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1 - Are You Sure You Haven't Confused Being a God of Flat-brokeness with Being a God of Flat-chestedness?

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    From olden times, Japan has
    been called a "divine nation."
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    From the mountains, or the seas,
    down to even a single tree or stone,
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    it is believed that there dwells
    a deity within each and every thing.
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    And among all of these deities,
    there is a poverty god realm,
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    where the gods of destitution dwell.
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    Currently the balance of fortune
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    within the human realm is terribly askew.
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    It is our role, as poverty gods,
    to preserve that equilibrium.
[00:47] ---
    Momiji, please go to the human realm at once.
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    Honestly, this is such a pain.
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    Ugh, such an honest girl...
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    A-Anyhow, she will be your assignment today.
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    Why...?
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    Why does this girl have
    watermelons stuck in her chest?
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    Nah, that can't be. Are those for real?
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    Amazing!
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    I do not like this girl!
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    Don't be jealous, don't be jealous.
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    Just get down there quickly to
    the source of this mix-up of fortune--
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    Sakura Ichiko, in the human realm.
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    Okay, I guess I'll go. It is my job.
[01:22] ---
    Y-Yes, if you please.
[01:27] ---
    While I'm gone, will you remember
    to record Onegai Ranking for me?
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    Hurry up and go, would you?!
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    And so it's 1way, 2way, 3way, 4way
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    Go way! Go way! There, You! Make My Day!
[01:44] ---
    Is it really that difficult?
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    1way, 2way, 3way, 4way No way! No way!
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    Now good-bye! bad day!
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    Go ahead and bust it up as you please
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    What was that happiness I spotted
[02:06] ---
    from atop someone's rail?
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    Is this right?
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    I'm sick of hearing about
    love, and passion, and dreams

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    I'm bored; where shall I go?
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    Are you ready?
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    And so it's 1way, 2way, 3way, 4way
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    Go way! Go way! There, You! Make My Day!
[02:31] ---
    Is it really that difficult?
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    1way, 2way, 3way, 4way No way! No way!
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    Now good-bye! bad day!
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    As you please
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    Happy about each and every thing,
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    which way is the headwind blowing from?
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    Take the swirling destiny hedging you in
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    and bust it up
SIGN    "Round 1!" "Are You Sure You Haven't Confused Being a God of Flat-brokeness with Being a God of Flat-chestedness?"
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    "Butsumetsu Taian Municipal High School"
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    Off you go, now, Miss Ichiko.
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    Mm-hmm. I'm off.
[03:22] ---
    Good morning, Miss Sakura!
[03:24] ---
    Good morning.
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    Good morning!
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    Here are your hallway slippers!
[03:27] ---
    May I carry your bag?
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    Thanks for always doing this.
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    Correct!
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    That Sakura Ichiko really gets on my nerves.
[03:42] ---
    Yeah, Tit-chiko?
    She sure has gone overboard.
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    If she's going to be that stacked,
    she should at least be dumb.
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    Seriously, I wish she would just die.
[03:51] ---
    I wish she'd look at the sun
    through a magnifying glass.
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    If only some evil spirit would possess her.
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    This is exactly what's wrong with
    commoners looking up from below!
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    "Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha"
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    You guys don't even realize
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    that your jealousy and envy
    serve as my driving force!
[04:08] ---
    "Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha"
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    For all of my 16 years,
    I've lived a lucky, lucky, lucky life!
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    My good looks!
    My sharp mind! My perfect health!
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    I have no financial worries,
    and have never had to work for anything!
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    "Dashing!!"
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    Every light in front of me is green!
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    Everything in life is coming
    up roses! But then...
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    ...life has never been an equal
    proposition in the first place.
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    If you must blame something,
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    blame your own misfortune
    in being born ordinary.
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    W-Whoa-ho!
[04:41] ---
    H-Huh?
[04:43] ---
    What was that just now?
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    Little girls who have no regard for life...
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    ...need a lesson in misfortune...
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    I am here to put you on
    an equal level with everyone else.
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    How're you doing?
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    Huh?
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    What?! What?! What?! What?!
    What was that just now?!
[05:05] ---
    Hey, you there! No running in the hall!
[05:08] ---
    Teacher! Please help!
    There's a major pervert in the restroom!
