E6 - The Great Jahy Doesn't Seem to Stand a Chance...

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[00:01] Nar
    As the Dark Realm's Number 2,
    Jahy-sama is the strongest,
[00:06] Nar
    most ruthless, most feared entity...
[00:11] Nar
    or was.
[00:24] jah
    Freaking... Magical Girl!
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    fad(170,1)\pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H83327B&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
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    pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H08F922&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
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    pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H2CABD4&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
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    pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&HCF820C&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
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    pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&HC3DC18&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
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    fad(1,220)\pos(311.273,66.364)\fnArial\fs28\b1\shad0\bord1\3c&HEEF8F7&\c&H8B3983&}The Great Jahy Will NOT Be Defeated!
[01:58] ---
    Restoration Plan No. 6
    
    The Great Jahy Doesn't Seem to Stand a Chance...
[02:01] Jah
    All this time, I've been collecting the
    mana crystals to restore the Dark Realm.
[02:06] Jah
    But now that she showed
    up, everything changed!
[02:18] Jah
    It's not just about collecting
    the mana crystals anymore.
[02:20] Jah
    I also have to keep them safe from her.
[02:24] Jah
    W-Well, the other time I was just
    in bad shape because of my cold!
[02:29] Jah
    I'm not afraid of her!
[02:30] Man
    Maho—
[02:33] Jah
    Magical Girl?!
[02:37] Girl
    ...chan, you're so amazing!
[02:38] Girl2
    What? No, I'm not that great.
[02:46] Jah
    Sheesh, get a different name!
[02:48] Wom
    Maho—
[02:50] Wom
    Mahogany!
[02:52] Wom
    If it's wooden furniture,
    it's got to be mahogany.
[02:59] Jah
    Now it's just getting weird!
[03:01] Old
    Maho...
[03:02] Old
    Mahoroba, neverending...
[03:06] Old
    Mahoroba, neverending...
[03:10] Jah
    Stop scaring me!
[03:14] Jah
    What are you so freaked out about?
[03:16] Jah
    The Magical Girl is nothing!
[03:18] Jah
    I'm not scared of her!
[03:19] Jah
    In fact, she can come at me anytime!
[03:21] Jah
    I won't run or hide!
[03:23] Girl
    Magical Girl!
[03:24] Girl
    That's Gyua Bravo from
    Hagyutto Gyua Gyua, right?!
[03:27] Girl2
    She is the Magical Girl.
[03:32] Jah
    A different Magical Girl, then.
[03:34] Jah
    Phew.
[03:36] Jah
    No, I need to stop!
[03:37] Jah
    Why am I relieved?!
[03:40] Girl
    Oh, a dog god!
[03:42] Girl2
    What's a dog god?
[03:43] Girl
    You don't know?
[03:45] Girl
    Well, it's when a family...
[03:46] Girl
    Uh huh...
[03:47] Jah
    If anything, this is a good thing!
[03:50] Jah
    This time I can get her back
    for destroying the Dark Realm.
[03:53] Jah
    That's it!
[03:54] Jah
    Next time I'll use this mana
    crystal to return to my true form
[03:57] Jah
    and challenge her to the next round!
[03:58] Jah
    And then I'll beat her black and blue;
[04:01] Jah
    I'll make her tremble in fear and terror!
[04:04] Jah
    I'll make her rue the day
    she ever stood against me.
[04:10] Girl
    So, did you see the Magical Girl?
[04:17] Jah
    Magical Girl is scary! She's so scary!
[04:19] Jah
    I lied, she's scary!
[04:21] Girl2
    You mean, that old guy who does cosplay?
[04:22] Girl
    Yeah! He's so muscular!
[04:25] Girl2
    His beard was amazing!
[04:27] Both
    Right?!
[04:35] (Flashback) Guy
    Pyrica Pumple Magical Power!
[04:38] Jah
    That bearded one from the other day!
[04:40] Jah
    Not you again!
[04:46] Jah
    Now that I'm all calmed down, I'm hungry.
[04:57] Jah
    Where's the... mana crystal?
