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5 - Which One of Us is Flat-chested, Again? Hm? Hm?! Hm!!?

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[00:17] ---
    So, do you have the package?
[00:19] ---
    Don't be in such a rush.
    I have it ready, right here.
[00:25] ---
    Indeed you do. I owe you one.
    It pays to have old friends, huh?
[00:31] ---
    Here, it's the least I can do to thank you.
[00:33] ---
    Uh, no thanks.
[00:35] ---
    Oh, you...!
[00:36] ---
    No, I mean it.
[00:38] ---
    Well then, our business is done.
    I'll be leaving now.
[00:42] ---
    Whoa, what's that?!
[00:44] ---
    It's a turtle!
[00:45] ---
    "Cafeteria"
[00:46] ---
    Sorry, please excuse me...
[00:49] ---
    She's cooking something else up, huh?
[00:57] ---
    And so it's 1way, 2way, 3way, 4way
[01:00] ---
    Go way! Go way! There, You! Make My Day!
[01:03] ---
    Is it really that difficult?
[01:08] ---
    1way, 2way, 3way, 4way No way! No way!
[01:12] ---
    Now good-bye! bad day!
[01:14] ---
    Go ahead and bust it up as you please
[01:21] ---
    What was that happiness I spotted
[01:25] ---
    from atop someone's rail?
[01:29] ---
    Is this right?
[01:31] ---
    I'm sick of hearing about
    love, and passion, and dreams

[01:37] ---
    I'm bored; where shall I go?
[01:42] ---
    Are you ready?
[01:44] ---
    And so it's 1way, 2way, 3way, 4way
[01:47] ---
    Go way! Go way! There, You! Make My Day!
[01:50] ---
    Is it really that difficult?
[01:55] ---
    1way, 2way, 3way, 4way No way! No way!
[01:59] ---
    Now good-bye! bad day!
[02:01] ---
    As you please
[02:06] ---
    Happy about each and every thing,
[02:08] ---
    which way is the headwind blowing from?
[02:11] ---
    Take the swirling destiny hedging you in
[02:16] ---
    and bust it up
[02:23] ---
    "Round 5!" "Which One of Us
    Is Flat-Chested, Again? Hm? Hm?! Hm!!?"
[02:31] ---
    A package?
[02:33] ---
    What could it be?
[02:36] ---
    I wonder if it's from Suwano.
[02:37] ---
    "To: Binboda Momiji"
[02:38] ---
    "Screeech"
[02:39] ---
    Why is mail addressed to
    her coming to my home?!
[02:43] ---
    Hmph, I'll bet she had another
    one of those poverty god items
[02:46] ---
    sent to her here.
[02:49] ---
    Then you can just take care of it
[02:51] ---
    before it ever reaches her, can't you?
[02:55] ---
    "I've already nearly been blown up once..."
[02:56] ---
    It's not suddenly going to
    go off, or anything, right?
[02:59] ---
    Well, seems safe enough.
[03:02] ---
    I can just imagine the look
    of frustration on her face!
[03:08] ---
    W-What is this?!
[03:10] ---
    You fell for it, you fool!
    That is a treasure box,
[03:13] ---
    given to me by Mizunoe Urashimako,
    the Urashima-Taro god!
[03:18] ---
    Urashima-Taro gods are
    the deities of long life and marriage,
[03:21] ---
    which connect this existence
    with the world of immortality.
[03:24] ---
    It will be a simple matter to take
    your happiness energy from you,
[03:27] ---
    now that you're an old woman!
[03:28] ---
    Go on, beg for forgiveness,
[03:28] ---
    "Cough cough"
[03:30] ---
    now that the breasts you're so
    proud of are ugly and sagging!
[03:35] ---
    Huh?
[03:40] ---
    Wha-- Huh?
[03:44] ---
    That dumb turtle!
[03:44] ---
    "Heh heh heh, sorry about that"
[03:45] ---
    --He must have gotten his
    treasure boxes mixed up!
