7 - Is This That So-called Boy-Raised-As-a-Girl Pattern?

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[00:23] ---
    This is a special crepe,
    limited to only ten per day...
[00:26] ---
    --And it's all mine--
[00:26] ---
    --Look out! Look out!
[00:32] ---
    Ee-yow!
[00:34] ---
    This is bad! Hurry!
[00:35] ---
    There she is!
[00:39] ---
    --We're out of here!
[00:40] ---
    --Hey! Apologize! Wait, my crepe!
[00:45] ---
    Happiness energy still working!
[00:51] ---
    What?
[00:52] ---
    What kind of attitude is that?
[00:54] ---
    You shoplifter!
[00:55] ---
    Shoplifter?
[00:58] ---
    You can explain yourself down at the station.
[01:00] ---
    Huh?!
[01:02] ---
    You've gotta be kidding me!
[01:03] ---
    You're going to take away my modest happiness
[01:05] ---
    --over a hopeless misunderstanding?!
[01:06] ---
    --What are you doing?!
[01:07] ---
    You're interfering with a public officer!
[01:09] ---
    What did you say?!
[01:10] ---
    Hold it!
[01:13] ---
    Before you go preaching happiness,
[01:16] ---
    take a good look in the mirror.
[01:19] ---
    The arms that so tenderly envelop you...
[01:22] ---
    ...weep out in pain.
[01:26] ---
    Girls should not raise their fists.
[01:29] ---
    Their precious happiness will flee...
[01:32] ---
    ...young lady.
[01:34] ---
    Huh?
[01:41] ---
    And so it's 1way, 2way, 3way, 4way
[01:44] ---
    Go way! Go way! There, You! Make My Day!
[01:47] ---
    Is it really that difficult?
[01:52] ---
    1way, 2way, 3way, 4way No way! No way!
[01:56] ---
    Now good-bye! bad day!
[01:58] ---
    Go ahead and bust it up as you please
[02:05] ---
    What was that happiness I spotted
[02:09] ---
    from atop someone's rail?
[02:13] ---
    Is this right?
[02:15] ---
    I'm sick of hearing about
    love, and passion, and dreams
[02:21] ---
    I'm bored; where shall I go?
[02:26] ---
    Are you ready?
[02:28] ---
    And so it's 1way, 2way, 3way, 4way
[02:31] ---
    Go way! Go way! There, You! Make My Day!
[02:34] ---
    Is it really that difficult?
[02:39] ---
    1way, 2way, 3way, 4way No way! No way!
[02:43] ---
    Now good-bye! bad day!
[02:45] ---
    As you please
[02:50] ---
    Happy about each and every thing,
[02:52] ---
    which way is the headwind blowing from?
[02:55] ---
    Take the swirling destiny hedging you in
[03:00] ---
    and bust it up
[03:07] ---
    W-Who is that?
[03:09] ---
    Is she a friend of yours?
[03:11] ---
    Of course not. I've never seen her bef--
[03:15] ---
    Oh my word, please listen to me, officer.
[03:18] ---
    It's true, I am the one who shoplifted.
[03:19] ---
    "Did it get darker?"
[03:20] ---
    "It's the middle of the day."
[03:21] ---
    But not because I wanted to. I told her no.
[03:25] ---
    I did it because she threatened me!
[03:28] ---
    You put her up to this?!
[03:29] ---
    That's pretty low!
[03:30] ---
    Whoa, what are you talking about?
[03:32] ---
    Arrest her!
[03:36] ---
    We're going to have to ask
    you some questions, too...
[03:38] ---
    She's gone!
[03:40] ---
    W-Why that girl...!
[03:42] ---
    Mess with me, will you?!
[03:46] ---
    Delicious.
[03:48] ---
    "Round 7!" "Is This That So-called
    Boy-Raised-As-a-Girl Pattern?"
[03:52] ---
    "The next day"
[03:54] ---
    I wonder what ended up
    happening to that girl yesterday.
[03:57] ---
    I'll bet she was mad.
[03:59] ---
    Well, it's not like I'll ever see her again.
[04:01] ---
    Okay, we have a new transfer
    student to introduce to you all today.
[04:06] ---
    Teacher, doesn't our class seem
    to have a lot of transfer students?
[04:09] ---
    Ah, that's because
[04:10] ---
    the main character of this
    anime is in this class.
[04:13] ---
    He had to say it.
[04:15] ---
    Okay, come on in.
[04:22] ---
    Rindo... is that how you say it? Or is it...