[04:59] Jah
    Did I drop it? Did I lose it?
[05:02] Jah
    But that's...
[05:03] Jah
    Without it I can't restore the
    Dark Realm or defeat Magical Girl...
[05:11] Man
    Hy-chan?
[05:12] Man
    I knew that was you.
[05:14] Man
    You dropped your mana crystal.
[05:23] Jah
    I'm so relieved!
[05:25] Jah
    Oh, my heart can't take any more...
[05:27] Jah
    Thank you, thank you.
[05:29] Man
    Are you all right?
[05:31] Man
    I was worried.
[05:32] Man
    I heard that you've been really
    terrified since that incident.
[05:38] Jah
    T-T-T-Terrified? Never!
[05:41] Jah
    I really, really, really... wasn't, though!
[05:45] Jah
    Even when I was assaulted by the
    one who destroyed the Dark Realm,
[05:49] Jah
    almost had my mana crystal taken
    from me with her overwhelming power,
[05:52] Jah
    I was never scared!
[05:56] Man
    Don't bottle it all up inside, Hy-chan.
[06:00] Man
    Maybe we're not able to be of much help,
[06:03] Man
    but you can always come to us, you know?
[06:12] Jah
    Boss...
[06:13] Jah
    In the Dark Realm,
[06:16] Jah
    I clawed my way up to Number 2 all
    by myself. Everyone feared me.
[06:20] Jah
    But ever since I've fallen
    into the human world...
[06:26] Jah
    I've been a mess.
[06:29] Jah
    This is why I've not made it further.
[06:33] Jah
    I won't depend on you!
[06:36] Jah
    Mind your own business!
[06:39] Man
    Hy-chan, wait!
[06:41] Man
    Hy-chan, don't go!
[06:44] Man
    Hy-chan...
[06:47] Man
    You really should take a bath right away.
[06:50] Man
    You smell like hot garbage!
[06:52] Jah
    Mind your own business!
[06:54] Man
    No more wearing trash cans.
[06:56] Jah
    I know that!
[07:02] Jah
    Sniff, sniff.
[07:15] Jah
    A mana crystal!
[07:17] Jah
    Finally!
[07:18] Jah
    I finally found one!
[07:20] Jah
    With that one, I won't need
    to be scared of Magical Girl.
[07:23] Jah
    I'll be one step closer to
    restoring the Dark Realm!
[07:26] Jah
    Even better, some weak-looking
    girl is holding it!
[07:29] Jah
    This is my lucky day!
[07:32] Jah
    Hey! You there, girl!
[07:33] Jah
    That mana crystal isn't for the
    likes of a puny human like you.
[07:38] Jah
    You'd do best to present it to me!
[07:43] Kyou
    You're...
[07:45] Kyou
    You came to me.
[07:49] Kyou
    It's so great, this is so much easier.
[07:55] Jah
    What are you talking about?
[07:57] Kyou
    It's no surprise that you didn't notice.
[08:00] Kyou
    I don't really like
    transforming in town, but...
[08:05] Kyou
    What about now?
[08:13] Jah
    M-Magical Girl?!
[08:17] Mag
    So, this time, can I have that mana crystal?
[08:24] Jah
    It's over!
[08:26] Mag
    Let me...
[08:30] Mag
    have it...!
[08:44] Mag
    The mana crystal!
[08:52] Voice
    Oh, my hand slipped!
[08:59] Mag
    Give it... here...
[09:10] Jah
    Haha!
[09:12] Jah
    You weren't much, now were you?
[09:15] Jah
    So I guess the Magical Girl was
    nothing but an ordinary human!
[09:18] Jah
    Nothing to be scared of.
    She's no enemy of mi—
[09:22] Mag
    Do not worry!
[09:23] Mag
    I'm just fine!
[09:27] Mag
    I've trained so I won't
    succumb to misfortune!
[09:30] Jah
    Is that really something you can train for?
[09:32] Mag
    Right now, I've spared someone
    misfortune by bearing it myself.
[09:38] Mag
    Just thinking about it...
[09:41] Mag
    makes me tingle!
