# 9 - Eh?! You Said, 'After All This'?! & There's No Way That Happens After Just Two Minutes!!!!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYJQGMNX6/good-luck-girl)
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"Extraneous Round!"
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"Fight!"
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Sound off!
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--Fight! Fight! Fight!
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--Oh! Oh! Oh!
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Sound off!
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--Fight! Fight! Fight!
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--Oh! Oh! Oh!
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Sound off!
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--Fight! Fight! Fight!
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--Oh! Oh! Oh!
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Sound off!
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--Fight! Fight! Fight!
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--Oh! Oh! Oh!
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Sound off!
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--Fight! Fight! Fight!
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--Oh! Oh! Oh!
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Sound off!
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--Fight! Fight! Fight!
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--Oh! Oh! Oh!
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*And so it's 1way, 2way, 3way, 4way*
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*Go way! Go way! There, You! Make My Day!*
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*Is it really that difficult?*
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*1way, 2way, 3way, 4way No way! No way!*
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*Now good-bye! bad day!*
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*Go ahead and bust it up as you please*
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*What was that happiness I spotted*
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*from atop someone's rail?*
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*Is this right?*
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*I'm sick of hearing about
love, and passion, and dreams*
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*I'm bored; where shall I go?*
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*Are you ready?*
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*And so it's 1way, 2way, 3way, 4way*
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*Go way! Go way! There, You! Make My Day!*
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*Is it really that difficult?*
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*1way, 2way, 3way, 4way No way! No way!*
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*Now good-bye! bad day!*
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*As you please*
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*Happy about each and every thing,*
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*which way is the headwind blowing from?*
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*Take the swirling destiny hedging you in*
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*and bust it up*
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Today is the day that I drill
into every fiber of your being...
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...that a poverty god such as yourself...
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...would be presumptuous
to even *begin* to defy me!
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Hmph. Uh, little girl, um... that is...
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Uh... Hey!
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"Round 9!"
"Eh?! You Said, 'After All This'?!"
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"Ten minutes earlier..."
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Okay, since the usual teacher
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who takes care of girls'
phys ed is out today,
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today's class will be held
jointly with the boys. As such,
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today we will be having
special mixed pairs tennis.
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Doubles, huh?
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Which means, I have to pick the boy
that I'm going to be paired with.
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Go! You can at least call out to him!
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S-Say, there...!
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What?
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W-Would you... Would you...
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...l-like to pair up with me?
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Sure.
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That's it! Let 'er rip!
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Oh, but I can't!
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Here, put your hips into it more...
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From these doubles,
will spring a lifetime of doubles!
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Or that *may* happen, but
there's no way I can *say* that!
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--Hyah! No way!
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--W-What happened to Rindo?!
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Miss Sakura!
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Could I ask you to pair up with me?
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Me, by all means!
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No, me!
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Just a moment, boys.
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Commoners such as yourself
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are unfit to pair with
the lovely and noble Miss Sakura.
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Who are you?!
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I am the Prince of the
Tennis Club, Adenokoji Shion!
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A self-proclaimed prince.
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Yeah, of the soft tennis club.
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A similarly noble person like me
is better suited for Miss Sakura.
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Would you pair with me?
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Yeah, sure. Anyone is fine.
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Huh? Did you just wipe your hand?
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"Screaming"
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This sucks, all right.
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It's icky. Hey boys,
aren't you being overly rude?
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Stop that.
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The more thin-skinned you are,
the more stuck-up they get.
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You can dispel your daily
resentment out there on the court!
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M-Miss Binboda?
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Poverty god?
What's the deal with the gorilla?
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His name is Gorihara!
He's in the same tennis club as I am,
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and has been my rival
ever since middle school.
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Adenokoji the Technician
and Gorihara the Crusher.
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Our rivalry is famous all over the country,
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--and we've already had
several major shoot-outs...
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--Well, none of that makes any difference.
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--Huh? No way!
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If you can beat that girl,
I'll give you a year's supply of bananas.
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Bring it on!
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If you're my opponent, poverty god,
I'm holding nothing back!
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Today is the day that I drill
into every fiber of your being
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that a poverty god such as yourself
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would be presumptuous
to even *begin* to defy me!