[05:15] ---
    What?!
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    "Ichi"
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    I'll be the one who rescues Miss Sakura!
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    No, me!
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    I will!
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    Class is in session!
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    What?
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    There's no pervert here, is there?
[05:24] ---
    --What's come over Miss Sakura?
[05:25] ---
    --Okay, back you go, back you go.
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    Miss Ichiko,
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    the bath is ready for you.
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    Thank you, Suwano.
[05:42] ---
    What was that thing, anyway?
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    It was too vivid for me
    to have daydreamed it.
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    Heh, is that too clichéd?
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    What is the matter, Miss Ichiko?!
[05:59] ---
    Some sicko just appeared!
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    And don't you ever come back!
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    Why, you... If that's how you want it...
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    Excuse me!
[06:13] ---
    Who's there?
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    It's the idol of the
    poverty god realm, Momiji!
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    Please, come in!
[06:18] ---
    Thank you.
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    Eeep!
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    Why you little monster!
[06:25] ---
    Too bad! You cannot
    touch me in my spirit form.
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    But then again, I can't do anything, either.
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    Just who exactly are you?!
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    I am the poverty god Momiji.
    I'm here from the land of gods.
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    A poverty god?
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    That's right.
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    So? What do you want?
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    I'm here, you see...
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    ...to turn you into a regular person.
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    "Poverty God Gear: Scouter"
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    No, you're here to make a fool of me!
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    Oh, sure enough, this is an abnormal level.
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    "Sakura Ichiko" "Happiness Energy"
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    And what's worse, you're
    absorbing happiness energy
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    --from everyone around you,
    little though it may be.
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    --You're not making any sense!
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    What are you looking at with that thing?!
[07:10] ---
    "Momiji" "Unhappiness Energy"
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    Happiness energy and
    unhappiness energy levels.
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    Ugh, this thing's filthy.
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    All right, now,
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    listen to me carefully.
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    All living things inherently
    have a quantity of energy
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    "Fish" "Insects" "Dogs"
    "Dandelions" "Birds"
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    that brings them good fortune,
    which we call "happiness energy."
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    "People" "Sa... yans"
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    "Strays" "The Surfaces of Cutting Boards"
    "Restructuring" "Famine" "Drought"
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    By contrast, energy that
    brings about calamity to oneself
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    "Notwithstanding Being a Prince"
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    is "unhappiness energy."
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    Currently, the balance of these two energies
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    in the town of Butsumetsu
    is terribly out of whack.
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    The cause of this, Sakura Ichiko... is you.
[07:44] ---
    Huh? What are you talking about?
[07:47] ---
    Call it a divine mishap,
    or a messed up setting,
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    but the happiness energy you possess
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    "Tits" "Normal Person"
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    is far greater than that of a normal person.
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    And as if that wasn't enough,
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    you're abso-r-r-bing the
    energy of those arou-ou-nd you,
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    and that's causing trouble for e-e-veryone.
[08:03] ---
    Why is she doing Lupin?
[08:05] ---
    So, after my happiness energy goes down,
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    and I become what you call a
    "normal person," what happens to me?
[08:12] ---
    Let me show you.
[08:14] ---
    "Shocking!! The truth about
    Ichiko's future now revealed!?"
[08:15] ---
    Good evening. This is
    your newscaster, Momiji.
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    Ichiko, who will fail to enter any of her
    choices for college in the near future,
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    will soon lose her home, suddenly
    finding herself out on the streets.
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    However, luckily enough, she will be taken in
    by a kind-hearted man, parenthetical snicker,
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    "Occupation unknown"
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    and later on, she will marry him.
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    They will have five children,
    and build a warm family together,
[08:33] ---
    parenthetical guffaw.
[08:34] ---
    I look exhausted, don't I?!
[08:36] ---
    Such is the unhappy future that awaits you,
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    if only in my mind...
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    That's what you want?!
[08:43] ---
    Well, even if it doesn't happen
    like that, it won't be too long.
[08:45] ---
    But that's not what the issue is here.
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    If you keep on absorbing
    the happiness energy of others,
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    unconsciously though it may be,
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    you're going to make those around
    you who are dear to you unhappy, too.
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    My objective is twofold:
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    To take away your power to absorb
    the happiness energy of others,
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    and to take that ridiculous amount
    of happiness energy away from you,
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    and return it to where it should be.
