E2 - I Turned Into a Villain...

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[00:00] Guy
    Prince Geordo!
[00:01] Geordo
    What is it?
[00:05] Guy
    Th-There's trouble!
[00:11] Catarina
    Crawling along the ground suits you!
[00:17] Catarina
    Why the heck is this happening?!
SIGN    Doom
SIGN    My Next Life as a Villainess:
    All Routes Lead to Doom!
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SIGN    Episode 2:
    I Turned Into a Villainess...
[01:53] Geordo
    An actor's been injured?
[01:57] Alan
    I heard it's just a sprain,
    but I doubt they can stand on the stage.
[02:01] Sophia
    This isn't good. It's almost time
    for the play to start...
[02:05] Catarina
    What kind of role is it?
[02:06] Sophia
    A wicked older stepsister
    who bullies the protagonist.
[02:10] Mary
    It's a very important role.
[02:12] Geordo
    We'll have to use a stand-in.
[02:22] Frey
    Um, wouldn't Lady Catarina
    be the best choice?
[02:25] Catarina
    Huh?!
[02:26] ---
    Frey, what on earth are you saying?
[02:29] Ginger
    I agree with her.
[02:31] Catarina
    Now you're in on the joke, Ginger?
[02:33] Sophia
    Actually, I also think there's no one better
    than Lady Catarina for the part.
[02:38] Mary
    Yes, yes!
[02:39] Mary
    If Lady Catarina does it,
    I know it'll turn out just fine!
[02:42] Catarina
    No way! I can't!
[02:43] Catarina
    I can't do human roles!
[02:45] Catarina
    Besides, I'm not even
    on the student council!
[02:48] Sophia
    That's all right.
[02:49] Sophia
    As long as it's you,
    the other members won't mind.
[02:55] Maria
    Please, Lady Catarina!
[03:07] Catarina
    Maybe Geordo will tell them I can't do it!
[03:16] Geordo
    The character doesn't have
    that many lines. You'll be fine.
[03:19] Sophia
    Let's do our best!
[03:21] Maria
    Let's bring excitement
    to the school festival together.
[03:45] Catarina
    Why is this happening?
[03:48] FearlessC
    We just disbanded days ago!
[03:52] StudiousC
    Yes, successfully we
    avoided all the doom flags,
[03:55] Studiousc
    and we intended
    to enjoy the rest of our life.
[03:57] HappyC
    That black-hearted prince
    sweet-talked her right into it!
[04:01] ChairmanC
    Try not to confuse her with someone
    competent who can do anything.
[04:05] SpinelessC
    There's no way Catarina can act.
[04:15] Catarina
    This play is written and directed by Sophia.
[04:18] Catarina
    I know she worked hard on it every day,
[04:20] Catarina
    saying she wanted to create
    the romance of the century.
[04:24] Catarina
    That's right. I shouldn't
    be stressing out over this.
[04:26] Catarina
    I have to do this for Sophia!
[04:33] Catarina
    It's no use! I can't memorize all this!
[04:37] Catarina
    My only choice now is...
[04:39] Catarina
    to make cue cards
    as a little added insurance!
[04:42] Catarina
    The story's based on a fairy tale
    that everyone in this world knows.
[04:46] Catarina
    It's somewhat similar to the Cinderella
    story from my previous life.
[04:59] Maria
    Sob, sob...
[05:00] Catarina
    A noble's daughter, Marianne,
[05:01] Both
    Nag, nag!
[05:02] Catarina
    is worked like a servant by her
    stepmother and stepsister.
[05:03] Both
    Gripe, gripe!
[05:07] Catarina
    Marianne is always kind and cheerful.
[05:10] Catarina
    She's very popular with the villagers,
    always sharing vegetables with them.
[05:11] Maria
    Here!
[05:12] Villagers
    Yay!
[05:14] Catarina
    One day, they learn that a ball
    is to be held at the castle.
[05:15] Catarina
    Prod, prod!