[09:43] Jah
    I don't want to know that?!
[09:45] Mag
    Come now, give me that mana crystal, too!
[09:48] Jah
    Fool!
[09:49] Jah
    If you hold more mana crystals,
[09:51] Jah
    great misfortune will befall even you!
[09:52] Mag
    I don't care!
[09:54] Mag
    I'll shoulder all the misfortune!
[09:56] Mag
    Let me have it!
[09:59] Jah
    She's really broken!
[10:02] Jah
    Let go! Let go!
[10:04] Jah
    If you don't stop, you'll di—
[10:06] Mag
    Not enough! More! Bring it!
[10:14] Voi
    My hand slipped again!
[10:18] Voi
    And again...
[10:34] ---
    Poke... Poke, poke.
[10:45] Jah
    So did I... win?
[10:55] Jah
    You freaked me out!
[10:56] Jah
    Revenge for the Dark Realm!
[10:58] Jah
    Revenge for the Demon King!
[11:00] Jah
    Take that!
[11:03] Jah
    How is it? This is how terrifying I am!
[11:05] Jah
    Did you learn your lesson?!
[11:07] Jah
    That's what you get for underestimating
    the mana crystal's misfortune!
[11:13] Jah
    Huh?
[11:34] Mag
    You're the one underestimating me.
[11:36] Mag
    This is amount of misfortune is nothing!
[11:39] Jah
    What the...
[11:43] Jah
    Oh! My mana crystal!
[11:45] Mag
    Nobody is more familiar with the
    mana crystal's misfortune than me.
[11:49] Mag
    I'll take on this mana crystal, as well!
[11:52] Mag
    Farewell!
[12:00] Jah
    This... can't be real.
[12:05] ---
    My...
[12:07] Jah
    My mana crystal...
SIGN    Craft
    Pub Maou.
[12:14] Boss
    You're drinking too much Hy-chan.
[12:17] Jah
    Another!
[12:18] Boss
    I think you've had enough.
[12:20] Jah
    Shut up!
[12:21] Jah
    How am I supposed to get
    through this without a drink?
[12:26] Jah
    I'm the Number 2 of the Dark Realm!
[12:28] Jah
    I finally gathered that
    huge chunk of mana crystal.
[12:31] Jah
    How could that little girl take it from me?!
[12:35] Boss
    There, there...
[12:36] Boss
    You'll find it again.
[12:38] Boss
    But is drinking this much really okay?
[12:42] Jah
    This is nothing!
[12:45] Boss
    You can really hold your liquor.
[12:47] Jah
    Don't you compare me to a measly human.
[12:49] Jah
    You think this much is
    going to do anything to me?
[12:52] Jah
    I used my powers to turn into
    my true form for drinking!
[12:58] Jah
    It's a good thing I didn't have my
    original mana crystal taken.
[13:03] Jah
    I don't even want to think about what
    would happen if both were stolen.
[13:09] ---
    Damn it!
[13:11] Jah
    Back in the Dark Realm, I was the
    only one the Demon King acknowledged,
[13:15] Jah
    the only one who was allowed
    to rule in his place!
[13:19] Boss
    That's right.
[13:20] Jah
    There was nobody who could best me!
[13:23] Jah
    I was the one and only great Jahy!
[13:28] Jah
    And now... now... Why?!
[13:31] Jah
    I am the Dark Realm's Number 2!
[13:35] Boss
    Chin up!
[13:36] Boss
    That's not much different from you now.
[13:38] Boss
    Here in the Pub Maou,
    you're the one and only employee!
[13:43] Jah
    That's not the same!
    Not the same at all!
[13:47] Boss
    Isn't it though?
[13:50] Land
    Hey, Sis, I thought you were closed today.
[13:53] Jah
    Landlord!
[13:55] Land
    Damn, you're drunk.
[13:57] Land
    Anyway, if you've got money to drink,
    you've got money to pay your rent!
[14:01] Jah
    Like hell I will! Come drink!
[14:06] Jah
    You won't drink my booze, huh?!