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Hmph. Uh, little girl, um... that is...
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Uh... Hey!
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They're both spoiling for this fight!
Good luck, both of you!
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It won't be much fun to
play a regular game, right?
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What do you say we make a wager?
That will get us fired up, right?
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Fine with me!
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If I win, will you finally
disappear from my sight for good?
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Very well. In return, when you lose,
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you will turn over your happiness
energy to me without a fuss.
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Would you two like to make a bet, as well?
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Sounds fun. All right, then...
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He'll do anything! If he loses,
he'll shave his head bald!
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The prince, that is.
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Huh? You volunteered that kind of quick, huh?
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You volunteered something that
terribly awful kind of quick, huh?
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Don't sell short the
determination of a prince.
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In that case, if we lose,
then Gorihara will put on...
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...a "Live a Week in a Cage
With a She-Gorilla in Heat,
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and See if He Can Preserve
His Chastity Tour!"
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Therein lies a fight that we cannot lose!
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I've only ever played a little bit of tennis,
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but I've still got the poverty god beat.
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Now I have to just keep
from returning the ball
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to Bigfoot there as much as possible.
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That gorilla is awesome!
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Hey, you lousy gorilla!
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How could you do that to Miss Sakura?!
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You big jerk!
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Knock it off! This is tennis, not a fight!
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If you can't understand that,
then get off the court this minute!
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Besides...
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...shouldn't you be more
concerned about Miss Sakura
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than you are about directing
your anger at Gorihara?
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Prince...
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You're right.
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Any humiliation I suffer on the court
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deserves to be paid back on the court!
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Miss Sakura, you understood me!
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Okay, here comes the next one!
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Are you okay, Gorihara?
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Hey...
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Next time, you're gonna
get off with worse than this!
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"Shudder"
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Not bad at all, Ichiko!
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"Self-suggestion"
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Th-This is encouraging, isn't it?
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Now it's my turn!
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I may not have the power that Gorihara has,
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but go ahead and keep up with
my ever-changing serve, if you can!
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Oh, that spin is awesome!
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Huh?
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Gum-Gum...
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Receive!
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Hey, Judge, stretching
your arms is against the rules!
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After *that*, you're focused on the *rules*?!
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What is with these two?
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From here on, with Gorihara
cowering before Ichiko,
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and the prince being baffled
by Momiji's impossible moves,
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this match has taken some
turns contrary to my expectations,
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and now, it has reached the final set.
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Binboda...
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Honestly, your tricky
moves threw me at first,
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but I'm gradually starting to get
used to how off-the-wall they are.
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Hmph, after just that,
you think you know my moves?
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Allow me to show you...
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...the true essence of "tricky"!
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Wha--?
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What kind of moves are *those*?!
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It looks like there are
many different Binbodas!
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By moving that fast, she is able
to make afterimages of herself?
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What kind of girl is Binboda?!
Wait, calm down, Adenokoji Shion!
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Watch closely! They're just afterimages!
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There's only one real ball!
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The real one is right here!
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"Correct answer: They're all real"
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Afterimages... with mass?!
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Yes.
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Momiji isn't bad, herself.
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Wait, those aren't afterimages,
those are clones! Huh?
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Prince, are you okay?
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I've had it. I have no idea
what anything is anymore.
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Get a hold of yourself, prince!
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Miss Sakura, you take it from here.
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Seriously, just don't let them shave my head.
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Prince!
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Why, you poverty god!
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Time out a second!
I'm going to go fetch my racket.
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Thanks for waiting.
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Wait, your racket? But that's...
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That's your Somin Shorai, isn't it?
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Here goes!
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Here goes, huh?
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What do you think will happen
if you use that in front of everyone?
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Whoa! A sudden gust of wind!
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Ow! I've got sand in my
eyes, and I can't see!
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Happiness energy comes in handy, huh?
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But you're going too far.
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What is all this?!
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Ichiko! Momiji!
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This is a fight to avenge the prince!
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I'm not dead!
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Take this!
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Aw, this is not really
my thing. But then again,
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running away bugs me, too!
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Who is still in there?!
