1 - Are You Sure You Haven't Confused Being a God of Flat-brokeness with Being a God of Flat-chestedness?
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From olden times, Japan has
been called a "divine nation."
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From the mountains, or the seas,
down to even a single tree or stone,
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it is believed that there dwells
a deity within each and every thing.
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And among all of these deities,
there is a poverty god realm,
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where the gods of destitution dwell.
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Currently the balance of fortune
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within the human realm is terribly askew.
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It is our role, as poverty gods,
to preserve that equilibrium.
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Momiji, please go to the human realm at once.
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Honestly, this is such a pain.
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Ugh, such an honest girl...
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A-Anyhow, she will be your assignment today.
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Why...?
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Why does this girl have
watermelons stuck in her chest?
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Nah, that can't be. Are those for real?
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Amazing!
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I do not like this girl!
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Don't be jealous, don't be jealous.
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Just get down there quickly to
the source of this mix-up of fortune--
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Sakura Ichiko, in the human realm.
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Okay, I guess I'll go. It is my job.
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Y-Yes, if you please.
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While I'm gone, will you remember
to record Onegai Ranking for me?
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Hurry up and go, would you?!
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And so it's 1way, 2way, 3way, 4way
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Go way! Go way! There, You! Make My Day!
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Is it really that difficult?
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1way, 2way, 3way, 4way No way! No way!
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Now good-bye! bad day!
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Go ahead and bust it up as you please
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What was that happiness I spotted
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from atop someone's rail?
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Is this right?
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I'm sick of hearing about
love, and passion, and dreams
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I'm bored; where shall I go?
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Are you ready?
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And so it's 1way, 2way, 3way, 4way
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Go way! Go way! There, You! Make My Day!
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Is it really that difficult?
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1way, 2way, 3way, 4way No way! No way!
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Now good-bye! bad day!
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As you please
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Happy about each and every thing,
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which way is the headwind blowing from?
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Take the swirling destiny hedging you in
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and bust it up
SIGN "Round 1!" "Are You Sure You Haven't Confused Being a God of Flat-brokeness with Being a God of Flat-chestedness?"
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"Butsumetsu Taian Municipal High School"
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Off you go, now, Miss Ichiko.
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Mm-hmm. I'm off.
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Good morning, Miss Sakura!
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Good morning.
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Good morning!
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Here are your hallway slippers!
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May I carry your bag?
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Thanks for always doing this.
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Correct!
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That Sakura Ichiko really gets on my nerves.
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Yeah, Tit-chiko?
She sure has gone overboard.
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If she's going to be that stacked,
she should at least be dumb.
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Seriously, I wish she would just die.
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I wish she'd look at the sun
through a magnifying glass.
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If only some evil spirit would possess her.
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This is exactly what's wrong with
commoners looking up from below!
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"Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha"
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You guys don't even realize
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that your jealousy and envy
serve as my driving force!
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"Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha"
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For all of my 16 years,
I've lived a lucky, lucky, lucky life!
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My good looks!
My sharp mind! My perfect health!
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I have no financial worries,
and have never had to work for anything!
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"Dashing!!"
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Every light in front of me is green!
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Everything in life is coming
up roses! But then...
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...life has never been an equal
proposition in the first place.
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If you must blame something,
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blame your own misfortune
in being born ordinary.
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W-Whoa-ho!
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H-Huh?
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What was that just now?
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Little girls who have no regard for life...
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...need a lesson in misfortune...
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I am here to put you on
an equal level with everyone else.
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How're you doing?
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Huh?
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What?! What?! What?! What?!
What was that just now?!
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Hey, you there! No running in the hall!
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Teacher! Please help!
There's a major pervert in the restroom!
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What?!
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"Ichi"
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I'll be the one who rescues Miss Sakura!
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No, me!
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I will!
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Class is in session!
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What?
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There's no pervert here, is there?
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--What's come over Miss Sakura?
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--Okay, back you go, back you go.
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Miss Ichiko,
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the bath is ready for you.
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Thank you, Suwano.
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What was that thing, anyway?
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It was too vivid for me
to have daydreamed it.
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Heh, is that too clichéd?
