E4 - ~Andante of Confusion~

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[00:04] Miracle
    Entries for the Virtual
    Grid Awards are being accepted!
[00:07] Miracle
    For the qualifiers, the principal
    has picked a song for us!
[00:11] Miracle
    We're allowed to change the lyrics,
    but since I wasn't sure where to start,
[00:15] Miracle
    I just sang it the way I got it!
[00:17] Miracle
    And then Noelle wanted to talk to me!
[00:20] (Flashback) Noelle
    Seeing lazy girls like you
    makes me really annoyed.
[00:24] Miracle
    I was so shocked! But then...
[00:26] (Flashback) Chris
    I understand that you're worrying
    a lot and thinking a lot.
[00:29] (Flashback) Chris
    I saw it.
[00:30] (Flashback) Miracle
    Chris...
[00:31] Miracle
    I'll do my best to make it
    through the qualifiers!
[00:35] [SONG] Song
    Let’s go all the way, until
    we reach the greatest stage
[00:46] [SONG] Song
    The ground I stood on only looked distorted
[00:51] [SONG] Song
    Because I saw it through tears of frustration
[00:56] [SONG] Song
    But standing still isn’t like me!
[01:01] [SONG] Song
    So I ran like crazy until I was out of breath
[01:07] [SONG] Song
    No matter how many times I
    get discouraged, I still love it
[01:11] [SONG] Song
    I believe in my friends, and in
    the me that’s chasing my dream
[01:20] [SONG] Song
    Let our sparkling minds spout up
[01:22] [SONG] Song
    Ride on this future wave!
    We’ll go beyond this unstoppable thrill
[01:27] [SONG] Song
    Race through with all our might
    to find the sky we want to see
[01:32] [SONG] Song
    Each time a dream comes true, the new "now"
    is my new starting line, over and over without end
[01:38] [SONG] Song
    Ride toward the future! The next step we take
[01:43] [SONG] Song
    Will give rise to opportunity, as
    much as all the courage we have
[01:47] [SONG] Song
    Our shared wish binds us together
    as we ride this tailwind
[01:53] [SONG] Song
    How far can we go? With
    our hands linked tightly
[01:58] [SONG] Song
    Let’s go all the way, until
    we reach the greatest stage
[02:05] Miracle
    Andante of Confusion
[02:05] Miracle
    Andante of Confusion
[02:12] marumaru
    Hey...
[02:15] marumaru
    Why do you keep coming here?
[02:19] Miracle
    Because I decided I'd do my best!
[02:21] marumaru
    Sure. Great. But why here?
[02:26] marumaru
    And...
[02:27] marumaru
    Why did you bring somebody else with you?
[02:29] Chris
    Because I want to be with Miracle.
[02:31] Miracle
    Right?
[02:32] marumaru
    But why here, of all places?
[02:36] Miracle
    Hey Chris, how was my dance?
[02:40] Chris
    You were dancing.
[02:42] Miracle
    I mean, yes,
[02:44] Miracle
    but don't you have any suggestions,
    or ways I could improve?
[02:50] Chris
    We can dance together and I'll show you.
[02:53] Miracle
    Really? Yeah!
[02:56] marumaru
    Could you please do that somewhere else?
[03:13] Miracle
    I'm so tired!
[03:14] marumaru
    Would you please not use me as a pillow?
[03:18] Miracle
    Why not? I'm tired!
[03:20] marumaru
    Please stop!
[03:23] Miracle
    Chris, you're amazing. Why aren't you tired?
[03:26] Chris
    I am.
[03:30] Miracle
    I need to get more stamina!
[03:32] Miracle
    Okay! One more time!
[03:38] Chris
    Miracle, why are you working so hard?
[03:41] Miracle
    Why?
[03:43] Miracle
    Remember what Noelle said?
[03:46] Miracle
    I realized that she's right.
[03:50] Miracle
    If I have time to make excuses,
[03:52] Miracle
    I should be spending that time practicing
    as hard as I can so that I can be my best!
[03:59] Miracle
    I'm just an ordinary girl, you know.
[04:02] Chris
    Ordinary?
[04:03] Miracle
    That's right. I was born to an ordinary
    family, with ordinary parents.
[04:08] Miracle
    Who drove an ordinary car.
[04:11] Miracle
    I've lived an ordinary life.
    I had nothing to give me confidence.
