12 - I'm Going to the Future

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[00:18] Y
    Tashiro!
[00:24] F
    Now...
[00:30] Y
    Brondis!
[00:36] Y
    What?
[00:48] Y
    I knew it... It's Miura.
[01:05] Y
    With this,
[01:06] Y
    people will think he's a passerby
    who, startled by the sound, fell.
[01:11] Y
    I can't let the police arrest him.
[01:16] Y
    Turning him into a criminal
    won't solve anything!
SIGN    Twelfth Haunting
    I'm Going to the Future
[03:01] Y
    Tashiro... Hey, Tashiro!
[03:03] T
    Ow...
[03:05] T
    Huh? Inaba?
[03:07] Y
    You okay?
[03:08] T
    It felt like something hit me on the head!
[03:11] T
    And I fell over and heard this huge noise!
[03:14] Y
    Good, she didn't see Miura's face.
[03:17] T
    Wh-What was that? What happened?
[03:20] T
    Ow...
[03:21] Y
    It might have been a gas explosion.
[03:24] Y
    The police will be here soon.
[03:25] Gu
    Hey! Another person is here!
[03:28] Gi
    Wake up!
[03:29] Gi
    I heard it was a gas explosion.
[03:31] Gi
    Oh, dear...
[03:41] F
    Splendid, master...
[03:44] F
    To use the Petits so masterfully...
[03:47] Y
    What are you talking about, Fool?
[03:49] Y
    Weren't you the one who said, "Now"?
[03:52] F
    No.
[03:53] F
    That was the echo of your heart.
[03:57] Y
    The echo of my heart?
[03:59] F
    Indeed!
[04:01] F
    We resonated in response to your desire.
[04:07] Y
    I don't get it.
[04:10] F
    Someday, you'll be able
    to feel it more clearly!
[04:14] Y
    That won't do me any good.
[04:17] F
    Are you sure? It is very helpful.
[04:22] F
    For example...
[04:26] F
    It seems someone with a very powerful
    spiritual aura is at the apartments.
[04:34] A
    Croquette on rice! So good!
[04:37] A
    Ruriko-san is the best!
[04:40] Y
    I'm back!
[04:41] A
    Oh, Yushi-kun. Welcome back.
[04:44] Y
    Akine-san, you're back!
[04:46] A
    Yeah. I'm back.
[04:51] A
    I see...
[04:52] A
    That must have been hard.
[04:55] R
    The id monster has finally started
    to control Miura-sensei, huh?
[04:59] R
    How awful!
[05:02] A
    But you did great, Yushi-kun!
[05:03] A
    Your quick choice to defend Miura-sensei...
[05:07] A
    It isn't his fault he got possessed, is it?
[05:11] Y
    No.
[05:12] Y
    So I wonder if there's a way to save him.
[05:15] Y
    I mean, I actually can't do
    anything on my own.
[05:19] Y
    But it doesn't feel like a coincidence.
[05:23] Y
    So...
[05:25] A
    By "coincidence," that strong misogyny
    built up in the tiny room at JTB.
[05:31] A
    By "coincidence," Miura-sensei came to JTB.
[05:35] A
    And by "coincidence," Miura-sensei's
    heart was emptied by women.
[05:41] A
    This all seems too much for mere coincidence.
[05:45] A
    Yes, perhaps this is Miura-sensei's fate...
[05:50] Y
    Fate...
[05:52] A
    If that's the case,
[05:54] A
    then maybe our fate is to save him.
[05:58] Y
    Akine-san!
[05:59] A
    But why, do you think,
    was he after Tashiro-chan?
[06:04] Y
    That's because...
[06:06] Y
    It was partly that Miura
    saw us together, but...
[06:10] Y
    Mostly, Tashiro stands out as a woman.
[06:14] Y
    I think she's an attractive girl,
    objectively speaking.
[06:18] Y
    Even around men, she's cheerful and friendly.
[06:21] Y
    She'd probably be popular anywhere.
[06:25] A
    Yes.
[06:26] A
    But from the perspective of
    one who isn't that way,
[06:30] A
    more than anything else, she'd provoke
    jealousy and irritation...
[06:34] A
    Especially in someone who hates women.
[06:38] A
    "Look at that bitch, sucking up to men!"
[06:41] A
    That's probably what he's thinking.
[06:44] R
    A-Akine-san...
[06:46] R
    Harsh, Akine-chan.
[06:50] A
    Scared?
[06:51] A
    But people like that do exist.
[06:53] R
    For a second there, she was like Hase.
