E2 - The Heroes Are a Couple of Beauties

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SIGN    Nakaritsuhara High School
[00:00] Makoto/N
    One afternoon in the not-so-distant past,
[00:02] Makoto/N
    several days before Misumi Makoto
    traveled to the isekai.
[00:08] Hibiki
    Misumi-kun.
[00:13] Makoto
    Otonashi-senpai.
[00:16] Hibiki
    Sorry, but the documents we just handed out
    at the student council meeting are dated wrong.
[00:21] Hibiki
    Could you swap these for yours?
[00:22] Makoto
    Sure. Thank you.
[00:26] Hibiki/Id
    Misumi Makoto-kun...
[00:29] Hibiki/Id
    I heard he's the average "hero"
    who snuck into the archery club
[00:32] Hibiki/Id
    that's otherwise full of beauties,
    but he doesn't seem like much of a hero.
[00:38] Hibiki/Id
    I might be a little jealous, though.
[00:41] Hibiki/Id
    I could always do everything
    with minimal effort.
[00:45] Hibiki/Id
    I doubt I'll ever try my
    best or fail at anything.
[00:49] Hibiki/Id
    Everything will probably go well for me.
[00:54] Hibiki/Id
    My life is smooth sailing.
[00:57] Hibiki/Id
    It's boring.
[01:09] Hibiki/Id
    Or so I thought.
[01:34] [SONG] Makoto/N
    Season Two
[02:42] [SONG] Eptitle
    Night Two The Heroes Are a Couple of Beauties
[02:42] [SONG] Eptitle
    Night Two The Heroes Are a Couple of Beauties
[02:44] Hibiki
    What is this place?
[02:47] Goddess
    You're Otonashi Hibiki, are you not?
[02:51] Hibiki
    Yes. Who are you?
[02:54] Goddess
    I am the goddess of another world.
[02:56] Goddess
    The world I protect is currently under
    unprecedented threat from evil demons.
[03:03] Goddess
    I'd like your help.
[03:07] Goddess
    I'm planning to send you and one
    other to my world as heroes.
[03:12] Goddess
    Please guide the hyumans.
[03:15] Goddess
    I shall grant you as much power as I can.
[03:20] Hibiki
    Could you ask someone else?
[03:22] Hibiki
    I've got a decent number of friends,
    and my life is going well.
[03:26] Goddess
    Do you really want to live
    an easy life with friends
[03:31] Goddess
    who you can neither relate to
    nor share your feelings with?
[03:34] Hibiki
    What are you trying to say?
[03:36] Goddess
    Your current world is too
    restrictive for you.
[03:39] Goddess
    Don't you actually long for a challenging
    existence where you risk your life
[03:44] Goddess
    alongside a companion you
    trust to watch your back?
[03:47] Hibiki
    I...
[03:50] Goddess
    Then it's decided, Otonashi Hibiki.
[03:53] Goddess
    I shall grant you powerful magical abilities,
     increased physical abilities,
[03:57] Goddess
    and the charisma to draw people to you.
[04:00] Goddess
    I shall also grant you this sacred treasure.
[04:04] Hibiki
    A silver sash?
[04:07] Goddess
    So begins the divine trial.
[04:10] Goddess
    I know you'll be able to overcome it.
[04:12] Goddess
    I have high hopes for you.
[04:18] [SONG] Sign
    Limia Kingdom
[04:18] [SONG] Sign
    Limia Kingdom
[04:22] Augus
    We've received a divine revelation?
[04:24] Joshua
    Yes.
[04:25] Joshua
    "I shall grant you a hero.
    Defeat the demons."
[04:29] Augus
    I thought the goddess had abandoned us,
[04:33] Augus
    but now Limia will be safe from demons.
[04:44] Priestess
    So this is her.
[04:46] Goddess
    This is your hero.
[04:48] Goddess
    The rest is in your hands.
[04:50] Hibiki
    What? That's the only
    explanation you're giving?!
[04:52] Priestess
    Thank you!
[04:53] Priestess
    Hero!
[04:55] Hibiki/Id
    I-Is this really another world?
[04:58] Makoto/N
    But in my case,
[05:01] Makoto/N
    nobody came to meet me, and I was left
    wandering in a deserted wasteland.
[05:06] Hibiki
    I wonder how many days have
    passed since I came here.
