9 - Eh?! You Said, 'After All This'?! & There's No Way That Happens After Just Two Minutes!!!!

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    "Extraneous Round!"
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    "Fight!"
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    Sound off!
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    --Fight! Fight! Fight!
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    --Oh! Oh! Oh!
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    Sound off!
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    --Fight! Fight! Fight!
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    --Oh! Oh! Oh!
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    Sound off!
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    --Fight! Fight! Fight!
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    --Oh! Oh! Oh!
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    Sound off!
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    --Fight! Fight! Fight!
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    --Oh! Oh! Oh!
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    Sound off!
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    --Fight! Fight! Fight!
[00:42] ---
    --Oh! Oh! Oh!
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    Sound off!
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    --Fight! Fight! Fight!
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    --Oh! Oh! Oh!
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    And so it's 1way, 2way, 3way, 4way
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    Go way! Go way! There, You! Make My Day!
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    Is it really that difficult?
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    1way, 2way, 3way, 4way No way! No way!
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    Now good-bye! bad day!
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    Go ahead and bust it up as you please
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    What was that happiness I spotted
[01:23] ---
    from atop someone's rail?
[01:27] ---
    Is this right?
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    I'm sick of hearing about
    love, and passion, and dreams
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    I'm bored; where shall I go?
[01:40] ---
    Are you ready?
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    And so it's 1way, 2way, 3way, 4way
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    Go way! Go way! There, You! Make My Day!
[01:48] ---
    Is it really that difficult?
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    1way, 2way, 3way, 4way No way! No way!
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    Now good-bye! bad day!
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    As you please
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    Happy about each and every thing,
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    which way is the headwind blowing from?
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    Take the swirling destiny hedging you in
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    and bust it up
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    Today is the day that I drill
    into every fiber of your being...
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    ...that a poverty god such as yourself...
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    ...would be presumptuous
    to even begin to defy me!
[02:33] ---
    Hmph. Uh, little girl, um... that is...
[02:39] ---
    Uh... Hey!
[02:44] ---
    "Round 9!"
    "Eh?! You Said, 'After All This'?!"
[02:47] ---
    "Ten minutes earlier..."
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    Okay, since the usual teacher
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    who takes care of girls'
    phys ed is out today,
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    today's class will be held
    jointly with the boys. As such,
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    today we will be having
    special mixed pairs tennis.
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    Doubles, huh?
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    Which means, I have to pick the boy
    that I'm going to be paired with.
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    Go! You can at least call out to him!
[03:15] ---
    S-Say, there...!
[03:19] ---
    What?
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    W-Would you... Would you...
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    ...l-like to pair up with me?
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    Sure.
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    That's it! Let 'er rip!
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    Oh, but I can't!
[03:33] ---
    Here, put your hips into it more...
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    From these doubles,
    will spring a lifetime of doubles!
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    Or that may happen, but
    there's no way I can say that!
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    --Hyah! No way!
[03:45] ---
    --W-What happened to Rindo?!
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    Miss Sakura!
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    Could I ask you to pair up with me?
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    Me, by all means!
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    No, me!
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    Just a moment, boys.
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    Commoners such as yourself
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    are unfit to pair with
    the lovely and noble Miss Sakura.
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    Who are you?!
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    I am the Prince of the
    Tennis Club, Adenokoji Shion!
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    A self-proclaimed prince.
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    Yeah, of the soft tennis club.
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    A similarly noble person like me
    is better suited for Miss Sakura.
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    Would you pair with me?
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    Yeah, sure. Anyone is fine.
[04:24] ---
    Huh? Did you just wipe your hand?
[04:25] ---
    "Screaming"
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    This sucks, all right.
[04:30] ---
    It's icky. Hey boys,
    aren't you being overly rude?
[04:34] ---
    Stop that.
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    The more thin-skinned you are,
    the more stuck-up they get.
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    You can dispel your daily
    resentment out there on the court!
[04:45] ---
    M-Miss Binboda?
[04:47] ---
    Poverty god?
    What's the deal with the gorilla?
[04:50] ---
    His name is Gorihara!
    He's in the same tennis club as I am,
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    and has been my rival
    ever since middle school.
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    Adenokoji the Technician
    and Gorihara the Crusher.
