# E2 - The Heroes Are a Couple of Beauties
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G50UZVG9Z/the-heroes-are-a-couple-of-beauties)
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***SIGN*** Nakaritsuhara High School
**[00:00] Makoto/N**
*One afternoon in the not-so-distant past,*
**[00:02] Makoto/N**
* several days before Misumi Makoto*
* traveled to the isekai.*
**[00:08] Hibiki**
Misumi-kun.
**[00:13] Makoto**
Otonashi-senpai.
**[00:16] Hibiki**
Sorry, but the documents we just handed out
at the student council meeting are dated wrong.
**[00:21] Hibiki**
Could you swap these for yours?
**[00:22] Makoto**
Sure. Thank you.
**[00:26] Hibiki/Id**
*Misumi Makoto-kun...*
**[00:29] Hibiki/Id**
* I heard he's the average "hero"*
* who snuck into the archery club*
**[00:32] Hibiki/Id**
* that's otherwise full of beauties,*
* but he doesn't seem like much of a hero.*
**[00:38] Hibiki/Id**
*I might be a little jealous, though.*
**[00:41] Hibiki/Id**
* I could always do everything*
* with minimal effort.*
**[00:45] Hibiki/Id**
* I doubt I'll ever try my*
* best or fail at anything.*
**[00:49] Hibiki/Id**
*Everything will probably go well for me.*
**[00:54] Hibiki/Id**
*My life is smooth sailing.*
**[00:57] Hibiki/Id**
*It's boring.*
**[01:09] Hibiki/Id**
*Or so I thought.*
**[01:34] [SONG] Makoto/N**
Season Two
**[02:42] [SONG] Eptitle**
Night Two The Heroes Are a Couple of Beauties
**[02:42] [SONG] Eptitle**
Night Two The Heroes Are a Couple of Beauties
**[02:44] Hibiki**
What is this place?
**[02:47] Goddess**
You're Otonashi Hibiki, are you not?
**[02:51] Hibiki**
Yes. Who are you?
**[02:54] Goddess**
I am the goddess of another world.
**[02:56] Goddess**
The world I protect is currently under
unprecedented threat from evil demons.
**[03:03] Goddess**
I'd like your help.
**[03:07] Goddess**
I'm planning to send you and one
other to my world as heroes.
**[03:12] Goddess**
Please guide the hyumans.
**[03:15] Goddess**
I shall grant you as much power as I can.
**[03:20] Hibiki**
Could you ask someone else?
**[03:22] Hibiki**
I've got a decent number of friends,
and my life is going well.
**[03:26] Goddess**
Do you really want to live
an easy life with friends
**[03:31] Goddess**
who you can neither relate to
nor share your feelings with?
**[03:34] Hibiki**
What are you trying to say?
**[03:36] Goddess**
Your current world is too
restrictive for you.
**[03:39] Goddess**
Don't you actually long for a challenging
existence where you risk your life
**[03:44] Goddess**
alongside a companion you
trust to watch your back?
**[03:47] Hibiki**
I...
**[03:50] Goddess**
Then it's decided, Otonashi Hibiki.
**[03:53] Goddess**
I shall grant you powerful magical abilities,
increased physical abilities,
**[03:57] Goddess**
and the charisma to draw people to you.
**[04:00] Goddess**
I shall also grant you this sacred treasure.
**[04:04] Hibiki**
A silver sash?
**[04:07] Goddess**
So begins the divine trial.
**[04:10] Goddess**
I know you'll be able to overcome it.
**[04:12] Goddess**
I have high hopes for you.
**[04:18] [SONG] Sign**
Limia Kingdom
**[04:18] [SONG] Sign**
Limia Kingdom
**[04:22] Augus**
We've received a divine revelation?
**[04:24] Joshua**
Yes.
**[04:25] Joshua**
"I shall grant you a hero.
Defeat the demons."
**[04:29] Augus**
I thought the goddess had abandoned us,
**[04:33] Augus**
but now Limia will be safe from demons.
**[04:44] Priestess**
So this is her.
**[04:46] Goddess**
This is your hero.
**[04:48] Goddess**
The rest is in your hands.
**[04:50] Hibiki**
What? That's the only
explanation you're giving?!
**[04:52] Priestess**
Thank you!
**[04:53] Priestess**
Hero!
**[04:55] Hibiki/Id**
*I-Is this really another world?*
**[04:58] Makoto/N**
*But in my case,*
**[05:01] Makoto/N**
* nobody came to meet me, and I was left*
* wandering in a deserted wasteland.*
**[05:06] Hibiki**
I wonder how many days have
passed since I came here.