[04:23] ---
    "Rindo Ranmaru"
[04:25] ---
    Miss Rindo, if you please.
[04:27] ---
    I'm Rindo Ranmaru. Nice to meet you.
[04:29] ---
    My specialty is karate.
[04:31] ---
    My dream is to bring back
    my pop's karate dojo,
[04:34] ---
    which closed due to financial difficulties.
[04:36] ---
    Ah, is this that so-called
    "boy-raised-as-a-girl" pattern?
[04:40] ---
    Don't pass it off as a "pattern."
    I'll chop you, fatty.
[04:45] ---
    S-Sorry.
[04:46] ---
    Yikes!
[04:48] ---
    There's no way she doesn't
    remember me, right?
[04:51] ---
    I know! A disguise! I'll get
    through this with a disguise!
[04:57] ---
    Perfect! She'll never see through this.
[05:02] ---
    I won't be outdone!
    It's a look-alike contest, right?
[05:04] ---
    Don't jump in on this, poverty god!
[05:06] ---
    It will just draw more attention!
[05:08] ---
    Huh? Is this a new fad?
[05:11] ---
    Not you, too!
[05:13] ---
    Please take the seat in
    the back row next to the hallway.
[05:15] ---
    'Kay.
[05:18] ---
    "It's contagious"
[05:20] ---
    What is it with this section?
[05:22] ---
    You're the girl I met yesterday, huh?
[05:24] ---
    You're kidding!
    She found me out in an instant?!
[05:27] ---
    I need a word with you.
[05:29] ---
    Yow!
[05:32] ---
    What's the matter, Miss Sakura?!
[05:34] ---
    Miss Rindo got violent
    with me all of a sudden.
[05:36] ---
    Huh?
[05:37] ---
    How could you do that to Sakura?!
[05:39] ---
    --No, I was just...
[05:39] ---
    --We won't take that, even from a girl!
[05:41] ---
    Yeah! Yeah!
[05:42] ---
    No, see, I wasn't...
[05:46] ---
    Damn it!
[05:50] ---
    That girl will pay!
[05:52] ---
    But then, I can't touch her at
    school, with all her admirers.
[06:01] ---
    Coming!
[06:06] ---
    I didn't see that, I didn't see that.
    I didn't see a thing.
[06:09] ---
    --Eep!
[06:10] ---
    --No way you didn't see me!
[06:12] ---
    H-How did you get in here?!
[06:14] ---
    On spirit and guts!
[06:15] ---
    Sakura Ichiko's home! Sakura Ichiko's home!
[06:19] ---
    What you see here is
    the rare Holstein Sakura Ichiko.
[06:23] ---
    It was you, poverty god?!
    Stop bringing hooligans home with you!
[06:26] ---
    Who are you calling a hooligan?!
[06:27] ---
    I'll have you know, I despise
    people who pin their own blame on,
[06:31] ---
    or shield themselves behind other people!
[06:34] ---
    You're a coward who
    does nothing but run away!
[06:36] ---
    How can you talk so big after
    wrecking my place like this,
[06:38] ---
    you head-to-toe nutcase!
[06:40] ---
    N-Nut--?
[06:42] ---
    Come on, don't let her
    beat you, get her back!
[06:44] ---
    Y-You... bazooka boobs!
[06:46] ---
    No, you've got to insult her.
[06:49] ---
    Why, thank you. Is that all
    you've got to say, muscleman-lady?
[06:56] ---
    I'm gonna chop those chubby chunks!
[06:59] ---
    My button...!
[07:02] ---
    Idiot! Did she think she could
    win out against my happiness energy?
[07:06] ---
    Hey, she's human.
[07:10] ---
    Hey, you jerk!
[07:12] ---
    I'll make sure I get you for this!
[07:14] ---
    It is on, Sakura Ichiko!
    You and me, one-on-one!
[07:18] ---
    Why don't you accept?
[07:19] ---
    I gotta say, I'm surprised
    she's alive. It's 13 stories.
[07:23] ---
    Miss Sakura is going to
    fight that transfer student?
[07:26] ---
    --Catfight! Catfight!
[07:26] ---
    --Guess you didn't run this time, huh?
[07:29] ---
    How did we wind up like this?
[07:31] ---
    "Battle of the Century"
[07:32] ---
    200 yen on Miss Sakura!
[07:33] ---
    50,000 on Rindo!
[07:34] ---
    Colas, popcorn, or beer, anyone?