[09:11] ---
    I-I've heard just about enough of this!
[09:13] ---
    I have to be unhappy for the sake
    of the happiness of others?
[09:16] ---
    You've got to be kidding, you poverty god!
[09:20] ---
    Ah... you may be a god,
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    but are you sure you haven't confused
[09:24] ---
    "God of Flat-brokeness"
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    being a god of flat-brokeness with
    being a god of flat-chestedness?
[09:26] ---
    "God of Flat-chestedness"
[09:33] ---
    You want me to suck all
    of that fat right out of you?!
[09:35] ---
    That's a sore point with you?!
[09:37] ---
    Your consent is not a factor.
[09:40] ---
    I will execute my duty,
    even if I have to do it by force.
[09:43] ---
    What is that creepy-looking plushie?
[09:48] ---
    This is a poverty god item.
[09:50] ---
    Um... Miss Tanaka, it's just
    about your injection time desu.
[09:56] ---
    You just made that up
    while you were saying it, huh?
[09:57] ---
    "Tee-hee"
[09:59] ---
    I'll use this to draw out
    your happiness energy.
[10:01] ---
    What?!
[10:01] ---
    Hold on, you don't seriously
    mean to stick me with that thing!
[10:06] ---
    It's okay, it's okay.
[10:08] ---
    It's built to make sure
    that you feel the pain!
[10:10] ---
    You're just trying to stab me to death!
[10:14] ---
    Wah! It moves!
[10:16] ---
    Nicely done, Kumagai!
    Now, just hold her right there!
[10:19] ---
    You're not sticking me!
[10:21] ---
    "Squish"
[10:22] ---
    Huh?
[10:23] ---
    Kumagai, shake it off!
[10:27] ---
    I have any number of different ways...
[10:31] ---
    --...of getting through the wall!
[10:34] ---
    --Then, go ahead and get out!
[10:37] ---
    Just give up!
[10:41] ---
    Ow!
[10:48] ---
    Why, you poverty god!
[10:56] ---
    "I'm taking you with me! Say your prayers!"
    "D-i-e!!"
[11:01] ---
    Suwano... Suwano, wake up!
[11:04] ---
    Oh... What am I doing out here?
[11:07] ---
    Don't just sit there going dotty,
    go get rid of these two somewhere.
[11:11] ---
    What's this?
[11:12] ---
    Quite the stylish friend you have here...
[11:15] ---
    Where is your train of
    thought, you dirty old man?!
[11:19] ---
    Oof...
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    Little girl, don't go thinking
    that I'm going to just give up.
[11:26] ---
    "But the girl's happiness energy is, in fact,
    greater than your unhappiness energy."
[11:27] ---
    I hate to admit it, but you're right.
[11:30] ---
    Are we sure she's not the
    reincarnation of a god of fortune?
[11:34] ---
    What are you smiling at?
[11:36] ---
    Please, keep your eyes on the road and drive.
[11:38] ---
    I'm terribly sorry about that.
[11:40] ---
    This is the first time that
    Miss Ichiko has brought home a friend.
[11:44] ---
    I'm not her friend.
[11:45] ---
    By the way, are you her butler?
    It must suck to be you,
[11:49] ---
    having to take care of that girl year-round.
[11:52] ---
    No, not at all.
    I have been fortunate enough
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    to serve at Miss Ichiko's side
    since the day she was born.
[12:01] ---
    --Through both the fun
    times and the sad times,
[12:01] ---
    --Eat your green peppers!
[12:02] ---
    --No!
[12:04] ---
    --they are all precious memories to me.
[12:05] ---
    --You have to at least be
    able to defend yourself!
[12:08] ---
    --One-two!
[12:10] ---
    I ask that you please
    continue to be her friend.
[12:12] ---
    I already told you, I'm not!
[12:14] ---
    The truth is, she really is very lonely.
[12:20] ---
    Is that a fact?
[12:22] ---
    By the way...
[12:23] ---
    ...where is it that you wish to go?
[12:26] ---
    You're asking me now?
[12:28] ---
    I have returned.
[12:30] ---
    Suwano, you are not to let
    her back into the house, okay?
[12:34] ---
    There you go again.
    She is a fine friend, isn't she?