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What is the matter, Miss Ichiko?!
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Some sicko just appeared!
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And don't you ever come back!
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Why, you... If that's how you want it...
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Excuse me!
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Who's there?
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It's the idol of the
poverty god realm, Momiji!
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Please, come in!
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Thank you.
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Eeep!
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Why you little monster!
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Too bad! You cannot
touch me in my spirit form.
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But then again, I can't do anything, either.
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Just who exactly are you?!
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I am the poverty god Momiji.
I'm here from the land of gods.
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A poverty god?
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That's right.
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So? What do you want?
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I'm here, you see...
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...to turn you into a regular person.
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"Poverty God Gear: Scouter"
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No, you're here to make a fool of me!
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Oh, sure enough, this is an abnormal level.
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"Sakura Ichiko" "Happiness Energy"
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And what's worse, you're
absorbing happiness energy
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--from everyone around you,
little though it may be.
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--You're not making any sense!
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What are you looking at with that thing?!
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"Momiji" "Unhappiness Energy"
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Happiness energy and
unhappiness energy levels.
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Ugh, this thing's filthy.
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All right, now,
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listen to me carefully.
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All living things inherently
have a quantity of energy
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"Fish" "Insects" "Dogs"
"Dandelions" "Birds"
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that brings them good fortune,
which we call "happiness energy."
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"People" "Sa... yans"
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"Strays" "The Surfaces of Cutting Boards"
"Restructuring" "Famine" "Drought"
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By contrast, energy that
brings about calamity to oneself
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"Notwithstanding Being a Prince"
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is "unhappiness energy."
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Currently, the balance of these two energies
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in the town of Butsumetsu
is terribly out of whack.
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The cause of this, Sakura Ichiko... is you.
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Huh? What are you talking about?
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Call it a divine mishap,
or a messed up setting,
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but the happiness energy you possess
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"Tits" "Normal Person"
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is far greater than that of a normal person.
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And as if that wasn't enough,
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you're abso-r-r-bing the
energy of those arou-ou-nd you,
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and that's causing trouble for e-e-veryone.
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Why is she doing Lupin?
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So, after my happiness energy goes down,
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and I become what you call a
"normal person," what happens to me?
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Let me show you.
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"Shocking!! The truth about
Ichiko's future now revealed!?"
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Good evening. This is
your newscaster, Momiji.
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Ichiko, who will fail to enter any of her
choices for college in the near future,
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will soon lose her home, suddenly
finding herself out on the streets.
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However, luckily enough, she will be taken in
by a kind-hearted man, parenthetical snicker,
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"Occupation unknown"
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and later on, she will marry him.
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They will have five children,
and build a warm family together,
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parenthetical guffaw.
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I look exhausted, don't I?!
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Such is the unhappy future that awaits you,
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if only in my mind...
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That's what you want?!
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Well, even if it doesn't happen
like that, it won't be too long.
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But that's not what the issue is here.
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If you keep on absorbing
the happiness energy of others,
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unconsciously though it may be,
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you're going to make those around
you who are dear to you unhappy, too.
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My objective is twofold:
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To take away your power to absorb
the happiness energy of others,
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and to take that ridiculous amount
of happiness energy away from you,
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and return it to where it should be.
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I-I've heard just about enough of this!
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I have to be unhappy for the sake
of the happiness of others?
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You've got to be kidding, you poverty god!
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Ah... you may be a god,
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but are you sure you haven't confused
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"God of Flat-brokeness"
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being a god of flat-brokeness with
being a god of flat-chestedness?
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"God of Flat-chestedness"
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You want me to suck all
of that fat right out of you?!
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That's a sore point with you?!
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Your consent is not a factor.
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I will execute my duty,
even if I have to do it by force.
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What is that creepy-looking plushie?
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This is a poverty god item.
[09:50] ---
Um... Miss Tanaka, it's just
about your injection time desu.
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You just made that up
while you were saying it, huh?
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"Tee-hee"
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I'll use this to draw out
your happiness energy.
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What?!
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Hold on, you don't seriously
mean to stick me with that thing!
[10:06] ---
It's okay, it's okay.
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It's built to make sure
that you feel the pain!
