# 12 - I'm Going to the Future
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**[00:18] Y**
Tashiro!
**[00:24] F**
Now...
**[00:30] Y**
Brondis!
**[00:36] Y**
What?
**[00:48] Y**
I knew it... It's Miura.
**[01:05] Y**
*With this,*
**[01:06] Y**
* people will think he's a passerby*
* who, startled by the sound, fell.*
**[01:11] Y**
*I can't let the police arrest him.*
**[01:16] Y**
* Turning him into a criminal*
* won't solve anything!*
***SIGN*** Twelfth Haunting
I'm Going to the Future
**[03:01] Y**
Tashiro... Hey, Tashiro!
**[03:03] T**
Ow...
**[03:05] T**
Huh? Inaba?
**[03:07] Y**
You okay?
**[03:08] T**
It felt like something hit me on the head!
**[03:11] T**
And I fell over and heard this huge noise!
**[03:14] Y**
*Good, she didn't see Miura's face.*
**[03:17] T**
Wh-What was that? What happened?
**[03:20] T**
Ow...
**[03:21] Y**
It might have been a gas explosion.
**[03:24] Y**
The police will be here soon.
**[03:25] Gu**
Hey! Another person is here!
**[03:28] Gi**
Wake up!
**[03:29] Gi**
I heard it was a gas explosion.
**[03:31] Gi**
Oh, dear...
**[03:41] F**
Splendid, master...
**[03:44] F**
To use the Petits so masterfully...
**[03:47] Y**
What are you talking about, Fool?
**[03:49] Y**
Weren't you the one who said, "Now"?
**[03:52] F**
No.
**[03:53] F**
That was the echo of your heart.
**[03:57] Y**
The echo of my heart?
**[03:59] F**
Indeed!
**[04:01] F**
We resonated in response to your desire.
**[04:07] Y**
I don't get it.
**[04:10] F**
Someday, you'll be able
to feel it more clearly!
**[04:14] Y**
That won't do me any good.
**[04:17] F**
Are you sure? It is very helpful.
**[04:22] F**
For example...
**[04:26] F**
It seems someone with a very powerful
spiritual aura is at the apartments.
**[04:34] A**
Croquette on rice! So good!
**[04:37] A**
Ruriko-san is the best!
**[04:40] Y**
I'm back!
**[04:41] A**
Oh, Yushi-kun. Welcome back.
**[04:44] Y**
Akine-san, you're back!
**[04:46] A**
Yeah. I'm back.
**[04:51] A**
I see...
**[04:52] A**
That must have been hard.
**[04:55] R**
The id monster has finally started
to control Miura-sensei, huh?
**[04:59] R**
How awful!
**[05:02] A**
But you did great, Yushi-kun!
**[05:03] A**
Your quick choice to defend Miura-sensei...
**[05:07] A**
It isn't his fault he got possessed, is it?
**[05:11] Y**
No.
**[05:12] Y**
So I wonder if there's a way to save him.
**[05:15] Y**
I mean, I actually can't do
anything on my own.
**[05:19] Y**
But it doesn't feel like a coincidence.
**[05:23] Y**
So...
**[05:25] A**
By "coincidence," that strong misogyny
built up in the tiny room at JTB.
**[05:31] A**
By "coincidence," Miura-sensei came to JTB.
**[05:35] A**
And by "coincidence," Miura-sensei's
heart was emptied by women.
**[05:41] A**
This all seems too much for mere coincidence.
**[05:45] A**
Yes, perhaps this is Miura-sensei's fate...
**[05:50] Y**
Fate...
**[05:52] A**
If that's the case,
**[05:54] A**
then maybe our fate is to save him.
**[05:58] Y**
Akine-san!
**[05:59] A**
But why, do you think,
was he after Tashiro-chan?
**[06:04] Y**
That's because...
**[06:06] Y**
It was partly that Miura
saw us together, but...
**[06:10] Y**
Mostly, Tashiro stands out as a woman.
**[06:14] Y**
I think she's an attractive girl,
objectively speaking.
**[06:18] Y**
Even around men, she's cheerful and friendly.
**[06:21] Y**
She'd probably be popular anywhere.
**[06:25] A**
Yes.
**[06:26] A**
But from the perspective of
one who isn't that way,
**[06:30] A**
more than anything else, she'd provoke
jealousy and irritation...
**[06:34] A**
Especially in someone who hates women.
**[06:38] A**
"Look at that bitch, sucking up to men!"
**[06:41] A**
That's probably what he's thinking.
**[06:44] R**
A-Akine-san...
**[06:46] R**
Harsh, Akine-chan.
**[06:50] A**
Scared?
**[06:51] A**
But people like that do exist.
**[06:53] R**
*For a second there, she was like Hase.*
**[06:56] R**
And those feelings tied the
id monster to Miura-sensei.