**[05:11] Hibiki**
It looks just like Japan.
**[05:14] Hibiki**
The demons were forced into
**[05:15] Hibiki**
a barren land by the hyumans,
who received the goddess's protection,
**[05:19] Hibiki**
but over the past decade,
they've expanded their territory.
**[05:22] Hibiki**
The great nation of Elysion
has already been destroyed,
**[05:24] Hibiki**
but the allied Limia Kingdom and Gritonia
Empire are holding the last line of defense.
**[05:31] Hibiki**
The Gritonia Empire, huh?
**[05:34] (Flashback) Follower 1**
There's another hero?
**[05:36] (Flashback) Hibiki**
Yes.
**[05:37] (Flashback) Follower 2**
So the stories about the empire
acquiring a hero are true.
**[05:41] (Flashback) Follower 1**
But why was one sent to that nation?
**[05:44] Hibiki**
I guess it'd be stranger if two great
neighboring nations got along.
**[05:51] Hibiki**
Once the war against demons ends...
**[05:55] Hibiki**
I'll have to give it considerable thought.
**[05:58] Hibiki**
Hey, are you listening?
**[06:01] Hibiki**
Then come on out.
**[06:05] Hibiki/Id**
* I was surprised to learn there was a*
* wolf spirit in this sacred treasure.*
**[06:09] Hibiki**
Anyway, tomorrow I'll select party
members from among the mercenaries.
**[06:14] Hibiki**
At the king's recommendation,
**[06:16] Hibiki**
Court Mage Woody and the promising new
knight Verda have already been selected.
**[06:23] Hibiki**
Sounds like they pulled some strings.
**[06:26] Mercenaries**
Is that really her?
**[06:27] Mercenaries**
She's beautiful.
**[06:29] Naval**
So that's the hero, huh?
**[06:31] Naval**
She's trim and doesn't have
a whiff of blood about her.
**[06:33] Naval**
She's a flower not meant
for the battlefield.
**[06:37] Woody**
You're leaving?
**[06:40] Naval**
If it isn't Court Mage Woody,
Limia's Mobile Battery.
**[06:45] Woody**
I'm not fond of that nickname,
Naval the Silver-Haired Ogre.
**[06:49] Naval**
I've had enough of protecting
precious honor students.
**[06:52] Naval**
All I care about is killing demons.
**[06:55] Naval**
Later.
**[06:56] Hibiki**
Wait.
**[06:58] Hibiki**
I could tell as soon as I saw you.
**[07:00] Hibiki**
You're the strongest one here, aren't you?
**[07:04] Hibiki**
I need a master to teach me to wield a sword
**[07:07] Hibiki**
and a partner I can trust to watch
my back on the battlefield.
**[07:10] Hibiki**
I'd like you to do it.
**[07:13] Naval**
I can't trust someone who needs to
be taught how to wield a sword.
**[07:19] Hibiki**
I thought you only cared
about killing demons.
**[07:22] Hibiki**
If you come with me, you'll be able to fight
all the demons you want on the front lines.
**[07:26] Hibiki**
You won't be bored.
**[07:28] Hibiki**
Doesn't that sound better
than refusing my request
**[07:30] Hibiki**
and having a difficult time
staying in this country?
**[07:34] Naval**
Fine.
**[07:35] Verda/Id**
*Hibiki the Hero is truly beautiful.*
**[07:39] Verda/Id**
*I shall stand at her side.*
**[07:42] Makoto/N**
*But in my case,*
**[07:45] Makoto/N**
* I won the affection of a dragon*
* obsessed with historical dramas.*
**[07:48] [SONG] Sign**
Limia Border Neutral Zone
**[07:48] [SONG] Sign**
Limia Border Neutral Zone
**[07:51] Hibiki**
They're late.
**[07:53] Naval**
This is why I don't like escort jobs.
**[07:55] Woody**
Now, now. The Priestess of Laurel
is honoring us with a visit.
**[07:59] Verda**
B-Bad news! It's the priestess's carriage!
**[08:02] Chiya**
Stay where you are, everyone.
**[08:06] Naval**
Kobolds, huh?
**[08:09] Verda**
They're monsters who become stronger
by consuming powerful mana.
**[08:12] Verda**
Despite their appearance,
they're actually quite strong.
**[08:15] Woody**
I'm impressed by the Priestess
of Laurel, though.
**[08:17] Woody**
That magical barrier will easily last
until the kobolds have been finished off.
**[08:22] Naval**
Four, huh?