[03:46] ---
    --Sorry.
[03:48] ---
    Yeah, but still...
[03:50] ---
    Well, I may have gotten smaller,
[03:52] ---
    but my Somin Shorai can still--
[03:54] ---
    Wait, huh?! Even my Somin Shorai got smaller!
[03:59] ---
    So?
[04:01] ---
    I-I'm not done yet! Come forth,
    my twelve divine generals!
[04:06] ---
    Sure enough!
    They've all become children, too!
[04:11] ---
    So...?!
[04:14] ---
    It wouldn't be much fun to just
    take your happiness energy
[04:16] ---
    away from you so easily.
[04:18] ---
    I'm going to pay you back for all
    the humiliation I've gone through.
[04:23] ---
    How does it feel, having lost
    the figure you were so proud of?
[04:26] ---
    Which one of us is flat-chested,
    again? Hm? Hm?! Hm!!?
[04:30] ---
    We're still about the
    same cup size, aren't we?
[04:35] ---
    Do you mean that?!
[04:47] ---
    "It's a tie"
[04:48] ---
    You're kidding!
[04:50] ---
    That must be some kind
    of mistake! A malfunction!
[04:50] ---
    "Momiji" "Kumagai"
[04:53] ---
    "Crush"
[04:57] ---
    "Okay, Momiji, take it easy"
[04:57] ---
    Hey, don't look at me like that!
[05:01] ---
    It's so galling! Kumagai! Keep an eye on her!
[05:03] ---
    I'm going to the ¥100-store
    to buy my favorite torture item!
[05:06] ---
    "Where do you have that much money?"
[05:08] ---
    We don't have it? Not even ¥100?
    You're kidding, really?
[05:12] ---
    So much for that.
[05:13] ---
    I'll have to find something
    around the house I can use.
[05:17] ---
    You little...!
[05:19] ---
    Hold it right there!
[05:21] ---
    Hey, you!
[05:22] ---
    Are you out of your mind?!
[05:30] ---
    Why, you...!
[05:31] ---
    You're not getting away!
[05:37] ---
    Wait up!
[05:41] ---
    "Slow!!"
[05:46] ---
    What is this? Look at me!
    You've got to be kidding!
[05:50] ---
    She's probably still
    prowling around up there,
[05:53] ---
    so I'll just keep myself hidden down here.
[05:55] ---
    If she finds me, I'm history.
[05:58] ---
    I found you!
[05:59] ---
    Eek!
[05:59] ---
    "Eek!"
[06:07] ---
    Mika, what's the matter?
[06:08] ---
    Non, is this girl one of your friends?
[06:11] ---
    Who is she? I don't know her.
[06:14] ---
    Who is that girl, again?
    Mika... Mika... Mika...
[06:21] ---
    That's it! I remember now!
    She's Tsuwabuki's sister!
[06:25] ---
    Say, do you want to play
    with us? It's hide-and-seek.
[06:29] ---
    Sure, you do, right?
[06:31] ---
    No, um, I...
[06:35] ---
    Uh-huh, sure! I want to play with you, too!
[06:38] ---
    I knew it! It's okay if we let her in, right?
[06:42] ---
    Okay!
[06:43] ---
    Oh, yeah. What is your name?
    I'm Tsuwabuki Mika.
[06:48] ---
    Um... I'm, uh... M-Michiko. I'm Michiko.
[06:53] ---
    Ichiko! Come on out!
[06:58] ---
    For Pete's sake, if you
    hadn't broken the Scouter,
[07:01] ---
    we could have found her in no time.
[07:03] ---
    It may be important to be in the moment,
    but we can't get too carried away.
[07:09] ---
    Oh, they're just regular children.
[07:15] ---
    Bye-bye! See you tomorrow!
[07:18] ---
    See you!
[07:21] ---
    Michiko, aren't you going home?