[05:11] Hibiki
    It looks just like Japan.
[05:14] Hibiki
    The demons were forced into
[05:15] Hibiki
    a barren land by the hyumans,
    who received the goddess's protection,
[05:19] Hibiki
    but over the past decade,
    they've expanded their territory.
[05:22] Hibiki
    The great nation of Elysion
    has already been destroyed,
[05:24] Hibiki
    but the allied Limia Kingdom and Gritonia
    Empire are holding the last line of defense.
[05:31] Hibiki
    The Gritonia Empire, huh?
[05:34] (Flashback) Follower 1
    There's another hero?
[05:36] (Flashback) Hibiki
    Yes.
[05:37] (Flashback) Follower 2
    So the stories about the empire
    acquiring a hero are true.
[05:41] (Flashback) Follower 1
    But why was one sent to that nation?
[05:44] Hibiki
    I guess it'd be stranger if two great
    neighboring nations got along.
[05:51] Hibiki
    Once the war against demons ends...
[05:55] Hibiki
    I'll have to give it considerable thought.
[05:58] Hibiki
    Hey, are you listening?
[06:01] Hibiki
    Then come on out.
[06:05] Hibiki/Id
    I was surprised to learn there was a
    wolf spirit in this sacred treasure.
[06:09] Hibiki
    Anyway, tomorrow I'll select party
    members from among the mercenaries.
[06:14] Hibiki
    At the king's recommendation,
[06:16] Hibiki
    Court Mage Woody and the promising new
    knight Verda have already been selected.
[06:23] Hibiki
    Sounds like they pulled some strings.
[06:26] Mercenaries
    Is that really her?
[06:27] Mercenaries
    She's beautiful.
[06:29] Naval
    So that's the hero, huh?
[06:31] Naval
    She's trim and doesn't have
    a whiff of blood about her.
[06:33] Naval
    She's a flower not meant
    for the battlefield.
[06:37] Woody
    You're leaving?
[06:40] Naval
    If it isn't Court Mage Woody,
    Limia's Mobile Battery.
[06:45] Woody
    I'm not fond of that nickname,
    Naval the Silver-Haired Ogre.
[06:49] Naval
    I've had enough of protecting
    precious honor students.
[06:52] Naval
    All I care about is killing demons.
[06:55] Naval
    Later.
[06:56] Hibiki
    Wait.
[06:58] Hibiki
    I could tell as soon as I saw you.
[07:00] Hibiki
    You're the strongest one here, aren't you?
[07:04] Hibiki
    I need a master to teach me to wield a sword
[07:07] Hibiki
    and a partner I can trust to watch
    my back on the battlefield.
[07:10] Hibiki
    I'd like you to do it.
[07:13] Naval
    I can't trust someone who needs to
    be taught how to wield a sword.
[07:19] Hibiki
    I thought you only cared
    about killing demons.
[07:22] Hibiki
    If you come with me, you'll be able to fight
    all the demons you want on the front lines.
[07:26] Hibiki
    You won't be bored.
[07:28] Hibiki
    Doesn't that sound better
    than refusing my request
[07:30] Hibiki
    and having a difficult time
    staying in this country?
[07:34] Naval
    Fine.
[07:35] Verda/Id
    Hibiki the Hero is truly beautiful.
[07:39] Verda/Id
    I shall stand at her side.
[07:42] Makoto/N
    But in my case,
[07:45] Makoto/N
    I won the affection of a dragon
    obsessed with historical dramas.
[07:48] [SONG] Sign
    Limia Border Neutral Zone
[07:48] [SONG] Sign
    Limia Border Neutral Zone
[07:51] Hibiki
    They're late.
[07:53] Naval
    This is why I don't like escort jobs.
[07:55] Woody
    Now, now. The Priestess of Laurel
    is honoring us with a visit.
[07:59] Verda
    B-Bad news! It's the priestess's carriage!
[08:02] Chiya
    Stay where you are, everyone.
[08:06] Naval
    Kobolds, huh?
[08:09] Verda
    They're monsters who become stronger
    by consuming powerful mana.
[08:12] Verda
    Despite their appearance,
    they're actually quite strong.
[08:15] Woody
    I'm impressed by the Priestess
    of Laurel, though.
[08:17] Woody
    That magical barrier will easily last
    until the kobolds have been finished off.
[08:22] Naval
    Four, huh?