[07:38] ---
    Tsuwabuki, you can't be selling beer.
[07:40] ---
    The teacher was buying it earlier.
[07:42] ---
    Sakura, if you win, I'll do whatever you say.
[07:46] ---
    You're pretty sure of yourself.
[07:47] ---
    Okay, I'm going to have
    you leave this school.
[07:51] ---
    Fine. If you win, that is.
[07:56] ---
    I've packed my guts and attitude
[07:59] ---
    into this female body my parents gave me!
[08:02] ---
    Fired up in my best school
    uniform, the name is Rindo,
[08:06] ---
    first name, Ranmaru!
[08:12] ---
    I'm gonna pound that
    rotten disposition of yours,
[08:16] ---
    so say your prayers!
[08:18] ---
    Take this!
[08:21] ---
    "Dragon Storm Kick"
[08:21] ---
    Ryurankyaku!
[08:23] ---
    Get her!
[08:24] ---
    Akane, you've got some lint there.
[08:26] ---
    You're kidding, where?!
[08:29] ---
    Wah! My eyes!
[08:34] ---
    Huh? I'm stuck...
[08:37] ---
    "Grind grind"
[08:37] ---
    Ow-w-w-w-w-w! You got me! You got me!
[08:42] ---
    Wow! I won!
[08:44] ---
    An instant takedown?
[08:45] ---
    Miss Sakura, you're awesome!
[08:46] ---
    Aw, geez, it's over already?
[08:49] ---
    I wish they would have
    fought like Yusuke and Yomi.
[08:52] ---
    What, for 60 hours?
[08:54] ---
    How much have you got?
[08:56] ---
    This makes 10,000.
[08:57] ---
    That's outstanding.
[09:02] ---
    Item funds GET!
[09:04] ---
    Just you wait, guys!
    We're eating good tonight!
[09:07] ---
    Damn it! How could I lose to that girl?!
[09:12] ---
    Yo!
[09:14] ---
    Good fight. You looked great.
    You gave us all a good show.
[09:18] ---
    If you ever do it again,
    give me a call, okay?
[09:21] ---
    And I'll run concessions.
[09:23] ---
    O-Okay.
[09:27] ---
    Um... w-what's your name?
[09:30] ---
    Tsuwabuki Keita.
[09:32] ---
    Hinketsumura Momiji.
[09:33] ---
    I wasn't asking you.
[09:38] ---
    How cool!
[09:39] ---
    By the way...
[09:41] ---
    ...you do remember what you
    said before the fight, don't you?
[09:46] ---
    Yeah, I know.
[09:49] ---
    A promise is a promise. I'll leave.
[09:54] ---
    And so, the hot-blooded freak from
    another era vanished from my sight.
[10:01] ---
    We have a new transfer student
    to introduce to you all today.
[10:04] ---
    But then,
[10:05] ---
    "Rindo Ranmaru"
[10:05] ---
    she came right back.
[10:07] ---
    This is Miss Rindo,
    who left once, but retransferred in.
[10:11] ---
    My goal at this moment
    is to put down Sakura Ichiko!
[10:15] ---
    I should have told her
    to never come around again.
[10:18] ---
    I get the feeling that she and I
    are going to get along just fine.
[10:32] ---
    Hidebu!
[10:33] ---
    Uwaraba!
[10:35] ---
    Abeshi!
[10:37] ---
    Are you all right?
[10:39] ---
    Yes. Thank you very much.
[10:41] ---
    Damn! These punks are no challenge at all.
[10:45] ---
    Why can't I beat Sakura Ichiko?!
[10:54] ---
    "Round 7.5!"
    "I'll Never Forget What You Did Today!!"
[10:57] ---
    And so, I want you to fight me again.
[11:00] ---
    Huh? No way.
[11:04] ---
    You can't "no way" out of this!
[11:06] ---
    You think you can just
    quit while you're ahead?!
[11:08] ---
    What's with you?!
    What is it about me you don't like?!
[11:12] ---
    Hold it, hold it, hold it!
[11:14] ---
    You don't know when to quit, Miss Rindo!
[11:16] ---
    We won't let you lay
    another hand on Miss Sakura!
[11:18] ---
    What's your deal, boys?!
    It's always "Miss Sakura," "Miss Sakura!"
[11:21] ---
    You go, Rindo!
    Take care of all of them at once!
[11:23] ---
    Shut up! Stop hanging on my sleeves!
[11:26] ---
    Hey, you guys!