[04:17] Miracle
    But when I met AI-chan and
    learned about virtual artists...
[04:21] Miracle
    I realized that here,
    even an ordinary girl like me
[04:23] Miracle
    can become the girl she's
    always dreamed of being!
[04:27] Miracle
    That's how it seemed to me!
[04:32] Miracle
    So I'm going to do my best!
[04:34] Miracle
    That's my raison d'être!
[04:39] Chris
    Raison d'être...
[04:42] Miracle
    Maybe that's a bit of an exaggeration.
[04:46] Miracle
    Now let's get back to work, Chris!
[04:48] Miracle
    Thanks for helping!
[04:50] Chris
    Sure.
[04:53] Chris
    Why not try to focus on the
    start of the chorus a bit more?
[04:56] Miracle
    Got it! I'll try!
[04:58] Miracle
    Several Days Later
[05:04] Miracle
    Well?
[05:05] Chris
    You've gotten better.
[05:06] Miracle
    Really?!
[05:07] Miracle
    It's because you helped me!
[05:11] Miracle
    What about you, marumaru?
[05:12] Miracle
    Well?
[05:13] marumaru
    Well, it was probably fine!
[05:17] Miracle
    Okay! I'll go dance on stage. Watch me.
[05:22] [SONG] Song
    Wonder heart connect the rainbow
[05:26] [SONG] Song
    towards a future where you'll
    find a bright, refreshing wind
[05:39] [SONG] Song
    My alarm clock rings and
    I rush out in the morning
[05:46] [SONG] Song
    The constant rain makes me want to give up
[05:52] [SONG] Song
    The constant rain makes me want to give up
[05:53] [SONG] Song
    But I want to nurture the feelings...
[05:56] Miracle
    How was I?
[05:57] Miracle
    It feels like this is the
    best I've done so far!
[06:02] Chris
    It was the best you've done so far, I think.
[06:05] Miracle
    Really? Thanks!
[06:07] Miracle
    What was bad, then?
[06:08] Chris
    Bad?
[06:10] Miracle
    Yeah.
[06:11] Miracle
    I want to get better! Tell me!
[06:18] Miracle
    It can be something besides
    the performance itself.
[06:20] Miracle
    Did you notice anything?
[06:23] Chris
    Your talk...
[06:25] Miracle
    My talk?
[06:26] Miracle
    Like how?
[06:30] Miracle
    What do you think, marumaru?
[06:34] marumaru
    I don't know, 'cause I didn't
    watch that carefully, but...
[06:37] Miracle
    Go on and say it!
[06:40] marumaru
    It was... okay, I guess.
[06:42] marumaru
    None of it was really exciting to listen to.
[06:45] Miracle
    That's harsh for somebody
    who didn't really watch it!
[06:47] marumaru
    If you really want to know what
    I think... you're ordinary.
[06:51] marumaru
    Ordinary... ordinary... ordinary...
[06:54] Miracle
    No!
[06:57] Miracle
    They praised my dancing, but now the wall
    of "ordinary" is blocking my path again...
[07:10] Miracle
    Ordinary
[07:12] Miracle
    I'm sick of being ordinary!
[07:16] Chris
    Practice.
[07:19] Miracle
    What?
[07:20] Chris
    You got better at dancing.
    You can get better at talking, too.
[07:23] Chris
    Good luck.
[07:26] Miracle
    Yeah.
[07:27] Miracle
    I'll just have to work hard.
[07:29] Miracle
    Okay, next is practicing talking!
[07:36] marumaru
    So you're doing that here, too...
[07:39] Miracle
    AI-chan's the best.
[07:42] Miracle
    Her talk is perfect!
[07:44] AI
    She feels like she's just talking,
[07:46] AI
    but she keeps things moving and
    what she says is interesting.
[07:49] AI
    And she's good at ad-libbing.
[07:51] Miracle
    And she has a chipper, cute voice.
[07:55] Miracle
    Hello, there! I'm Kizuna AI.
[07:58] Miracle
    I'm going to stream a game today!
[08:01] Chris
    You're copying her?
[08:02] Miracle
    Well? Do I sound like her?
[08:04] Chris
    No.
[08:06] Miracle
    How can I learn to talk like AI-chan?
[08:09] Miracle
    How do I practice something like that?
[08:13] marumaru
    Um...