[07:24] ---
    Oh, no! Up until now,
[07:26] ---
    I was able to get away with
    blending in with these kids,
[07:28] ---
    but a child by herself at this hour
    would stand out that much more!
[07:32] ---
    I've got it!
[07:34] ---
    Um, I sure would like to
    go over to your house, Mika.
[07:39] ---
    My house?
[07:41] ---
    C-Can I?
[07:43] ---
    Please! Go along with it!
    I can't go back to my own home,
[07:47] ---
    and I don't have anywhere else
    I can go where I can keep hidden!
[07:50] ---
    And most of all, it would be
    unthinkable for me to sleep outside!
[07:53] ---
    Mm-hmm, you bet!
[07:55] ---
    Really?
[07:59] ---
    Okay, let's go. It's right nearby.
[08:05] ---
    That gets me out of sleeping outside.
[08:07] ---
    Now, if I can just find a way
    to get my normal body back...
[08:11] ---
    But I don't have any ideas about that.
[08:14] ---
    --Michiko, that's an unusual
    dress you're wearing, huh?
[08:15] ---
    --And there's no one around who will
    understand the circumstances...
[08:17] ---
    --Come on, tell me!
[08:19] ---
    Let me go!
[08:20] ---
    --Holy crap!
[08:20] ---
    --Where is Kinkakuji Temple?
[08:22] ---
    You keep leering at me!
    It's obvious you have an ulterior motive!
[08:26] ---
    What's the matter?
[08:28] ---
    Mika, I'm sorry. Go on ahead.
    I forgot something back at the park.
[08:33] ---
    Huh? But you don't know the way, right?
[08:35] ---
    I'll catch up right away.
[08:37] ---
    I'll walk slowly, okay?
[08:41] ---
    Ah, man, stop pawing at me,
    you perverted monk!
[08:44] ---
    That's good! Nice kicks!
    Lift your leg even higher!
[08:47] ---
    Whoa, this guy's the worst--
    using a puppy as a shield!
[08:50] ---
    Oh, sorry...
[08:54] ---
    He turned into a person!
[08:55] ---
    That is a fantastic kick you have!
[08:57] ---
    Young lady, do you have any
    experience in combat sports?
[09:00] ---
    Th-This is bad!
[09:02] ---
    --These guys are in the wrong show!
[09:03] ---
    --Please, let me help you train!
[09:05] ---
    I would be happy if you thought
    of me as your punching bag!
[09:09] ---
    We got run off on again.
[09:11] ---
    Bobby! Momo!
[09:16] ---
    Who's this? A friend of yours?
[09:19] ---
    Nope.
[09:20] ---
    It's me! Sakura Ichiko!
[09:28] ---
    What kind of nonsense is
    that little girl going on about?
[09:31] ---
    I'm not interested in the Loli types.
[09:33] ---
    Absolutely. I don't understand
    how nothingness can be a weapon--
[09:37] ---
    "Grind, crack, snap"
[09:38] ---
    Listen to me!
    If you can't imagine it in your heads,
[09:40] ---
    then let your bodies listen!
[09:42] ---
    The sharpness of this move
    is definitely Sakura Ichiko's!
[09:45] ---
    Momo, if you're really a dog,
    then your nose will tell you it's me!
[09:49] ---
    Yes! I knew it from the beginning!
[09:51] ---
    In fact, I may have been
    hoping it would turn out like this!
[09:56] ---
    You look delighted, Momo!
[09:59] ---
    Yes, there is a way to return you to normal.
[10:02] ---
    --Really?!
[10:02] ---
    --Mommy, what's that?
[10:03] ---
    --There are two kinds of treasure boxes--
[10:04] ---
    --Don't look at them.
[10:05] ---
    there has to be one that makes people older.
[10:07] ---
    If I had it, I could return to normal?
[10:10] ---
    Probably.
[10:11] ---
    Say, Bobby, Momo, could you
    please find that treasure box for me?
[10:16] ---
    I can't even walk out in
    the open looking like this.