[11:28] ---
    Stop this, all of you!
[11:30] ---
    Any further confrontation
    here would be meaningless.
[11:33] ---
    "Boobs Vs the Self-Center of the Universe"
    "Catfight Combat Rematch!"
[11:34] ---
    In the coming days,
[11:35] ---
    we will be holding a rematch!
[11:40] ---
    What kind of nonsense is--
[11:41] ---
    Yeah! Sounds good!
[11:42] ---
    Hold on! You can't decide for both of us!
[11:44] ---
    Tickets now on sale!
[11:45] ---
    You guys, knock it off, already!
[11:49] ---
    Shut up.
[11:51] ---
    I can't sleep!
[11:52] ---
    I-I'm sorry.
[11:56] ---
    He's right. We can't make all
    this racket if he's going to sleep.
[11:59] ---
    They won't ever listen to what I tell them.
[12:03] ---
    This is driving me up a wall.
[12:16] ---
    Gah! What am I thinking?!
[12:19] ---
    Right now, clobbering Sakura Ichiko
    should be first on my mind!
[12:23] ---
    Besides...
[12:26] ---
    ...it's out of the question,
    as long as I look like this.
[12:32] ---
    --Y-Y-You guys...!
[12:34] ---
    --Did you hear that?
[12:35] ---
    --Distinctly!
[12:36] ---
    W-W-What did you hear?!
[12:38] ---
    You are the same as we are--
[12:41] ---
    A girl, after all.
[12:42] ---
    "Gulp!!"
[12:43] ---
    --W-W-What kind of nonsense
    are you talking about?
[12:45] ---
    --Sometimes, I like to dress up cute,
[12:47] ---
    and make out with a good-looking boy.
[12:50] ---
    Stop reading my mind! And I never said that!
[12:53] ---
    I can make your wish come true.
[12:56] ---
    Huh? Why would you?
[12:58] ---
    Don't you know? We're a pair of
    rivals who have exchanged blows.
[13:02] ---
    That feeling that blossoms
    after a fight is...
[13:05] ---
    ...friendship, isn't it?!
[13:07] ---
    Friend... ship?
[13:10] ---
    Leave it to me. I won't do you wrong.
[13:15] ---
    Y-You mean it?
[13:19] ---
    Impulsive idiots like her are
    so nice and easy to deal with.
[13:22] ---
    After I get even with her
    for everything up to now,
[13:25] ---
    I'm going to walk all over her!
[13:28] ---
    I see right through your
    ulterior motive, Sakura Ichiko!
[13:31] ---
    However, I am still going to
    get Ranmaru to team up with me!
[13:34] ---
    Together, we will take
    your happiness energy from you!
[13:49] ---
    "Quite a bit here, huh?"
[13:52] ---
    "Skritch"
[13:52] ---
    "Creating an emotional barrier"
[13:57] ---
    There.
[13:59] ---
    All done.
[14:01] ---
    Outstanding! Definitely what
    you call a diamond from the rough.
[14:05] ---
    Th-That's me?!
[14:07] ---
    Well? How does it feel to be reborn?
[14:10] ---
    Although, you're still no
    match for my good looks.
[14:13] ---
    What can I say? I...
[14:14] ---
    Stop chewing on leaves!
[14:15] ---
    My crotch feels so airy.
[14:16] ---
    Stop flapping your skirt!
[14:18] ---
    It's easier to walk in clogs.
[14:20] ---
    Stop being so fussy!
[14:21] ---
    What a pain this is.
[14:23] ---
    Whoa, isn't that girl cute?
[14:27] ---
    What's the matter?
[14:32] ---
    For the first time in my life,
    someone said I was cute!
[14:35] ---
    Now if you can land
    a boyfriend, you'll be golden.
[14:38] ---
    A--
[14:39] ---
    A boyfriend...?
[14:40] ---
    Whoa!
[14:41] ---
    No, that's okay, not yet.
[14:44] ---
    For now, just looking like this is enough.
[14:48] ---
    Sakura, Binboda, I'll never
    forget what you did today.
[14:53] ---
    Thank you.
[14:55] ---
    But I've gotta change outta this.
[14:58] ---
    There's no telling what my pop
    will say if I come home like this.
[15:02] ---
    Your pop?
[15:05] ---
    My pop wanted to have a son
    to take over the dojo from him.
[15:10] ---
    But all he ever had was a daughter, me,
[15:13] ---
    so he decided to make me
    the best female karateka in all of Japan.