**[08:23] Naval**
We'll each take down one at the same time.
**[08:26] Naval**
If you're not careful, they'll call for help.
**[08:32] Naval**
Hibiki, have you never
killed a monster before?
**[08:37] Hibiki**
It's fine. I can do it.
**[08:50] Hibiki/Id**
*Too shallow. I'll hit it again.*
**[08:53] Kobold 1**
S-Spare me...
**[08:56] Hibiki**
Th-They can speak?
**[09:01] Naval**
Hibiki, what are you doing?
**[09:05] Kobolds**
Mana!
**[09:07] Kobolds**
Strong!
**[09:07] Verda**
This isn't good!
**[09:08] Kobolds**
Want!
**[09:08] Woody**
They've summoned allies.
**[09:10] Naval**
Hibiki, stand back!
**[09:15] Woody**
It's no use. The magical barrier won't hold.
**[09:22] Hibiki/Id**
*Because I hesitated...*
**[09:27] Chiya**
*Help me, Hero.*
**[09:38] Hibiki**
I am the hero who will end this war!
**[09:43] Hibiki**
I can't stop here!
**[09:47] Naval**
Let's go! Follow Hibiki's lead!
**[09:58] Naval**
That was pretty good for your first time.
**[10:01] Chiya**
Hero, thank you for saving us.
**[10:05] Chiya**
I am Chiya, Priestess of Laurel.
**[10:09] Chiya**
Please allow me to join your party.
**[10:13] Chiya**
I'd like to help you.
**[10:16] Verda**
D-Don't be absurd.
**[10:18] Verda**
Running off with their priestess would cause
friction with the Laurel Commonwealth.
**[10:28] Hibiki**
What?
**[10:29] Chiya**
I-If the people of Laurel see this hair,
they'll think Limia did something to me.
**[10:35] Naval**
Seriously?
**[10:36] Verda**
Unbelievable.
**[10:37] Woody**
We'd lose our heads.
**[10:39] Chiya**
I will fight with the hero to end this war!
**[10:44] Hibiki**
That threat doesn't make sense.
**[10:47] Hibiki**
You ruined your beautiful hair.
**[10:50] Chiya**
It may suit a priestess who
serves as mere decoration,
**[10:52] Chiya**
but it would get in the
way on the battlefield.
**[10:54] Hibiki**
Oh.
**[10:56] Hibiki**
Then maybe I'll chop mine off, too.
**[10:59] Naval**
Me, too.
**[11:00] Chiya**
No! You two are really strong,
so you don't need to cut yours!
**[11:09] Hibiki**
Don't call yourself decoration.
**[11:11] Hibiki**
Your magical barrier was incredible.
**[11:14] Hibiki**
Could you teach me to use magic, Chiya-chan?
**[11:21] Chiya**
Sure!
**[11:23] Hibiki/N**
* After that, we defeated the demons*
* in one battle after another,*
**[11:28] Hibiki/N**
*never losing a single time.*
**[11:32] Hibiki/N**
*Until we met that thing.*
**[11:38] Hibiki**
What is this monster?
**[11:41] Woody**
The Black Spider of Disaster.
**[11:43] Woody**
It consumes everything it encounters,
whether person or thing.
**[11:47] Verda**
The vanguard is finished.
**[11:49] Verda**
I didn't expect to run into anything
on the way to the battlefield.
**[11:52] Naval**
Normally, all you can do
is wait for it to pass.
**[11:56] Naval**
True to its name, it's a disaster.
**[12:08] Naval**
Damn. I even had Chiya cast a
strengthening spell on me, too.
**[12:13] Verda**
Its attacks are heavy.
**[12:17] Woody**
And my magic isn't working.
**[12:20] Naval**
There has to be a limit...
**[12:22] Naval**
to how hard...
**[12:24] Naval**
something can be!
**[12:26] Hibiki**
We did it!
**[12:29] Naval**
What?
**[12:31] Hibiki**
It regenerated...
**[12:35] Naval**
Hibiki!
**[12:37] Hibiki**
Naval!
**[12:42] Hibiki**
Let go of her!
**[12:47] Hibiki**
Chiya-chan, heal her!
**[12:48] Chiya**
Got it.
**[12:49] Woody**
I'll assist—
**[13:03] Hibiki**
I can still fight! Come at me!
**[13:23] Hibiki/Id**
*Am I going to die?*
**[13:35] Hibiki**
Horn, where are the others?
**[13:41] Hibiki**
Thank goodness! They're all right!