[08:15] Miracle
    marumaru, do you have any ideas?
[08:17] marumaru
    Would you let me go?
[08:19] Miracle
    Why?
[08:20] marumaru
    This is really awkward.
[08:22] Miracle
    Don't worry! For me, it's really relaxing!
[08:25] Chris
    Why not stream yourself talking a bunch?
[08:29] Miracle
    Stream?
[08:30] Chris
    You got better at dancing by
    doing it again and again.
[08:33] Chris
    So if you talk a bunch, too...
[08:35] Miracle
    I see.
[08:36] Miracle
    I might get better.
[08:38] Miracle
    But what can I talk about on my own?
[08:42] Miracle
    I know!
[08:45] Miracle
    It's time for
[08:45] Miracle
    It's time for Miracle's Mira-Talk!
[08:46] Miracle
    Miracle's Mira-Talk!
[08:48] Miracle
    I'm going to start streaming myself doing a
    bunch of talking, so I can get better at it!
[08:54] Miracle
    I hope you'll help me practice!
[08:57] Miracle
    I've got a guest with me today,
    the virtual artist, Chris-san.
[09:01] Miracle
    Thanks for coming.
[09:03] Chris
    Thanks for having me.
[09:08] Miracle
    Um, I'm gonna ask you a bunch of questions,
[09:12] Miracle
    so make sure to answer them all, okay?
[09:13] Chris
    Okay.
[09:14] Miracle
    Hmm... you doing well?
[09:19] Chris
    Yes.
[09:20] Miracle
    Okay... was class fun today?
[09:24] Chris
    Yes.
[09:27] Miracle
    I know!
[09:28] Miracle
    They announced the song for the
    Virtual Grid Awards, right?
[09:32] Chris
    Yes.
[09:34] Miracle
    Let's both do our best!
[09:36] Chris
    Yes.
[09:39] Miracle
    Yeah... um... um...
[09:43] Miracle
    You doing well?
[09:45] Chris
    Yes.
[09:46] Sign
    That's all folks lolol
[09:47] Sign
    A disaster on the first try!
[09:47] Sign
    Unexpectedly hilarious lol
[09:51] Miracle
    I got nervous.
[09:53] marumaru
    Would you please let go of me?
[09:55] Miracle
    I just realized that I've
    never had a guest on before.
[10:01] Miracle
    Is there some way not to get nervous?
[10:04] Chris
    Why don't you answer questions
    instead of asking them?
[10:08] Miracle
    That's it!
[10:10] Miracle
    Hello, I'm the virtual artist Miracle!
[10:13] Miracle
    For today I'll be answering your questions!
SIGN    Answering Your Questions!
[10:18] Miracle
    I'll answer all the questions
    that you sent in!
[10:23] Miracle
    Okay, here's the first question!
[10:25] Sign
    What was your happiest moment in your time as a virtual artist?
[10:26] Miracle
    What was your happiest moment in
    your time as a virtual artist?
[10:30] Miracle
    Well, you see...
[10:33] Miracle
    The happiest moment, huh?
[10:37] Miracle
    Hmm...
[10:39] Miracle
    The happiest moment... hm....
[10:44] Miracle
    It's hard to say when the
    happiest moment was...
[10:47] Sign
    Another disaster?!
[10:48] Sign
    Get on with it!
[10:48] Sign
    Free talk might not be your thing??
SIGN    Another disaster!
SIGN    Answer the questions lol
SIGN    Miracle isn't very good at this lol
SIGN    Another disaster!
SIGN    Answer the questions lol
SIGN    Miracle isn't very good at this lol
SIGN    Are you gonna answer every question like that?
SIGN    The very first question...
SIGN    Are you gonna answer every question like that?
SIGN    Another disaster!
SIGN    Answer the questions lol
[10:56] Miracle
    What do I do?
[10:58] marumaru
    Let me go!
[11:16] Miracle
    Hi, there.
[11:23] Miracle
    Th-Thank you.
[11:33] Miracle
    It is really relaxing...
[11:35] Miracle
    N-No!
[11:41] Quan
    Did something happen?
[11:44] Quan
    You usually talk more.
[11:47] Miracle
    Oh, yeah.
[11:49] Miracle
    Of course...
[11:51] Quan
    If I'm wrong, then okay, but...
[11:55] Miracle
    I'm actually not good at it.