[05:15] Maria
    Panic, panic!
[05:18] Catarina
    The stepmother and stepsister
    leave dressed in their best,
[05:21] Catarina
    but Marianne has to stay at home alone.
[05:24] Catarina
    Then the villagers present her
    with a dress they made.
[05:24] Villagers
    Here!
[05:28] Catarina
    "Wear this to the ball," they say.
[05:28] Maria
    Wow!
[05:31] Catarina
    Oh, right.
[05:32] Catarina
    Unlike Cinderella,
    there's no magic in this story.
[05:36] Catarina
    But the villagers forgot
    to bring shoes for her.
[05:40] Catarina
    The best thing she has right now
[05:42] Catarina
    is a pair of boots she wears in the fields!
[05:44] Catarina
    But Marianne smiles brightly.
[05:47] Catarina
    "It's all right. They'll
    be hidden under the dress!"
[05:50] Catarina
    Her smile and unique way of thinking
[05:52] Catarina
    are what make Marianne so charming.
[05:55] Catarina
    So she has boots instead of glass slippers?
[05:59] Catarina
    That's interesting.
[06:01] Keith
    Sister, what are you doing?
[06:03] Catarina
    M-Memorizing my lines, of course!
[06:06] Catarina
    This script is interesting.
    I can really see Sophia's style in it.
[06:11] Keith
    Yes, Sophia's tastes are particularly
    visible in the protagonist.
[06:16] Maria
    Lady Catarina, are you doing all right?
[06:18] Catarina
    Yes. How about you?
[06:20] Catarina
    Having the lead role isn't easy.
[06:22] Maria
    I've had plenty of time
    to learn it in rehearsals.
[06:25] Maria
    Now it's just a matter of doing it.
[06:28] Catarina
    You're always so dependable, you know that?
[06:30] Maria
    Not at all.
[06:31] Maria
    I'm just so happy I get to
    stand on the stage with you.
[06:36] Maria
    Even just being able to borrow
    the boots you've used so lovingly...
[06:41] Catarina
    Oh, please. I'm just
    sorry they're my old ones.
[06:44] Mary
    Lady Catarina!
[06:46] Mary
    If anything happens, I'll do
    everything I can to back you up!
[06:50] Mary
    Don't worry!
[06:51] Catarina
    Thanks! I'll be counting on you!
[07:00] Anne
    I'm told Master Keith
    will be playing a villager.
[07:04] Mom
    Yes, I look forward to seeing it.
[07:06] Dad
    And Catarina's working
    behind the scenes? Too bad.
[07:09] Mom
    Please, don't joke!
[07:11] Mom
    If she was in the play,
    she would find a way to ruin it for sure!
[07:22] Nicol
    Sophia, just do what you always do.
[07:25] Sophia
    Brother...
[07:27] Sophia
    Okay.
[07:38] Geordo
    Catarina, you're wearing
    that costume in front of everyone?
[07:42] Catarina
    Yes... Is something wrong with that?
[07:48] Geordo
    We don't want you to catch a chill.
[07:50] Catarina
    Thank you!
[07:54] Sophia
    It's time to start.
[07:56] Catarina
    Oh, crap... I'm suddenly feeling nervous!
[08:00] Keith
    Sister.
[08:01] Keith
    Here.
[08:02] Keith
    You're hungry, right?
[08:04] Catarina
    Thanks!
[08:07] Catarina
    Yum!
[08:12] Catarina
    Okay.
[08:30] Catarina
    They've all rehearsed a lot
    to prepare for this day.
[08:34] Catarina
    I have to make sure
    I don't screw it up for them.
[08:56] Maria
    The castle looks so beautiful, as always.
[08:59] Maria
    I hope I get to go there someday.
[09:02] Keith
    Marianne! Working hard as usual, I see!
[09:05] Maria
    You came at just the right time.
[09:07] ---
    Here's today's share.
[09:09] Maria
    Enjoy them with everyone.
