22 - Burning Student Assembly!

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[00:05] Gu
    The marriage between the sweet
    potatoes and thick miso soup!
[00:11] A
    I want more!
[00:14] A
    What about you, Yushi-kun?
[00:15] Y
    I'm fine.
[00:17] A
    If you don't eat, you won't
    do well on your tests.
[00:19] Y
    Yeah.
[00:21] F
    Master!
[00:23] F
    If you need us, you can always
    count on the Petits!
[00:26] Y
    What could Cait Sith or Chokmah do?
[00:29] F
    You could burn the answer sheets,
    blow them away, or soak them.
[00:34] F
    That means you would get a make-up test.
[00:37] Y
    I see...
[00:39] Y
    I can't do that!
[00:41] F
    Please quell your anger, master!
SIGN    Twenty-second Haunting
    Burning Student Assembly!
[02:20] Y
    Damn it... What was the answer?
[02:24] F
    Master, do you want to burn it?
[02:26] Y
    Shut up.
[02:33] Gi
    How did it go, Ta-ko?
[02:36] T
    Terrible...
[02:37] T
    I can't believe we have to
    do this again tomorrow!
[02:40] Gu
    What's wrong?
[02:41] Gu
    Huh? Seriously?
[02:54] Y
    Chiaki?
[02:57] Y
    That's Nishiyama, from Class E isn't it?
[03:03] Y
    Ta-ko!
[03:04] Y
    Yon-chan? What happened?
[03:07] Y
    Nishiyama was cheating with his phone!
[03:11] Y
    When the test was half-over...
[03:19] Gu
    Hey!
[03:21] Gu
    No, it's nothing.
[03:23] Gu
    Sorry.
[03:24] Gu
    Nishiyama has been rumored
    to be cheating for a while.
[03:28] Gu
    So everyone knew he'd been caught.
[03:32] Gu
    But Nishiyama...
[03:37] Gu
    He tried to run?
[03:38] Y
    What an idiot.
[03:39] Gi
    And then, Chiaki-sensei said...
[03:42] Gu
    Nishiyama!
[03:47] Gi
    I've never seen a man freeze in place before!
[03:50] T
    Chiaki-chan's so cool!
[03:54] Gi
    He was really scary.
[03:57] Gi
    I was kind of shocked to realize
    that he can look like that.
[04:02] Gi
    Actually...
[04:04] Gi
    When he was going down the hall,
[04:06] Gi
    he looked sterner than I'd ever seen.
[04:09] Gi
    He always seems really relaxed.
[04:13] Gi
    That scared me.
[04:15] Y
    Naturally...
[04:17] Y
    He was letting students
    keep their smartphones,
[04:21] Y
    and they basically betrayed him.
[04:24] Y
    Of course he'd be mad.
[04:27] Y
    And no one shows only one side of himself.
[04:31] Y
    Yes, like Ryu-san...
[04:35] Y
    He's always elegant and kind.
[04:38] Y
    I've never seen him angry or even yell.
[04:42] Y
    But when he said,
[04:44] Y
    "But I offer no help to those
    who refuse to try,"
[04:48] Y
    his eyes were so strict, I shivered.
[04:53] Y
    He doesn't offer a kind hand
    to anyone, at any time.
[04:57] Y
    Ryu-san can manage that.
[04:59] Y
    It's the sort of kindness that
    makes people better.
[05:05] Gi
    Hmph...
[05:06] Gi
    Then, Chiaki-sensei was tricking us.
[05:10] Gi
    He pretends to be a nice slacker,
[05:13] Gi
    but actually, he's scary. That's really bad.
[05:15] Gi
    I'm kind of disappointed!
[05:18] Y
    That's not—
[05:18] Gi
    That isn't right!
[05:21] Gi
    When he's mad, he gets mad!
[05:25] Y
    Sakuraba?
