15 - A New Teacher Arrives

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[00:01] Gi
    I can see it. I can see it!
[00:03] Gi
    A new encounter for the master.
[00:06] Gi
    I can sure see it!
[00:09] Y
    A new encounter?
[00:10] F
    The goddesses of fate,
    ladies and gentlemen...
[00:12] F
    They've told the master about
    his luck for the new semester!
[00:18] Y
    I don't care about my luck,
[00:20] Y
    but you insisted.
[00:22] F
    Now, now...
[00:23] F
    So what is this new encounter?
[00:26] Gi
    And why do we have to
    wear these heavy things?
[00:31] Gi
    We're supposed to be goddesses.
[00:34] Gi
    Don't say that. Cait Sith said
    these are the latest in fashion!
[00:40] Gi
    His ideas about trends are all messed up!
[00:43] Gi
    I don't want to dress like that!
[00:45] Gu
    The new semester starts tomorrow, chirp?
[00:47] Gu
    What a way to start it, huh, chirp?
[00:49] Gu
    Good luck, Yushi, chirp!
[00:51] Y
    Thanks...
[00:53] ---
    Chirpity-chirp! Chirp!
SIGN    Fifteenth Haunting
    A New Teacher Arrives
[02:25] Gu
    Now, I'll introduce the teacher who will
    replace Hayasaka-sensei while he's ill.
[02:32] Gu
    Naomi Chiaki-sensei.
[02:36] T
    Chiaki?
[02:37] Y
    Naomi? A woman?
[02:42] Gu
    He will be teaching accounting and computers.
[02:45] Gu
    He will also oversee homeroom for Class 2-C.
[02:52] Y
    I-It's a man...
[02:54] T
    Lucky me!
[02:56] Y
    But he doesn't seem like a teacher...
[02:59] T
    And I will also introduce Miura-sensei's
    replacement, as well.
[03:07] T
    Haruka Aoki-sensei.
[03:09] T
    She'll be in charge of Class 2-A.
[03:20] Gu
    I am Kamiya, the student council president.
[03:22] Gu
    On behalf of all the students,
[03:24] Gu
    I welcome you,
[03:27] Gu
    Chiaki-sensei, Aoki-sensei.
[03:29] Gu
    Nice to meet you.
[03:31] Gu
    Nice to meet you.
[03:37] Gi
    Chiaki-chan's so cool!
[03:39] Gi
    He's starting today, right?
[03:40] Gu
    Aoki was hot, huh?
[03:43] Gu
    Maybe I'll study extra hard in English!
[03:48] Gu
    Okay, we're starting homeroom!
[03:55] Gu
    The principal introduced me, but I'm
    the homeroom teacher for 2-C.
SIGN    Naomi Chiaki
[04:00] Gu
    The name's Naomi Chiaki.
[04:02] Gu
    Nice to meet you.
[04:09] T
    His body's so nice...
[04:11] T
    Question, Sensei!
[04:14] Gu
    What?
[04:14] T
    Are you single—
[04:16] Y
    Hey!
[04:17] Gu
    I'm 32, and I'm single.
SIGN    Naomi Chiaki
[04:20] Gu
    My family is rich.
[04:22] Gu
    But if you want to do anything
    with me, graduate first.
[04:27] Gu
    Once you graduate, it'll be fine.
[04:30] Y
    He's easy to get along with.
[04:33] Gi
    Where do you live, Sensei?
[04:35] Y
    East Takanodai.
[04:37] Gi
    Do you play a sport?
[04:39] Y
    I've done aikido since I was a kid.
[04:41] Gi
    Does the rest of your family teach?
[04:45] Y
    My cousin is a teacher at
    a girls' middle school.
[04:48] Gi
    What's your favorite type of girl?
[04:52] Y
    Girls, huh?
[04:54] Y
    Sexy ones with big boobs...
SIGN    Naomi Chiaki
[05:01] Y
    What kind of questions are these?
[05:03] Y
    Well, since I'm replacing Hayasaka-sensei,
[05:06] Y
    I'll also be in charge of
    guidance counseling.
[05:09] Y
    But I'm still new at this.
[05:13] Y
    I haven't been teaching for even a decade.
[05:16] Y
    And due to that, I'm young,
[05:18] Y
    which means I know how you guys feel.
[05:24] Y
    I understand that this stuff
    is interesting, but...
[05:28] Y
    Ow.