[09:10] Keith
    Th-Thank you for always sharing!
[09:20] Mary
    Lady Catarina, let's go.
[09:20] Maria
    So very busy...
[09:22] Catarina
    Right.
[09:37] Catarina
    Crap! I forgot all the lines!
[09:41] C's Mom
    Catarina?!
[09:43] C's Dad
    Oh! It really is Catarina!
[09:45] Mom
    What's going on?
[09:48] Mary
    Marianne! I still see dust here!
[09:51] Mary
    You're simply useless!
[09:53] Mary
    Katarina, say something to her!
[09:56] Catarina
    I have the next line!
[09:58] Catarina
    Uh...
[10:02] Catarina
    It's gone! Where is it? Where'd it go?!
[10:08] Catarina
    Oh, no! It's way over there!
[10:19] Mary
    Lady Catarina?
[10:26] Mary
    Come, let's forget about Marianne
[10:29] Mary
    and practice dancing
    to prepare for the ball!
[10:34] Mary
    You need that paper, right?
[10:36] Mary
    Let's dance our way over to it.
[10:38] Catarina
    Mary!
[10:43] Alan
    Huh?
[10:44] ---
    There's no scene like that in the script.
[10:46] Alan
    Whatever. We'll change it to a waltz.
[10:51] Catarina
    Prince Alan!
[10:52] ---
    The cue card! Get the cue card!
[10:54] Alan
    Huh? What does that mean?
[10:57] Alan
    Cue...?
[10:59] Alan
    Oh! She's saying it's my cue
    to knock 'em dead!
[11:02] Alan
    I've got this!
[11:06] Catarina
    It's no use!
[11:07] ---
    People here wouldn't
    know what a "cue card" is!
[11:09] Mary
    Prince Alan, you are unbelievably dense!
[11:13] Catarina
    In that case...
[11:15] Catarina
    Mary!
[11:16] Mary
    Right!
[11:32] Mary
    Lady Catarina, it's almost time
    for me to leave the stage!
[11:36] Catarina
    No way!
[11:37] Mary
    Lady Sophia and I will give you directions!
[11:39] Mary
    Just do your best to get through this scene!
[11:41] Mary
    Now, I must go find a dress
    to wear to the ball.
[11:47] Maria
    Dear Sister, may I go to the ball with you?
[11:52] Catarina
    I think this is the scene where
    the stepsister teases Marianne.
[11:57] Maria
    Lady Catarina?
[12:00] Catarina
    What do I do?!
[12:05] SpinelessC
    We should run away right now!
[12:07] StudiousC
    No, we should apologize
    and then leave the stage.
[12:10] FearlessC
    There must be some way out of this!
[12:12] FearlessC
    We avoided all those doom flags, didn't we?!
[12:15] HappyC
    Too bad these aren't
    the villainess Catarina's lines.
[12:18] HappyC
    She knows all of those by heart!
[12:20] SpinelessC
    But that doesn't do us any good...
[12:23] All
    Wait! Villainess?!
[12:30] Mary
    So that's what happened.
[12:32] Sophia
    I understand.
[12:33] Sophia
    Let's call a brief intermission.
[12:35] Keith
    We're in the middle of a scene.
[12:37] Geordo
    We have no choice. Lower the curtain!
[12:39] Catarina
    You really ought to learn your place!
[12:47] Catarina
    You thought you could go
    to the ball all covered in mud?
[12:51] Catarina
    Don't make me laugh!
[12:54] Maria
    She's ad-libbing!
[12:55] Maria
    Dear Sister, are you
    saying I can't go the ba—
[13:01] Catarina
    I guess you'd have to be reborn
    a million times to understand.
[13:06] Catarina
    The only ones...
[13:07] Catarina
    suitable for the ball...
[13:09] Catarina
    are perfect ladies such as myself!
[13:13] Catarina
    Crawling along the ground suits you!
[13:29] Sophia
    Lady Catarina, that was fantastic!