[12:38] ---
    No, she's not! And she's not my friend!
[12:44] ---
    Suwano...?
[12:46] ---
    B-By the way, tomorrow
    is your birthday, Miss Ichiko.
[12:50] ---
    Oh, it is?
[12:51] ---
    I'm looking forward to whatever
    yucky dish you're cooking for me.
[12:54] ---
    Yes, I will work extra
    hard in preparing it for you.
[12:59] ---
    Miss Sakura!
[13:00] ---
    Happy birthday to you!
[13:03] ---
    Shut up, you guys!
[13:05] ---
    --Miss Sakura prefers it Japanese style!
[13:05] ---
    --We're in the middle of class!
[13:09] ---
    If it weren't for that
    poverty god, I'd be at peace.
[13:15] ---
    Setup complete...
[13:17] ---
    I can just see her when she
    gets rattled out of her mind.
[13:21] ---
    The poverty god item
    "Gabriel 2011," a nifty little device
[13:25] ---
    which absorbs happiness
    energy while inflicting pain.
[13:28] ---
    "Can't the butler also get caught in it?"
[13:29] ---
    Whoops.
[13:30] ---
    "How thoughtless"
[13:32] ---
    "Ex-queeze" the intrusion...
[13:40] ---
    Oh, dear...
[13:45] ---
    What was that?!
[13:46] ---
    Are you all right?!
[13:47] ---
    "I need to tell you something."
[13:47] ---
    Ugh! Kumagai, was it?
[13:50] ---
    "The butler collapsed. Go to the hospital."
[13:54] ---
    What's going on?!
[13:56] ---
    Is this out of the blue? Or is
    this the poverty god's doing?
[13:59] ---
    What is this?! What is this?!
[14:04] ---
    I don't need this... I don't need this...
[14:09] ---
    An acute cardiac infarction?
[14:11] ---
    Yes. We have to operate immediately.
[14:15] ---
    However, please prepare yourself
    for the worst, just in case.
[14:18] ---
    Does he have any other family members?
[14:20] ---
    No. He lost his wife four
    years ago, and right now,
[14:23] ---
    I'm the only family he has.
[14:26] ---
    What are you doing, Suwano?
[14:29] ---
    What are you doing, lying in that bed?
[14:32] ---
    That's not where your bed is.
[14:41] ---
    "Happy Birthday, Miss Ichiko"
[14:46] ---
    T-Too sweet! Suwano, didn't
    you put too much sugar in here?
[14:51] ---
    Not to mention, it's too big.
[14:53] ---
    When he gets home,
    I'll have to set him straight.
[14:58] ---
    Suwano... today... is my birthday...
[15:04] ---
    I hate Papa! I hate Mama!
[15:07] ---
    Today is my birthday!
[15:09] ---
    This happened last year,
    and the year before, too!
[15:12] ---
    Suwano, you stay with me, okay?
    You'll always stay with me, okay?
[15:17] ---
    Well of course I will.
[15:19] ---
    Suwano will always be
    by your side, Miss Ichiko.
[15:25] ---
    No...
[15:27] ---
    Suwano, no... Don't die...
[15:34] ---
    Too sweet! This is even more saccharine
    than the thinking of Japanese politicians.
[15:38] ---
    What are you doing here?
[15:40] ---
    I'm eating cake.
[15:42] ---
    You did this, didn't you?
[15:44] ---
    No, I didn't.
[15:45] ---
    You're the one who did
    that to Suwano, aren't you?!
[15:48] ---
    No, I didn't. You did.
[15:52] ---
    I warned you, didn't I?
[15:54] ---
    He doesn't have anything
    but unhappiness energy left.
[15:58] ---
    Over the long time that
    you two have lived together,
[16:01] ---
    you have sucked out
    all of his happiness energy.
[16:05] ---
    I have to be unhappy for
    the sake of the happiness of others?
[16:08] ---
    You've got to be kidding!
[16:11] ---
    "Happy Birthday, Miss Ichiko"
[16:11] ---
    Happiness is surely something that
    you share with others, you know?
[16:16] ---
    No matter how fancy your cake may be,
[16:18] ---
    if you have no one to share it with,
    you may as well not have it.
[16:22] ---
    D-Don't you... Don't you talk
    to me about being... unhappy!