[05:29] Y
    This is confiscated!
[05:33] Y
    So that's all the punishment he gets?
[05:35] Y
    I thought he reminded me of someone...
[05:39] Y
    It's Akira-san.
[05:40] Y
    Popular, rough, and gutsy.
[05:44] T
    All right, we're changing seats.
[05:46] T
    We'll draw straws, okay?
[05:50] Gi
    Hello, members of Class 2-C.
[05:53] Gi
    I am Haruka Aoki.
[05:54] Gi
    Since the school year is underway,
    I realize there will be some confusion.
[05:58] Gi
    But let's work hard at our studies!
[06:02] Gi
    "To be or not to be, that is the question.
[06:05] Gi
    Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
[06:09] Gi
    the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
[06:12] Gi
    or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
[06:15] Gi
    and by opposing end them.
    To die, to sleep no more.
[06:16] Y
    Hmm, she's easy to understand.
[06:18] Y
    She seems really prim and proper,
[06:20] Y
    And by a sleep, to say we end."
[06:21] Y
    unlike Chiaki.
[06:22] Gi
    All right, are there any questions so far?
[06:28] Gi
    She was even prettier up close.
[06:31] Gi
    Yeah, so slender! I wish I looked like her!
[06:34] Gi
    Aoki-sensei is great,
    but Chiaki-sensei's better! He's so awesome!
[06:39] Gi
    Right? He's so cool!
[06:41] Gi
    Yeah, he's really cool.
    And he's fun when he talks.
[06:44] Gi
    Right? Right?
[06:45] Gi
    I wish he'd talk more.
[06:47] Gi
    I'm sure he has lots of funny stories!
[06:50] Y
    Well, I don't have a bad
    opinion of him, either.
[06:52] T
    You get it, Inaba!
[06:54] T
    But I think I know why Chiaki-sensei
    is doing guidance counseling.
[06:58] T
    It feels like he'd help you with
    even the weirdest problems!
[07:01] T
    What do you mean by weird problems?
[07:04] T
    But couldn't you talk to Aoki-sensei
    about your problems, too?
[07:07] T
    She seems nice.
[07:09] T
    I don't know...
[07:11] T
    You couldn't say anything weird to her.
[07:14] T
    When you say "weird," what do you mean?
[07:16] T
    You know! Weird stuff!
[07:20] T
    Inaba, you couldn't go to her
    with pervy problems, could you?
[07:25] Y
    I wouldn't do that!
    And don't drag me into this!
[07:27] T
    What's this?
[07:28] T
    What kind of pervy problems
    does Inaba-kun have?
[07:31] Y
    Don't ask me!
[07:35] Y
    Well, I definitely couldn't go to
    her with anything like that...
[07:40] Y
    She's got this kind of air about her
    that wouldn't allow it, you know?
[07:43] Y
    And you need to be careful who you
    discuss your problems with, too.
[07:48] Y
    People can be good at some
    things and bad at others.
[07:50] F
    Indeed!
[07:52] F
    Two new teachers...
[07:55] F
    The Norns' fortunetelling was correct!
[08:00] Y
    Yeah. So amazing.
[08:01] Y
    But I'm glad both were good teachers.
[08:04] F
    Indeed...
[08:06] F
    The woman's aura was especially pure!
[08:10] T
    Oh? That's rare.
[08:12] T
    You always say human auras are tainted,
    so you don't want to sense them.
[08:17] F
    Normally, yes!
[08:19] F
    Human auras are always wavering,
    warped by various desires and emotions.
[08:27] F
    But those who have undergone spiritual
    training lack that fluctuation!
[08:33] F
    Like that black mage you admire.
[08:37] T
    Ryu-san?
[08:38] F
    A person of strong beliefs, you could say.
[08:41] F
    The aura unique to one who focuses
    each day on mastering his path.
[08:49] T
    Then, Aoki-sensei must be
    a very good person, right?
[08:53] F
    Not necessarily a good person.
[08:58] F
    It is simply that her aura is pure.
SIGN    Joutou Business High School
[09:06] A
    Hey, Inaba.
[09:07] A
    You got a second?
[09:08] Y
    Chiaki-sensei?
[09:09] T
    What? What? Do you need something?
[09:12] A
    I heard you live alone in an apartment.
[09:15] A
    As your teacher, should I
    visit your home once?
[09:19] T
    No, there's no problem...