[13:31] Mary
    You were the perfect wicked stepsister!
[13:33] Maria
    Your acting was so realistic,
    I almost forgot it was just a play.
[13:38] Catarina
    But I couldn't say the lines that Sophia
    worked so hard to come up with.
[13:43] Catarina
    I'm sorry.
[13:44] Sophia
    No, no!
[13:45] Sophia
    You added a dynamic touch
    that breathed new life into this story!
[13:50] Sophia
    It was tremendously inspiring. Thank you!
[13:54] Sophia
    You gave me a great idea!
[13:56] Sophia
    Let's make this story even
    more exciting and thrilling!
[14:01] Catarina
    What do you mean?
[14:02] Sophia
    We'll add a new character!
[14:05] Catarina
    Huh?!
[14:05] Geordo
    A new character?
[14:09] Sophia
    I've added a romance
    subplot between Lady Catarina
[14:12] ---
    and a knight in a black mask!
[14:14] Catarina
    What?!
[14:15] Keith
    My sister in... a romance?
[14:18] Alan
    For real?
[14:20] Sophia
    This scene will bring more excitement
    to both the story and the audience.
[14:25] Keith
    I see.
[14:26] ---
    Then, I'll play the knight—
[14:28] Sophia
    There isn't enough time to change
    the villager boy into a knight costume.
[14:32] Alan
    Then, I'll do it. I'm good at memorization.
[14:34] Sophia
    You're playing the music, Prince Alan.
[14:36] Mary
    I'll be the lovely actress
    who plays a male part!
[14:38] Sophia
    And who would play the stepmother, then?
[14:40] Geordo
    What about if the prince
    was actually the black knight?
[14:43] Sophia
    Inconceivable.
[14:48] Sophia
    On that note, Brother,
[14:50] ---
    would you play the knight in the black mask?
[14:54] Sophia
    Your face will be covered,
[14:56] Sophia
    and I just happen
    to have the perfect costume.
[15:02] Nicol
    All right.
[15:03] Sophia
    Oh, good!
[15:05] Sophia
    All right, we're raising the curtain.
[15:07] Sophia
    Places, everyone!
[15:16] Keith
    I'll pick you up at 7 o'clock.
[15:18] ---
    Make sure you come back.
[15:19] Maria
    I will.
[15:44] Geordo
    You have such clear eyes.
[15:46] Geordo
    What's your name?
[15:48] Maria
    I'm only a princess for one night...
[16:06] Nicol
    The phantom thief, Black Mask, has arrived.
[16:12] Nicol
    I'll be taking the treasure.
[16:14] Sophia
    Black Mask takes Katarina hostage
    in a plot to steal the castle's riches.
[16:21] Geordo
    Let go of her!
[16:23] Sophia
    As the prince confronts Black Mask,
[16:25] Sophia
    Marianne tries her hardest to save Katarina.
[16:28] Sophia
    But tragically, the bell tolls seven...
[16:31] Keith
    Lady Sophia, something isn't right.
[16:34] Sophia
    Huh?
[16:38] Geordo
    You're too close to her! Step away!
[16:53] Geordo
    Don't think you'll get away
    with this because it's just an act.
[16:56] Nicol
    It's not like you to get
    so heated over a mere play.
[17:13] Catarina
    Huh?!
[17:14] Keith
    Shouldn't we stop them?
[17:15] Sophia
    Actually, this is perfect!
[17:17] Sophia
    I'd like them to make it even more exciting!
[17:23] Keith
    Oh, dear!
[17:25] Keith
    I've gotten lost!
[17:27] Catarina
    Keith?!
[17:28] Keith
    Where am I?
[17:31] Keith
    Is it this way?
[17:33] Keith
    No, that way?
[17:35] Geordo
    Who are you?!
[17:37] Geordo
    Come on!
[17:38] ---
    Was there any need
    for you to come out here, too?!
[17:40] Keith
    I'm a simple villager!