[16:29] ---
    You aren't unhappy enough yet.
[16:32] ---
    But if you can keep from
    making anyone else around you
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    go through what Mr. Suwano
    has, you'll really...
[16:39] ---
    I get it. Just... do as you please.
[16:43] ---
    A wise decision.
[16:47] ---
    "Fortune" "Wealth" "Wisdom" "Good luck"
[16:47] ---
    That's an amazing amount. Well done.
[16:51] ---
    The unhappiness energy
    you've been suppressing
[16:53] ---
    will bring some misfortune for a short while,
[16:55] ---
    but over time, as you acquire more virtue,
[16:57] ---
    you'll be able to have the same
    life as other normal people.
[17:00] ---
    Oh, yeah? That's good.
[17:02] ---
    I was actually getting tired
    of all the special treatment.
[17:07] ---
    This has been a good lesson for me.
[17:08] ---
    Yeah.
[17:12] ---
    That's a lie, you bonehead!
[17:15] ---
    You idiot!
[17:15] ---
    "Do not unseal"
[17:16] ---
    If it means giving up my
    happiness to a poverty god,
[17:19] ---
    I'll gladly be a dictator who
    monopolizes it, instead! Bye-bye!
[17:26] ---
    What just happened? Is it what I think?
[17:29] ---
    Girl, are you seriously...
[17:31] ---
    Are you seriously...
[17:34] ---
    ...making me mad?!
[17:45] ---
    "Rumble, rumble"
    "Meow" "Meow" "Meow"
[17:48] ---
    "Rumble, rumble"
[17:48] ---
    This isn't possible!
[17:51] ---
    "Rumble, rumble"
[17:52] ---
    I'm through trying to make you unhappy.
[17:56] ---
    Now I'm gonna kill you!
[17:58] ---
    That's the job of the Grim Reaper,
    not a poverty god, isn't it?
[18:01] ---
    It doesn't matter!
    If I don't, my soul is gonna snap!
[18:05] ---
    Charge!
[18:22] ---
    I just have to get to
    the operating room now...
[18:27] ---
    Now you've gone and done it, huh? Imagine,
[18:30] ---
    you trying to use that to save Mr. Suwano...
[18:34] ---
    Then sure enough, I *can
    *use this to save him, huh?
[18:37] ---
    I had my doubts as to whether
    or not that was possible.
[18:40] ---
    Whoops.
[18:42] ---
    Either way, you are not
    going to get your way with me!
[18:49] ---
    Uh-oh, I don't think a written
    apology is going to cover this one.
[18:54] ---
    "Good luck"
[18:55] ---
    Whoa, for real?
[18:58] ---
    They're all four-leaf clovers!
[19:02] ---
    Doctor, we're losing him!
[19:04] ---
    This could be it.
[19:05] ---
    Suwano... Suwano...
[19:09] ---
    Suwano...
[19:13] ---
    Hang in there, Suwano.
[19:16] ---
    Ah, it's a pair of Miss Ichikos...
[19:20] ---
    You just have to come back.
    If you don't do as I tell you,
[19:25] ---
    there's going to be hell to pay.
[19:34] ---
    You know something, I've gone and ruined
[19:37] ---
    your very special birthday, Miss Ichiko.
[19:40] ---
    Really, if you're this healthy,
    I'm a fool for having worried.
[19:44] ---
    Well then, I will accept any
    punishment you give me.
[19:47] ---
    Oh, yeah. Well, Suwano...
[19:50] ---
    Yes?
[19:51] ---
    As of today, you're fired.
[19:53] ---
    Okay.
[19:54] ---
    Huh?
[19:55] ---
    Let's see,
[19:57] ---
    you openly barge in on me while bathing,
[19:59] ---
    you have a seizure and
    collapse on my birthday,
[20:00] ---
    and your cake is too sweet. If you...
[20:04] ---
    If you try hard, you could
    probably live another 30 years, right?
[20:10] ---
    Move to the countryside,
    where the air is better,
[20:13] ---
    find someone, and get remarried, okay?
[20:18] ---
    Miss Ichiko,
[20:20] ---
    thank you very much.
[20:22] ---
    Y-You should be upset with me,
    saying, "How can you be such a tyrant?"
[20:26] ---
    I should be?