[14:09] Land
    Yikes. What a pain in the ass.
[14:12] Land
    Hey, Sis. Pour me one, too.
[14:14] Jah
    All right! Drink up!
[14:16] Boss
    Ryou-chan, I don't know about this...
[14:18] ---
    Craft Pub
[14:18] ---
    Maou.
[14:24] Jah
    I wasn't like this back in the Dark Realm.
[14:27] Jah
    I just cut down anyone who went against me.
[14:30] Jah
    Not that there was anyone
    who dared to do that.
[14:33] Jah
    I really was something
    back in the Dark Realm!
[14:36] Boss
    During rush hour, your cash register
    skills are really something, too!
[14:40] Jah
    It's not the same at all!
[14:42] Jah
    I was so, so, so much better!
[14:48] Jah
    I was really great, right?
[14:50] Jah
    I never made a mistake, right?
[14:55] Jah
    Since I've come here,
    I've been making money to live off,
[14:59] (Flashback) jah
    Welcome!
[15:01] Jah
    done housework,
[15:03] Jah
    set up a life... so I could
    restore the Dark Realm.
[15:19] Jah
    I've been trying so hard!
[15:23] Jah
    Then I finally found one...
[15:26] Jah
    struggled to make it mine...
[15:28] Jah
    and then the Magical Girl just
    stole it from me like that.
[15:32] Jah
    What... What... What...
[15:38] Jah
    do I even do now?!
[15:41] Boss
    Hy-chan...
[15:44] Jah
    I'm trying so hard to restore the Dark Realm
[15:47] Boss
    Hy-chan...
[15:49] Boss
    Oh, no, I've let her drink too much.
[15:51] Jah
    but why am I so useless?!
[15:56] Land
    You're doing good, Ja-ko.
[16:01] Jah
    Land...lord?
[16:03] Land
    I dunno about no Dark Realm.
[16:05] Land
    But you came to this foreign
    place all by yourself.
[16:07] Land
    Ann you're working, making money,
    working, making money...
[16:12] Land
    I can't do anyting withou my shister!
[16:15] Land
    Anyway!
[16:16] Land
    Ja-ko, I'm proud of you!
[16:26] Jah
    Landlord!
[16:32] Jah
    Am I really doing good?
[16:34] Land
    You are!
[16:36] Jah
    Am I... amazing?
[16:38] Land
    You are amazing!
[16:39] Jah
    Am I... smart?
[16:40] Land
    Like a fox!
[16:42] Jah
    Am I... cool?
[16:43] Land
    So cool!
[16:44] Jah
    Am I ...strong?
[16:45] Land
    Stwong!
[16:46] Jah
    Am I the best?
[16:47] Land
    Bestest!
[16:52] Jah
    Do you like me?
[16:54] Land
    I do!
[16:55] Jah
    Landlord!
[16:56] Land
    Ja-ko!
[17:22] Boss
    Oh, my goodness!
[17:24] Boss
    This is all because I didn't stop them.
[17:27] Boss
    It turned into this really funny thing!
[17:31] Boss
    I knew how Ryou-chan gets
    when she's drunk, and yet...
[17:36] Boss
    I'm an idiot! An idiot!
[17:38] Boss
    A failure of an adult!
SIGN    Craft
    Pub Maou.
[17:54] Jah
    Ow, ow, ow, ow.
[17:56] Jah
    Where am I?
[18:06] Jah
    Landlord?!
[18:09] Land
    Ow, what the hell're you doing?
[18:12] Jah
    Why am I sleeping next to you?
[18:16] Jah
    And why are my clothes gone?
[18:18] Jah
    What the hell is this?
[18:20] Land
    What are you doing in my bed?
[18:23] Jah
    That's what I'd like to know!
[18:24] Jah
    We're not even in a bed, though.
[18:25] Boss
    Good morning!
[18:27] Boss
    You two fell asleep on the
    floor like two drunk besties.
[18:30] Boss
    Sorry I couldn't carry you somewhere else.
[18:32] Boss
    You were cute, though.
[18:36] Jah
    Do you like me?
