4 - He Shrank, Didn't He?!

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[00:30] ---
    One-two! One-two!
    One-two! One-two! One-two...!
[00:39] ---
    Huh?
[00:45] ---
    What are you doing down there?
[00:50] ---
    Of all the people to show up...
[00:51] ---
    You're still in town, are you?
    Thanks to you helping out with her,
[00:56] ---
    I really got put through the mill.
[00:58] ---
    Well, that is my job, after all.
[01:01] ---
    I can't very well leave this city
    until I have vanquished you.
[01:05] ---
    "Vanquish," huh? Didn't your mama
    teach you to be kind to ladies?
[01:11] ---
    Yeah, well, if you don't have breasts,
[01:13] ---
    I don't see you as being a woman.
[01:16] ---
    Hey! I've got a real jerk
    here! Bring me a spear!
[01:20] ---
    Bring me something like a spear!
[01:23] ---
    Gotcha!
[01:24] ---
    Hey, can you even eat fish out of this river?
[01:27] ---
    It's not a fish that I'm catching!
[01:29] ---
    This is a poverty god item I'm using
[01:31] ---
    to summon a helper from
    the Plain of High Heaven!
[01:33] ---
    Come on over, destitute one!
[01:42] ---
    I-Is that you,
[01:44] ---
    Momo'o?!
[01:45] ---
    Big Sister Momiji!
[01:55] ---
    Dakara 1way, 2way, 3way, 4way
[01:58] ---
    Go way! Go way! Saa You! Make My Day!
[02:01] ---
    Sonna muzukashii koto ka?
[02:06] ---
    1way, 2way, 3way, 4way No way! No way!
[02:10] ---
    Mou good-bye! bad day!
[02:12] ---
    Omou mama ni kowashite yuke
[02:18] ---
    Dareka no reeru no ue kara
[02:23] ---
    nozoita shiawase tte nan daro?
[02:27] ---
    Kore de ii no?
[02:29] ---
    Ai toka koi toka yume toka kikiakita shi
[02:35] ---
    Taikutsu ne doko e yukou?
[02:40] ---
    Are you ready?
[02:42] ---
    Dakara 1way, 2way, 3way, 4way
[02:45] ---
    Go way! Go way! Saa You! Make My Day!
[02:48] ---
    Sonna muzukashii koto ka?
[02:53] ---
    1way, 2way, 3way, 4way No way! No way!
[02:57] ---
    Mou good-bye! Bad day!
[02:59] ---
    Omou mama ni
[03:04] ---
    Nanimo kamo ga ureshikutte
[03:06] ---
    mukaikaze wa doko kara fuku no?
[03:09] ---
    Ganjigarame uzumaku sadame wo
[03:14] ---
    kowashite yuke
[03:21] ---
    "Round 4!"
    "He Shrank, Didn't He?!"
[03:29] ---
    Is it...
[03:30] ---
    ...really you?
[03:31] ---
    Yeah! Long time no see, Big Sister Momiji!
[03:34] ---
    "Yap-yap"
[03:34] ---
    I waited, and waited,
    and you never came home,
[03:36] ---
    so I was so worried that
    you were being tossed about
[03:38] ---
    by the angry seas of the
    human realm, and brokenhearted,
[03:40] ---
    you had fallen into the
    nightlife trade at some point!
[03:43] ---
    What am I, a musician looking
    to make it big in the city?
[03:46] ---
    I have to admit, Momo'o...
    it has been a long time, huh?
[03:50] ---
    Shake!
[03:51] ---
    Other hand!
[03:52] ---
    Bondage!
[03:56] ---
    All right, good boy! Here's your reward!
[03:59] ---
    This is what you wanted, isn't it?! Eh?!
[04:01] ---
    Yeah! Haven't felt this good in a while!
[04:06] ---
    What is the deal with this guy?
[04:08] ---
    This is Inugami.
[04:11] ---
    Inugami Momo'o.
[04:15] ---
    On closer inspection,
    you're human, aren't you?!
[04:18] ---
    Where does a mere human get off,
[04:19] ---
    casually addressing
    Big Sister Momiji like that, huh?!
[04:23] ---
    His personality is...
[04:24] ---
    ...masochistic!
[04:25] ---
    Yeah, I could tell that by watching.
[04:30] ---
    I came up with a great
    way to steal Sakura Ichiko's
[04:33] ---
    happiness energy from her.
[04:35] ---
    That is, Momo'o, if you will work with me.