**[13:47] Hibiki/Id**
* I had no idea fighting my hardest*
* and losing would be so frustrating.*
**[13:55] Hibiki**
Thank you for this defeat,
Black Spider of Disaster.
**[13:59] Hibiki**
Next time, I'll win.
**[14:04] Makoto/N**
*One afternoon in the not-so-distant past,*
**[14:07] Makoto/N**
* several days after Otonashi Hibiki*
* traveled to the isekai.*
**[14:12] Boy 1**
We heard you're a model.
**[14:14] Boy 1**
Give us some spare change, will you?
**[14:17] Tomoki**
N-No.
**[14:19] Boy 2**
What was that? We didn't hear you.
**[14:23] Tomoki/Id**
*Why is this happening to me?*
**[14:26] Tomoki/Id**
*I didn't do anything to them.*
**[14:29] Girl 1**
Are you guys bullying Tomoki-kun again?
**[14:34] Boy 1**
You're pathetic.
**[14:37] Tomoki**
I...
**[14:39] Tomoki**
I'm not being bullied.
**[14:41] Girl 1**
Beautiful fragile boys
are great, aren't they?
**[14:49] Tomoki**
Damn it. Seriously?
**[14:54] Tomoki/Id**
*Things don't even go well for me in games.*
**[14:56] [SONG] Sign**
Reincarnated and Maxing Out Enchanting
to Live an Overpowered Max Stats Life
**[14:58] Tomoki/Id**
*An overpowered ability in an isekai, huh?*
**[15:01] Tomoki/Id**
* If I had an OP ability and*
* lived somewhere else, then...*
**[15:12] Tomoki**
Huh? What is this place? Am I dreaming?
**[15:17] Goddess**
You're Iwahashi Tomoki, are you not?
**[15:19] Tomoki**
Who are you?
**[15:20] Goddess**
I am the goddess of another world.
**[15:22] Tomoki**
Huh?
**[15:24] Goddess**
The world I protect is
overflowing with monsters.
**[15:27] Goddess**
I can no longer handle
the problem on my own.
**[15:30] Goddess**
Please become a hero and save my world.
**[15:35] Tomoki**
A hero?
**[15:37] Goddess**
Don't worry.
**[15:39] Goddess**
I plan to send another hero,
**[15:42] Goddess**
and I shall bless you with power, as well.
**[15:45] Tomoki**
What kind of power?
**[15:47] Goddess**
A body capable of fighting beasts,
and magic to overwhelm demons.
**[15:52] Goddess**
I shall also grant you the skill Magic Eye,
which allows you to enthrall others,
**[15:57] Goddess**
and silver shoes that will allow you to fly
through the skies and relieve your exhaustion.
**[16:03] Tomoki/Id**
*Wow. They're all overpowered.*
**[16:06] Tomoki/Id**
*But I must be dreaming,*
**[16:08] Tomoki/Id**
*so I might as well ask...*
**[16:10] Tomoki**
Th-That's all?
**[16:12] Goddess**
In that case, though this
will be a slight burden,
**[16:15] Goddess**
I shall make you immortal at night.
**[16:19] Goddess**
However, this ability will only
function while the moon is out.
**[16:24] Tomoki**
Could you also change my appearance
to anything I desire?
**[16:29] Goddess**
Of course.
**[16:33] Tomoki**
Thank you, Goddess.
**[16:35] Tomoki**
I'll do my best to act as your hero.
**[16:39] Goddess**
I'm counting on you.
**[16:53] Tomoki**
So this is the goddess's world.
**[16:57] Lily**
Are you the hero?
**[17:01] Tomoki**
Uh, yeah.
**[17:04] Lily**
Good.
**[17:06] Lily**
I am Lily Flont Gritonia.
**[17:09] Lily**
I am the second princess of Gritonia.
**[17:12] Tomoki**
I'm Iwahashi. Iwahashi Tomoki.
**[17:16] Lily**
This is not the place for a conversation.
**[17:21] Lily**
Will you come with me?
**[17:26] Tomoki**
Okay.
**[17:29] Ginebia**
Your Highness.
**[17:30] Ginebia**
Was the goddess's revelation true?
**[17:33] Lily**
Yes.
**[17:33] Lily**
This is the hero, Iwahashi Tomoki-sama.
**[17:38] Lily**
Hero, this is Ginebia of the royal guard,
who are our highest-ranking knights.
**[17:44] Tomoki**
Wow! This is my first time
seeing a lady knight.
**[17:47] Ginebia**
Wha...
**[17:49] Ginebia**
You may be the hero, but how rude of you!
**[17:53] Tomoki**
Sorry.