[08:23] Naval
    We'll each take down one at the same time.
[08:26] Naval
    If you're not careful, they'll call for help.
[08:32] Naval
    Hibiki, have you never
    killed a monster before?
[08:37] Hibiki
    It's fine. I can do it.
[08:50] Hibiki/Id
    Too shallow. I'll hit it again.
[08:53] Kobold 1
    S-Spare me...
[08:56] Hibiki
    Th-They can speak?
[09:01] Naval
    Hibiki, what are you doing?
[09:05] Kobolds
    Mana!
[09:07] Kobolds
    Strong!
[09:07] Verda
    This isn't good!
[09:08] Kobolds
    Want!
[09:08] Woody
    They've summoned allies.
[09:10] Naval
    Hibiki, stand back!
[09:15] Woody
    It's no use. The magical barrier won't hold.
[09:22] Hibiki/Id
    Because I hesitated...
[09:27] Chiya
    Help me, Hero.
[09:38] Hibiki
    I am the hero who will end this war!
[09:43] Hibiki
    I can't stop here!
[09:47] Naval
    Let's go! Follow Hibiki's lead!
[09:58] Naval
    That was pretty good for your first time.
[10:01] Chiya
    Hero, thank you for saving us.
[10:05] Chiya
    I am Chiya, Priestess of Laurel.
[10:09] Chiya
    Please allow me to join your party.
[10:13] Chiya
    I'd like to help you.
[10:16] Verda
    D-Don't be absurd.
[10:18] Verda
    Running off with their priestess would cause
    friction with the Laurel Commonwealth.
[10:28] Hibiki
    What?
[10:29] Chiya
    I-If the people of Laurel see this hair,
    they'll think Limia did something to me.
[10:35] Naval
    Seriously?
[10:36] Verda
    Unbelievable.
[10:37] Woody
    We'd lose our heads.
[10:39] Chiya
    I will fight with the hero to end this war!
[10:44] Hibiki
    That threat doesn't make sense.
[10:47] Hibiki
    You ruined your beautiful hair.
[10:50] Chiya
    It may suit a priestess who
    serves as mere decoration,
[10:52] Chiya
    but it would get in the
    way on the battlefield.
[10:54] Hibiki
    Oh.
[10:56] Hibiki
    Then maybe I'll chop mine off, too.
[10:59] Naval
    Me, too.
[11:00] Chiya
    No! You two are really strong,
    so you don't need to cut yours!
[11:09] Hibiki
    Don't call yourself decoration.
[11:11] Hibiki
    Your magical barrier was incredible.
[11:14] Hibiki
    Could you teach me to use magic, Chiya-chan?
[11:21] Chiya
    Sure!
[11:23] Hibiki/N
    After that, we defeated the demons
    in one battle after another,
[11:28] Hibiki/N
    never losing a single time.
[11:32] Hibiki/N
    Until we met that thing.
[11:38] Hibiki
    What is this monster?
[11:41] Woody
    The Black Spider of Disaster.
[11:43] Woody
    It consumes everything it encounters,
     whether person or thing.
[11:47] Verda
    The vanguard is finished.
[11:49] Verda
    I didn't expect to run into anything
    on the way to the battlefield.
[11:52] Naval
    Normally, all you can do
    is wait for it to pass.
[11:56] Naval
    True to its name, it's a disaster.
[12:08] Naval
    Damn. I even had Chiya cast a
    strengthening spell on me, too.
[12:13] Verda
    Its attacks are heavy.
[12:17] Woody
    And my magic isn't working.
[12:20] Naval
    There has to be a limit...
[12:22] Naval
    to how hard...
[12:24] Naval
    something can be!
[12:26] Hibiki
    We did it!
[12:29] Naval
    What?
[12:31] Hibiki
    It regenerated...
[12:35] Naval
    Hibiki!
[12:37] Hibiki
    Naval!
[12:42] Hibiki
    Let go of her!
[12:47] Hibiki
    Chiya-chan, heal her!
[12:48] Chiya
    Got it.
[12:49] Woody
    I'll assist—
[13:03] Hibiki
    I can still fight! Come at me!
[13:23] Hibiki/Id
    Am I going to die?
[13:35] Hibiki
    Horn, where are the others?
[13:41] Hibiki
    Thank goodness! They're all right!