[04:38] ---
    I'd be delighted! For you, Big Sister Momiji,
[04:41] ---
    I would go through fire, water,
    even a mountain of needles...!
[04:43] ---
    What a needy little pup he is!
[04:45] ---
    To that end, the first thing
    needed is this boiling water.
[04:50] ---
    Ah, it's whistling.
    What on earth will she do with it?
[04:54] ---
    Drink up.
[04:57] ---
    Hot! Hot!
[04:58] ---
    Whoa, what are you doing?
[05:01] ---
    "You good boys and girls,
    don't try this at home!"
[05:01] ---
    You good boys and girls,
    don't try this at home!
[05:05] ---
    Ohh, here it comes, here it comes!
[05:08] ---
    Here it comes!
[05:11] ---
    W-What in the world?!
[05:14] ---
    When Momo'o reaches
    a certain level of pleasure,
[05:18] ---
    he transforms to become
    his true form as a dog deity.
[05:21] ---
    His true form?!
[05:28] ---
    While dog deities are
    guardians that are revered
[05:31] ---
    for fulfilling their masters' desires,
    and bringing about good fortune,
[05:35] ---
    as a result of their loyalty,
    they are also feared as vengeful deities,
[05:38] ---
    who mercilessly bring about calamity
[05:40] ---
    to those who would do harm to their masters.
[05:45] ---
    Then, this is the vengeful dog deity's...
[05:48] ---
    ...true... form...?
[05:54] ---
    Uh... um...
[05:56] ---
    "Squish"
[05:58] ---
    He shrank, didn't he?
[06:04] ---
    All right, are you ready, Momo'o?
[06:07] ---
    Listen closely. You're the only one
    who can carry out this mission.
[06:19] ---
    Things have been going
    great lately, haven't they?
[06:21] ---
    The poverty god doesn't
    show up too much now, huh?
[06:24] ---
    If she's finally had enough and gone home,
[06:26] ---
    then hooray for me!
[06:33] ---
    "Take me under your woof!"
[06:36] ---
    There she is! That's Sakura Ichiko!
[06:41] ---
    Are you ready, Momo'o?
[06:42] ---
    You're the only one who
    can carry out this mission.
[06:46] ---
    Pretending to be a dog,
    get close to Sakura Ichiko,
[06:48] ---
    and steal her happiness energy! That is all!
[06:50] ---
    "That's something you call a 'mission'?!"
[06:52] ---
    "Also, where is the determination
    you had in episode 2?"
[06:56] ---
    Yeah, well, you see, it doesn't
    change how much of a pain this is.
[07:01] ---
    Also, Momo'o, if you are successful,
[07:04] ---
    I will give you the greatest
    reward you've ever had.
[07:08] ---
    The greatest reward I've ever had?!
[07:11] ---
    "Aiyee!"
[07:12] ---
    No, that's not S&M,
    that's just an execution, isn't it?
[07:15] ---
    "Snicker"
[07:16] ---
    Just leave it to me, Big Sister Momiji!
[07:18] ---
    It is the lot of dog deities
    to fulfill their masters' wishes.
[07:21] ---
    Take this, human! Secret technique!
[07:23] ---
    "Temptation"
[07:24] ---
    Temptation.
[07:36] ---
    What the...?!
[07:38] ---
    How?! How is it that my
    Temptation doesn't work on her?!
[07:41] ---
    Something seemed very deliberate about that.
[07:44] ---
    Excuse me, Miss Sakura...
[07:46] ---
    Oh, yes, Mr. Super?
[07:48] ---
    We don't really forbid keeping pets here,
[07:51] ---
    but could I at least ask you
    to keep him on a collar and leash?
[07:55] ---
    Pet, you say...?
[07:59] ---
    Y-You've got it wrong! This dog isn't...
[08:01] ---
    "Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap!"
[08:03] ---
    It sure looks to me like
    the dog knows you, though.
[08:06] ---
    W-What's going on?
[08:07] ---
    There will be a terrible fuss
    if he bites a child or anything.
[08:10] ---
    The responsibility falls
    entirely on the owner.
[08:18] ---
    Why should I have to take the dog?
[08:21] ---
    Oh, well. I guess I'll just find
    someone at school to take him in.
[08:25] ---
    But in the meantime,
    I'm only going to look after you
[08:27] ---
    because I don't have any other choice.
[08:29] ---
    Ha, you fool...!
[08:31] ---
    Once I've gotten inside, it's my ballgame.
[08:34] ---
    After I take your happiness energy
    from you, it'll be over soon enough!