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    Our rivalry is famous all over the country,
[05:03] ---
    --and we've already had
    several major shoot-outs...
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    --Well, none of that makes any difference.
[05:05] ---
    --Huh? No way!
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    If you can beat that girl,
    I'll give you a year's supply of bananas.
[05:10] ---
    Bring it on!
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    If you're my opponent, poverty god,
    I'm holding nothing back!
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    Today is the day that I drill
    into every fiber of your being
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    that a poverty god such as yourself
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    would be presumptuous
    to even begin to defy me!
[05:23] ---
    Hmph. Uh, little girl, um... that is...
[05:27] ---
    Uh... Hey!
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    They're both spoiling for this fight!
    Good luck, both of you!
[05:32] ---
    It won't be much fun to
    play a regular game, right?
[05:35] ---
    What do you say we make a wager?
    That will get us fired up, right?
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    Fine with me!
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    If I win, will you finally
    disappear from my sight for good?
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    Very well. In return, when you lose,
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    you will turn over your happiness
    energy to me without a fuss.
[05:53] ---
    Would you two like to make a bet, as well?
[05:56] ---
    Sounds fun. All right, then...
[05:58] ---
    He'll do anything! If he loses,
    he'll shave his head bald!
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    The prince, that is.
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    Huh? You volunteered that kind of quick, huh?
[06:05] ---
    You volunteered something that
    terribly awful kind of quick, huh?
[06:08] ---
    Don't sell short the
    determination of a prince.
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    In that case, if we lose,
    then Gorihara will put on...
[06:13] ---
    ...a "Live a Week in a Cage
    With a She-Gorilla in Heat,
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    and See if He Can Preserve
    His Chastity Tour!"
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    Therein lies a fight that we cannot lose!
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    I've only ever played a little bit of tennis,
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    but I've still got the poverty god beat.
[06:34] ---
    Now I have to just keep
    from returning the ball
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    to Bigfoot there as much as possible.
[06:45] ---
    That gorilla is awesome!
[06:46] ---
    Hey, you lousy gorilla!
[06:48] ---
    How could you do that to Miss Sakura?!
[06:49] ---
    You big jerk!
[06:50] ---
    Knock it off! This is tennis, not a fight!
[06:54] ---
    If you can't understand that,
    then get off the court this minute!
[06:58] ---
    Besides...
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    ...shouldn't you be more
    concerned about Miss Sakura
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    than you are about directing
    your anger at Gorihara?
[07:06] ---
    Prince...
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    You're right.
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    Any humiliation I suffer on the court
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    deserves to be paid back on the court!
[07:13] ---
    Miss Sakura, you understood me!
[07:16] ---
    Okay, here comes the next one!
[07:26] ---
    Are you okay, Gorihara?
[07:29] ---
    Hey...
[07:32] ---
    Next time, you're gonna
    get off with worse than this!
[07:35] ---
    "Shudder"
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    Not bad at all, Ichiko!
[07:38] ---
    "Self-suggestion"
[07:39] ---
    Th-This is encouraging, isn't it?
[07:42] ---
    Now it's my turn!
[07:44] ---
    I may not have the power that Gorihara has,
[07:46] ---
    but go ahead and keep up with
    my ever-changing serve, if you can!
[07:55] ---
    Oh, that spin is awesome!
[07:59] ---
    Huh?
[08:01] ---
    Gum-Gum...
[08:02] ---
    Receive!
[08:04] ---
    Hey, Judge, stretching
    your arms is against the rules!
[08:07] ---
    After that, you're focused on the rules?!
[08:10] ---
    What is with these two?
[08:12] ---
    From here on, with Gorihara
    cowering before Ichiko,
[08:16] ---
    and the prince being baffled
    by Momiji's impossible moves,
[08:19] ---
    this match has taken some
    turns contrary to my expectations,
[08:22] ---
    and now, it has reached the final set.
[08:26] ---
    Binboda...
[08:28] ---
    Honestly, your tricky
    moves threw me at first,
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    but I'm gradually starting to get
    used to how off-the-wall they are.
[08:35] ---
    Hmph, after just that,
    you think you know my moves?
[08:39] ---
    Allow me to show you...
[08:41] ---
    ...the true essence of "tricky"!
[08:42] ---
    Wha--?
[08:43] ---
    What kind of moves are those?!