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Boobs, flat-chest, the
prince, and the gorilla!
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That's nice and easy to understand.
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At any rate, the rest of
you students, take shelter!
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I can see something now!
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W-What on earth is
going on inside that storm?!
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This *is* tennis, right?!
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Class is over already?
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The class blew away?!
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Since we can't use the courts
anymore, tennis is cancelled.
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A tie is not going to cut it!
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I don't think the game is going to
end without someone getting killed.
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You guys sure are spunky, huh?
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And so, with the match being
called, the game ends in a tie.
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The prince and gorilla get
out of their penalty game...
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We've got your favorite--*sakura mochi*!
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"Translation: I'm scared of Sakura!!!"
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We've got some *momiji manju
*from Hiroshima here!
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I'm scared of Momiji!
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They each developed their
own special case of gynophobia,
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and all's well that ends well.
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How so?!
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"This week's"
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This week's
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"Oh, Nadeshiko!"
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Why, you don't even have
to look for Nadeshiko!
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I've finally done it!
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"Miss Nadeshiko's First
Lines in the Main Episode"
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I see. If you're willing to go that far,
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then all right. I will take responsibility.
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I will leave everything from
here on up to your discretion.
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Please, go now and ascertain
matters with your own eyes.
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"Round 9.5!" "There's No Way
That Happens after Just Two Minutes!!!!"
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All right! I've put this
off for a long time, now,
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but today's the day I get this done!
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Cooking for myself!
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Suwano...
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Miss Ichiko, do not always get
delivery and convenience-store food;
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cook for yourself.
And don't forget to eat three meals--
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morning, noon, and night, every day.
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Relax. If I set my mind to it,
I can handle cooking.
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Sure, I'm a beginner,
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and I can't make food the way
you do right off the bat, Suwano,
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--but I do know that if I can make
everyone else say how delicious
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--Yum!
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--the things I made are, I will be happy.
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--Yum!
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Gah! How come Tsuwabuki showed up?!
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"Cooking Even a Monkey Can Do"
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Mm-hmm, in any event, I'm doing this!
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First... I should prepare
the rice ahead of time...
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The enemy general's head. Get it?
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Seriously darvish!
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"Whooooooooa"
"Ker-smash!"
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If I'd won that tennis match,
I could have driven her away...
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The biggest mistake wasn't losing the game,
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it was getting caught up in all the momentum.
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Oh, well. Time to snap out of it,
and get cooking! Let's do this!
***SIGN*** "**Afterward, the staff enjoyed using up the ingredients"
***SIGN*** "Two Minutes Later" "Languish" "Moo"
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"Dejection"
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"Sniffle"
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How could this happen?
And in just two minutes?
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If she were here, I'm sure
she would make fun of me.
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There's no way that happens
after just two minutes!
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All right,
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I give up.
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Thank you for waiting! It's Pizza Cats!
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Thank you very much!
**[14:13] ---**
Thank you!
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♪ I'll start cooking
tomorrow. Pizza, pizza... ♪
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♪ I'll start cooking-- ♪
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This is yummy.
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Don't go eating my supper without asking!
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Who cares? You're not going to miss a little!
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I haven't eaten anything since yesterday!
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Besides... Besides, after
such terrible treatment...
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There's no way that happens
after just two minutes!
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Shut up!
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You've got no room to talk!
Just give me back my pizza!
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Gaah! There's freshly-baked
gooey cheese all over my face!
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Whoa, are you okay?
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This is yummy.
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Get lost!
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"Vermicelli Noodles"
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I want some of Suwano's cooking.
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I'd only heard stories, myself,
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but you're really in a
knock-down drag-out, huh?
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Long time no see, Momiji.
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Huh? Is that you,
**[15:23] ---**
Kuroyuri?
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What are you doing in the human realm?
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I came to give you a hand.
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Who, me?
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Be grateful for our friendship.
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I recommended myself to Big Sis Yamabuki.
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I told her, "I can't leave my
dear friend hanging on her mission.
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I'm the only one who can help her out."
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Big Sis Yamabuki graciously agreed.
**[15:46] ---**
She said that by all means, we should
join forces and carry out the mission.
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And so, I look forward to working with you.