**[07:02] R**
That's why it's decided on
Tashiro-chan as its first victim.
**[07:07] R**
The first of many to come.
**[07:09] A**
What will happen to Miura after this?
**[07:12] A**
Hmm...
**[07:13] A**
His mind will gradually be devoured, I think.
**[07:18] A**
Externally, he'll appear to be mentally ill.
**[07:21] A**
But the police and doctors
won't know the real cause.
**[07:27] Y**
I... want to do something!
**[07:31] Y**
Before that happens to Miura.
**[07:33] Y**
By coincidence, my fate brought
me to the Yokai Apartments...
**[07:38] Y**
And to the Petits.
***SIGN*** Oranges
**[07:41] Y**
By coincidence, the id monster took
over Miura at his new school.
**[07:47] Y**
If this is fate,
**[07:50] Y**
then my meeting Miura was also fate.
**[07:59] Y**
*That's right...*
**[08:00] Y**
*There's still time.*
**[08:02] Y**
*Before Miura disappears!*
**[08:08] Y**
*I don't want anyone else to get hurt!*
**[08:12] Y**
Katsumasa Miura
**[08:13] Gu**
Thank you for coming, Inaba.
**[08:16] Gu**
You're here on behalf of the students?
**[08:19] Gu**
That makes me happy.
**[08:20] Y**
Of course.
**[08:23] Gu**
I guess I left the hospital
and wandered around.
**[08:27] Gu**
I caused problems for everyone, huh?
**[08:29] Y**
Sensei, you're tired.
**[08:31] Y**
Everyone was just surprised.
**[08:35] Gu**
I'm really sorry!
**[08:36] T**
Inaba!
**[08:38] Y**
Tashiro...
**[08:40] T**
I'm going to make a call on the roof.
**[08:42] T**
I can't do it here, can I?
**[08:44] Y**
N-No.
**[08:52] Gu**
Inaba, could you get a vase
from the nurse's station?
**[08:57] Gu**
I don't want those flowers to die.
**[09:00] y**
Right...
**[09:01] Gu**
Thanks.
**[09:17] Gu**
Damn you, girl...
**[09:25] Gu**
Damn you, girl!
**[09:30] Gu**
I'll kill you!
**[09:31] Gu**
Who the hell do you think you are?!
**[09:35] Gu**
You bitch...
**[09:37] Gu**
All girls need to die!
**[09:53] Y**
The bugs are
**[09:54] Y**
being sucked away!
**[10:05] Y**
This is... shikigami magic?
**[10:12] Y**
Akine-san?
**[10:14] A**
*Onwabira unken sowaka!*
**[10:25] A**
Stepping on demons is one way to seal them.
**[10:29] A**
Now, it won't be able to leave.
**[10:32] F**
I see, I see.
**[10:34] F**
Then, it was absorbed into a greater vessel.
**[10:37] A**
That's right!
**[10:39] A**
I just have to get Fujiyuki-sensei
to dispose of this.
**[10:43] Y**
* That looked exactly like*
* the real-life Tashiro!*
**[10:46] Y**
*Spiritualists are amazing!*
**[10:51] Y**
Miura-sensei...
**[10:53] Gu**
Where am I?
**[10:56] A**
It's all over, Miura-sensei.
**[10:59] A**
I'm sure you're confused,
**[11:02] A**
but you can forget about everything.
**[11:04] A**
Get better soon, and return to school.
**[11:08] Y**
Sensei, isn't that great?
**[11:10] Y**
Now, let's get you back to your room.
**[11:20] Gu**
What?
**[11:21] Gu**
What do you mean, forget about everything?
**[11:24] Gu**
It isn't that simple.
**[11:26] Gu**
You don't know what I've been through.
**[11:30] Gu**
I didn't study so hard to go through that!
**[11:34] Gu**
I... I...
**[11:37] Gu**
That isn't right!
**[11:41] Gu**
Ophelia loves Hamlet more than anything.
**[11:44] Gu**
Show more emotion!
**[11:46] Gu**
It'll help the audience get invested.
**[11:52] Gi**
Miura-sensei,
**[11:54] Gi**
our school's done Hamlet this way for years.
**[11:57] Gu**
You can do that when you're older.
**[12:01] Gu**
You're in high school, so be more easygoing.
**[12:04] Gu**
That's how you should do it.
**[12:08] Gi**
What's with that teacher?
**[12:10] Gi**
He's new, isn't he?
**[12:12] Gi**
He thinks he's in a position
to tell us what to do?
**[12:16] Gi**
Let's teach him a lesson.
**[12:19] Gu**
It wasn't my fault.
**[12:21] Gu**
I've always been excellent!
**[12:23] Gu**
Those kids lied...
**[12:26] Gu**
"Creepy"? "Sexual harassment"?
"A perverted teacher"?