[06:56] R
    And those feelings tied the
    id monster to Miura-sensei.
[07:02] R
    That's why it's decided on
    Tashiro-chan as its first victim.
[07:07] R
    The first of many to come.
[07:09] A
    What will happen to Miura after this?
[07:12] A
    Hmm...
[07:13] A
    His mind will gradually be devoured, I think.
[07:18] A
    Externally, he'll appear to be mentally ill.
[07:21] A
    But the police and doctors
    won't know the real cause.
[07:27] Y
    I... want to do something!
[07:31] Y
    Before that happens to Miura.
[07:33] Y
    By coincidence, my fate brought
    me to the Yokai Apartments...
[07:38] Y
    And to the Petits.
SIGN    Oranges
[07:41] Y
    By coincidence, the id monster took
    over Miura at his new school.
[07:47] Y
    If this is fate,
[07:50] Y
    then my meeting Miura was also fate.
[07:59] Y
    That's right...
[08:00] Y
    There's still time.
[08:02] Y
    Before Miura disappears!
[08:08] Y
    I don't want anyone else to get hurt!
[08:12] Y
    Katsumasa Miura
[08:13] Gu
    Thank you for coming, Inaba.
[08:16] Gu
    You're here on behalf of the students?
[08:19] Gu
    That makes me happy.
[08:20] Y
    Of course.
[08:23] Gu
    I guess I left the hospital
    and wandered around.
[08:27] Gu
    I caused problems for everyone, huh?
[08:29] Y
    Sensei, you're tired.
[08:31] Y
    Everyone was just surprised.
[08:35] Gu
    I'm really sorry!
[08:36] T
    Inaba!
[08:38] Y
    Tashiro...
[08:40] T
    I'm going to make a call on the roof.
[08:42] T
    I can't do it here, can I?
[08:44] Y
    N-No.
[08:52] Gu
    Inaba, could you get a vase
    from the nurse's station?
[08:57] Gu
    I don't want those flowers to die.
[09:00] y
    Right...
[09:01] Gu
    Thanks.
[09:17] Gu
    Damn you, girl...
[09:25] Gu
    Damn you, girl!
[09:30] Gu
    I'll kill you!
[09:31] Gu
    Who the hell do you think you are?!
[09:35] Gu
    You bitch...
[09:37] Gu
    All girls need to die!
[09:53] Y
    The bugs are
[09:54] Y
    being sucked away!
[10:05] Y
    This is... shikigami magic?
[10:12] Y
    Akine-san?
[10:14] A
    Onwabira unken sowaka!
[10:25] A
    Stepping on demons is one way to seal them.
[10:29] A
    Now, it won't be able to leave.
[10:32] F
    I see, I see.
[10:34] F
    Then, it was absorbed into a greater vessel.
[10:37] A
    That's right!
[10:39] A
    I just have to get Fujiyuki-sensei
    to dispose of this.
[10:43] Y
    That looked exactly like
    the real-life Tashiro!
[10:46] Y
    Spiritualists are amazing!
[10:51] Y
    Miura-sensei...
[10:53] Gu
    Where am I?
[10:56] A
    It's all over, Miura-sensei.
[10:59] A
    I'm sure you're confused,
[11:02] A
    but you can forget about everything.
[11:04] A
    Get better soon, and return to school.
[11:08] Y
    Sensei, isn't that great?
[11:10] Y
    Now, let's get you back to your room.
[11:20] Gu
    What?
[11:21] Gu
    What do you mean, forget about everything?
[11:24] Gu
    It isn't that simple.
[11:26] Gu
    You don't know what I've been through.
[11:30] Gu
    I didn't study so hard to go through that!
[11:34] Gu
    I... I...
[11:37] Gu
    That isn't right!
[11:41] Gu
    Ophelia loves Hamlet more than anything.
[11:44] Gu
    Show more emotion!
[11:46] Gu
    It'll help the audience get invested.
[11:52] Gi
    Miura-sensei,
[11:54] Gi
    our school's done Hamlet this way for years.
[11:57] Gu
    You can do that when you're older.
[12:01] Gu
    You're in high school, so be more easygoing.
[12:04] Gu
    That's how you should do it.
[12:08] Gi
    What's with that teacher?
[12:10] Gi
    He's new, isn't he?
[12:12] Gi
    He thinks he's in a position
    to tell us what to do?
[12:16] Gi
    Let's teach him a lesson.
[12:19] Gu
    It wasn't my fault.
[12:21] Gu
    I've always been excellent!
[12:23] Gu
    Those kids lied...
[12:26] Gu
    "Creepy"? "Sexual harassment"?