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I don't have the least bit of
interest in helping you, though.
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As soon as I can swing it, I'll steal
this Sakura Ichiko girl's happiness energy,
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and take *all* of the credit for it.
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Once I do, Big Sis Yamabuki
will surely say...
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That was fantastic, Kuroyuri.
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Naw, just my normal thing.
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Booger! You booger-woman!
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Same old Kuroyuri!
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Your strength is on the
decline, isn't it, Yuri-rin?
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Don't call me Yuri-rin!
I'll kill you, you idiot!
**[16:33] ---**
Damn it, she's making a fool out of me!
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How is it that despite usually
being shiftless and lazy,
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she can be so unusually shrewd?
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Not to mention she's one of
Big Sis Yamabuki's favorites.
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I'll drag her down! I'll drag her down!
**[16:43] ---**
I see you're fostering rivalry for
no reason, as usual. What a pain.
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But you know, I wasn't aware that
you were that concerned about me.
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I'm grateful for your help.
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Ha, not at all.
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We're friends, aren't we?
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All right, I did it!
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"Sti-ink"
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I can do it if I just try, huh?
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Now, if I don't have
any interference from her...
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Excuse me...
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There you are, you jinx!
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I'm a *poverty* god.
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Huh?
**[17:17] ---**
Oh, my goodness...
Another poverty god, right over there...
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This is Sakura Ichiko, huh?
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Indeed, she looks like she hasn't
had any difficulty at all with you.
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Who is this? A friend of yours?
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Yes, a friend, I suppose you could call her.
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And this...
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...is what you might call an alliance!
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Say your prayers!
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"Squish"
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Ee-yow!
**[17:45] ---**
Aw, it broke!
**[17:48] ---**
W-Why, you... Momiji!
**[17:57] ---**
I forgot that the trial cake that
I was making was still left in the oven.
**[18:01] ---**
To make a cake explode,
you must have some incredible talent.
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Damn it! Goda!
**[18:08] ---**
The both of you want to
make a fool of me, do you?!
**[18:12] ---**
If that's how you want it,
who cares about the people around us?!
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I'm going to burn you both down to ashes!
**[18:18] ---**
Poverty god item! The Lemme Go Grandpa!
**[18:21] ---**
When you call him "Pochi" he gets mad,
**[18:21] ---**
"Pochi"
**[18:23] ---**
and reduces everything within
a 1-kilometer radius to ashes.
**[18:29] ---**
Whoa! Pee-yew! What is that smell?!
**[18:36] ---**
You distracted me, and I burnt the stew!
**[18:38] ---**
"Gush gush"
**[18:38] ---**
That's way beyond the "burnt" level!
**[18:40] ---**
And don't be so quick to throw
that out! You should cherish food!
**[18:44] ---**
This is really bad.
**[18:45] ---**
"**Afterward, the staff tried to
enjoy these ingredients, but couldn't"
**[18:46] ---**
Even the dead down in hell would hate this.
**[18:48] ---**
What do you mean?
**[18:49] ---**
It's not like you can cook, either, can you?
**[18:52] ---**
What are you talking about? I'm...
**[18:55] ---**
I know...
**[18:57] ---**
How about you and I,
**[18:59] ---**
have a cook-off,
as a rematch for our tennis game?
**[19:03] ---**
With your happiness energy
at stake, of course.
**[19:06] ---**
F-F-Fine...! And if I win,
**[19:08] ---**
you'll have to leave
the human realm for real this time!
**[19:11] ---**
Huh? Hey, you two...
**[19:14] ---**
Do you mean it?
I was half-joking when I said it,
**[19:17] ---**
but where is this unfounded
confidence in yourself coming from?
**[19:19] ---**
I've got what it takes when it's game time.
**[19:22] ---**
-- "Game time" just consists
of the day-to-day buildup.
**[19:22] ---**
--Hey, you guys...!
**[19:25] ---**
You haven't built up *anything*, have you?!
**[19:26] ---**
--Oh, shut up, shut up, shut up!
**[19:26] ---**
--Don't ignore me.
**[19:28] ---**
You there!
**[19:30] ---**
You'll be the judge.
**[19:32] ---**
Huh? Why me?