[05:27] Gi
    No matter how nice you are,
[05:29] Gi
    if a child does something really wrong,
[05:32] Gi
    I think a grown-up's job is to scold them.
[05:36] T
    Sakura! You're so right!
[05:41] Gi
    I think so, too!
[05:42] Gi
    I'm so impressed by Chiaki-sensei!
[05:45] Y
    Kakiuchi!
[05:47] Gi
    I like that he's always funny
    and fun to be around.
[05:50] Gi
    But I thought he wasn't really
    serious about his job...
[05:53] Gi
    I guess he is, though.
[05:56] Gi
    I kind of love the gap between his
    normal self and how stern he looks.
[06:01] Gi
    How bold!
[06:03] Gi
    Just a little.
[06:04] Gi
    Wait until you graduate!
[06:06] Gi
    You startled me!
[06:15] F
    Such wonderful children, yes?
[06:18] F
    The aura that filled that
    hallway entranced me.
[06:23] Y
    Yeah.
[06:24] Y
    When you see a different side of
    someone than you expected,
[06:28] Y
    whether you see that as positive or
    negative reflects a lot on yourself.
[06:36] Y
    In that sense, those girls
    were very noble people.
[06:41] Y
    Right?
[06:42] Y
    I want to be like that!
[06:45] Y
    But you know, that doesn't work...
[06:49] Y
    It doesn't.
[06:51] F
    You are being tested, yes?
[07:03] All
    Let's eat!
[07:08] All
    The texture of these eggs is tremendous!
[07:11] Gu
    It's the best part about
    eating pregnant sweetfish.
[07:16] R
    And this sweetfish shiokara is just amazing!
[07:21] Gi
    The last course is rice, cooked in
    dried sweetfish broth in a clay pot?
[07:25] Gi
    Banzai!
[07:27] Gi
    Cheers!
[07:36] Y
    You're back?
[07:39] H
    My school's on a break from exams.
[07:41] A
    Same here! Me, too!
[07:44] H
    Then...
[07:46] Y
    If you listen in class,
[07:48] Y
    you don't need to cram, right?
[07:50] Y
    Th-This guy...
[07:57] Gu
    Cheating with a smartphone, huh?
[07:59] Gu
    Normally, your parents would be
    called, and you'd be suspended.
[08:04] Gu
    But it'll be more than that.
[08:08] Gu
    Yeah.
[08:09] Gu
    It's a bit too big of a deal to
    blame on only one person.
[08:16] Y
    Then, what's going to happen?
[08:19] H
    One possibility is a general assembly.
[08:23] Y
    A general assembly?
[08:31] Gi
    It's over!
[08:33] Gi
    No more... My head is empty.
[08:36] Gu
    Hey, take your seats.
[08:44] Y
    Chiaki... looks worse than yesterday.
[08:48] Y
    Well, yesterday was rough.
[08:51] Gu
    I'd like to start by congratulating
    you on finishing your exams...
[08:55] Gu
    But that won't be happening.
[08:58] Gu
    We're about to have a general assembly.
[09:01] Y
    A general assembly?
[09:03] Gu
    Everyone, head to the auditorium immediately.
[09:06] Y
    Hase was right.
[09:12] R
    What do you think Yushi-kun's
    school is up to?
[09:16] R
    Maybe they really are having
    a general assembly.
[09:19] Gi
    Hey! I wanna go see!
[09:23] Gi
    It's a page in the life of a youth!
[09:25] A
    Me, too!
[09:27] Gu
    Well, you could go take a little look.
[09:31] R
    It wouldn't hurt.
[09:33] H
    Seems fine to me.
[09:36] Gi
    Yay!
[09:57] Gi
    Everyone, the general assembly
    is about to begin.
[10:04] T
    President Kamiya is so cool!
[10:07] ---
    Joutou Business
[10:22] Gu
    So tired.
[10:27] C
    You all know why we're having a
    general assembly today, right?
[10:33] C
    During midterms, a smartphone
    was used to cheat.