[10:19] ---
    If you find it, I'll give you
    anything you want. Okay?
[10:24] ---
    Do you mean it?!
[10:25] ---
    I'll give you whatever you want.
[10:27] ---
    Huh?
[10:29] ---
    All right! We can go after
    this with a united front!
[10:33] ---
    No! I mean money and food
    and stuff! What are you imagining?!
[10:38] ---
    Big Sister Ichiko!
[10:39] ---
    I'm going to leave that with you.
    If anything happens, please call me.
[10:43] ---
    What is this? A whistle?
[10:46] ---
    Inugami, this is where we
    will be put to the test!
[10:49] ---
    I'll sniff it out!
[10:54] ---
    I wonder if it was a good idea to ask them.
[10:57] ---
    But then, there isn't anyone else.
[10:59] ---
    We're here.
[11:01] ---
    It may be a little cramped, though.
[11:02] ---
    I'm home!
[11:04] ---
    This is the second time I've been here.
[11:06] ---
    It's better than sleeping
    outside, but still...
[11:11] ---
    Ah, you brought a friend?
[11:13] ---
    Pleased to meet you. I'm Rika.
[11:15] ---
    She's my older sister.
[11:18] ---
    That's my brother, Ryuta.
[11:21] ---
    Ryu...?
[11:22] ---
    This is my little brother, Sorata.
    Sora, can you say hello?
[11:27] ---
    P-Pleased to meet you.
[11:29] ---
    "Pleased to meet you?"
[11:32] ---
    He's suspicious!
    What is it, a child's instinct?!
[11:39] ---
    "Smile"
[11:42] ---
    He's just a kid, all right.
[11:43] ---
    I'm home.
[11:45] ---
    And there's the big boss.
[11:46] ---
    That's my oldest brother...
    let's see... A... I... U... E...
[11:53] ---
    "Ke." For "Keita." Friend of yours?
[11:55] ---
    Mm-hmm, this is Michiko.
[11:57] ---
    Hello.
[12:01] ---
    Have we met before somewhere?
[12:05] ---
    Must be imagining things.
[12:08] ---
    We're not done yet.
    The real problems are just starting.
[12:13] ---
    You want to stay over here?
[12:15] ---
    Yes.
[12:15] ---
    Then we'll have to call your folks.
[12:18] ---
    Eh? Uh, that might be...
[12:21] ---
    What?
[12:22] ---
    I don't have a father or mother.
[12:25] ---
    I have no other relatives,
    or any family, or even a home to live in.
[12:28] ---
    Well, you should be with the police, not us.
[12:30] ---
    No, that was all a lie!
[12:32] ---
    Actually, I'm very scared of my father,
[12:34] ---
    since he beats both me and my mother.
[12:37] ---
    That's why I ran away from home.
[12:39] ---
    I'm gonna go smack your old man around.
[12:41] ---
    No, that's a lie, too!
[12:44] ---
    I just want to stay for a little while.
    Do I have to have a reason?
[12:48] ---
    It's a long story, is it?
[12:51] ---
    What choice do we have?
    The bathroom stinks here, though.
[12:54] ---
    Thank you very much! I will
    make sure to pay you back somehow.
[12:58] ---
    Pay us back, huh?
[13:00] ---
    Could this, by any chance, be some
    rich family's daughter, perhaps?
[13:05] ---
    Thank you. Here's a small
    token of appreciation.
[13:08] ---
    You mean it?!
[13:09] ---
    W-With this much, I could buy
    a home, soccer balls, and clothes!
[13:13] ---
    Thank you, Big Brother!
[13:15] ---
    Just a little longer, you guys.
    Just bear with this a little longer.
[13:19] ---
    Why are you crying?
[13:21] ---
    Thank you for this meal!
[13:23] ---
    Mika, your fried prawn is bigger than mine!
[13:27] ---
    Oh, yeah?
[13:28] ---
    --If you're going to complain,
    you can at least help out!