    "A perverted teacher"?
[12:31] Gu
    D-Damn them all!
[12:36] Gu
    It wasn't my fault...
[12:37] Gu
    It wasn't!
[12:39] Y
    Sensei...
[12:41] Gu
    All they had to do was shut
    up and do as I said!
[12:46] Gu
    And then, those damn girls...
[12:48] Gu
    Who... Who did they think they were?
[12:50] Gu
    Damn it!
[12:53] Y
    Hey—
[12:54] A
    Yushi-kun.
[12:56] A
    We're leaving.
[12:58] Y
    Akine-san...
[13:01] Gu
    I don't understand...
[13:02] Gu
    What did I do wrong?!
[13:06] Gu
    I did my best!
[13:10] Gu
    I did my best...
[13:27] T
    Morning, Inaba!
[13:30] Y
    Morning.
[13:31] Y
    Is your head okay?
[13:32] T
    Just fine. Ow...
[13:35] Gi
    Jeez, what are you doing?
[13:38] Gi
    By the way, did you hear?
[13:39] Gi
    Miura-sensei went to the hospital.
[13:43] Gi
    Then, English today will be study hall!
[13:45] T
    Yes!
[13:46] T
    And I can take a great nap!
[13:48] Gi
    Don't you sleep, even when
    the teacher's there?
[13:50] T
    You could tell?
[13:54] Y
    I was wrong...
[13:56] Y
    Even though the id monster's gone,
[13:58] Y
    it doesn't make Miura a good person.
[14:01] Y
    It just makes him the person he was.
[14:04] Y
    Even if he's a bad adult, with no
    idea what he's done wrong,
[14:08] Y
    that's who he is.
[14:11] Y
    I can't deny that, can I?
[14:14] T
    What are you thinking about, Inaba?
[14:17] Y
    Nothing...
[14:20] T
    That sounds suspicious.
[14:22] Y
    Worry about yourself, not others.
[14:25] Y
    From now on, no walking around late at night!
[14:28] T
    Ow!
[14:30] T
    Inaba hit me!
[14:33] Y
    It's over, right?
[14:39] Y
    Now, it's back to normal life.
[14:43] Y
    Come to the Art Room at Lunch
[14:45] Y
    What's this?
[14:45] ---
    Come to the Art Room at Lunch
SIGN    Joutou Business High School
[14:50] T
    Huh? Where's Inaba?
[14:52] Gi
    No idea.
SIGN    Art Room
[14:59] T
    What? No one's here.
[15:01] T
    Someone's idea of a joke?
[15:03] T
    I thought it was those punks from before.
[15:11] T
    M-Miura?
[15:15] T
    What are you thinking?!
[15:18] Gu
    I know... I know.
[15:21] Gu
    But I can't help it now.
[15:25] Gu
    This is the only way I can feel better!
[15:30] Gu
    It feels like I'd be better off if
    I just destroy everything...
[15:35] Gu
    Right?
[15:36] Gu
    Don't you think so, too?
[15:38] Y
    Are you stupid? That's just running away!
[15:41] Y
    If you're an adult, face things!
[15:44] Gu
    Me? I'm not running...
[15:48] Gu
    Why would you say that?
[15:50] Y
    Damn it.
[15:51] Y
    He's all messed up!
[15:55] Y
    You idiot!
[15:57] Y
    Brondis!
[16:07] Y
    Damn it! My left shoulder...
[16:10] F
    Are you all right, master?
[16:12] F
    At times like this, call Goyelems.
[16:15] Y
    Goyelems?
[16:17] Y
    Power...
[16:19] Y
    Goyelems!
[16:22] F
    Goyelems... A doll made of stone.
[16:30] Y
    I'm saved.
[16:36] Y
    Miura,
[16:38] Y
    you really are sick.
[16:40] Y
    Go get treated at the hospital.
[16:43] Y
    Everyone fails, in all kinds of ways.
[16:46] Y
    But why give up there?
[16:49] Gu
    An explosion in the art room?
[16:51] Gu
    Sensei, this way!
[16:53] Gu
    You can't change the past.
[16:55] Gu
    So you have to figure out how to avoid
    making the same mistake again!
[17:03] Gu
    But...
[17:04] Gu
    This time, it's really over.
[17:13] Gu
    But, Fool, can you do
    something about Brondis?
[17:19] F
    Like what?
[17:20] Y
    Make it a little more effective.
[17:22] Y
    Or concentrated.
[17:25] Y
    If this happens every time I use it...
[17:27] F
    You will simply have to learn
    to control your power!