**[19:34] ---**
Tell us what your favorite food is, Kuroyuri.
**[19:37] ---**
We'll settle this by seeing who
can make a dish more to your liking.
**[19:41] ---**
Huh? O-Okay... Meat and potato stew?
**[19:45] ---**
"Meat and Potatoes!"
**[19:47] ---**
"Judge"
**[19:49] ---**
Why me?
**[19:52] ---**
Your hatred of losing is
working against you, Ichiko.
**[19:55] ---**
I don't care how much
happiness energy you have,
**[19:57] ---**
it's not going to make you
a skilled cook overnight.
**[20:00] ---**
But cooking is *my* specialty!
**[20:05] ---**
This contest is all mine.
**[20:08] ---**
All done! This will teach you a lesson!
**[20:16] ---**
Huh? Meat and potato stew...?
**[20:18] ---**
All done!
**[20:22] ---**
What is this?
**[20:23] ---**
Anyone can see that
it's meat and potato stew.
**[20:25] ---**
Anyone can see that it's
black charcoal, can't they?
**[20:28] ---**
You know, if you adjust the angle right,
it looks like a human face.
**[20:32] ---**
Quit your yapping and judge it!
**[20:34] ---**
Judge it? For one thing,
it's not even meat and potatoes.
**[20:38] ---**
For another, it's definitely not even food.
**[20:40] ---**
Listen, you!
**[20:42] ---**
When judging food and people,
it's not what you see that counts!
**[20:45] ---**
It's what's inside!
**[20:46] ---**
In other words, you're a failure
as a human being, huh?
**[20:50] ---**
Even so, this is...
**[20:52] ---**
What choice is there? I'll judge it,
**[20:55] ---**
and say that she's lost.
**[21:35] ---**
The taste was so bad,
she was called back to heaven.
**[21:38] ---**
That was rude of her.
**[21:40] ---**
But then, what do we
do about the contest now?
**[21:43] ---**
It's your responsibility; eat it.
**[21:45] ---**
No. I'm not ready to die yet.
**[21:48] ---**
Listen, you...
**[21:50] ---**
All right, would you please
give me a detailed report
**[21:54] ---**
on Momiji's current status in
the human realm and your analysis?
**[21:59] ---**
Taking out Sakura Ichiko
is more than I can handle!
**[22:03] ---**
I think Momiji is doing quite well!
**[22:06] ---**
You've been traumatized by her?!
**[22:10] ---**
I'll get back to cooking tomorrow.
**[22:11] ---**
This is yummy.
**[22:33] ---**
*Peering up innocently through her eyelashes,*
**[22:37] ---**
*she leans up against him*
**[22:41] ---**
*She knows I'm looking at her,*
**[22:45] ---**
*but pretends she hasn't noticed*
**[22:49] ---**
*I want to tell him what she's really like*
**[22:56] ---**
*The truth is, all the time,
she says only backbiting!*
**[23:04] ---**
*I don't like that girl,*
**[23:07] ---**
*the lying phony with the put-on smile*
**[23:12] ---**
*Why can't he see through her?*
**[23:16] ---**
*The truth is, I love you, I love you*
**[23:19] ---**
*I don't like that girl,*
**[23:23] ---**
*the lying phony who is everyone's friend*
**[23:27] ---**
*I mean it, she can't have you*
**[23:30] ---**
*Today, as always, I love
you, I love you baby!*
**[23:35] ---**
*I'm now in position to ready, set, go*
**[23:41] ---**
*into a love riot rumble!*
**[23:44] ---**
"This week's"
"Oh, Nadeshiko!"
**[23:44] ---**
I still haven't been able to stop laughing!
**[23:46] ---**
"Miss Nadeshiko's First
Lines in the Main Episode"
**[23:51] ---**
"Next time: 'It's Like Secretly
Mixing Pumpkin into a Stew..."
**[23:56] ---**
"...in Order to Feed It to a Child
Who Hates Pumpkin' (Long...)"
**[24:01] ---**
"Next time on Good Luck Girl!"
"Ibuki Shit"
**[24:01] ---**
"Illustration and lettering
by: Yoshiaki Sukeno"