E2 - The Heroes Are a Couple of Beauties
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SIGN Nakaritsuhara High School
[00:00] Makoto/N
One afternoon in the not-so-distant past,
[00:02] Makoto/N
several days before Misumi Makoto
traveled to the isekai.
[00:08] Hibiki
Misumi-kun.
[00:13] Makoto
Otonashi-senpai.
[00:16] Hibiki
Sorry, but the documents we just handed out
at the student council meeting are dated wrong.
[00:21] Hibiki
Could you swap these for yours?
[00:22] Makoto
Sure. Thank you.
[00:26] Hibiki/Id
Misumi Makoto-kun...
[00:29] Hibiki/Id
I heard he's the average "hero"
who snuck into the archery club
[00:32] Hibiki/Id
that's otherwise full of beauties,
but he doesn't seem like much of a hero.
[00:38] Hibiki/Id
I might be a little jealous, though.
[00:41] Hibiki/Id
I could always do everything
with minimal effort.
[00:45] Hibiki/Id
I doubt I'll ever try my
best or fail at anything.
[00:49] Hibiki/Id
Everything will probably go well for me.
[00:54] Hibiki/Id
My life is smooth sailing.
[00:57] Hibiki/Id
It's boring.
[01:09] Hibiki/Id
Or so I thought.
[01:34] [SONG] Makoto/N
Season Two
[02:42] [SONG] Eptitle
Night Two The Heroes Are a Couple of Beauties
[02:42] [SONG] Eptitle
Night Two The Heroes Are a Couple of Beauties
[02:44] Hibiki
What is this place?
[02:47] Goddess
You're Otonashi Hibiki, are you not?
[02:51] Hibiki
Yes. Who are you?
[02:54] Goddess
I am the goddess of another world.
[02:56] Goddess
The world I protect is currently under
unprecedented threat from evil demons.
[03:03] Goddess
I'd like your help.
[03:07] Goddess
I'm planning to send you and one
other to my world as heroes.
[03:12] Goddess
Please guide the hyumans.
[03:15] Goddess
I shall grant you as much power as I can.
[03:20] Hibiki
Could you ask someone else?
[03:22] Hibiki
I've got a decent number of friends,
and my life is going well.
[03:26] Goddess
Do you really want to live
an easy life with friends
[03:31] Goddess
who you can neither relate to
nor share your feelings with?
[03:34] Hibiki
What are you trying to say?
[03:36] Goddess
Your current world is too
restrictive for you.
[03:39] Goddess
Don't you actually long for a challenging
existence where you risk your life
[03:44] Goddess
alongside a companion you
trust to watch your back?
[03:47] Hibiki
I...
[03:50] Goddess
Then it's decided, Otonashi Hibiki.
[03:53] Goddess
I shall grant you powerful magical abilities,
increased physical abilities,
[03:57] Goddess
and the charisma to draw people to you.
[04:00] Goddess
I shall also grant you this sacred treasure.
[04:04] Hibiki
A silver sash?
[04:07] Goddess
So begins the divine trial.
[04:10] Goddess
I know you'll be able to overcome it.
[04:12] Goddess
I have high hopes for you.
[04:18] [SONG] Sign
Limia Kingdom
[04:18] [SONG] Sign
Limia Kingdom
[04:22] Augus
We've received a divine revelation?
[04:24] Joshua
Yes.
[04:25] Joshua
"I shall grant you a hero.
Defeat the demons."
[04:29] Augus
I thought the goddess had abandoned us,
[04:33] Augus
but now Limia will be safe from demons.
[04:44] Priestess
So this is her.
[04:46] Goddess
This is your hero.
[04:48] Goddess
The rest is in your hands.
[04:50] Hibiki
What? That's the only
explanation you're giving?!
[04:52] Priestess
Thank you!
[04:53] Priestess
Hero!
[04:55] Hibiki/Id
I-Is this really another world?
[04:58] Makoto/N
But in my case,
[05:01] Makoto/N
nobody came to meet me, and I was left
wandering in a deserted wasteland.
[05:06] Hibiki
I wonder how many days have
passed since I came here.