[17:33] F
    We can do nothing about that!
[17:38] R
    Yushi-kun...
[17:40] R
    What happened to you?
[17:42] R
    Are you all right?
[17:44] Y
    Ryu-san...
[17:47] R
    I see... That must have been rough.
[17:50] Y
    No, getting involved was my choice.
[17:54] Y
    But I don't know if I was able to save him.
[17:58] Gu
    Some people can't be saved.
[18:05] R
    That's right.
[18:07] R
    When you scoop water,
    no matter how big your hands,
[18:10] R
    it drips from the gaps.
[18:12] R
    Supposedly, Buddha's hands have webbing,
[18:15] R
    and water would probably drip from his, too.
[18:17] Y
    Isshiki-san...
[18:19] R
    All we can do is think about the
    water still in our hands.
[18:25] R
    But that doesn't mean we don't
    care about the water lost
[18:29] R
    or that we should give up.
[18:33] R
    You can't touch some things in this
    world, even if you're next to them.
[18:37] R
    And sometimes, you're offered a hand
    from a place you never expected.
[18:41] R
    That is karma.
[18:44] Y
    Karma, huh?
[18:46] R
    Sometimes, the answer may
    take a while to come.
[18:49] Y
    Ryu-san...
[18:51] Y
    That's right.
[18:52] Y
    Even someone with his power couldn't stop
[18:55] Y
    two hundred people from killing themselves.
[18:59] Y
    The hostages he saved were
    connected to him by karma.
[19:04] Y
    And the two hundred who died
    were the water that fell.
[19:07] Y
    I'm sure he wanted to save both groups.
[19:10] Y
    But sometimes, you can't do it.
[19:13] Y
    That's reality.
[19:15] Y
    The reality we have to face and overcome.
[19:22] Gu
    You guys are all so gloomy...
[19:25] Gu
    Yushi, eat these and cheer up.
[19:35] Y
    So sweet!
[19:37] A
    They're really good!
[19:39] A
    Ruriko-san, more sea urchin and tuna!
[19:43] Gu
    I got these fresh.
[19:45] Gu
    They taste better fresh, right?
[19:47] Y
    I didn't like sea urchin,
    but this is really good!
[19:52] Y
    I could eat a ton!
[19:55] R
    This is karma, too.
[19:58] Y
    What's this sound?
[20:04] Y
    What's Hase doing here?
[20:06] A
    Oh, he called a while ago, and I accidentally
     told him about Miura-sensei.
[20:12] H
    Inaba!
[20:14] Y
    H-Hey...
[20:16] H
    What were you thinking?!
[20:17] H
    I told you not to get involved!
[20:19] H
    Akine-san, train this idiot
    harder and level him up!
[20:24] Y
    This idiot...
[20:26] R
    Love hurts, huh?
[20:28] Gu
    Yushi looks like a chestnut, chirp.
[20:30] Gu
    No, more like a bean jam bun, chirp.
[20:32] Gu
    Both are all swollen, chirp!
[20:37] Y
    Reality is harsh...
[20:45] Y
    And a month later,
[20:47] Y
    my wounds had healed a lot.
[20:50] Gu
    Don't glare and then ignore us!
[20:53] Gu
    Well, our forgiveness won't cost much.
[20:55] Gu
    We're going to karaoke!
[20:58] Gu
    But we're a little short.
[21:01] Y
    And my normal life returned.
[21:03] F
    What will you do, master?
[21:06] F
    Use Brondis?
[21:08] F
    Or Hippogriff?
[21:14] Y
    Okay, Fool...
[21:15] Y
    We're running!
[21:17] F
    Let's run!
[21:18] Gu
    Wait!
[21:24] Y
    It will take millions of yen to repair
    the art room I destroyed.
[21:29] Y
    I feel bad.
[21:30] Y
    Once I graduate, I'll donate
    to repair it, little by little.
[21:35] Y
    Yes, of course.
[23:11] Y
    With all that stuff over,
    time for summer break!
[23:14] Y
    I can't wait!
[23:16] Y
    You're so excited, Yushi-kun.
[23:18] Y
    Akine-chan was excited, too.
[23:20] Y
    She said she could train you
    hard over summer break.
[23:24] Y
    Seriously?
[23:26] Y
    I can't wait!
[23:28] Y
    Next time on Elegant Yokai Apartment Life:
[23:31] Y
    Metamorphosis.
SIGN    Thirteenth Haunting Metamorphosis
[23:32] Y
    Wh-What is this?
[23:34] Y
    What's happened to me?