[18:38] Land
    I do!
[18:38] Jah
    Landlord!
[18:40] Land
    Ja-ko!
[18:40] Jah
    Please no...
[18:43] Boss
    There's a lot more of these.
[18:45] Boss
    Look at these.
SIGN    Craft
    Pub Maou.
[18:56] Jah
    Erase that right now! Delete it!
[19:00] Nar
    That moment, the great
    Jahy swore in her heart
[19:03] Nar
    that she would never lose
    herself again when drinking.
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    The Great Jahy's
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[20:37] txt
    Cooking Show
[20:42] Jah
    Today, we're going to make my
    special stir-fried sprouts.
[20:46] txt
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    Ingredients
    (for one person)
[20:46] txt
    Sprouts - 1pkg Salt - to taste
[20:46] Jah
    You will need the special sale
    19 yen sprouts, and salt.
[20:51] Jah
    We heat up the frying pan, then
    add all of the sprouts at once.
[20:55] Jah
    Randomly stir them and get them cooked.
[21:01] Jah
    Use salt to season the
    sprouts to your liking.
[21:06] Jah
    And then, it's done!
[21:10] Jah
    Now, let's have a taste.
[21:23] Jah
    The salt really complements
    the crunch of the sprouts!
[21:26] Jah
    This is delicious!
[21:28] txt
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[21:28] txt
    Cooking Show
[21:34] Jah
    Today, we're going to make a
    slightly fancy stir-fried sprouts.
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    Ingredients
    (for one person)
[21:37] txt
    Sprouts - 1pkg Salad Oil - 1tbsp
    Salt - to taste Pepper - to taste
[21:37] Jah
    You will need 34 yen sprouts,
    salt, and pepper.
[21:42] Jah
    We heat up the frying pan,
    and today we'll splurge and add oil!
[21:46] Jah
    Next, we add all of the sprouts at once.
[21:50] Jah
    Let's stir-fry them on high heat.
[21:52] Jah
    Since this is a fancy stir-fry, we don't
    need to worry about the gas bill at all.
[21:57] Jah
    Next, add some salt, and a
    generous amount of pepper.
[22:01] Jah
    Turn off the heat, and it's done!
[22:05] Jah
    Now, let's have a taste.
[22:12] Jah
    The aroma of the pepper is really
    noticeable, this is delicious!
[22:16] txt
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    Cooking Show
[22:18] Jah
    Today, we're going to make
    super fancy stir-fried sprouts.
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    Ingredients
    (for one person)
[22:21] txt
    Sprouts - 1pkg Salad Oil - 1tbsp
    Salt - to taste Pepper - to taste
[22:22] Jah
    You will need, can you believe it,
    68 yen sprouts, salt, and pepper.
[22:26] Jah
    There is one more secret ingredient,
    but we will reveal that later.
[22:32] Jah
    First, we prepare the
    slightly fancy stir-fried sprouts.
[22:37] Jah
    And here it finally is, the fancy ingredient!
[22:42] Jah
    The mere slightly fancy stir-fried sprouts
[22:44] Jah
    transform into super fancy stir-fried
    sprouts just by introducing this mayonnaise!
[22:52] Jah
    Yes, the mayonnaise's richness goes really
    well with the stir-fried sprouts!
[22:55] Jah
    It's like a completely different dish!
[23:00] jah
    Spicy fancy stir-fried sprouts!
[23:02] jah
    Japanese-style fancy stir-fried sprouts!
[23:04] jah
    Italian-style fancy stir-fried sprouts!
[23:10] Jah
    No more.
[23:12] Jah
    No more, no more, no more, no more!
[23:13] Jah
    I don't want any more stir-fried sprouts!
[23:15] Jah
    I want to eat something else!
[23:18] land
    Hey, Ja-ko, you about?
[23:20] jah
    What do you want?
[23:22] land
    I brought you something.
[23:24] jah
    You did?
[23:26] land
    They had a sale.
SIGN    Sprouts
[23:34] txt
    Next Time
[23:34] txt
    The Great Jahy Doesn't Play!