[08:42] ---
    W-What is all of this?!
[08:43] ---
    "Messy"
[08:45] ---
    Aw, the place is all messed up again.
[08:48] ---
    I just ordered housecleaning
    three days ago, too.
[08:51] ---
    It can't get this bad in just
    three days! Man, that stinks!
[08:54] ---
    Nothing to do but order it again, I suppose.
[08:57] ---
    That's why. Up until now,
    her butler, Suwano, did it all for her.
[09:00] ---
    "Hang in there, Miss Ichiko!!!"
[09:01] ---
    At least do your own cleaning!
[09:03] ---
    But it will take more than
    this to make me shy away!
[09:06] ---
    The poverty god item
    I got from Big Sister Momiji--
[09:09] ---
    Gabriel 2012!
[09:11] ---
    A false-teeth-type absorber,
[09:13] ---
    which absorbs happiness
    energy while inflicting pain!
[09:16] ---
    Putting in place...
[09:19] ---
    Ugh, tell me, how do I keep
    the dirty dishes from piling up?
[09:23] ---
    "Answer: How about washing them?"
[09:24] ---
    Oh, well. Let's see, where
    are they, again? Those goodies...?
[09:29] ---
    Target lock on!
[09:32] ---
    Your happiness energy is mine!
[09:35] ---
    Oh, whoops...
[09:36] ---
    Ah! You idiot!
[09:37] ---
    W-Why, you...! I was so close!
[09:39] ---
    "Shichimi chili pepper"
[09:40] ---
    Wah! My eyes! My eyes!
[09:43] ---
    D-Damn, what kind of
    happiness energy does she--
[09:50] ---
    Aw, what are you doing?
[09:52] ---
    Lying down in a place like that...
    You must be pretty tired, huh?
[09:56] ---
    The hell... I am...
[09:59] ---
    "Momo'o"...?
[10:01] ---
    "Momo'o"
[10:01] ---
    That's a weird name.
[10:11] ---
    You're completely vulnerable, human!
[10:14] ---
    Once you're asleep, I don't care
    how much happiness energy you have,
[10:16] ---
    there's no way you can avoid me!
[10:19] ---
    You're through!
[10:25] ---
    Is this her happiness energy at work, too?
[10:27] ---
    Or is she just a fitful sleeper?
[10:32] ---
    Ah... that feels so good...!
[10:34] ---
    No! If I experience any greater pleasure,
[10:35] ---
    "Squeeze"
[10:36] ---
    I'll return to my human form!
    Damn it, human, you will not best me!
[10:41] ---
    Just a moment, please, Big Sister Momiji!
[10:44] ---
    "Crack"
[10:48] ---
    And what do you think she said then?!
[10:50] ---
    She held up her own breasts and said,
[10:52] ---
    "Are you sure you haven't confused
    being a god of flat-brokeness
[10:54] ---
    for being a god of flat-chestedness?"
    Isn't that cruel?! Isn't that cruel?!
[10:57] ---
    Milk! You should drink more milk!
[10:59] ---
    I do drink it! I've been
    drinking it for a hundred years!
[11:01] ---
    "Oden"
[11:01] ---
    That rotten Tit-chiko!
    Momo'o! Get her for me!
[11:05] ---
    "Note: Momiji is slightly
    older than 100, so she is OK to drink"
[11:10] ---
    "Mash"
[11:28] ---
    I'm returning the quiz we did earlier.
[11:31] ---
    "Math Quiz" "Name Sakura Ichiko"
    "Factor the following expressions."
[11:31] ---
    Seems about right.
[11:32] ---
    Way to go, Miss Sakura.
[11:34] ---
    You're a cut above the rest of us.
[11:36] ---
    Oh, what are you talking about?
[11:38] ---
    "Lie"
[11:38] ---
    I really have to try on these, myself.
[11:40] ---
    There you go again...
[11:42] ---
    --Hooray! Hooray!
[11:42] ---
    --Way to go, Miss Ichiko!
[11:43] ---
    --Ugh!
[11:44] ---
    Hmm. Given the cold shoulder by the girls,
[11:47] ---
    but popular among the boys.
[11:48] ---
    Just as Big Sister Momiji reported.
[11:51] ---
    "Milk"
[11:51] ---
    Now that I know that her happiness
    energy protects her completely,
[11:56] ---
    it's time to take a moment to regroup,
    and learn about my enemy!
[11:59] ---
    After what's become of dear Big Sister...
