E9 - 'Sweet' is a magical word to make you happy!

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    Good luck!
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    I'm cheering you on.
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    T-Thank you.
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    T-Thank you.
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    Please support "Candy Island"!
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    You'll be on TV for the first time?
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    Yes.
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    Lucky! What's the show?
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    "Cerebral Boom! Brains Castle."
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    The quiz show
    Mizuki-san and Airi-san host!
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    Where idols compete for
    self-promotion time, nya!
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    Cool, that's like a competition show.
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    When's the taping?
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    Tomorrow.
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    They say it'll be taped
    before a live audience.
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    I'm already nervous
    being on TV for the first time...
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    I'm nervous about it too.
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    After we released a song, I figured
    I wouldn't have to work for a while.
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    I'm at the end of my rope.
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    What the heck!
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    Silly remarks and reactions
    are variety-show basics!
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    If you learn that, you'll have
    nothing to worry about!
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    Okay, let's train!
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    What the heck. What the heck.
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    What the heck. What the heck.
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    Like you're mad!
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    What the heck.
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    Snap at the person!
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    What the heck!
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    - Not even close, nya!
    - Anzu-chan, you too!
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    I say the silly remarks.
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    Then remark on this, nya.
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    With variety shows, you have
    to be instantaneous. Hurry up!
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    A rhinoceros beetle and a tsuchinoko.
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    You're just going to sleep, nya!
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    Nice comeback.
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    That's Miku-nyan.
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    Cakewalk, nya.
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    Listen, even with lame remarks, variety
    shows save the day with retorts, okay?
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    Yes!
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    Use that same fighting spirit
    tomorrow to appeal to the audience.
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    I forgot we're going
    to have an audience...
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    We've got to do
    something about that.
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    Yes?
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    Hey, we need
    your help for a minute.
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    Chieri-chan, it's fun
    being an idol, isn't it?
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    Yeah. I like wearing cute outfits...
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    But I get so nervous
    in front of a crowd...
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    I know what you mean.
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    I still get nervous too.
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    I'm sure I'd enjoy it if it was me, nya!
    And the audience would too, nya.
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    Same here.
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    Um, everyone...
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    A frog.
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    This won't work!
    It's just not a good match!
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    What's this, nya?
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    They say to think of the crowd
    as pumpkins if you're nervous.
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    That's not a pumpkin.
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    Sorry. This is all we had...
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    I wanted to be
    of some assistance...
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    Thank you!
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    I think I can do my best now.
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    Let's do our best for your TV debut.
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    Right!
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    Let's do our best
    to get promotion time!
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    Let's use it to sing our song!
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    We'll do our best for "Candy Island"!
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    Yeah!
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    Yeah.
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    Ieyasu, Hidetada, lemitsu...
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    Frog, frog, frog...
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    What the heck.
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    Well, it'll work out somehow.
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    Yeah... And the girls said
    they'd come, so let's do our best!
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    R-Right...
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    Good morning!
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    Boy, my last taping ran late.
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    Although it was because I'm cute...
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    Sachiko Koshimizu-chan!
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    Huh?
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    Sachiko-han?
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    I thought I heard your voice.
    What are you doing?
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    Declaring war on a rival or something?
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    U-Um...
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    Sae Kobayakawa-chan
    and Yuki Himekawa-chan!
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    Maybe you're in
    the wrong dressing room?
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    O-O-Of course not!
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    The newbies just...
    Yeah, just wanted some advice!
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    Well, that's okay.
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    Please go easy on me today.
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    Yes! We look forward to it!
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    Be careful you don't get hurt.
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    Are you training? The taping's
    tough, but let's all do our best!
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    R-Right...
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    Get hurt? Tough?
    This is a quiz show, right?
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    You didn't know?
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    Starting this episode, it's an
    action-variety show full of exercise.
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    BRAWN BOOM!
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    Even the title's changed...
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    BRAWN BOOM!
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    Everyone! Are you bored?
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    We're bored!
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    We understand. But we'll dispel
    that boredom with competition!
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    Mizuki and Airi's love-love
    power will jump-start your hearts!
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    So let's begin!
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    Brawn Boom! Muscle Castle!
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    All right! Brains have become
    brawn and we've taken on a new look,
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    but do you know why, Airi-chan?
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    Um, idols were so bad at the
    quizzes that it dragged the show...
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    Now, let's introduce the idols
    competing for self-promotion time.
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    First, let's bring out
    the usual suspects!
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    Yay!
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    Here I come!
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    Welcome!
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    Well, please tell us your team name.
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    Cute Me...
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    - ...and Baseball...
    - ...team!
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    Next, the assassins
    sent by the Cinderella Project!
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    It's this trio's first time on TV!
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    Welcome!
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    And what's your team name?
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    Right. One, two...
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    C-Candy Island!
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    That is fresh.
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    As your team lost every time so far, do
    you think you can beat innocence today?
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    It'll be fine!