[09:21] A
    Naturally. You get good grades and
    seem to take things seriously.
[09:25] A
    I can neglect you, right?
[09:27] Y
    He's a very direct teacher.
[09:29] Y
    It's okay.
[09:31] Y
    I won't do anything stupid.
    My livelihood is on the line.
[09:35] A
    A good answer.
[09:39] Y
    Wh-What?
[09:43] A
    All right! Bye.
[09:46] Y
    What was that?
[09:51] T
    It isn't fair that he only talks to you!
[09:53] Y
    What are you talking about? Okay, let's go!
[09:56] T
    It isn't fair he only talks to you! Not fair!
[09:58] Y
    Stop it...
[10:00] Y
    Sorry for being late!
[10:03] Gu
    Inaba and Tashiro, perfect timing.
[10:05] Gu
    I was just about to introduce
    a new club member.
[10:09] Y
    A new club member?
[10:10] T
    At this time of year?
[10:12] Gu
    Yes, she joined for the new semester.
[10:15] Gu
    Konatsu Yamamoto, class 1-F.
[10:17] Gu
    Everyone, look after her.
SIGN    About the upcoming social with the Foreigners Club
[10:34] Gu
    Today,
[10:36] Gu
    we'll decide what we're doing for the upcoming
    social with the Foreigners Club.
[10:42] Gu
    Okay!
[10:43] Gu
    Last year, we dubbed an
    anime movie into English.
[10:47] Gu
    What should we do this year?
[10:48] Gu
    Last year's event was pretty popular.
[10:50] Gu
    That's right.
[10:52] Gu
    A lot of children come to it, so an
    anime was the right choice.
[10:55] Gu
    Then, should we do that again this year?
[10:58] Gu
    No objections!
[11:05] T
    Konatsu-chan!
[11:07] T
    Konatsu is such a cute name.
[11:10] T
    I'm Tashiro, from 2-C.
[11:12] T
    Is there an anime movie you like?
[11:17] T
    English...
[11:20] T
    You don't speak English at all, do you?
[11:23] T
    In the English Conversation Club, I assumed
     you'd speak English the whole time.
[11:31] T
    Of course not!
[11:33] T
    Konatsu-chan, you're so serious!
SIGN    Country of Cherry Blossoms
[11:36] Y
    Oh, you like books? What kind
    of book are you reading?
[11:40] Y
    Chekhov.
[11:42] T
    Chekhov?
[11:44] T
    What does that mean?
[11:47] Y
    It's the name of the author.
[11:49] T
    Oh, that's it!
[11:53] Y
    Russian literature is great, isn't it?
[11:55] Y
    Dostoevsky is good, too,
[11:57] Y
    but I like Chekhov.
[11:59] Y
    Isn't his depiction of the plight
    facing the fin-de-siècle
[12:03] Y
    intelligentsia and peasantry moving?
[12:06] Y
    I... I see.
[12:08] Y
    I only read samurai fiction
    and adventure novels...
[12:11] T
    I always buy the latest Engine
    World and Military Clothes.
[12:15] Y
    That isn't a novel!
[12:17] T
    What?
[12:20] T
    Okay, everyone in your seats!
SIGN    About the upcoming social with the Foreigners Club
[12:22] T
    Tell me what anime movies you'd like to see.
[12:27] T
    I'd like to suggest my favorites,
[12:29] T
    but if we want one for kids...
[12:31] K
    Why anime?
[12:34] K
    Why not a normal movie?
[12:37] Gu
    No...
[12:38] Gu
    We just decided...
[12:40] Gu
    ...to go with an anime movie, right?
[12:42] K
    You're in high school.
[12:44] K
    Shouldn't you be getting over anime?
[12:49] K
    Anime is for little kids.
[12:52] T
    Anime isn't for little kids!
[12:56] Y
    Tashiro, that isn't what we're discussing.
[12:59] Gu
    Then, do you have any
    suggestions, Yamamoto-san?
[13:03] Gu
    This may be slightly difficult,
[13:06] Gu
    but perhaps we should choose Truffaut.
[13:08] Gu
    Truffle? Like a mushroom?
[13:11] Gu
    Have you heard of that?
[13:12] Gu
    No...
[13:16] K
    Never mind.
[13:17] T
    What's her problem?
SIGN    My Neighbor Dragon Pocke
[13:23] Gu
    That's enough for today.