[10:36] C
    I'll remind everyone that our school does
    not allow cellphones on the premises.
[10:42] C
    But doing daily searches isn't practical.
[10:46] C
    So I overlooked it, as long
    as everyone behaved.
[10:51] C
    I didn't expect to be betrayed like this.
[10:55] C
    And I'm not happy!
[11:01] T
    Nishiyama...
[11:02] C
    I was a fool to trust you and spoil you!
[11:07] C
    From now on, I will be extremely
    strict about phones.
[11:10] C
    If I must, I'll conduct searches
    at the school gates.
[11:15] C
    If anyone still breaks the rules...
[11:20] C
    I'll do this.
[11:27] T
    How awful!
[11:28] Gu
    Did he have to go that far?
[11:30] Y
    That's bold.
[11:33] T
    Chiaki-chan...
[11:39] Gi
    Chiaki-sensei, you're going too far.
[11:43] R
    So that's the Maid of Orléans, huh?
[11:46] Gu
    This is gonna be fun!
[11:50] Gi
    When you speak, please think more
    about each student's feelings.
[11:55] Gu
    That's right!
[11:56] Gu
    You're going too far!
[11:57] Gi
    What makes you think you're so important?
[11:59] Y
    Come on...
[12:00] Gu
    We weren't the ones who cheated!
[12:03] Gi
    That's right! This isn't our problem!
[12:05] Gu
    The one who did it should
    take responsibility.
[12:09] C
    Shut up!
[12:13] C
    Do you think stringing up the
    guy who did it will end this?
[12:16] C
    You don't want to take the blame?
[12:19] C
    Don't be so spoiled!
[12:20] C
    This is everyone's problem!
[12:24] C
    Think more!
[12:29] Gi
    Chiaki-sensei, please don't be so harsh.
[12:33] Gi
    You'll hurt the children.
[12:36] Gi
    As an educator, can't you show
    more consideration?
[12:39] Gu
    That's right!
[12:41] Gu
    I'm hurt!
[12:42] Gu
    Apologize!
[12:46] Gu
    Apologize!
[12:48] Gi
    Everyone, let's all talk more peacefully.
[12:52] Gi
    Okay?
[12:53] Gi
    Leave this to me.
[12:55] Gu
    Aoki-sensei,
[12:56] Gu
    this is none of your business!
[13:00] Gi
    How can you say that to Aoki-sensei?
[13:03] Gi
    We won't let you!
[13:04] Gi
    We won't let you talk to
    Aoki-sensei that way.
[13:07] Gi
    Apologize.
[13:09] Gu
    That's right!
[13:10] Gu
    Apologize!
[13:12] Gu
    Apologize!
[13:14] Gu
    Apologize! Apologize!
[13:18] Gu
    Apologize! Apologize!
[13:19] Y
    Jeez...
[13:20] Y
    This is the result of your
    irresponsible kindness.
[13:22] Gu
    Apologize! Apologize!
[13:24] Y
    What will you do about this?
[13:26] Gu
    Apologize! Apologize!
[13:29] ---
    Apologize!
[13:41] ---
    Apologize! Apologize!
[13:44] Gu
    Okay, it's getting good!
[13:45] ---
    Apologize! Apologize! Apologize!
[13:47] R
    At this point, no one will
    listen to anything he says.
[13:51] R
    They're just letting themselves go crazy!
[13:51] ---
    Apologize! Apologize! Apologize!
[13:54] A
    They're all so young. So young!
[13:57] Gi
    Ruriko-san, more beer!
[13:57] ---
    Apologize! Apologize! Apologize!
[14:00] Gi
    Some salted peanuts, too!
[14:02] Gu
    Now, who will end this? And how?
[14:03] ---
    Apologize! Apologize! Apologize!
[14:06] H
    Now, what will you do, Inaba?
[14:09] ---
    Apologize!
[14:11] ---
    Apologize! Apologize!