[05:11] Hibiki
It looks just like Japan.
[05:14] Hibiki
The demons were forced into
[05:15] Hibiki
a barren land by the hyumans,
who received the goddess's protection,
[05:19] Hibiki
but over the past decade,
they've expanded their territory.
[05:22] Hibiki
The great nation of Elysion
has already been destroyed,
[05:24] Hibiki
but the allied Limia Kingdom and Gritonia
Empire are holding the last line of defense.
[05:31] Hibiki
The Gritonia Empire, huh?
[05:34] (Flashback) Follower 1
There's another hero?
[05:36] (Flashback) Hibiki
Yes.
[05:37] (Flashback) Follower 2
So the stories about the empire
acquiring a hero are true.
[05:41] (Flashback) Follower 1
But why was one sent to that nation?
[05:44] Hibiki
I guess it'd be stranger if two great
neighboring nations got along.
[05:51] Hibiki
Once the war against demons ends...
[05:55] Hibiki
I'll have to give it considerable thought.
[05:58] Hibiki
Hey, are you listening?
[06:01] Hibiki
Then come on out.
[06:05] Hibiki/Id
I was surprised to learn there was a
wolf spirit in this sacred treasure.
[06:09] Hibiki
Anyway, tomorrow I'll select party
members from among the mercenaries.
[06:14] Hibiki
At the king's recommendation,
[06:16] Hibiki
Court Mage Woody and the promising new
knight Verda have already been selected.
[06:23] Hibiki
Sounds like they pulled some strings.
[06:26] Mercenaries
Is that really her?
[06:27] Mercenaries
She's beautiful.
[06:29] Naval
So that's the hero, huh?
[06:31] Naval
She's trim and doesn't have
a whiff of blood about her.
[06:33] Naval
She's a flower not meant
for the battlefield.
[06:37] Woody
You're leaving?
[06:40] Naval
If it isn't Court Mage Woody,
Limia's Mobile Battery.
[06:45] Woody
I'm not fond of that nickname,
Naval the Silver-Haired Ogre.
[06:49] Naval
I've had enough of protecting
precious honor students.
[06:52] Naval
All I care about is killing demons.
[06:55] Naval
Later.
[06:56] Hibiki
Wait.
[06:58] Hibiki
I could tell as soon as I saw you.
[07:00] Hibiki
You're the strongest one here, aren't you?
[07:04] Hibiki
I need a master to teach me to wield a sword
[07:07] Hibiki
and a partner I can trust to watch
my back on the battlefield.
[07:10] Hibiki
I'd like you to do it.
[07:13] Naval
I can't trust someone who needs to
be taught how to wield a sword.
[07:19] Hibiki
I thought you only cared
about killing demons.
[07:22] Hibiki
If you come with me, you'll be able to fight
all the demons you want on the front lines.
[07:26] Hibiki
You won't be bored.
[07:28] Hibiki
Doesn't that sound better
than refusing my request
[07:30] Hibiki
and having a difficult time
staying in this country?
[07:34] Naval
Fine.
[07:35] Verda/Id
Hibiki the Hero is truly beautiful.
[07:39] Verda/Id
I shall stand at her side.
[07:42] Makoto/N
But in my case,
[07:45] Makoto/N
I won the affection of a dragon
obsessed with historical dramas.
[07:48] [SONG] Sign
Limia Border Neutral Zone
[07:48] [SONG] Sign
Limia Border Neutral Zone
[07:51] Hibiki
They're late.
[07:53] Naval
This is why I don't like escort jobs.
[07:55] Woody
Now, now. The Priestess of Laurel
is honoring us with a visit.
[07:59] Verda
B-Bad news! It's the priestess's carriage!
[08:02] Chiya
Stay where you are, everyone.
[08:06] Naval
Kobolds, huh?
[08:09] Verda
They're monsters who become stronger
by consuming powerful mana.
[08:12] Verda
Despite their appearance,
they're actually quite strong.
[08:15] Woody
I'm impressed by the Priestess
of Laurel, though.
[08:17] Woody
That magical barrier will easily last
until the kobolds have been finished off.
[08:22] Naval
Four, huh?