[11:59] Miracle
    Talking.
[12:00] Quan
    You're not?
[12:01] Miracle
    I mean... I'm ordinary at it, I guess.
[12:05] Quan
    Ordinary...
[12:07] Miracle
    I'm realizing how hard it is to
    entertain the people who watch me.
[12:15] Quan
    I see.
[12:16] Miracle
    Yes.
[12:19] Quan
    Me, too.
[12:21] Quan
    I'm not very good at
    talking to people, either.
[12:25] Quan
    But there must be something...
[12:28] Miracle
    No, it's okay!
[12:31] Miracle
    Actually, I'm sorry I keep
    talking to you, then...
[12:36] Quan
    That's not what I meant.
[12:38] Miracle
    R-Really?
[12:40] Quan
    Yeah.
[12:46] Miracle
    For some reason...
[12:49] Miracle
    I don't know why, but I felt like
    if I came here, it would help.
[12:58] Miracle
    Um, thank you for the tea.
[13:01] Miracle
    It was delicious.
[13:02] Quan
    I see.
[13:03] Miracle
    Yes! I think I can try a little more!
[13:08] Miracle
    Bye!
[13:18] Miracle
    I failed again.
[13:21] Chris
    "Miracle's Extreme Talk."
[13:23] Chris
    It's a good title but...
[13:25] Miracle
    When I was talking, I had no idea
    how to make it extreme.
[13:31] Miracle
    Actually, the comments were
    more extreme than I was!
SIGN    I don't understand!
SIGN    I don't get what you're saying!
SIGN    Get it straight in your head before you start talking!
SIGN    I don't follow.
[13:38] Miracle
    It's over.
[13:39] Miracle
    Talking bad. Talking scary.
[13:42] Chris
    It was such a shock,
     she can't speak anymore.
[13:44] marumaru
    Would you please not squeeze me?
[13:46] Miracle
    It helps me calm down.
[13:48] marumaru
    I'm not a stress ball...
[13:49] Miracle
    Forget it!
[13:50] Miracle
    I'll just stay bad at talking!
[13:56] marumaru
    I thought you didn't like being ordinary.
[14:00] marumaru
    You said that in this world, you can
    be whatever you want to be, right?
[14:05] Miracle
    Yeah...
[14:06] marumaru
    Sure, in this virtual world you can
    become anything, and do anything.
[14:11] marumaru
    But...
[14:13] marumaru
    Time passes just like it
    does in the real world.
[14:17] marumaru
    Giving up something because you're bad...
[14:21] marumaru
    Isn't that the most ordinary thing of all?
[14:27] Miracle
    Got it.
[14:29] Miracle
    I'll work a little harder!
[14:32] Miracle
    'Cause I want to be like AI-chan!
[14:35] marumaru
    Yeah.
[14:37] Sign
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[14:37] Sign
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[14:41] Miracle
    So, I'll be trying my
    hardest at talking today!
[14:44] Miracle
    Speaking of trying hard,
[14:46] Miracle
    there was a person who put virtual silicon
[14:48] Miracle
    into their head so that they could
    be a virtual sumo wrestler.
[14:51] Miracle
    Guess that makes them a virtual try-hard!
[14:55] Sign
    Miracle's English Talk
[14:57] Miracle
    U-Um... I'm Miracle!
[15:00] Foreigner
    Ha?! Milk?
[15:02] Miracle
    No milk! No! Not drink!
[15:07] Sign
    Miracle's Ghost Stories
[15:09] Miracle
    So I thought to myself,
[15:11] Miracle
    "Oh, no. This is scary."
[15:13] Miracle
    "This is strange. This doesn't make sense."
[15:16] Miracle
    But I worked up my courage
    and flung open the door.
[15:18] Miracle
    And then... What? What happened?!
[15:24] Sign
    Miracle's Magic Show
[15:31] Miracle
    Yay!
SIGN    You need to actually talk!!
SIGN    This isn't talking.
SIGN    Miracle's lost the plot.
[15:35] Chris
    She's working hard at the wrong thing.
[15:42] [SONG] Sign
    You need to actually talk!!
[15:42] [SONG] Sign
    This isn't talking.
[15:42] [SONG] Sign
    Miracle's lost the plot.
SIGN    She's so free-spirited.
SIGN    Miracle's lost the plot.
[15:49] Miracle
    Free...