[12:01] ---
    Ah, my head hurts.
    Some water, please! Some water!
[12:08] ---
    Sakura Ichiko observation record...
[12:11] ---
    Excellent grades.
[12:13] ---
    Masterful at sports.
[12:14] ---
    Her brains and beauty
    are more than ornamental.
[12:17] ---
    Men flirt with her while walking the streets,
[12:19] ---
    --and each time, she soundly fights them off.
[12:19] ---
    --What do you mean, how
    about it for ¥50,000?!
[12:21] ---
    --Her personality is violent.
[12:22] ---
    --You undervalue me!
[12:23] ---
    --Just as has been reported.
[12:26] ---
    She's home.
[12:32] ---
    I'm home!
[12:33] ---
    What's this? She's in a good mood, huh?
[12:42] ---
    This wasn't in Big Sister Momiji's report.
[12:46] ---
    She never, ever makes that
    face at school or in front of others.
[12:50] ---
    What is that? What is she reading?
[13:04] ---
    What is this?
[13:06] ---
    Oh, they're letters from that butler.
[13:10] ---
    I wish it was something more,
    that I could use against her.
[13:13] ---
    I was going through my photos,
[13:16] ---
    and an old one of you came up, Miss Ichiko.
[13:19] ---
    At the time, it was impossible
    to imagine how voluptuous--
[13:22] ---
    that is to say, how beautiful
    you would grow up to be.
[13:26] ---
    There's a little sexual
    harassment included in here.
[13:28] ---
    At Miss Sumire's suggestion,
    I have started taking up Tai Chi.
[13:32] ---
    I am now in the process
    of toughening up my body,
[13:35] ---
    so that I can someday fight
    the man who will be your fiancé.
[13:38] ---
    "If you want Miss Ichiko,
    you'll have to go through me!"
[13:39] ---
    I thought this old man was once
    this close to dying, wasn't he?
[13:44] ---
    Her substitute father, huh?
[13:46] ---
    This man, Mr. Suwano,
[13:48] ---
    is the one and only person
    that she allows into her heart.
[13:51] ---
    Their bond may be even deeper
    than the one had with her true parents.
[13:57] ---
    If only you could direct
    even a tenth of the kindness
[14:00] ---
    you gave to your butler toward other people.
[14:04] ---
    One other poverty god item
    that I got from Big Sister--
[14:07] ---
    the cursing straw effigy man, type mini!
[14:10] ---
    It's an item which, like it or not,
[14:12] ---
    brings unhappiness to everyone
    within a 1-meter radius
[14:15] ---
    when you pull the nail out from its heart.
[14:16] ---
    There's no escaping the curse of this thing.
[14:22] ---
    ...wano... Suwano...
[14:27] ---
    W-What is she doing?
[14:30] ---
    Oh, crap!
[14:31] ---
    Damn! She's not actually awake, is--
[14:34] ---
    Wah! I pulled it out!
[14:35] ---
    "Aaah"
[14:37] ---
    This is bad! I have to get away now,
    or the curse will get me, too!
[14:40] ---
    Ooh...
[14:41] ---
    No, not "ooh!" Can't breathe! Can't breathe!
[14:44] ---
    Let me go...!
[14:49] ---
    Then again, why isn't
    anything happening to her?
[14:52] ---
    Is this due to the protection of her...
[14:54] ---
    ...happiness energy, too...?
[15:00] ---
    Aah! I overslept!
[15:03] ---
    Wait, why is Momo
    sleeping there? Oh well. I'm off!
[15:12] ---
    Excuse us! Housecleaning!
[15:15] ---
    Is it okay for us to just walk in?
[15:16] ---
    It's okay, it's okay.
[15:18] ---
    We're always called in to
    work when no one is at home.
[15:21] ---
    Oh...
[15:22] ---
    Whoa, how dirty! And smelly!
[15:24] ---
    First, we clean up the room.
[15:25] ---
    Apparently, except for the clothes
    and dinnerware lying about,
[15:28] ---
    we're free to throw everything else away.
[15:30] ---
    Also, we're not supposed to touch
    anything on the desk in her room.
[15:34] ---
    Right.
[15:34] ---
    Um, there was a dog lying
    on the bed. What about this?
[15:38] ---
    I doubt we're supposed to throw that away.
[15:45] ---
    It's gone! It's gone! But why?!
[15:48] ---
    Why isn't it here?!
[15:50] ---
    I thought I told you not to
    touch anything on the desk!