[14:12] Y
    At this rate, this will turn into a mess!
[14:15] ---
    Apologize! Apologize! Apologize!
[14:16] Y
    But what do I do?
[14:19] F
    Master!
[14:21] F
    Time to use the Petits!
[14:21] ---
    Apologize! Apologize! Apologize!
[14:23] Y
    The Petits?
[14:27] ---
    Apologize! Apologize! Apologize!
[14:29] Y
    A microphone...
[14:30] Y
    That's right!
[14:31] Y
    Go, Fool!
[14:34] F
    On it!
[14:48] Gi
    Yay!
[14:50] A
    I see! If he does that, no one will notice him!
[14:54] A
    Yushi-kun's grown up!
[14:58] H
    All right.
[15:03] Gi
    Everyone, sit back down in your rows.
[15:08] Gi
    Sit!
[15:11] Y
    P-President Kamiya...
[15:19] Y
    Chiaki-sensei. Aoki-sensei.
[15:22] Y
    Both of you, please refrain
    from getting emotional.
[15:30] T
    Kamiya-san's so cool!
[15:33] Gi
    Chiaki-sensei,
[15:36] Gi
    I apologize for betraying the teachers' trust
[15:40] Gi
    in the worst way possible.
[15:44] Gi
    Even if smartphones are banned entirely,
    we cannot not complain.
[15:49] Gi
    But please...
[15:51] Gi
    From now on, we promise to
    maintain good behavior.
[15:54] Gi
    So please allow us to continue bringing them.
[15:57] Gi
    And please don't break our phones!
[16:17] Gu
    Very well.
[16:21] Gu
    There's no way I can completely
    stop people from bringing them.
[16:25] Gu
    Poor behavior will result
    in confiscation of phones,
[16:27] Gu
    to be returned upon graduation.
[16:29] Gi
    Graduation?
[16:31] Gi
    That's too long...
[16:32] Gi
    Please! Three days!
[16:35] Gu
    Hey, that's lowering it too much.
[16:38] Gi
    I know it's asking a lot.
[16:40] Gi
    Please.
[16:41] Gi
    Please, Sensei!
[16:43] Gi
    We'll be good!
[16:44] Gu
    But you know...
[16:46] Gu
    I'm already letting you bring them.
[16:49] Gu
    Hmm... Six months.
[16:52] Gi
    A week!
[16:53] Gu
    I can't go that far.
[16:55] Gi
    Two weeks, then.
[16:56] Gi
    How about it?
[16:57] Gu
    No, too soon.
[16:59] Gu
    Go!
[17:00] Gu
    President Kamiya!
[17:02] Gu
    Kamiya! Kamiya! Kamiya!
[17:13] Gu
    Kamiya! Kamiya! Kamiya!
[17:17] Gu
    Three months.
[17:19] Gi
    A month!
[17:22] Gu
    Fine! One month!
[17:24] Gu
    Yay!
[17:26] Gu
    We won!
[17:26] Gu
    Yay!
[17:29] Gi
    Thank you, Chiaki-sensei.
[17:32] Gu
    Listen.
[17:33] Gu
    This is your last chance.
[17:35] Gu
    Once more, and I'll ban and confiscate
     them until graduation.
[17:41] Gi
    And no one wants to lose
    their phone for a month.
[17:43] Gi
    Everyone, you can obey that, right?
[17:51] F
    That was so mean, master...
[17:54] Y
    Sorry.
[17:55] Y
    It was the only thing I could think of.
[17:57] F
    I was going to do my best, too...
[17:59] Y
    Anyway, Fool,
[18:00] Y
    this is amazing!
[18:01] Y
    Everyone came together!
[18:03] F
    Indeed.
[18:04] F
    "Shut the door in the face," yes?
[18:09] H
    "Shut the door in the face."
[18:12] H
    It's a type of psychological manipulation.
[18:15] Gu
    What do you mean?
