1 - Yushi and Kotobuki-so

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[00:03] Y
    I'd never seen a ghost or a yokai,
[00:07] Y
    and I didn't really care if they existed.
[00:11] Y
    I didn't think they were that scary.
[00:14] Y
    I just wasn't interested in them at all.
[00:17] Y
    Instead, my head was filled
    with real-world problems.
[00:23] Gi
    Senpai, don't forget us.
[00:26] Gi
    Promise us!
[00:30] M
    I've been waiting, Inaba.
[00:39] Y
    Now, then...
[00:43] Y
    I've been waiting to pound that
    face of yours flat, Hase.
[00:47] M
    Same here.
[00:49] M
    I've been waiting for a chance
    to have a real fight with you.
[00:52] Y
    Don't whine later—
[01:18] Y
    Ow...
[01:19] Y
    You were really hitting hard.
[01:22] Y
    My mouth tastes like blood.
[01:25] M
    This was your idea, right?
[01:28] M
    Well, this is to celebrate our
    middle school graduation.
[01:31] Y
    I wanted to try something like this.
[01:40] M
    Congratulations on making it into JTB, Inaba.
[01:43] Y
    Same to you, Hase.
[01:45] Y
    Top of the class, at a famous
    school. Impressive.
[01:48] Y
    You really are amazing, Hase.
[01:51] Y
    Now, you're as good as admitted into Tokyo U.
[01:54] Y
    It's your first step toward being
    a super-elite businessman!
[01:57] M
    You're just as amazing...
[01:59] M
    Wasn't going to a residential
    high school your dream?
[02:02] Y
    Yeah!
[02:04] Y
    I'm gonna do my best.
[02:06] Y
    I'll learn a lot and get certifications.
[02:09] Y
    And after graduation, I'll be able
    to start work as a businessman!
[02:12] M
    Hey, Inaba...
[02:14] M
    Are you really okay?
[02:18] Y
    Yeah!
[02:21] Y
    This spring,
[02:22] Y
    I, Yushi Inaba, was accepted into
    Joutou Business High School.
[02:27] Y
    For so long, I've wanted to
    live in a dorm, on my own,
[02:30] Y
    and this is my chance.
[02:32] Y
    Now, I can finally leave my uncle's house.
[02:36] Y
    That's right.
[02:37] Y
    Now, I can live on my own.
SIGN    Update JTB Dorm Burns Down
    Cause Under Investigation
[02:44] ---
    
[02:44] ---
    This afternoon,
[02:46] ---
    the Joutou Business High School
    dorm was the scene of a fire.
[02:48] ---
    
[02:49] ---
    The building burned to the ground.
[02:53] Y
    Seriously?
SIGN    First Haunting
    Yushi and Kotobuki-so
[04:31] ---
    
[04:32] Gu
    Looking for a room at this time of year?
[04:34] Gu
    What's your budget?
[04:36] Gu
    20,000 or 30,000? I don't even
    know what to do with that.
[04:41] Gu
    There's this thing called a market that says
[04:43] Gu
    the cheapest rate here is 50,000.
[04:46] Gu
    We're closed now.
[04:49] Gu
    And you can't get a room without a guarantor.
[04:54] Gu
    No parents?
[04:55] Gu
    You're a minor, aren't you?
[04:58] Gu
    Then, why not just stay with your uncle?
[05:02] Gu
    I mean, not much else to be done.
[05:08] Y
    Not much else to be done, huh?
[05:12] Gu
    We got a message
[05:14] Gu
    that the dorm reconstruction
    will take about six months.
[05:18] gi
    Oh, dear...
[05:21] gi
    But I'm glad you weren't there.
[05:23] Y
    B-But I...
[05:26] Y
    My move...
[05:29] Gi
    Then, what will you do?
[05:31] Gu
    What? Well, I mean...
[05:34] Gi
    He'll have to stay here while
    he goes to school!
[05:36] Gu
    Yeah, I guess he will.
[05:45] Gi
    E-Eriko...
[05:50] Y
    I-I'll take care of this, somehow!
[05:57] Y
    What the hell is "somehow," though?
[06:00] Y
    In the end, I'm just a
    completely helpless kid,
[06:04] Y
    whose life is dictated by others,
[06:07] Y
    and I can't do anything.
[06:11] M
    Are you really okay?
[06:14] Y
    Damn it.
[06:27] Gu
    Mister...
[06:30] Gu
    You're looking for a room?
[06:32] Gu
    Try over there.