[08:23] Naval
We'll each take down one at the same time.
[08:26] Naval
If you're not careful, they'll call for help.
[08:32] Naval
Hibiki, have you never
killed a monster before?
[08:37] Hibiki
It's fine. I can do it.
[08:50] Hibiki/Id
Too shallow. I'll hit it again.
[08:53] Kobold 1
S-Spare me...
[08:56] Hibiki
Th-They can speak?
[09:01] Naval
Hibiki, what are you doing?
[09:05] Kobolds
Mana!
[09:07] Kobolds
Strong!
[09:07] Verda
This isn't good!
[09:08] Kobolds
Want!
[09:08] Woody
They've summoned allies.
[09:10] Naval
Hibiki, stand back!
[09:15] Woody
It's no use. The magical barrier won't hold.
[09:22] Hibiki/Id
Because I hesitated...
[09:27] Chiya
Help me, Hero.
[09:38] Hibiki
I am the hero who will end this war!
[09:43] Hibiki
I can't stop here!
[09:47] Naval
Let's go! Follow Hibiki's lead!
[09:58] Naval
That was pretty good for your first time.
[10:01] Chiya
Hero, thank you for saving us.
[10:05] Chiya
I am Chiya, Priestess of Laurel.
[10:09] Chiya
Please allow me to join your party.
[10:13] Chiya
I'd like to help you.
[10:16] Verda
D-Don't be absurd.
[10:18] Verda
Running off with their priestess would cause
friction with the Laurel Commonwealth.
[10:28] Hibiki
What?
[10:29] Chiya
I-If the people of Laurel see this hair,
they'll think Limia did something to me.
[10:35] Naval
Seriously?
[10:36] Verda
Unbelievable.
[10:37] Woody
We'd lose our heads.
[10:39] Chiya
I will fight with the hero to end this war!
[10:44] Hibiki
That threat doesn't make sense.
[10:47] Hibiki
You ruined your beautiful hair.
[10:50] Chiya
It may suit a priestess who
serves as mere decoration,
[10:52] Chiya
but it would get in the
way on the battlefield.
[10:54] Hibiki
Oh.
[10:56] Hibiki
Then maybe I'll chop mine off, too.
[10:59] Naval
Me, too.
[11:00] Chiya
No! You two are really strong,
so you don't need to cut yours!
[11:09] Hibiki
Don't call yourself decoration.
[11:11] Hibiki
Your magical barrier was incredible.
[11:14] Hibiki
Could you teach me to use magic, Chiya-chan?
[11:21] Chiya
Sure!
[11:23] Hibiki/N
After that, we defeated the demons
in one battle after another,
[11:28] Hibiki/N
never losing a single time.
[11:32] Hibiki/N
Until we met that thing.
[11:38] Hibiki
What is this monster?
[11:41] Woody
The Black Spider of Disaster.
[11:43] Woody
It consumes everything it encounters,
whether person or thing.
[11:47] Verda
The vanguard is finished.
[11:49] Verda
I didn't expect to run into anything
on the way to the battlefield.
[11:52] Naval
Normally, all you can do
is wait for it to pass.
[11:56] Naval
True to its name, it's a disaster.
[12:08] Naval
Damn. I even had Chiya cast a
strengthening spell on me, too.
[12:13] Verda
Its attacks are heavy.
[12:17] Woody
And my magic isn't working.
[12:20] Naval
There has to be a limit...
[12:22] Naval
to how hard...
[12:24] Naval
something can be!
[12:26] Hibiki
We did it!
[12:29] Naval
What?
[12:31] Hibiki
It regenerated...
[12:35] Naval
Hibiki!
[12:37] Hibiki
Naval!
[12:42] Hibiki
Let go of her!
[12:47] Hibiki
Chiya-chan, heal her!
[12:48] Chiya
Got it.
[12:49] Woody
I'll assist—
[13:03] Hibiki
I can still fight! Come at me!
[13:23] Hibiki/Id
Am I going to die?
[13:35] Hibiki
Horn, where are the others?
[13:41] Hibiki
Thank goodness! They're all right!