    After all, I'm on the team!
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    Wait! If you're that enthusiastic,
    channel it with a mic performance.
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    You girls are... Candy Island, was it?
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    If your attitude's sweet as candy, you
    won't beat cute little me on this show!
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    I'm sorry!
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    What? You're apologizing?
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    Ten points!
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    Team Candy won the talk battle!
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    Okay, cut!
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    I feel like a mom
    watching over her kids.
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    It went well, but Chieri
    was just tense, right?
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    But they got points,
    so it's a good start.
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    You're naive!
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    That was a good save from
    the host to make the show interesting.
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    The real competition is next.
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    I'm so nervous...
    Chieri-chan, are you okay?
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    Y-Yes! No...
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    I'm sorry.
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    When I heard the crowd,
    my mind went blank.
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    Yeah...
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    Look, remember... Frogs.
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    Right, frogs! Let's calm
    down and then go.
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    Okay. Frogs, frogs...
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    Balloon-popping contest!
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    The rules are easy. Pop the balloon
    above the other team first!
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    Aim to be an idol
    with true muscles! Ready...
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    They're getting big.
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    It looks like Cute Me
    and Baseball's is slightly bigger.
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    Don't pop by me!
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    That was a shock.
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    This is great!
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    The winners, Team Baseball!
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    Kawashima-san,
    you're leaving out "Cute Me"!
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    Okay. Time for
    the penalty phase!
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    The losing Team Candy
    has to drink this herbal tea.
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    Um, what's it taste like?
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    You should down it in one gulp!
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    I-I-It's bitter!
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    Come on, Anzu-chan, drink it all!
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    I can't! I can't!
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    Nice reaction!
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    Marshmallow catch competition!
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    Who wants to catch them?
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    Me!
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    You're really into it, huh?
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    Leave catching to me!
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    I want to eat marshmallows!
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    You're honest.
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    Who wants to fire the marshmallow gun?
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    Me!
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    - Okay, it's settled.
    - You've got this.
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    Then Sae-chan and Anzu-chan
    will participate next so get ready.
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    Team Baseball is first.
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    Fire the marshmallows!
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    I'm ready whenever!
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    Leave it to me! I'll get 'em
    right in your mouth for sure.
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    Sorry...
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    Sachiko...
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    Sachiko-chan, that distance
    is against the rules.
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    Team Candy is up next!
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    Frogs...
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    The marshmallow...
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    Nice dash.
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    We can tell how badly
    you wanted to eat it.
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    All right!
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    Okay...
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    We did it!
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    Okay, last one.
    If you catch it, you'll be tied.
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    Kanako-chan, do your best!
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    Right!
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    Chieri-chan, I'm ready!
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    Okay...
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    We did it!
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    Thank goodness...
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    Kanako-chan, how do you feel?
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    It's good!
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    Kanako-chan did it!
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    It was like a miracle
    granted by the god of sweets.
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    They've got the wind
    at their backs!
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    Style.
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    That's a muscle that girls
    always have to cultivate and train.
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    So our next competition
    is a plain-clothes fashion show!
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    First, a fairy who hails from
    Hokkaido, Anzu Futaba-chan!
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    A casual outfit of T-shirt and spats.
    And the bunny always under her arm.
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    IF YOU WORK, YOU LOSE
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    Is that saying her policy?
    The curtain rises on a new age of idols.
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    But maybe this is too new!
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    They're eating it up.
[13:52] ---
    Let's move on.
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    This angel descended to us
    from Kyoto. Sae Kobayakawa-chan.
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    She changed her image today, doffing
    the usual kimono for a school uniform.
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    That's because I came
    here right after school!
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    Sixty points!
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    Yes!
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    You did great, Anzu-chan.
    You left your mark.
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    Now the last event. The winner gets lots
    of points, a chance to turn it around!
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    And glorious self-promotion time.
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    But if you lose, a glorious
    punishment is waiting for you.
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    A bungee jump down a beautiful canyon.
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    W-Wait a second...
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    I-I can't do that...
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    This is a tough one.
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    Okay!
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    What should we do?
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    Producer, I don't think I can do this.
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    It's work. Besides...
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    Chieri-chan!
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    Ogata-san!
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    Are you okay?
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    Yes. I'm sorry.
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    Do you think you
    can make the next segment?
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    Yes...
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    Can you do it with a smile?
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    Chieri-chan, I'm afraid of
    doing a bungee jump too...
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    ...but for the next segment,
    I'm going to do my best with a smile...
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    I was so happy when
    I made my debut with a unit.
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    I knew I never would've
    been able to do anything alone.
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    I'm scared...
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    ...and I don't have
    confidence in my smile...
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    ...but you two gave me courage...
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    ...so I want to do it together!
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    Yeah, let's do it together!
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    If we do, even a bungee jump's not scary!
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    I'm still afraid of that.
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    Me too...
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    I don't wanna do a bungee jump,
    so let's aim for a comeback!