[06:35] [SONG] Gu
    Land Apartments Offices
    Maeda Realty, Inc.
[06:35] Gu
    I'm sure you'll find a good one.
[06:38] Y
    Maeda... Realty?
[06:50] [SONG] ---
    Land Apartments Offices
    Maeda Realty, Inc.
[06:57] Y
    U-Um...
[07:00] Gu
    Welcome.
[07:02] [SONG] ---
    Land Apartments Offices
    Maeda Realty, Inc.
[07:04] Gu
    A JTB student, huh?
[07:07] Gu
    Sorry to hear about what happened.
[07:10] Y
    Yeah.
[07:11] Y
    I've got a one that's a ten-minute walk
    to Takanodai Higashi Station.
[07:16] Y
    A 15-square-meter Japanese-style
    room and 3-meter closet.
[07:19] Y
    Southern exposure.
[07:20] Y
    The toilet and bath are shared,
    but it comes with food.
[07:24] Y
    Oh, and also utilities.
[07:26] Y
    And the rent is only 25,000 yen!
SIGN    Kotobuki-so 25,000 Yen
[07:30] Y
    Seriously?!
[07:32] Gu
    Yeah. Seriously.
SIGN    Kotobuki-so 25,000 Yen
[07:36] Y
    Is there anything I should
    know about this place...
[07:40] Gu
    There are ghosts...
[07:43] Y
    Huh?
[07:45] Gu
    Actually, I have a room in
    that apartment building.
[07:49] Gu
    I use it as storage...
[07:51] Gu
    Why not rent it?
[07:54] Y
    Can I?!
[07:55] Gu
    You only need to stay six months,
    until they rebuild the dorm, right?
[07:59] Y
    Th-Thank you!
[08:09] Y
    The building's name is "Kotobuki-so."
[08:25] Y
    How do you like it?
[08:26] Y
    Pretty classy, right?
[08:28] ---
    Y-Yeah...
[08:40] Y
    The Kotobuki-so, huh?
[08:42] Y
    I wonder how old it is.
[08:53] Gu
    Here, you go.
[08:54] Gu
    This is the key for room 202.
[08:57] Gu
    From now on, that's your room.
[08:59] Y
    My own room!
[09:05] Gu
    If you like, use the furniture.
[09:09] Gu
    And you don't mind books on
    the bookshelves, do you?
[09:12] Y
    No, not at all!
[09:15] Y
    Reimei Isshiki!
[09:16] Y
    I'm a big fan!
[09:19] Gu
    You read Isshiki-san, too?
[09:22] Gu
    You're a bit old-fashioned.
[09:24] Y
    Yeah.
[09:25] Y
    I borrowed one from a friend
    named Hase and loved it!
[09:27] Y
    They may seem grotesque,
    but they're actually really refined.
[09:32] Y
    I especially like the gap between
    them and the author's photo...
[09:37] Gu
    I wondered what that noise was. Are you new?
[09:40] Y
    Reimei Isshiki!
[09:42] Y
    Isshiki-sensei!
[09:43] Y
    Is it really you?
[09:44] Gu
    It really is.
[09:46] Y
    Isshiki-sensei, you live here?
[09:50] Gu
    Yeah, for over a decade...
[09:53] Gu
    But I'm considered one of
    the newer residents.
[09:56] Y
    I-Is that so?
[09:59] Y
    I can live in the same building
    as one of my favorite authors.
[10:04] Y
    This is amazing!
[10:06] Gi
    Isshiki-san, is there someone new?
[10:09] Gu
    Yep.
[10:11] A
    I'm Akine Kuga!
[10:15] A
    Nice to meet you.
[10:16] Gu
    Akine-san?
[10:18] Gu
    Akine Kuga-chan, from room 204.
[10:21] Gu
    A second-year at Takanodai High.
[10:23] Gu
    She lives on her own, just like you.
[10:26] Y
    On her own? Even though she's a girl?
[10:29] Y
    Isn't she lonely?
[10:31] A
    Not at all...
[10:33] A
    Living here is so much fun.
[10:35] A
    I hope you enjoy it, too!
[10:37] A
    All right!
[10:38] A
    I'll help you start unpacking.
[10:41] A
    Is this all you have? There isn't much here.
[10:43] Y
    Oh, you don't have to...
[10:49] Gu
    You kids have fun.
[10:51] Y
    Okay, thank you!
[10:53] A
    I see.
[10:54] A
    Your parents passed away, huh?