[13:47] Hibiki/Id
I had no idea fighting my hardest
and losing would be so frustrating.
[13:55] Hibiki
Thank you for this defeat,
Black Spider of Disaster.
[13:59] Hibiki
Next time, I'll win.
[14:04] Makoto/N
One afternoon in the not-so-distant past,
[14:07] Makoto/N
several days after Otonashi Hibiki
traveled to the isekai.
[14:12] Boy 1
We heard you're a model.
[14:14] Boy 1
Give us some spare change, will you?
[14:17] Tomoki
N-No.
[14:19] Boy 2
What was that? We didn't hear you.
[14:23] Tomoki/Id
Why is this happening to me?
[14:26] Tomoki/Id
I didn't do anything to them.
[14:29] Girl 1
Are you guys bullying Tomoki-kun again?
[14:34] Boy 1
You're pathetic.
[14:37] Tomoki
I...
[14:39] Tomoki
I'm not being bullied.
[14:41] Girl 1
Beautiful fragile boys
are great, aren't they?
[14:49] Tomoki
Damn it. Seriously?
[14:54] Tomoki/Id
Things don't even go well for me in games.
[14:56] [SONG] Sign
Reincarnated and Maxing Out Enchanting
to Live an Overpowered Max Stats Life
[14:58] Tomoki/Id
An overpowered ability in an isekai, huh?
[15:01] Tomoki/Id
If I had an OP ability and
lived somewhere else, then...
[15:12] Tomoki
Huh? What is this place? Am I dreaming?
[15:17] Goddess
You're Iwahashi Tomoki, are you not?
[15:19] Tomoki
Who are you?
[15:20] Goddess
I am the goddess of another world.
[15:22] Tomoki
Huh?
[15:24] Goddess
The world I protect is
overflowing with monsters.
[15:27] Goddess
I can no longer handle
the problem on my own.
[15:30] Goddess
Please become a hero and save my world.
[15:35] Tomoki
A hero?
[15:37] Goddess
Don't worry.
[15:39] Goddess
I plan to send another hero,
[15:42] Goddess
and I shall bless you with power, as well.
[15:45] Tomoki
What kind of power?
[15:47] Goddess
A body capable of fighting beasts,
and magic to overwhelm demons.
[15:52] Goddess
I shall also grant you the skill Magic Eye,
which allows you to enthrall others,
[15:57] Goddess
and silver shoes that will allow you to fly
through the skies and relieve your exhaustion.
[16:03] Tomoki/Id
Wow. They're all overpowered.
[16:06] Tomoki/Id
But I must be dreaming,
[16:08] Tomoki/Id
so I might as well ask...
[16:10] Tomoki
Th-That's all?
[16:12] Goddess
In that case, though this
will be a slight burden,
[16:15] Goddess
I shall make you immortal at night.
[16:19] Goddess
However, this ability will only
function while the moon is out.
[16:24] Tomoki
Could you also change my appearance
to anything I desire?
[16:29] Goddess
Of course.
[16:33] Tomoki
Thank you, Goddess.
[16:35] Tomoki
I'll do my best to act as your hero.
[16:39] Goddess
I'm counting on you.
[16:53] Tomoki
So this is the goddess's world.
[16:57] Lily
Are you the hero?
[17:01] Tomoki
Uh, yeah.
[17:04] Lily
Good.
[17:06] Lily
I am Lily Flont Gritonia.
[17:09] Lily
I am the second princess of Gritonia.
[17:12] Tomoki
I'm Iwahashi. Iwahashi Tomoki.
[17:16] Lily
This is not the place for a conversation.
[17:21] Lily
Will you come with me?
[17:26] Tomoki
Okay.
[17:29] Ginebia
Your Highness.
[17:30] Ginebia
Was the goddess's revelation true?
[17:33] Lily
Yes.
[17:33] Lily
This is the hero, Iwahashi Tomoki-sama.
[17:38] Lily
Hero, this is Ginebia of the royal guard,
who are our highest-ranking knights.
[17:44] Tomoki
Wow! This is my first time
seeing a lady knight.
[17:47] Ginebia
Wha...
[17:49] Ginebia
You may be the hero, but how rude of you!