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You're just trying to stab me to death!
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Wah! It moves!
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Nicely done, Kumagai!
Now, just hold her right there!
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You're not sticking me!
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"Squish"
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Huh?
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Kumagai, shake it off!
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I have any number of different ways...
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--...of getting through the wall!
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--Then, go ahead and get out!
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Just give up!
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Ow!
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Why, you poverty god!
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"I'm taking you with me! Say your prayers!"
"D-i-e!!"
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Suwano... Suwano, wake up!
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Oh... What am I doing out here?
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Don't just sit there going dotty,
go get rid of these two somewhere.
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What's this?
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Quite the stylish friend you have here...
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Where is your train of
thought, you dirty old man?!
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Oof...
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Little girl, don't go thinking
that I'm going to just give up.
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"But the girl's happiness energy is, in fact,
greater than your unhappiness energy."
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I hate to admit it, but you're right.
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Are we sure she's not the
reincarnation of a god of fortune?
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What are you smiling at?
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Please, keep your eyes on the road and drive.
[11:38] ---
I'm terribly sorry about that.
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This is the first time that
Miss Ichiko has brought home a friend.
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I'm not her friend.
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By the way, are you her butler?
It must suck to be you,
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having to take care of that girl year-round.
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No, not at all.
I have been fortunate enough
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to serve at Miss Ichiko's side
since the day she was born.
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--Through both the fun
times and the sad times,
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--Eat your green peppers!
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--No!
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--they are all precious memories to me.
[12:05] ---
--You have to at least be
able to defend yourself!
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--One-two!
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I ask that you please
continue to be her friend.
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I already told you, I'm not!
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The truth is, she really is very lonely.
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Is that a fact?
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By the way...
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...where is it that you wish to go?
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You're asking me now?
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I have returned.
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Suwano, you are not to let
her back into the house, okay?
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There you go again.
She is a fine friend, isn't she?
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No, she's not! And she's not my friend!
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Suwano...?
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B-By the way, tomorrow
is your birthday, Miss Ichiko.
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Oh, it is?
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I'm looking forward to whatever
yucky dish you're cooking for me.
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Yes, I will work extra
hard in preparing it for you.
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Miss Sakura!
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Happy birthday to you!
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Shut up, you guys!
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--Miss Sakura prefers it Japanese style!
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--We're in the middle of class!
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If it weren't for that
poverty god, I'd be at peace.
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Setup complete...
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I can just see her when she
gets rattled out of her mind.
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The poverty god item
"Gabriel 2011," a nifty little device
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which absorbs happiness
energy while inflicting pain.
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"Can't the butler also get caught in it?"
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Whoops.
[13:30] ---
"How thoughtless"
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"Ex-queeze" the intrusion...
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Oh, dear...
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What was that?!
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Are you all right?!
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"I need to tell you something."
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Ugh! Kumagai, was it?
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"The butler collapsed. Go to the hospital."
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What's going on?!
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Is this out of the blue? Or is
this the poverty god's doing?
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What is this?! What is this?!
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I don't need this... I don't need this...
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An acute cardiac infarction?
[14:11] ---
Yes. We have to operate immediately.
[14:15] ---
However, please prepare yourself
for the worst, just in case.
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Does he have any other family members?
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No. He lost his wife four
years ago, and right now,
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I'm the only family he has.
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What are you doing, Suwano?
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What are you doing, lying in that bed?
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That's not where your bed is.
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"Happy Birthday, Miss Ichiko"
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T-Too sweet! Suwano, didn't
you put too much sugar in here?
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Not to mention, it's too big.
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When he gets home,
I'll have to set him straight.
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Suwano... today... is my birthday...
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I hate Papa! I hate Mama!
[15:07] ---
Today is my birthday!
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This happened last year,
and the year before, too!
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Suwano, you stay with me, okay?
You'll always stay with me, okay?
[15:17] ---
Well of course I will.
[15:19] ---
Suwano will always be
by your side, Miss Ichiko.
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No...
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Suwano, no... Don't die...
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Too sweet! This is even more saccharine
than the thinking of Japanese politicians.
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What are you doing here?
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I'm eating cake.
