun.
[08:44] Keith
    What?!
[08:45] Keith
    You, too, Prince Alan?!
[08:47] Nicol
    We still have time.
[08:48] Keith
    Wait, you two...
[08:50] Sophia
    Just the boys... talking all night?
[09:02] Anne
    Lady Catarina! What is all this?
[09:05] Catarina
    They're my pajamas for the party tonight.
[09:08] Catarina
    I can't decide which ones to wear.
[09:12] Catarina
    I'm thinking of wearing these.
    What do you think?
[09:18] Anne
    You look lovely, but aren't
    there any other options?
[09:22] Catarina
    Really?
[09:24] Catarina
    Then...
[09:29] Catarina
    How about these? They light up in the dark!
[09:38] Anne
    I think, perhaps, something
    a bit more subdued...
[09:41] Catarina
    Aw!
[09:45] Catarina
    It's not a girls-only party
    without love talk!
[09:49] Catarina
    Does anyone here have a sweetheart?
[09:55] Catarina
    Yeah, I guess none of us do...
[09:58] Catarina
    All right!
[09:59] Catarina
    There's still no relationship progress between
    Maria and the conquerable characters!
[10:03] Catarina
    Which means there can't be any
    doom flags triggered yet!
[10:09] Sophia
    That reminded me that there's
    something I wanted to ask all of you.
[10:13] Sophia
    If you were seeing someone,
    what would you want to do with them?
[10:16] Catarina
    Huh?
[10:18] Catarina
    I'm not sure...
[10:19] Mary
    Lady Catarina, please give us your answer!
[10:23] Catarina
    Um, let me think...
[10:26] Catarina
    I guess I'd want to make them a meal
    from the vegetables I raised.
[10:35] Catarina
    Okay, next! What about you, Maria?
[10:38] Maria
    Um... I...
[10:41] Maria
    I'd want to make sweets for them.
[10:45] Maria
    I'm learning how to cook, too,
[10:47] Maria
    so when I get good at it,
    I'd want to cook for them.
[10:50] Catarina
    Your cooking would be amazing, Maria!
[10:53] Catarina
    I want to taste-test it!
[10:55] Maria
    Yes, of course!
[10:56] Sophia
    What about you, Lady Mary?
[10:58] Mary
    I'd want to eat meals
    with them, bathe with them...
[11:03] Catarina
    B-Bathe?
[11:05] Mary
    And we could comb each other's hair...
[11:07] Mary
    Oh, and we could style each other's hair...
[11:10] Mary
    And we could trade dresses!
[11:13] Catarina
    Huh?
[11:13] ---
    You wouldn't trade dresses
    with a boy, would you?
[11:17] Mary
    What? Does the partner have to be a boy?
[11:20] Catarina
    Well, I just assumed it would be...
[11:23] Mary
    Huh?
[11:24] ---
    In that case, I can't think of anything.
[11:27] Mary
    I'm happier when
    I'm with you, Lady Catarina.
[11:31] Mary
    All right, Miss Sophia, you're last.
[11:34] Sophia
    My wishes are all ordinary things.
[11:37] Sophia
    Like visiting bookstores together...
[11:40] Catarina
    Uh-huh!
[11:41] Sophia
    And fighting together
    for the good of our country,
[11:45] Sophia
    freeing their heart from
    the darkness lurking within it,
[11:49] Sophia
    undoing the curse placed
    on them by an evil witch,
[11:52] Sophia
    searching for the legendary ring so
    we can explore the world of the gods,
[11:53] Maria
    These are ordinary?
[11:56] Sophia
    singing for the people
    who are fighting for a revolution...
[11:56] Mary
    Um, Lady Catarina, is this...
[12:00] Sophia
    Even though they were abducted as a child
[12:00] Catarina
    Yeah... This all happened
    in a romance novel.
[12:02] Sophia
    and taken in by a
    family of traveling performers...
[12:04] Catarana
    I borrowed it from her
    and read it a while ago.
[12:08] Mary
    By the way, Anne, has there been
    any talk of marriage for you?
[12:12] Sophia
    Perhaps it's already been
    decided who your partner will be?
[12:15] Maria
    Really? What are they like?
[12:17] Maria
    Please tell us!
[12:20] Anne
    There is no such person.
[12:22] Anne
    I have no desire to get married, anyway.
[12:27] Sophia
    What?
[12:28] Maria
    You don't?
[12:29] Mary
    Why not?
[12:32] Anne
    Well...
[12:39] Catarina
    I know!
[12:41] Catarina
    I have a question for all of you, too!
[12:43] Catarina
    If you could be reborn,
    what would you want to be?