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    Right, we just have to make a comeback!
    Then we'll get self-promotion time!
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    Let's sing to them together!
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    Yeah!
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    Let's go, Candy Island!
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    Yeah!
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    Now let's move on!
    The final competition is...
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    ...a merging of brains and brawn!
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    Slide Quiz!
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    The winners' last person will be at the top.
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    The losing team gets no points.
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    The quiz is selected from this board.
    First correct answer gets points.
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    Once given, the angle of
    the other team's slides goes up.
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    So let's start with
    entertainment for ten points.
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    What's the name of the team
    who blew up the show last week
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    with a format-destroying ditzy answer?
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    Team BB!
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    Sachiko-chan is correct!
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    Kanako-chan was a little slow.
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    Don't fall yet.
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    Okay, Team Baseball, next question?
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    Entertainment for 20!
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    Who is this male trio that began
    their world tour in April of this year?
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    Jupiter!
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    Correct!
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    Rio de Janeiro!
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    Correct.
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    All right!
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    I-I can't...
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    No!
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    Let's hang in there together!
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    O-Okay!
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    I'll decide the next one.
    History for 10 points!
[18:04] ---
    Who was the third Tokugawa shogun?
[18:08] ---
    U-Um...
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    Iemitsu!
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    Kanako-chan is correct!
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    You're really smart!
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    It's Team Candy's
    chance to work a miracle!
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    Science for 30!
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    Team Candy's back in the game!
[18:28] ---
    A-Anzu-chan...
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    This is the only way we can win.
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    How fast will an apple dropped from atop
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    Sky Tree be when it hits the ground?
[18:41] ---
    Sky Tree is 634 meters high,
    and gravitational acceleration is 9.8.
[18:48] ---
    It'll be 111.474
    meters per second.
[18:52] ---
    U-Um, in km per hour?
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    It's 401.306 km!
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    C-Correct!
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    Did you just work that out now?
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    Amazing...
[19:07] ---
    Uh-oh, do we have our first girl down?
[19:10] ---
    It looks weird, but she's holding on!
[19:13] ---
    On to the next question.
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    Anime for 30!
[19:16] ---
    Oh my, this time for 30 points!
[19:21] ---
    Where was Astral Projection:
    Furubokko-chan's heroine born?
[19:25] ---
    Pluto, block 6, number 6.
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    C-Correct!
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    She covers a lot of territory.
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    I can't hang on!
[19:39] ---
    Sae-chan is out!
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    Forgive me...
[19:43] ---
    Hurry up with the next question!
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    Special for 30!
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    Good luck!
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    She means to win it with this!
[19:54] ---
    In the Edo period, Dutch traders brought
    a non-native species to pack glassware.
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    What is this flower that embodies luck
    and pledges in the language of flowers?
[20:05] ---
    Sorry, I don't know.
[20:10] ---
    Um, if no one knows, the other
    team will pick a topic.
[20:14] ---
    I know!
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    Chieri-chan, you know the answer?
[20:20] ---
    T-The answer is
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    white clover!
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    Correct!
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    That's great, Chieri-chan!
[20:31] ---
    You did it!
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    Yeah!
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    White clover...
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    Yeah, the four-leaf clover.
[20:38] ---
    This proves that it's good luck!
[20:41] ---
    Raise Team Baseball's slides!
[20:44] ---
    - Hey!
    - W-W-Wait!
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    I-I'm gonna fall...
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    Sachiko-chan, that was a cute fall.
[20:56] ---
    And so Team Candy is the winner!
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    We won...
[21:05] ---
    Yeah...
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    Anzu-chan!
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    We won!
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    Okay, cut!
[21:19] ---
    Going all out makes me tired.
[21:26] ---
    Mio-chan's here.
    Rin-chan and Uzuki-chan too!
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    You just noticed?
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    They've been here.
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    Sorry. It's because they were
    all frogs until a minute ago...
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    Then it couldn't be helped.
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    Let's announce the results!
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    What? A tie?
    You must all really get along.
[21:52] ---
    Then they'll split
    the self-promotion time.
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    And they can share
    the punishment too.
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    We never heard that!
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    Because I was
    told not to say a thing.
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    So it'll be a special bungee episode
    next week with Teams Candy and Baseball.
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    We get to work again.
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    Oh, come on!
[22:18] ---
    That's not what I was going for!
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    SELF-PROMOTION TIME
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    To everyone watching...
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    One, two...
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    We're Candy Island!
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    The song you're hearing
    is our debut single,
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    released just the other day,
    "Happy Happy Days."
[22:43] ---
    Um, the reason why we say "happy"
    twice is the more happiness, the better.
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    I'd be happy
    if it reaches everyone.
[22:53] ---
    It's a good song. Please listen to it!
[22:55] ---
    Please do!
[22:57] ---
    Also, we're retiring!
[23:01] ---
    What the heck?
[23:03] ---