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You did this, didn't you?
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No, I didn't.
[15:45] ---
You're the one who did
that to Suwano, aren't you?!
[15:48] ---
No, I didn't. You did.
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I warned you, didn't I?
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He doesn't have anything
but unhappiness energy left.
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Over the long time that
you two have lived together,
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you have sucked out
all of his happiness energy.
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I have to be unhappy for
the sake of the happiness of others?
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You've got to be kidding!
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"Happy Birthday, Miss Ichiko"
[16:11] ---
Happiness is surely something that
you share with others, you know?
[16:16] ---
No matter how fancy your cake may be,
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if you have no one to share it with,
you may as well not have it.
[16:22] ---
D-Don't you... Don't you talk
to me about being... unhappy!
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You aren't unhappy enough yet.
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But if you can keep from
making anyone else around you
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go through what Mr. Suwano
has, you'll really...
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I get it. Just... do as you please.
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A wise decision.
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"Fortune" "Wealth" "Wisdom" "Good luck"
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That's an amazing amount. Well done.
[16:51] ---
The unhappiness energy
you've been suppressing
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will bring some misfortune for a short while,
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but over time, as you acquire more virtue,
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you'll be able to have the same
life as other normal people.
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Oh, yeah? That's good.
[17:02] ---
I was actually getting tired
of all the special treatment.
[17:07] ---
This has been a good lesson for me.
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Yeah.
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That's a lie, you bonehead!
[17:15] ---
You idiot!
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"Do not unseal"
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If it means giving up my
happiness to a poverty god,
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I'll gladly be a dictator who
monopolizes it, instead! Bye-bye!
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What just happened? Is it what I think?
[17:29] ---
Girl, are you seriously...
[17:31] ---
Are you seriously...
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...making me mad?!
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"Rumble, rumble"
"Meow" "Meow" "Meow"
[17:48] ---
"Rumble, rumble"
[17:48] ---
This isn't possible!
[17:51] ---
"Rumble, rumble"
[17:52] ---
I'm through trying to make you unhappy.
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Now I'm gonna kill you!
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That's the job of the Grim Reaper,
not a poverty god, isn't it?
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It doesn't matter!
If I don't, my soul is gonna snap!
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Charge!
[18:22] ---
I just have to get to
the operating room now...
[18:27] ---
Now you've gone and done it, huh? Imagine,
[18:30] ---
you trying to use that to save Mr. Suwano...
[18:34] ---
Then sure enough, I *can
*use this to save him, huh?
[18:37] ---
I had my doubts as to whether
or not that was possible.
[18:40] ---
Whoops.
[18:42] ---
Either way, you are not
going to get your way with me!
[18:49] ---
Uh-oh, I don't think a written
apology is going to cover this one.
[18:54] ---
"Good luck"
[18:55] ---
Whoa, for real?
[18:58] ---
They're all four-leaf clovers!
[19:02] ---
Doctor, we're losing him!
[19:04] ---
This could be it.
[19:05] ---
Suwano... Suwano...
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Suwano...
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Hang in there, Suwano.
[19:16] ---
Ah, it's a pair of Miss Ichikos...
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You just have to come back.
If you don't do as I tell you,
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there's going to be hell to pay.
[19:34] ---
You know something, I've gone and ruined
[19:37] ---
your very special birthday, Miss Ichiko.
[19:40] ---
Really, if you're this healthy,
I'm a fool for having worried.
[19:44] ---
Well then, I will accept any
punishment you give me.
[19:47] ---
Oh, yeah. Well, Suwano...
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Yes?
[19:51] ---
As of today, you're fired.
[19:53] ---
Okay.
[19:54] ---
Huh?
[19:55] ---
Let's see,
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you openly barge in on me while bathing,
[19:59] ---
you have a seizure and
collapse on my birthday,
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and your cake is too sweet. If you...
[20:04] ---
If you try hard, you could
probably live another 30 years, right?
[20:10] ---
Move to the countryside,
where the air is better,
[20:13] ---
find someone, and get remarried, okay?
[20:18] ---
Miss Ichiko,
[20:20] ---
thank you very much.