[20:27] ---
    Yes!
[20:29] ---
    Yes, of course.
[20:31] ---
    Miss Ichiko...
[20:34] ---
    Thank you for looking
    after me all these years.
[20:38] ---
    Mm-hmm, that goes double for me.
[20:42] ---
    This is for the best, right?
[20:45] ---
    If he stays with me for
    long, then once again...
[20:48] ---
    It's no big deal. I mean,
    I've kind of been on my own up to now.
[20:53] ---
    Yeah, it's no big deal.
[20:56] ---
    "One Week Later"
[20:58] ---
    That poverty god hasn't shown
    up again. I wonder if she went home.
[21:02] ---
    It's been one week. Being alone
    isn't so bad, once you're used to it.
[21:06] ---
    I'm home!
[21:08] ---
    Welcome back!
[21:10] ---
    Dear, would you like supper?
    Would you like a bath? Or perhaps...
[21:15] ---
    ...you'd like to be unhappy?
[21:18] ---
    Why of course, I want...
[21:20] ---
    ...to know what you're doing!
[21:24] ---
    Oh... Sure enough, that
    happiness energy is back again.
[21:25] ---
    "Sakura Ichiko" "Happiness Energy"
[21:28] ---
    Huh?
[21:29] ---
    "Pops (1-2%)"
    "Boobs (nearly all)"
[21:30] ---
    You see, most of the energy that was released
[21:33] ---
    came right back to you again.
[21:35] ---
    Oh-ho, which means...?
[21:37] ---
    Mind if I do you in again?
[21:40] ---
    No thanks.
[21:41] ---
    Don't "no thanks" me!
[21:42] ---
    You want some of this, bonehead?!
[21:43] ---
    You bet! It might be best for this
    world if we go to some other one!
[21:47] ---
    Go ahead and take your best shot, if you can!
    It's not like I've got anything more to lose,
[21:50] ---
    you... poverty god!
[22:12] ---
    Peering up innocently through her eyelashes,
[22:16] ---
    she leans up against him
[22:20] ---
    She knows I'm looking at her,
[22:24] ---
    but pretends she hasn't noticed
[22:28] ---
    I want to tell him what she's really like
[22:35] ---
    The truth is, all the time,
    she says only backbiting!

[22:43] ---
    I don't like that girl,
[22:46] ---
    the lying phony with the put-on smile
[22:51] ---
    Why can't he see through her?
[22:54] ---
    The truth is, I love you, I love you
[22:58] ---
    I don't like that girl,
[23:02] ---
    the lying phony who is everyone's friend
[23:06] ---
    I mean it, she can't have you
[23:09] ---
    Today, as always, I love
    you, I love you baby!

[23:14] ---
    I'm now in position to ready, set, go
[23:19] ---
    into a love riot rumble!
[23:23] ---
    --Give me some of those boobs!
[23:23] ---
    --Excuse me...
[23:24] ---
    --You, with a huge bust? That's gross!
[23:25] ---
    --Excuse me...
[23:26] ---
    --What?!
[23:26] ---
    --What?!
[23:27] ---
    Special delivery.
[23:28] ---
    Ah, it's from Suwano.
[23:28] ---
    "To: Miss Sakura Ichiko"
[23:31] ---
    "We're getting married."
[23:32] ---
    We're getting married.
[23:34] ---
    --That was fast!
[23:34] ---
    --That was fast!
[23:36] ---
    "This week's"
[23:37] ---
    This week's
[23:37] ---
    "Oh, Nadeshiko!"
[23:38] ---
    "Why, you Nadeshiko!"
[23:40] ---
    Sorry to keep you waiting, everyone!
[23:42] ---
    Did you all see my
    charming exploits this week?
[23:47] ---
    All right, then, one more time!
[23:51] ---
    "The mysterious monk,
    Bobby, arrives in Butsumetsu."
[23:51] ---
    "Sacred gear in hand, a fierce battle
    erupts between Ichiko and Momiji"
SIGN    "Next time: This, Indeed, Has the 'The Battle Between God and Girl Now Begins' Feel to It."
SIGN    "Next time: gym shorts, a bamboo sword, and a perverted monk" "Please watch for it"
[24:01] ---
    "Illustration and lettering by:
    Yoshiaki Sukeno"