[17:53] Tomoki
Sorry.
[17:55] Ginebia
It's fine.
[17:56] Ginebia
Um, I'd appreciate it if
you didn't stare so much.
[18:06] Lily
Hero, I'd like to examine your suitability
for equipment and measure your level.
[18:11] Lily
This way, please.
[18:12] Tomoki
Level?
[18:13] Tomoki
This world has levels?
[18:18] Tomoki
I'm exhausted.
[18:20] Lily
I'll have some servants show you
around the castle later.
[18:23] Lily
You can relax here for a while.
[18:30] Lily
What are his results?
[18:32] Doctor
It's probably a type of magical eye
specialized for charming others.
[18:36] Lily
Then take measures to make myself and the
imperial family immune to its effects.
[18:41] Lily
Tell no one about his abilities.
[18:44] Doctor
Yes, Your Highness.
[18:46] Lily
The hero's innocence doesn't
sit right with me.
[18:54] Tomoki
Lily?
[18:55] Yukinatsu
You're the hero?
[18:57] Tomoki
Huh? Who are you?
[18:58] Lily
This is Yukinatsu the alchemist.
[19:01] Lily
She apparently wanted to speak with you.
[19:03] Yukinatsu
I may be an alchemist,
but I don't make medicines.
[19:06] Yukinatsu
I'm a force player. I'm skilled in
controlling and constructing golems.
[19:11] Tomoki
Golems? You can make golems?
[19:14] Tomoki
What kinds of golems?
[19:17] Yukinatsu
Hero, I hear you're able to use all
of the empire's magical equipment.
[19:21] Yukinatsu
I'd love to chat with you about it.
You should come to my room tonight.
[19:26] Lily
Yukinatsu.
[19:27] Yukinatsu
S-Sorry. I couldn't help myself.
[19:30] Lily
We'll speak another day.
[19:36] Tomoki
A magic eye, huh?
[19:43] Tomoki
A dragon?
[19:45] Mora
Who are you, mister?
[19:48] Tomoki
I'm Tomoki. I'm supposed to be the hero.
[19:51] Mora
The hero?
[19:53] Mora
I'm Mora. I'm a dragon summoner.
[19:57] Tomoki
Oh?
[19:58] Mora
Don't judge me by my looks, okay?
[20:01] Mora
I'll have you know I'm the
greatest of all tamers.
[20:04] Tomoki
I see.
[20:06] Tomoki
Does your whole family live in the castle?
[20:09] Mora
No. Her Highness Princess Lily brought me
here after my village was attacked by demons.
[20:16] Tomoki
Sorry. I didn't know.
[20:20] Mora
It's fine. But in exchange,
will you marry me?
[20:24] Tomoki
Huh?
[20:25] Mora
Um, I just want you to join my family.
[20:29] Mora
Or, you know, be my f-friend.
[20:34] Tomoki
Sure. Thanks.
[20:40] Lily
You want to form a party
with the three of them?
[20:43] Tomoki
Th-They'll get the chance to work
closely with me. Not a bad deal, right?
[20:49] Lily
You're right.
[20:51] Lily
Ginebia, Yukinatsu, and Mora
all seem to like you.
[20:57] Tomoki
Like me?
[20:59] Lily/Id
It looks like he hasn't learned
to control his magic eye yet.
[21:06] Tomoki
Lily, what did you think
of me when we first met?
[21:10] Lily
I knew at first glance that
you'd be the one to lead us.
[21:15] Lily
You make a fantastic hero.
[21:20] Lily
It's only natural that everyone likes you.
[21:25] Lily
I shall gladly support you, as well.
[21:29] Tomoki
Lily...
[21:30] Tomoki/Id
If I become the perfect hero,
[21:35] Tomoki/Id
then the power of the magic
eye will hardly be an issue.
[21:44] Lily/Id
I'll give anything if it leads to
the destruction of the demons,
[21:48] Lily/Id
for my mother, who believed in that
capricious goddess until the end.
[21:56] Makoto/N
But in my case,
[21:58] Makoto/N
I was kissed passionately
by the Black Spider.
[23:36] Makoto/N
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