[12:46] Sophia
    Reborn?!
[12:48] Sophia
    That happens in lots of romance novels, too!
[12:51] Sophia
    I'd want to be a princess
    in a forbidden relationship with a knight!
[12:55] Sophia
    Maybe a female knight who dresses as a man,
[12:55] Mary
    I'd have to say a man of higher
    status than Prince Geordo.
[12:58] Sophia
    or a nun who's fled from her convent,
[12:59] Maria
    Let's see... I think...
[13:01] Sophia
    or a fairy who falls in love with a human,
[13:03] Sophia
    or a legendary holy sword...
[13:04] Catarina
    Anne, it's late. Go get some rest.
[13:07] Anne
    Very well. I will take my leave, then.
[13:10] Anne
    Goodnight.
[13:12] All
    Goodnight!
[13:20] Anne
    I was born to Baron Shelley
    and one of his maids.
[13:26] Anne
    I did exactly as my mother wished,
[13:28] Anne
    behaving meekly and submissively
    so that the baron would like me.
[13:33] Anne
    I was convinced
    that I was happy with that life.
[13:37] Anne
    However...
[13:40] Anne
    When I was fifteen years old,
[13:43] Anne
    my mother died in a fire.
[13:52] (Flashback) Shelley
    With that scar,
[13:53] (Flashback) Shelley
    you're of no use to me
    as a political marriage pawn.
[13:56] (Flashback) Shelley
    I have no further need of you.
    Leave this house.
[14:02] Anne
    The baron never had any
    interest in me at all.
[14:07] Anne
    I was only a tool...
[14:09] Anne
    someone he didn't need anymore.
[14:15] Anne
    Then I took a job as a maid in the home
    of Duke Claes, a distant relative.
[14:21] Anne
    Lady Catarina was a pampered child,
[14:23] Anne
    making her very selfish and arrogant.
[14:26] Anne
    I only tried to be
    a useful tool for my master,
[14:29] Anne
    as I had been to the baron.
[14:32] Anne
    I remained meek and submissive,
    with no will of my own.
[14:37] Anne
    But after the events of one day,
    Lady Catarina changed.
[14:43] Anne
    She was far from the typical well-bred lady.
[14:46] Anne
    I had no idea how I should interact with her,
[14:49] Anne
    but before I knew it, I had learned
    to act of my own will and speak my own mind.
[14:56] Anne
    Around Lady Catarina, who was cheerful,
    energetic, and treated everyone equally,
[15:02] Anne
    I could no longer be just a tool.
[15:17] Anne
    The first birthday
    present I ever received...
[15:24] Anne
    Lady Catarina accepted
    and loved me for who I was.
[15:30] Anne
    Then, just when I began to wish
[15:34] Anne
    that I could spend
    the rest of my life here...
[15:45] Shelley
    Your wedding date has been set.
[15:48] Shelley
    I will be sending for you. Be ready.
[15:55] (Flashback) Shelley
    I found you a partner who's
    benevolent enough to take you,
[15:59] (Flashback) Shelley
    even though you're damaged goods.
[16:04] (Flashback) Shelley
    Why are you still standing there?!
    Get ready at once!
[16:14] (Flashback) Catarina
    You're Anne's father, yes?
[16:17] (Flashback) Catarina
    My name is Catarina Claes.
[16:19] (Flashback) Shelley
    Y-Yes...
[16:21] (Flashback) Catarina
    I have a favor to ask.
[16:22] (Flashback) Catarina
    Please reconsider making Anne get married!
[16:27] (Flashback) Catarina
    I need Anne!
[16:30] (Flashback) Catarina
    I want her by my side!
[16:32] (Flashback) Catarina
    You can't take her from me!
[16:35] (Flashback) Catarina
    Let me tell you just how important
    and necessary Anne is to me!
[16:39] (Flashback) Catarina
    First, in the mornings,
[16:40] (Flashback) Catarina
    she always wakes me up when I sleep too late
[16:43] (Flashback) Catarina
    and fixes my hair for me!
[16:45] (Flashback) Catarina
    No, wait! I need to go back ever further!
[16:49] (Flashback) Catarina
    Um... I'm a restless sleeper,
    so I always kick my blanket off,
[16:54] (Flashback) Catarina
    but Anne always gets up
    at least once per night
[16:56] (Flashback) Catarina
    to fix my blanket for me!
[16:59] (Flashback) Catarina
    Please let Anne stay with me!
[17:01] (Flashback) Catarina
    Please!
[17:09] (Flashback) Anne
    I would like...
[17:12] (Flashback) Anne
    to decline this marriage offer.