[13:28] ---
    --How many times must I tell you,
    don't point chopsticks at others!
[13:33] ---
    Sorry about it being so loud, Michiko.
[13:35] ---
    It's surprising how constant
    things in this house are.
[13:39] ---
    This has happened before, huh?
    When we had a guest over to eat?
[13:43] ---
    Back when Tit-chiko came over.
[13:45] ---
    Ryuta, are you still using that name?!
[13:48] ---
    Yeah, that rude girl...
[13:52] ---
    What was that girl's problem?
    She shows up out of nowhere--
[13:55] ---
    actually, I don't mind that she came,
[13:57] ---
    but the complete mockery
    she made of this family--
[13:58] ---
    was she mocking us, or looking down on us?
[14:00] ---
    --Is having money all that great?
[14:01] ---
    --She's really holding a grudge.
[14:03] ---
    Rika has gone into sister-in-law mode.
[14:05] ---
    You shouldn't speak about that girl.
[14:08] ---
    You'll give yourself wrinkles.
[14:11] ---
    Is that what you say to
    a 2nd-year middle-schooler?!
[14:14] ---
    Okay, fine. I won't talk about her.
[14:17] ---
    Oh, whoops.
[14:19] ---
    I gotta get to my job.
[14:21] ---
    Is it that late already?
[14:22] ---
    I got tomorrow off, so you
    can all look forward to that.
[14:25] ---
    Really?
[14:26] ---
    Hooray!
[14:28] ---
    Okay, I'm off.
[14:29] ---
    Come back safely!
[14:31] ---
    What happens tomorrow?
[14:33] ---
    A picnic!
[14:34] ---
    Michiko, come with us!
[14:37] ---
    Yeah! Come on, go with us!
[14:39] ---
    Uh, okay.
[14:41] ---
    Hooray!
[14:42] ---
    I can't wait!
[14:45] ---
    What is this?
[14:47] ---
    I felt it when I was here last time, too.
[14:50] ---
    I may be here to stay in hiding,
[14:52] ---
    but this house is stifling.
[14:55] ---
    Why? Why is it...
[14:59] ---
    Why is it so unsettling for me?
[15:04] ---
    I can sense it, Inugami!
[15:06] ---
    What?!
[15:07] ---
    If we go into this establishment,
    we may be able to find some clues!
[15:10] ---
    What are you talking about! It's this way!
[15:13] ---
    For some reason, I'm starting to get excited!
[15:16] ---
    We're about to catch some trouble!
[15:29] ---
    I told you...
[15:31] ---
    ...if you hadn't gotten
    your treasure boxes mixed up,
[15:34] ---
    none of this would have happened.
[15:36] ---
    Oh, no way! It's not my
    fault she ran off on you--
[15:40] ---
    You be quiet!
[15:41] ---
    W-Well, what do we do?
[15:45] ---
    Please, get your treasure
    boxes ready at once.
[15:47] ---
    One to return her to normal, and
    another one to make her an old woman.
[15:52] ---
    No way, no way, no way, no way!
[15:53] ---
    Do you know how much trouble I went through
[15:55] ---
    just to get that first one out of here?!
    Now you want two of them?!
[15:58] ---
    The princess is absolutely
    terrifying when she's angry!
[16:00] ---
    Understood. Never mind.
[16:04] ---
    Instead,
[16:05] ---
    the next time you see me,
    you can say your prayers.
[16:09] ---
    I'll bet you can get plenty of soup stock
[16:12] ---
    from a live turtle that has
    lived over a thousand years.
[16:14] ---
    No way! You mean it?!
[16:17] ---
    All right! I'll manage something!
    But at least give me one week!
[16:21] ---
    Three days! Any longer
    than that, and you're soup!
[16:24] ---
    "Shock"
[16:28] ---
    You know, even if I can get the treasure box,
[16:30] ---
    if I'm unable to locate her...
[16:33] ---
    Ah, geez! Where did you go, Ichiko?!