[13:47] Hibiki/Id
    I had no idea fighting my hardest
    and losing would be so frustrating.
[13:55] Hibiki
    Thank you for this defeat,
    Black Spider of Disaster.
[13:59] Hibiki
    Next time, I'll win.
[14:04] Makoto/N
    One afternoon in the not-so-distant past,
[14:07] Makoto/N
    several days after Otonashi Hibiki
    traveled to the isekai.
[14:12] Boy 1
    We heard you're a model.
[14:14] Boy 1
    Give us some spare change, will you?
[14:17] Tomoki
    N-No.
[14:19] Boy 2
    What was that? We didn't hear you.
[14:23] Tomoki/Id
    Why is this happening to me?
[14:26] Tomoki/Id
    I didn't do anything to them.
[14:29] Girl 1
    Are you guys bullying Tomoki-kun again?
[14:34] Boy 1
    You're pathetic.
[14:37] Tomoki
    I...
[14:39] Tomoki
    I'm not being bullied.
[14:41] Girl 1
    Beautiful fragile boys
    are great, aren't they?
[14:49] Tomoki
    Damn it. Seriously?
[14:54] Tomoki/Id
    Things don't even go well for me in games.
[14:56] [SONG] Sign
    Reincarnated and Maxing Out Enchanting
    to Live an Overpowered Max Stats Life
[14:58] Tomoki/Id
    An overpowered ability in an isekai, huh?
[15:01] Tomoki/Id
    If I had an OP ability and
    lived somewhere else, then...
[15:12] Tomoki
    Huh? What is this place? Am I dreaming?
[15:17] Goddess
    You're Iwahashi Tomoki, are you not?
[15:19] Tomoki
    Who are you?
[15:20] Goddess
    I am the goddess of another world.
[15:22] Tomoki
    Huh?
[15:24] Goddess
    The world I protect is
    overflowing with monsters.
[15:27] Goddess
    I can no longer handle
    the problem on my own.
[15:30] Goddess
    Please become a hero and save my world.
[15:35] Tomoki
    A hero?
[15:37] Goddess
    Don't worry.
[15:39] Goddess
    I plan to send another hero,
[15:42] Goddess
    and I shall bless you with power, as well.
[15:45] Tomoki
    What kind of power?
[15:47] Goddess
    A body capable of fighting beasts,
    and magic to overwhelm demons.
[15:52] Goddess
    I shall also grant you the skill Magic Eye,
     which allows you to enthrall others,
[15:57] Goddess
    and silver shoes that will allow you to fly
    through the skies and relieve your exhaustion.
[16:03] Tomoki/Id
    Wow. They're all overpowered.
[16:06] Tomoki/Id
    But I must be dreaming,
[16:08] Tomoki/Id
    so I might as well ask...
[16:10] Tomoki
    Th-That's all?
[16:12] Goddess
    In that case, though this
    will be a slight burden,
[16:15] Goddess
    I shall make you immortal at night.
[16:19] Goddess
    However, this ability will only
    function while the moon is out.
[16:24] Tomoki
    Could you also change my appearance
    to anything I desire?
[16:29] Goddess
    Of course.
[16:33] Tomoki
    Thank you, Goddess.
[16:35] Tomoki
    I'll do my best to act as your hero.
[16:39] Goddess
    I'm counting on you.
[16:53] Tomoki
    So this is the goddess's world.
[16:57] Lily
    Are you the hero?
[17:01] Tomoki
    Uh, yeah.
[17:04] Lily
    Good.
[17:06] Lily
    I am Lily Flont Gritonia.
[17:09] Lily
    I am the second princess of Gritonia.
[17:12] Tomoki
    I'm Iwahashi. Iwahashi Tomoki.
[17:16] Lily
    This is not the place for a conversation.
[17:21] Lily
    Will you come with me?
[17:26] Tomoki
    Okay.
[17:29] Ginebia
    Your Highness.
[17:30] Ginebia
    Was the goddess's revelation true?
[17:33] Lily
    Yes.
[17:33] Lily
    This is the hero, Iwahashi Tomoki-sama.
[17:38] Lily
    Hero, this is Ginebia of the royal guard,
    who are our highest-ranking knights.
[17:44] Tomoki
    Wow! This is my first time
    seeing a lady knight.
[17:47] Ginebia
    Wha...
[17:49] Ginebia
    You may be the hero, but how rude of you!