SIGN    She's so free-spirited.
[16:12] marumaru
    Please let me go...
[16:14] Chris
    Miracle, are you tired?
[16:17] Miracle
    I was up all night.
SIGN    She's so free-spirited.
SIGN    Miracle's lost the plot.
[16:21] Miracle
    Someone left this comment.
[16:24] Chris
    "She's so free-spirited."
[16:27] Chris
    I realized when I saw it... that in this
    world you can be whatever you want to be.
[16:32] Miracle
    I'd thought I'd been doing what I wanted to
    do so that I could be like AI-chan, but...
[16:37] Chris
    But?
[16:38] Miracle
    Maybe I was tied down by the idea
    that I had to be like AI-chan?
[16:43] marumaru
    That was you being tied down?
[16:46] marumaru
    I should've been more free
    to do whatever I wanted.
[16:51] Chris
    Did you find what you want to do?
[16:54] Miracle
    Yes! A way I can talk a lot
    about whatever I want!
[16:58] Chris
    You're okay? You won't get nervous?
[17:01] Miracle
    That's the problem, isn't it?
[17:03] Miracle
    If only there was a way for me to relax...
[17:12] Miracle
    Hello! I'm Miracle!
[17:14] Miracle
    I'm gonna stay relaxed today
    so I don't get nervous!
[17:18] marumaru
    But why do I have to be here?
[17:22] Miracle
    Today I want to talk about...
[17:24] Miracle
    Kizuna AI-chan!
[17:25] Sign
    I'm about to go onstage at the Virtual Grid Awards
[17:25] Sign
    I'm about to go onstage at the Virtual Grid Awards
[17:27] Sign
    Yep-
[17:27] Sign
    Yep-
[17:28] Miracle
    I'm going to tell you all about
    what makes AI-chan so special!
[17:30] Sign
    I won the Lapin d'Or at
    the Virtual Grid Awards!
[17:30] Sign
    I won the Lapin d'Or at
    the Virtual Grid Awards!
[17:31] Miracle
    "What makes her special," you ask?
[17:36] Miracle
    She's a great singer! A great dancer!
[17:38] Miracle
    A great talker! And she's cute!
[17:41] Miracle
    Her face, her voice, the way
    she moves, it's all cute!
[17:46] Miracle
    But the best part about her is how she
    can give courage to an ordinary girl.
[17:53] Miracle
    I was just an ordinary girl,
    with nothing special about me.
[17:58] Miracle
    But one day, I saw AI-chan on stage...
[18:02] Miracle
    And I told myself I wanted to be like her!
     I wanted to shine like she does!
[18:09] Miracle
    AI-chan let an ordinary girl like me dream.
[18:14] Miracle
    She gave me the courage to
    try and achieve my dreams.
[18:17] Miracle
    She's an amazing virtual artist!
[18:22] Miracle
    And I hope that AI-chan
    hears what I'm saying!
[18:27] Miracle
    AI-chan, I'm...
[18:32] Sign
    ?!
[18:34] Sign
    Huh?
SIGN    The sound cut out.
[18:36] Miracle
    I'll do my best!
SIGN    The stream messed up
     at the tail end.
[18:38] Miracle
    Well? Do you think she heard it?
[18:38] Sign
    What did she say?
SIGN    lol the audio died
[18:41] [SONG] Miracle
    It sounded like she was saying something nice but...
SIGN    I can't hear you!
SIGN    What did Miracle-chan say??
[18:47] Miracle
    I was so proud of myself, too...
[18:51] marumaru
    It's probably okay.
[18:53] Miracle
    It's not okay!
[18:55] Chris
    The comments are incredible.
[18:58] Miracle
    See?
[18:59] Miracle
    No! I don't want to look!
SIGN    I tried it myself
SIGN    The Miracle Dubbing Championship
SIGN    I can't hear her.
[19:04] Miracle
    The Miracle Dubbing Championship?
[19:06] Miracle
    AI-chan, I'm...
[19:08] marumaru
    I'm going on a virtual diet with
    virtual oatmeal and virtual fitness!
[19:12] Miracle
    I'll do my best.
[19:14] Miracle
    marumaru's voice?
SIGN    What's a virtual diet lol
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[19:19] Miracle
    What is this?
[19:21] Miracle
    AI-chan, I'm...