**[17:55] Ginebia**
It's fine.
**[17:56] Ginebia**
Um, I'd appreciate it if
you didn't stare so much.
**[18:06] Lily**
Hero, I'd like to examine your suitability
for equipment and measure your level.
**[18:11] Lily**
This way, please.
**[18:12] Tomoki**
Level?
**[18:13] Tomoki**
This world has levels?
**[18:18] Tomoki**
I'm exhausted.
**[18:20] Lily**
I'll have some servants show you
around the castle later.
**[18:23] Lily**
You can relax here for a while.
**[18:30] Lily**
What are his results?
**[18:32] Doctor**
It's probably a type of magical eye
specialized for charming others.
**[18:36] Lily**
Then take measures to make myself and the
imperial family immune to its effects.
**[18:41] Lily**
Tell no one about his abilities.
**[18:44] Doctor**
Yes, Your Highness.
**[18:46] Lily**
The hero's innocence doesn't
sit right with me.
**[18:54] Tomoki**
Lily?
**[18:55] Yukinatsu**
You're the hero?
**[18:57] Tomoki**
Huh? Who are you?
**[18:58] Lily**
This is Yukinatsu the alchemist.
**[19:01] Lily**
She apparently wanted to speak with you.
**[19:03] Yukinatsu**
I may be an alchemist,
but I don't make medicines.
**[19:06] Yukinatsu**
I'm a force player. I'm skilled in
controlling and constructing golems.
**[19:11] Tomoki**
Golems? You can make golems?
**[19:14] Tomoki**
What kinds of golems?
**[19:17] Yukinatsu**
Hero, I hear you're able to use all
of the empire's magical equipment.
**[19:21] Yukinatsu**
I'd love to chat with you about it.
You should come to my room tonight.
**[19:26] Lily**
Yukinatsu.
**[19:27] Yukinatsu**
S-Sorry. I couldn't help myself.
**[19:30] Lily**
We'll speak another day.
**[19:36] Tomoki**
A magic eye, huh?
**[19:43] Tomoki**
A dragon?
**[19:45] Mora**
Who are you, mister?
**[19:48] Tomoki**
I'm Tomoki. I'm supposed to be the hero.
**[19:51] Mora**
The hero?
**[19:53] Mora**
I'm Mora. I'm a dragon summoner.
**[19:57] Tomoki**
Oh?
**[19:58] Mora**
Don't judge me by my looks, okay?
**[20:01] Mora**
I'll have you know I'm the
greatest of all tamers.
**[20:04] Tomoki**
I see.
**[20:06] Tomoki**
Does your whole family live in the castle?
**[20:09] Mora**
No. Her Highness Princess Lily brought me
here after my village was attacked by demons.
**[20:16] Tomoki**
Sorry. I didn't know.
**[20:20] Mora**
It's fine. But in exchange,
will you marry me?
**[20:24] Tomoki**
Huh?
**[20:25] Mora**
Um, I just want you to join my family.
**[20:29] Mora**
Or, you know, be my f-friend.
**[20:34] Tomoki**
Sure. Thanks.
**[20:40] Lily**
You want to form a party
with the three of them?
**[20:43] Tomoki**
Th-They'll get the chance to work
closely with me. Not a bad deal, right?
**[20:49] Lily**
You're right.
**[20:51] Lily**
Ginebia, Yukinatsu, and Mora
all seem to like you.
**[20:57] Tomoki**
Like me?
**[20:59] Lily/Id**
* It looks like he hasn't learned*
* to control his magic eye yet.*
**[21:06] Tomoki**
Lily, what did you think
of me when we first met?
**[21:10] Lily**
I knew at first glance that
you'd be the one to lead us.
**[21:15] Lily**
You make a fantastic hero.
**[21:20] Lily**
It's only natural that everyone likes you.
**[21:25] Lily**
I shall gladly support you, as well.
**[21:29] Tomoki**
Lily...
**[21:30] Tomoki/Id**
*If I become the perfect hero,*
**[21:35] Tomoki/Id**
* then the power of the magic*
* eye will hardly be an issue.*
**[21:44] Lily/Id**
* I'll give anything if it leads to*
* the destruction of the demons,*
**[21:48] Lily/Id**
* for my mother, who believed in that*
* capricious goddess until the end.*
**[21:56] Makoto/N**
*But in my case,*
**[21:58] Makoto/N**
* I was kissed passionately*
* by the Black Spider.*
**[23:36] Makoto/N**
*Night Three: "Stellar Wars."*
***SIGN*** Next Time
***SIGN*** Stellar Wars