[16:40] ---
    Oh, yeah... There's only one
    place where she could have gone.
[16:48] ---
    Oh, fine day for a picnic, isn't it?
[16:51] ---
    Hmm?
[16:52] ---
    That's a nicely-done world map. Who made it?
[16:55] ---
    Michiko.
[16:57] ---
    Oh, my.
[17:00] ---
    "Gloom"
[17:02] ---
    I'm sorry.
[17:03] ---
    When I was physically
    turned back into a child,
[17:05] ---
    my autonomic nerves got turned back, as well.
[17:08] ---
    There's no need to apologize, Michiko.
[17:11] ---
    We can always wash the bedding.
[17:14] ---
    So for me to be all of 16,
    and have this... this happen...
[17:21] ---
    Michiko...?
[17:29] ---
    Don't cry, Michiko. Okay?
[17:32] ---
    Putting me through this humiliation...!
[17:35] ---
    If it wasn't for her...!
    Once I get back my normal form,
[17:38] ---
    I'll kill you for sure, poverty god!
[17:43] ---
    I found you.
[17:47] ---
    ♪ La la la la ♪
[17:48] ---
    ♪ Today we're all going on a picnic! ♪
[17:52] ---
    ♪ La la la la ♪
[17:54] ---
    Is that right? You're going as siblings?
[17:57] ---
    Yes, in the Shiratsuyu highlands.
[17:59] ---
    I wonder if there will
    be rhinoceros beetles there.
[18:01] ---
    It'd be way too early for those.
[18:06] ---
    "Aloof"
[18:11] ---
    ♪ La la... la la ♪
[18:14] ---
    ♪ A fun, fun picnic... ♪
[18:21] ---
    We're here!
[18:30] ---
    Here it comes!
[18:31] ---
    --Everyone's so spirited.
[18:31] ---
    --Whoa-ho! Ready?
[18:32] ---
    --And I thought my physical
    fitness was pretty good.
[18:36] ---
    Michiko! Heads up!
[18:39] ---
    "Eeeep!"
[18:39] ---
    --Wah! Michiko!
[18:39] ---
    --Eeeep!
[18:44] ---
    Are you all right, Michiko?!
[18:46] ---
    Geez, what was that?!
[18:49] ---
    Here, take this.
    Wipe off where you got dirty.
[18:51] ---
    A hankie? That's a surprise.
[18:55] ---
    "Tsuwabuki Keita, Tanabata Manor ♪103
    1-10-15 Kandakanbo, Butsumetsu City 101-8050"
[18:56] ---
    Whoa! Is this in case he loses it? How cheap!
[19:01] ---
    If Mika had fallen as spectacularly
    as that, she'd be crying.
[19:06] ---
    But you didn't cry at all, huh?
[19:08] ---
    Good for you, Michiko.
[19:12] ---
    D-Don't treat me like a child!
[19:15] ---
    "Aaaaah!"
[19:15] ---
    --Aaaaah!
[19:15] ---
    --Wah! Brother!
[19:21] ---
    Did I upset her?
[19:22] ---
    Geez, what did you say to her?
[19:28] ---
    Damn it, why? This is hopeless.
[19:32] ---
    Sure enough... Sure enough, when
    I look at Tsuwabuki, I feel on edge.
[19:37] ---
    Is it because he treated me like a child?
[19:40] ---
    I don't know!
[19:46] ---
    Amazing! They're the real thing!
[19:49] ---
    Huh? One's a lot bigger than the others...
[19:57] ---
    Kumagai?!
[20:00] ---
    "Wham!"
[20:01] ---
    Oh, yeah! Caught you!
SIGN    "Pursuit of Mysterious Creatures!! Special Edition" "Spoiled-rotten high-school girl, captured at last!!"
[20:05] ---
    We did it! The Momiji Squad has
    finally discovered a new species!
[20:10] ---
    P-Poverty god...!