[15:53] ---
    As soon as she gets home,
    she becomes so loud!
[15:56] ---
    You didn't touch it?! Then why is it gone?!
[15:59] ---
    Yes, a box with a floral pattern!
[16:01] ---
    Box? Does she mean the box
    with the butler's letters in it?
[16:05] ---
    Huh?! You may have thrown it away?!
[16:07] ---
    Where?! Where did you carry it off to?!
[16:10] ---
    You say it's important,
    but I don't know what to tell you.
[16:13] ---
    All I can say is that if it's in
    the garbage that came in today,
[16:16] ---
    it will be over there.
[16:18] ---
    That's okay. Just let me look for it.
[16:20] ---
    H-Hold on!
[16:21] ---
    It's okay. I'm sure to find it. After all...
[16:24] ---
    After all, I've got happiness
    energy on my side.
[16:27] ---
    Losing it... Losing it is
    absolutely not an option.
[16:34] ---
    This is her brand of unhappiness?
[16:37] ---
    That means that the cursing straw
    effigy man really did work on her.
[16:40] ---
    You could have gotten something
    even more painful, if you wanted to.
[16:44] ---
    Now then...
[16:49] ---
    Nah, once she's become exhausted,
[16:52] ---
    it will be easier to take
    her energy from her.
[16:57] ---
    Is she still at it?
[17:01] ---
    If she's looked this hard,
    and hasn't found it,
[17:03] ---
    it's fair to start thinking
    that it's just not here,
[17:06] ---
    regardless of how high or low
    your happiness energy is, right?
[17:17] ---
    Hmm? Huh? It's morning already?
    I wonder if she's finally gone home.
[17:26] ---
    Young lady! Are you still looking?!
[17:30] ---
    You mean you haven't gone home yet?
[17:32] ---
    I'm okay, just let me be.
[17:34] ---
    --Oh, I'm afraid I can't just...
[17:34] ---
    --W-What is this?
[17:36] ---
    They're just letters, aren't they?
[17:38] ---
    Besides... Besides, you're not
    that kind of person, right?
[17:42] ---
    Sakura Ichiko is a little bitch
    who doesn't give a second thought
[17:45] ---
    to the unhappiness of others
    when it comes to herself.
[17:49] ---
    She is an outrageous girl, who
    contrary to outward appearances,
[17:52] ---
    has a twisted personality,
    is not only haughty and highhanded,
[17:54] ---
    but is also naive, and unable to take a hint.
[17:58] ---
    I have to...
[17:59] ---
    I have to find it! Losing it
    is not an option! After all...
[18:05] ---
    Suwano gave them to me...
[18:08] ---
    Suwano sent me those letters!
[18:16] ---
    Damn it...
[18:17] ---
    Damn it!
[18:21] ---
    W-What?
[18:25] ---
    M-Momo?
[18:27] ---
    How long have you been here?
[18:29] ---
    It's dangerous for you to come here--
[18:31] ---
    Wait, it can't be...!
[18:33] ---
    Is that...?!
[18:35] ---
    Give a dog deity's nose its due.
[18:39] ---
    It's here... It's here...!
[18:44] ---
    It's here!
[18:49] ---
    An outrageous, haughty, and highhanded girl?
[18:53] ---
    Her? She's just a kid, isn't she?
[18:56] ---
    Momo!
[19:00] ---
    Thank you, Momo!
[19:04] ---
    Thank you!
[19:06] ---
    Which is it?
[19:07] ---
    Which is the real you?
[19:11] ---
    Ahh, I stink! And I'm dirty!
[19:14] ---
    First thing I need is a bath, huh?
[19:20] ---
    It was the perfect chance, too...
[19:22] ---
    I'm sorry, Big Sister Momiji.
[19:27] ---
    Your feelings... Your feelings stopped you?
[19:31] ---
    I didn't mean for it to happen.
[19:33] ---
    I wasn't trying to gain
    her gratitude, either.
[19:35] ---
    I just found that...
[19:37] ---
    ...that girl...
[19:39] ---
    ...didn't appear to be the awful
    person you said she was, Big Sister.
[19:43] ---
    That's all.
[19:45] ---
    Yes, I see...
[19:52] ---
    Momo!
[19:54] ---
    Still...
[19:56] ---
    I haven't accepted
    everything about you, all right?
[19:59] ---
    No matter what kind of person you may be,
[20:01] ---
    it doesn't change the fact that
    I will take your happiness energy.
[20:08] ---
    W-W-What on earth is happening now?!