[08:45] ---
    It looks like there are
    many different Binbodas!
[08:50] ---
    By moving that fast, she is able
    to make afterimages of herself?
[08:53] ---
    What kind of girl is Binboda?!
    Wait, calm down, Adenokoji Shion!
[08:58] ---
    Watch closely! They're just afterimages!
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    There's only one real ball!
[09:02] ---
    The real one is right here!
[09:06] ---
    "Correct answer: They're all real"
[09:08] ---
    Afterimages... with mass?!
[09:11] ---
    Yes.
[09:12] ---
    Momiji isn't bad, herself.
[09:14] ---
    Wait, those aren't afterimages,
    those are clones! Huh?
[09:18] ---
    Prince, are you okay?
[09:20] ---
    I've had it. I have no idea
    what anything is anymore.
[09:25] ---
    Get a hold of yourself, prince!
[09:28] ---
    Miss Sakura, you take it from here.
[09:31] ---
    Seriously, just don't let them shave my head.
[09:37] ---
    Prince!
[09:39] ---
    Why, you poverty god!
[09:41] ---
    Time out a second!
    I'm going to go fetch my racket.
[09:45] ---
    Thanks for waiting.
[09:47] ---
    Wait, your racket? But that's...
[09:51] ---
    That's your Somin Shorai, isn't it?
[09:54] ---
    Here goes!
[09:55] ---
    Here goes, huh?
[09:57] ---
    What do you think will happen
    if you use that in front of everyone?
[10:01] ---
    Whoa! A sudden gust of wind!
[10:03] ---
    Ow! I've got sand in my
    eyes, and I can't see!
[10:07] ---
    Happiness energy comes in handy, huh?
[10:11] ---
    But you're going too far.
[10:12] ---
    What is all this?!
[10:15] ---
    Ichiko! Momiji!
[10:17] ---
    This is a fight to avenge the prince!
[10:19] ---
    I'm not dead!
[10:22] ---
    Take this!
[10:27] ---
    Aw, this is not really
    my thing. But then again,
[10:32] ---
    running away bugs me, too!
[10:35] ---
    Who is still in there?!
[10:37] ---
    Boobs, flat-chest, the
    prince, and the gorilla!
[10:39] ---
    That's nice and easy to understand.
[10:41] ---
    At any rate, the rest of
    you students, take shelter!
[10:47] ---
    I can see something now!
[10:50] ---
    W-What on earth is
    going on inside that storm?!
[10:59] ---
    This is tennis, right?!
[11:12] ---
    Class is over already?
[11:19] ---
    The class blew away?!
[11:22] ---
    Since we can't use the courts
    anymore, tennis is cancelled.
[11:26] ---
    A tie is not going to cut it!
[11:28] ---
    I don't think the game is going to
    end without someone getting killed.
[11:32] ---
    You guys sure are spunky, huh?
[11:35] ---
    And so, with the match being
    called, the game ends in a tie.
[11:38] ---
    The prince and gorilla get
    out of their penalty game...
[11:41] ---
    We've got your favorite--sakura mochi!
[11:43] ---
    "Translation: I'm scared of Sakura!!!"
[11:45] ---
    We've got some *momiji manju
    *from Hiroshima here!
[11:48] ---
    I'm scared of Momiji!
[11:50] ---
    They each developed their
    own special case of gynophobia,
[11:54] ---
    and all's well that ends well.
[11:56] ---
    How so?!
[12:03] ---
    "This week's"
[12:03] ---
    This week's
[12:04] ---
    "Oh, Nadeshiko!"
[12:04] ---
    Why, you don't even have
    to look for Nadeshiko!
[12:07] ---
    I've finally done it!
[12:07] ---
    "Miss Nadeshiko's First
    Lines in the Main Episode"
[12:18] ---
    I see. If you're willing to go that far,
[12:22] ---
    then all right. I will take responsibility.
[12:27] ---
    I will leave everything from
    here on up to your discretion.
[12:30] ---
    Please, go now and ascertain
    matters with your own eyes.
[12:35] ---
    "Round 9.5!" "There's No Way
    That Happens after Just Two Minutes!!!!"
[12:38] ---
    All right! I've put this
    off for a long time, now,
[12:43] ---
    but today's the day I get this done!