[10:58] Y
    Yeah, when I was in seventh grade,
    they died in a car accident.
[11:04] Y
    My parents died suddenly, and I was alone.
[11:08] Y
    My uncle's family took me in.
[11:11] Y
    But my family was an average
    salaryman's household,
[11:15] Y
    so we didn't have any money.
[11:17] Y
    I'm sure I put a lot of financial
    pressure on my uncle's family.
[11:22] Y
    And my cousin, who's a year older,
[11:25] Y
    Eriko, was harsher than I'd expected.
[11:29] Y
    I couldn't let them support me forever.
[11:32] Y
    So I decided on a school with a dorm.
[11:38] Y
    But the dorm burned down in a fire,
[11:41] Y
    and now I'm here.
[11:45] A
    I see.
[11:46] Y
    But I'm just fine!
[11:50] Y
    That was three years ago.
[11:52] Y
    Now, I need to do my best on my own.
[11:56] Y
    A-Akine-san?
[11:58] A
    You needn't be in such a hurry to grow up.
[12:02] Y
    R-Right.
[12:04] A
    All right! Let's unpack the rest
    of your stuff, Yushi-kun.
[12:09] Y
    Okay!
[12:11] Gu
    That's most of it, huh?
[12:13] Y
    Thank you.
[12:15] Gu
    I wanted to introduce you
    to the other residents,
[12:18] Gu
    but they're all out.
[12:20] Gu
    Well, they'll be back, eventually.
[12:23] Y
    Oh?
[12:24] Gu
    Don't worry!
[12:26] Gu
    They're all really nice!
[12:28] Gu
    Indeed.
[12:29] Gu
    Akine-chan might be the scariest one here.
[12:32] A
    Jeez, Isshiki-san, I'll get mad!
[12:36] Y
    I'm not that worried.
[12:38] Gu
    I was kidding.
[12:38] Y
    Looking at these two,
[12:39] Gu
    Want one?
[12:40] Y
    I can tell exactly the kind of place this is.
[12:40] A
    Yes! Thank you!
[12:44] Y
    I'm glad I came here.
[12:50] A
    Yushi-kun, dinner's ready. Let's go.
[12:53] Y
    Okay!
[12:55] Y
    Oh, yeah. I get food, too.
[12:58] Y
    I wonder how it is.
[13:01] A
    This way, Yushi-kun.
[13:03] Y
    Coming!
[13:10] Y
    Wow!
[13:12] Gu
    They said today is your welcome dinner.
[13:16] A
    I love Ruriko-san!
[13:18] Y
    Let's eat!
[13:25] Y
    It's good!
[13:26] A
    Isn't it?
[13:27] A
    Ruriko-san, the chef, is a genius!
[13:31] A
    She always cooks us warm meals.
[13:34] Y
    Ruriko-san?
[13:38] Y
    She cooks in the dark?
[13:41] Y
    Is that really okay?
[14:04] Gu
    Oh, my... Everyone came to eat.
[14:07] A
    I bet the smell brought them down.
[14:30] A
    Thanks for the meal!
[14:33] A
    I'm so full!
[14:35] A
    That was great, right?
[14:36] Y
    Y-Yeah.
[14:38] Y
    U-Um, Akine-san...
[14:42] Y
    The people in the cafeteria...
[14:45] Y
    Do they all live here?
[14:50] A
    Most are neighbors.
[14:53] A
    This place is kind of a local hangout.
[14:56] Y
    A hangout? Is that—
[14:58] A
    Look at the time!
[15:00] A
    Yushi-kun, I'm heading off.
[15:03] Y
    Where are you going?
[15:04] A
    I've got work.
[15:06] A
    The night shift at the hospital.
[15:08] Y
    At this hour?
[15:10] A
    You go and relax! Bye!
[15:17] Y
    Relax?
[15:18] Y
    I don't know about that.
[15:26] Gu
    There are ghosts...
[15:30] Y
    No way.
[15:32] Y
    They're playing Mahjong.
[15:35] Y
    I know... I'll ask them about
    these apartments.
[15:42] Y
    Um...
[16:10] Gu
    Yushi-kun!
[16:14] Gu
    What's wrong? Why so surprised?
[16:18] Y
    I-Isshiki-san!
[16:19] Gu
    Let's go to the bath.
[16:21] Gu
    The bath in the basement is amazing!
[16:25] Y
    B-Bath?
[16:35] Gu
    This is paradise...
[16:37] Y
    This is the building's basement, isn't it?