[19:23] Male Virtual Artist
    Gonna be the world's biggest
    dipshit virtual artist!
[19:26] Miracle
    I'll do my best!
[19:27] Miracle
    AI-chan, I'm...
[19:30] Female Virtual Artist
    If you ask me whether I'm going
    to do my best or not, I guess...
[19:33] Miracle
    I'll do my best!
[19:34] Miracle
    I've gone viral!
[19:38] Miracle
    Did you upload this, marumaru?
[19:42] marumaru
    I didn't know what to do when
    the audio cut out, but yeah...
[19:46] Miracle
    Thank you, marumaru!
[19:49] marumaru
    Let me go...
[19:52] marumaru
    I-I didn't do anything special.
[19:55] Miracle
    No.
[19:58] Miracle
    I was able to do my best because
    you were there for me!
[20:03] (Flashback) marumaru
    Sure, in this virtual world you can
    become anything, and do anything.
[20:08] (Flashback) marumaru
    But...
[20:10] (Flashback) marumaru
    Time passes just like it
    does in the real world.
[20:13] (Flashback) marumaru
    Giving up something because you're bad...
[20:17] (Flashback) marumaru
    Isn't that the most ordinary thing of all?
[20:20] Miracle
    It's because you told me that...
[20:24] marumaru
    I don't think I did anything that special...
[20:28] Miracle
    Okay, I'm gonna work even harder!
[20:31] Miracle
    Yay!
[20:34] marumaru
    Don't use me as a pillow!
[20:36] Miracle
    My stream's over!
[20:38] Miracle
    Time for a break!
[20:39] marumaru
    That doesn't mean you can
    use me as a pillow, though!
[20:43] Miracle
    It's fine!
[20:44] Miracle
    Being with you makes me feel so relaxed!
[21:07] [SONG] Song
    I became aware of my love
[21:19] [SONG] Song
    Hey, I want you to tell me how you feel
[21:24] [SONG] Song
    So I pull in the rope of truth
[21:29] [SONG] Song
    The neon of the electronic world where
    we intersect is burned into my brain
[21:34] [SONG] Song
    Flashing by in the gaps between
    boring days, a wisp of wind
[21:40] [SONG] Song
    Caresses my cheek, and I pray that
[21:45] [SONG] Song
    The unexpected arrow of my admiration
[21:50] [SONG] Song
    Will reach you, hey, right now
[21:55] [SONG] Song
    I want to see you so
    much, I can't stop crying
[21:58] [SONG] Song
    Baby baby, even though we're tiny
[22:03] [SONG] Song
    I breathe so I can feel your voice, your form
[22:08] [SONG] Song
    Maybe maybe, in just a
    little corner of the world
[22:13] [SONG] Song
    If we can overcome thousands of
    nights and connect with each other
[22:19] [SONG] Song
    I am waiting for... forever
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[22:30] Chris
    Hello. I'm Chris.
[22:32] Chris
    I'm going to be making my own attempt
    at the latest viral trend today.
[22:36] Chris
    The Miracle Dubbing Championship!
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[22:41] Chris
    Here I go.
[22:43] Miracle
    AI-chan, I...
[22:46] Miracle
    I'm going to try to be just like you, and...
[22:49] Miracle
    I'll do my best!
[22:52] Chris
    How did you like that?
[22:55] Chris
    It matched the line length perfectly,
[22:58] Chris
    but it lacked any kind of surprise
    and wasn't very interesting.
[23:02] Chris
    Now I'd like to do something that's
    both the right length, and funny.
[23:07] Miracle
    AI-chan, I...
[23:10] Chris
    I'm going to work my absolute
    hardest, like a worker ant.
[23:13] Miracle
    I'll do my best.
[23:16] Chris
    Did you like that?
[23:18] Chris
    Also, did you know the ratio
    between hard-working ants,
[23:20] Chris
    ants that sometimes slack off, and
    ants that always slack off is...
[23:25] Chris
    2:6:2.
[23:29] Chris
    Next time I'll be doing my new
    segment: Chris thinks about ants.
[23:36] Chris
    Bye.
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[23:39] Miracle
    I was ready to keep being a free spirit
    when she showed up and got really mad!
[23:44] Miracle
    What's going to happen to me?
[23:46] Miracle
    Next time on Kizuna no Allele:
    "The Color of a Word."
[23:49] Miracle
    The soap bubble flew...