[12:46] ---
    Cooking for myself!
[12:48] ---
    Suwano...
[12:50] ---
    Miss Ichiko, do not always get
    delivery and convenience-store food;
[12:54] ---
    cook for yourself.
    And don't forget to eat three meals--
[12:57] ---
    morning, noon, and night, every day.
[13:00] ---
    Relax. If I set my mind to it,
    I can handle cooking.
[13:05] ---
    Sure, I'm a beginner,
[13:07] ---
    and I can't make food the way
    you do right off the bat, Suwano,
[13:11] ---
    --but I do know that if I can make
    everyone else say how delicious
[13:11] ---
    --Yum!
[13:14] ---
    --the things I made are, I will be happy.
[13:15] ---
    --Yum!
[13:17] ---
    Gah! How come Tsuwabuki showed up?!
[13:20] ---
    "Cooking Even a Monkey Can Do"
[13:21] ---
    Mm-hmm, in any event, I'm doing this!
[13:24] ---
    First... I should prepare
    the rice ahead of time...
[13:28] ---
    The enemy general's head. Get it?
[13:31] ---
    Seriously darvish!
[13:31] ---
    "Whooooooooa"
    "Ker-smash!"
[13:33] ---
    If I'd won that tennis match,
    I could have driven her away...
[13:37] ---
    The biggest mistake wasn't losing the game,
[13:39] ---
    it was getting caught up in all the momentum.
[13:42] ---
    Oh, well. Time to snap out of it,
    and get cooking! Let's do this!
SIGN    "Afterward, the staff enjoyed using up the ingredients"
SIGN    "Two Minutes Later" "Languish" "Moo"
[13:53] ---
    "Dejection"
[13:55] ---
    "Sniffle"
[13:55] ---
    How could this happen?
    And in just two minutes?
[13:59] ---
    If she were here, I'm sure
    she would make fun of me.
[14:01] ---
    There's no way that happens
    after just two minutes!
[14:04] ---
    All right,
[14:06] ---
    I give up.
[14:08] ---
    Thank you for waiting! It's Pizza Cats!
[14:12] ---
    Thank you very much!
[14:13] ---
    Thank you!
[14:15] ---
    ♪ I'll start cooking
    tomorrow. Pizza, pizza... ♪
[14:19] ---
    ♪ I'll start cooking-- ♪
[14:20] ---
    This is yummy.
[14:22] ---
    Don't go eating my supper without asking!
[14:25] ---
    Who cares? You're not going to miss a little!
[14:28] ---
    I haven't eaten anything since yesterday!
[14:30] ---
    Besides... Besides, after
    such terrible treatment...
[14:35] ---
    There's no way that happens
    after just two minutes!
[14:37] ---
    Shut up!
[14:39] ---
    You've got no room to talk!
    Just give me back my pizza!
[14:46] ---
    Gaah! There's freshly-baked
    gooey cheese all over my face!
[14:51] ---
    Whoa, are you okay?
[14:55] ---
    This is yummy.
[14:57] ---
    Get lost!
[14:59] ---
    "Vermicelli Noodles"
[15:01] ---
    I want some of Suwano's cooking.
[15:13] ---
    I'd only heard stories, myself,
[15:15] ---
    but you're really in a
    knock-down drag-out, huh?
[15:18] ---
    Long time no see, Momiji.
[15:20] ---
    Huh? Is that you,
[15:23] ---
    Kuroyuri?
[15:26] ---
    What are you doing in the human realm?
[15:28] ---
    I came to give you a hand.
[15:30] ---
    Who, me?
[15:31] ---
    Be grateful for our friendship.
[15:33] ---
    I recommended myself to Big Sis Yamabuki.
[15:37] ---
    I told her, "I can't leave my
    dear friend hanging on her mission.
[15:39] ---
    I'm the only one who can help her out."
[15:43] ---
    Big Sis Yamabuki graciously agreed.
[15:46] ---
    She said that by all means, we should
    join forces and carry out the mission.
[15:51] ---
    And so, I look forward to working with you.
[15:56] ---
    I don't have the least bit of
    interest in helping you, though.
[15:59] ---
    As soon as I can swing it, I'll steal
    this Sakura Ichiko girl's happiness energy,
[16:03] ---
    and take all of the credit for it.