[15:17] ---
    "North Indian Ice Cream"
[15:18] ---
    He's an even bigger
    hot-blooded karate freak than me.
[15:20] ---
    So, it's your pop's fault that
    you're as butch as you are.
[15:24] ---
    "Fault"? Don't say it like that.
    Sure, he may have his strict side,
[15:29] ---
    but I respect my pop for
    bringing me up all by himself.
[15:34] ---
    Hmm? I don't get that--
    being able to respect your parents.
[15:41] ---
    What's with her?
[15:43] ---
    Who knows?
[15:46] ---
    I think it's about time I changed my clothes.
[15:50] ---
    Nah, not yet.
[15:50] ---
    "He-he"
[15:52] ---
    I'll enjoy looking like this
    a little longer before going home.
[15:56] ---
    Ranmaru...
[16:00] ---
    Good morning, Miss Sakura.
[16:01] ---
    Good morning, everyone.
[16:11] ---
    Hey, what happened to
    the clothes from yesterday?
[16:13] ---
    And how did you get that cut?
[16:15] ---
    Don't tell me your pop did that!
[16:17] ---
    Buzz off, will you?
[16:19] ---
    It's nothing you need to worry about.
[16:21] ---
    Just leave me alone from now on.
[16:30] ---
    Are you going to Ranmaru's home?
[16:35] ---
    She asked you to leave her alone, didn't she?
[16:38] ---
    You shouldn't go sticking your nose
[16:40] ---
    into other people's family matters.
[16:42] ---
    You've got no room to talk!
[16:45] ---
    Ow...
[16:47] ---
    Get up, Ranmaru.
[16:49] ---
    Your father is saddened.
[16:51] ---
    Since when did you lower
    yourself to become such a pansy?!
[16:56] ---
    Letting yourself become
    infatuated with this stuff!
[16:59] ---
    No, that's... D-Don't...!
[17:04] ---
    As long as you are deluded
    by common things such as this,
[17:08] ---
    don't ever think that you will
    become a power in karate!
[17:18] ---
    Sakura!
[17:19] ---
    Sakura? Hmph...
[17:22] ---
    So you're the classmate
    that beat Ranmaru, are you?
[17:25] ---
    That's right.
    And by the way, I'm also the one
[17:28] ---
    who dressed her up to
    make her look like a girl.
[17:30] ---
    What?
[17:31] ---
    Listen to me closely. There are two
    things in this world that I hate.
[17:37] ---
    The first thing is the poverty god.
[17:39] ---
    Hey!
[17:40] ---
    And the second thing...
[17:42] ---
    ...is a parent that doesn't think
    of their child's happiness,
[17:45] ---
    and insists on forcing
    their own wishes on them!
[17:49] ---
    Fight me! If I win, you have to
    let Rindo do what she wants!
[17:54] ---
    Sakura...
SIGN    "Rindo Genjuro" "Arm Strength: 26600" "Leg Strength: 60950" "Agility: 80320" "Income: 1,170,000"
[17:56] ---
    Hmm...
[17:57] ---
    The difference in their strength is obvious.
[17:59] ---
    So is this an opponent she can beat
    with just her happiness energy at work?
[18:04] ---
    Of all the things to show up
    out of the blue and say!
[18:07] ---
    Fighting women and children
    goes against my principles.
[18:11] ---
    You're ducking me?
[18:12] ---
    However...
[18:13] ---
    ...as big a shrew as you are,
    it is my responsibility as an adult
[18:18] ---
    to correct that insolent behavior of yours.
[18:21] ---
    I will take you on, little
    girl! Defend yourself!
[18:25] ---
    Don't do it, Pop! Don't do this!
[18:28] ---
    Take this!
[18:31] ---
    "Dragon Strict Kick"
[18:31] ---
    Ryugenkyaku!
[18:37] ---
    Wah! My eyes!
[18:40] ---
    "Like Father, Like Daughter"
[18:40] ---
    Whoops.
[18:43] ---
    D-Damn!
[18:46] ---
    Ow-w-w-w-w! You're just a little girl!
[18:51] ---
    Don't push your luck!
[18:58] ---
    She was smiling.
[19:00] ---
    Your daughter was wearing a skirt,
    and makeup, and styled her hair...
[19:07] ---
    ...and smiling with delight.
[19:11] ---
    If you didn't even know that,
[19:14] ---
    how can you have the right to take away
[19:16] ---
    the smile from your own child's face?!
[19:27] ---
    Rin... do...?