**[12:31] Gu**
D-Damn them all!
**[12:36] Gu**
It wasn't my fault...
**[12:37] Gu**
It wasn't!
**[12:39] Y**
Sensei...
**[12:41] Gu**
All they had to do was shut
up and do as I said!
**[12:46] Gu**
And then, those damn girls...
**[12:48] Gu**
Who... Who did they think they were?
**[12:50] Gu**
Damn it!
**[12:53] Y**
Hey—
**[12:54] A**
Yushi-kun.
**[12:56] A**
We're leaving.
**[12:58] Y**
Akine-san...
**[13:01] Gu**
I don't understand...
**[13:02] Gu**
What did I do wrong?!
**[13:06] Gu**
I did my best!
**[13:10] Gu**
I did my best...
**[13:27] T**
Morning, Inaba!
**[13:30] Y**
Morning.
**[13:31] Y**
Is your head okay?
**[13:32] T**
Just fine. Ow...
**[13:35] Gi**
Jeez, what are you doing?
**[13:38] Gi**
By the way, did you hear?
**[13:39] Gi**
Miura-sensei went to the hospital.
**[13:43] Gi**
Then, English today will be study hall!
**[13:45] T**
Yes!
**[13:46] T**
And I can take a great nap!
**[13:48] Gi**
Don't you sleep, even when
the teacher's there?
**[13:50] T**
You could tell?
**[13:54] Y**
*I was wrong...*
**[13:56] Y**
*Even though the id monster's gone,*
**[13:58] Y**
*it doesn't make Miura a good person.*
**[14:01] Y**
*It just makes him the person he was.*
**[14:04] Y**
*Even if he's a bad adult, with no
idea what he's done wrong,*
**[14:08] Y**
*that's who he is.*
**[14:11] Y**
*I can't deny that, can I?*
**[14:14] T**
What are you thinking about, Inaba?
**[14:17] Y**
Nothing...
**[14:20] T**
That sounds suspicious.
**[14:22] Y**
Worry about yourself, not others.
**[14:25] Y**
From now on, no walking around late at night!
**[14:28] T**
Ow!
**[14:30] T**
Inaba hit me!
**[14:33] Y**
*It's over, right?*
**[14:39] Y**
*Now, it's back to normal life.*
**[14:43] Y**
Come to the Art Room at Lunch
**[14:45] Y**
What's this?
**[14:45] ---**
Come to the Art Room at Lunch
***SIGN*** Joutou Business High School
**[14:50] T**
Huh? Where's Inaba?
**[14:52] Gi**
No idea.
***SIGN*** Art Room
**[14:59] T**
*What? No one's here.*
**[15:01] T**
*Someone's idea of a joke?*
**[15:03] T**
*I thought it was those punks from before.*
**[15:11] T**
M-Miura?
**[15:15] T**
What are you thinking?!
**[15:18] Gu**
I know... I know.
**[15:21] Gu**
But I can't help it now.
**[15:25] Gu**
This is the only way I can feel better!
**[15:30] Gu**
It feels like I'd be better off if
I just destroy everything...
**[15:35] Gu**
Right?
**[15:36] Gu**
Don't you think so, too?
**[15:38] Y**
Are you stupid? That's just running away!
**[15:41] Y**
If you're an adult, face things!
**[15:44] Gu**
Me? I'm not running...
**[15:48] Gu**
Why would you say that?
**[15:50] Y**
*Damn it.*
**[15:51] Y**
*He's all messed up!*
**[15:55] Y**
You idiot!
**[15:57] Y**
Brondis!
**[16:07] Y**
Damn it! My left shoulder...
**[16:10] F**
Are you all right, master?
**[16:12] F**
At times like this, call Goyelems.
**[16:15] Y**
Goyelems?
**[16:17] Y**
Power...
**[16:19] Y**
Goyelems!
**[16:22] F**
Goyelems... A doll made of stone.
**[16:30] Y**
I'm saved.
**[16:36] Y**
*Miura,*
**[16:38] Y**
*you really are sick.*
**[16:40] Y**
*Go get treated at the hospital.*
**[16:43] Y**
*Everyone fails, in all kinds of ways.*
**[16:46] Y**
*But why give up there?*
**[16:49] Gu**
An explosion in the art room?
**[16:51] Gu**
Sensei, this way!
**[16:53] Gu**
*You can't change the past.*
**[16:55] Gu**
* So you have to figure out how to avoid*
* making the same mistake again!*
**[17:03] Gu**
*But...*
**[17:04] Gu**
*This time, it's really over.*
**[17:13] Gu**
But, Fool, can you do
something about Brondis?
**[17:19] F**
Like what?
**[17:20] Y**
Make it a little more effective.
**[17:22] Y**
Or concentrated.
**[17:25] Y**
If this happens every time I use it...
**[17:27] F**
You will simply have to learn
to control your power!