SIGN    My Neighbor Todo Dragon Bat Pocket Star Natade
[13:25] Gu
    Next time, let's decide our candidates.
[13:27] Gu
    Good work today!
[13:35] Gu
    Truffaut...?
[13:39] Gu
    Well, there's a problem child!
[13:41] T
    That was a surprise. What was that?
[13:43] Gu
    What do we do with that movie?
[13:45] Gu
    To begin with, it isn't in Japanese.
[13:47] Gu
    It would be good English practice.
[13:50] Y
    But Truffaut was... a French movie director.
[14:01] R
    Russian literature and Truffaut, huh?
[14:03] R
    Those are for the hardcore.
[14:07] Y
    Yeah... But it doesn't seem right.
[14:11] R
    But with the way she talked...
[14:13] R
    It sounds like a complex.
[14:15] Y
    That's it! You think so?
[14:21] Gu
    Fifteen, reading Russian
    literature? Yeah, right!
[14:24] Gu
    I don't buy the Truffaut thing, either...
[14:26] Gu
    Didn't Truffaut make romances for adults?
[14:30] Gu
    You need to understand the subtleties
    of relationships to get them.
[14:35] Gi
    At fifteen, a girl with lots of relationship
    experience wouldn't watch Truffaut.
[14:40] ---
    O-Oh...
[14:42] R
    Right?
[14:44] R
    Now, a question...
[14:46] R
    Russian literature, with its
    rich human dramas.
[14:49] R
    Truffaut, with his depictions
    of adult romance.
[14:52] R
    Both are highly regarded and artistic.
[14:55] R
    And if you say you like them,
    you seem very smart...
[14:59] R
    At least, to other people.
[15:01] Y
    I get it.
[15:03] Y
    So she chose them to seem smart, right?
[15:06] Y
    And not because she likes them.
[15:09] R
    No, maybe she thinks she does like them.
[15:13] R
    It's hard to think she truly understands
    Truffaut or Russian literature.
[15:18] R
    But I don't see her as a simple liar.
[15:21] R
    So maybe she's just gilding herself.
[15:26] R
    Gilding?
[15:27] R
    Maybe Konatsu-chan has a problem.
[15:30] R
    Be careful how you deal with her.
[15:33] ---
    Hmm...
[15:34] R
    And her, too.
[15:35] Gi
    She ain't watching Truffaut...
[15:41] Y
    Hey, there!
SIGN    Gull
[15:45] T
    She insulted our club,
    but she's the first here.
[15:49] Gu
    Hey, now...
[15:50] Gi
    Hello!
[15:51] T
    Senpai?
[15:53] T
    Look at Inaba's lunch for
    today! It's amazing!
[15:56] T
    It's so pretty!
[15:58] T
    The yellow things are shrimp dumplings
    with a corn coating,
[16:01] T
    and the colorful ones are
    chop suey spring rolls.
[16:04] T
    And the rose is salmon!
[16:06] T
    I'm so jealous!
[16:08] T
    Konatsu-chan, want to see Inaba's lunch, too?
[16:12] T
    I'm not interested!
[16:15] Gi
    Oh...
[16:16] T
    Also, Tashiro-senpai.
[16:19] T
    Please don't call me by my first name.
[16:22] T
    I have a last name. Yamamoto.
[16:25] T
    I... I see.
[16:27] T
    I'm sorry, Yamamoto-san.
[16:32] T
    Hey, there! I rented
    DVDs for the anime choices!
[16:37] Y
    Thanks.
[16:38] T
    Senpai, it took three places,
    but I finally got them all.
[16:42] T
    Which do you want?
[16:44] Y
    There are so many, it's hard to choose.
[16:46] T
    They all look great... My tension's rising!
[16:50] Y
    That isn't how you use the word "tension."
[16:53] ---
    What?
[16:54] Y
    I said that isn't how you
    use the word "tension."
[16:58] Y
    In English, "tension" is used
    to refer to a nervous state.
[17:02] T
    I didn't know that.
[17:03] Y
    Y-Yeah, that's true. But that's
    how we use it in Japanese.
[17:08] Y
    So it's okay, right?
[17:10] Gu
    You're in the English Conversation Club,
    and you didn't even know that?
[17:16] T
    Hey, you didn't need to put it that way.
[17:18] T
    As long as people understand, who cares?
[17:20] T
    You're using English wrong, despite being
    in the English Conversation Club?