[17:53] Tomoki
    Sorry.
[17:55] Ginebia
    It's fine.
[17:56] Ginebia
    Um, I'd appreciate it if
    you didn't stare so much.
[18:06] Lily
    Hero, I'd like to examine your suitability
    for equipment and measure your level.
[18:11] Lily
    This way, please.
[18:12] Tomoki
    Level?
[18:13] Tomoki
    This world has levels?
[18:18] Tomoki
    I'm exhausted.
[18:20] Lily
    I'll have some servants show you
    around the castle later.
[18:23] Lily
    You can relax here for a while.
[18:30] Lily
    What are his results?
[18:32] Doctor
    It's probably a type of magical eye
    specialized for charming others.
[18:36] Lily
    Then take measures to make myself and the
    imperial family immune to its effects.
[18:41] Lily
    Tell no one about his abilities.
[18:44] Doctor
    Yes, Your Highness.
[18:46] Lily
    The hero's innocence doesn't
    sit right with me.
[18:54] Tomoki
    Lily?
[18:55] Yukinatsu
    You're the hero?
[18:57] Tomoki
    Huh? Who are you?
[18:58] Lily
    This is Yukinatsu the alchemist.
[19:01] Lily
    She apparently wanted to speak with you.
[19:03] Yukinatsu
    I may be an alchemist,
    but I don't make medicines.
[19:06] Yukinatsu
    I'm a force player. I'm skilled in
    controlling and constructing golems.
[19:11] Tomoki
    Golems? You can make golems?
[19:14] Tomoki
    What kinds of golems?
[19:17] Yukinatsu
    Hero, I hear you're able to use all
    of the empire's magical equipment.
[19:21] Yukinatsu
    I'd love to chat with you about it.
    You should come to my room tonight.
[19:26] Lily
    Yukinatsu.
[19:27] Yukinatsu
    S-Sorry. I couldn't help myself.
[19:30] Lily
    We'll speak another day.
[19:36] Tomoki
    A magic eye, huh?
[19:43] Tomoki
    A dragon?
[19:45] Mora
    Who are you, mister?
[19:48] Tomoki
    I'm Tomoki. I'm supposed to be the hero.
[19:51] Mora
    The hero?
[19:53] Mora
    I'm Mora. I'm a dragon summoner.
[19:57] Tomoki
    Oh?
[19:58] Mora
    Don't judge me by my looks, okay?
[20:01] Mora
    I'll have you know I'm the
    greatest of all tamers.
[20:04] Tomoki
    I see.
[20:06] Tomoki
    Does your whole family live in the castle?
[20:09] Mora
    No. Her Highness Princess Lily brought me
    here after my village was attacked by demons.
[20:16] Tomoki
    Sorry. I didn't know.
[20:20] Mora
    It's fine. But in exchange,
    will you marry me?
[20:24] Tomoki
    Huh?
[20:25] Mora
    Um, I just want you to join my family.
[20:29] Mora
    Or, you know, be my f-friend.
[20:34] Tomoki
    Sure. Thanks.
[20:40] Lily
    You want to form a party
    with the three of them?
[20:43] Tomoki
    Th-They'll get the chance to work
    closely with me. Not a bad deal, right?
[20:49] Lily
    You're right.
[20:51] Lily
    Ginebia, Yukinatsu, and Mora
     all seem to like you.
[20:57] Tomoki
    Like me?
[20:59] Lily/Id
    It looks like he hasn't learned
    to control his magic eye yet.
[21:06] Tomoki
    Lily, what did you think
    of me when we first met?
[21:10] Lily
    I knew at first glance that
    you'd be the one to lead us.
[21:15] Lily
    You make a fantastic hero.
[21:20] Lily
    It's only natural that everyone likes you.
[21:25] Lily
    I shall gladly support you, as well.
[21:29] Tomoki
    Lily...
[21:30] Tomoki/Id
    If I become the perfect hero,
[21:35] Tomoki/Id
    then the power of the magic
    eye will hardly be an issue.
[21:44] Lily/Id
    I'll give anything if it leads to
    the destruction of the demons,
[21:48] Lily/Id
    for my mother, who believed in that
    capricious goddess until the end.
[21:56] Makoto/N
    But in my case,
[21:58] Makoto/N
    I was kissed passionately
    by the Black Spider.
[23:36] Makoto/N
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