[20:13] ---
    I've been waiting a long
    time for this to happen--
[20:17] ---
    for you to be separated
    from Tsuwabuki and the others.
[20:20] ---
    And I brought along my
    Somin Shorai, just to be safe, too!
[20:23] ---
    But with it and Momo's whistle
    in my backpack, there's no point!
[20:29] ---
    Michiko! Where are you?! We're leaving!
[20:33] ---
    Michiko!
[20:35] ---
    What do we do? What if
    she really has gotten lost?
[20:39] ---
    Aw-w, this is because
    Brother got her mad at him.
[20:42] ---
    Come on, now, Ryu!
[20:44] ---
    For now, Rika, you head down
    the mountain with the other three.
[20:48] ---
    Before it gets dark.
[20:49] ---
    Huh?
[20:51] ---
    Wait for me at the bus stop at the trailhead.
[20:53] ---
    It's possible that Michiko is there already.
[20:56] ---
    But...
[20:59] ---
    Take care of Ryu, Mika, and Sora, okay?
[21:02] ---
    M-Mm-hmm...
[21:05] ---
    Brother! Be careful, okay?!
[21:08] ---
    Yeah! I'm on it!
[21:12] ---
    Michiko!
[21:15] ---
    Hey, Michiko!
[21:19] ---
    Maybe I'd better call in
    a search party already... Huh?
[21:22] ---
    Is that...?
[21:26] ---
    Michiko's shoe? Why is there just one?
[21:31] ---
    I-It couldn't be...!
[21:33] ---
    She didn't fall down there, right?
[21:41] ---
    F-For real...?
[22:04] ---
    Peering up innocently through her eyelashes,
[22:08] ---
    she leans up against him
[22:12] ---
    She knows I'm looking at her,
[22:16] ---
    but pretends she hasn't noticed
[22:20] ---
    I want to tell him what she's really like
[22:27] ---
    The truth is, all the time,
    she says only backbiting!

[22:35] ---
    I don't like that girl,
[22:38] ---
    the lying phony with the put-on smile
[22:43] ---
    Why can't he see through her?
[22:47] ---
    The truth is, I love you, I love you
[22:50] ---
    I don't like that girl,
[22:54] ---
    the lying phony who is everyone's friend
[22:58] ---
    I mean it, she can't have you
[23:01] ---
    Today, as always, I love
    you, I love you baby!

[23:06] ---
    I'm now in position to ready, set, go
[23:11] ---
    into a love riot rumble!
[23:15] ---
    I sense that today, we will
    find a lead in this store!
[23:17] ---
    What are you talking about?! It's this one!
[23:19] ---
    Wait, what are we looking for again?
[23:21] ---
    Our lusts!
[23:22] ---
    "This week's"
[23:22] ---
    This week's
[23:23] ---
    "Oh, Nadeshiko!"
[23:24] ---
    "Why, you Nadeshiko!"
[23:25] ---
    Sorry to keep you waiting, everyone!
[23:28] ---
    In this segment, each week,
    my magnificent exploits call into doubt
[23:30] ---
    the unmethodical and disrespectful
    natures of the animation staff
[23:33] ---
    as we take a look back
    willy-nilly with the time left over
[23:35] ---
    from the main episode.
    This week I was here...
[23:38] ---
    ...and here! Now that we've been
    on the air for over a month, finally,
[23:42] ---
    those on the animation staff
    who had their doubts, wondering,
[23:44] ---
    "Huh? this segment makes absolutely no sense
[23:47] ---
    to those who haven't read
    the original comic, does it?"
[23:49] ---
    can all go to hell!
SIGN    "A bit on the serious side for a fifth episode!!" "Just what will happen next week!?"
[23:56] ---
    "Next time: Open Your Eye-es!!!!"
[24:01] ---
    "Next time: 'My measurements can't
    be smaller than a little girl's! Part 2'"
[24:01] ---
    "Illustration and lettering
    by: Yoshiaki Sukeno"