[16:05] ---
    Once I do, Big Sis Yamabuki
    will surely say...
[16:08] ---
    That was fantastic, Kuroyuri.
[16:11] ---
    Naw, just my normal thing.
[16:16] ---
    Booger! You booger-woman!
[16:22] ---
    Same old Kuroyuri!
[16:28] ---
    Your strength is on the
    decline, isn't it, Yuri-rin?
[16:31] ---
    Don't call me Yuri-rin!
    I'll kill you, you idiot!
[16:33] ---
    Damn it, she's making a fool out of me!
[16:35] ---
    How is it that despite usually
    being shiftless and lazy,
[16:37] ---
    she can be so unusually shrewd?
[16:39] ---
    Not to mention she's one of
    Big Sis Yamabuki's favorites.
[16:41] ---
    I'll drag her down! I'll drag her down!
[16:43] ---
    I see you're fostering rivalry for
    no reason, as usual. What a pain.
[16:48] ---
    But you know, I wasn't aware that
    you were that concerned about me.
[16:54] ---
    I'm grateful for your help.
[16:55] ---
    Ha, not at all.
[16:59] ---
    We're friends, aren't we?
[17:01] ---
    All right, I did it!
[17:03] ---
    "Sti-ink"
[17:04] ---
    I can do it if I just try, huh?
[17:07] ---
    Now, if I don't have
    any interference from her...
[17:10] ---
    Excuse me...
[17:11] ---
    There you are, you jinx!
[17:13] ---
    I'm a poverty god.
[17:15] ---
    Huh?
[17:17] ---
    Oh, my goodness...
    Another poverty god, right over there...
[17:21] ---
    This is Sakura Ichiko, huh?
[17:24] ---
    Indeed, she looks like she hasn't
    had any difficulty at all with you.
[17:28] ---
    Who is this? A friend of yours?
[17:32] ---
    Yes, a friend, I suppose you could call her.
[17:34] ---
    And this...
[17:36] ---
    ...is what you might call an alliance!
[17:39] ---
    Say your prayers!
[17:42] ---
    "Squish"
[17:43] ---
    Ee-yow!
[17:45] ---
    Aw, it broke!
[17:48] ---
    W-Why, you... Momiji!
[17:57] ---
    I forgot that the trial cake that
    I was making was still left in the oven.
[18:01] ---
    To make a cake explode,
    you must have some incredible talent.
[18:05] ---
    Damn it! Goda!
[18:08] ---
    The both of you want to
    make a fool of me, do you?!
[18:12] ---
    If that's how you want it,
    who cares about the people around us?!
[18:15] ---
    I'm going to burn you both down to ashes!
[18:18] ---
    Poverty god item! The Lemme Go Grandpa!
[18:21] ---
    When you call him "Pochi" he gets mad,
[18:21] ---
    "Pochi"
[18:23] ---
    and reduces everything within
    a 1-kilometer radius to ashes.
[18:29] ---
    Whoa! Pee-yew! What is that smell?!
[18:36] ---
    You distracted me, and I burnt the stew!
[18:38] ---
    "Gush gush"
[18:38] ---
    That's way beyond the "burnt" level!
[18:40] ---
    And don't be so quick to throw
    that out! You should cherish food!
[18:44] ---
    This is really bad.
[18:45] ---
    "Afterward, the staff tried to
    enjoy these ingredients, but couldn't"
[18:46] ---
    Even the dead down in hell would hate this.
[18:48] ---
    What do you mean?
[18:49] ---
    It's not like you can cook, either, can you?
[18:52] ---
    What are you talking about? I'm...
[18:55] ---
    I know...
[18:57] ---
    How about you and I,
[18:59] ---
    have a cook-off,
    as a rematch for our tennis game?
[19:03] ---
    With your happiness energy
    at stake, of course.
[19:06] ---
    F-F-Fine...! And if I win,
[19:08] ---
    you'll have to leave
    the human realm for real this time!
[19:11] ---
    Huh? Hey, you two...
[19:14] ---
    Do you mean it?
    I was half-joking when I said it,
[19:17] ---
    but where is this unfounded
    confidence in yourself coming from?
[19:19] ---
    I've got what it takes when it's game time.
[19:22] ---
    -- "Game time" just consists
    of the day-to-day buildup.