[20:22] ---
Y-You should be upset with me,
saying, "How can you be such a tyrant?"
[20:26] ---
I should be?
[20:27] ---
Yes!
[20:29] ---
Yes, of course.
[20:31] ---
Miss Ichiko...
[20:34] ---
Thank you for looking
after me all these years.
[20:38] ---
Mm-hmm, that goes double for me.
[20:42] ---
This is for the best, right?
[20:45] ---
If he stays with me for
long, then once again...
[20:48] ---
It's no big deal. I mean,
I've kind of been on my own up to now.
[20:53] ---
Yeah, it's no big deal.
[20:56] ---
"One Week Later"
[20:58] ---
That poverty god hasn't shown
up again. I wonder if she went home.
[21:02] ---
It's been one week. Being alone
isn't so bad, once you're used to it.
[21:06] ---
I'm home!
[21:08] ---
Welcome back!
[21:10] ---
Dear, would you like supper?
Would you like a bath? Or perhaps...
[21:15] ---
...you'd like to be unhappy?
[21:18] ---
Why of course, I want...
[21:20] ---
...to know what you're doing!
[21:24] ---
Oh... Sure enough, that
happiness energy is back again.
[21:25] ---
"Sakura Ichiko" "Happiness Energy"
[21:28] ---
Huh?
[21:29] ---
"Pops (1-2%)"
"Boobs (nearly all)"
[21:30] ---
You see, most of the energy that was released
[21:33] ---
came right back to you again.
[21:35] ---
Oh-ho, which means...?
[21:37] ---
Mind if I do you in again?
[21:40] ---
No thanks.
[21:41] ---
Don't "no thanks" me!
[21:42] ---
You want some of this, bonehead?!
[21:43] ---
You bet! It might be best for this
world if we go to some other one!
[21:47] ---
Go ahead and take your best shot, if you can!
It's not like I've got anything more to lose,
[21:50] ---
you... poverty god!
[22:12] ---
Peering up innocently through her eyelashes,
[22:16] ---
she leans up against him
[22:20] ---
She knows I'm looking at her,
[22:24] ---
but pretends she hasn't noticed
[22:28] ---
I want to tell him what she's really like
[22:35] ---
The truth is, all the time,
she says only backbiting!
[22:43] ---
I don't like that girl,
[22:46] ---
the lying phony with the put-on smile
[22:51] ---
Why can't he see through her?
[22:54] ---
The truth is, I love you, I love you
[22:58] ---
I don't like that girl,
[23:02] ---
the lying phony who is everyone's friend
[23:06] ---
I mean it, she can't have you
[23:09] ---
Today, as always, I love
you, I love you baby!
[23:14] ---
I'm now in position to ready, set, go
[23:19] ---
into a love riot rumble!
[23:23] ---
--Give me some of those boobs!
[23:23] ---
--Excuse me...
[23:24] ---
--You, with a huge bust? That's gross!
[23:25] ---
--Excuse me...
[23:26] ---
--What?!
[23:26] ---
--What?!
[23:27] ---
Special delivery.
[23:28] ---
Ah, it's from Suwano.
[23:28] ---
"To: Miss Sakura Ichiko"
[23:31] ---
"We're getting married."
[23:32] ---
We're getting married.
[23:34] ---
--That was fast!
[23:34] ---
--That was fast!
[23:36] ---
"This week's"
[23:37] ---
This week's
[23:37] ---
"Oh, Nadeshiko!"
[23:38] ---
"Why, you Nadeshiko!"
[23:40] ---
Sorry to keep you waiting, everyone!
[23:42] ---
Did you all see my
charming exploits this week?
[23:47] ---
All right, then, one more time!
[23:51] ---
"The mysterious monk,
Bobby, arrives in Butsumetsu."
[23:51] ---
"Sacred gear in hand, a fierce battle
erupts between Ichiko and Momiji"
SIGN "Next time: This, Indeed, Has the 'The Battle Between God and Girl Now Begins' Feel to It."
SIGN "Next time: gym shorts, a bamboo sword, and a perverted monk" "Please watch for it"
[24:01] ---
"Illustration and lettering by:
Yoshiaki Sukeno"
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