[19:30] ---
    Stop this.
[19:32] ---
    You don't know anything
    about my pop, either, do you?
[19:38] ---
    He may be one of those
    adults that you can't stand,
[19:42] ---
    but to me, he's the only parent I've got.
[19:46] ---
    So... So...
[19:50] ---
    ...it's okay, Sakura.
[19:52] ---
    Don't you hit my pop.
[19:59] ---
    I told you, don't poke
    your nose into their business.
[20:02] ---
    Shut up.
[20:04] ---
    If you're just going to lie
    there and mope, you're hopeless.
[20:07] ---
    If Mr. Suwano were here,
    he might offer you some comfort, saying,
[20:11] ---
    "you were thinking of
    Miss Ranmaru, weren't you?"
[20:15] ---
    But since he's not, that's too bad.
[20:37] ---
    Pop...
[20:39] ---
    I'm off.
[20:42] ---
    Sakura Ichiko, was it?
[20:45] ---
    There aren't many people
    who would risk their own necks
[20:48] ---
    for someone else's sake.
[20:51] ---
    You've made a fine friend, Ranmaru.
[20:56] ---
    Ha, she's not my friend.
[21:02] ---
    Sure enough, you're dressed like that.
[21:06] ---
    Yeah.
[21:07] ---
    My pop said I could dress
    however I wanted to,
[21:11] ---
    but at this point,
    I'm more comfortable this way.
[21:15] ---
    Sakura, sorry about yesterday.
[21:18] ---
    I've realized that I'm plenty
    happy the way I already am.
[21:22] ---
    Thanks. My pop said to say so, too.
[21:29] ---
    Yes of course, yes of course!
[21:31] ---
    There was nothing wrong with anything I did!
[21:33] ---
    You got over that quickly!
[21:34] ---
    Sorry, that's just how she is.
[21:37] ---
    Now, hoist me up in the air!
    It's Ichiko-festival time!
[21:41] ---
    It's Ichiko-festival time! Washoi!
    Washoi! Washoi! Washoi! Washoi!
[22:05] ---
    Peering up innocently through her eyelashes,
[22:09] ---
    she leans up against him
[22:13] ---
    She knows I'm looking at her,
[22:17] ---
    but pretends she hasn't noticed
[22:21] ---
    I want to tell him what she's really like
[22:28] ---
    The truth is, all the time,
    she says only backbiting!
[22:36] ---
    I don't like that girl,
[22:39] ---
    the lying phony with the put-on smile
[22:44] ---
    Why can't he see through her?
[22:48] ---
    The truth is, I love you, I love you
[22:51] ---
    I don't like that girl,
[22:55] ---
    the lying phony who is everyone's friend
[22:59] ---
    I mean it, she can't have you
[23:02] ---
    Today, as always, I love
    you, I love you baby!
[23:07] ---
    I'm now in position to ready, set, go
[23:12] ---
    into a love riot rumble!
[23:16] ---
    This week's
[23:16] ---
    "This week's"
[23:17] ---
    "Oh, Nadeshiko!"
[23:18] ---
    "Why, you Nadeshiko!"
[23:19] ---
    Sorry to keep you waiting, everyone!
[23:21] ---
    Did you see me again this week?
[23:23] ---
    After that thing that only
    happens once every four years,
[23:25] ---
    my magnificent exploits continue ever on!
[23:28] ---
    This week, I was here...
[23:29] ---
    ...and here! This week,
    there's a special extra!
[23:32] ---
    "Boom"
[23:33] ---
    Episode 1's
[23:33] ---
    "Episode 1's"
[23:34] ---
    "Oh, Sukeno!"
[23:34] ---
    "Why, you Sukeno!"
[23:36] ---
    At the earnest request of some of you,
[23:38] ---
    we're going to play back
    the scene in episode 1
[23:39] ---
    where the original author
    appeared! Here you go!
[23:42] ---
    For real?
[23:43] ---
    Yes, for real! And just for
    this occasion, one more time!
[23:46] ---
    For real?
[23:46] ---
    One last time, accompanied by
    the author's own self-portrait!
[23:49] ---
    For real?
[23:51] ---
    "Ichiko's frame of mind becomes shaken"
    "The trauma of Ichiko's past revealed"
[23:56] ---
    "Next time: 'Call Me By My Name'"
[24:01] ---
    "Next time: 'Crossed rows of gentianas'"
[24:01] ---
    "Illustration and lettering
    by: Yoshiaki Sukeno"