[19:22] ---
    --Hey, you guys...!
[19:25] ---
    You haven't built up anything, have you?!
[19:26] ---
    --Oh, shut up, shut up, shut up!
[19:26] ---
    --Don't ignore me.
[19:28] ---
    You there!
[19:30] ---
    You'll be the judge.
[19:32] ---
    Huh? Why me?
[19:34] ---
    Tell us what your favorite food is, Kuroyuri.
[19:37] ---
    We'll settle this by seeing who
    can make a dish more to your liking.
[19:41] ---
    Huh? O-Okay... Meat and potato stew?
[19:45] ---
    "Meat and Potatoes!"
[19:47] ---
    "Judge"
[19:49] ---
    Why me?
[19:52] ---
    Your hatred of losing is
    working against you, Ichiko.
[19:55] ---
    I don't care how much
    happiness energy you have,
[19:57] ---
    it's not going to make you
    a skilled cook overnight.
[20:00] ---
    But cooking is my specialty!
[20:05] ---
    This contest is all mine.
[20:08] ---
    All done! This will teach you a lesson!
[20:16] ---
    Huh? Meat and potato stew...?
[20:18] ---
    All done!
[20:22] ---
    What is this?
[20:23] ---
    Anyone can see that
    it's meat and potato stew.
[20:25] ---
    Anyone can see that it's
    black charcoal, can't they?
[20:28] ---
    You know, if you adjust the angle right,
    it looks like a human face.
[20:32] ---
    Quit your yapping and judge it!
[20:34] ---
    Judge it? For one thing,
    it's not even meat and potatoes.
[20:38] ---
    For another, it's definitely not even food.
[20:40] ---
    Listen, you!
[20:42] ---
    When judging food and people,
    it's not what you see that counts!
[20:45] ---
    It's what's inside!
[20:46] ---
    In other words, you're a failure
    as a human being, huh?
[20:50] ---
    Even so, this is...
[20:52] ---
    What choice is there? I'll judge it,
[20:55] ---
    and say that she's lost.
[21:35] ---
    The taste was so bad,
    she was called back to heaven.
[21:38] ---
    That was rude of her.
[21:40] ---
    But then, what do we
    do about the contest now?
[21:43] ---
    It's your responsibility; eat it.
[21:45] ---
    No. I'm not ready to die yet.
[21:48] ---
    Listen, you...
[21:50] ---
    All right, would you please
    give me a detailed report
[21:54] ---
    on Momiji's current status in
    the human realm and your analysis?
[21:59] ---
    Taking out Sakura Ichiko
    is more than I can handle!
[22:03] ---
    I think Momiji is doing quite well!
[22:06] ---
    You've been traumatized by her?!
[22:10] ---
    I'll get back to cooking tomorrow.
[22:11] ---
    This is yummy.
[22:33] ---
    Peering up innocently through her eyelashes,
[22:37] ---
    she leans up against him
[22:41] ---
    She knows I'm looking at her,
[22:45] ---
    but pretends she hasn't noticed
[22:49] ---
    I want to tell him what she's really like
[22:56] ---
    The truth is, all the time,
    she says only backbiting!
[23:04] ---
    I don't like that girl,
[23:07] ---
    the lying phony with the put-on smile
[23:12] ---
    Why can't he see through her?
[23:16] ---
    The truth is, I love you, I love you
[23:19] ---
    I don't like that girl,
[23:23] ---
    the lying phony who is everyone's friend
[23:27] ---
    I mean it, she can't have you
[23:30] ---
    Today, as always, I love
    you, I love you baby!
[23:35] ---
    I'm now in position to ready, set, go
[23:41] ---
    into a love riot rumble!
[23:44] ---
    "This week's"
    "Oh, Nadeshiko!"
[23:44] ---
    I still haven't been able to stop laughing!
[23:46] ---
    "Miss Nadeshiko's First
    Lines in the Main Episode"
[23:51] ---
    "Next time: 'It's Like Secretly
    Mixing Pumpkin into a Stew..."
[23:56] ---
    "...in Order to Feed It to a Child
    Who Hates Pumpkin' (Long...)"
[24:01] ---
    "Next time on Good Luck Girl!"
    "Ibuki Shit"
[24:01] ---
    "Illustration and lettering
    by: Yoshiaki Sukeno"