[20:12] ---
    It sure is a good thing you're around, Momo.
[20:15] ---
    And I'll bet it's all thanks
    to my happiness energy.
[20:18] ---
    How can she be so carefree...?
[20:22] ---
    What? Does that feel good there?
[20:25] ---
    No, wait!
[20:26] ---
    Take that!
[20:26] ---
    Stop!
[20:31] ---
    M-Momo...?
[20:33] ---
    Oh, crap!
[20:35] ---
    When Momo'o receives
    pleasure, even other than S&M,
[20:38] ---
    he returns to normal!
[20:39] ---
    Huh? What is this? Don't tell me
    you're with the poverty god!
[20:43] ---
    No! Uh, take it easy!
    Take it easy, and hear me out!
[20:46] ---
    You mean, if I take it easy,
    the fact you've seen me naked...
[20:50] ---
    ...will just disappear?!
[20:53] ---
    Ehh?! Is that supposed
    to come free like that?!
[20:57] ---
    --You were pretending to be a dog
    that whole time to come after me?!
[20:57] ---
    "Bwam"
[20:58] ---
    "Wham"
[21:00] ---
    --I wasn't pretending to be a dog!
[21:00] ---
    "Slam"
[21:01] ---
    "Smack"
[21:02] ---
    --I am a dog!
[21:02] ---
    --Stop talking nonsense!
[21:03] ---
    "Bwam"
[21:04] ---
    "Wham"
[21:06] ---
    Sure enough, what Big Sister
    Momiji said is true!
[21:09] ---
    She's violent! Wait, violent?
    Yes, this violence is still violence!
[21:14] ---
    More! Even harder, please!
[21:18] ---
    You're just a sicko!
[21:20] ---
    Outrageous! Where is there a sicko?!
[21:22] ---
    You're the sicko!
[21:24] ---
    Yes, that's correct!
[21:25] ---
    "Bong"
[21:26] ---
    What's going on? Sounds like fun in there.
[21:29] ---
    Let me get in on it, too!
[21:32] ---
    Huh? Momo'o has been beaten up!
    But he has a pleasant look on his face.
[21:35] ---
    Why, you little jinxes...!
[21:38] ---
    No, don't do it! Momo'o's life is at zero!
[21:41] ---
    I'll send you all back to
    the void where you came from!
[21:45] ---
    Wait, I'm human, over here!
[22:08] ---
    Tennen yosooi uwamezukai shite
[22:12] ---
    ano ko wa aitsu ni motarekakaru
[22:16] ---
    Atashi no shisen wo shitte inagara
[22:20] ---
    shirankao shite misetsukeru
[22:24] ---
    Oshiete agetai wa ano ko no honshou
[22:31] ---
    Hontou wa itsudemo She says only backbiting!
[22:39] ---
    Ano ko no koto ki ni iranai
[22:42] ---
    Usotsuki neko kaburi aisowarai
[22:47] ---
    Doushite minuite kurenai no
[22:50] ---
    Atashi mo hontou wa I love you I love you
[22:54] ---
    Ano ko no koto ki ni iranai
[22:58] ---
    Usotsuki neko kaburi happou bijin
[23:02] ---
    Atashi wa honki yo yuzurenai
[23:05] ---
    Kawarazu kyou datte I
    love you I love you baby!
[23:10] ---
    Ima ichi ni tsuite haiyo inopyon de
[23:15] ---
    koi boudou gouon!
[23:20] ---
    Big Sister! Yes, please,
    let me call you Big Sister Ichiko!
[23:23] ---
    Shut up! Go away!
[23:27] ---
    Momo'o...
[23:28] ---
    What's the big idea?!
[23:32] ---
    This is a bear claw of
    pleasure, in its own way!
[23:38] ---
    "This week's"
[23:38] ---
    This week's
[23:39] ---
    "Oh, Nadeshiko!"
[23:40] ---
    "Why, you Nadeshiko!"
[23:41] ---
    This week, I was only here!
[23:43] ---
    If you thought my appearances
    would increase with each week,
[23:46] ---
    too bad for you!
[23:51] ---
    "When Ichiko became a child,
    she stopped being Tit-chiko."
[23:56] ---
    "Next time: 'Which One of Us Is
    Flat-Chested, Again? Hm? Hm!? Hm!!?'"
[24:01] ---
    "Next time: 'My measurements can't
    be smaller than a little girl's! Part 1'"
[24:01] ---
    "Illustration and lettering
    by: Yoshiaki Sukeno"