[17:13] (Flashback) Shelley
    What?!
[17:15] (Flashback) Anne
    I will not be ordered around by you, Father.
[17:18] (Flashback) Shelley
    What did you say?! Watch your tongue!
[17:26] (Flashback) Dad
    Pardon me.
[17:29] (Flashback) Dad
    Baron...
[17:31] (Flashback) Dad
    I would like to speak with you for a moment.
[17:53] Anne
    Lady Catarina made me
    into the person named Anne Shelley.
[18:03] Anne
    I will follow her wherever she goes.
[18:07] Anne
    By Lady Catarina's side
    is where I am truly happy.
[18:23] Butler1
    Prince Geordo.
[18:25] Butler1
    A letter has arrived for you.
[18:27] Geordo
    It's from Catarina?
[18:29] Geordo
    How unusual for her
    to take the trouble to write.
[18:32] Catarina
    Dear Prince Geordo Stuart...
[18:34] Catarina
    Please come to the terrace
    in the garden behind the school.
[18:37] Catarina
    I'll be waiting for you.
[18:39] Catarina
    Catarina Claes.
[18:41] Geordo
    The normal Catarina wouldn't choose
    such an elegant, showy card...
[18:46] Geordo
    And asking me to come
    to a place that's usually deserted...
[18:50] Geordo
    Could this be...
[18:52] Catarina
    Prince Geordo...
[18:54] Catarina
    I've finally realized how I feel.
[18:58] Catarina
    You are the one I...
[19:02] Geordo
    No, wait. Calm down.
[19:05] Geordo
    This is Catarina we're talking about.
[19:06] Geordo
    It couldn't be something that amorous.
[19:08] Geordo
    It must be something else.
[19:09] Catarina
    It's the latest model of toy snake!
[19:11] Geordo
    Still, as her fiancé,
    I can't decline this invitation.
[19:18] Geordo
    Maybe I should prepare a gift to give her.
[19:21] Geordo
    Considering the occasion,
[19:23] ---
    it should be the thing
    that would make her happiest...
[19:27] (Flashback) Catarina
    The shears I always use haven't
    been cutting as well, as of late.
[19:35] Geordo
    Gardening shears...
[19:38] Geordo
    But...
[19:40] Geordo
    That couldn't possibly be any less romantic.
[19:45] Geordo
    It doesn't seem like a gift
    that a prince should give his fiancée.
[19:51] Geordo
    Still, I have confidence
[19:54] Geordo
    that she'll like it far more than any
[19:58] Geordo
    gaudy, extravagant ornament.
[20:01] Geordo
    I haven't been watching her from right
    by her side all these years for nothing.
[20:07] Geordo
    Since that's settled,
    I must arrange her gift right away!
[20:10] Geordo
    I'll have it engraved with her name,
    put it in a fine case, and...
[20:14] Butler1
    What's gotten into Prince Geordo?
[20:16] Butler2
    How unusual. He's absolutely giddy.
[20:28] Mary
    Prince Geordo...
[20:30] Geordo
    What are all of you doing here?
[20:35] Geordo
    You sent them to everyone, Catarina?!
[20:39] Catarina
    Hey!
[20:41] Catarina
    Thanks for coming, everyone!
[20:44] Catarina
    Welcome to my harvest day!
[20:47] Geordo
    Harvest day?
SIGN    Geordo
[20:49] Catarina
    I had work outfits made for all of you!
SIGN    Geordo
SIGN    Maria
SIGN    Mary
SIGN    Alan
SIGN    Nicol
[20:51] Catarina
    Please use them!
[20:53] Geordo
    That's what this is about?
[21:01] Catarina
    Everyone!
[21:04] Catarina
    You look fantastic!
[21:06] Geordo
    Catarina.
[21:07] Geordo
    This is for you.
[21:09] Geordo
    Please use it if you like.
[21:15] Catarina
    Thank you, Prince Geordo!
[21:19] Geordo
    You're welcome.
[21:20] Geordo
    I'm happy just to see you smile like th—
[21:24] Catarina
    Everyone, thank you
    for all the beautiful shears!
[21:36] Geordo
    Well... I suppose I should
    have seen this coming...
[23:11] Catarina
    The seasons have passed,
[23:13] Catarina
    and autumn is now giving way to winter.
[23:16] Catarina
    It appears I've avoided setting any
    of my doom flags thus far.
[23:24] Catarina
    And then it happened out of nowhere...
[23:27] GirlA
    Catarina Claes,
[23:29] GirlA
    we are going to expose all of the evil
    deeds you have committed, here and now!
[23:36] Catarina
    Evil deeds? Me?