**[17:33] F**
We can do nothing about that!
**[17:38] R**
Yushi-kun...
**[17:40] R**
What happened to you?
**[17:42] R**
Are you all right?
**[17:44] Y**
Ryu-san...
**[17:47] R**
I see... That must have been rough.
**[17:50] Y**
No, getting involved was my choice.
**[17:54] Y**
But I don't know if I was able to save him.
**[17:58] Gu**
Some people can't be saved.
**[18:05] R**
That's right.
**[18:07] R**
When you scoop water,
no matter how big your hands,
**[18:10] R**
it drips from the gaps.
**[18:12] R**
Supposedly, Buddha's hands have webbing,
**[18:15] R**
and water would probably drip from his, too.
**[18:17] Y**
Isshiki-san...
**[18:19] R**
All we can do is think about the
water still in our hands.
**[18:25] R**
But that doesn't mean we don't
care about the water lost
**[18:29] R**
or that we should give up.
**[18:33] R**
You can't touch some things in this
world, even if you're next to them.
**[18:37] R**
And sometimes, you're offered a hand
from a place you never expected.
**[18:41] R**
That is karma.
**[18:44] Y**
Karma, huh?
**[18:46] R**
Sometimes, the answer may
take a while to come.
**[18:49] Y**
Ryu-san...
**[18:51] Y**
*That's right.*
**[18:52] Y**
*Even someone with his power couldn't stop*
**[18:55] Y**
*two hundred people from killing themselves.*
**[18:59] Y**
* The hostages he saved were*
* connected to him by karma.*
**[19:04] Y**
* And the two hundred who died*
* were the water that fell.*
**[19:07] Y**
*I'm sure he wanted to save both groups.*
**[19:10] Y**
*But sometimes, you can't do it.*
**[19:13] Y**
*That's reality.*
**[19:15] Y**
*The reality we have to face and overcome.*
**[19:22] Gu**
You guys are all so gloomy...
**[19:25] Gu**
Yushi, eat these and cheer up.
**[19:35] Y**
So sweet!
**[19:37] A**
They're really good!
**[19:39] A**
Ruriko-san, more sea urchin and tuna!
**[19:43] Gu**
I got these fresh.
**[19:45] Gu**
They taste better fresh, right?
**[19:47] Y**
I didn't like sea urchin,
but this is really good!
**[19:52] Y**
I could eat a ton!
**[19:55] R**
This is karma, too.
**[19:58] Y**
What's this sound?
**[20:04] Y**
What's Hase doing here?
**[20:06] A**
Oh, he called a while ago, and I accidentally
told him about Miura-sensei.
**[20:12] H**
Inaba!
**[20:14] Y**
H-Hey...
**[20:16] H**
What were you thinking?!
**[20:17] H**
I told you not to get involved!
**[20:19] H**
Akine-san, train this idiot
harder and level him up!
**[20:24] Y**
This idiot...
**[20:26] R**
Love hurts, huh?
**[20:28] Gu**
Yushi looks like a chestnut, chirp.
**[20:30] Gu**
No, more like a bean jam bun, chirp.
**[20:32] Gu**
Both are all swollen, chirp!
**[20:37] Y**
Reality is harsh...
**[20:45] Y**
*And a month later,*
**[20:47] Y**
*my wounds had healed a lot.*
**[20:50] Gu**
Don't glare and then ignore us!
**[20:53] Gu**
Well, our forgiveness won't cost much.
**[20:55] Gu**
We're going to karaoke!
**[20:58] Gu**
But we're a little short.
**[21:01] Y**
*And my normal life returned.*
**[21:03] F**
What will you do, master?
**[21:06] F**
Use Brondis?
**[21:08] F**
Or Hippogriff?
**[21:14] Y**
Okay, Fool...
**[21:15] Y**
We're running!
**[21:17] F**
Let's run!
**[21:18] Gu**
Wait!
**[21:24] Y**
* It will take millions of yen to repair*
* the art room I destroyed.*
**[21:29] Y**
*I feel bad.*
**[21:30] Y**
* Once I graduate, I'll donate*
* to repair it, little by little.*
**[21:35] Y**
*Yes, of course.*
**[23:11] Y**
With all that stuff over,
time for summer break!
**[23:14] Y**
I can't wait!
**[23:16] Y**
You're so excited, Yushi-kun.
**[23:18] Y**
Akine-chan was excited, too.
**[23:20] Y**
She said she could train you
hard over summer break.
**[23:24] Y**
Seriously?
**[23:26] Y**
I can't wait!
**[23:28] Y**
Next time on *Elegant Yokai Apartment Life*:
**[23:31] Y**
Metamorphosis.
***SIGN*** Thirteenth Haunting Metamorphosis
**[23:32] Y**
Wh-What is this?
**[23:34] Y**
What's happened to me?