[17:24] T
    Why not take a little more pride?
[17:27] Gu
    We're speaking Japanese,
    and that's how we use it.
[17:30] Gu
    We don't think about it that much!
[17:33] T
    "We"? Is that the royal we?
[17:35] T
    Please don't say things to
    detract from your responsibility.
[17:39] T
    The royal... what was it?
[17:43] T
    The royal we exists to make an
    individual's feelings appear
[17:46] T
    to be those of a group.
[17:48] T
    It's the "we" of a ruler.
[17:50] T
    The name comes from its use by
    royalty when speaking to subjects.
[17:55] T
    So a commoner shouldn't use it.
[17:58] T
    H-Huh? Then, what?
[18:01] T
    If I'm a commoner pretending to be king,
[18:03] T
    then what are you?
[18:05] T
    I don't use English improperly
    or deflect responsibility.
[18:12] T
    So... So...
[18:15] T
    So you're talking much more like a king!
[18:20] Y
    Hey.
[18:21] Y
    Stop being stupid and get ready.
[18:24] Y
    The club president is coming.
[18:26] Y
    But...
[18:27] T
    What do you mean by "stupid"?
[18:31] T
    How am I stupid?
[18:33] T
    I didn't mean you.
[18:35] T
    Enough, Yamamoto.
SIGN    Gull
[18:38] T
    You're going to ignore me?!
[18:45] Y
    Yamamoto?
[18:55] T
    What was that? I don't believe it!
[18:57] T
    Jeez!
[18:59] Y
    I just don't get it!
[19:01] Y
    How arrogant can you be?
[19:03] Y
    She doesn't listen, and I don't
    know what she's saying!
[19:06] Y
    I can't take this, damn it!
[19:11] H
    She sounds cute.
[19:12] Y
    You only say that because you're sure
    that you're far smarter than she is.
[19:19] H
    Of course.
[19:20] Y
    Damn it!
[19:21] H
    But you didn't say, "That's why you
    can't make friends," did you?
[19:26] Y
    No, not yet.
[19:29] H
    There, there...
[19:31] H
    You think there's some
    problem with her, right?
[19:35] Y
    Well, yeah.
[19:37] Y
    This is another new meeting, huh?
[19:40] Y
    Jeez, I've had enough of them.
[19:43] C
    When I was a kid?
[19:45] C
    Well, I had plenty of money.
[19:48] C
    So I spent middle school through
    university playing with it.
[19:52] C
    But I suppose I studied, too.
[19:55] C
    I met a lot of people.
[19:56] C
    Fun people and crazy people.
[20:00] C
    Some of them were always no good.
[20:02] C
    But some reformed and contributed to society.
[20:06] C
    But whether they could reform
    or not was their problem.
[20:11] C
    And when that happens, nobody is focused on what's going on around them.
[20:14] C
    Whom you can see and when
[20:18] C
    all may be fated, from the start.
[20:23] Y
    Your fate... huh?
[20:27] Y
    Does Yamamoto have a fate like that?
[20:34] Gu
    "People are changing.
[20:36] Gu
    They are becoming like us."
[20:38] Gu
    So cute!
[20:40] Gu
    Hey, there!
[20:42] Gu
    Yamamoto's absent again today, huh?
[20:45] T
    She could say something...
[20:48] Gi
    If she's going to be absent often,
[20:50] Gi
    wouldn't Sakaguchi-sensei,
    our adviser, say something?
[20:53] Gi
    For now, I'll just have to watch.
[20:56] Gu
    True, there may be nothing we can do now.
[21:02] F
    It's time to turn to the Petits, master!
[21:08] Y
    No, thanks.
[21:09] F
    Hey, master...
[21:10] Gi
    Inaba! Help me with this!
[21:13] Y
    Sure.
[21:16] Gi
    It's raining!
[21:33] Y
    And so, my chaotic second semester began.
SIGN    Isn't the moon mysterious?
SIGN    When I look at it, I remember the past,
SIGN    and my heart skips a beat!
SIGN    Sounds kind of romantic...
SIGN    And I feel like howling, too.
SIGN    M-Mariko-san, you're a ghost, right?
SIGN    Next time on Elegant Yokai Apartment Life:
SIGN    "Look at the Full Moon and Jump."
SIGN    Sixteenth Haunting Look at the Full Moon and Jump
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    I wonder if Heaven is above the sky after all.
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