[16:41] Y
    I-Isshiki-san, I've been wondering something.
[16:46] Y
    Isn't there something kind of weird...
[16:49] Y
    about this apartment building?
[16:51] Gu
    There sure is!
[16:52] Gu
    This is a yokai apartment building.
[16:55] Y
    A yokai...
[16:58] Gu
    Right, landlord?
[17:25] M
    Inaba... Hey, Inaba!
[17:29] M
    Wake up!
[17:32] Y
    A dream?
[17:34] Y
    Er... I had this weird dream.
[17:37] Y
    There was this yokai...
[17:39] Y
    There aren't any yokai, though.
[17:41] M
    What are you talking about?
[17:42] M
    You're so dumb.
[17:44] Y
    Yeah.
[17:46] M
    There's a yokai
[17:48] M
    right here.
[17:52] Y
    H-Huh?
[17:55] Y
    I guess that was a dream?
[17:59] Y
    That was a weird dream, though...
[18:04] Y
    Morning...
[18:04] Gu
    Morning!
[18:05] Gu
    Sleep well, chirp?
[18:07] Gu
    Wake up and smell the roses, chirp.
[18:09] Gu
    But they say kids who sleep, grow big, chirp.
[18:12] Gu
    And we grew too much!
[18:21] Y
    I-Isshiki-san!
[18:23] Gu
    Oh, good morning, Yushi-kun.
[18:26] Gu
    You had a rough time yesterday, huh?
[18:28] Y
    I knew it.
[18:31] Y
    This is a yokai apartment building.
[18:36] Y
    It actually is?
[18:37] Gu
    If you want to go back home,
    I'll help you pack.
[18:44] A
    I'm back!
[18:45] Y
    Oh, welcome back, Akine-chan.
[18:48] A
    Oh, Yushi-kun...
[18:49] A
    How did it go last night?
[18:51] Y
    A-Akine-san... Behind you.
[19:01] Y
    Wh-What is that guy?
[19:08] Y
    Akine-san, watch out! Run!
[19:16] Y
    Don't tell me... She's too scared to move?
[19:25] Y
    Damn it.
[19:27] Y
    Akine-san!
[19:40] A
    Kin!
SIGN    Kin
[19:53] Y
    I-It's gone.
[19:56] Y
    Akine-san, was that...
[19:58] A
    An evil spirit.
[20:00] Y
    Oh, just an evil spirit...
[20:03] Y
    Wait, an e-evil spirit?
[20:06] A
    At the crossing in front of the station,
    he was staring at me the whole time.
[20:11] A
    I ignored him, but I guess
    he got attached to me.
[20:14] A
    He probably stalked girls his whole life,
[20:18] A
    and even in death, he can't stop!
[20:20] A
    So I purified him.
[20:22] Y
    P-Purified him?
[20:25] Y
    Akine-san, are you...
[20:28] A
    I didn't tell you?
[20:29] A
    I'm an exorcist!
[20:32] A
    But I'm still training.
[20:34] Y
    An exorcist, huh?
[20:37] Gu
    A person who gets rid of spirits
    that cause trouble.
[20:40] Gu
    Many things happen, and many
    different people are here.
[20:44] Gu
    Great, isn't it?
[20:46] Gu
    This world isn't so bad.
[20:48] Gu
    So, Yushi-kun?
[20:51] Gu
    What will you do?
[20:56] A
    I get hungry when I use my power!
[20:58] ---
    Food, food!
[21:00] Gu
    I wonder what's for breakfast...
[21:03] Y
    I'd never seen a ghost or a yokai,
[21:10] Y
    and I didn't really care if they existed.
[21:15] Y
    But it seems as though
[21:17] Y
    yokai and humans really
    do live together here.
[21:22] Y
    And the name of the place
    is the Yokai Apartments.
[21:25] Y
    I'm Yushi Inaba. It's the spring
    of my first year of high school.
[21:29] Y
    My first step toward independence
[21:32] Y
    seems to have landed me somewhere incredible.
SIGN    You're kidding me...
SIGN    A yokai apartment building? Seriously?
SIGN    There are more surprises in store.
SIGN    Those who live here aren't exactly ordinary!
SIGN    They seem scarier than the yokai.
SIGN    Next time on Elegant Yokai Apartment Life:
SIGN    The Residents of the Yokai Apartments.
SIGN    Second Haunting The Residents of the Yokai Apartments
[23:28] ---
    Er, since they're residents,
    they're human, right?
[23:31] ---
    Who can say?