[17:42] Keith
    I'm telling you not to get any closer
    to my sister than necessary.
[17:46] Nicol
    A battle between two men, eh?
[17:48] Nicol
    This is getting fun.
[17:49] Nicol
    Give her to me!
[18:10] Catarina
    Um...
[18:13] Mary
    It's as if they're
    fighting over Lady Catarina!
[18:16] Mary
    Ugh, how vexing! I want to fight, too!
[18:20] Maria
    What should we do?
[18:28] Catarina
    H-Huh?!
[18:28] Audience girl 2
    It's Master Nicol!
[18:30] Sophia
    This has gone beyond what I imagined.
[18:33] Girl2(blond bob)
    Lady Sophia, what shall we do?
[18:35] Girl1(green dress)
    Lady Sophia...
[18:37] Catarina
    What do I do?!
[18:43] Catarina
    If evil roles are all I can play,
[18:46] Catarina
    then I need to make Maria
    look good as the heroine!
[18:58] Catarina
    Black Mask is actually working with me.
[19:01] Catarina
    He's a ruse I planted
    to distract the prince.
[19:04] Catarina
    Now I've attracted more attention
    than that girl or anyone else!
[19:08] Catarina
    The prince's heart is as good as mine!
[19:20] Sophia
    Lady Catarina, you saved the day!
[19:23] Mary
    Everything turned out great
    thanks to you, but still...
[19:28] Geordo
    Perhaps we were a bit overzealous.
[19:31] Nicol
    Sorry.
[19:32] Sophia
    It made the play exciting, so it's fine!
[19:35] Sophia
    Okay, everyone,
    it's time for the last scene!
[19:38] Sophia
    I'm counting on all of you!
[19:44] Geordo
    Ah, my princess for a night...
[19:47] Geordo
    I want to make the owner
    of this boot my queen.
[19:56] Geordo
    Marianne!
[19:58] Geordo
    You are the one I've been searching for!
[20:00] Geordo
    I love you.
[20:02] Maria
    And I love you, my prince!
[20:08] Nicol
    Lady Katarina...
[20:10] Nicol
    I must admit that I have always loved you.
[20:12] Catarina
    Oh, my goodness!
[20:31] Catarina
    Whew... It's finally over.
[20:34] Sophia
    Lady Catarina, thank you so much!
[20:37] Frey
    Your portrayal of cruelty
    to the heroine was fantastic!
[20:40] Mary
    Thanks to you, this has been
    the best school festival in history!
[20:44] Maria
    The memories will last forever.
[20:46] Raphael
    That was a lot of fun, Lady Catarina.
[20:49] Raphael
    Perhaps you also have talent as an actress?
[20:51] Catarina
    An actress?
[20:53] ---
    Please, don't flatter me like that!
[20:55] Female Student 1
    Lady Catarina!
[20:56] Female Student 2
    Saint Catarina!
[20:57] Female Student 3
    Please shake my hand!
[20:59] Catarina
    Huh? Me?
[21:01] Female Student
    Thank you.
[21:03] Anne
    Lady Catarina.
[21:04] Catarina
    Anne! And Mother and Father,
    you're here, too?
[21:07] Mom
    You were both wonderful.
[21:09] Dad
    Ah, I'm so proud of my son and daughter!
[21:16] Catarina
    An actress, huh?
[21:18] Young Lady
    Lady Catarina, the ball is about to start.
[21:21] Young Lady
    Are you ready?
[21:23] Catarina
    Oh... Coming!
[21:27] Young Lady
    Everyone else has already left.
[21:29] Young Lady
    Allow me to walk you there.
[21:32] Catarina
    Thanks.
[21:36] Catarina
    Whew, I'm hungry.
[21:39] Catarina
    I'm sure they won't have yakisoba
    or okonomiyaki at a ball,
[21:44] Catarina
    but I hope they have lots
    of other tasty things.
[21:51] Catarina
    What's wrong? Are we... lost...
[21:58] Catarina
    What's going... on?
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