[18:17] H
    You start off with a demanding offer,
[18:20] H
    to get someone to the line you really wanted.
[18:23] H
    He deliberately destroyed that phone.
[18:26] H
    He started by showing how harsh he was,
[18:29] H
    then instituted even harsher conditions,
[18:31] H
    to make them think things
    were as bad as possible.
[18:36] H
    Then he gradually compromised,
[18:38] H
    so everyone accepted it as better
    than things currently were.
[18:38] ---
    Cheers!
[18:40] ---
    
[18:43] H
    In the first place,
[18:45] H
    he never cared about how
    long he kept the phones.
[18:48] F
    That is how it is.
[18:50] Y
    I see... I get it.
[18:53] Y
    Chiaki held this general assembly
    because he wanted everyone
[18:56] Y
    to practice good behavior
    with their smartphones!
[19:00] F
    Yes.
[19:01] F
    His partner, Kamiya-sama,
    did a splendid job, too!
[19:04] Y
    That's right.
[19:06] F
    But you did wonderfully, as well!
[19:10] Y
    I did?
[19:11] F
    Yes!
[19:12] F
    Not everything went as planned.
[19:15] F
    Without your quick intervention,
[19:17] F
    who knows if things would
    have gone this well?
[19:21] Y
    Yeah?
[19:22] F
    I do retain some doubt about
    your methods, though.
[19:25] Y
    I won't do that anymore.
[19:27] Gu
    So you can keep bringing
    your phones to school.
[19:31] Gu
    But don't use them in class
    or during club activities.
[19:35] Gu
    Only during breaks and after school.
[19:38] Gu
    And definitely not while walking.
[19:41] Gu
    Anyone who violates this rule will
    lose their phone for a month!
[19:44] Gu
    That's all!
[19:45] Gu
    Thank you, Sensei!
[19:47] Gu
    Chiaki-sensei!
[19:49] Gu
    Great!
[19:50] Gu
    Well done, student council president!
[20:12] H
    Chiaki-sensei and President Kamiya?
[20:17] Gu
    That was pretty exciting, chirp.
[20:19] Gu
    An afternoon spectacle, chirp!
[20:22] Gu
    I want to see a battle scene next, chirp.
[20:24] ---
    Chirpity-chirp! Chirp!
[20:29] Gu
    Jeez, Chiaki's so annoying...
[20:31] Gu
    Who the hell breaks someone's
    phone like that?
[20:34] Gu
    He's just controlling us with
    violence and authority!
[20:38] Gu
    He's acting too differently than usual.
[20:41] Gu
    He's just a show-off.
[20:43] Gi
    Obnoxious!
[20:44] F
    Master...
[20:46] Y
    Maybe having everyone understand
    is only an ideal.
[20:51] F
    Taking action always means
    getting a reaction.
[20:57] F
    It cannot be all good or all bad.
[21:04] F
    When he did this, Chiaki-sama knew
    he might be misunderstood.
[21:09] F
    There is no reason for it to bother you.
[21:13] Y
    Yeah.
[21:15] Y
    But it's frustrating.
[21:19] Y
    That was how our general assembly ended.
[21:22] Y
    And a new urban legend,
[21:25] Y
    about a glowing bird that flew
    through the hall, was born at JTB.
SIGN    After midterms, it's finally time for the culture fair.
SIGN    Let's do this!
SIGN    You're all fired-up, huh?
SIGN    I remember when I was young...
SIGN    Sato-san, you were young?
SIGN    Several centuries ago, I think?
SIGN    Back then, there were so many samurai generals.
SIGN    I remember that!
SIGN    That would've been in the Sengoku era...
SIGN    Next time on Elegant Yokai Apartment Life:
SIGN    Do You Like Other Faces? Or Not?
SIGN    Twenty-third Haunting Do You Like Other Faces? Or Not?
SIGN    Chiaki looks kinda pale. Is he okay?